Youtube activity of "Turtle Anton" (@turtleanton6539) on "The Onion" channel.
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Turtle Anton
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"'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda"
"'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate"
"'The Onion' Has Obtained Hundreds Of Classified Documents From The Trump White House"
"9/11 Truther Questions Why There Were Two Huge Bullseyes Painted On Side Of Twin Towers"
"A Fun Recipe With Jackfruit You Should Learn To Avoid Looking Like A Knuckle-Dragging Dirt Person"
"A Tale Of Two Singers - America's Best - Ep. 8"
"Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet"
"Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful 'Decoy Muslims'"
"All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash"
"America Is More Religious Than Other Countries Due To Its Proximity To The Gates Of Hell"
"America's Best Scatter? - America's Best - Ep. 5"
"America's Sexiest Hula Hooper? - America's Best - Ep. 3"
"America's Spookiest Ghost Costumes - America's Best - Ep. 2"
"America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting On You?"
"American Dream Declared Dead As Final Believer Gives Up"
"Apple Unveils Much-Anticipated iPhone 4SE"
"Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?"
"Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?"
"Area Man Unsure If He's Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied"
"Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman"
"Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine"
"Back Of Library Smells Like Weed"
"Bored Scientists Now Just Sticking Random Things Into Large Hadron Collider"
"Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python"
"Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized"
"Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere"
"Breaking Story So New Reporter Literally Has No Information"
"CEO’s Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates"
"Captain Actual America Overweight, Hopelessly In Debt"
"Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation"
"Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother"
"Congressman Makes Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair"
"Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything | Onion Now: Focus"
"Conservatives: Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays/Marriage"
"Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian"
"Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her"
"Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive"
"DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico"
"Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever"
"Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?"
"Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil"
"ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat | Onion News Network"
"Erin Bares It All - Sex House - Ep. 4"
"Ex-FDA Official Confirms Existence Of Vegetables"
"Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive"
"Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked | Onion Now: Focus"
"Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters"
"FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It's Alyson Hannigan"
"Facebook Employees Explain Struggling To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushy"
"Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine"
"Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis"
"Friends Don't Understand How Man Not Depressed"
"Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting"
"Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line"
"Get On That Pole! - Sex House - Ep. 3"
"Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad"
"Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody"
"Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power"
"Health Questions, Answers and Free Chicken Wings - Dr. Good - Ep. 9"
"Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick"
"High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job"
"Homeless Man Describes Horrors Of Sleeping During Community Theater Production Of ‘The Tempest’"
"Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities"
"Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend"
"Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart"
"How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?"
"How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day"
"How To Successfully Sue Other Moms Who Steal Your Parenting Tricks"
"How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping, Severing Your Spine"
"Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa"
"In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation"
"In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?"
"In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?"
"In The Know: Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?"
"Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap"
"Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?"
"It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton"
"Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention"
"Joe Biden Introduces Trio Of Sexy Bodyguards"
"Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile"
"Keep Your Heart Rate Up By Staring At A Bald Man Wearing Goggles - Dr. Good - Ep 11"
"Land The Perfect Job By Having Your Rich Dad Set You Up (Brought To You By Cottonelle)"
"Lawmaker's War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Road Bill Passed"
"Man Approaching Attractive Woman Fails To Notice Chelsea Handler Book Until It's Too Late"
"Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'"
"Man Keeps Memory Of Dead Teen Alive By Making Her Center Of Elaborate Political Conspiracy Theory"
"Man Lives Thanks To Heart Stolen From Dead Man"
"Man With Nice Eyes Blown"
"McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight"
"Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk"
"Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobs"
"Middle-Aged Waiter Sadly Not Involved In Any Creative Endeavor"
"Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate"
"Millions Irrationally Feared Dead In Minor Train Accident"
"NASA Simulator Preps Astronauts For Larry King Interview"
"Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'"
"Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network"
"New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time"
"New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner"
"New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations"
"Newsroom : Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations"
"Newsroom : Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft"
"Niece To Eat You! - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 6"
"Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again"
"Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's"
"Obama To Hold Performance Review With All American Workers"
"Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are"
"Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base"
"Onion Year In Review"
"Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom To Emotionally Drain Other People From Time To Time"
"Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb"
"Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures"
"Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy"
"Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish"
"Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves"
"Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner"
"Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort"
"Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation's Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer"
"Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election"
"Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans"
"Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall"
"Popular Children's Book Author Reveals The 'Spooky Truth' About Creepy Conspiracy Theories"
"Pork Marathon - Porkin' Across America - Ep 5"
"Press Secretary Spins Wife's Death As A Positive"
"Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election"
"Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs"
"Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin"
"Rep. Nelson Proposes The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill"
"Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking"
"Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor"
"Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked"
"Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe"
"Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them"
"Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses"
"Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters"
"SPONSORED: New Video Game's Second-Person Shooter Mode Features Someone Just Describing Game To You"
"Sale Of BET To White Supremacist Group Results In No Changes To Programming"
"Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100,000 Speaking Fee"
"Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday"
"Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers"
"Sex Climax - Sex House - Ep. 9"
"Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?"
"Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?"
"Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex"
"Snacks Distract Lawmakers From Horrors of War"
"Snakes In A Bag - America's Best - Ep. 4"
"Social Security Scam Robs Elderly By Convincing Them They Are Dead"
"Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now"
"Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger Industry"
"Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee"
"Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10"
"Study Finds Youths Don't Follow Office Politics"
"Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House"
"Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'"
"Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday"
"Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired"
"Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier And Earlier, Report Teen Boys"
"Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard"
"The One Percent | American Voter"
"The Onion Looks Back At 'Home Alone'"
"The Onion Looks Back At 'Texas Chain Saw Massacre'"
"The Onion Looks Back At 'The Shining'"
"The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World’"
"The Onion Reviews ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’"
"The Only Person Who Can Help Me Get A Bus To Yonkers Is You"
"The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9"
"This App Turns Your Photos into Music If You Want to Do That For Some Reason"
"Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister"
"Today Now! - Porkin' Across America - Ep. 8"
"Today Now! : Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T."
"Today Now!:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son"
"Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'"
"U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants | Onion News Network"
"U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa"
"Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6"
"Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face"
"Wake Up Call For A Bad Tooth Brusher - Dr. Good - Ep 5"
"Weird, Area Woman Wasn't Harassed Today"
"What Is The Biggest Rock? - Onion Talks - Ep. 4"
"Where Do You Rank On The Overall Mom Leaderboard?"
"White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase"
"Who's Fucking: Josh and Debra"
"Women Explain How They’d Like To Have Their Bodies Restricted Next"
"Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP"