Comments by "New Message" (@NewMessage) on "Nature on PBS" channel.

  1. It's how the Earth do.
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  2. It is impossible to be sad while watching ferrets play.
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  3. Gettin' down to buzzness.
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  4. I was certain we were gonna see Sir David Attenborough fistfight a bigfoot for a second there. Old 'fisty-cuffs' style, too!
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  5. 2:22 "But Mom is not impressed." This is the stuff memes are made of.
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  6. Trying to find your kids at the park be like...
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  7. How is "Koala Battle" not a game app?
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  8. My kid, on a family trip to Newfoundland, found out the hard way that puffins shed their colorful beak covers when they aren't needed anymore. When one shook its head and half the beak flung straight at her, she first thought it threw up on her, then realized it's beak came off... and threw up herself.
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  9. "It's ok... it's just a hawk... Thought it was a Jehovah's Witness for a sec.. s'all good now."
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  10. One day, we'll see footage of a swarm of them strippign a cow to bones in seconds, I'm sure of it... they look like they're just biding their time.
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  11. "Pass me the 3/8th's wrench. I said the 3/8th's! You're dead weight, Steve!" -Dave the macaque.
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  12. They not only look like some sort of pokemon, but have a 'vortex attack'? * narrows eyes *
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  13. And just like the other Paddington, he'd murder you, and everyone you love for a marmalade sandwich.
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  14. I have an irrational fear that I'll be the one who finds out that, on rare occasions, a swarm of butterflies can skeletonize a human in 30 seconds flat.
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  15. Honorary corvids.
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  16. I watched this whole video while standing on one leg.. just to show solidarity with my pink brothers.
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  17. * Insert generic Lion King comment here *
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  18. Wow.. and to think I was ashamed of my big ears as a kid.
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  19. And to think I've been drinking all this wine to GET a head rush. * HIC *
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  20. Um. All fish breathe oxygen. You mean 'air'.
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  21. It's incredibly cute.. until it grabs hold of your thumb. Take it from a zookeeper.
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  22. I haven't been swimming since I was a kid... But when I did all I saw was mud and leeches.
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  23. "Soothe yourself..." * Immediately sees a shark, NOT SOOTHED! *
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  24. Do the sucker fish really have to hang around the groin, though? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚
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  25. If I could fling my tail around like that, I wouldn't need to do Yoga!
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  26. Ahhhh.. memories of my spring break is Whistler....
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  27. She wants a man with slowwwww hand...
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  28. When they finally develop pogo stick technology... we're all doomed.
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  29. Well... now I want sausages.
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  30. Is it mourning, or gloating? "Call my ass fat, will ya? Who's fat now, Gladys? Who's fat now!?!?!"
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  31. One well placed comma would have turned that title into an insult.
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  32. Humans really are garbage.
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  33. Finnish him....
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  34. The rhizome zone is an awkward place to be, eh?
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  35. Oh, that reminds me! My hard boiled eggs must be done!
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  36. Awwww... I wish I had glowing poop.
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  37. Snake Xing? Surely that's a snake Sing.
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  38. My aunt eloped too.
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  39. Ā @IndomitableTĀ  Unfortunately, that sounds like too little ability to recognize an obvious joke.
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  40. Well.. plover parents teach their kids to fly into crocodile mouths so... Skimmers aren't doin' so bad.
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  41. Ā @kerryn6714Ā  I've been around.. but sometimes ya gotta dig for me šŸ˜‰
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