Comments by "cosmosofinfinity" (@cosmosofinfinity) on "The Ring of Fire" channel.

  1. When Moscow Mitch begs not to kill the filibuster: KILL THE FILIBUSTER.
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  2. Maybe he's trying to stay hidden out of sight from all the people who wanted to lynch him
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  3. Have at him, China. Feed him to your dogs for all I care, I'm happy for you guys.
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  4. If you're so afraid of being put in jail, then why do you keep committing crimes?
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  5. Pretty sure what he did in Florida was fraud, and what Abbott did in Texas was voter suppression
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  6. Has there EVER been a president this corrupt and undignified?
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  7. Yeah, real actual people died during that pointless idiotic crusade on January 6th
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  8. So soon after she was obviously drunk on live TV
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  9. We should respect his dying wishes as much as he respected Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's.
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  10. It's kinda funny that Ted thinks he can convince us that his daughters want to be around him. Remember that forced kiss?
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  11. It's only the 564,786,349,234th time conservatives have projected their own weird shit onto the rest of the world
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  12. Trump: 'We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning'
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  13. Why won't Donald Trump talk about this voter fraud?
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  14. Children are already intrinsically underage by definition. It's like saying wet from the standpoint of water.
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  15. Imagine receiving a letter like this from a former president
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  16. In 3.5 years he's almost caught up to Obama's 8, and he's still fudging these numbers so bad
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  17. It shouldn't have taken 120,000 deaths to realize the guy was bad
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  18. They should just put the trial in front of a regular jury of random joes instead of these senate fucktards
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  19. They are so scared of made-up voter fraud that they commit real voter fraud
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  20. Watch as the internet freaks out about Godwin's law for you comparing Neo Nazis to Nazis
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  21. "I love the poorly educated!" - Trump "Don't use the word 'smart' with me." - Trump The most anti-intellectual anti-science anti-facts public figure of all time, let alone president.
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  22.  @wyattb3138  And the MAGA idiots are the ones who actually brought out a device to hang him on, not lefties. Hmmm
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  23. We gave the presidency to Facebook conspiracy theory reading grandpa, who just believes whatever he hears so long as it fits within his current fanfic narrative of reality
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  24. Do good things for your customers, and your customers will like you. WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT??? FOR REAL?!
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  25. Either way, you can't negotiate with them. They don't have a single foot in reality, there is no use trying reason on them, reason is not how they got to their position.
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  26. "9 of the biggest lawsuits the president is facing" The fact that he has so many you can make a top 10 out of it... Wow!
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  27. Trump is firing anyone who isn't pretending along with them that this isn't a done deal yet. Deny the delusion, get kicked out!
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  28. Trump himself is a fraud
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  29.  @abysmalvsmarcus  Cleaning the bathroom stalls with your mouth does not count as working for Whitmer, try again. You still don't understand the basic dynamics of mask virus transmission, so whatever appeal to authority you try to make, you're still an absurd moron embarrassing yourself.
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  30. All those chucklefuck Republican senators could have avoided 120,000 American deaths just by doing their fucking job of checks and balances and having a spine
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  31. Wahhhhhh but I wanna cough all over people wahhhhhhhhhhhh I'd rather people die than have to take a couple seconds to adjust a couple straps to my ears wahhhhhhhhhhhh
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  32. And if he gets the chance, he throws under the bus the people he's indebted to
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  33. Watch as Republicans make up some retarded reason to claim Obama was a worse person. Imagine if Obama did any of this... They would never shut up about it.
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  34. Technology evolved, but humanity didn't evolve along with it
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  35. I hope people won't have to keep having to look at tacky Trump merch 100 years from now...
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  36.  Robert Kelley IV  Lol none of us are scared, you're all fucking clowns that we laugh at and/or pity. Go ahead and waste your time wearing your tin foil hat auditing the same election over and over 20 years from now if you feel like it. We're shaking in our boots in fear of all the fraud you'll uncover, if you just try 100 more times!
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  37. Loving that music. And congratulations!
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  38. Maybe it suits her bottom line to go against him now. You never know the motives of these crooks. Just look at how John Bolton refused to testify at the impeachment.
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  39. I think Merriam Webster knows a bit more about words than a Bush spin doctor
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  40. Remember, humans aren't civilized.
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  41. Yeah, shouldn't he be saving all this money for bail?
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  42. As if bowtie Tucker had friends in high school lololol
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  43. Sometimes I legitimately forget, since every day there's a new embarrassing disaster with him, one after the other. An ordinary president like Obama gets endless scrutiny from the conservatives, and yet somehow this total and complete fool the likes of which we have never seen just gets endless constant free passes 24/7 and floats on by... The level of disgrace Trump is, the amount of fuck-ups he has done, it's like trying to look directly at the sun. It is just overwhelming in its sheer magnitude.
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  44. I thought Rudy was already out of retirement... Hadn't prosecuted a case since the 90s.
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  45. Because if they said what they really mean in their hearts, "white", they wouldn't be able to say "but we're not racist though" so easily. Even though Anglo-Saxon is just a pedantic way of saying white.
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  46. Who would have ever thought people could hate you over something like your personality? Really boggles the mind, doesn't it...
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  47. I'm honestly surprised early-Biden-endorsing Yang is championing this cause, but I'll take it
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  48. Don't work for Trump as a woman (even a hideous one like Sarah Sanders), he will prostitute you to foreign dictators
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  49. "I think it's rigged, so I'm gonna rig it!"
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  50. You're absolutely right, American lives are traded away like Pokemon cards to them
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  51. Dump the Trump, right out of our rump!
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  52.  @terryhouston7911  Probably because he is the dumbest of them all
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  53. I dunno, Obama never went after Bush... Trump never locked Hillary up... Why?
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  54.  Pro' se Kim  Turns out Trump getting more non-white votes than your usual Republican isn't that hard of a record to break. Still a really low number. Still a losing number. Remind me, again, how many non-whites voted for Trump, but also with the number of non-whites that voted for Biden, or didn't vote at all? Please, show all those numbers, then maybe you'll have the right perspective on this. Bragging about Trump getting the most non-whites ever is like bragging about the tallest kid in kindergarten. The GOP does shit with non-whites. Show me how many non-white Republican elected representatives there are compared to on the left too. It's almost entirely white people. And there's a good reason for that.
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  55. We are here now essentially because the north did not do enough after the victory of the Civil War. They placated and catered to unhinged radicals via states rights and electoral college and so on, and they were never gonna fall in line with the north's ways, only sabotage the entire system for everybody. This is why the Republicans' entire goal is to prove that government doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't work, because they are in it. They make it not work, because they pout and throw tantrums at the evolving world around them while they still want to live in the colonial era and play make-believe with the land of opportunity lie. America is not a get-rich quick scam for the white bourgeois anymore, it's got a ton of different demographics to cater to now and it needs to be equitable for everybody, not just the legacy European imperialist assholes who got their nice start by killing all the natives and enslaving blacks. They're not at the top of the totem pole anymore, and they never will be again (and they know it too, deep down inside, that they are losing the cultural battle, which is why they resort to such shameless desperate tactics on the regular), just like how the Nazis lost at the peak of their power and they ain't coming back either. Just imagine if after World War 2, the Nazis were still allowed to have a say in how Germany is run. Well, America more or less did that with the Confederate South, throwing them a bone they had no rights to, and if you give them an inch they will take a mile, and then giving up on Reconstruction midway and leaving blacks to fend for themselves. Their entire ideology and way of life is counterproductive to the welfare of everyone else, including non-elite whites (AKA most whites), they sabotage the tool of government for everybody. Government is a necessary evil that can be a useful tool if you let it, but conservatives dull the tool on purpose because they lose the battle of ideas over and over again in terms of numbers and the relevance/prosperity of their cities and states and the only way they can even sort of win AKA simply not lose completely AKA continue to cling onto what little thread of rope they have left to sustain their life support existence, is to cover the soccer ball with tar so that the athletic liberal team scores as few goals as their fat asses. Hopefully more of white America realizes how they are being duped and exploited by evil lies of the outdated narrowminded mentality and cultural sensibilities that the Founders they venerate so much came from, because the system ain't working for them either. No one is more hopelessly enslaved than one who believes they are free. The wolves have convinced the sheep that they are wolves too, getting sheep to fight for the wolves' cause. The conservatives are essentially white Uncle Toms.
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  56. If MyPillow follows Papa John's example, maybe MyPillow won't be MyPillow anymore. It'll be SomeoneElse'sPillow.
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  57. I like that he admitted it's a TINY bit of exercise.
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  58. Republicans consolidating all their money into one ineffective loser Republican is only a good thing. Old money is the only reason Republicans are still even in the political arena. :)
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  59. It's fanfiction, with reality as their canvas
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  60. Something as banal and benign and mundane as seat belt laws. Let's go through the trouble of burning a government building down because we can't go through the trouble of 2 seconds of adjusting some straps.
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  61. Trump is the biggest snowflake of all time, from the standpoint of flakiness
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  62. "You could have escaped from the pit if you only dug deeper!"
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  63. Trump said if he lost, we would never hear from him again and/or he would leave the country. God, I wish he actually meant that
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  64. She, in fact, calls for "lock him/her up" any fucking god damn chance she gets when it comes to her political opponents on a routine basis, so absolutely this is zero brain cell projection from the crime-committing conservatives. If they are so afraid of going to jail, you would think they would cool it a little with all the crimes. But no, they always go over the line, then redraw the line. And we on the left are expected to legitimize these scumbags and pretend they are good faith political actors, as if they have any moral authority or leg to stand on. ALSO, she is closely associated with people who were AT that insurrection. So you better believe she can be implicated here, I am sure she and her whackjob friends were chatting and laughing their black little hearts away as it happened, reporting back to her on every single shit smear they put on the walls of the capitol building.
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  65.  @jarls5890  American slavery's probably killed more blacks than Germany's holocaust killed, but that was over a longer period of time so eh. Both America and Germany are countries with hideously fascist and anti-human life pasts. America even has a particularly pronounced anti-human life PRESENT. America is the new fascist imperialist out of control empire on the block, it's only a matter of time before America gets too cocky and out of control for the rest of the world to tolerate and then we get toppled as the bad guys like Germany did. There is nothing moral about this country of America as long as the CIA and the Pentagon exists the way they do.
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  66.  @CdeHavillandMosquito  Yes, that is true, but to expand on that point further, hmmm
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  67. "They're laughing at us" - a certain dump
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  68. Trump with all those drugs propping him up makes him the presidential equivalent of a pig with lipstick on it
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  69. I wonder if his birthday suit is orange too
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  70.  @mrb.5610  God damn... We had the exact wrongest president at the exact wrongest time...
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  71. Flush 15 times
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  72. Gee, I hope so
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  73. Been that way since the Civil War. Imagine if this many concessions were given to the Nazis after their defeat... They really shouldn't have any say in how things are run in the country after that point.
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  74.  @nil981  I think just lighting their shitty pretend ballot boxes on fire would do the job. They can put out the fire with their tears if they really want to.
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  75.  @bikeaddictbp  Are North and South Korea still "a country"? It can happen here too. Are Virginia and West Virginia still a state? How about North and South Dakota?
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  76. Wusses like him shouldn't even have swords in their offices, what a waste of metal to be possessed by someone with no mettle
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  77. Or at least no desire to use them
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  78. A serious question that needs a serious answer. Is the legal definition of treason even a thing at this point anymore?
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  79. These vote numbers are already breaking his brain
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  80. You don't need to dwell in the past, just dwell in the present: there is a criminal still out there who took full advantage of the White House who has yet to be punished for his crimes. So if you actually care about having a consistent justice system, one that isn't a complete joke, focus on the now and arrest Trump for his crimes. And get George W. Bush while you're at it.
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  81. Or, The Fall and Rise of America's IQ
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  82. You are a dumb dumb
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  83. Trump is incapable of respecting anything. Other people being worthy of respect anger him because it means he has one less thing to pat himself on the back for.
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  84.  @gamerbychoice4024  He takes what he wants! He is an alpha male legend!
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  85.  @hsmathis  Everyone will be able to recognize that idiot bird's nest he calls hair, in any country he tries to escape to
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  86. Might? Just look at Marjorie Taylor Greene and have all your doubts vanish
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  87. Let's remember how graciously Obama treated Trump, despite years and years of vindictive conspiracies Trump made up against him. Republicans are nasty people with no grace or virtue.
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  88. I can already see all the lunatics crying like with the death of Kim Jong-il
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  89. More like Newsmin. You know... minimum news.
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  90. The damage done by this one-term president will be felt for generations
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  91. And Steven Crowder calls himself a comedian... And Tucker Carlson has to use the entertainment defense in court to justify his lies. It's gross how these hacks and grifters abuse and exploit titles to get away with being spreaders of disinformation.
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  92. The party that is the fewer in population of course is more incentivized to cheat to get by. Part of this cheating is accusing the other party of doing the cheating.
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  93. Their use of their brain is very conservative
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  94. I hope to see this kind of desperation tactics from them for generations to come . It's a sign of weakness, and they are showing it to everyone. If they keep this up, they will never be voted into power again.
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  95. Booty Judge. He will judge your booty. Judge Judy, but with booties. Judge Booty. Booty Judge.
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  96. You didn't show the numbers
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  97. Just like my mom. An immigrant-hating immigrant who does everything she can to stay pretty in her age but not change anything about hideous she is on the inside. Also, the people who said the "I really don't care do u?" jacket was just a coincidence... Yeah, how about now? Is her saying it with her actual mouth about the very issue at hand coincidence too?
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  98. Trump the chump, the wannabe dictator The total traitor will reduce this country to a crater
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  99. Make America Mentally Stable Again If you have a single gray hair, you're out (sorry, Tulsi)
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  100. I'd like the presumption that Republicans care about human lives to finally die once and for all now. If you gotta sacrifice people's lives just so you can save face politically, you have no business in politics because you're so bad at it and so undeserving of the office.
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  101. The Trumpster Dumpster
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  102. Let America Breathe Again (LABA)
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  103. The exact last most wrongest person who ever should have been allowed to take charge of the delicate balance of power and sanity in this country
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  104. It's amazing it can still run at all with all those Big Macs he feeds it
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  105.  @michaelmartinez3674  They could always find some random Marjorie Taylor Tucker to make a complete mockery of things
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  106. The madness just never ends
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  107. Lol nice... Now do it again!
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  108. I like that idea you said at the end about Biden admitting where the Obama administration could have done better. That's the benefit of experience. Can't avoid failures if you can't own up to your past failures! I hope Trump and Biden are capable of one day learning that, because if they are only capable of bragging about themselves like they're so perfect, they can only learn NOTHING.
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  109. Damn, he really does, doesn't he
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  110.  @Steph-sb9tc  You have failed to use even one single brain cell
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  111. It's crazy enough that 13,000 protests happened in this country just last year, and amid a pandemic no less
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  112. And Dungeons & Dragons, comic books, video games, Harry Potter, Pokemon, The Simpsons, and everything fun
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  113. Declaring what was said to be untrue, despite not even hearing what was said = you are a laughable moron who has earned their place at the bottom of the comments section
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  114. Gee, it's almost like a prison in there, huh?
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  115. The only thing he's ever been honest about is his contempt for other people/fellow American citizens
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  116. @M Bacon If you think dipshit ass Trump was the sole/prime reason people latched onto Twitter and the site took off, you are a complete moron. There's a lot of people who have more followers than Trump too, but that's beside the point.
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  117. The number of criminal acts he has done is in the hundreds by now. There is no "probably" about it. We are way beyond that. It's confirmed fact.
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  118. Once again, Republicans taking cookies from the cookie jar and then trying to frame Democrats for it. Trump Jr. was the one visibly high at the RNC. Textbook projection, as we have come to expect from his entire disgraceful family. They have not one shred of dignity.
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  119. I'm not laughing at him, I'm just disappointed that worse didn't happen to him... Dang it
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  120. The desperation to overwrite reality with delusion and fantasy is very sad. We have 70 million or so people who belong in a mental institution, apparently. The mental health crisis in America really is no joke.
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  121. We're not the world police, we're the world mafia
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  122. Brain spurs too
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  123. He doesn't have many years left in him to sort his brain and his soul out, he's probably gonna die fully believing in the delusion
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  124. Ted Cruz should have entered quarantine a long time ago. Ted Cruz's entire ideology is a deadly virus.
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  125. A match made in hell, more like
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  126. Trump's existence is an insult to all men
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  127. Joke's old, you can fuck off now
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  128. Let's not allow this morally bankrupt party to have power ever again. The wrongest person at the wrongest time resulted in the post 9/11 wars, the Patriot Act, the great recession, pulling out of the Iran deal and nearly starting WW3 (who's to say it hasn't already), 3 horrible Supreme Court justice picks in one term, and the epic mishandling of coronavirus which has resulted in more American deaths than nearly every war we've ever been in combined... and it was all because we gave a braindead Republican a chance to the throne to make those decisions. Untold damage just by two 21st century Republican presidents. The perfect storm, twice. At these pivotal points in American history, we had 2 retards at the wheel. We have still not recovered from George W. Bush, and here comes Trump to bring our civilization way back down again. These are bigger messes than 8 years of Obama or Biden or perhaps even Bernie could ever begin to repair. After what Republicans have done, they should not be allowed to hold power in this country ever again, they have embarrassed themselves and our country time and time again, and the Trump years are an all-time low they should NEVER be allowed to recover from. After all these failures from Bush and Trump, they should never be able to live it down.
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  129. Because of the principle, a word seemingly unfamiliar to you
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  130. Who's dumber? The fool, or the fool who follows the fool?
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  131. 4 years of campaigning and rallies are not enough when you have more deaths than every American war combined, minus the Civil War, under your belt
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  132. Trump has been a bigger threat to national security than that guy ever was...
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  133.  @LittleAl016  Now that's Republican democracy at its finest!
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  134. Republican voters are the most death threat happy group of Neanderthals there is. The lowest form of discourse from the lowest form of people with the lowest political ideology. And this is why Republican politicians are scared of their base so much, even though adhering to death threats is about the dumbest thing you can do. I thought they don't negotiate with terrorists?
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  135. Trump, in just 4 short years, has turned the entirety of America into Florida.
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  136. Pretty sure there are insiders in every campaign. It's the name of the game.
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  137. Current day America is an Eldritch nightmare
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  138. Really says it all about SINema, if her minimum wage vote didn't already
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  139. The Trump train is running out of coal
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  140. Red, white, and more white
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  141. I wish the Trumpists would practice herd immunity just among themselves. Would be a nice little test, with positive results whether it works or doesn't work!
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  142. She's not even getting any money from him for it anymore... is she?
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  143. Except there is, because we aren't spending a ton of money on war
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  144.  @edwardwood6532  I think more than "some"
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  145. Then go to prison, please? Go hang out with the jailed minorities you don't like, you put them there after all.
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  146. @Christine Wright Wellllll, I wouldn't go so far as replacing one dogma with another dogma. It's the same sort of thinking of working backwards from your conclusion.
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  147. Oh god no...
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  148. We gotta be sympathetic to these people who realized their mistakes. It's harder to get to the right place when you have been in the wrong place for so long. Harder than those who have already been of that disposition for a long time. So we gotta welcome them, not make them regret changing their minds. This reminds me of that interviewer who was being really unnecessarily hostile to Anthony Scaramucci. If they're now on our side, we should be happy about that, not continue to shame them over who they were in the past.
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  149. The gaslighter president, if ever there was one
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  150. I'm glad they aren't vaccinated, they'll be the ones dropping like flies and for their pro-death party to die is only a good thing
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  151. Hopefully Republicans like her go the way of the dodo
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  152. Sometimes, literally bleed
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  153. Watch the Republicans continue to go after Hillary's emails but not give a single iota of a fuck about this
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  154. It went from George W. Bush, to Sarah Palin, to Donald Trump, to Marjorie Taylor Greene. The next in the sequence after that for the Republican party is probably Doug TenNapel 2028, and then an actual earthworm 2032, and then a cat turd 2036. They just keep getting progressively stupider and more unhinged, they're probably gonna go into negative IQ within our lifetimes.
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  155. Republicans are so good at owning themselves
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  156. It's amazing how shit this country is. All the braindead retards pretending it's not shit are part of how shit it is. In fact, they might be the biggest part of it.
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  157. Oh god...... Oh... god.... oh god.......
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  158. Helping American corporations is a cheap political stunt, how about that?
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  159. Well quit thinking about it and do it already, bitch boy. Shit or get off the pot!
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  160. Continuing the 20 year mistake. Trump is George W. Bush 3.0
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  161. Maybe don't run your mouth like a dumb fuck on your massive platform. Be responsible. Joe Rogan has no respect for his audience if he is so casually willing to lie to all of them and spread dangerous misinformation. Not like Joe Rogan needs to give a fuck when he has that much money. I'm sure he was crying in his pile of $100 bills because of this backlash.
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  162. Love it
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  163. A trans Republican running for governor... Who is her campaign advisor? A Jewish Nazi?
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  164. If they are so eager to use their little guns all the time, might I suggest they point it at their own idiotic pea-brained heads?
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  165. I guess he thinks he's being funny? It really just comes across as pathetic though
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  166. The Lincoln Project literally endorsed Joe Biden, so, at least at this current point, how are they not allies?
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  167. lol what the fuck? <--- Do they not realize that most people's reaction to them doing this would be this? How about a Confederate MOCKERY month? I'd be down for that.
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  168.  @compactinfinity  Such certainty, based on nothing
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  169. What legal challenges to the election, Trump? You mean the problem of the election being carried out like every other election ever has? All the votes being counted? Is that... a problem for you?
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  170. Well I hope he doesn't mind 20,000 shock troopers when Democrats win 2024, if this is normal behavior I hope he has not a word of complaint when it's the other side. You know, the side with the most votes.
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  171. Doing some real basic math, 50,000 dollars divided by 12 dollars per book - 4,200-ish copies sold
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  172. The infrastructure bill is more important than the fake ass debt ritual
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  173. Precisely the mindsets exploited in the rise of fascist regimes
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  174. Totally not nepotism at all... Let's talk about Hunter Biden!
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  175. We must deny her her ice cream
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  176. Absolute scumbag. It could have been Beto in there. Thanks, Texas.
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  177. The fact that he has to beg like this, you already know the answer. This is gonna be devastating. By and large, the American people are gonna blow him off, if they are even tuning into what guys like him are saying in the first place. They. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.
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  178. Should we defund the EPA?
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  179. OJ Simpson got acquitted, but that didn't save his reputation, now did it? We all know what happened. This will go down in history, and people are only going to find out more about it over time.
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  180. Only Farron Cousins has the balls to suggest abolishing the Senate!
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  181. Then why did the coward delete it?
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  182. These people have been treated unfairly for years! Unlike blacks who get unduly shot dead by the authority figures whose jobs are to protect American citizens...
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  183. Idiocracy is not satire anymore, it would be a step up from what we have now
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  184.  @compactinfinity  By your logic, UBI would be dismantled just as easily as Obamacare. Why is UBI foolproof futureproof, and Medicare for All not?
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  185. It's pathetic how much they suck a corrupt old rapist goon's dick nonstop
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  186. Wouldn't that be something... Who would have thought we had it so good in those bygone days where the news headlines weren't dominated by just the one insipid most undeserving whiny baby
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  187. These polls should be used to fish out all the crazies and put them in a mental institution. This is valuable data; don't just sit on it.
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  188. Trump might be the final nail in the Republican party. They put all their money on a bet, and they lost. Now Trump has bankrupted THEM!
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  189. SMASH!
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  190. From the White House to the nut house
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  191. And Mitch McConnell tossed 3 voter security bills in one day
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  192. Trump wants to run unopposed and he is claiming Democrats are trying to rig it?? He just wants an election automatically handed to him, because he's him. Laughable... The audacity of this moron. Have we ever had a more entitled, cowardly snowflake bitch boy president?
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  193. Maybe Senate votes should be anonymous except for one referee holding the names of all the cast votes that can only be disclosed with a warrant.
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  194. Corporate communism...?
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  195. Dis some goooood shit, y'all
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  196. One of the many reasons I laugh at people who defend Trump as a particularly anti-war president
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  197. This is uniquely Republican hysteria
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  198. Donald, I'm sorry, but there's nothing you can do to make yourself look macho. You're a spoiled rich brat who has never had to work a day in your miserable insecure life, you need two hands to hold water bottles, you can't handle stairs, and you spend hours and ungodly amounts of money each day vainly maintaining your bird nest combover abomination, and that's just not macho. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you this.
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  199. As far as presidents around the modern 21st century go, Democrats have plenty to brag about in Clinton and Obama, and Republicans have much to be ashamed about in Bush and Trump. How do the Republicans keep getting away with being the hype men for total disasters? They've got nothing. How do they have fans?
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  200. What happened to separation of church and state? They pay no tax dollars, but they get millions of tax dollars in private jet money?
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  201. November is coming whether we do nothing or do something, so how about we do something instead of nothing? We don't have to roll on our backs and expose our bellies until election day. We have a whole year of Trump still, do you want us to just to twiddle our thumbs in the meantime?
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  202. We are here now essentially because the north did not do enough after the victory of the Civil War. They placated and catered to unhinged radicals via states rights and electoral college and so on, and they were never gonna fall in line with the north's ways, only sabotage the entire system for everybody. This is why the Republicans' entire goal is to prove that government doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't work, because they are in it. They make it not work, because they pout and throw tantrums at the evolving world around them while they still want to live in the colonial era and play make-believe with the land of opportunity lie. America is not a get-rich quick scam for the white bourgeois anymore, it's got a ton of different demographics to cater to now and it needs to be equitable for everybody, not just the legacy European imperialist assholes who got their nice start by killing all the natives and enslaving blacks. You're not at the top of the totem pole anymore, and you never will be again, just like how the Nazis lost at the peak of their power and they ain't coming back either. Your entire ideology and way of life is counterproductive to the welfare of everyone else, including non-elite whites (AKA most whites). Hopefully more of white America realizes how they are being duped and exploited by evil lies of the outdated narrowminded mentality and cultural sensibilities that the Founders they venerate so much came from, because the system ain't working for them either. No one is more hopelessly enslaved than one who believes they are free. The wolves have convinced the sheep that they are wolves too, getting sheep to fight for the wolves' cause. The conservatives are essentially white Uncle Toms.
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  203. It literally was your own people, you cannot possibly blame shift to antifa in this instance. Thousands of antifa risking getting shot dead by cops in the name of defending their sworn enemy? Who the fuck can buy into that premise.
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  204. The scant few on their side that have something to say, even one thing, against him, are the ones who get it the worst. That's why the Trump-hating Republicans have to keep their heads down. It's similar to how the KKK hates whites that love blacks more than blacks themselves. They hate those of them who speak out against their loony group and don't tow the line.
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  205. It's pathetic that we even need lawyers to have an election go the way it's legally supposed to. Laws should automatically shoot down this kind of meddling.
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  206. Why am I never invited to these cults?
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  207. After the freeing of the slaves, it took 100 years before the civil rights movement began, and it's probably gonna take at least another 100 years for all these crazies to phase out and we can finally get some progress going in our pathetic caveman society
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  208. It would be like if Hillary ran again. Not gonna do any better a second time, everybody hates you for being a loser already
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  209. Let Charles Darwin handle them
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  210. Top tier metaphor
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  211. Why? He touched the FUCK outta the Supreme Court, we can too. That's elections, baby! Why should Democrats listen to Mitch McConnell again? Did he ever listen to Democrats? Hmm... I don't think so. If Mitch says don't do it, that means you better do it, and do it HARD.
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  212. At first I thought you said Beyonce was suing the prince
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  213. How did anybody ever like or respect that guy?
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  214. The 2 chosen by the Democratic media, united together at last... A vomit and diarrhea sandwich only America could produce.
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  215. I wish there was no settling. Make them pay the full amount
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  216. 1:34 Quite a thing for people to be saying in the so-called world pinnacle of representative democracy
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  217. So, in days (not years), all we gotta do is whatever the fuck that first point is to get Nancy Pelosi out, replace Nancy Pelosi with a conservative, make up new election fraud evidence that doesn't immediately fall apart this time, lie about Trump winning despite having millions less votes and a ton of states' worth of electoral college gap, draft a double impeachment of the president and vice president simultaneously while the senate is still 50-50, replace our proxy conservative speaker of the house with Donald Trump himself, have speaker of the house Donald Trump continue the double impeachment process, and somehow magically undo the things Biden has already gotten done just by virtue of the impeachment happening to him, and THEN Donald Trump resumes his unrightful place as president! A little bit more involved than 7 steps, but it's easy, guys!
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  218. He passed the test! Person, woman, man, COVID-19
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  219. Americans love being propagandized with jingoistic supremacist imperialist horseshit, proudly doubling down on the lie
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  220.  @ginariffe5525  Didn't Trump have a Hitler book or something?
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  221. I wouldn't take complete issue with this had Trump not already appointed an unearned judge that was rightfully Obama's, but in 1 term he gets to appoint TWO?! For life?! What a stars-aligned disaster this one presidential term turned out to be. Is this next judge gonna be a shoehorned-in rapist frat douche too?
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  222. Fucking bastard
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  223. A politician who doesn't want anything to do with politics... Good news, Marjorie! Almost nothing you've ever said or done had anything to do with politics, so yeah, please quit your job.
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  224. What do you have against saving lives?
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  225. Good for Alabama
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  226. Another dumb shit who doesn't know anything about the political process trying to get into the political process
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  227. I just Giuliani'd in my pants
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  228. If you need to do all these ridiculous measures to get him back in the White House, it's probably because he lost the White House
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  229. Let's just have a Democrat party, socialist party, and green party from now on. The Republicans' time ended long ago, and the libertarians don't have a consistent coherent ideology.
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  230. This is Shakespearean irony, in real life
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  231. Matt Gaetz is correct. Once he is in jail, he won't be going anywhere.
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  232. Every day he drags this out should be an extra 2 days he spends in jail
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  233. I hate Trump too, but I don't think that was much of an attack against Greta, just a disagreement and suggesting focus on other countries. What he said about her BEFORE this though, was horrible.
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  234. They're calling the left salty? We're crying from smug laughter at how much the righties are embarrassing themselves... What world do they live in? Not this one.
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  235. If you wear a shirt that says woke, you're woke. Them's the rules.
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  236. Who the fuck would listen to Ted Cruz's whiney shrill voice by choice? How long is each episode? Who can tolerate it for that long? Who can tolerate it for one full episode, let alone tune into another one?
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  237. Facebook should change it's name to Idiotbook, since that's the only demographic that still uses that shitty cancerous website or takes any total bogus bullshit memes on there seriously
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  238. It is incredibly easy to prove him wrong. What's hard is convincing him that he has been proven wrong.
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  239. All the right wing nutjobs like my mom who talked about Obama being born in Kenya should be saying "deport this bitch, she can't even speak English"
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  240. ...... What the fuck?! This coming from the party of Q, the party who got swindled by some anonymous 4chan fucktard screwing around one day
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  241. I guess Friday night news has become the time we should be paying the MOST attention to the news!
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  242. Why is it that good presidents get assassinated, but bad ones stay unchallenged?
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  243. In other words: The honor system doesn't work on those who have honor
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  244. Wow, Mike Lindell found someone from the year 1170? That was 320 years before Christopher Columbus even got here! Did the 850-year-old have a Native American name?
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  245. Facts don't care about your feelings
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  246. LAW AND ORDER (unless it's us and the FBI)
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  247. Republicans, as usual, fretting over hypotheticals (California) while ignoring their realities (Texas)
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  248. We need to have mutable mics for all debates going forward. Assholes like Trump who pay no regard to the rules make that necessary. You can't give them the benefit of the doubt to behave themselves anymore.
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  249. Correct
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  250. $20,000 a day to run your reputation into the ground, I guess that's fair
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  251. You cannot kill someone before their trial. No exceptions. You don't have to like her or care whether she lives or dies, but this is the foundation of our society. AND the important info she knows is incredibly important too, of course.
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  252. We'll be watching your ass forever, Toyota. Don't think you can slip one past us or you'll get this blowback again, you spineless bastards.
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  253. Spend a career bringing people together in your next life
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  254. Trump put $300 million into this? He could have made an epic Hollywood movie with that kind of money
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  255. The very definition of law and order
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  256.  @carolmack3506  He and Ro Khanna got Amazon to pay their workers better wages, which is more than I can say for the other senators
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  257. This is America, we only assassinate good presidents. Never the bad ones.
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  258. That's the only thing getting in the way of my ability to laugh at this
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  259. He should ask his hair stylist for his money back
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  260.  @meauxgendron3682  I hear Canada has strict immigration requirements. Moving to another country (moving even within a country) isn't as easy as you would think.
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  261. Trump could just make a secret alt account or something lol
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  262. The Democratic party is conservative too, so... Conservatives taking it over is nothing new, it's already run by conservatives.
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  263. It's incredible how young these graybeards look compared to Nancy Pelosi
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  264. These people have the audacity to call us sheep?
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  265. 64....... million..... dollars...... for golf trips.... and 10 million... for climate change..............
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  266. That would have been so awesome, why didn't anyone do it?
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  267. Utterly disgusting that we couldn't even have a MINUTE to mourn a Supreme Court Justice, let alone honor her dying wish. They are shitting all over her still-warm corpse.
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  268. They never learned how to count, which is why they have to do it over and over and over again. Even IF you got different results the umpteenth time, so what? You gonna get Biden to step down at this late date? Over one state?
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  269. I shudder at the thought that the people of this country would vote for him, not just once, but might even elect him for a whole second term, knowing what we know about him... Look at the state of the country right now. Yeah, I want more of that! Let's have more of this! It's so good...
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  270. If Trump didn't want to get sued for the rest of his life, all he had to do was follow the law instead of being a scumbag piece of shit, but I guess that is pretty hard when you're a scumbag piece of shit
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  271. So Trump hates free speech yet again
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  272. Sadder that we let them do it with no jailtime
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  273. Hillary Clinton sure never went away, and, hell, she NEVER won
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  274.  @aaronanderson4894  You're emotionally blowing up over one guy making accusations against America's policies as a country as if he attacked you personally as an individual. Where was the hate in his words? Simmer down there, pal, you look very unstable.
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  275. I can't believe fucking corrupt dipshit ass Florida back in 2000 was the one who decided to give us 20 years and counting of worldwide misery
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  276. And yet he outraises everyone in donation money... As if he needs it. Donald Trump, the charity case. He doesn't even have other Republicans to run against.
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  277.  @jackroyaltea5034  They've been triggered by "happy holidays" and people exercising their right to not be pregnant and gays kissing and the simple acknowledgement of religions other than Christianity long before the feminists started scrutinizing video game protagonists
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  278. Hitler had irritable bowel syndrome! It's a condition! Don't make fun of him! LEAVE HITLER ALONE!!!!!!!!!
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  279. I hope Ted Cruz is right, so that Ted Cruz's whiney shrill voice is nowhere to be heard on MAH internet
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  280. What the fuck?!
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  281. That would be funny if the Republicans' guy didn't even show up, out of sheer pussy bitchness
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  282. Kyle Kulinski manhandled and mangled this monstrous mongoloid, I can't believe he apparently has more mainstream influence than Kyle does. No fucking justice or common sense in this country.
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  283. Trump did advocate for more torture, it's only fair he gets to see the fruits of that firsthand
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  284. Maybe we'll have another Maduro bullshit kerfuffle
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  285. I love this. Ted Cruz thinks this is about if the president has the authority to investigate corruption? HA!!! Nice try, Ted.
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  286. Even a free lawyer would have been better
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  287. Truly shit lawyers, totally incoherent time wasting babble
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  288. This should have have fucking happened in 2016, not near the end of his fucking presidency when it's not gonna even matter anymore and the (immense) damage has already been done. What took them so fucking long?
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  289. He shouldn't even have this job he's slacking at. He's roasted so much day in and day out it's like he can just tune it out like water off a duck. If this were any other job, getting that much shit talked about you, encouraging insurrections, fiddling with your phone, that would get you FIRED.
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  290. William Barr was in charge of that prison, a sycophant co-conspirator of Trump's, and Trump is willing to give people illegal commands and do anything to keep his dirty secrets buried, so I'm willing to bet that's the most likely theory, yes absolutely.
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  291. It's weird hearing Trump say "the Trump administration", like speaking in the third person
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  292. I guess for those cases the husband was involved in, Amy will have to recuse herself
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  293. America was pretty Antifa during the 1940s, what the fuck happened?
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  294. I would think Trump's impeachment trial is like a more prolonged New Year's
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  295. So Trump could have appointed even MORE judges... Has any one person in American history ever appointed this many judges?
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  296. Trump's brain is forever stuck in November 2020, and it will be even after he's a ghost haunting McDonald's
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  297. Yes, we hate your guts, Lindsey. Guilty as charged! And?
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  298. He acts uncannily like my alcoholic dad, who did qualify for involuntary psychiatric hold.
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  299. They are all going to star Kevin Sorbo
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  300. Still waiting on that social engineering manual
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  301. Rudy Giuliani humiliated Rudy Giuliani worse than Borat ever could
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  302. Maybe he should sue himself for saying those words, and therefore allowing them to be used against him?
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  303. But I thought Republicans had such good ideas, that the more people vote, the more they would win because it's just such common sense positions????????????????? Oh no, they can only win by making sure less people exercise their right to vote, because they want to oppress the majority with unpopular ideas. They can only win with electoral vote, popular vote and honest un-gerrymandered methods are a no-go. They gotta bend the rules as much as possible to win. It is the fringe imposing themselves on the majority.
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  304. What in the actual fuck
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  305. Wouldn't be the first time that's happened in Trump country
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  306. Epic
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  307. I can't believe 2010 was 11 years ago...
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  308. Science is only controversial if your party is anti-information.
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  309. These are the guys that are always afraid of voter fraud... They are the ones doing this type of shit, and then pointing fingers at the liberals. Sickening.
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  310. Sometimes I legitimately forget he's an impeached president, since every day there's a new embarrassing disaster with him, one after the other. An ordinary president like Obama gets endless scrutiny from the conservatives, and yet somehow this total and complete fool the likes of which we have never seen just gets endless constant free passes 24/7 and floats on by... The level of disgrace Trump is, the amount of fuck-ups he has done, it's like trying to look directly at the sun. It is just overwhelming in its sheer magnitude. And we're gonna re-elect an impeached president? You gotta be kidding me...
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  311. I hope he does, so we can finally get rid of the ambiguity. He can't. It's something so stupid the founding fathers didn't feel the need to spell it out because it so obviously goes against the concept of checks and balances.
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  312. Since when are lawmakers supposed to defer to the whacko birds in their decisions?
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  313. Hey, remember that time 170,000 Americans died unnecessarily under Trump's watch and all the civil unrest and the state of our country has become more visibly decrepit than ever before? What a cool president, let's have 4 more years of that!
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  314. I really hope more is done to combat malicious lies in this country
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  315. Anecdotal evidence is nothing. Polls are nothing. Theories are nothing. The future is not written. YOU have to write it. Do or die. If you don't make your ideas real, that's all they are. Ideas. Imaginary. Fantasy. Delusion.
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  316. "Radical left! Puppet of Bernie Sanders!" - retards
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  317.  @jokelethkurueisner9229  He gets really nervous with physical displays of affection
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  318. The Trumpster doesn't want his people talking about the big orange elephant in the room? But he loves when people talk about him...
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  319.  @compactinfinity  Medicare for All vs. Trump status quo is an absurdly easy choice to make, but I guess your smart very big brains are not capable of making even that easy choice. You seem to conflate bullheaded stubbornness with intelligence. $1000 a month is the only way to help the country? Please.
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  320. Any time he shows his face, he shows his ass
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  321. George Floyd part 2, it's like they are trying to detonate the last threads of sanity left in this society
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  322. Sounds like someone is triggered. Facts don't care about your feelings. Now go get a real job.
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  323. No, but she probably took a lot of "shots" from the high school football team
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  324. Fulfilling Ben's lifelong unfulfilled dream of making a big Hollywood movie after they rejected all his scripts
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  325. Remember when they made fun of Hillary supporters' crying? I remember. What goes around comes around, except it came around EXTRA hard and pathetic in the Trumptards' case.
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  326. Why would anyone care about the ramblings of the demented manchild who lost to the "worst political candidate in American history"? I'm already having so much fun ignoring him. Keep flushing that money down the toilet, Trump. Maybe with a few more million dollars, you can give Biden a few MORE votes!
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  327. Viruses are not bacteria, for fuck's sake... When are people gonna learn?
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  328. Why doesn't Trump just kick out all the poor US citizens while he's at it? This country is by and for the rich.
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  329. Tulsi has worse numbers than Yang even had. At this point Tulsi's campaign is about publicity stunts that have nothing at all to do with winning the actual primary nomination.
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  330. Giving mentally destabilizing drugs to Donald Trump is like lighting a fire, and then somehow lighting that fire on fire
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  331. It just never ends with him!
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  332. So then shouldn't Trump be treated like Chelsea Manning at that point? Legitimate treason, not even a heroic context.
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  333. >flew on a private jet >had to show ID Pick one, Ted.
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  334. You probably should have reversed the order of the clips you showed, it didn't quite match what you were talking about
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  335. That's $180,000 a year for being an idiotic corrupt lying airheaded bitch
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  336. I hope that company gets brought down with an even higher $ lawsuit than Giuliani and Powell, they are an entire corporation that has been getting away with bullshit like this for decades and it's high time they get a little hurt themselves from all the harm they've caused to this country
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  337. Isn't her husband one of the founders of the Lincoln Project?
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  338. Epic
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  339. Imagine selling an entire state of America into slavery. Slavery of another nation, essentially. We're all just slaves to one country or another, aren't we?
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  340. Some intelligence... Literally anyone who watched Hillary's words come right out of her mouth in the debates knew this. Not exactly a secret!
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  341. Are we really going to have this tedious pointless discussion every time a darker skinned person is involved with the presidency?
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  342. The party that is the fewer in population of course is more incentivized to cheat to get by. Part of this cheating is accusing the other party of doing the cheating.
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  343. Yeah, what's the deal with that? Maybe there really is something to be said for that racist notion that immigrants bring the values from their home countries to ruin the country they move into. Or, you know, some other less racist reason.
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  344. And they wonder why they get called racist
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  345. There's finally some democrat control, let's use it. They wouldn't do any different for us. Take your shot while you've got it.
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  346. America has never before faced a copium epidemic quite on this scale
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  347. I don't understand why anyone would be a part of the military in 2020 to fight in these fucktard wars for this fucktard president
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  348. 3:47 Trump and Ted Cruz in the outro thumbnails look almost exactly the same
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  349. Even Trump itself says "he says he didn't do it" is a good response when it comes to Putin and MBS
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  350. 6:33
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  351. Republicans hate guilty men having to deal with a fair trial, imagine that
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  352. That's why evil old men send young naive ones to war to get killed FOR them. Because of course the evil old men's lives are more valuable.
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  353. They called the process in the Democrat controlled House a sham, and yet they won't even call any witnesses? That's about as sham as it gets...
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  354. You won't vote for Medicare for All because you wanted $1000 a month in particular so bad? Shame. Medicare for All is effectively akin to UBI in and of itself.
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  355. I like how they gotta use words like Anglo-Saxon to dress up that they mean WHITE. It is so OVERTLY racist, they have to use little euphemisms to make it even somewhat bearable to look at. No, Marjorie, you and your ideology are hideous, doesn't matter which words you try to use it mask it.
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  356. Light them on fire.
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  357. I'm a Texan. Fuck these people.
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  358. I'd figure by 2024 interest in him will have waned. The MAGAts had their fun. Now Trump has the stench of a loser on him. He got beat by Joe fucking Biden, dude. The supposed worst candidate in history. And the Trumpists are increasingly broke and/or in jail, while Trump is losing his properties and still has no Twitter reach. Biden has already done noticeable good to the people even sans the infrastructure bill. Trump didn't do shit for regular people. If he shows up again, we just slam the door in his face even harder. If we just turn out in the same numbers again, we'll beat him again, because I think his forces have only dwindled now.
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  359. Would be nice if Republicans at least pretended to have credibility, but they don't even pretend
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  360. I'm just laughing my ass off that Trump feels the need to make up this obvious lie, what an insecure little baby
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  361. Sure seems like it, with how completely unnecessarily he puts his Secret Service and White House staff in danger of his virus
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  362. I didn't realize our president was only the president of the cities his particular party runs?
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  363. What the hell is that hair? Is he trying to emulate Trump?
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  364. So they suspended Candace Owens? :D
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  365. LOL what a little crybaby, he has it all wrong... How can one man have it so freaking wrong?
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  366. I HOPE he whines and pouts in the White House as the Secret Service that used to protect get to finally escort their shitty boss out
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  367. I just need to know, is that thumbnail real?
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  368. Republicans really know how to pwn their own when they feel like it, that Zeus to mouse analogy was beautiful
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  369. Trump will go down in history as the biggest crybaby bitch president of all time. Every time we have this conversation of which presidents didn't show up to the inauguration, we will have to say "It's American tradition, they all do it! Well, except for Trump..."
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  370. It's not just Donald Trump. It's the party's immense willingness and complacency in EMBRACING Donald Trump. That's a reflection of them, the people, not Trump. Trump is just 1 guy.
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  371. Tell that to his dozen or so bankrupted companies
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  372. Oh boy, another one. How many has it been? 100? 200? I'm getting tired of saying "another one bites the dust".
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  373. That is one hell of a thumbnail
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  374. LAW AND ORDER PRESIDENT
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  375. When things are on fire, they usually cool down
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  376. A ton of Yang Gangers said they would vote for no other candidate, which makes no sense because Bernie is better on all but a handful of issues and supports ACTUAL Medicare for All, not "the spirit" of Medicare for All. Medicare for All would be arguably better than $1000 a month, since it takes the pressure off businesses to supply that. Bernie also always had better traction. We had some actual decent ones this time, but too many candidates splitting the vote away from Bernie, and then that increases the risk of someone like Bootyjudge butting in. Yang could have ran literally any other year, there is no reason to try to take the spotlight off of Bernie right now. Going with Yang over Bernie was always a bit contrarian, it's time to face the music. Not trying to be condescending here, I am a Bernie, Yang, and Tulsi donor.
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  377. Forgive me if I'm misinformed, but didn't Assange merely create the website platform for these leaks to be uploaded to? Essentially a publisher of content submitted to them from other people. Like, YouTube didn't personally create every video on its platform. Did Assange personally uncover any of the information that was on his website?
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  378. Every possible human Trump can find, he will use as a meat shield for his god complex whims
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  379. So it was a coup. It was a coup, it was a coup, it was a coup.
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  380. Let China have the stupid antiquated oil, we should be fully on electric cars anyway
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  381. If all American leadership were black or brown, you bet your ASSSSSSSSSS these people would feel a little insecure about lack of representation
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  382. 4:44 Is that a cat, Farron?
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  383. Go on, do it. Let's have the Civil War again and purge the illiterate southerners once more. Just like with the World Wars, Civil War II will be much more devastating. You'll probably fail even more epicly than last time, the federal government/military/police has only gotten even more titanic. None of your peashooters matter in today's age. Quit yapping and get to your lame uprising so we can laugh at you flounder around like you've been doing for 4 straight years already.
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  384. GOBLIN!
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  385. "You can't prosecute a sitting president" is literally "the king is above the law", shit the Brits figured out 800+ years ago with the Magna Carta.
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  386. If Fox News was actually part of the press, they would have proudly rejected that request
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  387. Leave it to Democrats to lose the un-loseable
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  388. Democratic states are more democratic? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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  389. How about Bowser?
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  390. At least we have him down to a MAYBE it will be me. That is an admission that it maybe not!
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  391. Those idiots could have impeached him and not have to do this silly dance
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  392. Love it or leave it, amirite?
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  393. I have never seen someone more in need of an intervention than Donald Trump. He's like 60 years overdue.
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  394. Thank you for bringing this back to the overall issue of the small government mindset. When you need a government, you want it to be an effective government, not a noneffective one. Otherwise, why have a government at all? When the government actually is needed, these Republicans want to be completely incapable of doing anything. They want everything privatized. Well, here's the America you get when everything is privatized. No concern for human wellbeing, just greed.
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  395. He's a 74-year-old man who is barely in anything, I'm surprised he is even in acting union, let alone cares enough to waste his time writing such a petty rant about it. He could drop dead at any moment, who gives a shit if he's in this acting union? He's barely even an actor.
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  396. So when we finally have the chance to finally get him on something, this dipshit says we should let him get away scot free AGAIN. Fuck off, Comey, you're a joke.
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  397. How? By American society being organized in such a way that enables fucktards like him to get by with money alone
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  398. 1:13 "Great point, great point" :|
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  399. There is always a bigger fish, except in the case of the Republican party, there is always a bigger dumbfuck
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  400. I knew seeing the headline that there would be a simple explanation that the Republicans are choosing to overlook. And even if it were true, who cares? Small potatoes. Cry about something that matters. Or we could talk about Trump's $70,000 a year haircuts that look like bird's nests?
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  401. I didn't realize Trump's Frankenstein $70,000-a-year combover mullet is what perfect hair looks like
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  402. Trump talks like a monster from a children's fairy tale
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  403. Another one bites the dust
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  404. Can't they get sued for these lies?
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  405. Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's bigger things to talk about!
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  406. Especially if you have less brain cells than eyeballs in your head
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  407. Yup, our culture is what allows disgraces like her to rise to the top, so therefore, we have a truly shit culture
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  408. Making the renewable energy industry even MORE provably reliable? Sounds good to me! The oil industry is just gonna look even stupider for not having these standards next time another emergency happens.
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  409. And Donald Trump was violent and vicious to NO ONE...
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  410. And the Republicans are sooooo concerned about voter fraud... They aren't scared of fraud, they are scared of the liberal majority participating in having a say in how their country is run.
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  411. It shouldn't even need "registration", really. Just being an adult US citizen should be enough by default, no additional information necessary.
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  412. But I thought he was glad to be off Twitter because it's boring now?
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  413. So there will be an ACTUAL trial this time? Not that complete sham kangaroo court from the first impeachment Mitch McConnell forced?
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  414. He should be depressed that he was such a fuckup of a president that he put them in that position, where they couldn't even defend him if they wanted to because the bullshit was just stacked too damn high even for lowlifes like them
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  415. This should have been one of the first things done. Airports are a hotspot for transmission of diseases.
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  416. If not even ninjas could get them the results they wanted, who can?!
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  417. He's like the Adjudicator boss in Demon's Souls
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  418. I want to punch the face on the thumbnail of the Christmas gifts pardons video more
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  419. When you carry a deadly virus, think about how many grown adults you're aborting, Ted
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  420. Buy American = buy poison
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  421. Hey, what about my million dollars?
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  422. You protest outside a government building, not assault your way inside. This seriously cannot be called a protest, this was an attack on one of the vital organs of America to disrupt its legal process.
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  423. Maybe Ted thinks it's an own because he thinks using that language will make pro-choice people seem contradictory. Which it does. But it also by that same token makes pro-life people look contradictory.
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  424. A president shouldn't even be making that call in the first place, let alone saying what he said in it. Even the APPEARANCE of meddling in the election, is meddling in the election, which is why any normal level-headed president has had the sense to not make such calls, lest they look like a maniacal dictator.
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  425. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! I hated that idiot! I'm actually kind of proud of Fox News lately... Here's hoping they will one day become a halfway legitimate source of news. One day. Maybe.
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  426. Of course they are, good luck trying to spin that one, Faux News
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  427. He can run again in 2028 after two terms of Bernie and more experience and wisdom to show for it
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  428.  @andywelsh3031  Yeah, at least Charles Manson had some humility when he said "I'm nobody". Way more likeable and down to earth than Donald Trump.
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  429. Another murderer Trump voter making America great again, whether you like it or not, by any fucked up means necessary
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  430. He does 18 holes through his brain every day
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  431. Hundreds, eh?
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  432. Boomers with iPhones are a plague
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  433. The Alex Jones defense
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  434. Even the CAMPAIGN is exploiting bankruptcy!
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  435. I think even a US president only has so much control over the big picture
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  436. My sister who gets sick a lot bought some for the first time in December and has already been noticeably sicker than usual...
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  437. The Trumpster Dumpster
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  438. The girls are always more terrifying.
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  439. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the military knows better about the viability of female troops than Mr. Bowtie clown
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  440. Gaming the system. Once Trump is out, we have an opportunity to patch out all these exploits, but somehow I doubt anyone is gonna take the initiative there.
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  441. Lol what a loser
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  442. Joe Biden will be picking his VP based on what she smells like
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  443. Well you can't blame Trump for being confused about that basic common sense because he has been proven of wrongdoing so many times and has NOT been punished for it, because we no longer live in a country of basic common sense
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  444. He's repeating his lame tweet he made to Kyle Kulinski as if that was comedy gold. Like his father's taste in gold, it's pretty tacky and shallow
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  445. Why in the everloving fuck has been in that seat as long as he has?
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  446. What a nutjob
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  447. It's moments like these where the true crazies reveal themselves, and I am glad Fox News is weeding them out from their organization
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  448. Ironically, the opposite of what the police would do... They stand behind their bad apples!
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  449. Maybe we can have presidential elections that aren't just high school popularity contests
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  450. Spammers have a right to free speech!
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  451. Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
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  452. I can't believe we even gotta say the words Cyber Ninjas, like we're in some kind of 80s video game
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  453. In the old days, traitors were treated very differently!
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  454. Don Jr. sure knows how to pick 'em
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  455. I hope he's right!
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  456. Why does he need the money? He didn't even have to do a primary. And uh, he's a millionaire who has now been the establishment president for years funneling illegal money into his pockets.
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  457. Trump says we are so prosperous, so why are we cutting cuts instead of raises?
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  458. "You're too ugly to rape" - The President of the United States of America
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  459. The guy doesn't even know how the internet works and it will probably have bad security. Look what happened to Parler. This is gonna be worse.
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  460. I think Trump thought that because he arrived, his cold heart would restore the overall temperature of the state to normal?
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  461. If only they were steaks instead of stocks
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  462. These unhinged crazies out in the field causing fights are precisely the sorts of useful tools the corrupt cowardly Republicans are all too happy to use and exploit to the fullest, like they do with everything else
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  463. We literally would be in a better place if the Biden term wasn't sandwiched in between the 2 Trump terms... Everything with Merrick Garland ended up blowing up big in our faces
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  464. Where most cults base their beliefs on unfalsifiable hypotheses, Q bases its beliefs on (easily) falsifiable ones. It's a wonder how they have any followers at all after so many years of being laughed at for being such utter dumb fucks
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  465. The liberals are so easily triggered, and yet conservatives are triggered by the edgy counterculture of the most wholesome least offensive show in human history designed for pre-schoolers whose minds have just begun to form
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  466. Trump demonstrating real strong diplomacy skills here... That big impulsive pouty mouth of his gets not just him into trouble, but the entire American people
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  467. He should be depressed that he was such a fuckup of a president that he put them in that position, where they couldn't even defend him if they wanted to because the bullshit was just stacked too damn high even for lowlifes like them
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  468. If Mary Trump's book and all the countless others didn't do Trump in, I doubt Cohen's will be the one to do it
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  469. They can never own anything they do.
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  470. 3:15 "And I love it." Epic Farron. This speech is movie material!
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  471. When Mitt Romney was running against Obama, he was pretty epicly bad himself
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  472. Is a president even technically filling in as a judge and jury when he does a pardon? Honestly asking
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  473. It's a deeply rooted culture in Fox News
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  474. Trump pulled strings, just like he pulled strings to get Jeffrey Epstein killed. William Barr was in charge of the place Epstein was killed in. wasn't he? I also wonder how many votes Trump really got in the states he won, because Trump gaining popularity makes no sense after the piss poor job he did, and surpassing Obama first term numbers makes even less sense. Most voter turnout in American history sans Biden? I don't think so. We keep detecting a few fake votes for Trump in states Biden won, but we aren't at all investigating fake Trump votes in states TRUMP won? He projects so much, he made all those phone calls, so we know any cheating tactic he was made aware of, he exploited to the fullest.
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  475. Get discriminated against for a few centuries and maybe we'll start to take it seriously. And that's still a maybe.
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  476. Shit or get off the pot
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  477. What a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyitch
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  478. Metal Gear Solid 4 was right. War... War has changed...
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  479. The police aren't being arrested for doing their jobs, they're being arrested for FUCKING UP their jobs. We want police who do their jobs. Their job is to protect and serve, not to BE the threat.
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  480. We need to treat Trump properties like the Berlin wall
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  481. Gotta love the diss on government jobs when Marjorie herself works a government job
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  482. They should have allowed the Bidens to be called as witnesses during the impeachment if it meant John Bolton and others would be allowed too
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  483. It shouldn't have even need something has big as this coronavirus epidemic fuck-up to bring down Trump. Trump exposed himself as the most epicly bad president we've ever had even before the virus. With the handling of the virus, the real wonder is why he would even have a chance in the first place, how anyone could still give him the benefit of the doubt at this point...
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  484. Neither of those statements make any degree of sense. Way to butcher the joke, Ted. You will never be funny. Also, quit trying to "own it" with this indisputably SHIT hairstyle and your absolutely disgraceful Cancun trip, you should be deported back to Canada.
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  485. Trump would only be a meaningful addition to the inauguration if he was in one of those chairs that gets dunked into water if you hit a baseball at a target anyway. But Trump would never agree to it since his freakish Frankenstein combover mullet would be exposed.
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  486. Epic
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  487. How easily the wall comes tumbling down
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  488. If he does some more shit, what, is he gonna get DOUBLE impeached? And double acquitted?
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  489. If he doesn't want to go for the electoral vote count, we could go for the popular vote count...
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  490. Occam's razor
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  491. Being intolerant of fascism is fascism!!!!
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  492. I like how them having to resort to "well, he was president when he said it" is implicitly acknowledging that what he said and did itself was, in fact, wrong and indefensible
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  493. This is honestly heartbreaking. This is exactly what Trump wants. He is reveling in this.
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  494. This is why Republicans will seldom get immigrant voters, because they treat them as a burden to shirk onto Democrats who treat them as an asset. Enjoy your ever-shrinking tent, Republicans. At some point, not even the electoral college and gerrymandering will help you rig election victories. You can't keep giving Democrats new voters on a silver platter and claim THEY'RE the ones rigging things.
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  495. Can we just simply NOT have these retarded ass rallies for ONE fucking year? Just one? Please? If not now, then when?
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  496. Just an orange manbaby floundering on deck and shitting himself, nothing to see here
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  497. This is why you don't have your entire gimmick as a business dependent on just one guy. When that one guy is gone, you're nothing.
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  498. Trump needs to file a restraining order against Matt Gaytz
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  499. This is just like how Stephen Crowder passes off his videos as "comedy". It's a sleazy way to wiggle out of having actual accountability when people take you seriously. Because rest assured, tons of people DO take these voices seriously, that's why they have attained the platform that they have. Fox News says any reasonable person would approach Tucker with a healthy degree of skepticism, but that's the problem; the Fox News audience, their bread and butter, are unreasonable people who don't approach anything with a healthy degree of skepticism.
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  500. I am fine with as many witnesses being called as possible, including the Bidens. Let the truth come out.
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  501. So glad the big names are all taking a stand against this presidency
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  502. Body by McNugget
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  503. That's a nice shirt, Farron
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  504. Sounds like that one black actor who pretended to get punched in the face to exploit people's sympathy, forgot his name.
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  505. Robert De Niro being pissed at the president created a mob of Trumpists to fight in Trump's name? Riiiight... Makes total sense. Was anyone in the mob shouting Robert De Niro's name? No? Then STFU
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  506. I hope she bankrupts Georgia with her sky high dipshittery
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  507. There is no low they won't stoop to
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  508. Hey man, that's 1 more supporter than I expected!
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  509.  Peace Dæmón  He's been whining every day nonstop for over a month about something he's not worried about? Lol, look at the brain on this guy.
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  510. Trump sees him as competition
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  511. Conflicts of interest are nothing new at Fox News!
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  512. Do Republicans even care about the medical crisis in America at all? Or are they just happy to sit on that one, with no plan?
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  513. Trump's only killing his voters, since they're the ones who aren't wearing the masks
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  514. The sheer unadulterated fraudulence and scamitude of this country makes me want to vomit
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  515. Teach troops how to build houses! Actually a brilliant idea... And not entirely profit-less either.
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  516. One of the "reasonable Republicans" is still not very reasonable
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  517. THIS. I am fine with the Bidens being called as witnesses, so long as the other actually relevant witnesses get called too. If it gets exposed that the Bidens indeed did something wrong, that's a good thing. Doesn't change the wrongness of what Trump did. And it's not like Trump is above nepotism.
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  518. Imagine if Republicans instead of wisely putting down Bush after 2008, they venerated him like this... Can't they at least find some GOOD cult leaders or something? Republicans sure know how to pick them...
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  519. He's just trying to drum up hype for what is essentially just a boring book by an old has-been nobody gives a shit about anymore and has said all he has to say
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  520. The culture and incentive structure in American society is completely perverse, this game is designed in a way that favors psychopaths and schizophrenics to win
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  521. They could just print out more of their own fake imaginary Monopoly money! Money as a concept is completely arbitrary and people are dying over it
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  522. Getting high off drugs or getting high off Jesus: both are bad for you
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  523. This is just getting too epic, maybe justice will actually finally be done for this bastard... If not from the Senate, then from New York state, because they are absolutely hounding his ASS.
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  524. Though, would kicking him out of the party not be similar to a silence dissent/differing opinion like with Republicans kicking out Liz Cheney for simply not being totally on board everything Trump?
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  525. I knew Tucker must have seen that as a desperate sort of personal attack to suck him into defending Gaetz, and that Tucker must not have appreciated being pulled into Gaetz's drama live on TV.
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  526. Finally bearded Farron is in the outro
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  527. These Bibles talk about Jesus like he's a comic book superhero... They're just writing their lame fanfiction out loud.
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  528. I believe it's transcribed automatically with software
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  529. Gavin McInnes is a shitbag, I can't believe a dumb fuck like him made Vice. Vice must feel awkward about him now.
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  530. America has never before faced a copium epidemic quite on this scale
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  531. Roast marshmallows with them, his good friends
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  532. I didn't know Ted Cruz still had approval rating points to lose!
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  533. You absolutely can trash your stepkids when they are Ivanka and Trump Jr. But hey, a petty wife belongs to a petty husband. It's a shit family.
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  534. I think if he turned himself in he might get some attention again
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  535. Yeah, you can always find one shitty poll to "prove" just about anything. I'm starting to be of the mind that statistics are just a pseudo science.
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  536. Trump should offer his 70 million cult members to Kim Jong-un as North Korean prison camp labor. If Trump commands it, they obey!
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  537. It's almost as if they have something to hide? Could it possibly be that the police are doing something wrong with their power?
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  538. People who respect the American way, I guess
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  539. Sigh...........
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  540.  @wolfe2025  Of course he has bleach somewhere in the White House, it's the freaking White House! They are administering it into his veins as we speak.
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  541. When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross
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  542. You make a lot of true points, but I would still argue that they are more similar than dissimilar
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  543. 100 Supreme Court seats would literally be more democratic, as it would factor in the wills of more people in its judgments. So yes, DO IT.
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  544. The one part of government that the vote of the people have no say in, has no term limits. Amazin' country we're running here...
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  545. orange man amgery >:(
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  546. Why get grift money from a campaign, when you can get grift money from SCHRODINGER'S campaign? And then reveal that there was no campaign after all. No need to spend on any actual campaign efforts, and you double the profit!
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  547. But Trump only hires the best people.............. Ted, you're saying Trump is dumb enough to be fooled by fake Democrats??
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  548. Even more anti-free speech than Twitter, dude. Frankly... you failed, Mike. Big time. Fuck Frank.
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  549. Republicans once again proving that they cannot win with honest tactics. This reeks of desperation. This shows that you aren't the good guys. Not a shred of virtue or dignity anywhere to be found here. Trump's gonna lose because he deserves to lose. Get over it and run a president that doesn't criminally exploit power, taxpayer funds, and kill more Americans than just about every war in our 244-year history combined. How about do that? No? Okay, then don't be surprised when you lose in a landslide as the rest of the sane world firmly rejects your stupidity and negligence.
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  550. We need to burn off the parasites with a cigar
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  551. Our country has gone full retard
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  552. The bigger the Supreme Court is, the better. It will average out to what the general consensus is. Concentrating so much power into an opinionated few is tyranny. I don't even know why have presidents, it's just a different format of king. There should be multiple presidents, like a committee, so that one guy doesn't just singlehandedly fuck everything up.
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  553. Florida Man Loses Presidential Election in Landslide
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  554. Is he willing to put a money wager on that claim? I'll wager everything I own that he won't
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  555. Imagine the first female president also being the dumbest president ever, that would reflect pretty poorly for American history
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  556. I'm guessing Mitch McConnell isn't an economist, nor has he even read modern monetary theory
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  557. I want to drink with you just so I can hear your real sailor swears
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  558. You forgot Hobby Lobby
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  559. The Republicans are the kings of gerrymandering. They are less in number, so they have to cheat to win. Therefore, Republicans are incentivized to want hazy elections. And the "logic" of that senator is that if the Democrats do it, it's automatically bad and you gotta reject it out of hand just so that they have nothing to take credit for. To work with Democrats on any level would be giving them ammo, in their minds. Instead of allowing Democrats to talk about good they have accomplished, they would rather the Democrats talk about the bad the Republicans have done by preventing good from being accomplished.
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  560. Dystopia is real and all around us, no need to read it in novels
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  561. Aren't these the same people accusing democrats of being sore losers? They are being sore losers of a loss that hasn't even happened yet. Just a bunch of deranged whackos eager to use and show off their cute little guns they bought at every opportunity.
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  562. Liars shouldn't have platforms to lie on when they have already been exposed as liars. It's the same thing as false advertising on TV. Social media IS media. If you let these bad actors stay on and keep gabbing away with all their horseshit, then you allow their lies to damage more people and divert the discussion into total idiocy. We, as the adults in the room, need to put the children in timeout.
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  563. Tucker is proving that Fox News is still just as bad as Newsmax and OAN, despite other parts of the network entertaining the idea of being reasonable occasionally
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  564. Probably only saying this to distance himself from Trump's legacy of shit after Trump took an undeniable L this time
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  565. The Republicult can deny testimony inside the courtroom, but they can't do anything about testimony outside the courtroom!
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  566. I hope the Republican party never rises out of this rut. The mask is off. No need to put it back on again.
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  567. Talking shit about the biggest village idiot in America? Heresy!
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  568. What was normal before Trump was still shit.
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  569. I wish all the fascists would just have their own patch of land while we non-fascists have our own patch of land, and then we can flourish uninhibited can watch the fascists realize their miserable system sucks and is unsustainable
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  570. But he said he would LOVE to show us his perfect tax returns, once the audits were finished!
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  571. This is not happening under democratic leadership or republican leadership, this happening specifically under Trump leadership, and he wants to act like he is the leader to solve it when it's happening under HIM!
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  572. Ah yes, "the ratings".
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  573. I thought 27 was the average IQ of her district
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  574. When Trump takes his cyanide in his bunker, all these morons are gonna take it alongside him. And good riddance.
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  575. This is why the rest of the Republicans don't speak out, and why we must be extremely encouraging and supportive of those who do. This is a huge decision to make that gets them ostracized from all their peers. They should be rewarded for doing the right thing, not punished...
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  576. It's just getting incestuous with the attorneys at this point. No diversity of attorneys willing to associate with them anymore.
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  577. What heroes
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  578. Laughable
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  579. Pretty sure other American politicians have gotten banned before too
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  580. Iowa owes us all
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  581. I guess this puts into doubt at least a little bit whether Jeffrey Epstein was moved to Israel. Surely he would have let Ghislaine know, right? Or maybe he couldn't...
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  582.  @kristinbagani2811  Hopefully the stress of his ego getting totally trounced on is making his fuse short faster
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  583. I was glad not to see Mitch's dumb face for a while, now the streak ended... Damn...
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  584. Look at those 1950s ass bitches in the thumbnail
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  585. And to do that, he's gotta use more corruption!
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  586. Talking out both sides his mouth once again
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  587. Well America in general is at its most partisan right now. I was looking at news from the 90s and was amazed how different (more professional) it sounded back then.
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  588. Lol nice
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  589.  @kazetoame  It was Flavor Aid
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  590. America: we appoint rapists as our paragon of moral leadership!
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  591.  @meauxgendron3682  So scared
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  592. This really is... as dumb as it gets.
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  593. More time for him to actually do presidential policy making and not performative bullshit like Trump
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  594. The fact that Alex Jones decided this means that the financial records being revealed would have been even MORE incriminating, possibly uncovering way worse stuff than this
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  595. Blanketgate
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  596. Love it
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  597. His brain is so big, it's leaking out of his ears
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  598. Both Trump AND his supporters have a brain disease
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  599. Don't work for Trump as a woman (even a hideous one like Sarah Sanders), he will prostitute you to foreign dictators
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  600. Comment of the year
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  601. Isn't 1932 around the time Republicans got their asses reamed by social Democrat FDR because they had no fucking ideas whatsoever on how to solve the Great Depression? Like that time, we might have a left streak of presidents for the foreseeable future, since the Republican party is in shambles hitching their wagons to a fascist.
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  602. 3:35 Wait, is Trump supposed to shut the HELL up, or shut the FUCK up? I'm confused.
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  603. When even Ted Cruz has to admit the conservatives are doing something idiotic, you know shit is bad
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