Comments by "Michael H" (@CHMichael) on "The Onion" channel.

  1.  @ashleyloyola6980  you are to young . They actually used to be funny. Long time ago. For a vew seasons
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  2. Turns out his liberal version tricked him .
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  3. I suspect the government is also collecting our taxes.
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  4. Trump should have taken that advice. Would have kept him from saying a lot of stupid stuff. 2:10 he still does .
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  5. Same in 2021
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  6. Much saver , but , you know ...
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  7. Still going strong
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  8. No - because its all made in china
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  9. It's 8y old and nothing has changed.
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  10. Didn't age well
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  11. So much closer to reality. Give it 2 more years and it will be actual news coverage. ( ignoring the past - rapist out on bail rapes again )
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  12. I like the Victorian style
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  13. Still valid in 2022 ( after 4y of progress)
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  14. That actually is a problem. Students doing poorly until they get to college where they are finally motivated and challenged. - if they make it there. Washington might not be the right guy for you if you like me memorize prime numbers in 5th grade.
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  15. We trust the scientists- dubble gold
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  16. This from 2020 - no news of al Qaeda under Trump. There must be a conspiracy.
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  17. The stuff in the white house is just really old. How much can you get for a old desk these days, 200, 300 $ ?
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  18. No - we are a family of 1
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  19. Clearly talking about the ipad
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  20. More trusted than cnn and fox
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  21. This guy is still around . La cucorocha
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  22. A long time ago
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  23. 2020 - only work if its there money
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  24. That's going to scare him straight.
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  25. He looks better than people after chemo
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  26. Lets play it at every inauguration.
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  27. Time to make new content and make money on YouTube.
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  28. Winni Mandela is going to be upset. Hillary was so close.
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  29. The last sentence is the best - don't miss it.
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  30. Pure gold
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  31. 2020 - google runs out of villages
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  32. I can have a great time with 140k too.
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  33. It would be so funny if it wasn't true
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  34. Perfect after the stimulus
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  35. Crystal pepsi
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  36. So fitting for 2020. Time for us to give them money.
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  38. They all work for cnn and fox as experts now.
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  39. Its a little like deus ex
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  40. Genius. What happened to the people fired? Would be interesting.
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  41. 2020 update! Finishing the race is important too.
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  42. Great timing
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  43. In 2020 - cash is still the Senate's faforite food.
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  44. Don't worry - you're going to inherit it at the end.
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  45. The only dependable news organisation left after 2020.
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  46. The onion did know about the 4y Trump news cycle we just experienced
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  47. If you can work from home you can work from India 2021
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  48. Children already know about 8pm curfew.
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