Comments by "g simpson" (@GSimpsonOAM) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. Ban all guns except long barrel muzzel loaders. The toddlers will be too short to load them.
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  2. Look at all the churches that believe basically the same thing at each other's throats.
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  3.  @kyledean1966  It is more real than some news outlets.
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  4. They are damn socialists. Expect everything for free. Bring back child labour.
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