Comments by "SelectCircle" (@SelectCircle) on "UFC" channel.

  1. "I put on a clinic in basic boxing. If your opponent is a big dumb galoot with no athletic ability - then just stick and run - stick and run."
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  2. ***** The only thing big about Cocky McPecker is his mouth. Admit it: - You're brand new to this sport and know NOTHING about it.
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  3. ***** Okay - I get it. By "big" - you just mean SIZE. I thought you meant greatness. But even still it's a goofy comment - because Aldo is #2 pound-for-pound in the world - and the fact that McPecker is an inch or two taller than he is makes no difference at all. McPecker is the BOY in this fight. Aldo is the man. As for my background - lump it. Learn how to write better - so people can understand you the first time.
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  4. ***** I realized overnight that this is all my bad. So I think for only the second time in my long and illustrious trolling career - I'll apologize. I should've gotten what you said the first time! It was clear enough. : )
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  5. ***** Heh! ( ... Yikes. )
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  6. Sage the biggest noob and easiest fight yet.
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  7. Sage did much better than I thought he would. He might eventually make something of himself. But I won't be caring. : )
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  8. Trump's wife is interviewing fighters now?
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  9. +Rezstafarian Tommy And in turn - Quitter McTapper will never be a Jon Jones. Severely limited repertoire of skills - and can't fight guys his own size.
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  10. ***** I imagine if your piss could talk - it would sound just like that. : D
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  11. I take Cejudat and Ovincible.
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  12. O my God! It's Cocky McPecker! He's so good-looking. And Aldo is so ugly. Surely Cocky McPecker will WIN! And then ALL his gay little peckerheads will rejoice.
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  13. Stringprodigy I'm surprised it hasn't caught on yet - worldwide. ... But it will. : )
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  14. +Dandoumir Fight I want to see. Power vs. Creativity. Don't often see a match-up like that! Ever.
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  15. Dandoumir Yep. Beauty and the Beast. : )
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  16. Dandoumir Even Mother Teresa was hotter than Joanna at her age.
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  17. Rousey: - One over-hyped piece of Fascist crap down. McGregor: - Next over-hyped piece of Fascist crap down.
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  18. Carlos Zorrilla We're a rarity: - MMA fans who care about only seriously good match-ups. The few of us are what keeps the UFC from becoming a total circus.
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  19. Joe M I said he'd never crack the top 3 at FW. But this division turns out to be even weaker than I thought. : (
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  20. ***** You sounded on the verge of hyperventilating there. He'll have an endless dance-around with Edgar. Who cares how that aerobics class is scored. Then Holloway will get a rematch and knock his ass out. That is - providing McPecker can ever make weight again. He barely made weight this time.
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  21. ***** No - I intend to remain the last heterosexual man on Earth.
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  22. ***** Whoever is the current #10 lightweight. If he becomes a contender at a legitimate weight - I'll shut up.
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  23. NooDLES411911 You sound like I just insulted your girlfriend ... except that Cocky McPecker fans don't have girlfriends. : )
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  24. ***** Cocky McPecker's got all his many adoring fans' butts to go through before he ever gets to mine. 
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  25. ***** I'll take that as a tap-out on your part. Good night. : )
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  26. ***** I'm glad you don't have asthma - because you really get worked up over mere words on a screen.
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  27. ***** I'm not crying! I just cut an onion for some chicken salad - which I'm now calling Cocky McPecker salad ... because he's too scared to fight at his natural weight and face Robbie Lawler. 
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  28. ***** Lawler is a natural WW - and legitimate hero - no weight-cutting clown. All the fighters are talking about McPecker's drastic weight-cut. It's unique. Aldo has questioned it. Faber has marveled at it. You can't hear this talk - because McPecker's got his thighs clamped tight around your ears.
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  29. ***** You're a true believer - in a phony religion. : )
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  30. ***** Look. Time's running out. Here's my chin. Quick - hit it. And I'll pretend you knocked me out. ... Mo' money! Mo' money!
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  31. ***** "No Fans" Mendes - more like. We can't forgive him for taking a dive. 
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  32. Dana! All the peckerwoods out there are clamoring for more Cocky McPecker videos! They don't want to see no damn Joe Lauzon. He's too humble - and ugly. Give them their Cocky McPecker!
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  33. Even if Rousey is all washed-up in the head - STILL she has no reason to be ducking Cyborg at 140.
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  34. koko1914 When idle Ronda's bank statements start making her frown - it'll get made.
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  35. matthew0dublin You McPeckerheads will always be the silly-looking ones - win or lose - hugging the nuts of your cartoon daddy-o - a half-starved welterweight who can barely handle himself against midgets.
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  36. I'm seeing it too. McQuitter's scared. Dumb move - to antagonize and motivate a bigger man. Spirit is everything in fighting. Doesn't matter how well you got an opponent figured out. ...
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  37. Sage is the Ronan Farrow of MMA.
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  38. You are what you eat - Conor. ... Cheesy.
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  39. Eoin Smith Cryin' bitch leaves TWO tearful replies. - McPecker's DONE. Get over it.
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  40. Eoin Smith DONE. Ran out of ideas after just one round. OVERRATED. Watch a real fighter like Condit: Never runs out of ideas. Endless skills. Conor has a very limited bag of tricks that works only on midgets. And he'll never develop into anything more than that. FINISHED!
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  41. Eoin Smith Mine? I'm channeling God here. That devil is DONE.
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  42. Joe If DJ comes in FLAT and Elliott comes in all loose - we could have a repeat of GSP / Serra.
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  43. Carlito Brigante Or maybe they're the wisest of us all. ... O_o
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  44. Anyone who'd rather hang out with a pretender like Cocky McPecker - instead of a true champion like Aldo - has got to seriously question his maturity level.
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  45. Seems very calm - even serene. ... But if he'd lost - he'd be smashing his leased cars and torching his rented mansion ... his girlfriend and Dana running for their lives.
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  46. Who tore off her blouse?
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  47. taco bender Aldo will make Cocky McPecker the UFC's first Octagon fatality. There's no way this mismatch should be happening. Dana will be very sorry.
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  48. Sage is in love with himself. Like Jon Jones once was. ...
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  49.  jimboslice613  As if scoring is absolute - a real science. Learn how fights work.
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  50.  jimboslice613  Bisping's whole game was stealing fights - duping the refs and people like you. Not that I fault him for that. It takes brains to pull off these stunts - and I do like brainy fighters. What else can you do when you got no weapons but are determined to win anyway? I can relate to that - so I've always liked Bisping. But his game is what it is. He tended to steal his wins. Everyone knows it.
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