Comments by "Arthur Samson" (@Rekuzan) on "Today I Found Out" channel.

  1. Bonus fact: Most Americans know EXACTLY what's in a hot dog; we just don't care. Matter of fact, I'm hungry for one right now!
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  2. The SAD part of the whole thing is the number of Americans that initially think it's counterfeit because they've never seen one before...
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  3. "No wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense!" ~ Mark Twain
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  4. “I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot.” And then goes on to give his speech anyway.
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  5. Actually, the next gen Russian T-72 has shown itself to be THE single most versatile piece of equipment ON the modern battlefield today! It's ability to instantaneously transform itself into an explosive airborne assault vehicle has proven to be of TREMENDOUS value to the Ukrainian armed forces & it's allies!
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  6. Simon Whistler: Likes Star Trek, Hates Star Wars... (Never could figure this guy out...)
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  7. Fun fact: Common misconception was that Mr. Rogers was a sniper during the war, but no. That was actually Captain Kangaroo & he was one of the most badass Army Rangers ever which is saying something.
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  8. My favorite part was when Hilter slept through the invasion because he was taking a nap and no one dared disturb him! "You vake him up!" "NINE! YOU vake him up!"
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  9. Uhhhh, I free fell 30 feet out of a tree & survived! Don't get me wrong, there was an F-ton of pain, but what Simon prolly shoulda said was '...either that, or gather around your hospital bed because you're now in a full body cast!' Nutshell: My life didn't flash before my eyes so I knew it was gonna hurt!
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  10.  @texan-american200  wiki's it real fast GAWDAMMIT MANDELA!!! Seriously, this is getting old.... I know I'm not the only one that remembers him as a Ranger...
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  11. At least he wasn't sexist: America: We're progressive, we've got black fighter pilots now! Stalin: Some of ours are women! America: FFFFFFFFF-
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  12. Yeah, okay, now I see it! Without the beard & glasses, in that suit, he DOES rather look like Lex Luther, doesn't he? And yet, he still pulls it off!
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  13. That's nothing! Simon set a new record on THIS one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02q1kUwOlYw
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  14. The only things missing are a Zebra mask, a drum kit, and Simon yelling @ Siri for five minues! X-D
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  15. Steak & Fries @ The White House ~ MURKA!!!
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  16. You forgot Scalies, also a major part of the furry fandom.
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  17. GOOD LOOORD, he looks SOOOO young without his glasses or beard!
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  18. Youtube is Netflixing itself into an early grav- HEY, LOOK, BOOBS!!! .....uhhhhh, what was I saying?
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  19. Yeah, okay, now I see it! Without the beard & glasses, in that suit, he DOES rather look like Lex Luther, doesn't he? And yet, he still pulls it off!
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  20. Today I found out: Top 10 times Simon cracked up on camera...
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  21. Allegedly....
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  22. Nawty nawty, you guys always do extensive research, but you missed 'Custer's Revenge' for the Atari 2600 (ALSO produced by Mystique) where the point of the game is to dodge ghost arrows and make it to the Native American girl tied up to a post at the end of the level. I KID YOU NOT, the whole point of the game is to MAKE IT TO THE END SO YOU CAN RAPE HER...
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  23. Actually, the next gen Russian T-72 has shown itself to be THE single most versatile piece of equipment ON the modern battlefield today! It's ability to instantaneously transform itself into an explosive airborne assault vehicle has proven to be of TREMENDOUS value to the Ukrainian armed forces & it's allies!
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  24.  @chadimirputin2282  Yeeeeah, but you don't need a pilot's license to operate any of those!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  25. Simon pimping hair loss products??? NO WAAAAAY! (Yeah, I think we all saw this one coming...) Now go do it on Business Blaze so we can all LOLZ!
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  26. Talk about an all purpose kitchen utensil, he slices, he dices, he fits in your pocket!
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  27. Disney giving the world of weapon of mass destruction... What, you mean OTHER than Kathleen Kennedy???
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  28. You forgot Scalies, also a major part of the furry fandom.
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  29. The speed of light is NOT the speed limit of the universe. The one thing I found that bothered me the most is Simon failed to make the distinction between matter and energy. MATTER can't go faster than C, but radio waves do tend to travel FTL, sooooo......
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  30. tl;dr = Simon makes that suit look GOOOOOOOD!!!
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  31. What, no Deadpool cameo???
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  32.  @mikearisbrocken8507  I watch Business Blaze; what makes you think I have any money?
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  33.  @mikearisbrocken8507  OY, that's MY line!!! [offscreen] "No, it's Simon's..." both kinda shrug at the announcer, replying in unison "Yeeeeaaah......."
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  34.  @warriorcatgaming555andmysh3  I know, right? And yet, E.T. was still worse...
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  35. Probly set a new land speed record for how fast this got demonetized!
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  36.  @majorskepticism7836  And in this GOD DAMN TREE we're gonna put a MOTHERF**KING SNIPER, just hiding up there in that corner, just WAITING for you to light up a smoke...AND THEN BLOWS YER ****ING HEAD OFF!!! (LMAO)
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  37. If you subscribe to Mentour Pilot's chan, you know that the larger jumbo jets like the Boeing 747 and Airbus A-380 know that there are actually 3 pilots in the cockpit. The Pilot, the Co-Pilot & the Flight Engineer who is also a pilot, but usually just has less overall flight hours logged. This reduces the probability of all the pilots being incapacitated even more.
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  38. In two words; marketing & promotion. The hundreds of millions of dollars used to make each MCU movie is only half the total cost at the end of the day.
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  39. Red Son; LOVED IT!!!
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  40. What are you talking about Simon??? Everyone knows Greedo shot first. ^.^
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  41. Lizard people??? NO No no, they're CALLED Silurians; come on guys, you watch Doctor Who!
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  42. What are you talking about Simon??? Everyone knows Greedo shot first. ^.^
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  43. The only things missing are a Zebra mask, a drum kit, and Simon yelling @ Siri for five minues! X-D
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  44. Long story short; you'd have better luck getting Siri to actually be useful for something...
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  45. "He started naming the confections after his children." I can't help but wonder which of his children he named Reese's Pieces after.... (Dark, I know!)
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  46. If I remember correctly, the propeller shaft was linked directly to the safety on the gun which means pilots could gain a greater rate of fire by increasing engine revs, usually with the age old dive bomb,
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  47.  @freddieclark  sings out of the side of his mouth "The more you knooow!" (LOL, THX!!!)
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  48. Uhhhh, I free fell 30 feet out of a tree & survived! Don't get me wrong, there was an F-ton of pain, but what Simon prolly shoulda said was '...either that, or gather around your hospital bed because you're now in a full body cast!' Nutshell: My life didn't flash before my eyes so I knew it was gonna hurt!
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  49.  CR  Oh no, it's very well documented, it's how he started his speech: "FRIENDS, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Progressive_Cause_Greater_Than_Any_Individual
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  50. yawns wide Yeah, okay Simon, that was wonderful; can we go back to watching you yell at Siri on Business Blaze now?
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