Comments by "Piccalilli Pit" (@piccalillipit9211) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. 100% that's how graphs and statistics work - my right wing uncle told me...!!! If 2 things happen at the same time - they are directly as a result of each other.
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  2.  @him1019  - Shut up about "cancelling" for the love of God grow up...
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  3.  @him1019  - I've never mentioned a movie, I don't know the movie, I did not even know there was a movie referenced in this thread, I commented on your pathetic whining about "cancel culture" like a little baby. So obsessed with whining about "cancel culture" are you that you ASSUME I am talking about a movie and whining about it and being sensitive cos that FITS your narrative. YOU ARE THE WHINY BABY HERE - you are the one endlessly whining about "cancel culture" in dozens of comments - GROW UP You are telling OTHERS to stop being whiny and sensitive and you are utterly OBLIVIOUS to the fact the whiny sensitive one here is YOU And that was my point in my first comment.
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  4.  @him1019  - your large number of replies tell a different story.
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  5.  @him1019  - The joke that is you guys on YT comments - literally yesterday I was accused of "trying to ruin someones life because you are too INsensitive" Kinda strikes me as a lot of precious people who think their opinion counts for something. Modern parenting has a hell of a lot to answer for. You are NOT precious, you are NOT unique, you are NOT special. And no one except your parents and your family cares what your opinion is. This is a fact of life. For the love of God you people.
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  6. Uber is illegal in my country - thank God
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  7.  @him1019  - have you not worked out, I do not have a "sensitive opinion" I think you are a whiny little dick.
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  8. Thank you for the fact, Ill add it to my collection - you made my day
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  9. Good comment
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  10. YEP - the early ones were brilliant.
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  11. I was half way through before I realised it was a joke
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  12. THAT made me laugh a lot
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  13.  @LindaMcification  As an autistic European I think the US news is like this every time I watch it LOL
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  14. WHEN WE USED TO MOCK ADULTS for reading children's books - now they read nothing and vote for criminal fascists... That worked out well for us
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  15. I live in Bulgaria now. I earn about $600 a month working part-time and I am incredibly happy. I learned to stop wanting pointless crap that I don't need, I live a very tiny minimalist existence, everything I buy is second hand. I have lived like this for 6 years now - its the best 6 years of my life.
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  16. My English sister just returned from Florida and she would agree with you...!!! Very strange place with some very strange people
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  17. I live in Bulgaria now. I earn about $600 a month working part-time and I am incredibly happy. I learned to stop wanting pointless crap that I don't need, I live a very tiny minimalist existence, everything I buy is second hand. I have lived like this for 6 years now - its the best 6 years of my life.
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  18.  @saitaro  tens of thousands of women would be S/A's and R's as they are in the countries where it is legal. The taxies would go out of business and once that happens the cost of the U---s would skyrocket. Sorry - we prefer a professional, safe service NOT run by Am3ric4n tech oligarchs and NOT tracking your every movement. We also do not have Ebay or Amzn - guess what we do have??? A 2 year waiting list for a shop to rent in the city centre cos its that busy and thriving. NOT turning your country into Am3ric4 IS an option, and I am extremely grateful this country chose not to do that.
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  19. Here in Bulgaria - the poorest country in the EU - we get 2 years of parental leave.
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  20.  @slammermchammer  100% a foxnewsaholic
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  21. WOW - this was amazingly successful
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  22. AS A EUROPEAN this entierly sums up the Am3ric4n couture in every possible way - Europe needs to brace itself for the flood of Am3ric4n refugees over the next decade.
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  23. YOU KNOW THAT 85% OF THE WOLRD does not give a **** about this election - ONLY the English speaking wolrd has this shived down their viewing tubes I live in Bulgaria - the English speakers knwo every detail, the Bulgarian speakers dont even know if you guys HAVE elections
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  24. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH very good...!
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  25.  @ahmadumeta4  YES
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  26. Closely related to the INCELASORUS and the J-PETERSONASOURUS
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  27. I live in Bulgaria now. I earn about $600 a month working part-time and I am incredibly happy. I learned to stop wanting pointless crap that I don't need, I live a very tiny minimalist existence, everything I buy is second hand. I have lived like this for 6 years now - its the best 6 years of my life.
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  28. It could ahve been made in 1950 and the facts would be the same
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  29.  @MrVvulf  Only no.
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  30.  @sploofmcsterra4786  But Israel is doing everything humanly possible to prove the antisemites right - Netanyahu was bragging today that Biden will do whatever he tells him and he knows how to manipulate the American public... I mean he is just their PR team at the moment.
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  31. Literally here to find this video for my friend in reference to the Apalachee incident
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  32. Dude its back
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  33. YES and it did, with horrifying results
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  34. IM A PSYCHOLOGIST specialising in recovery from narcissistic abuse - FACEBOOK IS A CYBERPOX ON HUMANITY
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  35. HAHAHHAH
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  36. I have had many negotiations with this union - which ultimately ended in a head injury [serioulsy]
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  37. HAHAHHAHA very good
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  38. WHEN WE USED TO MOCK ADULTS for reading children's books - now they read nothing and vote for criminal fascists... That worked out well for us
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  39. OH MY GOD They grow in the ornamental gardens here in Bulgaria - I never knew they were edible and we just play bouls with them
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  40. EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. This is just a normal couple in 2023.
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  41. Most sensible countries do use paper ballots - you know why??? NO ONE CAN SAY IT WAS RIGGED. You just have a public recount of the ballots.
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  42. VERY GOOD...
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  43. As a European who reads YouTube comments as part of his research, I have absolutely NO PROBLEM believing that this is true in 2021. Watched a 20 minute TED talk on American Democracy yesterday. Of the 100 comments I read, a FULL 50% did not understand the incredibly simple concept. The level of education for the bottom 50% in America is staggeringly bad, they are essentially functionally illiterate in that they CAN read - but they can't comprehend.
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  44.  @leochangesnames  Actually thats exactly what Im saying
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  45. HHAHAH who has the online handle of "BIG HAIRY *****"
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  46. This is just a normal couple in 2023.
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  47. Justice for Pakistan...!!!
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  48. YEP - and how big the national debt would be...
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  49. GET NORMAL SOAP hehehehehehe
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  50. VERY GOOD
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