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  11.  David Renton  There's a difference between tweaking canon and outright changing it completely. Having women play male roles in Shakespeare is not an example of changing canon or having black actors play the Founding Fathers. Not anymore than setting Richard III in a WWII-ish setting. Those are not changing the fundamental aspects of the story in terms of plot and character. I think you are not familiar with what canon exactly is because your examples don't fit especially not with Doctor Who. Canon is the established story elements within the fictional universe ie a character's backstory and origins, the political situations, the history of the world, the history of characters, the character of the characters, etc... Basically think lore. For example with Doctor Who it was never really stated where the First Doctor and his granddaughter were from. This allowed the writers freedom to eventually create whole Time Lords and Gallifrey story elements which they added to gradually over the years careful not to give too much while not contradicting themselves too much. For a long long time the Time Lords and their history was the established canon of the show with occasional tweaks. This episode completely rewrote that history throwing out the original origins for something completely different and not offering up much of a reason as to why the established lore was incorrect. It also changed the Doctor's origins from being from Gallifrey into some strange entity making the Doctor far more important in the Doctor Who universe that he/she ever was throughout it's 50 year run. And a big change was making William Hartnell's doctor not the first doctor. When the writers first established the regeneration concept at the end of Hartnel's run it was not messing with canon as they had left the Doctor a mysterious character to whom they could add elements to as they went along such as a way to change the face of the character but make it part of the established lore. For decades it was established about the number of doctors, the number of regenerations, how the time lords came about then along comes Chibnail rebooting the show within the original show's framework changing this established lore that writers had been building on for half a century. Since he did not create the character and universe, it's not really his right to completely do so which is why people are angry. Previous writers might tweak here and there but they were careful not to do something that would throw already established canon out the window. One simple reason for this is that changing canon betrays the trust between writer(s) and audience. If Harry Potter suddenly became hard science fiction and that Voldemort was a cyborg the whole time, fans would be pissed as everything they had been told up to that point has been rendered moot and they essentially had wasted their time on a story that completely changed direction and character.
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  22.  @patmos09  didn't say that about Bladerunner certainly not the original but I was addressing your argument where you are going on about the replicants having feelings and such which was already established in the original so no new ground there. What you are describing is a different film that doesn't really fit Bladerunner the original which didn't need a sequel. The original deals with the themes of humanity and mortality. The question of Deckard for example being human or not was not a literal one but there to make the audience question what it means to be human. Overall the brilliance of the film is that the antagonists really are the protagonists as their quest for longer life is a very human and understandable goal one that has been echoed in many stories since the time of Gilgamesh and the Sumerians. The humans are the unfeeling and uncaring creator gods who made the replicants for single purposes then have them expire with a short life span. The confrontation scene of Roy and his maker Tyrell is such a powerful scene drenched in metaphysical trappings of man meeting his creator then killing that creator in act of agonizing disappointment when robbed of his last chance for some semblance of happiness. And there's the theme of mortality, the irony that even the human creators will also die is inescapable - [no one] lives forever, but then again, who does? Roy Batty after going to great lengths to stay alive finally accepts death and in a final act of humanity shows empathy for his foe. Batty/Hauer's death brings everything together. He is like a futuristic Gilgamesh, a bad character at first who failed in his quest for immortality and finally accepts his inevitable fate with a very human show of mercy. This is what makes Bladerunner transcend what could have been a surface-level sci-fi action story of killer androids and a bitter alcoholic film noir detective tracking them down to exterminate them. With 2049 there's really nowhere to go as the original said what it needed to say and we didn't need more. However in our time of mining the past for creativity, it couldn't be left alone if there was something to make money on so now we have a potential war between replicants and humans which wasn't there before and the chance replicants can have offspring -- um, ok? They did a good job capturing the visual and slow pacing of the original but that's just it, like a JJ Abrams film, it relies too much on the original to be its own original thing and hopes audiences will think it's on the same level like the original. And because many movies today are shallow, it appeals to those wanting something more but it's a cinematic Emperor's New Clothes and unlike the original will be forgotten.
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  45. People got sick of me complaining about Prometheus because I couldn't get over how stupid it was and how pretentious twats could defend it with pseudo-intellectual posturing. One of biggest problems I had with the story was the overall premise that started the story - two scientists with no evidence other than a cluster of circles in various ancient depictions concocted a story about the Engineers (a name that made no sense) who created humanity and apparently told ancient humans offscreen about their planet. Even the Ancient Alien guys try to come up with more evidence for their theories but these guys didn't even back it up with myths or hieroglyphs. It was just "these circles mean aliens created us and want us to visit them" and that was enough for a multi-billion project funded by an old man who thought this would also mean these aliens would know how to save him from death. Who needs logic anyhow? Then it turns out the planet is a military science experiment lab - why would they have told ancient humans about that place? They wake up an Engineer and instead of being amazed at humans being there and 2000 years having passed decides to kill them and launch on his original mission of destroying Earth for some unknown reason (funfact - it's been hinted that the death of Jesus was their reason for destroying Earth. So Buddhists, Hinduists, MesoAmericans deserved to die for the death of someone in a backwater area of the Roman Empire? FFS) without bothering to check if his home planet was still around, if the mission still had the go-ahead, and if he was going to get 2000 years of back pay. So the Engineers apparently told humans about the lab planet and when they show up, they get mad at them for doing so? And finding out the creepy xenomorphs of the original was the creation of black goo made by angry careless Engineers and a wayward android kind of ruins their mystery.
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  63. There's nothing to the overall story to look forward. Empire Strikes Back had a lot of momentum to get people back into the theater to see how they would rescue Han and how Luke would deal with the revelation of (spoiler!) Vader being his father. As much as I don't like the Prequels from a story-telling perspective there was momentum leading to the next movie - Anakin's continuing struggle with his dark side, the beginning of the Clone Wars, and the Palpatine's plans coming to fruition. What is there in the new series to take the story into the next film? Snoke is dead, the new Empire is run by a whining indecisive emo vader and a shouty slapstick too-young-for-his-position general, most of the original characters are dead in film or real life, the new characters barely know each so there's not much chemistry unlike the characters in the originals and prequels, there's nothing there for Rey to do or to develop as a character, Finn has no arc to fulfill since they robbed him of that at the beginning (ie a fish out of water who grew up brainwashed by a military order and now is confronting them), Poe has no arc to fulfill since he was supposed to die in the first film originally, he only made Rey at the end of the last film, and with Leia gone he has no one to play of off with brash pilot vs wise authority figure, and the Resistance has been reduced to about a dozen people. I just have no interest in where they are going to take this story, the last story of this trilogy, a trilogy with little story or character development.
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  65. With the failure of so many linear story series promising answers to gimmicky mysteries I'd kind of like going back to old episodic TV shows where everything is pretty much wrapped up by the end of the episode unless it's a special 2-parter. So many of these shows are good at grabbing people's attention and creating a cottage industry of websites and youtube videos dedicated to dissecting the story and characters and musing about the answers to the mysteries (which in turn can lead the writers to make shitty decisions to try and fool audience expectations). Eventually it all dissolves into a soap opera where things happen more for emotional catharsis and "shocking" twisty twists rather than narrative sense. These shows (GOT, LOST, Westworld, Walking Dead, Sherlock, new Battlestar Galactica to name a few) start off with random unassuming characters who eventually become the most important beings in their universe where every event and other character revolves around them (and the fan's ego who identifies with those characters). And as the story goes along it begins to unravel as you realize the writers' really had no answers to the original mysteries or changed them because some autistic nitpicker on youtube figured it out. To cover up the main narrative's deterioration you get a lot of soap opera vignettes focused on characters who are fan favorites from badass fight/kill scenes to "shocking" romantic trysts none of which advances the story that is floundering anyway. And then add a thick gooey layer of pseudo-intellectual hamfisted socio-political analogies, allusions, and commentary to give the show and the dull-witted fans an essence of cleverness which will be helped by overthinking (yet amazingly shallow) media critics and vloggers. Viola! TV writing in the 21st Century! And who's going to rewatch these shows down the road? Or get into them for the first time if they already know it fizzles out? I don't see many fans of GOT going back to rewatch the series knowing how it ends nor people who never watched as they know going in the show devolves into a mess. Conversely, old episodic shows are easily re-watchable as you can jump in practically anywhere and enjoy a compact story without all the bullshit pretense of cleverness.
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  70. If Slow Motion made a movie, it'd be Black Adam. Holy Sheeeet if you cut out the slow-mo it'd be barely one hour. The rest of the story is completely nonsensical. Amanda Waller is somehow the Nick Fury of the DCU telling the Justice Society to go after Black Adam just hours after he was freed because...reasons. Meanwhile, a corporation has occupied a country for 27 years without UN saying anything apparently and for some reason they have orders to detain an academic whom the leader of that corporation happens to be with for some reason so there was no reason for those detainment orders. She finds the sought-after crown that was just floating on the air for 5000 years and thank goodness Black Adam was buried/imprisoned there with the words needed to free him on his tomb so when the bad company mercs show up with a small army she can release him. How or why was he imprisoned? Don't know! How did Amanda Waller know so much how about him within hours of him being released? Don't know! How does he start speaking English in a Middle Eastern country within hours of being released to the point of mastering sarcasm and quips? Don't know! And why was there western showdown between Adam and half a dozen mercs complete with the soundtrack from the Good, Bad, and the Ugly when we had already seen him take out half an army 10 minutes earlier including attack helicopters and tanks? Was there supposed to be tension in that scene? Was it filmed before the other wipe-out-hundreds-without-breaking-a-sweat scene? Is Hawkman just Batman with wings? Nothing in this film makes any sense and people praising it or not calling it out for being a illogical narrative mess have let themselves become too blinded by the culture wars.
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  93. In order to properly fix GOT, you'd have to start from Season 5 with a clear cut end in mind for the overall story and the characters and work towards that goal likely taking an extra season or two like HBO wanted. But if you can only start with Season 8, the way I was hoping the Battle of Winterfell would end is that the Nightking doesn't appear. They defeat his second in command with several character losses but the question raised by Jon at the end is where is the Nightking? Cut to the Nightking further south and before him is the Golden Company sent by Cersei to wipe out Danni's remaining forces if they are victorious. Episode 3 ends with Golden Company surprised by their arrival and the last scene is on the Nightking's face with a faint look of smugness having outsmarted his enemies. Next episode Cersei sees the Golden Company returning to King's Landing but it doesn't take long to realize something is wrong. The men are all wights riding on skeletal horses and even skeletal elephants. When the people realize this suddenly the sky turns black and cold. The army of the dead has cut a fast and narrow way to king's landing obliterating everything in their path and driving others to the sides with no way of communicating - a scene can show undead birds killing messenger ravens. Now King's Landing is under siege. With this we can see the strategic sense of the Nightking - take out the central authority then the rest of the 7 Kingdoms will be easy to overwhelm. Also this would punish Cersei for playing the Game of Thrones instead of focusing on the existential threat. Euron then proves how much of a coward he is pulling up anchor and abandoning Cersei to her fate and once again humbling her in her poor choice of allies. Danni and Jon race south on their dragons while the rest of their army sails south. They meet Euron where he is humiliated for fleeing. He is executed and Greyjoys take the Iron Fleet with them to Kings Landing. There they help evacuate much of the people to their ships as the White Walkers overwhelm the defenses. When the undead reach Cersei's last refuge she then unleashes the wildfire killing herself and much of the undead army. Jon and Bran are left to confront the Nightking in the end to stop him from raising the dead who weren't burned up in the wildfire. Bran goes into the past to find a weakness of the Nightking then he wargs into Drogo to fight the ice dragon while Jon finishes off the Nightking. in the aftermath where several characters have been killed along the way - Jorah, Theon, Beric, grey worm. Jon and Danni are chosen as co-rulers and although Danni is fine with a marriage Jon is not which could lead to trouble down the road. Sansa becomes Warden of the North, Tormund is made king of the Wildlings with his people to live above or below the Wall, Sam becomes a Grand Maester and one of the small council and he's the one who records the history that we've been watching. Bran leaves to go North to become a guardian in case the white walkers should ever rise again. He promises to return in case of trouble. Jaime survives but quits the service and he decides to do the Arya thing and find some kind of peace in distant unknown lands. He gives Brienne his blessing to become the head of the Kingsguard. Tirion who actually gives good advice this time around is both lord of the Lannisters and King's Hand. The show can end with him and Varys mirroring Littlefinger and Varys from earlier seasons watching the coronation of Danni and Jon in the background speculating on the future and what troubles might arise. Not saying it would be great but a damn sight better IMHO than the crap we got. You could also throw in something about the Mountain being turned into a slave of the White Walkers and killing his creator then in the aftermath put out of his misery by the Hound who realizes the brother he has long hated is truly gone. He gives up his vengeance which makes Arya do so as well. At the end they become healers and protectors of the sick and poor forsaking their former violent paths. anyway, just an idea.
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  106. It's weird that this Batman movie made the Nolan films look cartoonish in comparison IMHO. Nolan was trying to make a grittier more realistic Batman but in the end failed to do so because it tried too hard especially with Bale's goofy voice. I can't listen to him without seeing the College Humor parody of him. Even the much vaunted Dark Knight seems silly despite Ledger's performance. A friend of mine long ago dismissed the film as ridiculous because - "where does a psycho clown get rocket launchers?" That's more inline with the 90s Batman films but they weren't trying to be something they weren't. The first film has Batman in a magic ninja training camp FFS which is something I hope they don't do with this version. And the less said about the horrendous Dark Knight Rising the better. I like that this Batman is damaged borderline autistic. He comes off as creepy and eerie especially to the characters around him. He's understated not over-the-top because he lives in his head more. Other characters don't know what he's thinking. All this makes the Riddler a good mirror of his character something that didn't come off as well between Batman-Joker in Burton or Nolan. The Batmen in those films were more different than their Joker counterparts but here Riddler's insanity was much closer to the Batman's own mental state. Also his motivations were so closely aligned to the Batman that the Riddler truly was a dark mirror version - of what the Batman could become if he didn't keep tight control of his mental abilities. This Batman unlike the other ones is truly teetering on the edge struggling not to become the monsters he is fighting.
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  111. This movie was filled with forced plot devices and contrivances to make it bumble slowly forward like a drunken sloth with dementia. Batman somehow knows the parademons are attracted by fear because...? Fortunately he was able to snag a random burglar on a random night in order to snag a random parademon which randomly exploded into a plot point. Had that not happened, there'd be no movie because it was that thing that made Batman seek out Wonder Exposition Woman who sets up the premise for the whole movie making him go on a quest to put together a team (while Steppenwolf graciously took his time rather than just doing what he eventually did - popping in and mopping the floor with everyone) Why weren't those parademons as easily destroyed later and why didn't they all explode with mother box emblems and why did the first one do so in the first place? How was Steppenwolf defeated the last time if he showed up with all 3 motherboxes ready to transform Earth? It would seem to organize a huge army of different forces would have required some time and the movie implied that Steppenwolf would have transformed the Earth in a short matter of time. Everything is written backwards to explain the present situation - there 3 motherboxes on earth - why? Uh...because Steppenwolf came to earth before, was defeated, and the boxes were separated kept hidden for thousands of years (but really easily recoverable). Batman needs to create a team - why? uh...Because he discovered that Steppenwolf is coming back -how? Uh... he found out from a parademon - how? Uh... he discovered that they are attracted to fear - how did he figure that out? How the fuck should I know?
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  118. This is the old debate of Rey vs Luke and the question of Mary Sue. Some Rey supporters fired back at the criticism that Rey was a Mary Sue by saying so was Luke (as though two wrongs make a right). They missed the obvious difference that Luke struggled through out the films especially the first one. This made his ultimate win seem more of an achievement. He got beat up by Tuskens, bar patrons, snow monsters, Darth Vader, etc... while being derided by even his own friends. Rey on the other hand barely struggled, was praised by everyone on both sides, and outdid everyone on everything from improving the Millenium Falcon to besting Luke and Kylo in fighting and using the Force. She was even called the best fighter. Another thing is she barely needed help from anyone unlike Luke. A theme in the originals was the importance of friends which Luke chose even over his Jedi training. This made him a more likable character. He was willing to risk his life to save Han from Jabba even with a whole Empire out there. In TROS in an effort to explain Rey being good or now better at the Force was her year of training with Leia which was done at the expense of her friends! Anyway, what the proponents of these uberfemsch characters fail to understand is that characters without flaws (or rather flaws that are praised - arrogance, emotionally-closed off, general bitchiness etc...) who don't have to struggle are boring. Even James Bond gets his ass kicked in every one of his films and he's an experienced trained spy
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