Comments by "New Message" (@NewMessage) on "Bizarre Beasts" channel.

  1. Arming the Dillos was a mistake. They've developed full body armor now, and more is coming... * narrows eyes * ... coming for US!
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  2. "I'll be right back.. gotta go 'roll the dice' again..." -Bob the Wombat, for the 99th time today.
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  3. The fish so nice, they named it twice.
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  4. The real mystery is... Who looked at those things and thought: 'Pie. This belongs in a pie."
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  5. I've never seen a foot that better epitomized the word 'tootsies' than a Hyrax's tootsies.
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  6. When I was a kid, the teacher had us all stand up and tell the class what we wanted to be when we grew up, and after a litany of police, firemen, soldiers and sports stars, I stood up and proudly declared I wanted to be a tortoise. Over 40 years later, I still stand by that declaration.
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  7. The only thing worse than having a bunch of butts is finding out some have been stolon.
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  8. Well... October is a Hag friendly month.
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  9. No so much a Hank-Prank, as just a mini exposé on what a weirdo he can be.
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  10. Dude found his look in 15th century demonology spellbooks.
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  11. UV fluorescence, eh? Clearly, Marsupials and Monotremes evolved to rave.
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  12. "We don't have the same kind of ability to store fat..." Brave words, this soon after Thanksgiving! * pats belly *
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  13. I'll stick around for this one...
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  14. At the zoo I worked at a few years back, we had one .. and it does smell like popcorn. Housing it next to the prehensile-tailed porcupine that smells like a foetid pair of running shoes in which the socks have rotted away made for an interesting experience.
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  15. "The Frog That Swallowed Its Young" At least once a week, I consider it myself.
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  16. Some 'supplement company' is gonna be selling ground fence lizard powder any day now...
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  17. Considering how wonderful they taste, I couldn't give a rotten fig if they were full of bugs or not!
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  18. Wait.. So.. I'd be FLYING, while SWIMMING.. as a SKATE? You, lady, just made a sale.
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  19. Bettas have a labyrinthine organ to breath air, but I expect the gars are bettah at it.
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  20. Near the end of Burning Man, I feel like I've developed a third eye too.
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  21. Owls or not, I still give a hoot about 'em!
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  22. Someone's gotta make a jello mold of these guys.
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  23. Eat your heart out, Shai-Hulud!
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  24. "..and you are being hunted by robotic assassins'." Netflix.. you listening?
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  25. "OMG, hedgehogs are totally out this year. Shrew is where it's at!"
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  26. Guess I shouldn't complain that my blood made my face red due to the nip in the air on the way to get the mail this morning.
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  27. I can wiggle my ears pretty good, but flapping is sadly beyond me.
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  28. They managed to fool us all into thinking they weren't dinosaurs, too... But we're on to them now. * narrows eyes *
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  29. Well... Next time my Dad refers to lobsters as 'sea bugs', I'll have a snarky retort for him!
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  30. Furry claws... of FURY!
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  31. Who said "Y'know what this place needs? Weasels."?
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  32. But he manages to do it without telling everyone, like.. ALL the time.
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  33. Spiny mouse fashion is really on-point!
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  34. Imagine that poor guy trying to put on a sweater when he's chilly.
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  35. Who needs space aliens..? All the weird is here, if ya just look closely enough.
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  36. Why they sneakin' around so much? * narrows eyes *
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  37. In fairness to the scientists who discovered this, you can't properly attempt to create psychedelic patterns on a chameleon without playing a bit of Pink Floyd, a setting up a blacklight poster behind it.
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  38. Literally my favorite mammal.
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  39. Best fish vid you'll see today, hands down.
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  40. Bet that bird does an amazing Nixon impression.
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  41. Like the time invasive earthworms vindicated all those early birds.
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  42. But if they finally get together to take us down, man... We're in trouble!
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  43. Looks pretty crabby to me... In fact, they look downright disgruntled!
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  44. Oh, that reminds me.. That new Avatar movie's opening soon.
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  45. * frowns at his lunch for a moment *
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  46. Mine are too well padded to do that. Ironically, from eating too many BBQ ribs.
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  47. Luckily, they taste the same, and that may come in handy for us if things get much worse on this planet.
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  48. Let's just say I'm NOT on the side of the yachts.
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  49. There's a tree boa from South America that come in the same kind of color swatches... Corallus hortulana. Mean as heck, but my fave snake for display by far.
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  50. Man, life isn't hard enough the firs time 'round?
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