Comments by "Piccalilli Pit" (@piccalillipit9211) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. IVE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE but something tells me there are a lot of words missing...
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  2. "where is the value in a coin? is it hidden inside? If you cut it open can you find it?"
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  3. BERNIE SANDERS the answer to the question "what happens if you are honest in politics and stand up for ordinary people???"
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  4. Imagine being a top military official and NOT being allowed to punch Matt Gaetz
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  5.  @nearthefarworld  AND there you demonstrate your ignorance - they are NOT dumb questions, thats the point. They are intelligent questions that disregard social constructs we all take for granted. Q "when a feminist looks in the mirror, do they see an equal woman or a better woman?"
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  6.  @deepowls  My fave one ever - "Dinorours come in two varieties - the along ways ones that eat grass and the up and down ones that eat the along ways ones"
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  7. PLEASE NO AUDIENCE - this show has blossomed bigly with no audience...
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  8. EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THAT just made me realise how astonishingly grateful I am to have been born in the EU
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  9. AS A EUROPEAN it is great to watch a country go through the Medieval period of their social enlightenment in real time - I was born 500 years too later for ours.
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  10. Your country is an international embarrassment at this point.
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  11.  @garfield2439 - Your justice system is a joke. if this was a normal guy they would be living in their car - assuming that had not been towed as well...
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  12.  @Jenifer_R_  -Its so damn punchable and thats even before he starts yelling BS at you. Im not super good on self control and I doubt I could have been anything like as calm as the officer there.
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  13. that was one of the best things Ive seen in a LONG time...
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  14. AS A EUROPEAN it is utterly astonishing to me how gullible 50% of Am3ric4 truly is... Even if we did not know it was Trump - who would ever trust a billionaire to do whats best for working people, they didn't GET to be a billionaire by caring about working people. Do these voters even have object permanence???
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  15.  @lynnejamieson2063  I live in the poorest country in the EU. FREE healthcare, FREE university, almost FREE public transport, 2 years off work if you have a kid, FREE school meals for all kids, Unemployment is 70% of your last salary. And before anyone mentions high taxes - 10% flat rate income tax. And I have no idea how you guys have 2 year long elections, mu citizenship is British -- we just had one start to finish in 6 weeks and that was LONG, its usually 3 week.
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  16. THEY BOTH LOOK absolutely gorgeous...!!! Budget well spent.
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  17. Those leopards - they do be hungry
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  18. EXACTLY - that was one of the best things Ive seen in a LONG time...
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  19.  @listenup7284  More accurate than you news channels.
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  20. I MEAN BERNIE could not be more accurate unless he literally named the bank...!!!
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  21.  @flofaehrt  Screw the audience - they are nothings...
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  22. Im a rando in Europe and I was not shocked. Like YEAH RNC rally this week - she thinks T will win - she is hankering for a SCOTUS job - this all checks out
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  23. THEY BOTH LOOK absolutely gorgeous...!!! Budget well spent.
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  24. YEAH but that does. not advance the narrative - consent wont manufacture itself you know...!!!
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  25. AS A EUROPEAN it is utterly astonishing to me how gullible 50% of Am3ric4 truly is... Even if we did not know it was Trump - who would ever trust a billionaire to do whats best for working people, they didn't GET to be a billionaire by caring about working people. Do these voters even have object perminance???
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  26. AMERICA WILL GET THE LEADERS IT DESERVES does not mean you have to live there - I'm British, they elected a right wing government and I left the country. Now the UK is a collapsing sh!t hole and where I live wages have doubled in that 12 years.
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  27. Yeah the Democrats are too weak to arrest him. Here in Europe, he would have been arrested on Jan 7th. We have experience of how this goes if you dont stop them immediatly.
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  28.  @fishin4hogs-q5v  Looks like my comment was deleted. My rent on a beach side apartment is $165 a month. A coffee is 80 cents. A beer in a bar $1 Can you see the flaw in your otherwise perfect argument...???
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  29. As a Brit who suffered Brexit - there is ONE delicious element to these situations. You get to say "I TOLD YOU SO" thousands of times over the next few years as the fantasy dreams of the Gamons come to crumble into dust. Its hard for you - but ultimately its worse for the Gammons as they TRULY believed the lies You have to deal with the unfortunate reality they have to deal with that AND the crushing of their dreams
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  30. AS A EUROPEAN it is great to watch a country go through the Medieval period of their social enlightenment in real time - I was born 500 years too later for ours.
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  31. I LOVE to listen to rich people with none dangerous, none manual jobs complain about how tough their lives are...
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  32. THAT WAS BRILLIANT that was one of the best things Ive seen in a LONG time...
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  33. YAEH tough crowd. I thought it was funny
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  34. My fave bit - big man, strong man, tears down his face...
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  35. PLEASE NO AUDIENCE - this show has blossomed bigly with no audience...
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  36.  @andrewkohler3707  What I dont get is people in the Soviet Block were - still are - very much into the arts. I live in Burgas Bulgaria and going to the opera is a perfectly normal working class thing to do. Taking over the arts in America is kinda akin to taking over the Green Party. Taking over social media or Netflix I can 100% get but - the arts...???
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  37. You stopped educating people properly in 1983 thats how. Under Reagan the public education spending went from 5.7% of GDP to 3.4%
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  38. PLEASE NO AUDIENCE - this show has blossomed bigly with no audience...
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  39.  @briley2177  - I 100% expected all the OOOH's to be other lyrics... Thanks for saving me the trouble.
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  40. He is a billionaire - of course he is a lying monster.
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  41. AND it is duplicating an already existing department. AND it is literally the base plot of a great British TV show called Yes Minister from the 1980's [you should watch it] where they have an entire department - the Department of Administrative Affairs - dedicated to government efficiency
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  42. MUCH better with no audience, they don't pander as much to the lowest denominator and write more creative crazy stuff they would be worried would bomb if they had an audience.
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  43.  @yeuxdal  - I agree. And I actually liked the Sea Captain
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  44.  @Omni0404  What - she came to work in that dress...
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  45. Those leopards - they do be hungry
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  46. People that save the most lives in modern society 1) sewage workers 2) garbage collectors NOT doctors or paramedics, not research scientists or firefighters - sewage workers and garbage collectors.
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  47. Id leave. Its genuinely all down hill from here on. If you want to know what the US will look like in 15 years look at my home country the UK. Then do what I did, the sensible thing, leave and move to a country on the UP not the collapse.
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  48. HAHAHHAHA
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  49. THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING IT ENTIRELY ABOUT THE RICH AND THE CELEBRITIES as every single news channel has - they have 2nd, 3rd and 4th homes Their cleaners and gardeners DO NOT.
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  50. WHY ARE BOTH YOUR PRESIDENTS TRYING TO TAKE CREDIT for the ceasefire when neither had anything what so ever to do with it...???
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