Comments by "Arthur Samson" (@Rekuzan) on "FailArmy" channel.

  1. 6:02 ~ The fact that the car parked ITSELF without hitting anything; it's smarter than the owner! Best parking brake fail ever!
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  2. 5:39 You're going to need an electrician, a plumber, and a mortician if anyone gets too close...
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  3. Where do I get a pet door like that? Some of us actually WANT a random lady to sneak in during the night and my alligator can sleep in the guest room...
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  4. 'And that's I met your mother!!!' 🤣🤣🤣
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  5. 4:55 ~ Oh FFS, when will we as a species learn that glass doors don't work? Glass IN the door is fine, but doors made entirely out of glass is just assanine.
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  6. FINALLY, some actual hope for Russia! They don't even know what a seat belt is & you take your life into your own hands using a crosswalk, but at least it's not ALL bad...
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  7. The fact the guy knew exactly where to look to find him tells me it's not his first rodeo!!!
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  8. 0:33 ~ Hey, three out of four ain't bad and I'd call that an almost win! If he keeps practicing, he might clear all four of them someday!
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  9. 13:50 ~ "Right on schedule!" (That one killed me!) 🤣🤣🤣
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  10. 7:13 Only forklift drop you'll ever see where something didn't actually get broken.
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  11. FINALLY, some actual hope for Russia! They don't even know what a seat belt is & you take your life into your own hands using a crosswalk, but at least it's not ALL bad...
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  12. 4:22 Giving our ratties things that are WAY too big for them to handle because it amuses us! 🤣🤣🤣
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  13. The raccoon was the most calm one there, looking out goin' "You guys okay down there? Can we get this show on the road, I don't have all day." 🤣🤣🤣
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  14. And if you can't figure which one of the group it is, it's probably you.
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  15. Probably knew he had to earn enough commission to buy a new desk because his was next!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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  16.  @davegoldspink5354  You may be driving on the correct side of the road, but yer all going the wrong way!!!
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  17. Checks the ring cam on their smart phone "...the fuuuuuu**???"
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  18. 11:18 ~ When she thinks yer out cheating on her vs. what you and the guys are ACTUALLY doing...
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  19. I'm guessing he was a new resident in the building and it must have been his first time using that particular elevator. If you note, he has a keycard which must be swiped across the panel in order for it to work. It might be a hotel, which would make sense why he didn't know about that.
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  20. No worries, Johnny Somali will get his prison sentence!
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  21. What do you THINK was going to happen?
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  22. I'd give him a solid 8; he stuck the landing but biffed it on the dismount.
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  23.  @davegoldspink5354  TBH, the only thing on that list that really worries me is those pesky drop bears!!! I can deal w/ everything else just fine.
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  24. I dunno about that. If it's CGI, it's better effects than most Marvel movies because his shadow and his reflection are perfectly synced.
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  25. Only if you run. The moment you show fear is the moment you become prey.
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  26. 0:17~ Is that a flour tortilla or a floor tortilla? Either way, the dogs got it!
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  27. 12:00 ~ Soooo, yer supposed to slide down the hill on your face instead of the sled? And here I've been doing it wrong all these years!
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  28. IKR??? Being a mechanic, this $hit terrifies the ever loving crap outtah me too!!! I mean SERIOUSLY, taking apart a strut tower WITHOUT a spring compressor??? F.F.S....
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  29. 14:30 ~ Great job genius! Now how you going to get it back together?
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  30.  @terencejay8845  Either that or 'Hey look, Darwin in action!' 🤣🤣🤣
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  31.  @M0jibake  It's a CCTV camera, it's supposed to record 24/7.
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  32.  @tomast9034  Yer my new best friend!!!
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  33. CURSES!!! ...foiled again.
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  34. 11:25 MOTH-er Clucker....
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  35. 'No one was harmed' is Youtube speak for 'Someone was definitely harmed!'
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  36. I'm still on the fence because part of me is thinking it HAS to be a rickroll...
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  37. 1:12 ~ You hear about these kinds of things and always think it's an urban legend until you see it yourself...
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  38.  @tgb0079  ....well, not without consent! 🤣🤣🤣
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  39. 13:30 ~ Trying to explain this one to your insurance agent. "Your car got hit by a what???"
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  40. Rule number 1: If the stripper pole is secured, then the person will fall!
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  41. 4:25 ~ It's Number 5!!! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
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  42. "Coco....who did this???" Dog IMMEDIATELY looks to their left '...wasn't me...'
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  43. taking apart a strut tower WITHOUT a spring compressor??? F.F.S....
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  44. 10:57 That's gottah be at least 600 pounds combined weight; that poor little chair never stood a chance...
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  45. 1:49 ~ Everyone's a critic...
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  46. @Slavic Melodies I know someone who is getting a sarcasm detector for Christmas.. seriously though I've seen far too many Russian dash cam videos where the driver and or passengers are ejected from the vehicle during the crash because they weren't wearing their seat belt. About 10 times more often than anywhere else around the world, and that's saying something.
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  47. TBH: I just KNEW something was gonna fall from the ceiling and I expected it to be the chandelier. Never thought it'd be the idiot father!
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  48.  @M0jibake  Home security at it's finest. Besides, a lot of people have cameras mounted in their bedrooms and it's not nearly as niche as you might think. Besides, I seriously doubt he would have intentionally set this up, potentially injuring himself, his wife and his daughter while also causing hundreds of dollars in damage just for 15 seconds of internet clout.
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  49. 9:00 ~ Me: "You can't park that there!" [10 seconds laytehr] OP: "You can't park there mate!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  50.  @nateholt429  No crash, no crunch, no rolling over into the ditch, and no panicked driver sprinting after it. I just wish they would have included the driver's reaction when they finally DID come back out. Or better yet, another family member gets home: "Hey, why'd you park across the street?" "....uhhhh...I didn't?" points out front "Coulda fooled me...."
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