Comments by "cosmosofinfinity" (@cosmosofinfinity) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. I think Bernie would have listened to Forrest Gump's entire story and heard him out
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  2. I'm pretty sure Trump has used those exact words multiple times at his rallies, to applause
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  3. Trump's Space Force just totally ripped off the Star Trek logo, they should sue
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  4. Because all the other presidents were trying to, you know, be a president and do presidential duties, not maintain a cult.
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  5. @Brother Spartacus He is ordering Lev Parnas to take her out, someone who doesn't even have a government role. He's just some guy Rudy found, who is also not in a government position, by the way. So if you and I worked at the same Best Buy and I ordered some friend of a friend to "take you out", what do you suppose that would mean? Does that sound all above board?
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  6. Well, you know, they are trigger happy
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  7. He does good at rackets
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  8. Biden is not responsible for the deaths of 220,000+ Americans with another 1,000 per day. Maybe that's why his questions aren't so tough, because you don't have to ask him about things he didn't do.
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  9. I talked with a camera operator for Adam Sandler once, he had nothing but good things to say about him
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  10. Brilliantly info-dense episode, good job keeping track of all this
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  11. Everything is a political football to Republicans, including and especially human lives such as your grandma. They don't care about anything, the only worth of these things to them is how much they can use it and detachedly exploit it as ammunition for their mud slinging against Democrats.
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  12.  @observer7418  Trump is always talking about kissing men with his COVID lips before he even mentions any women, so I think Trump is working on his gay community lingo by calling men divas. He missed the opportunity to say it in a real sassy high-pitched voice though. And like a gay man, or at least a metrosexual, he spends way too much time and money on his hair and makeup.
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  13. I've seen way more gaffes from Trump than Biden. And Trump has 230,000 SERIOUS gaffes now, which should automatically disqualify him.
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  14. Sean Hannity is right though, Trump is a predator... The sexual kind
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  15. Seth's statement at the end was beautiful solidarity with his writing team, what a class act
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  16. The decline of this country is driving me Johnny Bananas
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  17.  @chainsawcharlie9820  You got a plan?
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  18. I thought his first language was whining/crying and he never bothered to learn English
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  19. We need to stop adding "gate" at the ends of words. Where's the gate? Where is it?
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  20.  @tinnagigja3723  Their minds have become so open that there is more air in their head than brain
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  21. They should sue
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  22. I showed this to my Trump supporter mom and near the end she just walked out with nothing to say for herself lol
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  23. So you're saying you want the zombies in CoD zombies to have even less intelligent AI?
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  24. Added to my favorites before the intro was even finished
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  25. I'm flabbergasted that Biden would STILL lean into that idiotic line that "without Israel, no Jew in the world would be safe". Why does America need Israel to keep its OWN Jews safe? Israel doesn't even keep its OWN Jews safe; their unbelievably excessively brutal retaliations only invite the cycle of vengeance to continue constantly, at their own citizens' expense. The families of the ISRAELI hostages take it upon THEMSELVES to stop the IDF's movements
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  26. Trump's voice saying something a normal human would say was utterly bizarre and surreal
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  27. Not anymore
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  28. We are in Schrodinger's country, or Schrodinger's ballot box
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  29. I love how sincerely worried that dada talks to his son/doctor
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  30.  @oldrrocr  How this system works, is why it doesn't work
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  31.  @evelynpopejoy658  Yeah, where are the good apples? Not one of these cops in these videos seems to be one of the supposed good apples that are according to that dipshit 99.9% of the police force... Wow, how interesting! What are the odds of that? I guess every cop we're seeing there is part of that 0.1%?
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  32. Even Captain Hindsight is a better hero than Tucker Carlson, Tucker hasn't even figured out he was wrong yet
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  33. To Republicans, citing science is a political prop and acknowledging basic reality is liberal bias. They are an anti-intellectual anti-information culture, so of course advocating for anything that helps people is a "prop".
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  34. I think they should keep it this way! Think of how much freer the budget gets to put into more useful things.
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  35. Each 2-second clip in that montage from the Fox News interview, right in the first 3 minutes of this, could EACH be a 20-minute video on its own. I have never seen such condensed ridiculousness from a PRESIDENT.
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  36. Is it just me, or has this exact comment gotten upvoted like crazy on just about every Trump video I check out? Is that you every time?
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  37. Lol yeah, the easy way to solve this problem is by being a decent human being worth keeping around. No reason to replace white people as a whole since the majority of them are pretty alright and tolerant of others, it's intolerant people like Tucker Carlson who deserve no tolerance since they do not grant it towards others
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  38. His rate for that is more like 55%. Look at Warnock and Ossoff's wins. Did Trump endorse those two? Were those the 2 of the 148 and 2? Can Trump only remember that far back?
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  39. America likes to call itself lots of things to feel good
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  40. How does he come up with all these ideas? His personal experience... Projection
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  41. Thank you, Seth, for not jumping on every single leftwing bandwagon and acknowledging the stupid ones
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  42.  @marcoschaub8978  It would be, if it advertized Star Trek. But it doesn't. Trump ripped it off and claimed it for his own, and not only that but the Space Force stands for everything OPPOSITE of Star Trek
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  43. If companies can be sued for dumping toxic chemicals in the water supply that poisons the brains and bodies of the American people, Fox News and Tucker Carlson should be sued for dumping toxic ideology into the American cultural zeitgeist that poisons the minds and souls of the American people (which also leads inevitably to the real actual deaths of American people via all these mass shootings done in the name of said toxic ideologies)
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  44. What even is American politics at this point?
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  45.  @ShortFuseFighting  If you're implying something about BLM protests... Police street executions are a little more tyrannical than run of the mill workplace safety protocols, in case you needed someone else's brain to do the hard math for you
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  46. When your political system's checks and balances are so brazenly ineffective, you don't have to try
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  47. He wanted to push the vide president to do all the actual work while he gloats at the rallies every day to take credit. He was actually negotiating for this kind of deal when scouting for vice president. And of course, Pence, the honest Christian that he is, agreed!
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  48. He wouldn't lose if he didn't play the game. I wish he would just stop playing the game. And not just this game, but ALL the scams he's involved in. Leave already! You don't have to look like a loser anymore, just stay home with all your undeserved money and stop waging unwinnable wars.
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  49. And insanely criminal
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  50. Just play the footage over them! There's no shortage of it
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  51. The Republicans will just accuse you of faking your numbers
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  52. The 8th wonder of the world is the lamest one
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  53. Tucker Carlson's pathological commitment to being a contrarian "skeptic" and wrong on every common sense issue would not even slow down if America DID "confiscate bank accounts", he would just use it as more fuel for his persecution complex and cry victim even though he doesn't HAVE to say the horrendous things he says
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  54. Trump says he would go FULL RETARD, and claims himself to be a stable genius. This is just as idiotic as him saying to bomb Russia with planes marked with Chinese flags. He seriously thinks the entire world is as stupid as he is...
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  55. I can't decide if John Cleese is an iconic legend or a legendary icon
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  56. Not even Earth as a whole. Just America and Brazil.
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  57. Trump was on Epstein's island and has repeatedly made sexual remarks about his own daughter Ivanka
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  58. Why did you show us that TikTok mouth cereal thing, I wanted to laugh, not puke
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  59. If you want to see real spin and lies, then yeah, let him play the full clips of those Republican con artists then
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  60. Not exactly fringe, sadly, but definitely still cringe and unhinged
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  61. Meat-based beer is gonna be the next big thing in Austin
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  62. Certainly don't collate date, just get one anecdote passed around and you're golden
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  63. He blows it off and says it in his jokey voice while innocent people are actually being murdered in the name of this cause that he treats as a non-threat... A real journalist if ever there was one! Just like how the American president's job is to take all even potential threats to his people seriously, yet Donald Trump called COVID-19 a hoax while it ravaged millions worldwide and hundreds of thousands of his own citizens died under his watch. These people honestly have no leg to stand on criticizing how anybody else does their job, they contribute to some of the worst tragedies one can conceive of and make them horribly real, laughing all the way to the bank and profiting off of making human life worse and more miserable
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  64. Republicans are never afraid of the shameless hypocrisy of sinking to the low behavior they accuse the Democrats of doing, thus making them just as bad (actually worse, since they retaliate against made-up harm by committing REAL harm)
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  65. 14:07 I didn't know the show was called 45 minutes
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  66. @John Galt Explain how that has anything to do with anything, so that I can then explain to you why you're still wrong
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  67. Please... No more Clinton... Please... Stop it...
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  68. Now that America will have a sane administration again, Trump and his cronies should be treated like Jefferson Davis and the Confederacy, because this is legitimate anti-American treason, what they're doing here
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  69. As if Donald Trump doesn't brag about horrendous things inappropriate for children. For god's sake, he even did it to hundreds of them's faces directly with the boy scouts. STFU Hannity, you sicko
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  70. Adding new people to a country replaces nobody, it is ADDITIVE. And let's face it, conservatives don't even care if they are legal immigrants, the legality/illegality isn't the problem, but that they are coming at all and that they are icky brown people with different cultures, even though all countries have free travel, unless you're North Korea. Then again their guy Trump idolizes dictatorial Kim Jong-un so... The only people concerned with racial purity are white nationalists AKA Nazis, we gotta call these conservatives what they are, Nazis, AKA the antithesis of freedom.
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  71. 14:07 I didn't know the show was called 45 minutes
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  72. The word "truth" is one of the most cynically weaponized words by liars of all time
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  73. 4:35 Trump suggested he might be immune... When he just got it. Wow........................
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  74. This is a huge deal, he was Trump's personal lawyer for TWELVE YEARS, and knew him closely long before he was president
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  75. Very touching
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  76. 11:25 In those pictures, if you combine the inside of the one on the left with the outside of the one on the right, you get Adolf Hitler
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  77. 10/10 ending
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  78.  @joeking8789  You're the ones already breaking stuff, starting with your own brains. Trump is a one-term president because the American people hated what he did with his first term, so he lost and he deserved to lose. When is that gonna start sinking in for you dense democracy denialists?
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  79. Trump does good at rackets
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  80. Incredible episode
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  81. 1:46
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  82. Trump has ripped the polite mask off conservative ideology and exposed it for what it really is: using every dirty trick possible to maintain the white hegemony of old and justifying horrendous European colonialist history as morally justified because of their made-up superiority complex
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  84.  oldrocker1216  Same fucking difference
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  85. The left has lost their minds! Why aren't they taking horse paste and tanning their testicles like us stable geniuses?!
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  86. Based Watchmen reference
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  87. High crimes and misdeamonors are impeachable offenses, as well as just being "obnoxious" as Benjamin Franklin put it. I could impeach you for the obnoxious comment you made just now. Presidents should have more laws to follow than the average person, not less.
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  88. "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for ME." - Donald Trump
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  89. Yes, let's call the vaccine made by a company that had not anything at all to do with Trump, the Trump vaccine. Brilliant, Janine Pierro. Didn't you get fired, by the way?
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  90. The good news is that, whichever vote method Donnie wants to pick, he loses at both! He lost by sheer number AND the dumb electoral districting system.
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  91. It was so perfect, there had to be a sequel
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  92. Trump has paid more taxes to China (and other countries) than America
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  93. It means military-minded people are just looking for any excuse to attack, since that's what they are for and all they know how to do.
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  94. 10:50 Unconstitutionally? Why would he care about that? He hates that thing anyway
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  95. Any time it transitions from ads and back to their show segments it just play circus music and clown horns
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  96. Only 98%?
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  97. How's the jackaling been lately? Doing some good jackal jackaling?
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  98. B-b-b-but I heard a rumor that the rumor was rumored to be true!
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  99. The one time his presence would have actually been called for... and he's nowhere to be found
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  100. The world's most reported-on and sought-after balls since the dragon balls
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  101.  @danielgregory3295  Of all the possible people who will give Trump trouble, Pelosi is on the bottom of the list
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  102. Maybe the astreoid that will fizzle out before it hits the ground is Biden
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  103. The right just cancelled Sesame Street, cancel culture needs to stop! You know you're on the wrong side of history when you wage war against freaking Big Bird
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  104. But Jason Voorhees is supposed to be QUIET!
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  105. Why couldn't this tax thing be done BEFORE he became president, lying his ass off into 4 years of mayhem on this country?
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  106. Trump is to America what Hitler is to Germany
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  107. No, not just now. For many fucking years now. Since Iraq was invaded under false pretenses by liar George W. Bush.
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  108. And just a few days later, he did ANOTHER impeachable crime...
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  109. Trump is in communication with aliens
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  110.  @simongiles9749  Trump rolled a 0 on his dexterity check for closing an umbrella
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  111. Just do what the Republicans did for 9 months, but for 3.
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  113. That's because Tucker Carlson is a joke of a person, so portraying him jokingly is actually portraying him accurately and sincerely. Just portraying him at all is in itself a joke performance because the man himself is a clown, although a clown who profits off of other people's expense sadly. Regular Americans are the butt of this asshole's jokes, and real people are dying in the name of his le epic pranks
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  114. Sean Hannity is right, Trump is a predator... The sexual kind
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  115. It's why they love the Confederacy. They hate actual America.
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  116. Your kids are adorable
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