Comments by "Bob Monkeypimp" (@BobMonkeypimp) on "carwow" channel.

  1. It's cool but everyone's going to think you've got a tiny willy.
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  2. I bet you do...
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  3. RSQ8 sounds like a new type of transbenders.
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  4. It was literally moving at the start of the video.
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  5. At least we don't have many French people.
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  6.  @elchucapablas  He keeps commenting this. He hasn't got a clue.
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  7. Bum-Imprint-On-The-Sofa grill.
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  8. Mercedes want to charge for CarPlay/Auto for my A Class but f*ck them! They can't even make it full screen.
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  9. I bet your guide dog likes it too.
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  10.  @gabriel6504  Yet you have a Lamborghini in your profile pic. Careful, even a picture of a Lambo has a high chance of bursting into flames.
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  11.  @Moray2023  You mean the Chiron owned by GERMAN company Volkswagen?
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  12.  @idontneedameme3665  The Civic is overstyled but it would destroy this POS in performance & handling.
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  13. @A real bisexual petrol-head You're a real internet edgelord. Does your mother know you're being an Internet badass? She'd be so proud.
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  14. I think everyone (even the fanboys) know the Supra is 97% BMW.
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  15. Made in China.
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  16.  @stickygaiden  Made in China is not a reassuring sign though.
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  17. 17 foot wheels won't fit a Porsche.
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  18. The Jaguar "F-ed it up" type.
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  19.  @lackofboringstuf2347  I don't think it can be a boomer at 12 years old...
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  20. Pork is great.
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  21. But you're not going to be removing the front plates if you're driving it on the roads. If you're driving it on a race track, who cares how the front end looks.
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  22. When's the Mat & Yianni running race happening?
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  23. Genuinely agree with you.
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  24.  @Y14nny  You can tell that R1-Rider fella is completely full of shit. His graphic design business is his collection of colouring books & crayons.
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  25.  @iuhshwth1634  Calm down you internet badass. Don't hurt us.
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  26.  @jg5001  Yeah because the Jimny is well known for it's armoured undercarriage....
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  27. It only goes that fast if you're deaf.
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  28. Most of her subscribers are simps.
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  29. You've ruined my childhood!!!!
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  30. I once did a turd so big that BMW slapped a grill on it & sold it as an SUV.
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  31.  @5amH45lam  I couldn't call myself English if I didn't mock the French. It's tradition.
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  32.  @gabriel6504  😀
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  33.  @jonpetter8921  Hmmmm... Funny that, considering there's plenty of videos of the new roadster doing 0-60 runs with various motoring journalists. But keep living in your Mother's basement, angry at the world because nobody has ever loved you.........
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  34. A. It's not the full production model. B. Cameras may replace the mirrors although I'm not sure of the legality of this in all countries.
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  35. Bat-leather seats too.
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  36. You know for a fact that Mat has read your comment & deliberately ignored it so he doesn't have to run.
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  37. Stopped watching as soon as I realised you were taking the piss.
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  38. Supercars generally have a hydraulic lifter system to negotiate speed bumps & steep inclines.
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  39. It says "MatBot V1.118.3 Nightly"
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  40. One of the times in your drag race list is wrong but I'm not going to tell you which one.
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  41. I didn't laugh but I smiled.
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  42. I prefer cars that can handle corners.
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  43. Meh. I prefer rear wheel drive.
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  44.  @TorqAmp  So will your supercharger still be working after an endurance race?
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  45. Despite the yellows nearly destroying the world, BMW still suck up to the little yellow pricks.
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  46. You're a good son, Mat.
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  47. Drag race between P50 & a BMW Isetta.
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  48. Chuck Fina.
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  49.  @South4153  That's just an outright lie.
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  50.  @Zennithu  Americans speak English but they certainly aren't English.
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  51.  @Zennithu  Well I assumed someone who parrots "they're owned by Indians" every time Jaguar is mentioned must be stupid. Hence I assumed you must be American.
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  52. THIS.... Is correct.
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  53.  @leaningtowerofcitroen708  Ha ha, don't be sorry :) I'm in a wheelchair but I'm living a good life anyway.
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  54.  @leoncroxford5798  Matt is a total myth but Mat is real & presents the Carwow channel on YouTube.
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  55. There's a key built into your fob, it slides out from the top, you may have to push a catch. Then if you prise off the cover on the door handle there's a secret keyhole. It's all here - https://dashboardsymbols.com/2012/04/bmw-dead-fob/ Although you have to scroll about the page, all the info you need is here. My Mercedes has a very similar secret keyhole.
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  56.  @Simon_PieMan  He didn't hijack the joke, he added to it. Jesus!! There should be an IQ test before you're allowed to comment!
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  57.  @D-Man_Jam  I should add that I'm not defending the manufacturers for doing this, I actually agree with you for the most. But as long as people keep buying them, manufacturers are going to keep doing it.
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  58.  @D-Man_Jam  I treat myself to the Merc after nearly a decade of bad times. Besides, it's a stunningly beautiful car & Merc seem to have upped their game lately. I'm the opposite of a snob, I drive with a left foot accelerator adaptation after losing my right leg four years ago & I feel like less of a cripple in my A35. Next car will be a bit more sedate (but still German). Have a sub, I may as well help you reach your goal while I'm here.
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  59.  @D-Man_Jam  A35 AMG. Hatchback (I'm guessing you're from USA? You guys only get the Sedan). Don't worry, I never got any bad feeling from your comment.
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  60.  @D-Man_Jam  A35 is 4wd in UK. It's a little FWD biased but the chassis is so good it's nearly impossible to upset it.
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  61. I had to get my butler to turn up the Bang & Olufsen before he flagelates himself with his dead mother's old nylons.
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  62.  @drterrible8069  Him & 2400 others so far. I bet you feel like more of a mong than usual now.
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  63. +1 Steering wheels are designed circular for a reason.
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  64. THISSSS is correct.
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  65. Footrest.
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  66. Longer than the 3 or 4 years you generally keep a car for. I don't buy second hand cars so the next owner isn't my problem.
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  67. TORQUE
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  68. Batman!
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  69. The Jimny has manual transmission with a clutch pedal so none of you Americans will be able to drive it 😀
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  70. I've just thrown up in my mouth.
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  71. Worse still, this particular shitbox is being built in China.
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  72. Built in China.
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  73.  @jonpetter8921  Yeah, it's your Mam's basement.
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  74. It just looked quick because the H1 was so slow.
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  75. The popemobile.
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  76. It was Colin Chapman, founder of Lotus that said "simplify, then add lightness." Considering that he founded Lotus in 1948 this is not a new thing.
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  77. No it isn't. Neither of your examples can get to 300kph that quickly.
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  78. The French can never be insulted enough. They make it too easy.
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  79. Because you like cars?
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  80. Ugh. It looks like a bar of Imperial Leather soap.
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  81. @A real bisexual petrol-head It seems you are though. That's sick.
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  82.  @sirgeorgioalastrata4104  Peasant.
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  83. Lockdown. You know, Chinese Flu. They are uploading a mix between videos recorded before the Chinese fucked us all over & these types of vids. Things will go back to normal after this is all over.
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  84. Built in China.
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  85.  @louisbeerreviews8964  It's being built in China.
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  86.  @guillaumel9977  Are you 12?
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  87. It's tuned for torque, not horsepower.
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  88. Nah, they took them from your Mam's vibrator. There were enough batteries for all 130 cars & enough left over to power Britain for 3 years.
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  89. Only puffters polish engines.
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  90. Nothing but you get a free "Matt Watson Reacharound experience day".
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  91. More ability = More speed.
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  92.  @twoskies4380  A better driver is going to finish a trail quicker than an inexperienced driver. Tell me again in detail how that is wrong.
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  93.  @twoskies4380  Yes. You wrote a lot on the subject.
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  94.  @twoskies4380  Read the first sentences of what you wrote.
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  95. It was going to have hydropneumatic suspension but it's being built in China. They can't even pronounce it let alone build it.
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  96. This one is made in China. Chuck Fina.
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  97. You're 8th
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  98. The motors & ancillarys still need to be cooled.
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  99. Cigars.
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  100. He specifically requested that if he mentions the Nurburgring that someone kicks him on the arse. It was in a video a long time ago.
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  101. Money.
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  102. I think you need to check your facts on the V10. The only V10 fitted was 5.0.
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  103. But that's how you actually pronounce Ibiza.
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  104.  @danielp28  VW admitted they'd tampered with the emissions.
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  105. Gearing.
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  106. Black Series' have always been a bit nuts.
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  107. Pointless comment.
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  108. Are you enjoying your steam powered phone?
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  109. Uh huh... Cool story bro.
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  110. The Imaginary C2 1,000,000,000 horsepower Torque - 1,000,000,000,000nm Range - 1,000,057 miles.
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  111. You're 4th.
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  112. It makes it kick in louder giving you the false impression of more power.
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  113. Yes, Elon Musk must feel soooo embarrassed now simply selling thousands upon thousands of affordable, daily driving electric cars to consumers. He must be gutted he's not selling 130 hypercars to 130 people.
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  114. It'll already have broken down by then.
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  115.  @rbelishizzle6282  I thought that was the case in some states of the USA. I'm from England so I never gave it much thought when I commented. I guess the new BMWs are always going to look better with a front plate.
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  116.  @hectorandem2944  Oh, his neck! without your comment, nobody would ever have known!
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  117. The Cupra Leon looks like an SUV.
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  118. He gave you the power & weight figures, do the maths.
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  119. You're pointless with launch control & an automatic gearbox.
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  120. Neutral - As in that the car is able to freewheel/roll when the brakes are not applied.
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  121.  @thatcopenguy  This.
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  122. Mosque 1, Mosque 2, Stabby Bridge, Suicide Bomber deluxe...
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  123. Thank God you labelled them "New" & "Old" in the thumbnail. However would we have been able to tell the difference otherwise...
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  124. This one is even worse. Made in China.
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  125. That's because MBUX is excellent. I love it.
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  126.  Ty Ty  You have 9 inches on your forehead.
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  127. You're 7th.
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  128.  @sirgeorgioalastrata4104  The DS9 is ugly Chinese built crap.
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  129. Ehmagerd - Your accent.
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  130. You're second.
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  131. Built in China.
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  132. I bought an A Class partly on Mat's review. Mainly though because it's gorgeous, especially in Mountain Grey.
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  133. TORQUE The hummer is tuned for TORQUE Perhaps when you grow hair 'down there' you'll realise that not everything is about horsepower.
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  134. They have, this car is being built in China.
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  135. Definitely.
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  136. It's not a competitor for any decent car. Chinese built crap.
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  137.  @kencur9690  What an utter pleb you are. What an utter nobody.
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  138. But 3 cylinders isn't 4 cylinders is it? Also the 3 cylinder hasn't been released to the public yet.
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  139.  @eliasniewerth  I'll sell you a tinfoil hat for £87.
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  140. TORQUE
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  141.  @carwow  I won't tell him but your guide dog might let it slip.
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  142.  @pandacheong2531  It looks like a Mazda.
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  143. Why obsess over such things? You're behaving just as badly as they are.
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  144. Nope. German cars are just better.
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  145. I think it looks like a clown car with those 22" rims.
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  146. You're 6th.
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  147. Things to aspire to.
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  148. What do you call a camel with four humps? A Saudi Quattro.
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  149. Yeah because all those curved panels are sooooooo easy to repair and the price is sooooooo affordable for farmers.
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  150. Just use moisturiser on your hand.
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  151.  justsomeguy  Armstrong wouldn't have the balls to do it.
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  152. Did you watch the video? He clearly stated that the car is designed in England & built in England. The only thing "Chinese" is the investment money.
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  153. Cretin Thunderborgs salty tears are destroying our ecosystems.
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  154. Happy because it's still a great car.
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  155. Do it then.
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  156. It'll spend its life motionless in an air-conditioned garage whilst the owner watches it appreciate in value.
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  157. You're 5th.
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  158. Why would it be scary? Lorries are allowed on the highway & they dwarf the Hummer.
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  159. Shame all the electrics will fail within 6 months.
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  160. Rubbish! Everybody knows the quickest cars are rental cars.
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  161. If you need me to steal car for you I am Tommy Tookamota, Japanese car thief.
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  162. I prefer a 3 spoke wheel but I have no complaints about 2 spoke wheels.
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  163. Built in China.
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  164. YES
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  165. I panicked when I saw the thumbnail & thought THAT was actually the new S-class. I've owned Mercedes for years & thought my time with Mercedes was finally coming to an end.
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  166. This will be in production though.
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  167.  @Zennithu  Do you need your safe space? I'm sure you'll get over it.
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  168. This one is built in China.
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  169.  @cameronsawesomechannel  No you didn't. Ugly minging rotten tart.
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  170. I much prefer Mat's review to the Top Gear advert/review.
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  171. Obviously it's going to be quite fast since there'll not be much penis to weigh it down.
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  172. Yeah because top speed means soooooo much on public roads.
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  173. Doug is the type of guy who shits in his hand & smells it.
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  174. That's an insult to Mercedes & Audi.
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  175. Built in China so Chinese.
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  176. We don't need luck. Best thing to ever happen.
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  177.  @riskinhos  Enjoy Europe falling to pieces under its 4th Reich.
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  178.  @riskinhos  No need to do that seeing as I'm not a gullible moron like yourself.
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  179. 1000AUD is about £500. You need to become a car journalist & have them pay you.
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  180.  @peebow1000  Would be nice to get paid to drive cars like this though.
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  181. I.N.D.I.A = It's Not Dire, It's Abysmal.
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  182. And hear you are, speaking English.
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  183. What a shock! I never expected the Tesla to win!
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  184. Don't care if he's a space alien. Seems a decent guy.
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  185. Yeah but the driver of the Lotus isn't going to look like a Perma-virgin man child.
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  186.  @leaningtowerofcitroen708  Don't have a meltdown snowflake. I'm wheelchair bound & call myself "cripple" all the time so I'm sure the blind can take a joke too.
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  187. And you're a 12 year old boy.
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  188. I have a four month old A Class. The voice control is excellent & works 95% of the time. I have the "Hey Mercedes" voice activation turned off & I use the button on the steering wheel to activate it instead.
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  189.  @thezanzibarbarian5729  Sorry to hear that. Old cars were so much easier than more modern cars.
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  190. Yes. All you have to do is simply defraud the government of your country.
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  191. I always liked them when they were new. At a glance, it doesn't even look like a performance car. A bit of a sleeper.
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  192. Best avoid it. If it's anything like the UK Renault Clio advert it'll start scissoring with other Zoes if you leave it unattended.
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  193.  @christinah.8504  I bet you have a huge collection of chinese made XXXL vibrators.
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  194. It would be r(e)tarded for them to design a new one every year.
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  195.  @D-Man_Jam  Ford, Peugeot, Citroën, Lamborghini, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Jaguar, Land Rover, Vauxhall, Volkswagen, Mazda, McLaren, Morgan, Ariel, Porsche... Need I go on?
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  196.  @D-Man_Jam  Yeah, but so do a lot of car manufacturers, even the boring ones. Whether it's limited editions or the various engine/trim/drivetrain packages. Porsche are particularly guilty of this, as are Lamborghini, Ferrari etc. I get your point but it's all for money & tastes. I'd love an AMG GT-R but not with a roll cage or stickers & I think the black edition would be too nuts for daily driving. I own an A35 AMG at the moment & it's plenty for UK roads. 4wd, 300hp & enough room for 4 passengers & luggage. There's not much that I encounter daily that can keep up with it. I do like Mercedes but I'm too old to ever be a fanboy. Really I'm just a fan of German cars in general. Solidly built machines.
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  197.  @drluiggi  It's been mentioned.
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  198. But that's still 2000 hp.
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  199. But it weighs half as much as an Aventador with your Mom in the passenger seat.
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  200.  @TheQuirkyGarage1999  No, it's entirely true though.
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  201. The Bat-Leather seats are super comfy & the Coronavirus emitted from the A/C will ensure you die before the electrics inevitably fail.
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  202. It'd just be the same results as this. G Wagons are quite fast off the line.
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  203. Some French bird nobody cares about.
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  204. I think the Kia Soul looks better than this.
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  205. So?
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  206. It's being built in China so it'll break before it's ever driven.
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  207. With a child seat fitted to the passenger side.
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  208. Where? I don't see any.
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  209. 0:00 Start of video. You can worship me now!
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  210.  @medler2110  Open cockpit race cars often have this style wheel due to a combination of an extremely fast steering rack & space limitations. Homologated & larger race cars generally have a more traditional style wheel. This is being sold as a road car, with number plates, the wheel would be impractical & uncomfortable especially in traffic. Truthfully though, the people who buy this car are just going to store them in an air-conditioned garage & never drive them.
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  211. He clearly stated that his point doesn't apply if the car is set up for higher octane.
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  212. It just looks so shit.
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  213. 9 minutes you'd have just spent knobbing your grandma.
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  214.  @awsinc1  Ha ha :)
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  215. Why are you typing in all caps? Is your life really so desolate that you crave attention from random YouTube commenters?
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  216.  @gamerskingdom839  It's annoying & caused me to leave a sarcastic, mean reply.
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  217. You like very fair races don't you, Adolf?!
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  218. But nowhere near as much reliable torque. Not everything is about horsepower.
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  219. TORQUE
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  220. Fastest car on the motorway is a rental Octavia. Fastest car anywhere is any car you don't own :)
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  221. He's been watching Moog from Mighty Car Mods playing intercoolers like harps.
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  222. H'yuk h'yuk!! They're in separate vehicles.
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  223. He already did that a few videos ago. He even showed a clip of it at the end of this video.
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  224.  @UXtreme96  It would be quite funny but possibly dangerous.
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  225. They even give you a replacement if you wear one out.
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  226. Am over there Mohamad Aly.
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  227. The grill looks like a fat person's bum indentation on a couch.
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  228. Stawek Drozdz stands for "Echo Chamber repeating prick who doesn't have an original opinion of his own."
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