Comments by "Arthur Samson" (@Rekuzan) on "DRIVETRIBE" channel.

  1. Somewhere on a farm in the U.K. Jeremy Clarkson just bellowed "HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!!!", and has no idea why...
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  2. "But I haven't driven it yet..." I was WONDERING why there weren't any dents in it already...
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  3. I see deer, I see deer, I see deer in my rear view mirror! What?? We were all thinking it...
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  4. Yeah, but word on the street is, her father is a bad driver...*leans in and stage whispers* REALLY bad!!! He's literally crashed just about every kind of vehicle known to man, including a motorcycle in his own front yard!
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  5. I'll bet he even does it in his sleep!
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  6. Well, most accidents do happen within a mile of home...
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  7. Say what you will about her old man, at least Richard never got lost on a race track...
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  8. SERIOUSLY!!! We are talking about the ONLY HUMAN BEING to EVER get lost on a Racetrack (of all things) ALL HAIL CAPTAIN LOST!!!!!!!
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  9. Anything is a big car sitting next to the Hamster.
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  10. You guys are doing all the work, but once again, the cat stole the show!
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  11. Someone suggested the brilliant idea to have captain slow review one star kitchen gadgets; greatest distraction ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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  12. @ No worries mate; they kept Captain slow busy by reviewing one star kitchen gadgets! A distraction that was truly GOATed!!!
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  13. Idea! Make the same trip every time, but with different cars on each one! Just like Mike said, how the road affects the driver depends on which car you're in!
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  14. Considering everything it takes just to get to the starting line, this is definitely an improvement!
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  15. I LOOOOOVE those rails! Talk about flashbacks to building plastic models in high school!
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  16. Health, yes, but the liver's gonna need some time to recover...
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  17. He built a spa that no one uses; HAMMOND YOU IDIOT!!! (Someone had to say it...)
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  18. Rimac couldn't have asked for better PR. If (the hamster) Richard 'crash' Hammond can survive a major accident w/ only a broken leg, that is a testament to safety of the car itself, and indicative of the overall build quality the company provides!
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  19. The sad part is, the smart car has a better chance of getting up to 88 MPH than the Delorean ever did!
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  20. "It's a miracle I've been able to make a living this long doing this!" No, it's a miracle he's managed to survive this long doing it...
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  21. ....and how many times has Hammond crashed it???
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  22.  @almorgan68  The one they launched off the aircraft carrier in an old Jag, yes.
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  23.  @nathanaelmansfield6026  It IS the British Royal Navy after all, so naturally they just stitched him back together with duct tape & super glue before he walked it off!
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  24.  @nathanaelmansfield6026  Unfortunately, sources could neither confirm nor deny this...
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  25. Remember Jon in Mongolia? Two of 'em had to get out and walk every time they encountered the SLIGHTEST hill! ...shuka, shuka, shuka, shuka, shuka.... I could NOT stop laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean, between laughing my ass off and rooting for the poor thing to get up the hill, I was constantly out of breath!
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  26. Hammond should definitely check out Mat Armstrong's GT3RS one of these days....once he gets the overheating issue sorted.
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  27. Well, Captain Slow is DEFINITELY full of hot air...
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  28. "It's a miracle I've been able to make a living this long doing this!" No, it's a miracle he's managed to survive this long doing it...
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  29. <.< .....I just got that song out of my head; thanks a LOT!!!
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  30. Somewhere in Devonshire, an old Englishman just bolted upright in his seat, sensing a disturbance in the force "HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!!!"
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  31.  @PandaPandora777  Again, that sounds like something Richard Hammond would do...
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  32. Sometimes I think Captain Lost is doing it on purpose until I remember he's James May...
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  33. I prefer the 7xx and 9xx series over the 850, mostly because the automatic transmissions in those things were practically bullet proof!
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  34. Welcome to America! ....watch out Karens, especially the ones from Florida!!!
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  35. Cleverer??? It IS a word, it IS real, it DOES exist, but is not officially recognized as part of the English language. "More Clever" is what you should have said & is grammatically correct. tl;dr = Who gives a F***, the Hamster is painting a car!!! (How is THIS going to backfire???)
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  36. Take the gas can and swirl it around real fast a few times. It'll create a whirlpool vortex in the next of the gas can, opening up the center for air to flow, and it'll pour a lot faster. Short answer: Gas IN the car, not on it...
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  37. I think the REAL story here is that Richard Hammond drives a car on a track and doesn't crash!
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  38. HAMMOND YOU IDIOT!!! (Sorry, force of habit...)
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  39. Somewhere in Oxfordshire, Jeremy Clarkson just belts out "HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!!!" for no apparent reason...
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  40. His name was 'Jon'! in Mongolia, or did you forget??? Two of you had to get out every time you encountered the slightest hill, only for us to watch it stutter-step it's way up the slope... ...shuka, shuka, shuka, shuka, shuka.... I could NOT stop laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Between LMAO and rooting for the poor thing to get up the next hill, I was constantly out of breath!
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  41. Richard Hammond calls to get a quote on auto insurance & is seen holding the phone at arms length, nothing but hysterical laughter coming out "....it's been like that for 3 days....." Hammond glances towards the camera "....honestly, I think they're doing it in shifts....good thing I've got plenty of time to kill."
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  42. If I said that I saw deer in my rearview mirror, would you hate me forever?
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  43. Those G Wagons are surprisingly durable ~ considering what Whistlin' diesel did to his and it still kept going up until the end!
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  44. When cleaning dust out of a valve, a toothbrush works really well and you can get them cheap at any dollar store.
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  45. Hammond's absolutely right about the 'vette. Putting ANYTHING under the hood that isn't a V-8 is absolute sacrilege of the highest order!!! Of COURSE it had to be Florida man... >.>
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  46.  @PiDsPagePrototypes  Agreed, although Hammond and I are on the same page when it comes to the color of the Bronco. I was even saying to myself 'now that's a sweet ride; not too keen on the color though, I woulda gone with the factory blue'.
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  47. With as many cars the Hamster crashes, I'm surprised he doesn't have a trailer....
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  48. "I see deer, I see deer, I see deer in my rear view mirror!"
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  49. Hammond "I'm very busy!" Mike "V-8 road trip!" Hammond ".....I'll get my stuff."
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  50. Given your guys' history with cars, and well, Crash Hammond in general, I'm just a little surprised you don't have Lemon Squad as a sponsor... (yet) I'm just Sayin'...
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  51. ELEVENTIETH!!!
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  52. Sometimes I think Captain Lost is doing it on purpose until I remember he's James May...
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  53.  @1970boggy  If yer talking about the Tesla, I agree & am totally down!
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  54.  @TimSmith-vl4qk  Actually, all body & frame shops do that: Insurance companies usually wind up selling them to salvage auction houses that deal exclusively in cars totaled by the companies. Then the auctions are browsed by everyone from independent body shops all the way up to large corporations that deal in second hand automotive parts on a national & international scale.
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  55. Buicks are BORN to be Low-riders, yo! And the idea of someone across the pond doing just that is AWESOME!
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  56. HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!!! ....what, too soon?
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  57. I feel as though the Marauder should have gotten an honorable mention...
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  58. He gets home after filming "Hey honey, I'm home!!! Look at what I bought, his name is Oliver & he's a brilliant little car!" Wife looks it over "That's nice, dear. But why is there a hole in the floorboard? .....there's one on the other side, too!" 🤣🤣🤣
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  59. He didn't crash it; I owe someone a dollar...
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  60. Did you ever give it a name? I'm thinking 'Red Rover'. Red Rover, Red Rover, send Mike right over!!!!
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  61. @AKFastlife Somewhere on a farm in the U.K. Jeremy Clarkson just bellowed "HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!!!", and has no idea why...
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  62.  @wingonglingou2042  ...or a land rover...or a subaru...or a motorcyle...or anything with wheels and an engine, really....
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  63. It doesn't matter HOW many Cars OR Motorbikes Hammond buys; OLIVER WILL ALWAYS BE THE NUMBER #1 FAN FAVORITE!!!! (prove me wrong...)
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  64. Given your guys' history with cars, and well, Crash Hammond in general, I'm just a little surprised you don't have Lemon Squad as a sponsor... (yet) I'm just Sayin'...
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  65. The only thing really wrong with that truck is it's not a Raptor!
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  66. At least they're not trying to rebuild a flooded out McLaren P1... >.>
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  67. Gonna disown him if he doesn't...
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  68. He gets home after filming "Hey honey, I'm home!!! Look at what I bought, his name is Oliver & it's a brilliant little car!" Wife looks it over "That's nice, dear. But why is there a hole in the floorboard? There's one on the other side, too!" 🤣🤣🤣
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  69. It's something you'd expect Hammond to do...
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  70.  @slayr698  ....because of course he did. Seriously? 30 miles an hour in a straight line??? FFS...
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  71. Usually he gets lost on his way out to the street and just winds up doing laps in the parking lot...
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  72. We're talking about the only person on the planet to ever get LOST on a race track! I didn't even think that was possible until he found a way...
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  73. Well, at least the Hamster can't CRASH this one if it ain't running! :D
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  74. Mini-me crashed again??? Tell me something new...
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  75. I LOOOOOVE those rails! Talk about flashbacks to building plastic models in high school!
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  76. There's really only ONE thing FOR the Riviera... LS SWAP!!! KEEP the supercharger, yes, just maybe not that one specifically. TBI and port injection are both options, but if yer going to slam it to the nines, go full on direct injection W/ a supercharger to match!
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  77. "Hey, why's there a bullet hole in the floorboard?" "....complicated..."
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  78. HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!!! ....sorry, force of habit; MAY YOU IDIOT!!! I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for days!
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  79. Nice troll on the thumbnail; for a moment, I thought the Hamster got himself a cyber truck!
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  80. SCP 3008....
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  81. He built a spa that no one uses; HAMMOND YOU IDIOT!!! (Someone had to say it...)
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  82. Does he still have that hole in the floorboard?
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  83. Actually, you kinda CAN put metal back on, IE: soldiering, brazing & welding, but that turns into a total $*** show fairly quickly.
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  84. I see deer, I see deer, I see deer in my rearview mirror! ... What? We were all thinking it...
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  85. Super charger whines OOOOOooh yeah, that's ASMR for Gear heads right there!
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  86. ....I'm starting to suspect Richard Hammond is contractually obligated to crash once per episode. (Prove me wrong!)
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  87. Truth be told, it's actually OVER 9000!!!
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  88.  @summushieremiasclarkson4700  Churchill himself said it best when he pointed out statistics are like a drunk w/ a lamp post; used more for support than illumination.
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  89.  @summushieremiasclarkson4700  Also, thinking about it, it'd be a lot more accurate stating almost all accidents (within this context), happen within a Meter of Richard Hammond...
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  90.  @summushieremiasclarkson4700  Whaddya MEAN 'may be'??? counts on his fingers Multiply infinity, divide by zero, carry Europe....(Isn't that Britain's job? Mmmm, not anymore!) ...honestly, not sure. N.A.S.A.'s still crunching the numbers!
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  91.  @summushieremiasclarkson4700  Actually, 'exponential growth curve' might be closer to the truth...
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  92.  @summushieremiasclarkson4700  Richard Hammond calls to get a quote on auto insurance & is seen holding the phone at arms length, nothing but hysterical laughter coming out "....it's been like that for 3 days....." Hammond glances towards the camera "....honestly, I think they're doing it in shifts....good thing I've got plenty of time to kill these days..."
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  93. Remember this: https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Live_and_Let_Drive
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  94. Fun fact: you can go to Hobby Lobby (or something) & acquire an aftermarket glaze that makes decorative plates 'FOOD SAFE!!!' IE: Microwave safe.
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