Comments by "look and listen" (@lookandlisten5740) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. It must be like looking in a mirror for Boris.... Except ginger and with more wrinkles
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  2.  @banginghats2  - you had windows !... Blimey we just had a hole in the wall....and we were bloody grateful for that
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  3. Sorry, got to correct you.... UNDER the first train.
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  4. Putin.." oh my god, what have I done.. I never realised this would have such a profound effect on Harry and Meghan.. I'm so, so sorry.. please forgive me "
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  5. Ah well.. she's an essential worker, how on earth are those patients who have probably been in the country an incredibly short period of time expected to get all the medical benefits of the National Health Service that we "Nationals" pay for...there was 500,000 came last year alone !
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  6. I think I've still got my old "Rapist" balaclava I used to wear back in the seventies...will that do ?
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  7. Exactly... don't forget he's had to do this whilst fighting racism as well
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  8. Good to see Brian back on his feet... obviously been away shooting the new series of "SAS Who Dares Wins.
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  9. " PARTY OVER HERE"... Boris gate crashing a war... "Phwaw, I hear this is where it's all happening, brought £100m of Château la fête and some sausage rolls.. now get the Karaoke cranked up DJ BJ is on the mic"
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  10.  @mattybbg6850  - yeah I can imagine the two of them taking the " insulate Britain " method of stopping the tanks by glueing their faces to the road... perhaps get Oprah to join in as a speed hump.
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  11. Verbal mogadon...he can talk a glass eye to sleep
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  12.  @jamesportrais3946  - what a wonderful quote... Which Shakespeare play is that from ?
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  13. And i bet that's a candle made from earwax collected during the summer... Thatchers Britain, eh !
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  14. Thank you for everything you do on our behalf.. It gives me such a warm feeling inside that you care so much...After all we're all in this together.
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  15. Oh Yarh... Daddy is taking me ,Tabitha, Hermione and Davinia down in the Range Rover because of the Bolsheviks..that's what he calls those ghastly rail strikers... he's also secured us an absolutely fab chalet with kitchen, hot tub and individual ensuite facilities.. I know it means slumming it for 3 days but .. it is Glasters after all...chow.
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  16. I blame the introduction of North Sea gas and deciminalisation
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  17. I think you're being a bit unfair on Keith, Kevin, Kelvin...ermm what's his name again. ?
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  18. Well done Harry...been waiting to hear how speechless you are.
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  19.  @chrisneedham5803  - I ordered over the internet ( to reduce my carbon footprint) the hemp cycling helmet with BLM logo for when I attend my next Demo.
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  20. Stumper ( the plumper) obviously put on a white t shirt ( last time worn when he went to see Erasure in 1997) so as not to upset the potential Scottish voters.. but where was Nish Kumar.. surely a blatant lack of diversity !!
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  21. Well, I just hope the Govt makes sure the Asylum seekers coming over from France are kept safe and warm this winter...that's got to be the main priority.
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  22. Good job the Taliban haven't got a navy.... Otherwise we're buggered.... Get that channel tunnel bricked up just in case.
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  23. At least Paper clips are useful
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  24. Twat Valley has been in total lockdown since the Foot and Mouth outbreak in 2007.
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  25. Joe Biden - I've been advised to take a question via satellite from the UK from Keith Kuntabout.
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  26. " UP THE SHITTERS ! "
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  27. I don't think it's the original Labour... it's a tribute act isn't it..bit like the bootleg Beatles.
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  28. Obviously you forgot to cancel the direct debit to Live Aid.
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  29. Sorry, I only listen to 20 yr olds with neck tattoos telling me how they've made a fortune investing in bitsharestocks during the adverts on YT... They're the real experts.
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  30. Get out there lads and nick a Vicar. Yes Sarge.
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  31. Just been announced the army has just placed an order for white flags to equip the newly formed Royal Pacifist Regiment.
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  32. ...and so rests the case for the defence your Honour.
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  33.  @rossegan7244  - Bond you must always realise.. "Dr No means No"
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  34. Good job Cpt Mainwaring isn't alive to see this.. The Walmington- on- Sea home guard would have seen off these freeloading Johnny foreigner types.
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  35. What we need ASAP is a Police TikTok dance video to denounce fascism. To regain the public's trust.
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  36. I think you're being a bit unfair on Jacinda. Just think how many female helicopter pilots the Taliban can train with that 3m.
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  37. Saw him on the Lorraine Kelly show ( I know.. i should have know better). He was running on a tread mill looking like Pat Butcher with a pair of plastic t*ts under his tracksuit... Lorraine referred to him with his preferred pronouns... obviously 🤪
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  38. Never been the same since they closed the rail link
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  39. The show died when Frankie Boyle left...which was ironically when Frankie died...Only comedian that was left on MTW was Milton Jones.
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  40. It was never like this in the old days when aspiring female chefs just wanted their doughnuts to look like Fanny's ...yes Fanny Craddock wouldn't have stood for Greggs double entendres..😲
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  41. I think you've answered your own question.. the BBC obviously think we can't get enough of Nish Kumar !
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  42. Doctors..pfft. It's 2020 and they act as if elasticated waistbands don't exist. My ancestors ( and I'm ashamed to say they were White) didn't have the luxury of "comfort eating" like we do today. And all this the same week Turkey Twizzlers have gone back on sale... You just couldn't make it up !
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  43. Starmer always likes to put on a good spread for Ali... 😮ooh
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  44.  @tonyalways7174  - they wanted to build one 40 miles from our village in the Cotswolds. Well of course there was an outcry, and thankfully the Parish Committee ( which I'm the Chairman of) declined planning permission on the basis that it could incite social unrest amongst the East European farm workers who are far better off buying their supplies from my Organic Farm shop.
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  45. The last thing a foreign student tucking into their Halal vegetarian salad after a mornings lecture in African Islamic Marxist ethnocultural gender diversity Studies is to have to endure the patronising white privileged stare of the Queen of England !
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  46. BBC.. doing their best to address the problem with black presenters of course.
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  47. Which one was Sweden ?..they all look the same to me
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  48. Excessive kneeling has caused weak knees that's why they're falling over.
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  49. I know someone that work's in skill retaining...and he told me a few months back that he's seeing quite a few police officers who are totally disillusioned and want to leave...I reckon he's going to be seeing quite a few more.
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  50. Periods, tampons, periods, tampons... bloody men ! Oh Sandy you're so hysterically funny... I Know I am ! Anyway next question .. periods, tampons etc,etc,etc
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