Comments by "worfoz" (@worfoz) on "The Russian Dude" channel.

  1.  @how_to_nickname  How can we surrender to Ukraine, explain please. Very simple: they even have a hot line. And if russia does not surrender: we have HIMARS and Leopards. We'll explain the details in The Hague.
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  2. Russia's top nerds already captured a Leopard with Photoshop without losses on russian side! Russia is most super successfull in virtual reality high tech warfare!
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  3. China has its own Venice, it has a beautiful copy of Hallstatt, If China is russians BFF, then why can't China give putin a Crimea of his own? Lake Baikal seems like a good location.
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  4.  @graemepeters5717  You mean, when Mr. President Zelenskyy raised the Ukrainian flag in a city claimed by russia: Kherson? I think they should have invited putin, as a good will gesture after all, putin decided that the residents were russians and we all know how much putin cares about russians
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  5. Flexibility. Russians love gymnastics. and doping
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  6. Well, these things always go in threes. In a year, his wife will divorce him too.
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  7.  @EaglePicking  American accent is just hilarious. Only proper Cockney English sounds serious, innit?
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  8.  @artmcteagle  Keep the orcs guessing: we should encourage them to invent things like cope cages, while Ukraine invents stuff that matters.
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  9. 😁 I don´t think that winni the Xi still wants russian fighter planes... Sounds more like the classic White Elephant gift
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  10. and the heat
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  11.  @yellowtunes2756  I think your comment is: Donbas is part of Ukraine and russian nazi separatists started a civil war over there. Ukrainians support their government when they fight terrorists on their own territory. Russians are crazy, we agree on that, but Ukrainians are not ALSO crazy. And if 70% of the Ukrainians support their country's policy, then this policy is very OK.
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  12. So, these new camouflage outfits that make Ukrainian Special forces look like innocent cats work perfectly. Even you fell for it.
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  13.  @Angry_Dinosaur  I can't affirm, but I do want you to beware of birds too. And insects. Cheers
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  14.  @modernNeanderthal800  ...I try to reply... But my eyes are getting weary, and I really would like to take a nap now... More of that mamp mmmm plap plap mmmmmmhmm, it works fine for me!
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  15.  @modernNeanderthal800  I'll have a soundless sleep then. Because traditional cartoon sounds like "zzzZzzz" or "rrururururrrrru" are not appropriate.
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  16. Hopium made of HIMARS and Patriot systems?
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  17. all abusive relationships are like that
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  18. Donald Trump would be a nice replacement for putin. Or Tucker Carlson
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  19. They can send girls from 18-21. It's very cold in the trenches, the Ukrainian heroes can use some warmth. (and they look better and are more manly than the boys from russia)
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  20.  @rebeccavalicoff1581  Make love not war From Russia with love It doesn't have to end badly, on the contrary. Besides, Russia is exporting wanna-be brides ever since the fall of the USSR. You must understand their demographic problems and seek solutions. we need positivity, to find solutions!
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  21.  @rebeccavalicoff1581  it's not just putin as they say: “War is young men dying and old men talking”. The future of the nation, the youth, russia's and Ukraine's only hope. The people who should start families are send to the trenches.
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  22.  @rickarnold6704  blimey
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  23. Putin is totally pro-ukraine too, that's why he invaded it. Also: putin and his henchmen are totally delusional. But there ate Chinese sledge hammers for sale, so we can "wagnerite" putin out of existence. Pop!
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  24. When the people of Kazachstan talk about their neighbor russia: ` He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success! - Borat`
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  25.  @Winter_IsHere  I (really!) used to own a hand powered `manual` washing machine when I was a student. No chip or switch clock, the user is the chip and i does not need running water either. Back then, I felt like I needed a housekeeper. To do the washing. Damnski...
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  26. You just used the most powerful weapons against the russonazi´s: honesty and integrity. brutal!
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  27. Russians want to get drunk and smoke cigarettes. Russians want to have holidays in the Chernobyl forest, Russians want Adidas. Russians want to rush. Russians want villa's in Italy. Russians want unicorns, toilet bowls, Carlson Tucker, shiny medals, military parades with a tank... If I was a russian, I might want to be cut off from this label "russian". But each to his own...
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  28.  @graemepeters5717  But Russia had evacuated all the Russians first. No, Kherson is Ukrainian, russonazi's abducted Ukrainians, and the russonazi supporters fled Kherson. Nazi's in Ukraine are rare, they are called rebels and they support nazi Russia. Ukraine is a democracy, lost naziboi.
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  29. ?
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  30. Basic probability calculation: if your chances are one in a million, AND you repeat it a million times, THEN: great success how can that be wrong?
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  31.  @SwoozieCS  Easier to support the russians trench-digers from palaces in moskow
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  32. god exists and she hates us been confirmed read the Books
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  33.  @attilakiss5400  the very fact that russia tried to invade ukraine is a failure imperialism in 2023 is a failure check what happened to the moskva, you'll be surprised
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  34.  @attilakiss5400  What they failed is to take over Ukr. goverment whitin few days. Of course they did: it's 2023. You can't just invade a neighbour to expand your territory. That's imperialism, and the 21st century is not the age of empires. Ukraine is part of Europe, not part of russia. So the moskva is gone: with a little help from their friends, yes. Who will help russia this time? Not the USA.
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  35. control russian style reminds me of russian roulette: no one is in control if the bullet is in the chamber, you're dead, if not, you survive untill the next attempt but "under control" like when Chernobyl, Fukushima or Three Mile Island, like you can cause a nuclear disaster, njet. russians and Ukranians can shoot bomb sabotage be annoying but... not create a melt down disaster
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  36.  @how_to_nickname  If NATO didn’t respond to Ukraine, But they did, now what? russia is no match for Ukraine with NATO weapons, NATO will never let russia conquer any land in Europe: how can you weaklings not understand that? your so-called big army is not fighting NATO, but if WE attack russia, you're dead yesterday wake up, don't be stupid: russia lost and it never was able to win
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  37. Car accidents happen. Kirill Stremousov ran into some bullets, the car got damaged, Kirill died: typical russian car accident. Tragedy.
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  38. Yes, they never fail in failing, Great success!!!
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  39. I think it's an internal power struggle between these Wagner idiots and the russian regular military. Meanwhile, russia is solving the problem of over-populated prisons: win- win or actually: lose- lose
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  40. There is more to effectiveness than that. Dictatorships have smaller goals because they only care about a small elite. Democratic governments need to address the problems of everyone, so they are "less effective" to the elite.
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  41. Hard to find targets in the self destructing oblast of Moskow: Moscow today: A massive fire has erupted at a large shopping center on the outskirts of Moscow, Russia on Friday. The fire broke out at the Mega Khimki shopping centre in the northern suburb of Khimki. Fire fighting operations are underway. There are no reports of casualties yet.
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  42.  @Angry_Dinosaur  There are even Special Forces camouflaged as washing machines and toilets. To infiltrate enemy's positions in an undercover operation. But don't tell them it's a secret.
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  43. nice to hear you have such a good time but I think you are faking it
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  44. hi bot please update yourself, this comment is just too messy
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  45. Advice and tanks... Russia used to send many tanks to Ukraine so the Ukrainians captured a lot of them, but now that they have western tanks, they do not want any sovjet junks anymore. Or any Russian advice for that matter
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  46.  @bilic8094  HIMARS don't lie, they liberate. How many HIMARS systems did Russia destroy? 44 or so?
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  47.  @bilic8094  Ukraine is under attack by russonazi imperialists But the entire NATO supports Ukraine, so there is not a change that russia is gonna win. This war will end with the destruction of russia, the entire NATO will see to that, you better prepare yourself for what's coming. because it will be hell for all russians...
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  48.  @bilic8094  Russians must learn to talk nicely: we do not follow your nazi commands, and you should know that by now. Ukraine is Ukraine, we'll see to it that russonazi imperialists leave Crimea and Ukraine. Fear the might of the NATO, and understand your position.
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  49. Internet is part of the battlefield, this is an info war between russian and hte free world. No doubt that russia is firing more bots toyour channel than they fire rockets at your cities. And Youtube has weaknesses. And they exploit that. But it's not as bad as the Twitter battle. There we have this WMD thing called Musk. Mutual Assured Destruction has hit Elons' new toy.
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  50. I can relate: I'm Dutch, our famous roots are called "carrots". You can tell because of the orange color. Quote internet: "There's a popular folklore that links orange carrots to the Dutch royal family." It's magical reality, not fake news or fairy tale. America has an orange putin-clone, we have orange roots! WORTELTJES FTW
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