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  1. Labour. £1.7m 🖕 Conservative £1m.... 🖕 REFORM... £ 9.99. 👍👍 😅😅😅
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  2. One of the unsung heroes of the Covid crisis.... Our nation salutes you 👋👋👋
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  3. The BBC embracing Diversity and Inclusivity.
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  4. But Simon you didn't mention it can also be used as a blunt stick simply by turning it around .. technically it's a multi tool. A sort of African "Swiss Army Knife"
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  5. He's 100 correct...no waffle, no BS, straight to the point.
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  6. Not just giving the islands to Mauritius but paying them for the privilege.... Obviously Lammy negotiated it, Abbott worked out the financial benefits and Keir rubber stamped it..well done
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  7. The BBC employing more people from the "Working Class"... Well those Tea trolleys won't push themselves.
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  8. Yes, Rule Britannia will be played and sung.... By the BBC LGBTQ steel band collective accompanied by the "George Floyd Memorial Choir" singing in Swahili.... I'm filling up with patriotic emotion just thinking about it.
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  9. There seems to be a lot of "accidents" like this happening in Russia lately.... Very strange 🤔
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  10. I must confess the "Black History Month" programming on the BBC has really opened my eyes....to what's on Netflix.
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  11. Watched a clip on the BBC earlier today. The reporter ( female) was speaking with a person on the Polish border, she was asking about the refugees and In the background was a group of "non white" people. The guy explained that women and children had priority ( rightly so).. the way she was "leading" the questioning was to give the impression there was a certain "reason" why they weren't being allowed through... Even in a situation like that the BBC literally HAS to push their agenda.
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  12. The Govt is talking about increasing taxes to pay for elderly welfare and causing people to complain...yet these illegal immigrants from France are costing upto £2b and then add the cost of 15k Afghans ! The Govt is totally incompetent !
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  13. I suppose a 1.4m dollar house in a gated respectable predominantly "white" middle class area is where you'd want to be ...just in case !
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  14. 6 million of those are Turkish barbers.
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  15. Can't believe it's got to the stage where we have to discuss this utter self indulgent fetishist madness.
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  16. "You're wonderful Stephen" "Oh, you're so kind Andrew..but yes i am wonderful aren't I ?"
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  17. Might be some old WW2 barrage balloons knocking about in an RAF Storage Depot they could have.
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  18. Good of Sgt Det Inspector Pisspot to take time out from his Black History Studies to do this video.
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  19. Well, things are definitely getting back to normal now the lockdown is over.
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  20. I feel sorry for him. Even the Ed Sheeran lookalike work has dried up.
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  21. 4000 complaints...how many against Humza Useless ?
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  22. If only we had a conservative government with an 80 seat majority that could sort this out.
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  23. C4 started and built his career, they new what he was like and now they listen to the allegations.. which begs the question why now ! 🤔
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  24. Manchester Police... don't blame the perpetrators....blame the messangers.
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  25. Love to see them form a human speed bump at the British Grand Prix...make it worth watching for a change.
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  26. Can't wait for the Meghan Xmas speech....oh and I've ordered Harry's book from Amazon for Xmas...along with some crayons.
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  27. If the French ( and EU) hadn't let them into the country in the first place they wouldn't have this problem
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  28. How many more Turkish barbers, car wash operatives, nail bar technicians and deliveroo drivers do we need to let in.
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  29. I like these BBC lockdown education programmes.
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  30. Sue Perkins often mistaken as a comedian.. sorry a "person of comedy"
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  31. What were all those women doing out at that time of night with all those policemen around ? ... Don't they watch the news!
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  32. Strange how Starmer complained how Brexit would make this Country poorer yet doesn't blink at giving away £9-18b to Mauritius and even more of OUR billions to these Caribbean chancers... How exactly do WE benefit from this Mr Starmer ?
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  33. As a side note.. couldn't help notice the name of that french prisoner who has just escaped courtesy of his armed gang members...and no it's not a Hindu name. !
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  34. Why can't people question or debate this untruth in a university .. what are they scared of ?
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  35. I think it's useful advice... if someone is wielding a machete on Oxford Street during a thunderstorm they're obviously going to be more at risk of being struck by lightning, and therefore by crouching down reduces that risk ...it also reduces the victims risk of being struck by the machete.... Well done Saddic, sound advice with an added bonus in reducing those knife crime statistics.
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  36. I see they've finally completed the new Twat Valley Police Headquarters.
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  37. So how did those responsible for pulling down the Colston statue in Bristol get off...when clearly it was criminal damage ?
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  38. The gas bills are gonna be bloody sky high if we're facing a nuclear winter... Jezuz it never rains but it bloody pours !
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  39. If only Max Clifford was alive to get him out of this unfortunate predicament.
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  40. 5.32 . the look says.. " I'm gonna have to polish that damn floor again !"
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  41. Just switch your Television on ...every commercial.
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  42. It all went down hill when the BBC cancelled the test card transmission....used to love watching that.
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  43. I'm watching this on my govt supplied Commodore 64 computer. Whilst mum cooks the potato from the food parcel for my dinner.
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  44. Well said Gideon. Can I suggest that this Saturday the Premier league players take the knee in support of the Talibans victory after their 20 yr struggle against US oppression.. I hear the Taliban will be taking the knee as well as the hand and heads !
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  45. I'm sure he'll master how to use that clapperboard...." The Meghan Markle Story episode 1 ,scene 1, take 39 .. sorry 40, Shit got my thumb caught again, sorry Meghan"
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  46. NURSE...Richard hasn't been taking his medication and he's on the telephone to the radio !
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  47. Dwarfs are often overlooked
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  48. Albie can't look Calvin in the face... He seems very arrogant.. and wrong !
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  49. No doubt soon to be called.... "From the River to the Sea Palestine will be Free" kindergarten
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  50. After 20 yrs... I think you might be ready for A... don't bother with B..it's overrated
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  51. Monty Python, Carry on, Dick Emery, Two Ronnies, League of Gentlemen, Little Britain etc.. little did they know they were predicting the future....🧐
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  52. For those that don't want to break the Lockdown. Keith's mate does a postal service.. Used facemask in a jiffy bag for an extra fiver.... bargain !
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  53. He's not a very naughty boy.. he's the Messiah.
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  54. Now on BBC99... "Celebrity Residential Home Carer" where a group of celebrities attend to the needs of the residents of Twat Valley Home for the terminally incontinent.
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  55. Surely there must have been some blood stains on the bus or damage.. the driver or maintenance staff at the bus depot must have seen something and would have mentioned it ..🤔
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  56. As a Green Party member he should be singing the praises of the Israelis and what they're doing in Gaza.. they've managed to reduce personal car use to zero by introducing a strict ULEZ zone policy punishable by death. They've cut down on unnecessary food packaging and therefore food wastage. Along with a large scale redevelopment project of slum clearances and population reduction by removing inefficiently insulated housing thus setting the Gaza strip on target to achieve Net Zero with the next few weeks... I think these are policies we should be adopting over here in places like Bradford, Oldham and Birmingham.
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  57. A guy I worked with ( he was a former coal miner who went to work there) said exactly the same thing. One day a worker didn't turn up for work at the diamond mine. When he asked where he was, one of them just said he had been killed in an argument... And that was that !
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  58. There was a clip of people trying to board a train out of Kiev ..or Kyiv as they've now started calling it for a some reason... I noticed a black guy at the front of the crowd trying to squeeze onto the train.. hope he made it.. not an easy job with all those women and children in the way.
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  59. Yet when they get here they want to make it just like back home.
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  60. Follow the rules....it's the only way to get that shockingly low death rate down.
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  61. Like all TV shows now it's all about diversity and box ticking. To the point where they've lost touch with what the Audience want, which is just to be entertained without the lecturing and indoctrination.
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  62. Maybe if they had a statue of Cecil Rhodes outside their building to inspire them, it might help.
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  63.  @madcyclist58  - I think he's a Quare now..yes, yes definitely a Quare.
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  64. More skilled Deliveroo and car wash workers.. just what we need to get the economy back on track.
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  65. Absolutely right Johnny... The damage that old Aston Martin does pumping out toxic emissions into the climate is totally unforgivable. Why not a Tesla or electric scooter, come to think of it..are his journey's really necessary ?
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  66. Police Auction item 143- Audi Q8, low milage with slight body damage most notably bullet hole in windscreen.. starting bid £2000.
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  67. Ooh..i better get my tax return sent in... Its good to know my money isn't being squandered... 🙄
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  68. This is the sort of politician you can get behind... at any bus stop....but never get on the same bus.
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  69. Doing the rounds on the gynecology ward, first thing a doctor must do when examining a patient is check for fully descended testicles.
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  70. Obviously the police thought these Gollywogs might kick off ... luckily they weren't armed with banjo's.
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  71. Great work by all at Twat Valley Police over the weekend...and can i just apologise for Suella Bravermans absolutely disgusting comments towards you and your colleagues.. the photos of Police officers joining in the fun and taking time out to be photographed with a young Palestinian peacemaker of the future is heart warming to see... luckily Braverman won't be troubling you in the near future since shes just been sacked....🏳️‍🌈 ♥️ 🇵🇸
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  72. " Views that are shocking and offensive to others "... Surely this could apply to those of the Judge !
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  73. A levels are elitist. They should be abolished in favour of "Appreciation Certificates" where students can appreciate something, ie Maths..but not have be good at it.
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  74. " you know what's happened to insulin, right.. through the roof" No Mr President that's INSULATION...this is INSULIN
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  75. Exactly... We can't begin to understand what he's going through out there in Qatar having to watch the football whilst staying at a 5* hotel courtesy of the BBC licence payer.... Stay strong Gary and keep up the good work ...those 3000 stadium workers didn't die in vain as long as you're out. there.
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  76. So when they start going on about reparations for the slave trade should we just point to Bridgerton etc and say "What slave trade..it never existed "
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  77. And that was a message from the new Govt health advisor.
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  78. Another case for Dixon of Dock Green to sort out.. " evening all, i received a call from a gentleman by the name of India Willyboy who had the misfortune to be misgendered by a certain Lady called JK Rowling, an author of some renown... Now in the old days i would have arrested the individual for wasting police time and given him a good hiding down the station before sending him on his way. Unfortunately nowadays we can't do that down at Dock Green and we have to treat people with a mental illness such as Mr Willyboy in a more sympathetic manner, changing times unfortunately Ladies and Gentlemen.. goodnight all"
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  79. Surely the person making the allegation should have forwarded the tweet to the police so they could check if an offence had been committed before putting this woman through all this turmoil... Even George Orwell couldn't have imagined the thought police would be investigating such "Non Crimes" as this !!
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  80. J P- "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?" Receptionist - can you please sit down Ms Philips or we will have to refuse you treatment, there are other people before you. JP- " F*** THEM.. I WANT TO BE SEEN NOW"
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  81. But Simon most of the newly created jobs are for highly skilled " essential workers" such as deliveroo drivers, nail technicians, car wash operatives and barbers... Where the ability to not speak English is a necessity.
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  82. Looks like SAGE is stuffing the Xmas turkeys again....gobble, gobble, gobble
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  83. Spoilt second series of Wolf Hall... Don't recall there being a huge influx of black immigrants during Henry viii's rule.
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  84. University Challenge has appointed a black question writer to write questions from a black perspective ( yes really). So I can't wait for the team from the Free Black University ( with their George Floyd mascots of course) to appear next year.. .So let's meet the team " Ah iz Jamal inah, reading burning down shit in tha"
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  85. John Lewis missed a golden opportunity, they should have got her to play the alien in their advert.. she could have got the traditional Xmas message across about buying loads of unnecessary shite made in China whilst saving the planet by recycling the packaging.
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  86. Break out the Buckfast, Tuck into your deep-fried mars bars. Shoot up another hit of scag. Scotland is ours !!!.
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  87. Next to the BLM and Rainbow flags...on top of the newly renamed centre for Gay Islamic and Black history awareness studies, "The George Floyd Building" by Head of faculties Prof Gideon Micropenis.
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  88. Remember an event like this is rare in this country... a taxi with a w***e driver.
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  89. Maybe if they had fought for their own country instead of running away from the Taliban, they wouldn't have had to worry about mixing with non Afghans.
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  90. The Vicar was apparently asked by the YBS in a questionnaire. The sort Companies like customers to "respond to" so they can judge their customer satisfaction....If it had been Mr Abdul Akbar not happy about all the Pride stuff, I have a feeling they wouldn't have been so quick to close his account... 🤔
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  91. I couldn't possibly comment on this video..in fact i have never ever seen this video or even know who this person is.. 🙈🙉🙊
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  92. Simon, we desperately need carwash operatives, nailbar technicians, Turkish barbers ( who especially aren't from turkey) and of course deliveroo drivers ...you can't expect skilled people of this calibre to have to come here through legitimate means... they understand or predicament and are prepared to leave behind their wives, children and parents to fight the civil war that rages through their country to help us..
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  93. Next weeks episode "The Cosmic Cottagers" where the Dr turn the tardis into a space cottage for the intergalactic LGBTQ+ community..
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  94. Wait till they've had a few brown ales at the Wake and the fists and sausage rolls start flying.... 🤕
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  95. There is a genuine feeling amongst the public ( myself included) that by intervening you could be liable for the consequences. And it will be interested to see what happens regarding this case. There always seems to be conflicting messages from the police, at times they criticise the public for not doing anything but when they do.... Well this happens !
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  96. Keefs motto.." why waste words when a burning wheelie bin jammed in a hotel window can say so much more"
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  97. Can someone please explain to the President the difference between Sarcastic and Idiotic.
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  98. Womens Day event...and they invited him !! 🧐
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  99. Two years of paying billions to people to do nothing to achieve nothing...and the person responsible is now the PM ! You have summed up exactly where we are...and unfortunately I don't see who or how things are going to improve.
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  100. Manchester airport
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  101. ..And make sure that Oprah Winfrey doesn't hoodwink you into an exclusive interview.
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  102. Careful..you might end up up sharing a cell with those that felt the same way during the summer
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  103. You have to give him credit..it was a stroke of genius getting rid of the pensioners heating allowance to offset his Carbon Footprint.
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  104. WELL DONE KIER... keep it up, you're doing a great job. - love Boris xxx.
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  105. Well as long as they're finished celebrating by 2.45.... pick up the kids and back home to start cooking their husbands dinner.
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  106. It will change.. it'll get even worse
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  107. What a shame...all those flights on private jets to all those exclusive venues...and a new dress for Meghan for each occasion....I just can't understand why there's so little in the kitty....🤔
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  108. Oh dear Mr Macron, looks like the French don't want to eat 🍰....vive la revolution !!
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  109. Where was the headless body. Someone must have seen it at the bus stop?
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  110. Blimey they must have been keen... Straight out on field studies !
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  111. It makes a world of difference..when the "Right" party gets in.
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  112. Can't wait for the BBC Xmas ( sorry Winterval) specials from "Mohammed & Waazi" and the "Two Raashids"
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  113. Well if she was a British Tennis player...she wouldn't have to worry about giving interviews !
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  114. If they had built it, we would have found the chicken bones from the KFCs that they built every mile along the wall.
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  115. Good.
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  116. It was the catalyst for many things...islam , immigration, housing, knife crime etc which unless you live in those areas and know first hand what it's like you're not going to fully understand.. to just dismiss them all as 'far right thugs' as Starmer did was crass. In Hartlepool an elderly man was stabbed to death on the street by an illegal immigrant because the so called asylum seeker objected to what was happening in Palestine, the local MP had complained about the numbers of A/ Seekers and effects it was having on the local community prior to it happening..but she was ignored. The White working class have been ignored and lied to ....and I'm sure come the trial the Govt and Police will have some serious questions to answer....but they'll have had enough time by then to get their excuses in sync.
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  117. All those 🇵🇸 waving immigrants have really embraced what it is to be British..and she as a jew no doubt appreciates that more than anyone.
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  118. The sooner they get it over with the sooner Netflix can get the movie made.... We know who'll be playing Zelensky ( if he's still available )... Putin, probably Patrick Stewart....or POC actor of course.
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  119. I think he's borrowed the suit from Sir Les Patterson.
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  120. Shouldn't someone tell Rishi that he's the head of the Conservative party... obviously his speech writer doesn't know he is either.
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  121. That Speech writer has just been added to the unemployment figures.
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  122. One of a pair used to guide the planes into land... apparently 🤔
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  123. Please tell me you didn't mis-gender him/her..... Maybe you should have an Albanian phrase book handy should this occur in the future... You don't want to find yourself on the short arm of the law.
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  124. I'm Stephen Fry and I fully endorse this message.
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  125. It must be like looking in a mirror for Boris.... Except ginger and with more wrinkles
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  126. The Tories will be out by July 5th.. so it's not going to happen and you know that Labour will bend over forwards to accommodate them and get their vote.
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  127.  @banginghats2  - you had windows !... Blimey we just had a hole in the wall....and we were bloody grateful for that
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  128. Hi ho, hi ho. hi ho. what's going on here then?
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  129. Sorry, got to correct you.... UNDER the first train.
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  130. Putin.." oh my god, what have I done.. I never realised this would have such a profound effect on Harry and Meghan.. I'm so, so sorry.. please forgive me "
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  131. I was watching I Claudius on BBC4 late last night.. bearing in mind this was made in 1976 it is still miles better than the absolute crap the BBC churns out nowadays under the title of drama...of course Claudius would be played by a black actor if the BBC everrl decided to remake it !
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  132. It will need subtitles.
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  133. Shouting at a police dog in a built up area is by far the more serious crime
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  134. It's amazing when you think of all those african inventors beavering away in their mud huts inventing things that would put Africa at the forefront of the developed world .... obviously they were so advanced they skipped the industrial revolution as they had their minds on higher things like developing twerking and finding the origins of the universe from reading chicken bones.
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  135. ..in a wheelchair underneath the balcony
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  136. Shouldn't that be "Re-Patrick-ation"
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  137. Blimey ...that makes "In the Navy" by the Village People sound like a war cry...
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  138. Ah well.. she's an essential worker, how on earth are those patients who have probably been in the country an incredibly short period of time expected to get all the medical benefits of the National Health Service that we "Nationals" pay for...there was 500,000 came last year alone !
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  139. Nothing will change unless you change it... Farage has been the most significant person in British politics since Thatcher. Brexit was because of him not Boris. Labour will win only because the Tories have squandered an 80 seat majority and are totally incompetent... remember Farage helped them win last time by not opposing them in strong constituencies. So yes Farage can change it because he's the only one that can.
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  140. I think I've still got my old "Rapist" balaclava I used to wear back in the seventies...will that do ?
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  141. The French couldn't care less about them...more that comes here the less of a problem for them...oh and we give them money to look the opposite way. Win win for the French.
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  142. Exactly... don't forget he's had to do this whilst fighting racism as well
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  143. Good to see Brian back on his feet... obviously been away shooting the new series of "SAS Who Dares Wins.
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  144. We're going to have a drastic shortage of Architects and engineers in the coming years if they keep this up.
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  145. ...and disappointment
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  146. " PARTY OVER HERE"... Boris gate crashing a war... "Phwaw, I hear this is where it's all happening, brought £100m of Château la fête and some sausage rolls.. now get the Karaoke cranked up DJ BJ is on the mic"
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  147.  @mattybbg6850  - yeah I can imagine the two of them taking the " insulate Britain " method of stopping the tanks by glueing their faces to the road... perhaps get Oprah to join in as a speed hump.
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  148. It's not the Greeks...it's the Gollywogs.
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  149. Verbal mogadon...he can talk a glass eye to sleep
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  150. When political leaders spend more time visiting other countries, you known there's problems at home.
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  151. With Farage they can definitely achieve breaking the Conservatives..and also get some of the red wall seats that Labour seem to think will just go back to labour... There has been upsets in European countries.. hopefully it will happen in the UK to.
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  152.  @jamesportrais3946  - what a wonderful quote... Which Shakespeare play is that from ?
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  153. And i bet that's a candle made from earwax collected during the summer... Thatchers Britain, eh !
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  154. I stopped watching it when I realised how racist it was..not once did they let any of those starving Africans have a go at telling a joke...I mean let's face it, they couldn't have been any worse than Lenny Henry at doing stand up !
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  155. Thank you for everything you do on our behalf.. It gives me such a warm feeling inside that you care so much...After all we're all in this together.
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  156. Oh Yarh... Daddy is taking me ,Tabitha, Hermione and Davinia down in the Range Rover because of the Bolsheviks..that's what he calls those ghastly rail strikers... he's also secured us an absolutely fab chalet with kitchen, hot tub and individual ensuite facilities.. I know it means slumming it for 3 days but .. it is Glasters after all...chow.
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  157. I blame the introduction of North Sea gas and deciminalisation
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  158. Call me old fashioned but I like to keep sport out of racism... I don't want it tarnished by the likes of Gary Lineker ... Spoiling my favourite pastime !
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  159. A sort of Falstaff to Seagals Henry IV ( obviously shortened to just Henry….IV would be the sequel)... Set in the early 1400s, Seagal goes undercover to take down a gang of drug dealing travelling minstrels taking control of olde England.
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  160. ​ @Cybertruck1000 - she at least showed him how to put his onesie on...or she dressed him, either way past your bedtime Cameron
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  161. When life imitates Monty Python and Viz .. Christ almighty .. you couldn't make it up
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  162. I think you're being a bit unfair on Keith, Kevin, Kelvin...ermm what's his name again. ?
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  163. How many more Turkish barbers, car wash operatives and deliveroo cyclists do we need to get this Country's economy back on it's feet.
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  164. Well done Harry...been waiting to hear how speechless you are.
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  165.  @chrisneedham5803  - I ordered over the internet ( to reduce my carbon footprint) the hemp cycling helmet with BLM logo for when I attend my next Demo.
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  166. Stumper ( the plumper) obviously put on a white t shirt ( last time worn when he went to see Erasure in 1997) so as not to upset the potential Scottish voters.. but where was Nish Kumar.. surely a blatant lack of diversity !!
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  167. Well, I just hope the Govt makes sure the Asylum seekers coming over from France are kept safe and warm this winter...that's got to be the main priority.
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  168. Good job the Taliban haven't got a navy.... Otherwise we're buggered.... Get that channel tunnel bricked up just in case.
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  169. Hope he didn't miss his plane to Pakistan...i wonder if he's got two relatives in Manchester..🤔
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  170. At least Paper clips are useful
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  171. Twat Valley has been in total lockdown since the Foot and Mouth outbreak in 2007.
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  172. Joe Biden - I've been advised to take a question via satellite from the UK from Keith Kuntabout.
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  173. For those non Muslims living in his constituency you need to get out and vote against him....if he hasn't the courtesy or worse still the ability to address you in English it shows he and Liebour don't give a sh#t about you..we all know what he and his "people" real agenda is, and they're using Labour to do it.
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  174. Oh dear.. you've just become top of Police Scotland's most wanted list
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  175. Apparently Xbox will be adding this feature to their new In Flight Simulator.
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  176. " UP THE SHITTERS ! "
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  177.  @horace9341  - mummy can I have the electric blanket on...oh and leave the light on as well..how many sleeps till we reach net zero mummy ?
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  178. It's not the Greeks.. it's the Islamists...they invented it.. GAYNESS !
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  179. This bloke is off the scale.. perfect example of when gullibility, ignorance and stupidity combine... Darren is absolutely right this will turn out to be a bigger scandal than the post office...it has to be stopped NOW..
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  180. Prince Andrew...The Bollarch of the Glen
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  181. I don't think it's the original Labour... it's a tribute act isn't it..bit like the bootleg Beatles.
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  182. Oh dear.. do you feel threatened by her "toxic femininity" , would you sooner of had Eddie Izzard ( self identified lesbian) explain it for you. Your comment sums up exactly what she's saying about mens attitude to women.
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  183. Obviously you forgot to cancel the direct debit to Live Aid.
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  184. Biology says she is.
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  185. Him and the Manchester two....longer they drag it out the more they'll hope they can get away with it.
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  186. " OI...WHAT U LOOKING AT !" Ring 999.. police please Hello how can I help ? I've been looked at. Was it a look ,a stare or a glance ? I am not sure, I didn't want to look in case he phoned the police !
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  187. "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL DANGEROUS MUSIC ..Vol 2022" Available at all "bad" record shops near you... NOW !
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  188. Sorry, I only listen to 20 yr olds with neck tattoos telling me how they've made a fortune investing in bitsharestocks during the adverts on YT... They're the real experts.
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  189. Get out there lads and nick a Vicar. Yes Sarge.
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  190. Just been announced the army has just placed an order for white flags to equip the newly formed Royal Pacifist Regiment.
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  191. ...and so rests the case for the defence your Honour.
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  192.  @rossegan7244  - Bond you must always realise.. "Dr No means No"
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  193. Well top of her " things to do" list is sort out the Palestinian issue and then Kashmir.... and obviously make sure that teacher doesn't show his face around Batley again.
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  194. I'm sorry, but this claim is clearly unhinged....
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  195. They voted for him and he made no secret of what he was going to do...As much as i despise him at least on one thing he told the truth !
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  196. Zelensky's first language was russian now Ukrainian and English. So having to put up with the tirade from Trump and his men in ill fitting suites, its understandable his frustration at having to mentally translate and answer their stupid remarks whilst under pressure should bubble over.
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  197. Good job Cpt Mainwaring isn't alive to see this.. The Walmington- on- Sea home guard would have seen off these freeloading Johnny foreigner types.
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  198. ... I'm just passing through, I didn't see or hear anything.
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  199. What we need ASAP is a Police TikTok dance video to denounce fascism. To regain the public's trust.
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  200. I think you're being a bit unfair on Jacinda. Just think how many female helicopter pilots the Taliban can train with that 3m.
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  201. Saw him on the Lorraine Kelly show ( I know.. i should have know better). He was running on a tread mill looking like Pat Butcher with a pair of plastic t*ts under his tracksuit... Lorraine referred to him with his preferred pronouns... obviously 🤪
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  202. Never been the same since they closed the rail link
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  203. The show died when Frankie Boyle left...which was ironically when Frankie died...Only comedian that was left on MTW was Milton Jones.
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  204. It was never like this in the old days when aspiring female chefs just wanted their doughnuts to look like Fanny's ...yes Fanny Craddock wouldn't have stood for Greggs double entendres..😲
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  205. I think Mr Butterworth wouldn't mind being in JC van Ds body as well.
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  206. You mean the *African" play
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  207. I think you've answered your own question.. the BBC obviously think we can't get enough of Nish Kumar !
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  208. BINGO !....just need Northern Ireland to find one and we'll have a full set...what did Enoch say again..🤔
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  209. Inciting violence... he has to go back to prison.
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  210. To quote Only Fools and Horses Albert- i was watching "out of Africa" on the tele Delboy- cor blimey, Not another bleeding documentary about AIDS !
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  211. He thought Walsall was the Capital of Poland... As in the former "Walsall Packet"
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  212. Doctors..pfft. It's 2020 and they act as if elasticated waistbands don't exist. My ancestors ( and I'm ashamed to say they were White) didn't have the luxury of "comfort eating" like we do today. And all this the same week Turkey Twizzlers have gone back on sale... You just couldn't make it up !
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  213. Charging 2p for a penny mix up...she was the real deal
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  214. Starmer always likes to put on a good spread for Ali... 😮ooh
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  215.  @tonyalways7174  - they wanted to build one 40 miles from our village in the Cotswolds. Well of course there was an outcry, and thankfully the Parish Committee ( which I'm the Chairman of) declined planning permission on the basis that it could incite social unrest amongst the East European farm workers who are far better off buying their supplies from my Organic Farm shop.
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  216. The last thing a foreign student tucking into their Halal vegetarian salad after a mornings lecture in African Islamic Marxist ethnocultural gender diversity Studies is to have to endure the patronising white privileged stare of the Queen of England !
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  217. BBC.. doing their best to address the problem with black presenters of course.
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  218. Brian clinched it in the swimwear round.
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  219. No they won't .. because that would be an admission of failure.
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  220. Ditto.. NHS, Govt depts....and the cause of it all the Universities & Education System.
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  221. Which one was Sweden ?..they all look the same to me
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  222. Madness.... luckily we've got an Indian billionaire to argue against it all on our behalf... Well until his American citizenship comes through of course.
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  223. Well he/ she claims to be the boss..they used to be known as prisoner 43876.. till they self identified as the prison guvnor.
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  224. Excessive kneeling has caused weak knees that's why they're falling over.
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  225. I know someone that work's in skill retaining...and he told me a few months back that he's seeing quite a few police officers who are totally disillusioned and want to leave...I reckon he's going to be seeing quite a few more.
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  226. The thought that someone might question the "T" issue in a university..best shut them down and kick them out rather than try and justify the unjustifiable
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  227. Elites ?.... Blinkered Middle-class guilt ridden do-gooders who can't see the wood for the trees.
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  228. No departures for the foreseeable future.
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  229. Just waiting to hear he was also wearing a MAGA cap when he was arrested
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  230. It all started with the closure of the Wheeltappers & Shunters Club.
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  231. Periods, tampons, periods, tampons... bloody men ! Oh Sandy you're so hysterically funny... I Know I am ! Anyway next question .. periods, tampons etc,etc,etc
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  232. They just need to run it past their minister for women.. Eddie Izzard to runber stamp it.
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  233. DJ.... "And now a request from an unknown admirer it's... Dancing on the ceiling by Lionel Ritchie "
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  234. Sit on your hand, wear a rubber glove, draw curly hair between your thumb and forefinger with a biro.There's lots of things you can do...so I've been told.
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  235. Can i just remind everyone..Keir Starmer ( probably the next PM) struggled with the question "do only women have a cervix "?.. it took him 2 years to answer it ( wrongly ).. his answer 99.9%..proving .even so called intelligent people can be stupid. JK Rowling, Posie Parker, Graham Linahan and others who have stood up against this madness deserve a huge apology and those responsibile ..Sacked !
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  236. Don't forget the £9bil for the Chagos islands..increased to possibly £18bil .. Who are Starmer and Labour working for, because its definitely not us.
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  237.  @chrisneedham5803  - you taking the P**s !.. we had to eat all the pigeons.. because there was nowt left to eat after the pits closed down.... Bloody Thatcher !
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  238. That's a bit unfair...some of them were also Guardian readers.
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  239. Absolutely, and now the Covid figures are down let the NHS get those TicToc Vid figures back up.
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  240. Have you not had your rainbow wheelie bin delivered yet ?
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  241. So they all fly in, chauffeur driven limousines, luxury hotels, have a slap up meal, see some culturally appropriate dancers, congratulate each other,...and then fly back home, as wee Jimmy waves them off from the tarmac hoping one day she'll have her own private jet just like them.... What a load of b*ll*x
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  242. ..They say its difficult to hear me on the phone when wearing my Gimp mask.
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  243. Something never said by those car wash, Deliveroo and Turkish ( supposedly ) barbers up and down the country.
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  244. I did until I realised how wacist the countryside was.
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  245. News items such as these elevate my psychic powers to that of the late Doris Stokes..." I don't know a name but I sense the person will be foreign and of a darker complexion"... Low and behold, surprise, surprise...right again !
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  246. I think Starmer's Voice is more like a washing machine stuck on wash cycle crossed with the coma inducing dulcet tones of James O'Brien reading a book of logarithms
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  247. "National Clap" at 8.00 this Friday.... Show your support for non murdering serving Police Officers.
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  248. Disadvantaged and under represented... that'll be White working class males then... I can't imagine the BBC has reached its quota in that respect ..ever!
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  249. I totally agree with you....oh wait a minute perhaps I shouldn't... Oh I don't know what to do for the best..." Alexa what should I do ? "
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  250. Missed opportunity for the BBC..they should have signed her up for Black awareness month. Would have loved to see her do a documentary instead of their usual expert Lenny Henry.
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  251. It was, he's set up a company with Graham Linehan and going to work in the US.
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  252. You don't think he's gonna waste his time in that sh*thole when he can make a load of money over here.. although to be fair he might do a bit of 🇵🇸 waving on a Saturday afternoon when Birmingham City aren't playing at home...to show he cares.
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  253. And he can take his flags with him 🇵🇸🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈
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  254. You are spot on....the govt needs its money to squander and all that fuel duty will have to be made up from EVs... We pay a surcharge on our utility bills to subsidise the wind turbines especially when its not windy..so yep its all a con.
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  255. The BBC has a comedy department ?.... blimey, I thought it was just some bloke who sat there and pressed the repeat button marked " Mrs Brown's Boys"
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  256. I have been watching Wolf Hall and find it ridiculous ( and annoying ) that a programme supposedly trying to be Historically accurate has a black nobleman amongst the kings cohorts...i noticed they weren't as diverse with the casting of the kings baby son...🤔
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  257. Sports Personality....Ah not like the old days, When having beer thrown over you and trying to get off with a sixteen year old was an essential requirement to getting nominated...how times have changed..sighhh
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  258. Bravo...👋👋👋👋
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  259. ...so help me Oprah.
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  260. I'll hazard a guess.. you didn't build many mud huts during your 30 yrs ?
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  261. Yo. Big up the Met massive .. respect.
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  262. What a Kunta Kinte !!
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  263. As an atheist, I'll just say Christians will turn the other cheek.... won't be to long before the cheeks are well and truly parted.... ☪️
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  264. Absolutely...the NHS is chronically short of Witchdoctors and British industry is crying out for designers of pointy sticks.
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  265.  @tonyalways7174  - Absolutely right about the price of olives. A fine Chardonnay and Brie Baguette or Brown Ale and Cheese slice sandwiche ? This is what happens when you allow people that shop at Lidl to vote...Damn you Farage !
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  266. I agree..for him it means nothing... he'll be off to the USA on his green card first opportunity he gets
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  267. Council arent so quick to clean the streets or get rid of graffiti.
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  268. " Cry God for Harry, California and Saint Oprah "
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  269. An EU army,.. Germany " we're in charge" France " no you're not..we are" Germany" no, we are" France " well.. we're not playing anymore "
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  270. I think Black people feature a lot on Simon's channel because they've been so prolific in shaping history ....🤔
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  271. Absolutely... Although I was disappointed the weekly repeat of the repeat of Mrs Browns Boys had to make way for what can only be described as the pinnacle of British entertainment... We're so lucky to have the BBC.
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  272. Shitborough Town's away strip is the first strip turned inside out... available from the club shop.. now also available official club ashtrays and dog pooperscoopers.
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  273. No doubt with a ball gag in his mouth and hanging from the door with a (48inch waist) belt... Hopefully the hamster survives and can be re homed after its dreadful experience.
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  274. Gwendolyn & Brinnifer... Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face when I saw those two... Makes the Addams family look normal 😂
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  275. No need to, just got my Mathematics degree online... £12.99 Nigerian Metropolis University... Absolute bargain.
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  276. A lot of these foreigners that come here don't have a problem staying here at "Her Majesty's Please" ...ie HMP Belmarsh.
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  277. Speaking on behalf of a fat friend..I'd like to know will the chemist accept a doctors cycling prescription or do you have to go to Halfords. PS.. the friend is 40st and been bedbound for the last 18 years.
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  278. Detective- so did the robber say anything ? Cashier- " No sudden moves or I blow your F*"" head off..now put the money in the bag" Detective - I see.. you weren't miss gendered in anyway ? Cashier - no Detective - thank god for that.
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  279. Old news...we've known ducks could speak English.. anyone old enough to remember Orville the duck and his ventriloquist dummy could have told you that !
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  280. Apparently he proposed because his boyfriend told him he's pregnant
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  281. WOW... That music really encapsulated the awesome power of this magnificent state of the art weapon.
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  282. 🇰🇼.."Queer Gun owners for Palestine "..🇰🇼
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  283. Some chairs are more equal than others
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  284. To be fair using a bow and arrow did reduce his carbon footprint... Maybe the message is getting through.
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  285. Never mind Scottish independent State..it'll be a a New Palestinian independent State once Yusless opens the floodgates to his relatives.
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  286. If he'd been pre warned, you can guarantee the question wouldn't have been asked.
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  287. "Irregular entry"....they can't even use the correct term " ILLEGAL ENTRY"... I bet he wins his appeal against deportation...and probably compensation. !
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  288. Blimey..future generations will look back and be amazed we survived Westlife !
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  289. You have just destroyed his Pride defence in one simple sentence.. Bravo
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  290. It's a common occurrence at village fetes up and down the country.. many a time an argument over the jam making competition and before you know it they're going at each other with machetes.!
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  291. Well Starmer won't be amplifying it or Sad Khan .. all part and parcel of going to a Xmas market.
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  292. Couldn't help notice the lack of black people.. just confused white men not used to the "locals" and their customs.
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  293. Bring back Liz Truss
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  294. Romesh...so unfunny he even bores his own eye to sleep. And as for Nish Kumar.. i just can't put into words my utter appreciation of his ability to make me detest someone as much as I do him.
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  295. People taking the Govts advice..... except for the insantised arsewipe Owen Jones, who takes to the streets to show how empty they are ..DUH !
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  296.  @Veyron1967  - or "Brixton" as it's pronounced in English
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  297. ..and. shuffling through the snow to the outdoor toilet.... happy days.
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  298. Ever visited a country without a passport... lied about who you are and where you've actually come from...?
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  299. Well it isn't...ask those female swimmers who had to compete against Lia Thomas. They don't get a second chance.... Especially Riley Gaines attacked by trans activists for having the audacity to say she doesn't want trans women competing against women..and in women's changing rooms.
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  300. Probably the only thing they got right in that document.. !
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  301. And they're still finding those undelivered letters and discarded rubber bands years later... It must surely bring closure to those that have lived with the angst of wondering what happened to the many Readers Digests and postal orders that went missing all those years ago... So sad.
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  302. And we can use the empty nursing homes to house them.
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  303. Especially if there's a note tied to the brick saying ' love Hamas'
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  304. I can't find a monkey anywhere, bloody panic buyers !.. you're not thinking of selling it by any chance..or pimping it out ?
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  305. Remember children to have your sticky back plastic and old washing up bottle ready for tomorrow's lesson on how to make weapons....or as they're sometimes called "Shanks"..Byee
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  306. Difficult ????
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  307. Soon to be turned into Dr Was.
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  308.  @chrisneedham5803  -. What ... you've got a telephone ! You posh B....ard
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  309. Absolutely.. chicken entrails v DNA sequencing.
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  310. 1 week = 7 pot noodles ....Sorted
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  311. Albanian Rap...is being touted as the next big thing !
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  312. Gone back to the BBC..presenting the " LGBTQ Show" on the BBC Asian network, weekdays from 3am.
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  313. Yes, but it's early in the day... he'll have watered it down by dinnertime.
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  314. I know exactly what you mean I have a degree in Applied Mathematics from the Metropolitan People's University of Nairobi.. incredibly stressful waiting for the degree, although worth it once the paypal for £15 went through.. although they missed the 'I' out of Applied it looks alright from a distance.
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  315. I blame the introduction of North Sea gas and deciminalisation
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  316. Education, education, education... Oh, and lets put faith in the "faith schools" to deliver that education.... Well done Tony... Another one to add to your achievements - unrestricted immigration war monger /liar/ criminal
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  317. This needs reporting to the Met Police... So they can charge these people for causing distress and harassment to this Hamas sympathiser just going about his anti-Semitic day to day routine.
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  318. If you could close your right eyes and read the chart for me please.... BLACKBLACK BLACKBLA CKBLA CK.
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  319. Mass shootings have happened in the US long before Columbine. The University of Texas shooting in 1966 often ( well used to be) the most significant, but even in the late 1800s/ early 1900s there had been mass shootings. Yes the person who pulls the trigger is responsible, but the fact remains the gun is the means by which to carry out their actions. I live in the UK where mass shootings are very rare, but the same Mad "man" ( as it usually is ) with a motive exists here to...but the means to carry it out thankfully don't in the way they do in the US.
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  320. 8 hrs to fully charge a car to get 250 miles ( hopeful) ...or... 5min to fully fill a Diesel car to get 500miles 🤔
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  321. How dare you compare Asda supermarket managers to Stumper..Asda shelf stacker maybe 🤔
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  322. It's an "industry" for the human rights lawyers courtesy of the tax payer...who then has to stump up for the upkeep of their "clients" once they've won their numerous appeals against deportation.
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  323. Come on be fair, there's only 1.7m people working in the NHS...I just don't know how the world's 5th largest employer copes.
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  324. Whenever he gets asked a difficult question like this his eyes glaze over and he stares into the distance like he's just been asked to explain the principles of quantum Physics
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  325. About time the govt put paid to their little racquets.
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  326. Another aspiring Architect who'll never see planning permission for a kitchen extension....😢
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  327. He's been in the job one week.. and this is what he comes up with !
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  328. 1-0 down..1 min to go and you're awarded a penalty Then the Nuclear siren goes off...Oh Buggar !
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  329. Clumsy provocation....that's what it comes down to, is it ! That guy burning "his" book outside the Turkish embassy provoked a total stranger to attack him with a knife or those pedestrians provoked someone to run them down in Munich or Austria. I'm against all religion but I've never been provoked by someone 'silently praying' to pick up a knife or run them down and even those who are religious.. it's only one religion that "provokes" that sort of reaction.
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  330. Now there's 465,000 civil servants.
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  331. Absolutely....my mother used to get an extra bottle of milk every week so I could collect the bottle tops....and this is how they repay us.... ungrateful bast**ds. !
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  332. Will this disgruntled mob be getting a fine for congregating outside the school ?...let me guess 🤔
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  333. I reckon Keef and his mates down the pub would do it free of charge
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  334. According to the Pontefract and Castleford Express- "Untill we get the full forensic report from Dr Quincy we shouldn't be jumping to any conclusions. Said lieutenant Colombo who is heading the investigation." - Arthur Gutbucket , Hollywood correspondent. P&CE.
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  335. Bring back... Micheal Foot. Yes I know he's been dead over 20 years, but at least he wore a nice duffle coat.....that's how you make you mark in politics !
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  336. £6 billion....of OUR MONEY
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  337. Absolutely right Sebastian..it's obviously a witch hunt against Martin Bashir..and we all know why ! The amount of stress this poor man of colour has had to endure whilst on "gardening leave"... Can't we just leave the man to enjoy his retirement ..with only his meagre BBC pension to get by on !
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  338. They may as well since none of their students speak English !
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  339. Off to the High street, now what do I need ! Sawn off shotgun ☑️ Swag bag ☑️ Disabled parking badge ( for getaway car) ☑️ Ermmm, oh bugger forgot my bloody mask again.
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  340. We betrayed them !! They betrayed themselves. The US was there for 20 yrs, billions spent and lives lost trying to drag that medieval Sh*thole as close to civilisation as possible. They weren't prepared to fight for their own country so leave them to the Chinese who won't try and change them, but will take everything they can dig out of the ground at a fraction of what the US and allies paid.. and make the planet a greener place into the bargain with all those lithium batteried electric vehicles they'll be flooding the west with.
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  341. Blame Boris...he sold those water cannons.
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  342. The ones that voted for him.. definitely
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  343. We had one, and it was paid off in 2006 to USA and Canada.
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  344. Oh is that Paddy McGuiness...I thought it was a test crash dummy.
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  345. Would we be on the BBC ? .... More chance of being on North Korean TV discussing free speech on the " Kim Jong-un chat" show
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  346. It is Kier Starmer....I looked him up in my " Pocket guide to identifying British Political leaders"... It says.." the Starmer is a native politician of the British Isles, found mainly in and around central London. He has rather dull plumage with little to interest the voter, very seldom seen in other parts of the UK, even though he is active all year round...not known to mate as he cannot recognise the Female of the species... Often found with the Angela Rayner, a rather "Lanky" unattractive loud bird found in Northern England which has now colonised Central London.
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  347.  @nihilistlivesmatter  - .... he's also seeking compensation.
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  348. Come on give the Police some credit.. it's not all just standing about and talking.. sometimes its getting cups of tea and making sure they're comfortable when glued to the road.
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  349. Ah..but you haven't taken into account the "new" replacements .. The Mc Mohammeds.
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  350.  @thewomble1509  - (20 + min later )..... Taking into account the stress these serving Police Officers have had to endure organising the Gay Pride celebrations whilst at the same time enforcing Covid regulations. It's understandable that they would want to indulge in an orgy of alcoholic Gay abandonment, especially as also being practicing Muslims, they were also celebrating the fact that Ramadan had just ended... I hereby find the Defendants "Not Guilty".
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  351. Simon, the Government is in a bad enough state without the Census figures being released. But one thing you can guarantee the BBC will be putting a positive spin on it when they are... We await Gary Linekers tweets with bated breath.
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  352. Come on Serena Williams has been doing it for years.
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  353. Can I suggest a darker background...you look like an overexposed Polaroid picture.
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  354. His report after wards read.. ." I popped the N a cap..boom, the beatch went down man. ..an that's it man, that's what apen init "..signed Met Police Weapons Officer PC Usala Moguno
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  355. Nail planks of wood....oh they can't..there's nothing left to nail them to.
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  356. He supports all this stuff...yet doesn't vote for it. And we all know why,.. he's scared of the reaction down the Mosque.
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  357. Maybe he's gonna ask Erdogan to send more Turkish barbers, car wash operatives, kebab spit roast loaders and deliveroo drivers for Scotland's "booming" economy
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  358. And who is going to back up these social workers and community leaders when the criminal gangs don't want to play the game ?
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  359. C4 objected to being sold off by the Government because they said the quality of their programming would suffer...!!!
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  360. I agree the BBC need to up their game...what are his green credentials ( if he identifies as he..did they bother to ask ? ) ..does he glue himself to the M25 every other weekday, and if not ..why not !... at times the BBC ride roughshod over vital issues that every TV licence avoider needs answering.
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  361. You'd think they'd move closer to the Well.. surely Water Aid could have worked that out by now..that kid must be about 30 now.. probably living in a Council house somewhere in London along with their extended family.
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  362. FOR SALE - one former leader of the Labour Party, unused and still in its original packaging. Reason for sale no longer required as purchased a Conservative leader that does same job...might be of interest to someone requiring a political leader that doesn't make a fuss.. house trained, likes to go down on one knee occasionally and goes by whatever name you want to call him.
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  363. ☪️
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  364. The Major would now like to be known as the Majorette.
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  365. " Great to hear from another satisfied customer" Miss D Elvery Hermes Customer Relations Department
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  366. "Short sharp war"...yeah right, heard that one many times before Simon. The Ukraine wouldn't be an easy touch.. they're reasonably well equipped and determined to fight, which could be tricky for Putin....remember the Fins 1939.
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  367. Just been listening to BBC R4 PM program. They featured a "significant" survey regarding Transgenderism carried out by the LGBTQ Foundation.... Unusually for the BBC they didn't seem to question the results ( 45 % fully supported trans people however they self identified and most people interviewed knew someone who was trans) ... They then interviewed a trans woman who, surprisingly totally agreed with the findings... How refreshing to hear a great example of unbiased BBC reporting !
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  368. There are clearer pictures of the Loch Ness monster...🦕
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  369.  @englishciderlover7347  - I sorry I learn ingleesh from a book... I study at Oxford university.
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  370.  @countessbathory5360  - you can indeed separate the art from the artist.. If only people would give Hitler more credit for his paintings instead of fixating on how he started WW2 and the Holocaust.... But no, just like Victoria they just jump to conclusions.
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  371. "Hard to find testicles amongst Guardian readers"…..🏆 YouTube comment of the week.
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  372. Would love to see Johnny on the Jeremy Vine Show alongside Owen and Yasmin Alibhai- Brown... To counteract Jeremy's right-wing extremist views.
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  373. Babies can't talk, really ? I've just been watching Family Guy.. now I'm confused and don't know who or what to believe .. 🙄
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  374. And it's not gonna be the Greeks either...even though they invent gayness !
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  375.  @triumphrider572  - nonsense..once the thunder storm passes he can resume his activities, it's the victim who might decide to run away that's being irresponsible.
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  376. A Degree in "Mary Mungo and Midge Studies" would serve more purpose in life achievements than the Profs pontifications.
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  377. The security staff are told not to intervene, if they do they get sacked or possibly stabbed... hardly an incentive on minimum wage
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  378. Well.... What a suprise, who would have thought it.. 😲😲 And all old Georgie ended up with was a dodgy $20 bill..🌚
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  379. I can confirm he did...as I was in the sidecar when he broke them.
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  380. It's Ian Dales show so he has to be there.
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  381. "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to".
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  382. It's not the winning that counts it's the taking part.... The women's team need to learn from the men's team. I don't think the country could live with the shame if they actually won it....best get some diversity in there just in case.
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  383. Especially if they both end up in the basket together... Which I think would be quite romantic...and it also stops you both rolling across the floor in opposite directions... Possibly ending up covered in dust behind the Tele.
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  384. I remember watching him on TV with all the teary eyed mopesters sitting in the park with their candles...the BBC reporter couldn't hand back to the studio quick enough !
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  385. Universities are an industry...get as many students ( especially overseas students, or open overseas faculties if they can't come here). Doesn't matter what the degree is in..just keep the money rolling in.
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  386. Sorry. did that read 'Memorable Monologue ', should read 'Monotonous Memory loss on Winnie Mandela's corruption, intimidation and murder threats'. Still never let the truth get in the way , eh George
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  387. When your first policy is to take the fuel allowance away from pensioners just in time for winter... Now if that doesn't send your popularity soaring i don't know what will.. 🤔
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  388. What is the SNPs goal regarding women's concerns about their rights to safe spaces...ignore 50% of the population to pander to the .02 % who want to be something they can't be ?... Sturgeon just can't stop scoring those "Own goals".
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  389. Perhaps trainee whalers could practice their harpoon skills on the dinghies?
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  390. Mizzy. OBE.. on recieving his award said " ah iz onor'd in I.. I iz propa blinged up in al fa wat a iz done fa black people in the UK..ay"
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  391. I thoroughly endorse her appointment. -. Dr Gideon Micropenis
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  392.  @vic6820  -. Left.Centre...........................Right The political spectrum
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  393. ​ @yeahokno - ah..the 95th. The regimental badge was two crossed machetes on a cannabis leaf background.
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  394. Heat pumps only really make sense on new build with solar PV. Old buildings aren't suitable unless you improve the insulating and glazing to the property which all adds to the cost.. with Parliament it would cost an absolute fortune and be a nightmare to install... probably cheaper to knock it down and rebuild from scratch...with the MPs in it.
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  395. Not so much pickle.. possibly vegetable.
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  396. The only Critical race theory that was the "truth" was from the late English Philosopher Alf Garnett.
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  397. ...you mean Johnny get well and truly sparked out by Keef.
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  398. Definitely a soft play area.
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  399. Nothing worse than trying to download the latest Taliban execution video and it freezes....Allahu Ak...oh f**k not again !
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  400. No doubt there'll be another blue plaque going up....to commemorate another none event
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  401. Now we've got "Keir's Queers".
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  402.  @lilachart6371  - just ring the buzzer...Joey Essex will pop round to change them for you.
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  403.  @stephanguitar9778  - wetherspoon peasants ? ... Well, could never accuse you of having an objectional opinion about a certain demographic.
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  404.  @monicawarner4091  - its a mystery to me.. obviously the people in charge of comedy at the BBC and C4 know something we don't...or rather they don't know something we do.. he's SHITE !
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  405. The Geneva Convention says you can shoot a cyclist if they're wearing lycra in a built up area.
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  406. They sold out long before Glastonbury.
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  407. You can't expect the BBC to cover main sporting events and pay the Gary Lineker types as well !
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  408. It always amuses, but mainly irritates me when people say "thank God" when they have survived something that was God's doing in the first place, because let's face it..God could have not let it happen in the first place !. Yes God chose you to survive cancer, survive 7/11, the Holocaust, COVID etc, etc... Yet God in his infinite wisdom chose to let all the others suffer and die.. ummm 🤔
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  409. Miss out the "o" and "ry" and you're % correct..it's exactly what he is.
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  410. The fact is someone somewhere will be offended because they want to be.., and unfortunately this stupid "non hate crime" is the perfect excuse to justify their victim mentality. The real problem is the College of Policing who even though advised by the previous govt to stop these " crimes" being investigated and recorded have deliberately ignored the advice because they know better...we are all being treated like children threatened with the "naughty step" for wrong think..
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  411.  @17losttrout  - oh, yes sir, I am called Dave...me English like you "
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  412. Just look at Pakistan and their current elections ...that's what's coming to the UK ( as well as Western Europe ) and we've got Labour and the Conservatives to thank for it.
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  413. Imagine my suprise when it was announced..🤔
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  414. What's needed is quite clear....a virtue signalling sign of solidarity for the plight of the Ukraine people .. perhaps a combined knee taking clap along.... I'll get the pots and pans.
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  415. Luckily the Vicar stepped forward to object at my wedding.
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  416. Spot on....they will lie through their teeth to get what they want... Unfortunately you can't criticise them otherwise the salmiphobia card gets played
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  417.  @cyflym11  - offering a sweetie to his wife.
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  418.  @blueanodized  well said Comrade.. but there's more to be achieved...Minus Zero..followed by Absolute Zero..... Forward Comrades Forward !
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  419. It's the feel good factor... There's nothing more satisfying than giving a third world tinpot dictatorship a £100m to eliminate starvation by spending it on Mercs and private jets.
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  420. Absolutely, should always have your top man in charge for an incident like this... Unlike that police officer with the wonky Hat, specks and caterpillar moustache who said they'd catch him..Phff
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  421.  @RichardWrightFirth  - the university must have given him my details... obviously he's looking for well educated people to help him regain his inheritance after the rebel uprising destroyed his kingdom.
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  422. Can't expect the Police to get involved in this matter..I mean it is Pride 🌈 month after all, so they've obviously got their hand full without having to deal with intimidatiion and death threats. !
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  423. Absolutely, televised on BBC 1 Wed 8.00 ( after the One Show). I'm sure it would help get the message across..and bring the country together just like the NHS crapalong.
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  424. I'd check if there were any romans called 'Rastus' in ancient Britain.. I'm not a historian but you never know !
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  425. Pity that woman's face is Pat Butcher.
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  426. Life must have been tough for his ancestors on those Tottenham sugar cane plantations.
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  427. Just been watching the Shawshank Redemption on the Tele...those inmates didn't object to being called Convicts....or even being beaten into a paraplegic state by the Prison Warder.
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  428. Yeah right... Next time he's down your caravan site.
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  429. The church Hall is now the Walmington on Sea islamic community centre and cpl Jones's butcher shop a Turkish barbers as is the Bank and Frazer's Undertakers..oh and the Tearooms
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  430. Or doesn't know how to use a knife and fork.
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  431. He's obliged to lie to non believers....but of course if you question him.. it's islamophobia.
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  432. To be fair.. that's good value for £159 per year
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  433. Brandishing a knife and attacking someone for burning a book because you're offended.... The book burning doesn't seem that stupid in comparison.
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  434. Well it looks like Gary Lineker will be due a pay rise if this blokes in charge of BBC sport.
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  435. Where did you hear that...down the mosque ?
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  436. "This is the age of the train"...as Jimmy Saville used to say.
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  437. 🐜..........
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  438. @Johnny Alucard - simple rule to tell difference... Nike trainers= athletics Nike trainers + plasma TV= crimewatch
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  439. mum- "Been out with your friends Tarquin?" Tarquin - "yeah, been down the town centre sorting out some TERFs.... Is my dinner ready yet ?" Mum - " nearly... be 5 minutes sweet heart...just setting the table now"
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  440. If the Chinese are so clever...why didn't they invent the knife and fork instead of chopsticks ? ... Sorry wrong comments thread.
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  441. @Jana A - apparently the chloroxoquine takes care of that
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  442. ..this week ...this month .. ever !
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  443. Can't wait to see Tom Hardy play George Floyd when they make the bio pic
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  444. Shouldn't you be on your sledge delivering presents instead of bleating on about Farage.. again
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  445. Overpriced pish
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  446. No more Del Boy selling hooky wigs out of a suitcase, while Rodders keeps an eye out for the ol bill...those days are long gone.
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  447. Diane Abbott....Darth Vader ..say no more
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  448. Notice how they've kept all of this secret !...never once referred to in the historical documentary "One Million Years BC" .
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  449. ...and then your local charity shop
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  450. Her son's not on day release is he ?
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  451. Equally where's the white heterosexual male comedians ?... The BBC doesn't seem to have a problem finding every other demographic for "Dead at the Apollo" ..its all Nangan Ranganwonkyeyedwhatsit or Nish Kumquat...lets face it even Lenny Henry is a comic genius compared to them two.
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  452. Labour has nothing to offer.... That's all you need to know folks.
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  453. Luckily the border force are there to carry them up the beach...to there awaiting taxis for the Dorchester hotel.
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  454. And his synthetic rubber soled shoes.. in fact everything he's wearing has had oil used in its manufacturing process.
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  455. And judging from the increasing number of officers doing their bit by committing crimes ( especially sexual offences) to achieve those targets....I think a pay rise is in order.
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  456. It also said one of them parachuted into Berlin in 1945 and assassinated Hitler. He managed to get close to Hitler by acting as a Deliveroo driver. And when Hitler came out of his bunker to collect his Vegetarian pizza he stabbed him to death... although some have suggested the real reason was because Hitler didn't leave a tip.
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  457. I don't think her husband was aware she had a rug....must have come as a shock.
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  458. Wapscallions....thwow them to the gwound.
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  459. And now you've got another one in charge with Labour now... admittedly he's not as demented.
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  460.  @tincutaboza2859  - your lizard to English translator machine is faulty.
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  461. Have you tried heroin...it's low in calories yet fills the addiction caused by chocolate.
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  462. His dad said it was a difficult birth when he was born..also his mother not being present in the delivery room didn't help.
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  463. And he leads by ex..ham..pull
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  464. perhaps Boris thinks we might have an Indian summer.
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  465. ...of getting drawings done for an extension if the police are going to "cull" them.. 🤔
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  466. If they ask, it's a pray mat... understand !
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  467.  @chrisjones2224  - oh good..I was getting a bit concerned that his non-achievement hadn't been fully recognised.
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  468. I was wondering why my deliveroo never turned up.. again!
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  469. And what exactly do you think the police would do when..sorry if they turn up in their rainbow "trans friendly" police car ?
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  470. Labours manifesto- increased taxes to help the non working class with essentials such as vapes, crack, tracky bottoms and Sky TV..and of course easing up on local planning permission for more Mosques and Turkish barber shops... can't ignore the Labour diehards don't want them forming their own party .!!
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  471. The Taliban will get here before them.
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  472. Full English, tea 2 sugars please love.
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  473. Bravo....👋👋
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  474. Yep..we used to laugh at the stuff which we are now forced to accept as normal.
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  475. Yep it's amazing the amount they can shoplift during break time.
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  476. Such a high number of elastic band injuries ... They just didn't stand a chance.
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  477. They're tied to the lamppost outside Pizza Express in Woking... He forgot he'd taken them for a walk.
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  478. They'd all be on there way here...with the blue hair dye "Queers for Palestine" lot waving their Banners at the airport "🏳️‍🌈 Palestinians Welcome here 🇰🇼"
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  479. I think Dennis spent more time in the Conservative Club bar than the attic.
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  480. Those characters appear in episode 2.. when someone is poisoned by a dodgy jar of strawberry jam at the trans women's institute annual Ramadan village festival.
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  481. "The negatives are only a small part".....well, when you put it like that, I suppose it was just one person stabbed to death.. so overall just a small part of a very positive event ..🤔
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  482. Well done.... Good to see the message is getting through. # Greta miserable happy face 😡
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  483. The delete button must be worn out on her laptop
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  484. It's amazing how Harry and Megan have disappeared from the public eye....and are just living a low key lifestyle like everyone else.
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  485. ..but will spread across the remainder of the country casting black clouds everywhere and a deep depression with no possibility of change in the foreseeable future.
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  486. Nothing worse than getting to the check out at the supermarket and not having enough cows to pay for the groceries.
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  487. Wonder when Pitiful Patel will come out of hiding and tell us what she's gonna do about it...If she does I suspect it'll be to tell us she's giving the French another load of dosh.
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  488. Option A- identify as a Muslim Option B- identify as a Woman
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  489. They're already running a museum.
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  490. Now which book shall we start with..eeny meeny miney mo catch a n..... By the toe...Ah, Robinson Crusoe and non gender specific Friday.
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  491. Harry - "Oh Meghan I absolutely love this floatation tank.. but an old Chieftain full of water isn't what I had in mind" Meghan " shut up and get in, so I can shut the hatch"
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  492. The same with the Equaliser movies... I wonder who will play the next James Bond 🤔
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  493. I reckon this one might be a pilot for Ramadan Airways.
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  494. Are there any Barbers left in Turkey ? ...it's every other shop !
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  495. I haven't checked the list yet...but if he's not on it, then they definitely don't know what they're talking about.
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  496. It's been going on since they got rid of K9 so as not to upset Muslim viewers.
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  497. Well.... Take that...😠 Putin. # not in my meme putin
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  498.  James Smith  - Owen Jones will be gutted.
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  499. You're probably right... Along with Owen Jones and the rest of the Guardian staff...Damn this Long COVID.. 🤭
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  500. Apparently he captured that Nigerian tanker single handed just before making this video. The Govt had to say it was the SBS because he doesn't want any publicity....what a top bloke !
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  501. The new Jamaican "Batty Boy Butty" range of Sandwiches ..This is not just Food, this is S&M food .
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  502. This is true... He invented it when he was a member of the Commodore 64's ....Lionel Ritchie told me that yesterday at the bus stop, when I was waiting for the No 38 bus..FACT !
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  503. King Kong was terribly hairy
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  504. Apparently his face is on the reverse of a $21 bill
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  505. 2021....let me think, weren't we discouraged or not allowed to go abroad because of something called COVID.... 🤔
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  506. ​ @ddoherty5956  - probably the only thing he's knowledgeable about
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  507. And they say the NHS needs more money ?....this is why it's a bottomless money pit. Still hopefully a few million will be saved by getting rid of this place... although they're talking of two regional centres...so maybe not !
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  508. Hi Simon, ill report back in 2121.. and see if anything has changed... You do speak Arabic don't you ?
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  509.  @michaelpeters1644  - obviously a mixed race non gender specific child Would be required in front of a "chalk" board. And instead of writing noughts and crosses maybe something more relevant.. perhaps the BLM logo could be displayed.
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  510.  @JustDaniel6764  - I'm more a char grill chicken man myself... But was pleasantly surprised by the tuna crunch baguette....also, have to admit Greggs coffee is superb.
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  511. No that was Lance Armstrong.. you're thinking of Louis X who was one of the first black kings of France and father of Malcolm X
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  512. I got my PhD in Applied Mathematics from Nairobi University..as a white person, I experienced no discrimination. My postal order was accepted and I received my certificate 2 weeks later.
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  513. Yep... probably gonna be a few Palestinians checking out trip advisor for their up and coming boat trip.
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  514. News coming from Australia.... they've shown the image of the knife man ( and yes he does !) and they're suggesting he could possibly have been "influenced" by whats going on in Palestine.. well ,well,well 🤔
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  515. Probably has a room covered in pictures of Nigel.. like when Alan Partridge met his biggest fan..😲
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  516. MetroMcdonalds Police force.
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  517. And so rests the case for the prosecution... Courtesy of the the defence lawyer ☺️
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  518. Black Lives Plaza !....more like Black Lives Palaver.
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  519. That's right...of course all their social workers and lawyers will be back from Glastors to represent them in court.
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  520. Starmer probably negotiating with the Chinese leader at the G20 to get "that" laboratory to start working on it now.
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  521.  @robertjohnston8690  - the prototype..the Abbott MK1 showed potential ( using a hamster brain which was the nearest match ) capable of basic functions and speech but for some reason unable to process simple mathematical functions or tell left from right.
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  522. Absolutely... The number of officers off work due to stress caused by getting Their Macarena dance routine wrong has never been higher.
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  523. There'll always be a need for one legged roofers.. especially if they aren't fluent in English.
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  524. If only Coca cola could start using cow farts for putting the fizz into their bottles, it would significantly reduce the worlds Co2 figure (as Perrier have been doing for years by employing highly skilled French flatulators ).... luckily this will be one of the main issues raised at the conference.
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  525. What you doing commenting on here Bond .. Britain needs you more than ever...have you got an HGV license ?
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  526. You had to mention the N word didn't you ?.... I f**'*g hate that useless streak of self righteous P*SS !!! 😤
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  527. Apparently Eddie Izzard is outstanding as Queen Victoria and Lenny Henry has been highly praised as Prince Albert.
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  528. Jailed yesterday..this released today... coincidence ?
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  529. Nothing says Xmas more than a Iceland frozen pizza.
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  530. Can I organise a "Clap" on our street as a sign of my approval, if it is ok to do so....I await the outcome of the twatter verdict.
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  531. You are wrong. Ashli Banbit was not shot climbing "through a window". She was shot trying to climb through the barricaded door to the Speakers Lobby. The guards ( last line of defence) were protecting the politicians within from the mob. Armed or unarmed she disobeyed the orders of the security staff and got shot. She should not have been there..and she was definitely not innocent.
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  532.  @PeterStone-ch9dw  - let's face it even Diane Abbott could work Starmer.. every time he answers one of those "tricky" questions like can a man be a woman ? His eyes glaze over and he looks like a toddler who's just filled their nappy..🥺
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  533. In years to come there'll be a statue of Chubby Brown outside the theatre..."Here stands Chubby Brown, a self confessed fat bastard who was persecuted for his comic beliefs ".
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  534. Loaves and fishes...beans and bog roll. It's all God's work. He's not the Messiah.. he's a messy eater.
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  535. Definitely magpies and wood pigeons.
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  536. Well... they seem to be more consistent at getting it wrong, so that's one fact they can verify.
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  537. " I AM NOT A NUMBER !" ...come in No 6
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  538. Sir Keir's hobbies are...breeding ferrets, whippet racing and organising meat raffles at his local Belgravia Working Men's Club
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  539. Yep...like one legged Australian (alleged) comedian Adam Hill off the Last Leg... They must be shocked to see how Qatar has changed since those care free days.
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  540. There was no trigger warning when Bambi's mother got shot.... After watching the film most people manage to cope without to much trauma ( unlike bambi). Although I admit the child catcher in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" has had quite a lasting effect...still today his equivalent is more likely to be driving a taxi or working in a takeaway in somewhere like Rotherham.. how times have changed !
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  541. I'm sure his papers are soft and thoroughly absorbent...oh Cited, sorry I misread that.
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  542. I think there will be a letting up on Euro7. The European car industry is being strangled by the EU net zero regulations. And the only ones benefitting are the Chinese not the European manufacturers. The situation with Russia and the US trade tariffs will hopefully make the EU realise where their priorities should be instead of the blinkered ideology they've put ahead of common sense.
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  543. Indeed.. the privet hedge will always be Earths last line of defence.
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  544. Another case for Mohammed of Dock Green
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  545. They probably would, or get their phones out and video it... And then go about there business....whereas this man could be facing a murder charge and until ( hopefully soon) the police don't take it any further he is put under huge stress and worry.... Which is a punishment he doesn't deserve.
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  546. That's not the turn of phrase I would use when when applied to them two
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  547. Black Cabs Matter. I get the feeling Mr Khan won't be hailing one, any time...ever !
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  548.  Kevin Henderson  - yep, and everyone will be reliant on the ever reliable National Grid ! Hydrogen is what we should be using.
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  549. I salute you sir for your lack of service..well I would if I could be bothered
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  550. Blimey..the churches are gonna be full this Easter..sorry Ramadan
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  551. I found the cardboard box a little dry, but quite filling... apparently it's quite high in fibre
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  552. Strictly no Izzard's allowed.
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  553.  @DavidSmith-op8ix  yep, an industry that drains the govt finances...with no benefit to the economy.... And that was robably Labours most successful policy !
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  554. Strange how Transmen never seem to appear in the top Mens lists for any achievements...🤔
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  555. Your comment is important to us... you're 75th in the queue.
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  556. I'm sure the two of them are having an affair... She's on his TV show and then suprise, suprise she's on his radio show straight after...and then the bloody "One Show" after that. does she actually ever see any patients ?
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  557. 🙈🙉🙊..... Biggest mistake the consequitive governments have made in this country ..not listening to him.
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  558. 250 in one day... encouraging ! 0 in one day... every day More like it.
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  559. Absolutely right, non of those NK soldiers will return to tell the truth, they would be to much of a liability to the regime. Their best option is to surrender at the first opportunity, if only the Ukrainians could convince them.
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  560. Labour voters arriving for July 4th...them postal votes from the Bibby Stockholm could make all the difference between a majority and a landslide for comrade Stumper.
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  561. spinning around on your arse and hopping up and down doesn't make you an athlete.
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  562. And they're marching in Iran for pea..... Oh wait, Death to America....umm
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  563. Typical Misogynistic attitude....why not an all Female remake (including trans people ).... Obviously with the Zulus winning.
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  564.  @DeathToZioWarPigs  - shouldn't you be at your Queers 🏳️‍🌈 for Palestine 🇵🇸 meeting.
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  565. Oh my god...the soap awards. Who on earth could possibly take on such a prestigious role. ...😮
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  566. Already packed her baby doll nightie for that hip replacement operation.
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  567. "..Peaking out of a burka down Dublin way"
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  568. 100% wrong.
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  569. Probably been out there training the Taliban by mistake...his excuse would be "Well they all look the bloody same, how was I to know"
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  570. Quite right....let the people shape the country the way they want it
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  571. SHOCK.. HORROR...GASP.... Thats like findind out the Popes a Catholic 😲
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  572. That chair sounds like Ack-Ack fire.
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  573. Well the RNLI will be able to help out with all those donations that have flooded in after Nigel was nasty to them.
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  574. I have just been reading about this in the News of the World.
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  575. If only Scotland had the ability to fire a nuclear missile at that meteor 1 million years BC... They'd still be alive today. # SNPsaysnotonuclearweaponsexcepttosavethedinosaurs
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  576. Frankie has definitely had his Boyle well and truly lanced.
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  577. But not for Starmer's arse.
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  578. Especially after they were thougherly vetted by the BBC....!
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  579. I wouldn't get into a spin over it as long as he doesn't go off the tracks.
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  580. I'm a bot..and so is my wife. ... vote Reform
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  581. BBC Verify Dept...a media studies graduate sitting at a laptop clicking on Wikipedia & Guardian pages whilst wearing a "Free Palestine" t shirt and occasionally gazing at their BLM, Hope Not Hate, Stonewall and Che Guevara posters for inspiration.
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  582. They tiptoe around the M or T word, mentioning the name or describing the person... It's so predictable you just know before the picture eventually gets shown.... and of course that old chestnut "had mental health issues" .
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  583. Thank god.... couldn't live with myself knowing I'd saved money on my car insurance at the expense of a Russian accented CGI creature that was oblivious to the fact it's accent could have potentially caused such offence to an indifferent television audience enjoying Ant and Dec's Takeaway... Stay safe and insured everyone.
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  584. This has got all the ingredients of a proper old stew.
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  585. More like...Oh yes Jeremy, deeper, deeper..that's it ... Arhhh!
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  586. Dark times
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  587.  @flybobbie1449  - Try Shetland ponies. You can get them in the lift no bother...also perfect for the freezer and don't take as long to defrost or microwave.
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  588. Alright.. alright, i made a mistake.. Don't Blame the Messenger..! 😗
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  589.  @nevermind824  - absolutely spot on. After Gordon Browns encounter with that "bigotted woman" . They still chose not to listen...why would they when Momentum had all the answers !
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  590.  @jane---489  - Deliveroo or Just Eat... You need a 15 yr old Toyota ( insurance/ MOT optional), proof of British Residency ( although just claim still in post) and your first language has to not be English.
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  591. ​ @raypurchase801  - I'm sure there's some adult baby somewhere who wouldn't mind having Suzy Wrong change his nappy.
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  592.  @johnsmith-zy7xg  - Blimey, In the old days you'd give it a good spanking and it would be grateful... Now you have to consult with it as to who it allows to bum it !! ... Honestly, political correctness gone mad.
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  593. BoJo was just as bad..they tell you what you want to hear then carry on with their WEF agenda.
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  594.  @triffle69  - that'll be the mushrooms !
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  595. Come on...how often does scaffolding get featured on the news... maybe an interview with the scaffolder might be useful. ( News reporter)..." when you put up the scaffolding did you foresee anything like this happening" ?
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  596. White flight... British people having to look for somewhere British to live ! Does anyone remember the 1970-80's TV documentary series "Disappearing World" about ancient societies, cultures, tribes etc dying out ? 50yrs later and it's us that's at risk 🤔
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  597. Correct and we've got that many surgeons and space scientists that can't find work they have to turn to washing cars, deliveroo drivers and even pretending to be Turkish barbers !.
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  598. Yep I had one of those leaflets warning of power cuts, a week after the prices went up....very reassuring.
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  599. You just know he's wearing sandals with socks under that desk.
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  600. And rightly so.. luckily I never served in the military, so don't have to share your shame. But to think my taxes over 20 years went towards educating girls some of whom went on to university !...well I just feel cheated by the Government.
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  601. Bernard Bresslaw looked more convincing in Carry on Doctor ... Although it may have been the nurses uniform
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  602. They chased after him in a police car..they were parked 25 m away....and they still couldn't catch him !
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  603. Well it's more a curve really...🌈
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  604. Now I think about it..I never ever thought about it that way.
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  605. Eddie Izzard won't be happy about this...that "off the shoulder" black dress and pink beret is gonna have to go back in the closet.
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  606. They can still be used Britain and France still supplying intel.
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  607.  @doriannewton8440  - but these are potentially high earners that can contribute to the economy... we're desperately short of car wash workers.
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  608. Fiction based on historical fact..if they spent so much time trying to recreate the authenticity then why spoilt it by blatantly misrepresenting the truth just to tick the diversity boxes...I didn't notice any visibly disabled characters in Wolf Hall (maybe they didn't exist back then !).. One box ☑️ covers all apparently
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  609.  @nvadqs  - hang on.. I need a pen and paper to work this out ...😳
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  610. Is that the translation from Arabic call to pray ...good of the govt to give them £117m to get well tooled up.
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  611. Unfortunately it was £27 a haircut in 1973
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  612. Definitely Brexit...shows all the signs of being caused by Brexit... can't be anything other than Brexit
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  613. As the saying goes " you don't know what you've got until it's gone"... Unfortunately we can see it going, and yet those in power do nothing to stop it ..I'm not a fervent Royalist but believe that stability instills security and for that reason hope Charles just shuts up and gets on with the job like his mother did. As for the Government and Liz Truss... It's gonna be tough...but as the saying goes " when the going gets tough the tough get going"...I bloody well hope so !
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  614. As long as she beats Izzard that's all that counts...if Labour are stupid enough to go through with HIM as the candidate, then they will loose what little credibility they have left.
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  615.  @lemsip207  - Lilly savage was a drag queen performance. And not how he would dress in real life...in fact let izzard get elected, because he needs to encounter real people who will tell him "straight" to his face what they think, unlike his show biz pals who pander to his fetish.
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  616. And if you recall he was here illegally.
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  617. Well, we're talking the Liberal party....so nobody votes for him anyway !
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  618. 2.05 " I thought long and hard about what I wanted to say"...and that's the best she could come up with !... well done Owen, how you always manage to find the most politically interesting and articulate people to talk to, never fails to amazes me.
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  619. Exemplifies everything wrong with the FA and football clubs... Hope she takes them to court and gets a huge payout.. perhaps their top earning players wage for a year..or at least Gary linikers.
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  620. Just in case you ever wondered who votes Libdem....now you know. 🤔
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  621. I think it's all been over inflated, and yes I admit they were out of alignment and unbalanced in their behaviour. But we must not run into a kwikfit solution to the problem without taken guage of the pressure they were under at the time.
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  622. It was reported on BBC newsnight.
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  623. I don't see Starmer in charge of Labour come the next election let alone winning ( not that it makes much difference who's in charge looking at the possible leader contenders). Likewise Badenoch will probably get the elbow before then, And as for Ed Davey, well he's neither use nor ornament and has as much political clout as the paddle board he pretended to fall off. And that's why Farage can become MP. Johnson won the previous election because of him, Brexit was achieved because of him. Trump was inspired by him. Look at what's happening in Europe and the swing to the right ( Italy, Netherlands , Sweden, Poland, Hungary) Le Penn and the NF in France.. and the rise of AfD in Germany...it can happen and Farage ( especially with the financial backing Reform is now receiving) can definitely do it, remember "Elections aren't won..they're lost"
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  624. Apparently they're still totally overcome by Queen Elizabeth's death and it's the only way that they can show their grief....I understand their community spokesman Gary Lineker is working closely with the Police commissioner to help both sides of the "community" come to terms with the changeover to the new Monarch, it may be a slow process said the Police commissioner who also announced a telephone helpline had been set up along with counseling for anyone that has been effected by recent events.
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  625. Or leave everything as it has always been and thus save money, time and insulting everyone's intelligence.
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  626. It's black history Day, everyday... And hopefully one of these days, we'll find some.
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  627.  @mayklcekson5511  - the lesbian would have been head of the Met by now.
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  628. "Hello and welcome to University Challenge, today it's George Floyd college Oxford verses Stormzy college Cambridge.. your starter for ten. What's the price of a Mc Donald quarter pounder with fries and milk shake to the nearest 10 pence ?
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  629. In the commons she mocked Rosie Duffield for standing up for women by saying Trans women aren't real women and shouldn't be in women's spaces.. she definitely ( as nobody should). didn't deserve the heckling or threats and abuse of the campaign, but we all know and she does although won't admit it publicly that the 🇵🇸 issue is a front for the real issue..☪️.
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  630. Write to your MP..? They're not going to do anything especially if their party control that council. And Liebour definitely aren't going to listen .. because they don't have to.
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  631. ..well Diane Abbott has been getting away with it for years.
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  632. Brilliant.... Just fax your order into KFC
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  633. It's not a trivial matter..its happend on three occasions to Farage that I'm aware of ( poss more). And just as with other politicians or those who are prepared to be outspoken such as Kellie J Keen (aka Posie Parker) who has had soup thrown at her on a number of occasions ( most recently a couple of month back) by trans activists, it is a physical attack and it can be frightening ..any of those that have been the victim of an acid attack know what the potential consequences are.
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  634.  @terryreknaw6152  - Sir Les would sort the BBC out... Just like he did the Australian Cheese Board.
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  635. A transman would be very popular in a men's prison... especially if they hadn't had reassignment surgery.
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  636. That's unfair .... This is a man with a purpose, he just doesn't realise it's a dolphin.
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  637. How come you know so much about GBN !.. can't you afford the Guardian.
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  638. The Muslim men armed with knives, and baseball bats told by a police officer (also Muslim ) to lay down their weapons and go home ..will they be charged ?
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  639. It's not bunkum, it's perfect sense. If we're heading towards electric cars the demand for additional power stations and an increased supply grid is going to achieve one thing..increased profits for the Electricity suppliers and increased bills for the consumer. The circle has to be broken and the only way is to get people off grid or at least reduce their reliance on the grid.
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  640.  @Fedorevsky  - the mother probably wouldn't be able to recognise him in a line up.
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  641.  @justinbieberlake5635  -. Not that clever... they forgot to invent the trowel.
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  642.  @justinbieberlake5635  - oh, and it's not water.. it's cows piss, remember they've got to walk 7 mile to the nearest well !
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  643. Don't listen to him Owen.
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  644. The Government should have had a mock Corona Virus before the main Corona Virus and all this could have been avoided....hang on, mock Corona Virus !
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  645. Yep. No one does more to increase the conservative vote than Owen.
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  646. Thank you LBC for getting these "experts" on to reassure the public... clearly we don't need an enquiry after listening to them. But if we do, I'm sure Starmer will make sure these two are heading it.
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  647. They need to let a couple of vowels in there A- Asexual, U- Undecided, then you could have LUGBAT
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  648. Well said Brian....Could I also suggest possibly gutting a dead horse, cow or homeless person and sleeping in the carcass..as demonstrated by Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie The Revenant.
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  649. Ah... So that must be the gender fluid we keep hearing about that you have to tip toe through...🤔
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  650. Has BBC Verify ( AKA Gary Lineker) verified it ?
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  651. Where is this mansion of theirs..Compton ?
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  652. Uncle Ben has done alright for himself since he was released from Shawshank.
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  653. That's a pity.. no more nipping in for a pre- prayer Pint and a packet of pork scratchings.
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  654. Aways gonna need teeth...mind you, not as much as we need EthnoMarxistGenderSociologists
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  655. All those uncashed George Soros cheques .. it's just not fair 😭
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  656. Luckily for me my next door neighbour has a fridge ( Electrolux fridge/freezer actually) and a 1996 Vauxhall Astra up on bricks rusting in his front garden. So I can just sit and enjoy the experience for free out the living room window...whilst his Pitbull chained to the Astra serenades me to sleep into the early hours.
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  657.  @l.o.k.732  - well obviously not, I suggest you get someone to explain to you the difference between assumption and presumption.
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  658. Turkey purchased the russian S 400 missile system a few yrs back. Thats why they weren't allowed the F35 fighter plane by the US...and shouldn't be allowed the Eurofighter either, unless maybe an older less advanced version. Turkey can't be fully trusted...fact.
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  659. It's throughout TV and radio, especially Advertising...Have you ever been influenced to buy a product just because the person in the advert is Black ?
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  660.  @LC_from_MO  - this needs to be debated at our next EthnoMarxistGenderSociology Studies lecture.
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  661.  @billybutlin7857  - if you have been effected by any of the issues raised in my comment, please ring the BBC helpline number. Where one of our trained counsellors will patronise you...and now on BBC1 the best of the Lenny Henry Show.
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  662. Wouldn't want to face a nuclear winter without my booster.
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  663.  @mrmagneto554  - everyone is under suspicion until the reason can be justified for their action.. unfortunately the layperson isn't a lawyer and we've seen incidents like this where intervening could be more trouble than its worth.. but when time is of the essence to stop a potential murderer by being a potential murderer..one things certain unless you've been put in that position you'll never know...and it's a brave man that does.
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  664. According to the Defence journal UK website, the UK govt has spent £1billion on drones over the last fives years to monitor migrants crossing the channel.... So just let that sink in..£1 bill just to see them coming....not to stop them getting here !!!
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  665. The way things are going that will be rectified....hope the banks have to pay compensation.
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  666. Even James O'Brien and "Oh no" it's Owen Jones struggle to to put a positive spin on Labours 'honeymoon period '
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  667. They know exactly who owns NUFC....but money talks and the FA will do FA about the Saudi owners.
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  668. Labour campaigner " so, we'll put him down as undecided"
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  669. And somehow your Granny always managed to find $20 dollars to pay him !
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  670. Don't worry...new shelf stackers are arriving in the 100's every day from France
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  671. Where there's BAME there's a claim.
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  672. Ito be honest i'm more concerned about the carbon emissions from those tyres they use.
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  673. Stewart Lee can't let himself go
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  674. Lionel Richie has had to update his song "Three Times a Lady" to .. Forty Seven types of Lady.
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  675. He chose seclusion for his own protection...as last time
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  676. There's a tariff on Mops ... made in China.
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  677. Finding Freedom !!... How me and my husband tunnelled out of Buckingham palace and crawled along a sewage pipe ( Shawshank redemption), stowing away on a ship ( Paddington Bear). And managed to build a new life in the USA away from the oppression of the Royal family ( Coming to America)... The movie writes itself !
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  678. FFS...will these failed Labour politicians ever realise they have nothing in common with the Working Man and Woman of this Country. !
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  679.  @CountArtha  - amazing isn't it... Yet they've got a minister for women... even though he ( looks like a she) can't explain what a woman is ! 🤔
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  680. Yep... definitely smokes Hamlets and drives a Jag... Has to bung a few quid every now and then down the lodge to make sure they look the other way and he gets plenty of notice prior to stock taking..if ya know wat a mean
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  681. ​ @malicant123 - probably got into an altercation over architecture ...you know how strongly young black men feel about it.
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  682. Shapiro is American !
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  683. Unfortunately the Ukraine is the only manufacturer of "No Smoking" signs in Russian. This has caused no end of H&S problems for the Russian gas industry.
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  684. Pedo sniffer dogs... have been banned in Rotherham, Rochdale, Huddersfield etc by the local councils... apparently !!!
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  685. Wonder if the Queers 🏳️‍🌈 will still be for Palestine 🇵🇸 when they take over...and I'm thinking Brighton Pride will be a little "less" inclusive.
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  686. With Stormzy accompanied by the BBC Steel drum band... 🎵"Big up Britannia Bro, coz Britany she rule da waves and dat..an she ain gonna be no slave coz she my beetch ya earin me in da house" 🎵
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  687. Apparently Adidas are bringing out a new range of wider gusseted women's sportswear entitled "Dadidus" Womens Sports.
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  688. I agree, but let's face it Hiroshima has been over developed over the years and lost a lot of it's unique character..🤔
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  689.  @parikoaladashvili4870  - You are taking a risk to further your career ? What Risk.. you are putting financial self interest above loyalty to your Country and fellow Ukrainians who are RISKING and losing their lives fighting for YOUR Freedom to live in Ireland. And by the way you should thank me ( and that caller) for helping to supply your Country with weapons from our ever increasing UK tax bills.
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  690. At last an opportunity to announce that little bit of trivia To the world.
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  691. It's all those trans women not taking precautions and getting up the duff !
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  692. At least they can forget gluing their face to the M25 for the next couple of month... As it'll be glued to their cellmates pillow.
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  693.  @leenolan1469 - life "IS" all about biology... Without biology there's no life.... Trans women don't have that other X chromosome. Therefore they are not, never have been and never will be a Woman.... To deny that fact is to deny 50% of the human population the dignity of what it is to be a woman for the sake of hurting some mans feelings.... 90% of men who identify as a woman do not undergo surgery... Lia Thomas walking around a women's changing room exposing his male genitals, ( even though the women complain ) because he's a woman is acceptable ?
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  694. Is that the one parked next to the anti- islamophobia car ?
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  695. You going to stop watching and commenting on YouTube as well..🧐
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  696. Mick Jagger is the same age as him... can you believe it !!!
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  697. This guy is superb....if there were more like him in our universities we wouldn't be churning out the "be kind" idiots we're seeing now.
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  698. But be fair .. they all have the same status within the community.. just below that of the least favourite goat.
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  699. Well.. in his favour he wasn't a racist necrophiliac.
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  700.  @jinxjenkins5143  - she paid 1.4m dollars....check the exchange rate if you want to be pedantic
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  701. "Trigger" warning.
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  702. You've commented on the wrong video.. it's James Oh 'no' Brian you need.
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  703. But does she identify as a black or a woman ?...Starmer must have had advice before making what could have been a potential hate crime..
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  704. ...and all black... especially the ginger ones
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  705. Indoctrination, indoctrination, Indoctrination.....as Tony said
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  706. Strange ...how did I not see this reported on the BBC news 🤔
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  707. Remember...make sure to use a " Bag For Life". It's not just fighting Covid..its saving the planet !!
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  708. Act like you've got Covid ! So we've got to be actors now.? " To be or not to be...that is the question, cough,cough "
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  709.  @KentPatriot  - just checked.. best before end of Feb 2002....only 20 yrs. Should be alright..what's the worst that could happen ? touch of food poisoning or vaporised by a Scud missile. 🤔
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  710. Johnny supporting the Trans community from a distance. Something we should all take on board... In fact we could all support them by being as distant as possible and not acknowledging them in anyway whatsoever.
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  711. 2 yrs 10m for attempted murder..... Meanwhile others ( of a different demographic) get the same or longer sentence for posting tweets or shouting at a police dog.
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  712. Like a toddler thats managed to use the potty ... Who's a clever boy ? I AM, I AM Thats right Donald.. you are a clever boy.
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  713. 351...if you include Nicola Sturgeon.
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  714. I think, therefore I am...... sometimes wrong.
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  715. No it doesn't happen in Birmingham...women aren't allowed out of the house for this sort of thing to happen
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  716. Putin g*y .. Rubbish ! you just have to see him riding his horse bare chested through the forest, his bronzed torso glistening in the sun, or wrestling a judo player into submission on the floor his top wide open and his exposed tanned torso glistening with sweat... definitely not.. He's all KGB..not LGB.
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  717. Somehow i don't think Ross & Norris McWhirter imagined this sort of "Record Breaker" when they set up the Guinness Book of Records..😲
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  718.  @evolassunglasses4673  - that would be something wouldn't it ?... What a wasted opportunity
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  719. .....and they'll finish their summing up with..." And lessons must be learnt"
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  720. ...and unable to tell you what a woman is !
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  721. I blame unleaded petrol.
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  722. Was your degree 2.2 or did 2 become 1. ?
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  723. Yes..I expect the Armour slows you down a bit as well.. 🤔
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  724. Nothing wrong with sharing the swimming pool ... Lots of room at the bottom they could use.
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  725. It won't be stopped because the politicians won't stop it, in fear of " I hear you're a racist now!" ( Father Ted quote). Also there have been lots of comments on this channel about what's happening in Ireland accelerating quicker than over here. And let's be realistic many will see Ireland as a stepping stone to the UK.
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  726. Your Specialist subject is...".nothing in particular "
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  727. 20 minutes ? .... You mean you switched it off and back on again !
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  728. Ben Doon and Phil McCavity writing the SNP mani.. sorry Tranifesto.
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  729. Thatchers Britain, eh...pff !
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  730. @Malcolm R Monaghan - definitely... can't stand that lanky leftist streak of piss Jon Snow...
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  731. planning the party is a bit of an exaggeration .. he's probably just going to read out the acceptance speech.
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  732. So an American, living in the UK goes to Germany because he did not like the way the UK voted regarding the UK's future in Europe, oh and he happens to be Jewish, SO F***KING WHAT.
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  733.  @remlatzargonix1329  -. " " "Grievance Studies" .... Absolutely, those statues won't pull themselves down... You need a degree to do that.
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  734. Was Harry sitting in the audience along with the other Stepford wives. ?
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  735. Like the Three Degrees.
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  736. Conference on Whiteness !.. can we start blacking up again and get the Black and White Minstral Show back on the tele and end all this nonsense once and for all.....🌚
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  737. India was ruled with less than a thousand civil servants...we're getting that many coming across the channel in a week possibly a day !
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  738. You get more for your money with straight cut than crinkle, they take up less room in the Jar.
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  739. Well..the sooner we get the Diane Abbott statue put up the better... Emmeline must be turning in her grave.
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  740. ..as in "Oi you, no... not you, him the baldy one" Me Sir, I'm Samantha and I identify as female, "Yeah whatever..how much are these biscuits ?"
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  741. Britain ruled a country the size of India with 1200 civil servants.( No computers back then)... today in Britain we have 465,000 civil servants. 🤔
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  742. Absolutely.. getting up early laying your pray mat down towards Mecca. You then put on your Xmas jumper and head down the mosque whilst the wife prepares the traditional halal Xmas dinner for when you get back...and then settle down to watch the Sheikhs speech.
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  743. 🏆.. YouTube comment of the week
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  744.  @lemsip207  - he used to call himself a cross dresser back then, now he's calling himself a woman....I remember when he went up to Scotland to campaign for Labour in a black cocktail dress, red high heels and a pink beret.. the Scottish Labour leader tried to put a brave face on it all and not look embarrassed, but you could see on his face "oh my god wtf does he look like " ... Suffice to say, he's no longer the Scottish Labour leader 😂.
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  745. ..or 7 ( gender fluid) Cadburys Cream Eggs
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  746. If you don't like GBN other channels are available...but no, you still watch it !
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  747.  @duggdog9102  - his work visa had expired, he was granted a student visa which had expired 2003 he was shot 2005.. therefore he was here illegally.... Does that clarify it for you..Duggy !
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  748. No David, you're getting mixed up with Star Wars... Remember the big dog driving the spaceship !
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  749.  @CraigB13  - whilst lecturers barricade the entrance to the staff room and nail planks of wood across the windows..before settling down for the night to mark their exam papers.
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  750. Not Aspirin though.. because the Parrots eat em all... Luckily the virus isn't as bad as my jokes.
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  751. Bravo...👋👋👋
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  752. It's obviously a waste of time explaining reality to you... And yeah the EU will welcome you with open arms...Once the Ukraine has joined first of course..oh and Turkey of course..oh and an independent Catalonia of course.
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  753. @Elias Lionheart - well, "measure for measure" I think it's all "a comedy of errors" isn't it ?... Although some might say "it's much a do about nothing". I still think as a play it's a "Richard the Third" of a production.
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  754. Time of the month..you know what it's like "Transwomans troubles"
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  755. What's all this..Thursday night is bingo night, who's that bloke ?
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  756. It's just so they don't have to pay for the meter reader..that's it, they don't save you money and yes the "underhand" tactics used to scare you into having one need to be stopped.
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  757. Just waiting for the black " Milky Bar Kid"
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  758. ​ @Adam-sd2ow  - just wait he'll be commentating for BBC sports next.
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  759. Easy mistake to make.... they're both very similar, and as much use as a chocolate fireguard.
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  760. Yep, proof that intelligence and common sense don't necessarily go hand in hand.
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  761. That teddy bear gets around..it's been spending a lot of time in Gazza recently... apparently it's one of the highest earners at the BBC just behind Huw Edwards...well you wouldn't want to be in front of Huw Edwards ! 🧐
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  762. Well I'm voting for Nish Kumar.... I don't think he gets enough TV coverage...hang on is he the one with the wonky eye ?
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  763. Britain ( and individual Countries within) was originally Catholic. The history and internal conflict within these Isles has been shaped by religious differences between Protestant and Catholic more so than anything else. It has decided who rules and how we're ruled..and how we live our lives. Luckily we now live in a predominantly secular society which benefits everyone , ironically the Religious extremists more so than anyone else ! When that "settled balance'" which has been achieved over time becomes destabilised the consequences are severe for everyone.
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  764. ​ @earlgrey691 - what we need is a supergroup..Sheeran, Capaldi, Styles and of course Paul McCartney to shake things up.
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  765. Japan's attitude is changing with N korea & China proving more of a threat. The Tempest aircraft collaboration should be extended to other types of weapons and equipment.
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  766. You should have realised when Hitler was chearing on Jessie Owens during the Berlin Olympics. ... Black shirts instead of Brown... Significant ?
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  767.  @terrencewalker8219  - it's gone way beyond what it originally was, especially within panto. The Dames are ridiculed and made fun of for the benefit of the children , not made out to be some alphabet person of courage pushing an agenda. Some of these drag queens are overtly sexual in their acts and language including exposing themselves in front of the children.... That's why sensible people question and oppose it.
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  768. What about the 3499,999 other vegans...are they offended too ?
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  769. Well Jk Rowlings said she'd do something come april 1st.. also her her new book is due out soon .."Harry Potter and the Brown Gobshite"
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  770. Cow dung and straw.... Yep, good luck with those multi storey huts.
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  771. Excuse me sweetheart..you forgot the biscuits.
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  772. "What has the BBC ever done for us" ...🧐 (courtesy of Monty python)
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  773.  @CharlesFlatBaby  - and we all know who's fault that would be !
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  774. The only reason we are "desperate for students" is because the Universities have become businesses based on turnover. The need for foreign students ( especially Chinese) is purely a need for money to keep these bloated businesses going. And it won't be long before the Chinese realise they don't need to come here once their Universities surpass ours. The madness of exporting knowledge to your competitors has destroyed our industrial sector and then just to make sure the lid was truly screwed down..allowing what's left to be bought up by them as well. I may as well say it (although it's already to late) because the politicians always do .."lessons have to be learnt".. Also there's probably been more Turkish barbers come here than Doctors since COVID...along with equally highly skilled nail bar technicians, car wash operatives and deliveroo peddlers... All essential workers for the " Thriving" British economy.
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  775. Indeed Blair lit the touch paper with his "Education, Education, Education" mantra. Getting rid of the "Elitism" by having everybody getting a degree in Golf course maintenance or Black Awareness Studies would level the playing field. Whilst the Tories making students pay for their degree possibly pushed the goalposts further up that playing field, was in my opinion fair..why should those that didn't go to university pay for the privilege of those that do. But then of course we quickly found ourselves with a shortage of skilled tradesmen ( sorry tradespeople) so we open the borders to the "one legged" roofers we were desperately short of. Unlike other EU Countries there was no cap on the numbers when free movement was introduced. And now when it's 700k per annum after the promises to reduce it to the tens of thousands the inevitable apology.. " We got it wrong...sorryyyy"
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  776. Only a matter of time..!
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  777. A man walks into a pet shop and says.." I'd like to buy a wasp please". The shop owner .. 'we don't sell wasps'. The man.. " then why have you got one in the window...well can i have a parrot instead" Shop owner.. " certainly sir, would you like it on hire purchase". Man.." no just the perch its on, thank you".
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  778. You say "Why did the Right hijack the situation" REALLY !! What you should be saying is why do the liberal left never have any answers when these events occur, which in most cases happen because of their soft liberal attitudes in the first place. But good news there's going to be an inquiry which no doubt they will drag out long enough to give everyone time to get their excuses in order and then they will come to the inevitable conclusion "Lessons must be learnt"
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  779. So does Donald
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  780. When the whole family gather around the TV and watch the Kings annual Ramadan Speech.
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  781. Joe Biden..."who's Joe Biden ?"
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  782. What's wrong with this country is the politicians and law makers take notice of him...the law abiding.. public don't
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  783. They're only sold as singles, and are quite weak. That's why they're not popular....Ann Summers carried out a consumer test with their top selling vibrator and found Incels just couldn't perform...the women said they wouldn't go anywhere near them in future.
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  784. Ofcommies
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  785. Women are entitled not to have men in women's spaces....and likewise men not have women in mens spaces.. that's the way it used to be and it worked just fine.
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  786. Yes although some of the rooms will be unavailable due to a need for sudden refurbishment.
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  787. Quite.. he gets £20k for his Public Speaking Engagements... that's the price of verbal diarrhea..
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  788. She obviously thought they were going to discuss the Barbie movie.
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  789. Maybe they were the ones taking the pictures .....Kodak Brownies of course.
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  790. The sentence did seem harsh, but Belfield did himself no favours by defending himself. Especially after asking for money for his defence which it appears paid for his trips to Las Vegas.
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  791. Surely they've got electric buggies at the golf course they could have used.
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  792. That's nothing, i have seen The Poseidon Adventure ....Blimey, how I managed to get through that, I just don't know.
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  793.  @chrisneedham5803  - question to the chairperson of the meeting.. could we have the BLM fist holding a banana... Also what time will the meeting start so we can organise the prayer meeting beforehand.
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  794. ... the reintroduction of the NHS 'Clapalong' is the only way we're gonna defeat this terrible attack on this country since the Y2K Bug...and look how devastating that was to the Country !
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  795. He's now probably living in a Hotel in Torquay courtesy of the UK taxpayer .. doing Deliveroo deliveries for McDonalds on the side.
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  796. She is far left and always has been. As for being part of a government cabinet. With her old flame Jeremy 💔 and the rest of the Trotskyites..well it's a frightening thought.
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  797. And what exactly are you going to debate. ?
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  798. Masks might disappear from Lidl...but the pyjamas, flipflops and cellulite enhancing leggings stay.
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  799. Bringing the Dr to his knees.
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  800. A long what ? ... And where do you get a long what from !
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  801. Touch of the Oxymoron about that .
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  802.  @Omega30t2RG  - I would have been there.. but my call up papers never arrived !
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  803. Marty could see the train leaving before it arrived.
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  804. Greta needs to get over there pretty sharp and sort it out.
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  805. Hard to tell. Can't be easy with all those voices in his head .... speaking at the same time !
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  806. Just like his old Eton school days
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  807. Would be nice for Diane Abbott and David Lammy to have some serious competition... instead of walking away the title every year.
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  808. "Urges" the police....no TELL THEM, you're the Government FFS...!
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  809. And this lot want to govern the country when they bumble and stutter over a simple question like this... Need Reform now.
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  810. Fixed !!!! ... Says the former judge on "Britain's got Talent"
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  811. Airbags ?.... What you driving an Austin Allegro. Airbags have been standard on cars for well over 20 years.
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  812. Raleigh Chopper with Sturmy- Archer 3 speed gear lever.
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  813. I'm sorry I didn't understand what you said...could you supply subtitles please.
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  814.  @bren70ssss94  - well now you have the time to hold that lever down. And I think that's significant, as a metaphor of our need to suppress Covid. I unfortunately sustained 3rd degree burns when my alcohol sanitised hands caught fire toasting bread over an open fire whilst trying to reduce my carbon footprint.
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  815. What a load of CRAP !
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  816. He's not a journalist just a 2nd rate Radio presenter who unfortunately turns up on TV to remind us just how bad he is.
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  817. That GMLRS is really a mobile meth lab, cooking in the middle of a war..the perfect cover.
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  818.  @dean-gm1lg  - I think they made one of these on Blue Peter out of old fairy liquid bottles and double sided sticky tape...oh, and some high explosives.
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  819. You have been found guilty of Going through a McDonald's drive thru, purchasing a hamburger and milkshake which was contained in a plastic cup, whilst in a diesel vehicle..In all my time as a High court judge, never have I been so shocked by some ones selfish actions. - Judges summing up.
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  820. He was in favour of the Salman Rushdie fatwa when he was under the spell...I suppose the royalties and money from gigging again " weakened" his stance
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  821. I'm sure Gary Lineker will be able to explain it all...also that pic of Keir Starmer and Angela Rainer taking the knee !.. they'll be trying their hardest to make sure it doesn't get shown again.
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  822. I think you need to read your comment about political opinion and judgement. Like me you don't know what was said before the media turned up. I believe Zelensky was flustered by their tirade. Especially the "stupid" not wearing a suite comment being relevant. Winston Churchill to Yasser Arafat and others wore uniforms as a sign of their defiance during war time.
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  823. Automatic fines for the Banks of £10,000 + plus reimbursement for lost earnings for each account closed and accounts have to be reinstated. Would end it immediately.
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  824. Ah, the old "pitchfork mobs" those were the days, surrounding BBC television centre with lit torches demanding Dirty Den be handed over to face justice for killing Angie Watts.
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  825.  @philhawley1219  - we recently arrived in the UK on an all inclusive boat trip from Calais, we received a warm welcome from UK customs which we were a bit concerned about as we'd thrown away our passports mid channel. But they escorted us into the harbour and before we knew it we were in our hotel room after a pleasant bus transfer, the hotel is lovely with a Halal based menu which was very thoughtful of them..we shortly will be moving into our very own 3 bedroom house..once the council evicts the old age pensioner who has lived there for the last 45 years and redecorates it. We are loving our time here and can't wait to bring the rest of our family. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ..Trip Advisor
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  826. The defendant didn't realise at the time he was speaking aloud your honour... And as a person of colour he often has "daymares" brought about by the injustices of white oppression against his ancesters which aggravates the condition. This was one such occasion, for which he has no recollection of saying such a thing... I rest my case your honour.
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  827. Probably didn't have a ticket either.
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  828. Spinal Tap has more credibility than RATM.
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  829. It's good that you're using a term that doesn't stigmatise Monkeys... They had a bad press after being blamed for the old Arse Infected Disease.
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  830. When the Police are scared of arresting the criminals in case they infringe their human rights. When promotion is based on race and sexuality, when officers take the knee, dance and drape themselves in 🌈's ...and when the police can't (be bothered to) investigate incidents because they're overworked and underpaid.... Then the law abiding stop abiding.
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  831. Now that's when women were played by real men....not your half arsed Eddie Izzard.
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  832. Remember when you would ask yourself " if only we had more Turkish barbershops or pizza delivery drivers with a limited understanding of English and no Driving licence or insurance.. and of course more engineers and doctors that wanted so desperately to help the NHS and British economy that they were prepared to bypass the bureaucracy of border control and all that passport nonsense to help us out"..do you remember asking yourself that ?...me neither 🤔
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  833. Cometh the hour cometh the man..step forward David Lammey, you're country needs you.. that's Guyana I'm referring to..!
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  834. Would the other places include Papua New Guinea , Peru or maybe Japan ?
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  835. BBC advert in the Guardian. ".Are you working class, And not necessarily Black ? Then there maybe an opportunity to join the BBC..please apply in writing ( if able to ) or go to your nearest regional BBC office and wait outside until one of our staff can bear to talk to you about the positions available"
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  836. Looking at that peterbuilt it reminds me of the US car manufacturers in the early 70s who thought the small car Japanese manufacturers were not a threat... Compared to the Scania that Peterbuilt is the sort if thing that was last seen on European roads back in the early 70s... !
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  837. But he's 19yr old who's taken 3 penalties before..... He was the obvious choice !
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  838. ... just need to do a Health & Safety assessment to make sure we adhere to the official guidelines for book burning. burning.
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  839. Luckily he didn't have his clarinet... He would have given them an earful before they chucked him out.
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  840. "I hear you're a racist now Owen"... who's saying that ? " Everyone, how should I go about being a racist... it's just that the farm takes up most of my time".. etc, © Father Ted
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  841. Apart from sharing your country with them.
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  842. Yes indeed... enough to to make anyone throw up in their mouth !
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  843.  @poppedweasel  - sorry perdickitive tetxing
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  844.  @sirrathersplendid4825  - absolutely.. Cpl Jones had dealings with these fuzzy-wuzzy types back in the Sudan. It's the only way to deal with em.
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  845. And that was the last time "taking the knee" actually achieved anything !!
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  846. Definitely had a Heat pump installed
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  847. But can the new owner guarantee we get our Tax Bills and pizza menu's delivered on time.
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  848. The real untold story of the cross dressing "Queen" of the Zulus.
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  849. The temptation to put your foot through the screen whenever he or Owen Jones comes on is difficult to resist.
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  850.  @malicant123  - oh indeed , now that is a bone of contention on the "Aspiring Black Architects" chat forum.. there's been a few trips to A&E over that one !
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  851. It would be a tragedy indeed, if those poor culture deprived refugees arrived at Dover and were denied gender identity tap dancing lessons.
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  852. 7 days !.....7 minutes more like it. .. At most !
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  853. Obviously they haven't been featuring the Dover uber-lifeboat
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  854. It's always been like that... Even if they go into parliament with the best intentions, once they find out what the " perks" are then some will take full advantage
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  855. Aye.. ta twirk or not ta twirk, dat iz de question man, weva it iz nobs on me mind or suffer a cap in de ass, fa real..ya dig
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  856. Please, please.. let the Police Officer responsible turn out to be Black ... 😳
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  857. Knock Knock. Who's there ? No it Me eer, not Hu tha....you irriot !
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  858. You're a Ukrainian in Ireland and you want to come to the UK....why ? Would your skills not be better suited back in the Ukraine considering your fellow Ukrainians are fighting a war. Or do you place financial gain above loyalty to your Country. The caller ( as is usually the case with callers in these LBC vids) is ridiculed, but nevertheless has a point. People from around the world want to come here if they get the chance legally and illegally ( helped by our incompetent Govt )...and you're one of them !
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  859. As long as you don't go over the lines that's all that matters....just make up your own words it's probably a load of squiggly crap anyway...🧐
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  860. And the tax on that coffee goes towards paying for it all.
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  861.  @mihan2d  - not if it breaks every 15 min
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  862. He's right, the Government could ( and should) stop all this madness tomorrow. And it would be a vote winner. But no, we have politicians that are to scared and weak to do anything....and ultimately to stupid.
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  863. Lawrence of Belgravia... Brilliant 👋👋👋 😂😂
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  864. ​ edwardduff4746 - resign from what ? He wasn't a member of the Govt or a Member of parliament.
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  865. What has the Gurkhas got to do with football.. especially German football ?
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  866. 🌈"s splattered across police cars and uniforms, Palestinian supporting badge on the sleeve of a officer. Not giving descriptions for a wanted suspect that we are all told to "not approach" because they are dangerous... And they wonder why we don't trust them 🤔
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  867. The closure of the traditional industries and the rise of the self employed "service" sector during 80/90s saw working class people move to the conservative party, they wanted what the middle class had..in other words ambition. Labour were left with the non working class, the activists and immigrants. Blair wisely tapped into the change. Brown shot himself in the foot blaming the bigotry of the working class, Miliband ended up with an 8ft lump of stone like something from 2001 a space idiocy...and now the new Messiah of the middle class that miss the cool britania and dodgy wars era of Blair, Sir Starmer ( blessed be the toolmakers) is going to lead us all to the promised land....where we can embrace the traditional working class values of 🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈☪️🌚. Vote Reform.
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  868. The police have released a photofit of the missing floppy disk..if anybody has seen it, please contact Twat Valley Police...only by phone, we don't have email.
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  869. When Sunak visited India he was told by the Indian PM they wanted more access for Indians to work and study in the UK. I wonder why Rishi didn't say No...🤔
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  870. All he needs is some kid on work experience to Photoshop him standing in a hi-vis jacket pointing at a wind turbine or something, as if anybody gives a toss what he's got to say !
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  871. It's like the new series of Wolf Hall... Whats the point of trying to make a drama as realistic as possible and then stick in a few box tickers. I was expecting the Queen to give birth to a black baby in last weeks episode.
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  872. If you go far right or far left you end up in the same place with the same people.
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  873. "Pedestal of assumed moral superiority"... Oh, so true... and now back to Piers in the GMB studio.
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  874. Being "Gender Dysphoric Asylum Seekers"...they automatically qualify for an NHS electric wheelchair.
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  875.  @jamesportrais3946  - i think that's when he says " I wouldn't go in there for 10 minutes".
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  876. He was mistaken for a person who had been under surveillance for terrorist activities. Jean Charles de Menezes was the name of the man shot..a Brazilian who was in the country illegally.
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  877. It was Palestine in 1946....not Israel... "Jewish fighters" as you say , Jewish terrorists as everyone else ( especially the Palestinians) would say. As for Cyprus or any other colonial country it was the people of that country overthrowing the British for self rule....the majority of Jews arrived in Palestine under British rule.
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  878. Other countries will have higher priority than the UK... Andorra, Tonga, Luxembourg and Sierra Leone to name a few.
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  879. There's a difference between their politicians and ours...theirs have a backbone..ours have their spine removed once they get elected.
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  880. Can't we use patriot missiles to knock out the virus in mid air...or scramble the RAF to intercept it ... Perhaps with a well placed guided missile when someone is picked up on the radar coughing outside Gregg's.
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  881.  @spamsucker132  - don't think there's any use going to Specsavers.
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  882. Owen Jones is overwhelmed by the stoicism of Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings. Two key workers that have helped keep the Country running during the Corona Pandemic.
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  883.  @vanpallandt5799 - "Egyptians as North Africans"... But not as sub Saharan Black Africans.
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  884. It's a valid question based on fact. They promised to stop the boats and didn't..they lied, and yes he needs to apologise, your Farage comparison is not based on fact but opinion.
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  885. Surely the chicken bones would have told them it wasn't going to work out. .....🌚
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  886. Got some pot noodles back of the kitchen cupboard.. although they're past there use by date... they're left over from all that Y2K bug b*ll*cks.
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  887. @Marky Marky - B&W television, 3 TV channels, Teletext, Sinclair C5, Austin Allegro, industrial unrest, power cuts, Brentford nylons, kipper ties and Angel Delight... Yep, wonderful days.
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  888. "The whole of Europe was tied up in the Brexit mess" really?.. Putin thought "ooh nows my chance I'll sneak into the Ukraine whilst they're to busy squabbling about the price of fish " Russia invaded in 2014, we had the EU referendum in 2016 ! The west stood back in 2014 because they didn't want to provoke Putin. The US withdrawal from Afghanistan was what convinced Putin that the West was unlikely to intervene in 2021 and he was right. It was only when the Ukraine pushed the Russians back that the REAL aid was sent after the West realised that the Russian military was more bark than bite.... Brexit had bugger all to do with it, if the EU can't even protect its own borders do you really think it was going to protect the Ukraines ?
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  889. The only monkey pox victim in the village!
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  890. Farage doesn't really need to do the interview he's already getting plenty of publicity ( especially by you). Also Nick Robinson made a comment about Farage on the radio which caused a bit of friction between them, and then of course the ' inflammatory comments' remark on BBC news followed by their immediate apology. Also the sunnak(ed) interview was like watching paint dry.
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  891. Terrible interview....we never got to find what Elons favourite colour was...or wether he likes dogs more than cats.
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  892.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  - there are those in the Conservative party who can see that Boris is past his sell by date.. Keir thingymybob is as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition, so the threat isn't gonna come from Labour.. it will come from within.
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  893.  @tonymccaul7159  - I think it could work the opposite way, the majority of people in Scotland oppose it. And it'll be hard for the SNP to justify imposing such an unpopular ruling outside their echo chamber.
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  894. One of my favourite movies. Great performance by Eric Banner... Definitely not for those of sensitive nature !
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  895. Book shops will become like sex shops in the 70s selling the illegal stuff under the counter. "psst.. have you got Robinson Crusoe or anything by Enid Blyton ?"
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  896. I might actually watch this to see which one of the ten he is....i managed to spot the one in Dr who.
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  897. 🇬🇧 ...boo ! 🏳️‍🌈 & 🇪🇺 .. hurray !
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  898. Exactly, racist and misogyny abuse is totally wrong, but as a politician, you put yourself out there and there's going to be someone who doesn't agree with you....and there's a hell of a lot of them when it comes to Diane Abbott.
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  899. The security forces... What security forces are those ?
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  900. Sorry..Ed who ?
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  901. Transistor..is there a tranbrother equivalent.. asking on behalf of a cissibling...🏳️‍🌈
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  902. They definitely will be if it's not licensed and also they are ultimately responsible as the owner for its actions anyway.
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  903.  @georgegeorge4921  - that's to help the Chancellor....Prince Nugora fund the University (his pride and joy) after the uprising against him in 1979.. all his kigdoms wealth was captured by the rebels and as such it has been a constant struggle to keep the University open.
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  904. What about a Cowardly Soldier.?
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  905. ... can't wait for Eddie Izzard to be made the Labour candidate for the Sheffield election..!!
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  906. If Menenez had gone back to Brazil instead of being in the Country illegally... he'd still be alive.
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  907. NOTE... This is Matt Hancock's Lawyer, dotting the Ts and crossing the Is is his business !
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  908. He chose it for his own security, as he did last time..he only eats tuna whilst there apparently..(no coincidence )
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  909. I notice that a certain type of charity advert always seem to pop up when your videos feature these poor put-upon persecuted types.
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  910. Yeah, yeah,yeah.... The Putin Fanboy Club is in session.
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  911. Just heard the sad news on the radio.. the last one
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  912.  @JangianTV  - yeah.. az il get me hommies, an on Satada git dahn tha shops en that..an smash it, man.. big up to.
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  913. "Dave...Dave... Dave" I'm not Dave, I keep telling you I'm a girl, Dave's a boys name. " ...there is a blockage where you toilet.. but I fix it for you now Dave"
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  914. Could try the lock picking Lawyers channel for that one... Probably wouldn't get an answer but would definitely find out how to use it !
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  915. He's well and truly buggered from now on !
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  916. Along with Eddie Izzard and Owen Jones.......10 minutes in keef would have knocked them both out...Oi,Oi !
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  917. Allan Who ?
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  918. The College of Policing along with an incompetent Home office who offer a Police "Service" instead of a Force that looks to concentrate on what it can manage instead of what it can't (or no longer be bothered to to )
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  919. And as the Chief Iman of Great Britain places the crown on the new (self preferred pronoun) Kings Head, the King declares to defend the faiths, LGBTQII+2 rights and Carbon Zero policies so help me God...as Sam Smith in a leather thong and accompanied by the Brixton West Indian steel band begin playing God save the non gender specific Monarch.. the newly designed Royal Standard ( featuring a 🌈, Star of David and EU emblem) is raised....
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  920. £150million to Rwanda £500million to France £1+. Billion to the hotel trade. £ ? million to the human rights sharks. A good deal for Britain. !!
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  921. Bit like a gay Shawshank Redemption..kept his gold-plated but plug behind it did he?
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  922. Unfortunately ... I think we'll never find out... It's like the question does the light in the fridge go out when you shut the door... Some things will forever be a mystery !
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  923.  @tonylee-UK  - absolutely, send them back to Peking now !
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  924. I was working in Birmingham about 15 yrs ago...Alum Rock was a bit of an eye opener for me.. no white people anywhere. I remember speaking to a Black Rasta guy and even he was, how can I say... A bit disparaging towards those in that area !
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  925. Yeah, I think Grommet has been silenced by the BBC
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  926. IT crowd
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  927. Selective modern history.
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  928. Meanwhile over on ITV, Lorraine Kelly discusses what's the latest summer holiday fashion essentials.
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  929. More chance of Al Johnson doing something about it than that albino coconut.
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  930. Warning- ProEuroScotiaFeministaLesbiActivista
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  931. Well.. that member of staff could be terribly traumatised by such an encounter and have to be helped off the shop floor ( possibly in tears) by a trained gender support officer who would take them to a designated "safe" area where they can recover sufficiently to resume normal duties.
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  932. I am gonna guess this time the police didn't have time to take the knee before getting the sh*t kicked out of them ... Obviously the far right will get blamed for it !
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  933. Interesting idea... I'm sure Marcus Rashford will be keen to get behind it, would definitely help pay for those school dinners !
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  934.  @demonshelby1311  - I think you got away with it.
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  935. And now we have a PM that couldn't t admit only women have a cervix, a Foreign Secretary David Lammy who thinks you can transplant a cervix into a trans woman...and if that wasn't bad enough a nee Minister for Women who can't define what a woman is even though she is a woman !.. You cannot put ideology ahead of biology.
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  936.  @MrMjp58  - yep the old Windrush narrative was strong with Schama. You got the feeling the people must have lined the quayside cheering as the ship pulled alongside...such was the British people's need to embrace postwar multiculturalism... And he calls it the Story of us. ! 🙄
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  937. Can you still get floppy disks ?
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  938. I will be amazed if she responds in any way.... protecting girls or upsetting her constituency by publishing the truth.... it's a tough one for a feminist like her to have to make. .
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  939. Whatever you do it's a risk...but the fear of taking that risk ( because of the potential consequences) is by far the biggest Risk.
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  940. You'd think the BBC would instead of rehashing the likes of those old white fogeys like Dickens, Bronte sisters, Austen, Shakespeare etc... Celebrate the works of famous Black Authors from history such as ....ermmm 🤔
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  941. Not as missed as the money they've squandered and failed policies.
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  942. The Labour guide to winning elections- Be anti white working class ( they drive white vans and are therefore working class) Be anti women ( they get in the way of Transwomans rights) Be anti Jewish ( they stopped donating money since we became anti Jewish) Be anti British history and tradition.( Brings about an overwhelming sense of shame and guilt)
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  943. @John Milton ..and well insulated. So you'd have insulate Britain supporters on your side...they could glue themselves to road and stop the Russian tanks.
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  944. Probably a Trident Nuclear Submarine Captain..."it ok, I no tell no one code number..i pwormace"
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  945. Reminds me of Al Gore showing a polar bear on a little iceberg and saying how they were drowning because the ice was melting..till someone pointed out to him polar bears can swim !
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  946. Could be looking at 200 hrs community service under those charges with Labours new sentencing policy .
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  947. Excuse me... Third, Diane Abbott and David Lammy wipe the floor with Henry.
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  948. It's the BBC.."hold my Soya milk"
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  949. Boom....and there goes the dynamite !
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  950. Can't wait for the 20th March...then I can be a Spring onion.
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  951. But not her face veil .... They're not gonna be happy down at Labour Central Mosque
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  952.  @thomasm9552  - that'll be the 2%
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  953.  @ronnietexan  - sorry, One legged roofing engineers.... I apologise for my ignorance, there's no excuse.... I feel so ashamed of myself.
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  954. Another innocent Black man falsely accused of a crime he did.. I mean DIDN'T do. .All the more reason to support the England Team taking the piss... I mean KNEE ! On Saturday.
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  955. They're already here.
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  956. Well Labour needs to get more men to transition so they've got enough... Kier knows he can't rely on those other type.
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  957. True...but it's the problems they're creating on top of those they've inherited that's the real problem.
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  958. He doesn't have to find his trousers.... that's the nurses job, after the presidential nappy has been installed.
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  959. I'm sure the SNP will of course blame England and Brexit for the increase.
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  960. The result of fantasy put ahead of reality.
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  961. And your point is ?
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  962.  @atomiccritter6492  ..yet they were bright enough to see there's no point in voting Labour anymore... Stupidity is doing the same thing time and time again and expecting a different Result.
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  963. The No1 paper of choice for budgie cages.
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  964. its his book he can do with it what he wants. Jimmy Carr on a C4 programme burnt a painting by Hitler. That i find more concerning as it was something with a direct connection to a person of historical importance.
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  965. Why would a muslim in Pakistan post false information that could incite anti muslim discord... I don't think he's going to be a member of the EDL or hold so called "Far right" views.I eagerly await Starmers comments on the issue..just to remind everyone that the Alleged racial comments about Raheem Sterling after the 2020 England penalty misses were posted outside the UK.. but guess who got the blame !
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  966. He's probably converted to islam now...more relevant to his congregation
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  967. I remember an episode of " It Ain't half hot mum" and Bt Sgt Maj Williams told his bunch of puffs to defy the Sun... "Come on Sun, do your Worst"... It did, Lofty got monsoon madness and tried to kill the Sgt Maj.
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  968. Navaho Pottery.....sign me up.... Always wanted a Navaho ashtray to go with the peace pipe.
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  969. Can we be serious here... And change the Moog ! If Ukrainian Cities had a clean air policy like London's, those "Polluting Putin" Russian Tanks wouldn't have dared to enter .....another lesson lost in the midst of the war on climate change!
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  970. Along with 10 of his future clients..🤭
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  971. Looking through the upstairs windows
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  972. A man cannot become a woman and a woman cannot become a man, it's a biological FACT. Men behave differently to women and underlying male characteristics will always be there, "self identifying" gives them a sense of justification in their belief that they are perpetual victims because society doesn't accept they are what they claim to be... Unfortunately when you have the likes of Starmer, Sturgeon and all those other politicians who fall for this stupidity then these incidents will continue .... resulting in real victims which are inevitably Women and children.
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  973. Ah..the traditional end of term TERF purge.
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  974. Surprised they haven't installed a stair lift
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  975.  Rob Pike  absolutely... And of course with this damn lockdown we're all using our indoor pool, steam rooms and gyms so much more...of course it doesn't make up for the holiday home on the Algarve, but one has to struggle through these difficult times as best as one can.
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  976. ...and it's sh***ing all over the carpet... again!
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  977. How could you forget Owen Jones ???
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  978. Top interview..allowed her to speak, didn't talk over her or shut her down or make out she's some type of denialist... BBC, SKY, C4 etc take note..this is how it's done.
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  979. Half time during England football games and FA cup finals ?.. at least that way even if your team loses you don't go home totally disappointed.... " Did they win dear ?" No got beat 4-0 absolute rubbish, but it was a descent hanging though " Ah well that's alright then, what do you want for your tea?"
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  980. You're right... And after all this other European countries are going to realise who your real friends are. And not just with defence, but the EU, which has been dominated by Germany ( and would love to be by the French) will be next.
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  981. Yeah...and a white one as well !!!
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  982. Don't forget the taxi service to pick you up mid channel.
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  983. ...."Down with this sort of thing"
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  984. perhaps you could call it "Who dares is a W*nker"
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  985. Tim you talk about what "these" party leaders could have done to avoid the vacuum thats leading to the rise of Reform..why, They FAILED to listen. Feryhill is not Durham City full of middle class students, it's like many small towns across the North that have been failed by those leaders time and time again. Just like the riots last year were a catalyst for the anger felt by those communities that have been ignored. But as we all know since Starmer pointed out without any hesitation to look any deeper they are all Far Right fully signed up members of the EDL and therefore they will continue to be ignored .
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  986. Yep..I remember Fry tweeting about being stuck in a lift back in the early days of twitter. So important was this that it made the BBC News...I realised then NEVER to waste my time with narcissistic drivel merchants.
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  987. If the BBC make a JTR drama rest assured Jack would be played by the white actor.
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  988. May as well eat them....bloody useless for buttoning up your cardigan against the cold.
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  989. Well Said...Gary Lineker fully endorses Sebastian's message
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  990. Meanwhile... Theres a shoplifting epidemic, grooming gangs, graffiti everywhere, drug gangs ...but no that's to much like hard work for the police.. and they actually used CCTV to track this person down for taking a picture. !
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  991. They weren't asked to... NOTE, one thing is certain, they didn't vote for remain !
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  992. Civil servants are very susceptible to CONVID ... supermarket workers and the self employed on the other hand must have some sort of immunity ..🤔
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  993. They had 14 yrs to do something.. and they did nothing just made the situation ten times worse... Never listen to a single word they say.
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  994. "Humus and BO".... absolutely spot on description..👋👋👋
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  995. I hear you're an extremist now Father
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  996. Never mind Blair it'll be Rayner with her hand up the Starmer glove puppet
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  997. How come he still sounds as if he's wearing a face mask...!
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  998. I'm sure plan C... The reintroduction of the 8.00 o'clock Wednesday night Clap-along will sort it all out.
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  999. Darling of the BBC !! 😅😅 Yeah they love the fact he wants to get rid of the licence fee and sack half the staff.
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  1000. What you worried about ....the bankers have had the restrictions on their bonuses lifted by the chancellor... it's all gonna be alright.🌞
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  1001. Martina Wokeby .. obviously you didn't get the C of E memo.
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  1002. This explains why Bidon was late for his news briefings.. obviously had to consult Harry and Meghan first.
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  1003. 1972.....Outer Hebrides
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  1004. Apparently you're not allowed to try them on before you buy....not in the aisle anyway. I tried to explain to the security officer as he ( I didn't have time to ask about pronouns) escorted me off the premises that I identified as a woman, but to no avail... M&S what a bunch of hypocrites !
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  1005. You can see how Starmer did well as a Barrister...cold remote and mechanical. When i see him speaking, waffling on whilst constantly checking his notes for reassurance, not answering the question as if hes trying to make the best case for his client that he knows is as guilty as hell. And his only line of defence is to blame the Far right for everything. When Starmer said "Its wrong to say only women have a cervix" i immediately thought it's right to say never vote for this person...ever !
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  1006. Just self identify as long term pregnant...and claim indefinite maternity leave.
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  1007. Because of the cut backs they're combining them all into "Who dares to come dine Naked with me at first site wins"
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  1008. Hamza's underpants when he loses the court case -brown
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  1009. You still got some of those Polaroids from the " Jim'll fix it " 1976 Xmas special.
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  1010. It was a lot of hard work squeezing that teat for the amount of milk it delivered....and it tasted off.
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  1011. Smart ...you mean smarting... She's one of the usual gob shites that turn up on the Jeremy Vine show.
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  1012. Most weren't prepared to fight for their country and drag it out of the middle ages when they had the opportunity... no, far better come here and drag this country back to the middle ages.
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  1013. Maybe the BBC should take notice...and get rid of 100% of it's staff, because it's never made a profit !
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  1014. If you have been effected by any of the issues raised in this video, there is a HelpLine number available.
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  1015. But mainly knowing when to stop eating
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  1016. Better stock up on the toilet rolls and pray the sewage workers don't go on strike... otherwise we're really in the Sh..
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  1017. Of course there is.. it's what you call people from Lebanon...Duhh !
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  1018.  @thomasdalby8420  - I don't follow your Scottish example, but yes Joe did comedy gigs for money not connected to promoting that Countries regime.. but when you oppose what those regimes and societies stand for and actively voice those opinions, i think it is hypocritical to go/ gone there to work ( just like it would have been in the days of apartheid South Africa for example ) . He regards Beckham as a gay idol/ icon ( which to my knowledge Beckham didn't self appoint himself ) who should not have promoted the W Cup for Qatar and say everything Qatar wanted him to say on account of them paying him millions !..well maybe he shouldn't have, but I don't recall him being outspoken about Qatar beforehand, I'm not defending Beckham, I'm saying Joe, just like Adam Hills ( who did corporate gigs for Bahrain govt backed trade functions) have criticised these regime's attitudes to gays, women and foreign workers on TV ( especially Hills on the Last Leg) but still put money as their priority above their blatant virtue signalling...just like the two gobshites Gary Lineker and Gary Neville who sit in the stadium ( which cost the lives of some of those workers that built it) preaching about how awful Qatar is.... Yet they still went...oh and still took the money of course !
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  1019. Pisspot of Dock Green..... evening all.
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  1020. I'm sure if/when it goes to court Justin Welby would make an ideal character witness.
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  1021. Remember... These are the ones who filled in the Census !
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  1022. I await full coverage of this on the 9.00 BBC news.....and his "criminal damage" not guilty verdict when it goes to Court. ..... umm 🤔
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  1023. The peasants can't afford bread ..."Well then, Let them eat Quiche "
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  1024. Stay strong Eddie..I'm sure there's another 60 yr old Tran-woman Lesbian out there who wants to start a family... One day you may hear the pitter patter of tiny stiletto heels.
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  1025.  @paulpanter1092  - ah well... There's nothing can be done then...just leave it.
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  1026.  @jonathanmills5747  - they've got the Chinese working on that right now..... although there might be some napalm left over from Vietnam...could always get some B52s over there and leave with a big finish... So there's still a few options for uncle Joe to mull over.
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  1027. What you've just described was a typical 1970s caravan holiday ...2 weeks in August.. pissing down every single day... Absolute bliss !
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  1028. Mines in Inglish ....wats yours in ?
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  1029. 0.51..Police liaison officer ? How about Police " here's your 10k fine" enforcement officer. Although, to be fair there's no women there, so not a crime !!!
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  1030. This is typical middle class thinking that somehow they'll feel the need to "gentrify" themselves, yeah right !.. these families have no need to "better themselves", they're not bothered about keeping up with the Jones.... Some are quite content to just wallow in their own Sh*t....And as someone whose job involves surveying properties ( private & social housing) i can vouch that is literally the case !
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  1031. Strange. I thought Owen would have been straight onto that story !
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  1032.  @joyelmes7814  - many a time back in the 70s... And occasionally on top.
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  1033. And then get chauffeur driven to a nearby hotel for the remainder of your holiday.
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  1034. ​ @Simon37423 - well if course he wouldn't he'd lose his benefits
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  1035.  @olliefoxx7165  - she's bringing the system down from within by moving to a wealthy predominantly White area. It's a far more effective way of bonding with your followers.. just like all those Rappers who can focus on life in Compton from the safety of their Beverley hills mansion .... without getting a "cap in the arse" ( they've also adopted a British accent by the way... more cultured )
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  1036. Back to Ron Burgundy in the studio.
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  1037. Should have had a word with your Commander and Chief ..King Arthur, cause he's the one that caused it.. oh and you probably conveniently forgot Labour closed more pits than Conservatives.
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  1038. Marriage must be bewildering.. I mean where on the form do you put down how many wives you're gonna marry...and do they still have to go to junior school once they're married ?
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  1039. Alistair Campbell in charge (now there's a sobering thought, not for him obviously )..that bloke can't even lie straight in bed.
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  1040. "The Truth The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth"..Starmer should be familiar with that saying.
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  1041. Remember a lert isn't just for Christmas It's for life !
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  1042. Is it the bloke out of Rising Damp
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  1043. Hooray !!... There's been a fair bit of support for you Andrew....good to see you back👍
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  1044. Well after this I think it'll be sooner than he had planned.. probably phoned his missus on the way home to get the servants to start packing !
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  1045. ..or the Tsunami in Birmingham.
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  1046. It was called "On the Beat".
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  1047. Keir Starmer....the political equivalent of a 1970s Open University lecturer talking about applied mathematics at 1.30 am on BBC2.
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  1048. Everyone just remains seated and says "who".
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  1049. And the resulting unrest was blamed by the Irish Govt on the "Far Right"... definitely an influence on Starmer in that respect
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  1050. This Labour MP is doing a fantastic job... for the Conservative Party.
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  1051. No.. leopard print thongs.
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  1052. It absolutely boils my p**s every time politicians refer to it as "our NHS". Started by Labour a few years back to try and claim ownership of it, now they all do it ... it's "the NHS".
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  1053. Santa's tested positive so to be on the safe side he's outsourced his deliveries to Hermes & Yodel..... ho,ho..oh Sh*t !
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  1054. To much time to think..to little to do.
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  1055. I wonder if he'll be booking in his gender reassignment op before the court appearance. ?
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  1056. My money is on Eddie Izzsoft for the marathon non gender specific gold medal.. standing on the podium in his ( oops her) black cocktail dress and pink beret as the British flag 🏳️‍🌈 rises and the national anthem." I am what I am" blares out to an empty stadium.
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  1057. Statues have historical value...the Taliban blew up ancient statues of Buddha in Afghanistan because they represented a time before Islam...the American civil war happened and destroying statues just as with paintings, books etc doesn't change what happened.. it just makes it quicker to forget it happened.
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  1058. Excuse me... TicToc dance routines had to be rehearsed, gay pride marches attended ( once the cars have had their new rainbow 🌈 paintjobs ), non facemaskers cracked down on...and Twitter fat shamers hunted down and cautioned... And you're complaining about burglaries !!!
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  1059. Watz ya al gannin on aboot, ah divin tahk like that man!
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  1060. Just a matter of time till they get the 🌈 on the planes tail fin
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  1061. Do you reckon you were the cause of the headaches ?
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  1062. Surprised it's not a mug shot of St George Floyd... I'm sure St Gary Liniker approves the new design.
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  1063.  @Kowalski_5  - either way it's Hell....and if you weren't there man.. you just don't know !
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  1064. I'm not assuming God doesn't want us to suffer because I don't believe in God. Maybe Jesus thought God would overturn the crucifixion verdict and was a little disappointed he didn't and had to go through all of that nonsense.... Who knows ? who cares, except those who care....and that's not me.
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  1065. SPOILER ALERT..... "H" from Line of Duty revealed !
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  1066.  @Cyber_Jar23  - I like to "keep my ear to the ground" on things like this.
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  1067. Transitioned from a fat lass to not such a fat lass.... I refuse to use the Th*n.. as I support fat shaming.
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  1068.  @billsmith3771  - f*****g hell ...a comedians turned up !
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  1069. He got his 50p and bag of scag to keep his silence...so we won't be hearing from him.
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  1070. Paxman's introduction.." and it's most notable graduates list consists of...oh, the card appears to be blank. Anyway let's get on with it, your starter for 10 ."
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  1071. Who can forget the "Tea bagging" epidemic of 69. symptoms- choking and lockjaw
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  1072. I think he's gobbled a few soggy biscuits.
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  1073. Clearly one...to many
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  1074. It's amazing how basic logic is so difficult to comprehend by so many people..!
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  1075. Absolutely.... can't wait for Elton Johns charity record.. 🙉
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  1076. I'd be Private Pike.....but I wouldn't tell anyone.🤫
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  1077. Just trying to appeal to Le Pens voters
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  1078. Yes.. I remember it being read on Jackanory by Enoch Powell... " Hello boys and girls are you sitting comfortably "
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  1079. There's a lot of thinking going on behind those eyes, what about... we will never know I think that's his strength as leader of the Labour party.
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  1080. In a situation like that it's not height or weight....it's how fast you can run that's the main requirement.
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  1081. ..in training for the 2022 Britain's biggest shit competition later in the year.
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  1082. I don't know how they're going to replace him in the church choir.
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  1083. Great to see a clip of a young Victoria Coren going down a storm at the Wheel tappers and Shunters Club.
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  1084. ...and the Black Prince.....how have we been so stupid as to not see it ! .. it's all making perfect sense now 🌚
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  1085.  @goldennuggets7358  ...😊😊 Nice one.
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  1086. I got rid of my Tele and I'm bored..can I come round your house and watch you make a coffee table or paint a door or something.
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  1087. They all have degrees...but not necessarily any common sense. Kwasi Is very highly educated but had no understanding of how a tax cut for the richest would go down like a lead balloon with the NOT richest 90 % of the population who are struggling to make ends meet.
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  1088. Tim's top of Farages Xmas card list.
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  1089.  @pat199rick6  - true... But at least they didn't blow the full tenner !
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  1090. Diane abbots "Mega Me"
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  1091. Meghan will be giving him the birthday bumps...." Please Meghan, not the face this time "
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  1092.  @OrangeCyanMagenta  ...if you can get a horse and cart over 30+10% +2. The police will send you a framed picture from the camera !
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  1093. Biden can return to his planet... anybody else noticed a similarity to C-3P0.
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  1094. I'm surprised one of those Wha-ite Scottish lawyers didn't offer their services..🤔
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  1095. Exactly right...
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  1096. Yep....mind you it went down hill a bit the following year.
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  1097. Olusoga ... A bit like very milky coffee, yeah there's a slight hint but it's to weak to be anything in particular, oh and decaffeinated of course .. ☕
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  1098. 1950s.... Murder =Possible Death sentence. 2020s....murder= possible life sentence ( normally av 15-20 yrs)
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  1099. Nasty seizure, nasty seizure.. nasty.... Brilliant 😂
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  1100. When he got there.. it's all Traditional English barbershops..." How iz u today sir..Juz short back and side iz it?"
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  1101. Exactly...those Africans will need more of our Foreign Aid to pay for it....Bob Geldof will have to start organising a Slave Aid concert !
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  1102. Carry On Cleo... "Infamy, infamy.. they've all got it infamy" .
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  1103. He could have joined in and looted the documents.. get a first hand understanding of French culture.
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  1104. Yes....but you can never understand how Diane's people have suffered....... really suffered.
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  1105.  @lcfcsince2016  - until you have walked a mile in Diane's "two left" shoes you can never understand the pain she has suffered...🌚
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  1106. It's not marked as a police vehicle or camera "motorway maintenance".. surely that's misleading and I would guess there could be a legal issue..🤔
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  1107. I'm surprised C4 didn't have the candidates standing in boxes naked.
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  1108. I refer you back to my previous comment you don't know what was said..the detail is always in the small print and you never sign anything in haste irrespective of what the media might claim.
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  1109. You watched the whole 50 minutes broadcast by the media ?... I'll say it again because you clearly didn't. I refer you to my previous comment..oh and don't let your political opinion cloud your judgement as you originally said or assume my political opinion.
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  1110. @yaska ali - the black community don't want "stop and search" ..so that's not a problem.
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  1111. They've tried it, only effect the electric shock treatment had was to bend his knee .. Diane Abbott has had electrodes installed under her wig for some time now, which administer a 240v shock whenever she says anything non sensible.... unfortunately they just can't get it to work !
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  1112. Gor blimey guv..all those cheerful cockney chappies and chapess's in Pearly king Khans London...it not arf makes me proud not to be a londoner.
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  1113. Well all those Taliban motorbikes will be knackered after 20 yrs !
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  1114. I think it got to No 2 in the charts in1962 .. 🤔
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  1115. If I were you I'd get a lawyer and sue them...not fit for purpose !
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  1116. Their barristers will have layed it on with a trowel. Why didn't these people just block the emails why engage in conversation with him?.. Also he was only found guilty of 4 of the 8 charges. It could have been worse.. probably life the way the judge was totting it all up.
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  1117.  @andyxox4168  - those donkeys have a tough time... especially that one with the wonky feet.... surely they could cast a Shetland pony for the sake of diversity...and give the poor donkey a day off !
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  1118. High viz jackets and 🌈 cars...thats how you spot them.
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  1119.  @bobhale7302  - BBC pay his wages....we pay the BBC ( not necessarily through choice) so buck stops with BBC.
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  1120. Make the most of it before they have to burn the books.
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  1121. I noticed ..I haven't had any emails from Nigerian Princes recently...so maybe the money has gone to a just cause 🤔
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  1122. Not quite Simon..The Ukrainians as well as those other Countries that share a border with Russia know their TRUE independence lies with closer links to the West, especially NATO and the EU and the inability of Russia to accept that is the problem. NATO wasn't gonna let the Ukrainians join... Why would it want to be looking over the fence at Russia ? If Germany ( and EU) had not been so bloody Stupid as to believe that they could get most their gas from Russia and that gas supply would NEVER be used by Putin to control Europe is staggering... The fact that Germany has forgotten the threat it always saw during the cold war of Russian tanks rolling West which the Ukrainians have experienced ( and the others fear) shows their totally complacent attitude to security, especially when you add the fact that they have constantly under contributed to NATO for years... And here we are with them funding Russia's war chest.... Well done Angela Merkin and the EU, Putin's greatest Allies.
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  1123. Don't worry, the "Indian strain" is very rare...I think it's highly unlikely anyone would be straining after an Indian... Especially a Vindaloo.
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  1124. Let's just cross our fingers and hope that China will be able to supply enough Lithium from their Afghan mines for those Tesla batteries.
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  1125. I was watching the "Singing Detective" on BBC 4 last night, still a superb series...it made me realise just how terrible BBC drama programmes are nowadays in comparison.
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  1126. So it's agreed.. we are all just gonna have one X chromosome and that's that.
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  1127. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.....🐴 Is this a sort..Nayyyayy
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  1128. He was a highly popular and much loved Street performer entertaining the commuters with a combination of experimental dance and Socially aware "Spoken" theatre... Who's life (and act) was cut short by a brutal white supremacist..and art critic.
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  1129. When you over complicate things to simplify things,.. this guy isn't as clever as he thinks he is.
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  1130. Come on..you just had to take a look at the decor of his house...he was obviously good with colours !
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  1131. Someone's in for a suprise when their curry turns up if he is..😲
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  1132. Have they filled in the potholes ?
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  1133. Yeah...I can just imagine a drag queen rolling up at a Muslim school in Bradford with a copy of "the boy in a dress" 🤔
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  1134. No that's the new host of MOTD.
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  1135. This must have put a real downer on his Elton John concert.
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  1136. The C2 can not use smoothbore ammo, It has to be for a rifled barrel. The reason it's rifled is because it's more accurate and able to hit a target at greater distances than smoothbore. The Dorchester armour is an upgrade of the Chobham used on C1 and by the US on the Abrams.
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  1137.  @babalonkie  - I can't find anything on smoothbore/rifling ammo as you suggest. Either way I can't see what the point would be, and if it could be done the army don't think it's worth it, hence C3 + smooth bore. People have been saying the MBTs days are numbered for a long time but it's still here and will be in foreseeable future albeit in smaller numbers. As we've seen with the Ajax fighting vehicle fiasco, the MOD will always find a way of screwing it up and wasting money on replacing equipment. And even if as you say C2 is obsolete, they're still miles better than what the Russians are peddling.
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  1138.  @babalonkie  -.. except they would be laying around what's left of your house... As it would have been blown by the tank long before it even rolled up your street... So good luck with your squeeze bottle and box of matches but I'll stick with the Tank.
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  1139. Only if the PM has a hernia.
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  1140. @Adam absolutely..Kemi is a minority in the conservative party....an actual conservative !
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  1141. Of course pulling down posters of missing Israeli's is a priority for the council and the police.. no doubt the police will be keen to find this "far right" racist agitator .. probably the same bloke chopping down ulez cameras.
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  1142. I know, they have some recorded message (in Arabic I think) and it spits the letter straight back out... never had this problem when they were Red !
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  1143. Mcvitie paid a fortune to be in these Public Information Videos
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  1144. You do realise that with "real" unicorns.. the horn is between their rear legs
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  1145. She and those MPs like her are the reason the whole thing has been allowed to carry on for so long...its not the victims she's worried about hearing what Lowes said its the reaction from the British public who have been lied to repeatedly about it all...she like Philips and Starmer etc will do anything to protect the constituencies with large muslim populations at whatever cost to keep their slender majorities.
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  1146. ​ @jonstfrancis  - that's why we honoured him with the pot noodle.
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  1147. someone has to stay behind to fight the war.
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  1148. I'm I misreading the room here.. but are you suggesting he might be batting for the other side ?
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  1149. That sounds like the pay as you go form of transitioning .. "hello Doctor ,I haven't got enough for the whole lot, but I've got enough for one b*ll*ck"
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  1150. So sad... He was lined up to appear at the closing night of the Proms ... Now the BBC have had to revert to that "Land of Hope and Glory" stuff...init !
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  1151. Wouldn't be suprised if Hate Not Hype was on the Cobra committee.
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  1152. Good film.....check out "Come and See"... Even better.
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  1153. Sooner we get this global warming up to a comfortable 18° the better... Then we can close down the gas/oil fields...problem solved ..🤗 Greta happy face.
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  1154. ..not any more...I know my human rights !
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  1155.  @kingrobert1st  - "nothing beats the fresh taste of shite & peppermint every morning"... Colgate Toothpaste
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  1156.  @pigeonpoo1823  - Indeed.... A challenging role for any actress. Obviously Harry will have to be played by an actor of colour in a ginger wig ( as is the requirement in Hollywood nowadays).
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  1157. ..well he'll have all week from now on.
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  1158. The Irish Prime Minister will know all about that.
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  1159. Excellent idea..can I suggest the academy has a raffle for charity, where the winner gets to taser the actor of their choice with a cattle prod on the red carpet,
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  1160. There was a "disturbance" outside the police station where these two were being held..when this cctv footage appeared the protests from the "Local community " suddenly subsided, surely potential escalation of the unrest was avoided by its release...🤔
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  1161. That was clearly him driving the millennium Falcon...no doubt about it !
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  1162. Apparently he managed to escape using a forged pensioners bus pass.
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  1163. Matt Lewis - good of you to point out you're a Liverpudlian, because you're opinion would mean f**k all otherwise
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  1164. Hello Sniggering...how's Sc**thorpe ?
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  1165. Great to see the Lotus Eaters celebrating Black history Month .
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  1166. Mob job - which politician do you operate, is it by remote control, or as with Diane Abbott from inside with levers ?
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  1167. Add to the list of successfully deposed tyrants( and the democratic utopias that have since replaced them)..... Shah of Iran Saddam Hussain Col Gaddafi.
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  1168. NO.... that's what Boris hears every bedtime from Carrie unless he does what she tells him.
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  1169. Indeed.... I'll get the straight jacket
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  1170. I don't mind admitting i always feel a little queer during Pride month.
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  1171.  @frankcouper9377  - only thing "she" does stand up for.
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  1172. What are you talking about...wtf has this got to do with police carrying guns ?
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  1173. On his "To Do' list just waiting for Starmer to follow suit.
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  1174. That's because you didn't know how to address them correctly.. now when you go in and Miss Mohammed Akhtar serves you, you'll be able to have a meaningful conversation about gender reassignment or Islamic ideology..or perhaps the devastating effects of climate change.
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  1175. You keep going on about "Populist"....does anyone get elected by NOT appealing to the disenfranchised. Elections aren't won they're lost, and the Tories have absolutely nothing to offer, yes Starmer said he was going to have to make some tough decisions but if you can't convince the public they're the right decisions then they're the wrong decisions. Farage has that ability and the only way you're going to find out if he's right is once he's elected. So, what is there to lose !
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  1176. From that point of view you have to give him credit..Nike, Budweiser and Tampax need a reality check more than he does ..For giving him the money.
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  1177. Dalek Lives Matter.
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  1178. Pity the car behind was driving so slowly.
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  1179. Liebour and Keir Stumper have perhaps finally realised that you don't win elections by appealing to the minority... The backtracking and squirming begins again, just like he did on Brexit and that tricky cervix. question.
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  1180. Celebrities ( loose term in her case) not wearing underwear when they know photographers are going to be taking pics of them getting out of a car is different to some unsuspecting women photographed against her knowledge.
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  1181. Unless it's got pictures in it I'm not interested
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  1182. Eight years after the EU referendum and they were still there wearing the 🇪🇺 berets and waving their flags to "Rule Britannia"... You'd think they'd realise the irony by now. Also the Singer was mediocre and the Finish conductor's speech as boring as the rendition itself...Not like the old days..🇬🇧🇬🇧
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  1183. He can't even explain what a woman is... don't expect him to give you any answers
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  1184. Absolutely... terrible crime.
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  1185. Wrong on both counts
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  1186. Why bother ! when the church doesn't.. they've got themselves to blame
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  1187.  @dazthemod69  - absolutely, I've had my suspicions about Johnny.....just waiting for those old black face pics to turn up from that stag do in Newcastle.
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  1188. I have noticed a lot of mobile speed cameras about since April... Start of the financial year ?.
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  1189. Yes Cambridge and Hull.
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  1190. ..so what's an elf ?
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  1191. I blame Decimal Currency
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  1192. Still waiting for that flying car they said we'd all be using by now.... Instead we get the escooter !
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  1193. And that's that !
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  1194. In that respect, he's probably the most effective Labour politician since Michael Foot campaigned for Thatcher.
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  1195.  edwardduff4746  - so Teresa May & Boris Johnson who were elected and said they would honour the result of the referendum are less to blame for ( and I'll say it again) someone who was not elected to Westminster. The Tories won with an 80 seat majority because the said they'd honour the majority vote.. they are the ones that have lied and Sunak ( unelected) epitomises everything wrong with this country, unfortunately Starmer is even worse.. Ferage won Brexit not Boris.. but Boris was elected and he, May and the rest of them are the ones that f*****d it up...Not Ferage.
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  1196. This is true..little known fact, when the Japanese surrendered, Gen MacArthur was surprised to find Hirohito was black ( as the Emperor had never been seen in public) that he got a stand in to pretend to be the Emperor for the famous picture of the two standing side by side. Because he new it would cause an uproar and civil unrest if Americans new a black man ( and a living God) was responsible for the attack on Pearl harbor.
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  1197. You're referring to Jeremy, it's his show..as he identifies as a radio host
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  1198. The Russians were supposed to be in Kyiv within 2 weeks......that was over a year ago...time drags when you're losing a war
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  1199. No wonder they get away with it..in fact the thumbnail for this video is probably unacceptable.
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  1200. We didn't impose multiculturalism, we imposed British rule with "British" cultural values. Pakistan (or formerly Indian) culture continued under British rule ( and let's face it India had many cultural groups ) very much as normal, just as it did in countries across the Empire.
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  1201.  @aiswaryabersan7983  - they're still there and embracing their cultures..and yes they have been effected by British rule as Britain has been effected by immigration over the years.... But we never introduced multiculturalism to anyone other than ourselves.
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  1202. He'll be Belfields cellmate in a couple of year's time...once he's been extradited back to the UK !
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  1203.  Great White  - still in it's original box...under the bed. That's where they all end up...until 2080 when the Antiques roadshow is gonna be inundated with them.
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  1204. Most of them are over here shoplifting mars bars, batteries and frozen chickens so I think we're even now.
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  1205. ..so, can we still rely on your Vote ?
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  1206. Busting a gut to win the Net Zero race which no one else is bothered about competing in, let alone winning for that matter.
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  1207. BBC...will be revamping Z cars. Obviously Q+ Cars
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  1208. So to sum everything up...No Books were actually harmed during this book burning non happening 🤔
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  1209. Give it a couple of month...the numerous unsold copies will be pulped into recycled toilet paper.... And then everyone's lives (black & white) will be improved for the better.
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  1210. It must be nice for them to get out on safari.
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  1211. Good to see you doing something constructive during your self isolation.
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  1212. Which one Darth Vaders mini me or Edwina Izzsoft !
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  1213. So was Mister Ed.
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  1214. In Arabic
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  1215. Absolutely although I must admit I was surprised there's a Newcastle in Afghanistan as well !
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  1216. I reckon he's definitely got the complete range of Jamie Oliver and Nadiya Hussain cookery Books.
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  1217. Warlocks... Get the ducking stool instead..if they drown they're witches, if they don't they're witches.
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  1218. The politic of this country will turn more to the right the more Labour exploit their majority and Jenrick ( or genric) has not got what it takes to take on Farage, (lets face it Starmer is neither use nor ornament and probably won't be here come the next election).But Badenoch, well she's Female, Black and a real Tory... Perfect for Farage's deputy PM in the next coalition government
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  1219.  @SirBorisHayter  - so I heard...he flew delta force into the compound to capture Osama bin Laden, but they didn't know what to do when they got there, so he had to do it for them...And that was on his day off !
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  1220.  @robertandrew5768  - Iman Dougal ..."so Ted.. which way is the Mecca Bingo again "
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  1221. Was it the peace loving pygmies of the upper Volta ....Cpt Blackadder had a terrible time with them.... especially the sharpened fruit !
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  1222.  @Ninjajitsu562  - sorry, I was totally out of order... it'll never happin again.
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  1223. HE DID !!! ..wow, how on earth did you guess that...😲
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  1224. Appeasement doesn't work, history has proven that time and time again. Churchill (who Trump admires) new that. The US was caught totally off guard at Pearl Harbour thinking " it's not our war"...and then before you know it , it is. That's what Zelensky was trying to say, obviously trying to speak in English whilst being shouted at didn't help.But by then Trump and Vance weren't listening anyway offended by the fact he wasn't wearing a shirt and tie !.. Internationally they have come out of this looking like a pair of amateurs... Putin, China and even N Korea just can't believe their luck. !!
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  1225. Only sensible thing he said.
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  1226. It's the beard that normally fools the staff.
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  1227. Offer them a land deal !!! This is Britain in 2024, not the Prairies of North America in the 1800s... Britain developed large scale farming in Africa ( as well as around the world). A huge asset to those developing African countries after independence..what then happened ?, they kicked the white farmers off the land and handed it over to the people who then screwed it all up... These countries have a history of corruption, tribalism, extreme Islam, incompetence, ignorance and utter stupidity leading to civil wars and starvation . If those Countries actually dealt with those things ( and we've given them billions to sort it out) then there'd be no need for any of them to come here.
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  1228. "Tat would be an ecumenical matter...now fek off... zzzz..umm drink...zzz"
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  1229. ..ism
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  1230. Notice he didn't blame his brother in law..🤔
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  1231. The Royal BMX Regiment.
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  1232. At 24.30 he says that many of these migrants regard the Ukraine as home, and would go back !... So, they're not prepared to fight for their "home", but instead let the white Ukrainian men do the fighting ... What a surprise!
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  1233. Well i think we're all agreed a peaceful resolution is within touching distance after this...well done Piers, next up it's Zelensky v Putin.
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  1234. brilliant engine.. 👍
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  1235.  @63sgjunior  - for some unexplainable reason...they weren't.🤔
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  1236. I fully support Eddie Izzard in her political ambition, Labour definitely deserves its first Woman Leader. And I think Eddie may well be that woman... Hopefully achieving what the great Diane Abbott unfortunately never did.
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  1237. Just heard it on the radio... What a load of boring crap.
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  1238. Tim " do you have Earl grey ?" Tommy " do you have PG tips or Tetleys....oh and leave the bag in the cup..ta"
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  1239. That's on UK gold.
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  1240. I didn't watch it.. some of the team apparently aren't lesbians or black or disabled..... And not one trans player ! ...and they had the ordacity to take the knee before the game...bunch of hypocrites.
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  1241. So... Britain wanting to send people coming across the channel to Rwanda is the reason for Ireland letting in loads of people.... Don't remember seeing TV coverage of overloaded dinghies landing on Southern Irish beaches..🤔
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  1242. Helps with the obesity crisis...so don't knock it. !
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  1243. How much did Alex Salmon get paid for his time on RT....🧐
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  1244. It isn't black v white, it's predominantly black v black as the figures show. Yes poverty is a factor, it always has been, but the level and severity of violence is more extreme than before The real difference is the glamorisation of it all in black youth gang culture and rap music which like BLM originated from the US. As for the wealth aspect...well the first thing the founders of BLM "self confessed Marxists" did with their money was buy property in a predominantly white gated community just like all those rappers who made( and continue to make) their money off their " victimhood " and leave all those less "talented" N----as behind.
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  1245.  @stephfoxwell4620  - ah, it's all making sense now..Malcolm and Mary were the first Black King and Queen of Scotland and it was Mary who invented the Radio before she was beheaded at Alton Towers.
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  1246. If Liebour get in .. it'll be top of Starmers to do list.
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  1247.  @williamruby9691  - obviously doesn't want to upset his future minister for women Edwina Izzard.
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  1248. Oi, if there's any trouble in my pub.. you'll be getting a f*"%ing jab !. You Savvy ?
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  1249. Don't need an election..just get rid of Boris and his dopey Mrs, who's obviously pulling the strings.
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  1250. DON'T PANIC, The planet is saved !...Coca cola have recyclable bottle tops now.
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  1251. Strange there was a party going on downstairs.. whilst Boris was upstairs and new nothing about it....even Rishi next door didn't hear anything....🤔
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  1252. Apart from the one who supplies the financial backing of course
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  1253. Don't Politians ever realise they can make life easier for themselves and everyone else by just doing what the majority of the " British" public want.
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  1254.  @TheJarric  - ... congratulations and welcome to the BBC.
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  1255. Duckham.... that's what oil say to them.
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  1256. PREVENTION =ban guns and no one gets shot, REACTION = more guns and someone gets shot .
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  1257. Jean Jacques Burnel ( The Stranglers ) Bruce Foxton ( The Jam ) ...and of course Lemmy !
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  1258. Indeed... Our first line of defence. Just like they were against Hitler back in 1939.
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  1259. One shot, and a moving target as well.... come on, now that's impressive... can't wait to see the body cam footage, probably need a box of Kleenex handy
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  1260. I never realised Tintin was so bloody stupid... although we now know why he hangs out with that big butch sailor.
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  1261.  @davey1602  - duck abuse is no laughing matter and is taken very seriously in Sheffield... Sheffield City Council statement.
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  1262. And what are the waiters gonna retrain as !
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  1263. I thought I had until you mentioned them..... aaaahh, I hate "The Last Leg"
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  1264. It's the Deliveroo drivers that get all the Pu**y... Nothing gets a MakeeDee addicts leggings wetter than the sound of a Honda 50 with a blown exhaust.
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  1265. Now we'll never know who Jack the Ripper was !
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  1266. It's not the Police Force anymore, it's Police 'Service'. The Police don't use force anymore, gentle persuasion and guidance is the role of the Police today...and if that doesn't work, only then do the Police...run away.
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  1267. Oops... That wasn't supposed to happen... I can't wait to hear the excuse given for this one !
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  1268. 🎵 Who do you think you are kidding Mr Putin if you think we're on the , we are the boys who will stop your little game, we are the boys who will make you think again.". Whistle while you work Putin is a twerp he's quite barmy, so's his army whistle while you work. What iz your name ? Don't tell him Starmer . Ah Starmer !
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  1269.  @georgegeorge4921  - did you try the University hotline. I had to phone up, when I noticed it said Appled Matamatics on the certificate...must point out it's £3 / min... Usually very busy, I was no 45 in the queue and had to hang up after 4 hrs.
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  1270. Did you say "slow" !
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  1271. He probably meant back room...followed by "empty your pockets, it's all on CCTV"
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  1272. Great to see so much ❤️ for Jess in the comments. How this brave Feminist who has called out Misogyny at every opportunity is having to endure this onslaught of toxic masculinity and white privilege from Musk is shameful.. An enquiry into Muslim grooming gangs ! It's just another Tommy Robinson worshipping Far Right excuse to yet again blame the most marginalised community in Britain...and Jess can see it for exactly what it is...Stand strong Jess the Sisterhood is fully behind you.♀️
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  1273. It probably won't make any difference...but at least you know you did the right thing.
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  1274.  @savedfaves  - wouldn't an invisibility Burka be the best solution. ?
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  1275. Oh no, there'll be a winner....and it ain't going to be the education authority !
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  1276. Is there a Klaus Barbie in the movie... For the neo- nazi fans ?
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  1277. But what are the food critics saying about 1917 ?
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  1278. I think an invitation for Nicola to see the view from the Mosque roof would be their preferred option.
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  1279. From the Far right of Afghanistan apparently.
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  1280. Rishi didn't have the gumption to do anything about anything like the rest of the Tory gang, and yes she probably will go to Reform, why fight to be heard in a party that no longer knows what it stands for when there's a willing patry of like mended 'real' Tories that would welcome you with open arms.
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  1281. Josh Lancaster - What you tried to understand his view .... even he doesn't understand his views !
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  1282. Macron (and other world leaders) should use a little glove puppet to keep Trump's attention in situations like this... 90 secs, sorry that's 60sec to long for Trump's attention span !
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  1283. That's all arranged down the mosque nowadays
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  1284. But it must be true...the BBC verified it...🤔
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  1285. They are coming from France..FACT. if the French have let them into their country ( legally or illegally) then they are their responsibility.
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  1286. Just self identify as a woman... And then claim the police have miss gendered you and take them to court... Translawyers4U
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  1287. 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸☪️🇪🇺🌚.welcome here 🇬🇧♂️✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙂.. not welcome...unless you keep your mouth shut.
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  1288. Responsibility....Speaker Believability....... Listener The rest is up to you.
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  1289. Probably a tweet on what his favourite vegetable is.
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  1290. Except Bono and the rest of U2 who are tax exempt.
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  1291. Was certain it was gonna be Jay Slater back from Tenerife...damn lost the bet.
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  1292. Also a big shout out to those trained officers who were on hand to offer counseling for those protestors who experienced hostility from angry motorists.
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  1293. Jerry isn't white .. he's Jewish ? Must check to see if Dulux do a "hint of Jew" in their colour range.
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  1294. Indeed.. shameful how ignorant we are, and don't embrace their culture
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  1295. As long as it's not Naked Attraction.... Please NO !!!
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  1296. An "odd" Russian spy ... Vladimir Izzard !
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  1297. Well..I hope he has better luck than his Uncle did when he took legal advice as to what to do.... Luckily for the Queen, she won't have to sell off some of the family silver to bail him out if... I mean, when he loses.
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  1298. Most NHS staff are overweight... So she'll fit in perfectly.. Also if she turns out useless at the job.. Perfect!
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  1299. That's right, Diane Abbott went full remain....you know what I mean ?....
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  1300. It is so blatant, and all come about within a few years. The high st is dead, just takeaways, Turkish barbers, nail bars, vapes and charity shops....and the charity shops are the only ones staffed by white British people.
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  1301. Probably also wearing a loud shirt in a built up area
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  1302. Ah...you have noticed the flaw in his argument.
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  1303. This is what the Scottish people voted for....let them enjoy it.
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  1304. He must have been watching "Cape Fear" which was on tele the other week.... looking for an arab in london is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
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  1305. Granville...fe, fe,fe fetch a cloth
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  1306. They were punishing US !! Manchester arena, Lee Rigby, all the bombs and stabbings carried out by his "kind" and promoted by the likes of Chaudrey ( just sentences to life in prison for promoting terror)..oh and not forgetting the grooming gangs, and he's being punished.. Un f*****g believable !
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  1307. " HERE'S... JOANNIE "
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  1308. ​ @davidhughes4089  -...and I'm quite happy to keep it that way, think you very much.
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  1309. Well if you want a job at the BBC, they do advertise in.... The Guardian.
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  1310. Well, actually you do....it's called a mass shooting.
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  1311. "The devil makes work for idle hands".... We never had this problem when they were chopping down sugar cane or tobacco back on the plantation... 🤔
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  1312. BBC news just called them the "FAR RIGHT English Defence League" ... In Leeds and outside Rochdale police station after Manchester airport it was the " local Community"...also it's strange how when it's white people only then does the riot gear go on..🤔
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  1313. If someone isn't invited into your home why should you have to put up with them, worse still have to pay for the privilege of having to put up with them. Your "assumption" is it's racist.. if these people ( predominantly young males) don't look like the indigenous population is not the main issue ( look at Jordan and Egypt refusing Palestinian refugees and actually expelling them because they're a security risk, same with Pakistan and Afghan refugees.. are they racist ?) . I get sick of the "Wacist" card being used to close down the debate, if you want to pay my share of having to look after them fine, but don't complain when you realise you have made a huge unchangeable mistake.
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  1314. Yep.. she's right, they are terribly white.... But then look what happens when you let a black one in.. total f****g mayhem.
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  1315. Was there any news on how the search for Saddam Hussein's "Weapons of mass destruction" is going in those documents by any chance ?
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  1316. Come on, you can't have enough.. Strictly Come Dancing, Paddy McGuiness, Mr's Browns Boys and Ru Paul's Drag race...
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  1317. Funny... because it's true...you know they'll be out on Sunday..blue hair, facial piercings & tattoos and t shirts with the Palestine and ranbow flags entwined in solidarity.... Hamas must be delighted that the Queers are hot for Palestine.
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  1318. Do the washing ??.. I'm sorry, but women have to keep some mystery and femininity about them... Like doing the washing and cleaning the toilet !
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  1319.  @davey1602  - obviously humour is a mystery as far as you're concerned... it's a joke ffs
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  1320. Wow..What a great story... does he still keep in touch ?
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  1321. That's a bit harsh, I wasn't a fan of Mary Hopkins either.. but I wouldn't say she was that bad 🤔
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  1322. Maybe if the church leaders did what they're paid to do, ie promote their religion instead of singing the praises of "that" religion and turning both cheeks ( and bending over). As an atheist..Christianity has got itself to blame.
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  1323. Starmer's definitely looking more portly these days.. and he always has that guilty look on his face..🧐
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  1324. Except it didn't
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  1325. And now you can't see the arch !
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  1326. Trump to advisors - Why can't the microphone use "predictive speak" so I don't have to think hard about words ..like when I tweet.
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  1327. Yep..Trump showing Greta Thunberg how to save the planet. !
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  1328. Andrew, you have excelled yourself with this one ...👋👋👋👋
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  1329. Putting it into perspective- Say for example the hotels charge £60/day X 800( who've come in one day)= £48000 Per week £336000 Per yr. £17,520,00. And the govt is telling us we need to pay more tax for elderly welfare... Yeah right !
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  1330. Dianne has been doing the number crunching as regards how many Taliban we can get out before the 31st
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  1331. I don't think it will stay all wine and roses in the Trump camp...or the Kings court if you prefer, give it time and somebody is going to end up on the chopping block..just depends who.
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  1332. Don't bring the Beatles into this...!
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  1333. It's strange how it's the so called Far Right thats the solution to stopping this.... 🤔
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  1334. Pitchforks and torches....oh, and a baying mob.
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  1335.  @Stew282  - did you know you can earn a fortune for just watching videos... It's true, some woman just told me during an advert...when I was watching a video !
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  1336. BBC is riddled with leftist ideology and bias..the more they try to deny it the more blatant it becomes.
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  1337. "I have a good f'wend in Todmorden called Biggus Dickus "
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  1338. Amazon delivery driver or criminal...why not combine the two and steal the parcels...even have a threepenny bit on the customers drive.... OI, OI
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  1339. PC Pisspots optimistic attitude is so encouraging.
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  1340. Wow...havent been this excited about a fight since Mick McManus V Catweazel.
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  1341. Yeah, should have been "Ginger Unchained"
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  1342. Fact...The suicide rate quadruples after the James O'Brien show.
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  1343. Could you just switch off the Scottish Enlightenment on your way out..thanks.
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  1344. Better get down B&Q and check out their range of nuclear fallout shelters..oh and stock up on toilet paper.
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  1345. Why Pink and Blue.... surely it should have been rainbow coloured.
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  1346. They're buggered if the gravediggers are having the day off as well !
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  1347. Through the door like everyone else....once she realised to pull not push.
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  1348. Still no cure for the common cold or cancer...but we can help men with a sexual fetish lactate...well done ..what next the first acne transplant
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  1349. Unfortunately there's to many that don't
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  1350. Well closing down the steel works at Scunthorpe is clearly going to help the situation immensely... saving lives and the added bonus of saving the planet at the same time.. it's a win win situation ..well done Keir 👍
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  1351. It's a good job everybody had a gun.... otherwise no one would have got shot and the whole thing forgetting about. Remember the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
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  1352. It isn't just the Conservatives that are turning to Reform it's the traditional red wall Labour seats that are having the biggest impact on their success and under Starmer that's not going to change.
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  1353. "Begbie" in Trainspotting fell 'Fowl' of the old turkey burger...very traumatic !
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  1354. Unfortunately,Charlie now wants to be known as Charlene... And identifies as a unicorn.
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  1355. It's a constant worry..should I be worried about something..am I worrying enough about it ...or should I not worry about it...I just don't know what to do !
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  1356. ... "Panic on the streets of London, panic on the story of Birmingham ..I wonder to myself could life ever be sane again"
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  1357.  @the_forbinproject2777  - which is picked up by the Fairy Dust bin Wagon.
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  1358.  @joshuataylor3550  - correct...you spotted the deliberate mistake I put in to make sure you red it properly.
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  1359. Who said anything about Santa
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  1360. GUARDIAN READER ALERT ! GUARDIAN READER ALERT !
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  1361. Many wealthy pensioners ?. what about those that aren't wealthy and aren't eligible for PC. I bet they're delighted...even better still the fuel bills are going up in January, so the extra the Govt takes off them in VAT will go towards paying the increasing benefits burden of PC.
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  1362. Well Rishi's more your Greggs pasty or pie and chips sort of bloke isn't he.
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  1363. Bloody White Van Man... again !
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  1364. Have you tried interpretive dance?
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  1365. Yeah..but which one Mens or women's ?
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  1366.  @ericaabbiss1228  - the clue is "different type of Carona Virus"
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  1367. Luckily it's not the cat and dog shelter
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  1368. Funny how the MSM and the Leftists seem to ignore that little fact !
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  1369. Exactly...never understand why the BBC has to fly out news presenters to stand there and do what they could do sitting on their arse back in the studio...oh I forgot we're paying for it of course.
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  1370. Films like "A Clockwork Orange", "Attack on Precinct 13" or more recently "The Purge" don't seem so far fetched anymore.... Fiction is becoming Reality.
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  1371.  @petersutton523  - European fishing industry is F*cked without access to our waters. That's the problem. The European consumers will still want fish... Even if it's British fish.
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  1372. Yep...she should be on casters
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  1373. Sunak(ed) is just a talking Head, he reads whats put in front of him and does what his advisors tell him to. I honestly think his advisors take every opportunity to highlight his total lack of political awareness just fir fun... "it'll stop raining once you get out there..now here's your speech".." It was 80 years ago, it doesn't matter if you nip off early no ones going to notice..beside Camerons got your back "
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  1374. The Conservatives are a spent force, there is no point voting for them.. the only real opposition to Labour is REFORM
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  1375. Most people didn't vote labour for Starmer or their policies, they just didn't want to vote Conservative... And now they're realising the error of their ignorance... surely the fact that Starmer was unable to define what a Woman is should have set the alarm bells ringing.!
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  1376. Don't pay and if the driver asks just plead ignorance " me no speak ingiliss..i ass-illum seeker".... what's the driver gonna do ?
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  1377. Morrissey was very much on the left in his younger days. But has obviously come to his senses in later life... Diversity does not unite.
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  1378. De do do dat.
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  1379. I know...a natural born leader if ever there was one.
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  1380. Car wash workers, pizza shop staff...and cannabis house sitters.... essential workers !
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  1381. I hear you're a racist now Nigel !
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  1382. You're so brave Johnny, floating on your own tears in a floatation tank.... your humanity is overwhelming. I'm sure James would appreciate it... If he gave a sh*t.
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  1383. Does anyone know the Steven Seagal "Body Double" body count...he gets through them as quick as he does tubes of toupee adhesive.
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  1384. What this proves is English tea makes an Americans voice raise two octaves
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  1385. So that's why the dinosaurs died out, not an asteroid... But farted themselves to death.
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  1386. Latest on the news says the Govt is going to have emergency talks with the French.....which basically means we're going to give them more money... Remember insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting a different result ... Mind you it is benefitting the economy... That's the French economy of course!
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  1387. 14 years later they come up with ideas to combat the problems they created... they have NOTHING to offer the British people...sick of hearing the "get tough" BS.
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  1388. Because you're not a Turkish barber, car wash owner, kebab shop owner or deliveroo driver...or any other essential worker we've imported.
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  1389. Wouldn't be surprised if Labour allows this.
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  1390. Yes they should have their sentences overturned..of course at the time you could say it was speculation by them..but then Starmer said those involved in the riots were Far Right members of the English Defence League. So what's the difference !
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  1391. He's been advising Kier Starmer on why Women should not be classed as a women just because they've got a cervix.
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  1392. Just in case, the Monks now identify as Nuns...and have converted to Islam.
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  1393. Corbyns probably got some old Polaroids in a shoebox burried on his allotment which he digs up every now and then to remind him of the old days.
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  1394. "you've got a smashing pair of dumplings there Babs" Oh Sid..what are like .heeeheeeheee. !!!
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  1395. Grill , GRILL !! Ova coal fire ...and then when"t coal fire goes out, you ave ashes for dessert... Proper Yorkshire Xmas that is !
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  1396. Essential workers we keep getting told...Turkish barbers, car washers, deliveroo drivers didn't exist in 1990...Lied to constantly, and yes there clearly is a connection with India and their glove puppet PM being shoehorned in to power.
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  1397. To be fair to Terry there's not much demand for an Al Johnson tribute act of late !
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  1398. If the name is in the public domain and one of the comments in your previous video (if accurate) went into a lot of detail about the individual..then why shouldn't Farage be able to name him should be your argument not why does he want to name him.
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  1399.  @anthonybarra2391  - yeah, but it's also YT...and they can't be trusted..just like you know who!
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  1400. I can't help but quote the Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder 2 ..." I'm a colossal pervert...no form of sexual depravity is to low for me, animal , vegetable or mineral ..ill do anything to anything"... that's the sort of truthful commitment to the Church thats lacking from our religious leaders nowadays.
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  1401. If it was 🏳️‍🌈 and/or 🇵🇸 would there be a problem ?...I think we all know the answer
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  1402. I would like to mention David Lammy.
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  1403.  @ChrisMurray-iw9ij  - I worked in Birmingham over 15 yrs ago and went to Alum Rock.I couldn't believe it, it was like driving through Karachi.
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  1404. Well, thats 2 million Non Crime Hate Incidents to be investigated, and rising ..the police are going to be busy.
    2
  1405. Yep..100 years ago. So 40,000 + civil servants just in the Home office for a population of 66m. Of course we now have more pens to push.. so that probably accounts for the increase 🤔
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  1406. Hope so..may have been a drag Queen late to a junior school 🌈 Trans awareness book reading appointment...who just lost control whilst putting on "Their" makeup in the mirror... Imagine the public outcry if they mis gendered "Them"
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  1407.  @tc5273  - a bit of both.. just like BLM they dare not criticise them in case they get called "wacist" etc... Only when the penny drops and they realise they've been duped do they say anything !
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  1408. Sturgeon and Murrell cooking crystal meth ?😮.... Scotland the highest drug death rate in Western Europe under SNP rule...of course, it's all making sense now 🤔..... they'd better call Saul ASAP.
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  1409. Absolutely..it's an essential part of the Capts pre flight routine.
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  1410. Whys he wearing a training bra ? ... His chest is flatter than his jokes !
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  1411. Well with statements like that no wonder they want to pull down his statue..he was obviously an islamophobic wacist !!!
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  1412. So all the time he was a member did he not look around and think...umm theres no women in here. But now it's an issue... absolute w*nk*r.
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  1413. First question..so what type of woman are you looking for ? " well definitely not one with a penis" I think that answer applies both ways and kills any chance of your "izzard" types actually having a genuine lesbian relationship.
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  1414. I don't think anyone was mis- gendered so not a high priority.
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  1415. Blimey.... she's not related to that Nigerian Prince who keeps sending me emails by any chance. 🤔
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  1416. Greyson Perry by his own admission chose dresses that hid the fact he had an erection when wearing them... The likes of Kenny Everett, Dick Emery, Two Ronnie's, Monty Python etc were playing it for laughs.. unfortunately the humour has gone and we now have to celebrate this "Weirdness" without criticism or else you're transphobic... I'm sorry but I don't celebrate someone's fetish especially when it's getting sexually excited about pretending to be a prepubescent girl.
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  1417. Hopefully it'll Pish down.
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  1418. At least he's jacked in all that IRA nonsense now.
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  1419. Look to the The college of Policing, Regional Mayors in charge of Police ( especially S Khan). identity politics in Govt bodies ( especially Home Office ) and the MSM...and of course our Political leaders who can't even lie straight in bed.
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  1420. Come the Trial and the verdict and then the inevitable Fall out. We will see...and I'm going to hazard a guess here, that Starmer and certain others will have more to answer than Farage or some of those currently detained at His Majestys pleasure....and of course the inevitable " lessons must be learnt" being the main thing uttered as some sort of closure afterwards.....till the next time of course.
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  1421. The Pensioner in Hartlepool probably felt the same way...before he was stabbed to death by an Asylum seeker who wasn't happy about what was happening in Palestine. They will not integrate, they have no need to, the more that arrive will see to that.
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  1422. Ummm quite.. normally a civil servant would leave a top secret document on the bus .. that's the traditional British method of going about this sort of thing ...🤔
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  1423. George Orwell got it right...except not so much big brother as... "indeterminate sized non gender specific related person" is watching you.
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  1424. 🎵🎵 Springtime for Stalin and Russia..ee 🎵🎵
    2
  1425. Yep or "Mad Jack" Churchill of the commandos
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  1426. A Dutchman telling us we have done the right thing ! As an Englishman I'm telling you the Dutch did the right thing as have the French, we will not be rejoining the EU and I'll go as far to say the EU will cease to exist ( especially in it's current form) in the coming years.
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  1427.  @taefravis  - it's the majority of those that turned out and voted ( is what I said)..that's the majority that COUNTS . Your assumption is that all those who couldn't be bothered to vote were remainers. Even if they were, they still don't COUNT because they didn't vote !. Farage was not responsible for how the Govt implemented Brexit. Most MPs ( all parties) were remainers including May who tried to appease them along with two years wasted through incompetent negotiations led to BoJo'' s 80 seat majority, because the "majority" that voted realised we had left and simply wanted to get on with it... The Tories managed to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory that's why Stumper ( staunch remainer who wanted the vote overturned) has stated there is no going back...or will he go back on his promise ? 🤔
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  1428. That last bloke interviewed is the one who hasn't got a clue not the MP. If he can't be bothered to vote then his opinion is worthless.
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  1429. If its a Trans Woman then it's Monday to Sunday...and bank holidays
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  1430. 45k runners and the BBC had to stop him for a chat...what were the chances of that happening !..also if the transwomen have lower testosterone and the transmen have higher testosterone why can't they compete in their own trans category...there shouldn't be any advantage either way then... problem solved.
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  1431. You can't...the frogs now identify as toads.
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  1432. What is going on around the world ? Enlighten us
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  1433. 👋👋
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  1434. Those pesky Russian Bots tapping away on their Commodore 64s..." I like Tommy Robinitski and you to should like Tommy Robinitski if you know what is good for you comrade"
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  1435. I hear you're Far Right now Father...should we all be Far right, its just the farm takes up most of my time and when i get in i just like a cup of tea.
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  1436. Excuse me...Nish Kumar .
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  1437. Absolutely... Not enough obese Afghans with diabetes and high blood pressure.....that would have stopped them fighting!
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  1438. Cant wait to see him in his Fischer Price 🌈 police car.
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  1439.  @jamesbond4810  - those people have a strong work ethic, don't cause a fuss and don't have the "victim " mentality which means they don't feel the need to should about how their lives matter ..they just get on with it.
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  1440. Noticed they had that war criminal and perpetual Gobshite Alistair Campbell on GMB.... didn't think they could find a bigger Twat than Morgan ..but they managed it !
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  1441.  @idratherbeaphilthanajustin9533  - oh, so your an ornafolajist.
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  1442.  @idratherbeaphilthanajustin9533  - I've seen that BBC page, thought it was the BBC dyslexic channel at first. Fair enough certain people speak that way..but to have to spell it out for them !
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  1443. Except for one of the wise men... The one that brought the kfc
    2
  1444. Aren't White people a minority group in Islington ?
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  1445. "GBNs "Free Speech Nation" you would never get on the BBC (actual gender critical debate !!!). Also the "leftist" Novara Media presenters spend more time on GBN than their own channel and they were quick to criticise it before it even aired. Also you aren't paying for it so you don't have to watch it.. you can always watch the British Biased Corporation if you want to keep up with your dose of Palestine propaganda.
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  1446. I blame North Sea gas and deciminalisation..and the introduction of colour television
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  1447. I thought his last words were "don't tell your parents"
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  1448. Yep, always the so called Far Right.. when it's just about the Right thing to do.. so keep saying it because eventually the people realise... Sweden, Netherlands Italy, Hungary, hopefully soon France... Are getting the message..And Ireland, UK and Germany need to follow suit.
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  1449. Neither use or ornament.
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  1450. Absolutely.. it was tough going for them during the Blitz.
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  1451.  @stephfoxwell4620  - do you think that might have been one of his questions .. 🤔
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  1452. I feel cheated...I donated George Floyd's $20 dollar bill to the cause.
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  1453. Cannabis should be legal quality Controlled, sold through authorised outlets and taxed just like alcohol... you'll still have criminals just as with illegal cigs and booze who try to sell counterfeit goods...but hopefully the police and Cus & ex would target them instead of the users, all of which to me would make more sense... although knowing the way our Police work, this would still not have priority over twitterspat crime.
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  1454. Sorry, we don't want your type here... ♥️'s shouldn't be allowed on biscuits.
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  1455. Ties in with rewriting of history through TV & film .. Who decided this on "our" behalf.
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  1456. There was a previous "meeting" of these two when Anderson went to grab his hat. Shouldn't have done it first time shouldn't second.. don't think there'll be a third. Bray is annoying and should just be ignored.. it's that simple
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  1457. Wow, it's great to hear from a real armchair expert.. instead of a retired Rear Admiral who probably hasn't played Call of Duty like yourself and therefore has no understanding of modern warfare.
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  1458. But they're all gonna become cobblers and key cutters for Timpsons, why would they reoffend and throw away their future careers...Starmer thinks to himself...🤔
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  1459. Irish setters ?
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  1460. Oh no Doctor it's the Dikliks.. " MASTURBATE.. MASTURBATE.. MASTURBATE.." Oooh...they seem a lot frendlier than they used to be.
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  1461. So just having a Tuber close is enough to get you in...even if you can't play it ?
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  1462. Thanks ... from the lads down the recycling centre
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  1463. Free Queers 🏳️‍🌈 for Palestine 🇵🇸.
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  1464. No, he was turned down by seven other banks. They also didn't give him a reason for closing his account....but they did to the BBC without his permission.
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  1465. The Right are trying to stop it while the Left just perpetuate it....the EU & Angela Merkel are to blame.
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  1466. They can self identify as thin nowadays..which is a weight off their minds at least.
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  1467. Doesn't seem to stop you watching it !
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  1468. Well now thats finally been confirmed i expect to see a huge increase in new Police officer recruits.
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  1469.  @petertaysum8947  - thanks for reminding me.. of course the cut backs to local authority arts funding due to stringent Austerity measures had a terrible effect on the zither and accordion players of the UK.. luckily many East Europeans players from Romania, Albania and Bulgaria answered the call to fill the musical void, and now along with their big issue selling wives and daughters funding them, they're able to entertain us in our city centres.. especially at this time of year when we cheer on the Queers for Palestine marchers during the festive season .
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  1470. Is it only a matter of time before historic film and photos are altered via CGI (Deep Fake as it's called ) to include black people to support this narrative. ?
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  1471. "What will I do with this this one ?" Just stamp it "APPROVED" and put it over there with the rest.
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  1472.  @chasleask8533  - Albania
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  1473. ​ @Sean-n2m -- the "Queers for Palestine" were there proudly waving their 🌈 flags.. yes there really is such a group.
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  1474.  @thedarkdefender7780  - don't be so sexist.
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  1475. 'the best gags' ...?
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  1476. They have... And they're back in the UK.
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  1477.  @tc5273  - No doubt BLHM is an essential part of the Chinese education curriculum... Along with 🌈 studies
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  1478. Notice the Chinese Bots are sending out messages to all the comments on here. In which case can I just say... I ♥️ China 🙈🙉🙊
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  1479. FH- always treat your kite like you treat your woman. Lt Geo- Do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother ? FH- No...get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back.
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  1480. From next year it'll be more like Bontempi or Casio schools.
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  1481. From the point of view of your Guardian reading white guilt ridden beta male and his ( insert pronoun) " trans woman is a real woman" embracing feminist partner. The working class just don't "understand" what's best for them, and as such can't be allowed to make decisions in case they get it wrong. Of course you have to let the working class vote, but they have to be "steered" towards voting the right way... especially since Brexit,. That's why you couldn't possibly let the working class decide on something like immigration.. it's to big a risk !!
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  1482. There'll be riots down the chippy if they don't get their vimto.
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  1483. What they didn't mention was it stars Nicola Sturgeon and Humza Yousaf...tickets still available.
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  1484. And they never got to wear their one love🌈 armbands either ..Harry Kane must have been double gutted.
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  1485. First thing mentioned in the budget £1m for a muslim memorial... The Bomber command memorial unveiled in 2012 did that receive £1m from the Govt ?...no, it was donations by the public and veterans and championed by the late BeeGee Robin Gibb that got it built...in 2013 it was vandalised and guess what was daubed on it.."islam".... Why do THEY recieve beneficial treatment and OUR money every bloody time !
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  1486. I like it when they have the token pasty middle class white person in the steelband... actively embracing "their" culture
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  1487. Is one of them mixed race ?
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  1488.  @SirBorisHayter  - it was downgraded to Covid 18.
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  1489. Rishi will be offered a Platinum card never mind Gold or green.
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  1490. Definitely Stewart Lee. Along with Nish Kumar... In fact the worst scenario would be those two as guests on the Last Leg.... Along with Sandy Toksvig of course !
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  1491. I think its reassuring when the BBC describes the perpetrator as white...shows they haven't been totally replaced yet.
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  1492. Or guilty
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  1493. Last Night of the Proms is coming up shortly....No doubt the Police will be on high alert in case it kicks off... again!
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  1494. One thing he didn't predict was the hundreds coming across the English Channel every day ... And being housed in hotels at the taxpayers expense !!. For a man of his generation that served to protect this Country it would have been unthinkable !... Unfortunately I fear it's to late.
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  1495. I expect the next step is for the Oscar to be remodeled... Made out of ebony with breasts to represent the tran-woman ( no best actress award now of course) and sitting in a wheelchair ..with the inscription in chinese.
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  1496. You mean self identify as lefties ?... it's a crazy idea but it might just work... I'm gonna be Diane Abbott from now on.
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  1497.  @rowie32  - Not Germans...that would be anti German.
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  1498. Yep..looks like that well isn't gonnna get dug...or that donkey getting a manicure.
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  1499. No doubt there's probably a 17 ye old hacker in Moscow who's already got access to the NHS database !
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  1500. Get Fred the Weatherman back..he always seemed really nice.
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  1501. Which islamic country is this happening in..oh, hang on a minute it's Londonistan.
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  1502. Bangladeshi Buggernation Street.
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  1503. CHALKBOARD...please !.
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  1504. Definitely black.. it's just the old engine oil they used gives the the lake that "midnight charcoal" effect in the sunlight.
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  1505. You should feel ashamed.. that's why he's had to take in asylum seekers to make ends meet... £1.5m p/y + his crisp money Christ almighty..how does he survive !
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  1506. They had a golden opportunity ( probably never to be repeated) to crack down on all "wokeism"... If they had they and the Country wouldn't be in the mess it is now.
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  1507. Professor ..(Insert name here). of ..(insert subject here). Now peel off sticky tape backing and place in frame.
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  1508. Like a decaying ginger cat roadkill surrounded by flies
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  1509. Hey Teacher...leave them rioters alone
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  1510.  @DrWhosmate  - that's why you can't get a dental appointment... they're all out with their homie Bro's mixing it up down the back of the council planning department...init !
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  1511.  @DrWhosmate  -..and this year's Ivor Novello award for outstanding songwriting goes to... Toof Cappa MC
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  1512.  @towenaar4142  - only doing what God wanted me to
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  1513. Shouldn't that be Onlyfannies ?.....either way I'll check it out, I've got a shitpile of toilet paper to get through.
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  1514. Apparently Father Ted and Father Dougal were outside.. " Down with this sort of thing"
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  1515. Does that 5% include the previous crimes the burglar admits to when /if caught... If so then Blimey !
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  1516. RKO movies present. Boris Karloff starring in... Trans Frankensteins baby
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  1517. Indeed... normally they're convicted after the state reception
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  1518. This MP is a total waste of f***ing DNA.... And unfortunately he's not the exception !
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  1519. More ABBA....less Ali Baba
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  1520.  @chrisneedham5803  - I think it would be more symbolic....also could the fist be non gender specific.. many of the Universities Lesbian Students feel uncomfortable with a Male fist.
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  1521. As long as you wear your face mask if you're doing it outside... So you're not recognised you should be OK.
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  1522. There's no way he would not have been found guilty other than on the grounds of diminished responsibility. That's why they didn't want to release the picture because he looks mad..even the smiling schoolboy pic hides what he was really like as a schoolboy since he was already on the Prevent watch list..!
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  1523. It's Max Wall.... For those old enough to remember... Sorry, should that be Maxine.
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  1524. Andrew Tate is a narcissistic bullying misogynist who talks utter sh*t. Like the hardest kid in the school with his gang of hangers on, he's on a power trip that relies on his immature fans paying the money for his pearls of wisdom until they find out for themselves they're as fake as he is...in fact i reckon he's a closet homosexual with a taste for womens clothing... So when he comes out remember you read it here first folks !
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  1525. I think we need to consider the safety of Skinheads.... They deserve their own safe spaces without having to share it with someone like Nicolas ..
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  1526. Buy High...sell Low.
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  1527. ...and middle class.
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  1528. .. " Probably the best dog piss in the World "
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  1529. The BBC creating a lot of work for BBC Verify to verify.
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  1530. Nuclear missile..pfft My local authority is a Nuclear Free Zone. ☢️ .. so bring it on Putin, you w*nker !
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  1531. Could be worse...at least Diane Abbott isn't advising her...well i hope not !
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  1532. The question that has always divided historians. Which came first the Wheel or the Wall ?
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  1533. Whenever there's an attack on a xmas market the driver isn't a devout Christian... I'd like to cast your mind back to the car attack at Glasgow airport, Westminster Bridge, Houses of Parliment etc. There is a connection, and before anyone says "What about the Finsbury mosque attack". Yep, christian or not he wasn't prepared to turn the other cheek any longer. All this "information" about the German attacker...an asylum seeker from Saudi Arabia, a doctor ( like one of the Glasgow attackers, the other one was an engineer) and a FAR RIGHT supporter ( of course he had to be !)... So why choose a Xmas market to vent his anger ?.. the fact remains he was a Muslim practicing or not... The BBC are now reporting he was an Islamophobe... So obviously he chose the Xmas market to vent his anger, ironically just as the British police a day earlier were asking people to be extra vigilant at xmas markets and major gatherings over the festive time... Farage is right ( no pun intended )
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  1534. It's a crazy idea..but you know what, it might just work !
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  1535. I'm quite sure that Hama's leader who came to this country on his brother's passport and just about manages to get by on welfare in his council house would swear to god he had told the truth about how he came to be here.
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  1536. Aren't we lucky...What a time to be alive eh !
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  1537. The Twat Valley Police Xmas party will be held on Skype this year
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  1538. Just a little ?
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  1539.  @FatNorthernBigot  - like 2 not quite fully inflated beach balls from the back... And Kirk Douglas's chin from the front.
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  1540. You're not a real horse.. OH YES I AM. Vet- OH NO YOU'RE... Actually you are but you need gelding, I'll get a couple of bricks.
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  1541. ...and sugar cane doesn't cut itself
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  1542. Well I don't rate your chances much fannying about with a tin opener...Pot Noodles..that's what you need to survive the Nuclear Holocaust.
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  1543. "Cashiered number 1" .... boo hoo
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  1544. You mean like being openly gay and championing Gay rights in Saudi Arabia or the rights of oppressed Christians in Pakistan...No, we know what the little gobshite would do... sweet FA !
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  1545. Absolutely right ...You don't win elections by appealing to the minority.. White Brexit voting people... Starmer probably throws up in his mouth at the thought of them !
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  1546. What do you expect from Matthew Wright, she was never off his TV show .....same old shit, except on the radio
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  1547. Dream Train - dream on baby
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  1548. Whilst all these prominent Black people were shaping history. Us White people were chasing antelope on the Serengeti Plains and using elephant dung to paint stickmen on rocks. Why weren't we taught this in school...I feel cheated out of my heritage by these 'white lies' we've been fed over the centuries.
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  1549. Apparently it's all changing during these enlightened times at Oswald Moseley College, Fuckstick University.
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  1550. I'm thinking of moving my Cave painting and smoke signal package from Sky to Plusnet.. they're offering a 10% cow dung reduction and free mud hut connection.
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  1551. Antivax....the equivalent of the race card.
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  1552. Was that on Netflix ?
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  1553. I reckon he'll turn up face down in the Thames... they usually do.
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  1554. COVID, Brexit and the Previous Government(s)..oh, and Margaret Thatcher of course.
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  1555. But Simon, there's a huge Black Radio 4 audience that needs to be catered for.. indeed the recent Radio 3 season of Black classical music was a huge success..who couldn't have been enthralled by Mozart's "Magic Flute" played in its entirety by the Barundi drum Quartet of Brixton.
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  1556. Well that's the first one on the kings New year's honours list.
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  1557.  @russpawson966  - they've lost touch with reality..never mind the working class!
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  1558. I have always believed she was a C...glad you've confirmed it.
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  1559. PERSON, not man..we need a safe space for Starmer.
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  1560.  @briancarno8837  - 👋👋
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  1561. Surprising since it's 100% acrylic
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  1562. It's alleged that Rhodes was homosexual... So wouldn't it be homophobic to pull down his statue? ...gay hero v racist villain ....what a dilemma for Professors of Wokery.
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  1563. BBC meeting would go like this.. So we're all agreed to drop "Dad" from the title, as it may appear to reinforce a Patriarchal attitude. Also "Army"... Could give the impression of potential violence... Now Capt Mainwaring, we're all agreed will be played by Lenny Henry.
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  1564.  @organismseven3700  " could " is not would. And as history has shown getting bogged down in wars has been the failing of many an egotistical leader who thought he "could" get away with it...and if you look at Russian history, they don't have the best track record.. except when they themselves were invaded and put up a "spirited" resistance.
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  1565. .. compulsive eater as well by the looks of it !
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  1566. Just do what I did..get your degree from the Nairobi People's Metropolitan University. I went for the "Applied Mathematics" degree for £15... It was dead easy and It's gotta guaranteed 100% pass rate. No matter what colour you are !
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  1567. 🎵🎵 Chaka Khan....Chaka Khan.
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  1568.  @geoffdundee  This is to certify that ( insert name here) has achieved a BA Degree in ( insert subject here) from Nairobi Metropolitan Honda Civic University.........now press print.
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  1569.  @geoffdundee  - Yes the University was founded by a Nigerian Prince who has kept the University going via telephone donations from kind British OAPs who unknowingly pledge a percentage ( usually 100%) of their life savings.
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  1570.  @wonjubhoy  - and they've spoilt Sasha's chances of owning one now....Buggar!
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  1571. Steady on.... You're getting to technical... You can't expect the people in charge to understand layman's terms like that ..... Or should that be Layperson 🤔
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  1572. Well, 20 tins of Tennant's, a bottle of Buckie and finish off that bag of scagg, and then early to bed....just like last new years eve
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  1573. The common denominator here is "Gun"... repeat "Gun"
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  1574. Thank god we've got TikTok to fall back on..eh Professor. Now that you've diagnosed just how far gone Musk is and Zuckerberg admitting there was something wrong with the COVID diagnosis he'd been given by the US Govt... Its reassuring to know that a platform that caters for those that don't think to deeply and like cat videos will put an end to all this populist nonsense...🤔
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  1575. The R4 afternoon plays are terrible ( as per the TV dramas).. always pushing the identity narrative which the majority of listeners don't relate to.. but then you can't expect the BBC let a good story get in the way of a lie nowadays.
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  1576. Covid is killed off by alcohol....it's a fact, the more alcohol content the more effective it is, Special Brew is a life saver ! 🍻
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  1577. John Betjeman never mentioned this in his poems... especially the one about "Slough" 🤔
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  1578. Wow...the biggest Newspaper scoop since "Freddie Starr ate my hamster". !!
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  1579. ...and the dog walker no doubt hasn't got the courtesy to put the dog mess in the bin..throws it in some poor sods garden on the way home..if they bother to pick it up at all ! ...bloody hell..I could murder them, but like you say they would hum and hah down the tip when you turn up with a bin liner full of a dog walkers limbs !
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  1580. You actually believe that twaddle ?..even he doesn't, he just tries to talk tough because he wants to be leader...actions not words are what the people want and they had 14 years to do it.
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  1581. If the Government wanted to stop all this woke crap it could....but no, they let activist groups infect education, police, law, medicine with extremist views on radical race theory & trans rights etc unopposed ! Just remind me again.. we do have a Conservative government with an 80 seat majority 🤔
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  1582. Idri Elba is outstanding in the new Edward Colston biopic, Having failed to convince parliament to outlaw the Slave trade, he sets sale for the West coast of Africa. His multicultural LGBTQ+ fully inclusive crew arrive in Sierra Leone. Overcome with emotion at the scale of his challenge. He sets about convincing the white slave traders to accept their white guilt and abandon their evil ways. He then establishes a free state based around transrights, self identity and twirking.. which would eventually become Wakanda , he then offers to take the freed slaves to a Safe Space across the Atlantic and a new life in the America's.... ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The Guardian.
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  1583. No...unlike the BBC, Sky & C4 who gave up long ago.
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  1584. Had to divert my gaze from the Jeremy Vine Show ( Owen Jones and the ginger doctor... spouting the usual shite) to catch Gideon's pearl of woke wisdom....come on Jeremy, get Dr Micropenis on the show.. NOW !
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  1585. Starmer is clearly riding the wave of popularity in a way that Farage could only dream of...I think it's probably because Starmer can read what the British people want.
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  1586. Actually you could be onto something there...my suggestion is a solar panel that straps on the back of a cow that charges a car battery round the cows neck ( like the old cow bells).. the batteries could be used to power the milking machine.... I'm asking for £10 million for 100% of the rights to my idea.
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  1587. What for.... Labour would be 10 times worse.
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  1588. Come on down to "Putin's Second Hand Tanks".. free test drives available on all used T72's...yes it's never been a better time to bag yourself a bargain on a new tank from Russia's No1 discount Tank supplier.
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  1589. Pity Owen Jones wasn't on the panel to give a " balanced" opinion as to why this man should be in a women's prison....and then he could return in a few months time to give a balanced opinion on why he has raped a fellow inmate whilst in prison ( let's face it , odds on it's bound to happen).
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  1590.  @titteryenot4524  - yep for the safety of the other inmates... whereas if he was in a men's prison he'd still be in solitary but for his own safety...and I'll tell you now, he wouldn't be pretending to be a woman if that was the case, cause he knows exactly what would happen when the guards aren't there to protect him.
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  1591. He will no doubt be self identify as "she" from now on
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  1592. Not wearing a shirt and tie.
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  1593.  @ant7936  - it'll be £15m by then end of the year.
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  1594. Really ?...I thought he was more into bare Knuckle fighting and downing 10 pints a night in lap dancing clubs...just goes to show you can't always tell. !
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  1595. With all those people marching through London.. the politicians probably think this will be a vote winner..which it obviously will be in a few years for the British Hamas party.
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  1596. who is that smirking twat, france doesn't allow foreign companies to print passports , therefore not the ' european competition rules' that are supposedly in place then, and that chucka fuckwit finds it funny that 600 british workers could loose their jobs. That's the reality
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  1597. His campaign is now officially over...may as well give the keys for No 10 to Stumper and the remains of the so called "Conservative party" to Farage now.
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  1598. Centenary £ notes & coins to have the queen in a Burka ....if fully compliant.
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  1599. Well he does, because the majority voted for him.
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  1600.  @robertdavies199  - well there you go... That's how these gobshites win power.
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  1601. ..let me out !, let me out !
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  1602. He was never a member of parliament before..he never had to.
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  1603. Advisor- "now remember Mr President if the question has the word AFGHANISTAN in it, just say NO and walk away." President- "Ok..afgabasa..haha..San...ahgagagaga...erh.' Advisor- just say NO ..OK..jezuzz !
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  1604. So where does the nuclear family fit in to all of this ?
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  1605. Policeman "we've got to balance your needs"... No you F*****G DON'T, there is no NEED to sit in the middle of the road obstructing traffic.
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  1606. ​ @dogbreaththe3rd851  - probably somebody else's shit if he's a Sam Smith fan.... 😗
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  1607. Remember Libdems, SNP and leftist of the Labour party wanted to get rid of our Nuclear deterrent. Corbyn even wanted to build the trident replacement submarines but without the missiles.. 🙄
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  1608. And let's not forget kez, Keith, Kev ..ehmm.. Kwazi that's it..her man Friday. What a golden era in British politics that was.
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  1609. Same reason your country voted for Biden, Elections aren't won they're lost.. so it's a case of " well I'll vote for them because they can't be worse than the last lot"... Only to find out they are !
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  1610. Do you think they're actually gonna get paid ?... That bus will probably have a terrible accident on the way back.
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  1611. Jointly developed.
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  1612. Keep that dream alive James, one day, who knows, boot polish and a return train ticket to Cambridge..it might just happen.
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  1613. Conservatives need to be asking themselves why people aren't joining their party..not why they're apparently joining Reform.... everyone knows why they're joining Reform.
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  1614. Unbelievable ! The Crown Prosecution Service are joke ..as is the Judges sentence, its supposed to be upto 4years for possession. Definitely got to appeal it.
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  1615. Don't be misled by Cpt Morgan's forward thinking attitude to making Piracy more inclusive for disabled and non binary pirates. He was ruthless when it came to raiding on the High Seas, sorry High Street... No McDonalds was safe from his band of Nike clad Hamburglars.
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  1616. Plankton floating around the ocean know more about American history than him.
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  1617.  @jaquesravalec242  - - and neither do you, but when you have "black" people complaining about, it including MPs saying they're being racially profiled, their human rights are being infringed etc,etc it's a fair assumption to make.
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  1618.  @jaquesravalec242  - well obviously not... C4 prefers the agitators.
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  1619. It's a sexual fetish that we have to accept as normal behaviour in public... What you say about the increase in female ( which they're not) crime figures and being sent to women's ( which they're not) prisons just legitimises their activities. Sturgeon and the SNP, Keir Starmer, Stonewall and all the others promoting this are lib
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  1620. Should it not have been Quasi-Chancellor of the Exchequer. !
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  1621. Hang on...where are the Asian and Chinese origin players ..why is it always about black people ??
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  1622. ​@HM RC - for $70k he does.....but in a straight glass with a Straw.
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  1623. If I was one of those people standing there, i would have waited for both cars to pass before crossing....why take the chance of hoping that incoming driver is going to stop... Highway code or not, don't put your faith in someone else "doing the right thing"
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  1624. Possess the clout, sorry I misread that.. I thought you said cun......
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  1625. I hope the incident didn't upset the occupants of the hotel to much. All that noise could have spoilt their TV viewing... Still look on the bright side, once the police have rounded up the "Troublemakers" it'll be back to normal.. another day, another schoolgirl.
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  1626. Well at least he achieved something in the last 4 yrs
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  1627. 100 % of people surveyed found the term "Stitch that"...followed by a Glasgow kiss, to be the most effective way to win an argument.
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  1628. The Germans announced on the 27/2 they were sending the panzerfaust... So they don't seem to be having a problem getting the stuff to the front
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  1629. Yep, all that "don't look back in anger" B*ll*x after the Manchester arena attack isn't going to wash this time...and he knows it
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  1630. Bring back slavery...then we can put them to use, increase the economy and make everyone wealthier...It's a win win for everyone, and before anyone complains, remember if they don't like it they can always go home. That's fair isn't it ?
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  1631. Still watching it though...hence your comment.
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  1632. Looking at the state France is in...if the Tories had the b*LL*X to just send them straight back .. it would be the end of Macron...The NF would take power and tighten their borders to stop them getting in in the first place... Problem solved !
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  1633. 🤔.. 🚂✈️☎️💻📡🎥🚙🏗️ 🌚..❗
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  1634. I suppose the £500k she gets paid makes up for it
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  1635. Surely, it's a man with a womb ...🤔
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  1636. It's a standard photocopied letter Nigerian pilots have to sign before every flight..just in case.
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  1637. you forgot to mention..we pay for C4. The Govt backtracked from selling it off...it was felt that under private ownership the "quality" of its broadcasting would suffer !!!
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  1638. I wouldn't worry about it.. he's already forgotten what he said by now.
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  1639. The Sunday morning Bring and Buy Market to be precise.
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  1640. That's what Hummus Useless says about his Parents ...not enough white people to complain about back in the old country
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  1641. Well obviously she's moving to a house like that.. she needed a bigger garage for her Bentley..... Stop being so wacist .
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  1642. Its become a non productive industry costing us billions...and the Human Rights Lawyers are the only ones creaming the profits...along with the traffickers.
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  1643. That's obviously the Iranian population you're referring to !
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  1644. Seems to be more like Dr Why !
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  1645. Oh well that's ok....I thought it was a famine, but it was only a genocide.
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  1646. Yeah ...what did the Romans and Norman's ever do for us
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  1647. They had white slaves that did all the work for them...just like today !
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  1648. Apparently the photo shoot took place at the American Omaha and Utah beaches and there was no real need for Sunnak to be there. As US representatives didnt attend British/ Canadian celebrations ..also Treadue did not appear at the photshoot to my knowledge either... I'm not standing up for Sunnak but the whole thing could have been better handled and leaving for a TV interview was unnecessary. Just as the announcement of the election in the pouring rain it exemplifies their lack of awareness.
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  1649. Just a bit more info.. it was actually Coffee and medals from the President..you also missed out Butch Wallis the inventor of the bomb ( a transwoman of color played by Whoopi Goldberg)...oh, and the dog made a full recovery after being run over.
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  1650. Oligarchy regime.... the Labour party
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  1651.  @sarahjaneross2918  - but it's all for the better good. You should know that. If pensioners have to struggle to pay the energy bills so that we can get closer to that Net Zero target ahead of China and India then I'm sure they'll realise the sacrifice was worth it...not that they'll survive that long of course.
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  1652. Ah...now that makes perfect sense, it's for his own good..if only Salman Rushdie had been censored then he wouldn't have nearly been killed and ended up blinded in one eye by someone who obviously needed to be protected ..🤔
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  1653. Most recent S African CV19 death rate 7 day average -31 . UK average -122. 🤔
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  1654. Yep, get rid of nuclear weapons !.. that'll bring Putin to the negotiating table.. probably riding bare chested on a unicorn, waving a rainbow flag.. That SNP woman ( sorry non Gender specific spokesperson) is totally deluded !!
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  1655. Would it be fair to deny these protesters a bank account ( debank them ).. the banks like to do it to people that have views that don't align with their values ( ie Farage)...🤔
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  1656.  @stevemcgowen  - Google it and you'll find out if you don't align with their values they'll close your account
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  1657. I'm sure Sam Smith would love nothing better than a never ending Mass Debating session over "they"...
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  1658. And the icing on the pensioners xmas cake is energy bills are going up in January... meanwhile along with other "wealthy" nations at COPout29 they're offering a combined $250 billion per annum to help poorer nations deal with climate change.... Including the likes of Afghanistan
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  1659. ...and will there be a cake, like a birthday cake, but says " I'm the greatest President ever" ..yeah I'd like that ... big cake .. great big cake.. oh, and stick some candles on it.
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  1660. If the MOTD viewing figures go up without him..... Then that's it, bye bye Gary..and the others unless they put their mortgage payments before their support for him.
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  1661. They are criminals, they come here illegally from France... And as for swing to the Right ! The problem is Boris and his govt have been to liberal... Kemi is a Conservative..shock horror, gasp.... At last a real leader.
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  1662. He's made a good living defending them and stopping them from getting deported.
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  1663. Yep, not since Neville Chamberlain said "peace in our time" has anyone made such a wrong prediction.
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  1664. Rumour has it..Barry's lined up to be one of the judges on celebrity MasterChef.
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  1665. He's not the prime minister...yet
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  1666. Anyone old enough to remember the" Not the Nine O'clock News" sketch with the President and "cup cakes"..if not it's on YT.
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  1667. Wicker Person... If you please.
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  1668. He is only doing it because Le Pen and the NF are breathing down his neck.
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  1669. They obviously took a leaf out of Hamas's book on how to make friends and influence people ...i await Russia's response and inevitable Islam State flags outside Parliament..."Queers for Palestine and Islamic State"
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  1670. Labour are "Levelling Down"... hopefully by the end of their term ( probably sooner) the Country will be so poor, it will not be worth while illegal immigrants coming here as it will be worse than the S**t holes they are originating from ...And that folks is how Labour will stop the boats..
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  1671. The Mayor and Labour govt are not going to cancel it..every year stabbings ( some fatal, 6 since 1987) and mutiple arrests.its what the local people have to put up with along with other violence, the noise and rubbish including excrement in gardens....all for the sake of diversity and so called "culture"
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  1672. "Within my person".... about my person makes more sense.
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  1673.  @bromion5123  me neither ..just had to correct that particular part
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  1674. Lots of Double Decker buses back then !
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  1675. Will there be an estate version ?
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  1676. Need to get the Royal Navy in the channel to recruit their replacements..asap
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  1677. If only we had a conservative government with an 80 seat majority.... Imagine what could be achieved!
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  1678. AhAh.... another right wing jewish conspiracy to hold back a Woman of Colour trying to break the mysoginistic glass ceiling of academia in the 21 century. Copyright..Look and Listen 2024 ( just in case she nicks it for her leaving speech )
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  1679. Maybe the BBC have reported this because NFs direct debit payment for his TV licence didn't go through ...you know how vindictive the BBC can be if they don't get their money.
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  1680. 👉 Jess Philips.. sat there with a face like a smacked arse after what Musk said about her next to Yvette Cooper in Parliament. Both complete and utter hypocrites.
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  1681. Looks like another news presenter (Andrew Dixon) is leaving Sky after 20 yrs for GBN... I think the message is starting to get thru to BBC, ITN & Sky ..That even the newsreaders have had enough of the same old s**te.
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  1682.  @jimmyp7928  - just watched the news about illegal immigrants ( 1000 yesterday !!) coming over the channel and the news says charities are extremely concerned about over crowding at the detention centre and demand more places made available for them because it breaches their human rights !.... Honestly, it just boils my p*ss how we are taken for granted by every bleeding heart libtard that ignores the people here and priorities every f*****r else !
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  1683. Birds of a feather flock together .....if only they'd flock off back where they came from.
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  1684. England return to the world stage !... Not Britain just England. Our politicians are and have been responsible for our decline through putting faith in the EU and the WEF indoctrination instead of self belief in Britain and it's people. Germany the richest Country in the EU has for years been one of the worst offenders for not paying their fare share into NATO. It, us and the rest of the EU has absorbed immigrants on a monumental scale and we now see the results, most recently in Munich by an asylum seeker not deported after a failed application ( how many times have we heard that old chestnut). JD Vance is absolutely 100% correct in summing up our and Western Europes predicament... All self inflicted through weak governments soaking up the WEF mantra which has led to a paralysis in real leadership.
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  1685. Bit tricky for the Daleks.
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  1686. The "Save the Tavistock" charity..!
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  1687. You can't defend the indefensible. And it has been quite clear that those who do not like NF can not bring themselves to see beyond their dislike ( or pure hatred) of him and admit how wrong the whole thing is. It was only yesterday that Starmer spoke out about the Ferage/Coutts Affair, which was also the day he admitted that a woman is an adult human female.( Shock horror ..gasp ). Rachel Reeves liked to point out that Alison Rose was being persecuted because she was a woman who had reached the top in banking.( Now also the first to resign from the top in banking).. "Go Woke go Broke" seems to be ringing true !
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  1688. "Down with this sort of thing"
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  1689. It's the Advertising Agencies... they're infested with this woke sh*te... obviously they looked at the Paris opening ceremony and thought thats what you need to sell cars..!
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  1690. Amos Brearly or Mr Wilks must be turning in their Graves !
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  1691. He wasn't cancelled ..he wouldn't sign a new contract because of ofcom.
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  1692.  @keithrose6931  - good.. an argumentative person with a gun is the last person that should have a gun..
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  1693.  @formicapple2  - no they're not..non firearms users are the most law abiding... Duhh
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  1694.  @lastswordfighter  - you're obviously mentally unstable ... And should not be anywhere near a gun.
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  1695. Nobulus maximus.
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  1696. No it's the pies that get recycled.
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  1697.  @GearHedd  - and remember all these vehicles that are expendable... Are simply being used to get those special forces forward ! .. of course, it all makes perfect sense now !!.. Those Russian generals won't be happy knowing their battle plans have been rumbled.😂
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  1698. Was it sent recorded delivery
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  1699. I blame the Greeks they were invented it.. GAYNESS
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  1700. He didn't make a false claim or lie to the police, she did and was caught out when she used the phone she reported stolen. Yes she got a sentence as he did, but she claimed to be the" victim" of a mugging that she reported to the police..that's where the integrity and honesty comes in...even for politicians !
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  1701.  @Fluxiton  - my point is she reported a crime to the police that wasn't.. claiming she was the victim of a mugging. He wasn't the victim of a crime " he" had reported. I'm not being politically biased either way Just explaining why they're different.
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  1702.  @mayamelagia  - most MPs ?.
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  1703. Ben Van Der Wank....blah,blah,blah.
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  1704. Literally
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  1705. I disagree about it being the same as it was in the past... I remember a scene from Andrew Marrs BBC series about Britain, and it showed marchers in the early 70s carrying placards with the N word ( yes that word I can't print !). And he said that 'we find this shocking and unacceptable today". Old comedy programmes never get repeated, from Alf Garnett, "It Ain't Half hot mum" up to more recently Little Britain and the League of Gentlemen. Why ? because someone might be offended. Even stating the fact a man can not be a woman gets you cancelled or a visit from the police, as with Posie Parker.. Yes free speech comes with responsibility.. likewise it's the responsibility of the viewer or listener as to whether they might be offended.
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  1706. Could there be a "Cleverer" Trump in an alternative universe......or is this as good as it gets... Probably best the Scientists leave that one alone.
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  1707. I feel sorry for you Andrew. They banned you from the comedy clubs and now they're stopping you performing your genitofecal art....shame on them.
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  1708. There's definitely no need to stare on the tube.... Use a hidden camera instead, and then you can think about committing all sorts of sexual crimes in the comfort of your own home whilst watching the playback 🎥
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  1709. The war in France finished in 1945.
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  1710. Scotland voted for the govt....they have themselves to blame.
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  1711. What right leaning person ? All the panel shows are made up of the same faces with their predictable leftist crap.. especially Nish Kumar and Jo Brand.
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  1712. So much for the experts and media pollsters.... Kamala no doubt still crying in her bedroom whilst Hillary offers words of comfort on the phone. "I know Kamala, I know.. I've been there let it all out sister". boohoo...😭
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  1713. Yes, it's great that the BBC dropped less important news items to report on this prestigious occasion.. I'm sure viewers up and down the country will be ecstatic at this wonderful anouncement ..... Zzzzz
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  1714. You read the back page ! ... Pick up, Turn to page 3, close, put back on the shelf.... buy a twix and leave shop.
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  1715. Yes, if only those storm troopers had claimed to be unaccompanied children from war torn France.. 🤭
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  1716. Obviously the Black Death..... everyone knows that !
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  1717. Only potential positive from this is statistically it would have been another black on black crime ..🌚
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  1718. I'd just like to mention two names... Ozzy Osbourne & Russell Brand. 🤔
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  1719. Yeah it's not the same when they don't speak Latin and not worth millions.
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  1720. They despise White working class people with a passion. They would sooner bow down to certain minorities..and one in particular than answer to the people who were the founders of the Labour party in the first place. We need Reform in every sense of the word ASAP.
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  1721. Definitely a prophylactic cult classic...I think that's why they made a movie about it.
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  1722. I think she lets him know she's got one ..every time she lifts his nighty and tells him to bite the pillow.
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  1723. Maybe I could see the tree if it wasn't for all this wood in the way.
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  1724. How long did it take to build one of these things ?...just applying the chrome work probably doubled the time !
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  1725. When you think back to songs that were banned by the BBC.. je taime ( Gainsbourg/ Birkin) Lets spend the night together ( Rolling stones) Come together ( Beatles) God save the Queen ( sex pistols) Even during the Punk days, bands weren't glorifying killing people and inter gang violence like they do now in Rap and Drill music...google the list even Cliff Richard and Ken Dodd were banned ...well Maybe they had a point with those two 🤭
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  1726. Nothing brings the community together better than an old fashioned hanging. And let's face it, that's what we need in these difficult times... Proper lynching in the marketplace on a Saturday afternoon.....ah, the good old days.
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  1727. How you turn all of that into an industry to build wealth, commerce and an empire.... that's where the intelligence comes in
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  1728. Looks like Women are redundant now...So we may as well just cancel them and all things connected with them.. and just have Men, it would save a lot of confusion. As the old saying goes."Women, can't live with them .. can live without them"
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  1729. .. just got back from Waitrose ?
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  1730.  @alansenzaki4148  - the Book depository will be full.. probably best to watch from the grassy knoll !
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  1731. Something has to change and lets face it. The Lab/Con cartel has run its course. Just as we see in Europe ( and elsewhere) people have had enough... Farage has been the most influencal person in British politics since Thatcher without actually being elected...i don't think we'll be saying that about Starmer.
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  1732. ..and they say the only thing you can hear in a Rolls Royce is the clock.... Bit like rubbing salt into the wounds !
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  1733. Proof read !!....ahmmm
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  1734. I didn't know the NY Philharmonic Orchestra had a banjo player.
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  1735. History is being written as i type this comme ...
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  1736. He's not the president...duhh
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  1737. Yeah..vote for a leader that isn't man enough to admit that only women have a cervix ... Labour would absolutely destroy this country
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  1738. Is that presenter real ? She looks totally AI.
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  1739. Never mind the Sistene Chapel ceiling..look its Michelangelo's bucket he used for the whiteash...Oooh
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  1740. But BBC news fact checks everything before it goes on air to get it wrong....which ironically is a FACT.
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  1741. The more he tries to look like a women the less convincing he seems to get..i remember when he was campaigning in Scotland for labour in his black dress, pink beret and high heels....you could see the " oh sh*t" expression on the labour leaders face...no matter how much he tried to behave as if it was "normal"
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  1742. Yes make way for El Presidente ...and after a few years when the allegations of corruption prove true, and the Country is bankrupt and on the brink of a civil war... Don't come knocking with the begging bowl... you'll have to join the queue for the dinghy in Calais like all the others that voted for a better future.
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  1743. ​ @fisherman5517  - I shot it down from my bedroom window with my air rifle.
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  1744. No ... they're the ones we bought to replace them... We would not give the Ukrainians Inferior vehicles to fight a war !
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  1745. "INFAMY, INFAMY... they've all got it infamy !"
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  1746. Good enough reason for me..plus you forgot to add, you don't have to pay for it. Unlike the " unbiased" BBC of course.
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  1747. She's called Norman Bates and owns a motel.
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  1748. Yeah, ee duz sum decent knock off stuff like fags, vapes and perfume and that ..and they're well cheap and all.. coz ee's a copper ya know its safe ta buy off'a im
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  1749. And we have a Hindu PM ..could it just be a coincidence... 🤔 Reform now.
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  1750.  @gazsykes67  - exactly... Unlike the Ukrainians they leave their women and children to do the fighting.
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  1751. Reform say what the Conservatives should have done....and as you'll find out what Labour should have done come the next election...Farage got Britain out of the EU ( against the odds), he helped BoJo get elected and he's helped Starmer get elected, and as we'll find out soon Sunak will lose his Tory leadership.. helped by Farage.
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  1752. Shaken..and stirred.
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  1753. Yes, hopefully Dr Mengele will now receive the true recognition he deserves... We now just need to find out what he did with Hitler's sperm samples, and then we can bring about some order and leadership to what's going on.
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  1754. ..by the environmentally damaging PVC soled jackboot of white oppression that has for far to long suppressed the weft of Black emancipation.
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  1755. ..DO NOT COMPUTE ..DO NOT COMPUTE Obviously she hasn't been programmed to deal with "uncomfortable reality" questions like that.
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  1756. No fan of Starmer but this is totally unacceptable..not funny and not satirical. Just offensive.
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  1757. More chance of the cops being charged with police brutality
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  1758. Loved to have seen her being dragged out the house and getting truncheoned and tasered for resisting arrest..."ya ain't gonna tak me alive coppers"
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  1759. Craig Morrison - he's just acknowledging how right he is.
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  1760. They're only getting some practice in for when they arrive in Dover.
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  1761. 😂😂....how very profound !
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  1762. @Gravybake Gill - was Eddie izzard and Lilly Allan there as well ?
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  1763.  @Castragroup  - the reason they're in Arizona is because they don't rot... Tanks, vehicles, aircraft are all stored there because it's bone dry.
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  1764. They are...on benefits and right to buy council houses..its the safest place for them.
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  1765. Well of course it's concerning, because it's a man in a womens prison who'd be doing the buggery.. you f**g idiot !
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  1766.  @khots6501  that's the point of the video.. it's about women being put at risk in women's spaces because of men.. not men at risk in men's spaces because of men !!!
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  1767.  @khots6501  - which is the point of the video it's about WOMEN not MEN... you thick f**g idiot
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  1768. Yes...but still preferable to Labour.. and that is the only reason.
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  1769. The perpetrators ( not born here) were never deported, they're still living in the same towns, same Muslim communities... because It would infringe their human rights to a "family life" ... unbelievable
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  1770. INFAMY... INFAMY... they've all got it INFAMY.
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  1771. It's the libdems...it's not going to be steak it'll be a vegetarian alternative..a transMeat and two veg.
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  1772. I imagine all these flags will be paraded at future Pride events in a similar manner to the Olympics. With each group having their own anthem as everyone cheers as they 'mince' by.
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  1773. Black Friday... again
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  1774. She reminds me of Rick from the Young Ones.
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  1775. Those 3000 workers built a lot of emergency exits before they died....just in case
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  1776. Either the local kebab and Turkish barber shop owners for the Nohameds or white middle class 🏳️‍🌈 waving, vegan Greenie types with gender neutral children called Tarquin and Penelope.
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  1777. The irony is, that book will be bought by middle class guilt ridden white people....after reading a glorious 10/10 review in the Guardian.
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  1778. Never been to Notting hill carnival..i imagine its all folk music, morris dancing, tumbola, vegetable growing competitions, home made jam and elderberry wine...🤔
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  1779. Oh no.. Nationalism is on the rise, how dare they feel Pride in their country, culture, history and oppose globalization and 🇪🇺 brainwashing.
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  1780.  @TopazDr  - you do realise a Trans Man is a Woman ?
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  1781.  @rogerwood4846  - chromosomes say yes
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  1782.  @moon-pw1bi  - how so what ?
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  1783. About time someone pointed out the effect of these Huguenots coming over here enforcing their lace making products on our traditional knit wearing nation.
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  1784. 😪💦🍵....oops
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  1785. Well twice a day it isn't
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  1786. No they don't otherwise Russia would have deployed them... Boots on the ground will win wars if they have the tanks to support them ( which has been stated in the video) but the fact Russia hasn't succeeded in its objective to defeat the Ukrainians through lack of air superiority, poor and badly maintained equipment, badly trained soldiers, useless Generals and tactics. Has ment the Ukrainians are now getting western technology which if the Russians had done the job right in the first place the Ukrainians wouldn't need because they'd have been defeated by now. Russia will not win by using conscripts as cannon fodder.... And that's all they've got left.
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  1787.  @DuBstep115  - I was joking..but you're right the Lada, like the Land rover, 2CV etc were built to be practical, knowing if it went wrong you could fix it... Audi, BMW etc don't expect it to wrong, but when they do, and you get the mechanics phone call ..HOW MUCH !!
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  1788. "they're energy efficient" ... it seems so since they don't go anywhere !
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  1789. Lawyers will have told him to renounce his Pakistan citizenship...the Home office and Govt dragging their feet are to blame and they know it...ECHR is a gift from Allah
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  1790. Well, I for one welcome Diane Abott's "bold" refusal to conform to this "critical race theory" nonsense !
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  1791. More coming in each week... enough to fill one of those hotels in a day ... enough in a year to fill most Premier league stadiums...and there's no sign of it stopping.... Happy new year..☹️
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  1792.  @Migman2020  - you still have to supply the escort vessels as an aircraft carrier goes nowhere by itself. In reality nuclear powered aircraft carriers aren't necessary... The US could save billions by adopting / adapting ( with catapult) this type of vessel.
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  1793. He supports this rubbish one of "his" children apparently is undecided.
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  1794. Well at this rate we'll be catching them up.
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  1795. Hang on.. BBC Verify are looking into it.
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  1796.  edwardduff4746  - why should he,he achieved what he set out to do..job done...it's the Govt and westminster that got us into this mess.
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  1797. Now if it was Nish Kumar..and he was reported by someone for telling a funny joke ( I know..never gonna happen), I'd like the police to go round to his house and taser the f***er... No particular reason !
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  1798. And your point is ?
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  1799. Well, there is a positive. Whilst they're protesting.. they're not grooming
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  1800. He was like a kid playing "Japs and commandos" in the school yard....dadadada your dead
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  1801. The public want strong leadership and leaders they can relate to. None of the major parties have that. The small group of the Tory party Jenrick is trying to appeal to, what used to be called the "Blue rinse brigade" will ultimately turn to Reform when they finally realise that even if the jockey has what it takes the horse has already been flogged to death.
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  1802. Yep.. that about sums it up. An army of gender neutral butterflies protecting the freedom of our Albanian young men.
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  1803. Obviously the Govt realises that a lot of people aren't going to be able to afford the mortgage rate increases so demand for Social housing will soar.... Its the politicians that need evicting NOW.
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  1804. It's just Chinese Whispers...🤫
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  1805. Well, if BLM can achieve a better life for at least one "oppressed" black Woman...then I'm sure all those white middle class wokeists who gave generously will be giving themselves a pat on the back....
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  1806. And now a party political broadcast on behalf of the K*n tabout Party...
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  1807. This is why there should be no LGBTQ interference in the police...if a police car turns up with 🌈s all over it and officers also displaying LGBTQ insignia how is that not impartial to any investigation especially of this nature !
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  1808. Oh well you would say that.... you've never suffered like Dylan has, struggling to be accepted when you have nothing worthwhile to contribute to society but your overt narcissism....only now is he, I mean she, being recognised for his, bloody hell ..I mean "HER" desperate cry for attention...well done Nike, Budweiser and of course Tampax.
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  1809. Such a shameful time in our history...I wonder if the BBC has erased all the tapes of that game.
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  1810. Eddie Izzard ( formally a hetro man ) is now a self confessed lesbian looking for that "special" woman..i wonder how "she" would react when an even less convincing "lesbian" took an interest in "her"...i have the feeling he's gonna want a REAL woman and not someone like himself.. oops... herself !
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  1811. "So we can save th NHS"... really, well she could start by not giving illegal immigrants free health care and better still just deport them and stop legal foreigners exploiting "our" international health service..and that would be a start.
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  1812. ​ @John-r5o1s - bravo 👋👋👋
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  1813. It's the old saying " With free speech comes responsibility". Both the Alex's ( the Alexinati ) are narcissistic egotists who've made a comfortable living from what they say and do. With AJ If you're in court and you're found to lie on oath... As the rapid eye blinking and beads of sweat on his brow highlighted with more truth than anything he's ever uttered ... it's definitely your responsibility !
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  1814. All it can be..🤔
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  1815. Not assumed...he is.
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  1816. ..it's spelt morron....duhh !
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  1817. The problem has been endemic within our Govt for the last 20 yrs,. If you recall David Cameron was all over the Chinese like a rash trying to encourage investment in UK infrastructure ( Sizewell C nuclear power station being the perfect example). British companies have been sold off to them, Our Universities are full of them ..the gulliblity of the leaders of this country was well spotted by the Chinese from the beginning... obviously made a lot easier for them with the likes of Prince Andrew as a trade envoy.
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  1818. ​ @philh36ify - I think you're going to need pictures to explain it to him if keep the conversation going..🧐
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  1819. How reassuring Andrew.. you'll be my first port of call for all my humourous racist, sexist and general bigoted requirements from now on.
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  1820. @Alex Woland - absolutely right. When someone (i didn't want to misgender Kier Starmer by calling him a man) who wants to be leader of the Country can't admit that only women have a cervix in case it offends those men who don't have a cervix... You know it's a problem.
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  1821. Make sure to give them a frosty reception if they do try to stick anything in you... oh and could you confirm that the light goes out when your door is shut... It's one of life's unanswered questions that desperately needs answering.
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  1822. Not defending Clarkson..but Jason Manford ? ...is that the same Jason Manford kicked off the One Show for sending sexually explicit messages & images to fans on the internet...YES IT IS !
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  1823. The overwhelming majority of comments being posted are supportive (rightly so)...unlike the media coverage, who are making him out to be a misogynist thug !
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  1824. How long has her wig been a member of parliament...I know her afro was very prominent ( perhaps even influential) in her support for the IRA.
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  1825. If it wasn't for Churchill we'd all be insuring our cars with Hitler insurance.... Well not Mr BLM of course 🤔
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  1826. Half are human rights lawyers making a nice living thank you very much from the system... And are also very Starmeresk in their views.
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  1827. Jeremy Thorpe...but they weren't his
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  1828. Used to have air rifles advertised in the Argos catalogue....now there's no Argos catalogues !
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  1829. It's fair to say no Scotsman has ever tossed his caber over her.
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  1830. I was thinking that....must have upped the dosage for this one.
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  1831. Humza Yusuf - was always complaining that Scotland is to Wh-ite.
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  1832. 43 yesterday..... blimey they're dropping like flies
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  1833. Because they've the typical.. Middle class, Guardian reading, pro EU, Vegan, BLM knee taking, save the planet, Hope not Hate, refugees are welcome, Extinction Rebellion, tricycle riding Corbyn loving types
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  1834. Andrew Neil.. replaced by Nigel Farage ....just like Rishi Sunnak will be after july 5th.
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  1835. They are not a new sex , because they keep telling you it's not about sex it's gender... So they are therefore transwomen and can not be a real biological woman.. because to be a transwoman you have to be a man... Therefore it should be a mens prison
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  1836. That's right Keith... They can keep their Puffyfizzer shite... British vaccine for British people..Oi,Oi
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  1837. And that's why they don't have Muslim asylum seekers carrying out terrorist attacks.
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  1838. Under that BBC article is an interview with the Black 2018 winner of Miss Universe GB... So, nothing new here. I thought the Feminists had finished off the beauty pageants !
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  1839. Send them back to the previous country they've just come from...no ifs or buts.
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  1840. Fascist Pandas....Out Now ! 🐼
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  1841. The Russians will only achieve success with a large fully supported mechanised offensive that can keep the momentum to push through UK defences. They are wasting tanks and personnel at present to achieve very little.. I don't think they have the logistics available to do it. .
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  1842. Great performance...i reckon the BBC will be having you back on QT..keep a Thursday in 2035 free just in case... 😊
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  1843. Tomasina the tank Engine...once he gets back from school
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  1844.  @misiasert1348  difficult to say really...since she went off the tracks.
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  1845.  @charliekane135  - yep, you'll find Centrist dad peddling away on his Peloton bike whilst Coldplay blast out in the background .. singing along to Chris Martins virtuous white self guilt mediocre lyrics.
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  1846. What is the white working class now ? The traditional industries have gone and many "working class" people are self employed, home owners who have conservative views and subliminal middle class ambitions. Labour realised that under Blair, and since then thats the demographic ( the middle ground) they and everyone everyone goes for. What we now have is a white NON working class that all the parties( especially Left wing parties) patronise backed up with minority and identity politics. Which appeals to the ' real' middle class, teachers, civil servants and public sector workers and their unions..The coal miners have gone but the Durham Miners Gala carries on alongside Durham Pride parade..and Sir Kier Starmer and Labour will be there marching in solidarity..while the "white working class" on the other hand will be filling in their Self assessment tax returns.
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  1847. Maybe we can employ some of these "engineers" to build the boats...or even crew them once built. I'm sure the Govt will probably already have that planned.
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  1848. That's the spirit.. as an active member of "Queers for Palestine" I can reassure you that should those Russians invade, like those dreadful Israel's did in Gazza.. I and the rest of my fellow members of the Chipping Norton Leather and Watersports Fetish Club will be out in force with our 🌈 flags to show our disapproval.
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  1849. ​ @yz2374  - yep..that's what a proper bloke would say
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  1850. Shock..😮 Horror..😮 Oops....🤡
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  1851. If they they don't have male genitalia and not violent then possibly... But the overwhelming majority of those who claim to be Twomen are still fully intact. Biology doesn't lie, prisoners do. And believing them makes you complicit if you're stupid enough to give them the opportunity to attack "Real" women.
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  1852. If I'd known that I wouldn't have bought that peloton bike for xmas
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  1853. It wasn't the "anarchists cookbook" which is/was available to buy from bookshops although it has been mentioned in terrorist related court cases as evidence
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  1854. But Andrew..... Mis-Gendering is at epidemic levels, with people having to self identify their pronouns. That's why the NHS needs to appoint specialists to deal with this problem and re- affirm their diagnosis so that they can be admitted for emergency gender reassignment .... Along with the "outreach" Drag queens doing there bit in libraries up and down the Country, getting the message across to the under Fives...We can create a "Safe space" Gender neutral Nation to be proud of....and then the NHS can concentrate on the looming Monkey Pox epidemic.....But instead all we hear is " what's being done about Cancer patients "... honestly, the selfishness of some people !
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  1855.  @SirBorisHayter  - that was a mercy killing..just in case she caught Covid...gotta be prepared for all possibilities.
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  1856. Another Letter to be added to the alphabet list. So...A is not for Arsebandit
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  1857. Do you want Quagmire or Cleveland flying your plane ?
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  1858.  @jackspratt2460  - in the background did you notice the woman in a fur bikini.
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  1859. I don't know why we bothered stopping slavery... It's turned out to be more hassle than it's worth.
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  1860. Well, how many times do you hear this said by a BBC, SKY, ITN or especially a C4 presenter ...🤔
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  1861. What annoys me, is that he won an election with an 80 seat majority. Which he has totally squandered.. the conservatives will look back on this premiership and realise just what an absolute " f*** up" ( old English expression) he has made of it.
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  1862. Sshmoke and a pancake ? No...sshmoke, beer and a sshag thank you very much.
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  1863. Empress of Africa and it's colony of Hackney......( Full title)
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  1864. I'm not Spartacus..... she's Spartacus
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  1865. Usually after " match of the day".... Especially if their blokes team wins.
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  1866. Chicken & ham ! .... Interesting 🤔
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  1867. Can I genuinely ask,... as a white person can I be a person of colour ?
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  1868. Schmoke and a pancake ?
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  1869. Sounds amazing...... really !!!! ...Monotonous sh*te.
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  1870. As if Israel is gonna take any notice..or care what this lot do or think.
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  1871. Well hopefully when he's released ( the following day) he'll come back and follow up on his threats...might even bring a gun this time.
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  1872. Always used to get Fatima Whitbread and Geoff Capes mixed up.
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  1873. Yep...those were the days when you had proper comedies... Now you have the situation where Graham Linehan who was responsible for black books, IT crowd and Father Ted ( C4s biggest successes ) shunned by them...because he doesn't accept trans rights... now all C4 turns out is Sh#te woke w#nkery like the Last Leg....They deserve to go bust.
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  1874. As he nods in agreement...!
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  1875. Good to see the script writers reaching out with storylines that are relevant to the average Doctors viewer..80 yr old women in retirement homes who do jigsaws whilst the tele pumps out shite like this in the corner.
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  1876. Until it's taken out by a captured Nlaw.
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  1877. Obviously Martin Bell must have a piece of shrapnel lodged in his brain from his time reporting on the Bosnian war.. during his time at the glorious, magnificent, wonderful unbiased BBC.
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  1878. Do we subconsciously buy something because it's advertised by black actors ? As advertising is all about selling then that must be why... It would be interesting to see what would happen if the advertising agencies and their clients found out that the customers "didn't" buy a product because it was a black actor !
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  1879. "Foreign" legionella ....the worst sort !
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  1880.  @BlazingOwnager  - I don't know anything about Veritas but it's clear what is being said by the Dean in the video edited or not. What he said is for him and the school to defend. It appears to me when these people are exposed ( as with drag queens being overtly sexual and even exposing themselves to children) they immediately plead they're the victim ! ... The children are just pawns in their game and in that respect well done Veritas for highlighting this dangerous agenda which any sensible person can see must be stopped.
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  1881. Money laundering for their "other interests". They only accept cash should anyone actually go in there for a haircut. The police know it, but as usual won't touch them just like the grooming gangs which operated from takeaways and taxi companies.. the Police fear of being called Racist and Islamophobic over rides everything else.
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  1882. The acting was more wooden than that Timber yard
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  1883. I wonder if they'll make a film of the book.
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  1884. That thing talking into the microphone with LBC written on it
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  1885. Moskva's defence system.... A bloke in the crows nest with a pair of binoculars and a whistle.
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  1886. Absolutely.. the Victim Mentality has to be maintained at all cost...what has BLM actually achieved for those poor black communities . ? Apart from making it's Marxist founders millionaire property owners.
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  1887. Alf Garnett ?
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  1888.  @peterlangbridge4628  as Alf would have said.... "Spurs !..Spurs ! ...It's full of ya bloody yids over there ain it, not a porpa team like ya ammers...an you can shut up an all about them lot up norf ..ya Scouse git !"
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  1889. We see in real life and on TV people shouting offensive and abusive language in front of Police officers all the time, and they do absolutely nothing.... But bare your arse at a speed camera or retweet a kaleidescope of 🌈'ness and they're straight round your house in their 🌈cars.
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  1890. Unicorns don't exist, Sophie will realise that when she grows up....you should to.
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  1891. Atheism...the true religion of peace.
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  1892. Criminal damage...if only him and his mates were as quick to grab the villains..!
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  1893. She's got decent pay of tits actually.. which I think is essential for any woman to be taken seriously in politics.
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  1894. Oh here we go again.... ( ref Life of Brian ) " what have the British ever done for us ?.
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  1895. Nigel you need Michelle for deputy leader of the Reform Party....she summed it up perfectly. 👋👋
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  1896. So now they've got "Kaffir" instead of Kefir yoghurt..... For a healthier misogynistic gut feeling.
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  1897. Careful..Wookies can turn into Wokies
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  1898. She could have gone the whole hog (halal hog obviously) and worn a Burkha ... God forbid that lot getting the full ginger growler treatment.
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  1899. No one is going to rwanda..we all know that, and even if they did send someone, i bet they'd be allowed back to the UK after an appeal.1/2 a billion wasted already on this stupidity and Lee is correct.. if they were serious about it they would have done it by now.
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  1900. I remember George Washington tweeting about it. Because he included a selfie of himself crossing the Delaware on his battleship.
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  1901. Hopefully the tariffs will help make US produced fentanyl more affordable...🤔
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  1902. I wonder why it's taken so long...seems a clear cut case ( no pun intended). The Manchester two no doubt will ne pushed back as well.
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  1903. Pylin - not as much as she does
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  1904. ..forging signatures on Amazon delivery forms.
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  1905. T R***nson jailed yesterday, and this news released today.... Just a coincidence i suspect ...🤔
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  1906. Makes a refreshing change from 🇵🇸 and 🏳️‍🌈 flags... And since over 75 % of the population are white it makes sense. As Labour and the Greens have found out the ethnic vote can't be relied on..as shown in the local elections...but I suppose you could blame that on the Jews of course 🤔
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  1907. You must be gutted not being able to get down Oral Corner ?
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  1908.  @heikkidtw5992  - will the enemy be armed ?
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  1909. And now Father Ted Crilly will announce the winner of the Lovely Girls Competition....fecking ell !
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  1910.  @michaelpeters1644  - because that's exactly what would happen...oh, and the doll would have to have a visible disability .. obviously it suffering from mental health issues would be taken for granted !
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  1911. This is outrageous... I'm surprised Elon Musk isn't tweeting about it.
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  1912. All Gods fault...as usual.
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  1913. PC Pisspots "Corona Crime Crackdown Information Messages" are very reassuring during these difficult times...unlike Boris and his "Experts" infobabble broadcasts.
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  1914. I think there is definitely an important message to be learnt from this tragic tale... LEARN TO SWIM.
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  1915. It was so hot they had to put on an extra coat, get into bed and put the electric blanket on to cool down.. the WHO confirmed that !
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  1916. Liberating by getting beat and running away.. !!
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  1917. Toothbrush.... AKA ... Shrapnel
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  1918. Where do all the old Korans go to ? Like most old books are they pulped down for new copies of Harry Potter or Roald Dahl or recycled packaging for Amazon parcels.
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  1919. That's how much its worth the moment you've driven away from the showroom
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  1920. Simon the problem is they're French... If they'd done a better job defending their country in WW1 and again in WW2 when they clearly didn't learn the lesson from the first time thinking the Germans wouldn't come via Belgium.. AGAIN. There's always been friction between us and they have usually come off second best so it's understandable that DeGaulle was such an ungrateful tw*t.."Cheese eating Surrender Monkeys"
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  1921. She's always got her door key though !
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  1922. I immediately thought of Mr Blah when I started reading this thread...would love to have seen the biggest deposits into his account Mr Gaddafi. Mr G Soros OPEC BP Haliburton. E.Union. Biggest outgoing payment... Chairman of the War Crimes committee.
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  1923. No doubt it'll be the police that open fire and the two black guys that get shot....oh, and of course he will have been gay.
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  1924. We're talking about Russia... They couldn't even inflate the tyres on their vehicles before they invaded the Ukraine, so fixing something like this ! also these "accidents" are expensive for Russia to repair even more so with the financial sanctions imposed on them.
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  1925. " DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING"
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  1926. Magnolia !
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  1927. There's a lot of people out there that are allergic to Dwarves... They're a bigger killer than peanuts apparently....thats why they have bells on their hats and shoes to warn you they're coming.
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  1928. This is building to a level that Starmer and Labour can no longer control.. everyone CAN NOT be Far Right or Racist or Islamophobic !.. and come the 20th I suspect it's going to get even worse for Starmer.
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  1929. "Turned into Nish Kumar"....only if you were driving your car.
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  1930. Russels not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy... As the BBC has found out.
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  1931. Have they still got the holster for it ?
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  1932. I've managed to work out Switzerland's
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  1933. Make sure the cambelt has been done. I think was recommended 80k on 1.4 K series ...so 50-60k in real money....I speak from experience, my J reg 214si went at 79k...and so did the car !
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  1934. It would appear so.. 🤪
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  1935. Pot. ! Thought it would have defected to the libdems.
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  1936. I am suprised....i was expecting Eddie Izzard to get the job.
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  1937. Now back to the studio.... Next on BBC news an investigation into why Black, Muslim members of the LGBTQIAAS+ who oppose Brexit want all channel boat crossers to be Granted Asylum and fully compensated for the trauma and expense incurred trying to get to the UK.
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  1938.  @MrMichaeljhinde  - no need to say sorry..unless you're a machete or gun totting "victim". Which for some reason get the banner waving BLM lot onto the streets...not the real victims who are the ones killed not by the police but other predominantly young black males....and NO it's not the wealthy from "all backgrounds" it's a certain demographic who once they become wealthy off the exploitation of their fellow black "bro's" show off that wealth as an achievement. But I'm white ( with all that privilege it brings of course) can see where the problem lies... It's Black people (not all, but the deluded vocal ones) who don't want to see it, but convinced it's everyone elses fault.
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  1939. @GlacierGliders - well that eliminates the poverty excuse..!
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  1940. @GlacierGliders - that's a job for the Sociologists, Anthropologists and other- ologists to sort out.... although you know they would never publish the truth if it went against the narrative !
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  1941. It's everything.. from Nuclear power stations to many British companies sold to/taken over by the Chinese ( without a whimper from the Govt). Large scale property developments around the UK are sold "off drawings" to Chinese prop developers as an investment without even being occupied !
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  1942. That'll be the person inspired by Islam you're referring to ?
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  1943. FAR RIGHT !!!!! ... default headline as always
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  1944. But who is the imbecile.. her or the ( hopefully for her) thousand punters !...p.s... how do I apply for an application form ?
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  1945. You mean that's real ?..that rapists wig was more convincing
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  1946. His president needs him ... Feeding or toilet ..or is it both Jack ?
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  1947. She's a Woman risking her life for others. These are Men risking their lives for themselves. These tyrannical regimes they're supposedly "fleeing" from don't change because of them, but because of the likes of her..All they do is change our Country into what they've left behind. Bad for us, but even worse for those they leave behind... especially the Women.
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  1948. Absolutely right there should be no bias...say for example you were accused of a transphobic crime and the police turn up in a 🌈 police car and the officers are sporting LGBTQ insignia... where is the impartiality. Rowley just like Dick previously is an example of the pencil necked & pidgeon chested social justice warrior type of officer thats fast tracked for promotion...oh and don't forget the College of Policing that lays down the rules for these types.
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  1949. Then how do you explain the rise of Right wing parties taking control 🇪🇺 countries... France & Germany's are just holding on by their fingertips.
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  1950. It is an industry.. stoked by Stonewall and their "do not question" influence on society, which has been swallowed hook line and sinker by the Government, Media and large Corporations ( who absolutely must be seen to wave that 🌈 flag). Apparently some of the senior staff at the Tavistock are being maintained and are appointing new staff for the two centres to replace the Tavistock... Yep, the underfunded and overworked NHS spending our money as wisely as ever.
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  1951. Let me guess, have they elected a white non Muslim Woman ..?
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  1952. Is it not the direction to the nearest Bingo hall....in other words "two little ducks..who gives two Fu..s"
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  1953. vote REFORM on July 4th..because this treachery is just gonna get worse under Labour.
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  1954.  @Globaldave1970  - I agree with you, maybe I worded it wrong sarcastically in my reply.. but I would like to see Habib sort out his differences and rejoin Reform... he'd make an excellent MP something I don't think he'd achieve elsewhere.
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  1955.  @teatotal8822  - unlike the Leopard of course which was successfully used by the Turks in Syria ( Except for the 10 blown up of course.) The C2 has the longest confirmed kill, it also has probably the best armour of any main battle tank.... Compared to the old soviet crap the Russians and Ukrainians have been using.. it's a huge improvement.
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  1956. Was that Eddie Izzard ?
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  1957. Leave Lammy where he is... and give him a bigger shovel.
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  1958. Well that'll be the French Govt and EU for allowing them to enter in the first place by not protecting the borders. Encouraging people trafficking and the consequencial deaths that result from it, whilst pocketing £500m of our money into the bargain...Oh, and turning France, Britain and the rest of Europe into a Sh*t hole..Bravo.
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  1959. Thank your lucky stars for COVID and Boris .. otherwise it'd be every day !
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  1960. Absolutely .. those halcyon days of the two world wars, the joy of a nuclear Armageddon of the 50-60s through the peaceful rise of political change allowing millions to seek better lives in Siberia or working in paddy fields and sweat shops for 14 hrs per day, to the universal love of extreme islam.. yes we took so many things for granted compared to the scary times ahead we face..🤔
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  1961. Looks like Brains....but that's where the similarity ends.
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  1962. Just arrest them PC Pisspot...the hotels are full of "Calais Casual long-term daytrippers", so no point in them self isolating.
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  1963. Well..that's the question !
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  1964. Unlike the 4 Month the two "non Far Right" thugs have managed ... with the help of the Govt.
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  1965. Thanks for that bit of information...it's really relevant to the video !
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  1966. Meanwhile on BBC 1 it's an LGBTQ+ Antique Roadshow Special and on C4 it's the final of the "Great Muslim Halal Bake off'
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  1967. You mean a bank that self identifies as a Bank as opposed to an organisation for virtuous defence of extreme left wing ideology that just happens to dabble in banking for like minded clientele... Interesting 🤔
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  1968. I have a good fwend in wome called Biggus.
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  1969. Blokes with fannies......man made fannies !
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  1970. Your dog would be on the menu.
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  1971. How often have you been shot at ?
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  1972. So yet again Piers Morgan gets it wrong and apologies...can I suggest he revisit his GMB Tommy Robinson interview. !
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  1973. Just like the extinction rebellion people living in their energy inefficient homes glueing themselves to the road, or the white middle class BLM knee benders who live in their safe white suburbs. They're all the same... Utter bloody hypocrites.
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  1974. ​ @surreyscouse2873 - I always suspected Amos Brearly and Mr Wilks at the Woolpack.. I accidentally switched on ITV recently and caught a glimpse of Emmerdale... they've got black People in the village now... didn't know they'd started growing cotton !
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  1975. And killing unborn babies...I think the fact Shitspearo is a Muslim also had a bearing on the way he was treated.
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  1976. louann williams - what if God told you to trust mankind . Would you trust yourself to trust God ?
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  1977. We have know about this for years....but what has/is the Govt done/doing about it ?....Sweet FA. Because they don't want to face upto it, the grooming gangs, Javid then home sec commissioned a report on it, he said there'd be no cover up..they still won't release the finds even now, islamic extremists ( 95% of Mi5s time is spent investigating them). The threats to politicians or anybody who doesn't stand with Palestine...but it's always the Far Right they go on about because its more convenient to focus on white people, because then they can avoid the Wacist or Islamophobic allegations that they're more concerned about than the People who elected them and pay their wages...Reform only option.
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  1978. ​ @markbishop1588 -..👏👏👏
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  1979. Grape Street in London could have been named after Mayor Khan....Google it.
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  1980. It does provoke..that's the point. Unfortunately it doesn't provoke them to think.
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  1981.  @sirrathersplendid4825  - yes..him at his best.. but that show wouldn't get commission ed nowadays. and he definitely wouldn't do anything like the Paraplegic stuntman sketch now.. his new world order show is pitiful.. the guests serve no purpose, are unfunny and are only there to tick boxes and fill quotas.
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  1982. Even Father Dougal McGuire wouldn't be so stupid as to believe them..listen to father Jack and tell them to..."FEK OFF"
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  1983. No one is interested in what the Tories have to say. Badenoch knows what the "blue rinse brigade" want to hear. Unfortunately they don't want to hear it from her they'd sooner hear it from Farage, the "Real" Tory leader. Also when you're leading the party that was responsible for the highest ever levels of immigration into the UK both legal and illegal. And as the daughter of immigrants who replaced the son of immigrants telling the predominantly indigenous members how you're going to reduce immigration ! .. well, the Irony isn't lost on those who remember the good old days.
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  1984. " oh yes..me Ukrainian just like you see on Tele"
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  1985. O'Brien having his daily Eurowank.... Yes George, tell me you're a naughty boy for voting Brexit..YES..YES..YES...URGHH !
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  1986. Could you imagine how much worse that would have been in Colour !!
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  1987. Solar powered giant fans..problem solved..next
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  1988.  @Africa1000  - not what I said, but it's a fact.
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  1989. So do the BBC get a letter regarding Gary Lineker's tweets. ?.
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  1990. Most accidents happen in the home.... Such as when some f**kwit forgets the safety catch on their Smith & Wesson.
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  1991. Stupid cults
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  1992. This is excellent news for Kier.. more Labour voters for the next general election all of them no doubt fully trained barbers and car washers and kebab shop operatives which we're in desperate need of for the economic boom thats going to come about when Kier takes charge.. sorry ..Angela Rayner takes charge .
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  1993. What does Scotland have to offer the EU ? ...oil & gas was going to be the SNPs cashcow..not now they've seen the Net zero light. Nothing to export and not a big enough market for EU exporters to get excited about. The SNP are a one trick pony that have tried to wrap everything thing up in nationalism. And Nationalising ( 1970s style) to back it up.. the Ferguson ferries fiasco, just highlights their ineptitude... But the biggest problem the SNP would face is they wouldn't be able to blame England anymore.
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  1994.  @davidchristie696  - don't tell me , I know...tell the SNP, not that they'd listen.
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  1995. Now covids over (well till Omicron 2 is released ) nothing to stop her having that referendum... Could it be that's why she wants to drag it out as long as possible..🤔
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  1996. The most important issue here is will there be separate LGB alliance police cars from now on ?
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  1997. Surely you mean as a non gender specific, non nationalistic person of non defined colour you're worried.
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  1998.  @oliveringram3056  - strange how when there is a war they always say God is on or side.... Never the other side... Even when God let's them win ! 🤔
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  1999. @Mike Mongrel - you disin ma gramma.. man
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  2000. I think he should be awarded a knighthood....once those weapons of mass destruction turn up.
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  2001. ...and listen.
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  2002. She?
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  2003. Really!!!!! ..So we never get to find the truth. The Conservative Govt carried out an inquiry into the Rotherham grooming gangs and they said nothing would be held back, and guess what, the results were ( and still ) not released to the public...social cohesion? Yeah, Holding hands and singing "Don't look back in anger" that's the answer. As Lt George said in Blackadder goes Fourth after Baldrick questioned how the war started. " I think I managed to quell the mutiny sir".
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  2004. Not sure if there is a lot of fluff.... couldn't quite see for the back of Boris's head
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  2005. ... B&W license fee
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  2006. We can work out how the chicken crossed the road through deduction...but why
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  2007.  @KevinRudd-w8s  - of course it was..that's why we got the French and Chinese to start building our Nuclear power stations ( 25 yrs late) and import a load of wind turbines from Scandinavian companies to allow us to feel self satisfied as to how "Green" we are. And then the icing on the Cake, is we can then spend an extra £20b+ to capture all that naughty Carbon we've stopped producing so that the Chinese don't have to feel guilty about all those coal fired power stations they're knocking up every other week...it all makes perfect sense.
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  2008. I suppose it won't be long till there's a statue erected to the injustice suffered by those battered genital martyrs.
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  2009. As in clearing minefields... perhaps in the countries the new crop of Doctors and Engineers had planted before they departed for the benefits utopia of jolly old England
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  2010. Kier Starmer's father was a Tool maker ( not a lot of people know that)...i wonder if he was one of his cast offs as well..🤔
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  2011. University Challenge is noticeable by it's lack of Black team members..which is why they appointed a black question writer after the BLM stuff to readdress the issue with more "relevant" questions...hasn't made the slightest difference.
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  2012. Yah God damn right there, cowboy.
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  2013. How did I do with this comment.. ☹️. 😐. 😊. Your opinion is important to me.
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  2014. Are they gonna have a drive through protest at McDonald's ?
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  2015. They're two cheeks of the same arse
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  2016. I can't believe that a party that won an election with an 80 seat majority has managed to drag the country down to this level...And what they tell us to fear, the so called. "far right" is now our only way out of this mess .... unbelievable !
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  2017. The 'Trans- wimin' will win this argument unless real Women "MAN UP" and start getting serious about this... they're to passive and apologetic towards men ( like Izzard) with a Sexual fetish making out that they're the Victims !.. and that dozy deluded bint is the perfect example of why women will lose.
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  2018. Start up the M3.
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  2019.  @andrewdavids275  - he's not the Messiah.... he's a very naughty boy.
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  2020. I'm sure "lessons will be learnt" from this so it can't happen again.... well at least until it happens again
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  2021. What have the Black Romans never done for us ?
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  2022. Invent..not reinvent
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  2023. It's a wonder the Met doesn't arrest those jews for "fly posting".. obviously it's causing distress to the Black and Muslim community...Sadiq needs to have a word with the Commissioner...ASAP !
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  2024. NHS policy... in case of emergency break glass and use sledgehammer to break nut.
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  2025. "THEY"... MIS- GENDERING SOMEONE IS A HATE CRIME....you TERF !!!
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  2026. It isn't just women that have to stand up for themselves but men have to speak out about this as well...let's face it these "beta" male athletes are failures..it's that simple, they weren't good enough previously so pandering to their "victimhood" fetish gives them false legitimacy to compete against women who didn't..and don't choose to compete against them.... Let them compete against other trans athletes, that would be a fair competition that no one can argue against.
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  2027. How's the transitioning going .. Punched any 70 yr old women lately.
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  2028. You mean LGBBBCTQBLM+
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  2029. Remember the Russians were supposed to be in Kiev within two weeks !... They are wasting men and machinery on a monumental scale to achieve very little.
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  2030. More like over here with Ali's gear in his rear ..😲
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  2031. I'm sure they're all grateful to 🇮🇱 for helping to get rid of him...🤭
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  2032. Now they don't even get sent to a women's prison.
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  2033. Would it not be easier if we were all racist...it would save a lot of hassle if everyone was offended and then we wouldn't have to worry.
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  2034. It'll get worse because it isn't going to get better,..the most popular UK boys name is now Mohammad.
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  2035. The only spoils of war the UK got out of those two campaigns are the loads of illegal immigrants from Iraq and Afghanistan coming across the channel in rubber dinghies ever since the wars ended. And we're paying for the privilege to house and feed the f****s... !
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  2036. ITS A GOAL....are you dyslexic.
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  2037. Coming to a travel lodge near you .. or a car wash, takeaway or delivering your pizza... Remember "refugees are welcome"..🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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  2038. It's a mental illness or sexual fetish.... And that's that.
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  2039. I'm sure it'll work out just fine... As long as they know how to use the washing machine, hoover, dish washer, lawn mower etc...and are able to cook of course...as long as it's not that foreign muck they eat over there.
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  2040. South Africa told us this wasn't as bad as delta variant..yet here we are still fed the same BS as before..and the only thing going up that really effects all of us is the financial cost of all this.
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  2041. But they're "REAL WOMEN"...Gabby Logan is no Eddie Izzard !
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  2042. I thought their first choice would be Mcdonalds Hamburger University not Oxford..( and yes there is a MHU)
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  2043. How have all these "Turkish barber-ians" managed to get into the country ?.. obviously they're not all Turkish. Car washes, nail bars and takeaways can be added to the list which cust&ex, immigration and police should be cracking down on...oh i forgot they're rushed off their feet with just stop oil protesters and with it being Pride month of course !
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  2044. Just send them back to France...what is Macron gonna do !...if it was the other way round, that's exactly what he would do. We are a soft touch..and it's our politicians that are the problem.
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  2045.  @JohnSmith-ji6lu  - define a gammon and I'll tell you.
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  2046.  @JohnSmith-ji6lu  - no that's not me....I think he's the Messiah.
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  2047.  @nojabhere  - especially Alex Jones
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  2048. How he has never been Oscar nominated is beyond me.
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  2049. The Civil servants should be deported as well...they are the real problem not the Govt.
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  2050. Remember the elderly man protecting his wife by stabbing the "gypsy" burglar who broke into his house... And the harrasment he received when they were laying flowers outside the house for the dead burglar whilst the police stood by and watched !
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  2051. No, that's her opinion of Starkey. And Darren is allowed to make his own opinion.....that's the whole point
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  2052. Spending money in the UK !!....we haven't let in enough refudingigees yet to justify it.
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  2053. As long as it's halal.
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  2054. Our Intelligence is making us less intelligent. There's a superb 2008 animated film about a robot called WALL- E. In which all the humans have become emotionally and physically stunted fat "consumers" incapable of walking or anything really .. unable to survive without the help of Artificial intelligence.. you can watch it on pay for view..with your credit card obviously !
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  2055. Don't be so sure of that ...he was probably driving the van.."a willing accessory to murder..I rest my case your Honour"
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  2056. Forget the Ferguson Omicron modelling kit they keep advertising on the Telly. . it's crap, get the Airfix Spitfire one instead....it's far better.
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  2057. " Strategy Meeting"..!!!
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  2058. No.. they're gun related !
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  2059. M -- "Ah Bond... The Evil Mr Grimsdale is up to his usual tricks again" Bond -- World domination ? M-- " yes we need him eliminated..are you ready to undertake this mission Bond ?" Bond-- with pleasure sir... I'll just get my cap and I'll fitting coat and go sort him out .
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  2060. Quite right...and If those grooming gangs had been white and their victims not.... 🤔
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  2061. Quite a few of them to be found walking up the beaches on the south coast.
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  2062. I'm sure BBC Verify will have checked it over to make sure before any white actor's were hired by mistake.
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  2063.  @ostrichman  - you can't trust the judges ffs..do you see the sentences they keep passing
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  2064. This woman is absolutely useless.... I don't necessarily agree with what this guy say's, but I could see what he was getting at...and the best she could do was "globalist" is offensive because it means Jewish !
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  2065.  @elguapo6225  - just watched Carry on Cleo... Cleopatra's bodyguard was fully B'd up... I felt ashamed of myself watching such a blatant example of waycism ...I just hope Carry on Abroad ( which is just starting) doesn't contain any sexist attitudes to women...oh dear 1min into the film and Sid James has already commented on the size of Barbara Windsors tits. !.... 🤭
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  2066.  @urgreatestenemy  - it's not NATOs job to tell the Ukraine what to do. But It is in the interest of NATO to support them. Russia didn't have to invade..but it did. If they were capable of doing the job properly they would have taken Kiev within days and that would be it, but they didn't... The only thing keeping the war going is Putin. He knows failure is the end of him and his cronies... And 300k ill informed, I'll equipped and ill trained Russian conscripts are just going to drag it out further.
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  2067.  @hb5777  - damn..I missed that one !
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  2068. Damn you Isambard Kingdom Brunel....look at all the hassle you've caused 😡
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  2069. Well at least this hitler supporter has been rumbled before he could become an mp..unlike Labour who's jew haters are already in safe seats.
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  2070. Politicians can't admit when they get it wrong, so they soldier on with it wasting billions ( look at HS2) . Net Zero is absolute madness, it's like they're trying to win a race that no one else is really bothered about winning. And destroying our steel industry, motor manufacturing capability and economy along the way.. hybrids are what would have given them some credibility..but no, they can't deviate from the unachievable plan.
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  2071. Unfortunately it's all to real
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  2072. Yes....unlike Starmer who can't admit only women have a cervix..and Rishi who's promised to stop them coming across the channel ..500+ today, that's more than that floating hotel can hold.
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  2073.  @davidcooney3100  - yeah, refugees are welcome.. you'll no doubt answer the call and put one or two up in your house.
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  2074. Indeed... The Human Rights Lawyers Trump card for all those "tricky" little situations.
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  2075. Oh dear..my comment seems to have disappeared ...!
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  2076. Isn't that three ?
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  2077.  @everTriumph  - the EU and their blinkered view of what Europe should be has been pushed predominantly by Germany and France.. getting 50% of your gas from Russia without thinking "what if they turn off the tap" was simply idiotic. And Putin took full advantage of it to help pay for his invasion ... Unbelievable !
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  2078. Why would he bother with a machete when he could have a gun..and shoot you and your 19 mates from the other side of the street...duhhh.
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  2079.  @leecooper3852  - really, I haven't thought it through !!! ..Arming vetted citizens... Fill in the questionnaire " are you a machete wielding maniac ?"..No " Good. Here's your gun licence"
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  2080. Israel borders Australia...which I think is next to Switzerland that's why they're in Eurovision....mind you I'm not 100% sure on that but you can quote me instead of googling the fact Israel is in Asia.
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  2081.  @eepyautumn  - he's right... No need for guns.
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  2082. This video should have the Benny Hill theme music.
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  2083. Just need the BLM and Ant- Islamophobia cars to complete the fleet.
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  2084. Well for a start he's a labour representative
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  2085. The BBC is still clearly under the influence of Stonewall even though they say they severed links with them. And when Starmer gets in they'll be even less accountable for their bias. I would also like to know how much interference there is from Hope Not Hate... I wouldn't be suprised if they were also behind the C4 Reform actor.
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  2086. Chalky black.. doesn't really work especially on a white board.
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  2087.  @davidhughes4089  - UK perspective.
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  2088. ...thanks, and now back to Gary in the studio.
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  2089. Well since Trump junior claimed that it was prior to Trumps supporters storming Capital Hill... it would seem Andrew Neil was onto something !
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  2090.  @triptychtwins8438  Mum- " not before your dinner Tarquin... Have a glass of water instead... Now, I've told you before about shouting at stranger people in the street.. it's not a very nice thing to do..is it ?" Tarquin - ummm Mum- " now is it Tarquin ? Tarquin - " no mum... It isn't" Mum- " No it isn't.....now take off that balaclava.. and eat your fishfingers and chips" Tarquin- " sorry mum.. I won't do it again"
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  2091. Ok Abdul this is what you say.. you're a fifteen year old Gay Christian convert who identies as a woman... once you get accepted we can then being over your two wives and five children.
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  2092. I still can't believe we've got a Conservative government with an 80 seat majority ( albeit getting smaller as each bi election comes along )...and they pander to every bleeding heart, woke, liberal ideology.... instead of having the balls to just do what the Majority of the British public ( who voted for useless t**ts ) want !..
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  2093.  @tonybennett4159  - obviously you'd have to ask them in Urdu.
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  2094. Now that would be the ultimate Brexit reach around.
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  2095. Haven't watched it, but is there a scene of a cuddly toy lying amongst the rubble...like on Drop the Dead Donkey.!
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  2096. I am gonna make a prediction.. that Connor will announce he identifies as a Woman withinin the next week.
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  2097. I've just been sick in my mouth !!
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  2098. ..And Fred the Pedo weatherman...ah, happy times.
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  2099. Neil Walsh - it's the school uniform, his mum stitched his name tag in the back, in case one of the big boys steals it. Also both his shoes have left written in them so he doesn't get confused.
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  2100. Israel isn't our allie... they're no one's Allie, they look after themselves.. and we shouldn't get involved.
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  2101. Well look on the bright side....at least that girl doesn't have to walk 7 miles to collect water every day.. as they keep pointing out on that TV advert
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  2102. indeed, by not going for the obvious solution, he yet again astounds everybody with his brilliance
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  2103. Yep.... It always is .... gullible guilt ridden Guardian types.
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  2104. Have you ever seen a man eat his own head ?
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  2105. "Comedian on the worst responses to Ukraine"..... can't say I've ever found Putin funny...but then what someone finds funny, someone else doesn't.
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  2106. Tories had their chance and they screwed it up.. Labour are screwing it up at an even quicker rate.... Reform is the only option we have left.. it's that simple.
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  2107. These Labour Party policies are definite vote winners....for the Conservative and Brexit Parties .....oh, by the way didn't Diane Ah-but send her son to a private school ?
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  2108. Jihadi titanic..yeah and we know whos gonna be in the lfe boats.whats the arabic for ." women and children last"
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  2109. And why don't they choose a more convincing female looking one.... Instead of always choosing one that looks like Les Dawson in a dress. ?
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  2110. I thought you were joking until I googled it.....and here's me thinking things couldn't get any worse.. Jo Brand & Nish Kumar..the ghosts of Xmas f**ked !
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  2111. She's never been in a kitchen.... she's got servants to deal with that sort of thing.
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  2112. I want to hear what Biggus Dickus has to say about it.
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  2113. Maybe Women should identify as "Trans Women"... they might get listened to then...oh, I forgot you have to be a "Man" to be a Trans Woman..🤔
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  2114. Never used to have security guards wearing stabproof vests in your local Co-op. Never used to have 800 illegal immigrants crossing the channel every day..and never had to pay to house and feed them... There were a handful of non white kids in my Comprehensive school in the 70s now it's about 1/3... Our Country has been given away to those that don't deserve it by those that deserve it even less.
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  2115. If there is to be a EU army we might be able to supply the catering..oh wait the number of army chefs has dropped from 2547 to 865 in last 15 years... Hopefully the newly established "Royal Auxiliary Deliveroo Regiment" can make up the shortfall...as David Lammy might say " An army marches on its feet not it's stomach"
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  2116. Kamala chameleon isn't really black enough to be banging the drum, just like Meghan Markle.
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  2117. Looks like some wagon drivers missing a blue Tarpaulin.
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  2118. From watching "1 million years BC" to listening to "Culture Club".....he knows it all !
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  2119. Don't worry...Diane Abbott and Eddie Izzard will come to his rescue
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  2120. Cutting corners on the hearse as well.. something tells me he's not a proper undertaker..🤔
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  2121. .. it's Janet Shite, apparently. !
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  2122. They'll just keep doing it .. just like the other "activist" groups, because the government ( and the police) are to f****ng soft.
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  2123. Where are the female to male ( transmen) represented in this image ? ..will it be displayed along with the Ramadan lights in London ..🤔
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  2124. shouldn't be a problem for Amazon... since they don't pay their fair share of tax anyway, there's plenty in the kitty.
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  2125. No to what..a third golf course
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  2126. It's okay, I didn't have to pay for the pizza
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  2127. The data is already there.. every time the photo of the culprit flashes up on the news or the name gets released by the police...the Grooming gangs are the perfect example.
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  2128. He was just out doing some very important constituency work at 3am when he was attacked by a Far Right English Defence League thug and had to defend himself.
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  2129. "Would you give your life to save the world if no-one new you did it ?"..... Now I'll definitely have to ponder that one over.... 🤔 ..No, because you'd be dead either way !!
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  2130. I'm sure these "rehabilitated" criminals will be a huge asset to Jamaica. Since they have failed themselves, families and people here in the UK.
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  2131. OH YES.. smack me harder, HARDER, HARDER.. I said HARDER Abdul.. I'm a very naughty little white boy and I must be punished. " How long do I have to do this Mr Boris, I need to get back to the car wash".
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  2132. She doesn't sit she stands
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  2133. Well, he was the UN peace envoy for the middle east... he stepped down in 2015 once he'd brought about peace.
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  2134. Are they gonna melt it down and make into a recycling bin.
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  2135. "Tight anus and Ronnie Cuss" ... As Shakespeare originally wrote it.
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  2136. Obviously the BBC "Fact finding" department kicked in and distorted it sufficiently to meet the BBC's stringent standards.
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  2137. Oh come on.. it's a small price to pay to celebrate the cultural enrichment the Black community has made to Britain... attacking people with Machetes, defecation in public and prancing around in loin clothes... Maybe the burning tyres might be introduced in future carnivals.. although i suspect Sadiq might be concerned about the carbon emissions.
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  2138. I think this will happen eventually, but it'll be on Farage and Reforms terms. The Tories have nowhere to go but to the right. Whats the point of trying to squeeze between Labour & Libdems ?. Reform are the True conservatives, either they face upto it or call it a day.
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  2139. Bring back "CALL ME WANKER "
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  2140. This bloke needs to get back to selling fake rolex's to gullible tourists in the bizarre.
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  2141. The UK had goalkeeper, but now just uses phalanx...A new laser beam defence system is in advanced development by BAE systems which may be a future replacement for the RN.
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  2142. That's the important message you got from this video ?
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  2143. Tim's more your typical Libdem type.
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  2144.  @margaretogden3996  - you wer bloody lucky....we had to make do with a lump of coal wrapped up in a discarded fish n chip wrapper....the vinegar took away the taste of the coal....that wer luxury !
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  2145. When a child dies because Social Services didn't intervene it's the Social Services to blame...when they do intervene it's still the Social Services to blame..🤔
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  2146. Only a matter of time before Putin (after getting his medication mixed up) decides to lead the army into battle himself..bare chested on his white horse.
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  2147.  @ronnietexan  - apparently when they fix a roof they have to charge extra for adapting the loft for the production of cannabis ( part of the building regs apparently !). And you have to move out the property whilst the work is being carried out. It can take quite a long time to do so they live on site.... Now I have to admit a British roofer wouldn't be that thorough...hence the term "engineer" I suppose.
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  2148. No need to tell them... they're not gonna be allowed to vote anyway... Besides when they ban girls being educated in the future it definitely won't be an issue.
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  2149. Wow. She does, do you think it's her ? Because she's a Doctor and Sheldon's a Doctor as well... So I think she must be his mother. Although she talks different..but that's probably to stop the Russians from knowing who she really is !
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  2150. There is no reason to carry a knife in a civilized society. In the UK the majority of the public do not want people carrying knives or guns or the police routinely armed. And London is not typical of the rest of the country. And also, you can defend yourself against a burglar even kill him if it's justified. So just concentrate on what's happening where you live, and the low gun and knife crime rates there are in the USA, which we in the. UK look to with envy.
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  2151. The irony is that Israel couldn't care less about what some flag waving middle class virtue signallers do on a Saturday afternoon in London... as pointless and deluded as BLM, Extinction Rebellion and Just Stop Oil.
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  2152. Some hard hitting journalism there from C4.. And now back to Alan Partridge in the studio 😂😂
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  2153. It certainly did ...three self proclaimed Marxists became millionaires over night... swelling their bank accounts and their property portfolios, all thanks to St George chasing the Dragon. Without him they'd still be living in the ghetto instead of a nice big house in a predominantly White gated community...
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  2154. Blimey Simon...you mean it's ok to say "Women who wear Burkas look like letterboxes"....and not have to prostate yourself at the feet of the perpetually guilt ridden, self loathing constantly looking to be easily offended Wokists !
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  2155. They won't be happy until all Africans are in western Europe and all South Americans are in North America. Oh... and we convert to Islam so as to simplify the process. And they wonder why European countries are turning to the right wing parties !
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  2156. I'm sure the scientists will never be able to come to terms with letting Piers down and causing him to have to apologise because of their incompetence.
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  2157. 6.31.... game set and match... they're NOT WOMEN !
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  2158. Luckily the Bankers pay their (now reduced tax) ... obviously, after their accountants have found every loophole to reduce the amount.
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  2159. Jump forward to 2050...when net zero is achieved ( by fiddling the stats of course ) we can all relax...if it isn't ( which it won't be) it'll all be Brian's fault.
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  2160. "Who do you think you are".....or rather "what do you think you are ?"
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  2161. Of course not.. the Oscar nominations have thrown up another potential "diversity" scandal..and the BBC will need to be straight on it, like flies on sh*t.
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  2162. ...And that was a Party Pathetic Broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party...... Lammy you're the reason people vote conservative...you are deluded !
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  2163. The BBC needs to stop all the woke diversity and inclusion sh*t.. stop preaching and start producing stuff people want to watch... entertainment not indoctrination.!
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  2164. So those in charge of medical care put ideology ahead of biology.. it's got to stop and those perpetuating it sacked.
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  2165. .the Zombie Apocalypse.... really ! He doesn't seem that intelligent to me.
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  2166. As the new Doctor ! "Yeah I'd get rid of those Daleks within a day of becoming the Time Lord and I'd deport the Cybermen... And they are Cybermen not cyber-non gender specific whatever the hell they might think they are..and I'm gonna do it in a bigger beautiful American built TARDIS"
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  2167. Yep, just gonna add to the time wasted by making this comment.
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  2168. I couldn't abide his stand up ( but acknowledge the young ones and Blackadder which he co wrote).. nowadays it's Nish Kumar that boils my p**s. A man who has not once said anything funny.
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  2169. Multi cultural Scotland... 😅😅 Yeah 97% white clearly highlights the diversity.. I'm English and spent time in Scotland, and they hate foreigners nearly as much as the English.. have a look at your Celtic "brothers" in Ireland and what's happening there, that's what Scotland will end up like if the SNP get their way.
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  2170. More Paddy McGuiness and Mrs Brown's Boys... That's what the unwashed masses need - Director of BBC memo
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  2171. Frankie Boyle... Never the same once he stopped being an alcoholic.
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  2172.  @nojabhere  - World of Sport with Dickie Davies.." over now to Kent Walton at the Civic Hall Pontefract for this afternoon's Wrestling feature." Thank you Dickie and welcome Grappling fans at home, you join me ringside for a splendid action packed bill, the main event being of course Elon "The Mildly interesting" Musk verses Mark "pencil neck" Zuckerberg. but before that we have Kendo Nagasaki V Rollerball Rocco, so without any further ado it's over to your Master of ceremonies Brian Crabtree.
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  2173. The human reviewer !... Only thing humans do at YT is press the cancel button
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  2174. I would have thought work clothes were overalls, boiler suit, required uniform, steel toecap boots etc...not thousands on designer dresses for your wife ( seldom seen in public ) and expensive suites and glasses for yourself.. when you're on £200k+ per ann 🤔
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  2175.  @jazztheglass6139  - or being confronted by a 90 yr old woman with dementia..took 6 of them to bring her under control.. nearly had to taser her !
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  2176.  LAST CALL  - well, what are they for... Einstein ?
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  2177. Don't think they'd risk it ...those Russian tanks aren't used to driving on the Left....also the London clean air zones been extended and those tanks are definitely not exempt.. it'd cost a fortune if they tried to take the Capital.
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  2178. What has the Far Right ever done for us ?.. well they built the Autobahns and they got the trains to run on time....yes, yes but
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  2179. Compared to the current crop of R2 presenters.. he absolutely was.
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  2180. Right wing - terrorism Left wing - mental health Maybe the JK Rowling death threats she's received for supporting Salman Rushdie since his stabbing ( on top of the Trans death threats of course) might help readdress the imbalance 🤔
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  2181. "Cheese eating surrender monkeys".. Maybe it's the cheese that's the problem.
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  2182. Really.... I'm surprised, but then they probably need BBC verify to check it over before they comment..🤔
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  2183. 10/10. For that one 👍
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  2184.  @jelkel25  - this would be an all inclusive regiment, pink beret ( as worn by regimental mascot Eddie Izzard), cap badge ..the nuclear disarmament sign. Regimental colours.. 🌈 This would be a 100% carbon neutral regiment equipped with electric scooters And operating from a safe space well behind the front line.
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  2185.  @nickmiller76  - compared to Rishi and the rest she's the toughest, apart from Badenoch yep.. a Black woman that's more of a Thatcherite than the Tories could cope with... Strong men, don't make me laugh..last one was Churchill FFS !
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  2186.  @sh-hg4eg  - were you alive pre Elizabeths rule to experience the comparison ?.. the Monarch reflects ( or hopes to) the expectations of the people and society, and as such she was more open to scrutiny than any of her predecessors who seldom engaged with those outside the closed shop of the Nobility. And unlike an elected President with the political division that entails. She new you can say more by saying nothing... Compared to the likes of Putin, Trump, Macron, Bolsonaro etc (and the numerous tin pot Presidential dictators around the world)... The UK, Canada, Australia & NZ etc know it works, and as the saying goes " if it ain't broke don't fix it"
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  2187. Misgenderd....misguided more like it.
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  2188. Barber shop !!!
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  2189. Interesting theory....as most sheep will on average only come into contact with one human ( the shepherd) then it wouldn't be a long count ( 1 ...zzzz)...unless of course they're in Wales where the list of sexual partners would significantly increase the count.
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  2190. Do the 50% who's not LGBTQ have to listen to what they get up to ? ..even George Orwell didn't imagine the BBC would end up like this.. Room 101.. forget the rat..more like a hamster , plastic pipe and tube of KY jelly. !
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  2191. They've got decent security there.!
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  2192. Interesting... whereabouts in China was it.
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  2193. Those Xmas markets.... When are they going to realise they're always the cause..🙄
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  2194. I can translate the sign language, she's saying..... " he's been asked what a woman is.. he's just said he doesn't know !..yeah he doesn't know what a woman is..can you believe it !.. although looking at him, maybe you can, as he looks as thick as sh*t... I can't believe I'm standing here wasting my time signing for this daft tw*t,."
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  2195. ​ @zxyatiywariii8 - and if this bloke had a gun instead of a bottle of alkaline solution there'd be a dead mother and two dead children at least... Usual gun totting bollocks comment.
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  2196. The Diversity Line stopping at the following stations... Idi Amen, Transgender Central, Osama Bin Laden, Refugees Welcome and terminating at the George Floyd Memorial.
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  2197.  @chome4 - it was for sky
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  2198. "it's got nothing to do with me". .....I expect that would be Piers Merchants answer to phone hacking whilst Editor of the Daily Mirror. 🤔
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  2199. Italian Genes ..jellied eels.. what people are you on about !
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  2200. Please don't call her a "fat lad".... It's " Fat Lass", "Trans FAT" or even "Lard Arse"...have some consideration !
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  2201. Especially when sprayed directly into the face.
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  2202. I will be amazed if the perpetrator is white and /or not a milzum..🤔
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  2203. @anonymousone6075 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT..!!!😲.
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  2204. You been ordering stuff off Amazon again..🧐
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  2205. Utter rubbish about security. He would still have bodyguards on the way to and back as well as inside and outside the £8700 private box..they could easily reseat him in a safer seat... But then the double glazing helps keep out the chants of "you lying W**k*r"
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  2206. Like New Zealand would disappear in 1996
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  2207. I would just like to remind everyone.. November is Islamophobia awareness Month. So please make an extra effort to be islamophobic... I'm sure certain members of the LGBTQ community will endorse this message .
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  2208. The Organ GRINDR blaming the monkey... Just stay away from the baboons arse, problem solved !
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  2209. Well if history repeats. Expect a Russian Revolution soon...once the army mutiny.
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  2210.  @paulgibbons2320  - you asking ?
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  2211. Pity they didn't find the instruction manual with those sticks...or better still the box they came in.
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  2212. Simon, you look a bit like a skinny Alf Garnett ... his family always thought he was Jewish... " I KEEP TELLIN YA.. I AM NOT A BLEEDING Y*D...YA SILLY MOO !!!"
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  2213. The WHO..."No it's got nothing to do with that big laboratory over there where they do research into viruses..it must have come from a bat in a wet market.. because thats what the Chinese government told us".... I don't see what could possibly go wrong....🤔
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  2214. If the Tories had listened to common sense instead of the "activists" they wouldn't be in the s**t they keep dropping themselves in.
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  2215. "And then Brexit happened"... If Scotland had left the UK they'd have been out the EU. If they leave now, guess what.. they'd still be out the EU. I'll remind you that the SNP based their independence future on North Sea oil. Yeah the same oil industry the SNP has tried their best to destroy .. Now that Nicola is saving the planet along with R*pists rights sensible Scots can see exactly what a disaster independence would be.
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  2216. ​ @Jezza_One + they're called civil servants nowadays
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  2217. Let's be straight about this Simon, Putin isn't doing this for the benefit of the Jews. You conveniently forgot to mention the Russian Pogroms going back to the 1800s. Yes there were/is self proclaimed Nazis in the Azov battalion, but the fact that the Russian army needs to rely on the Wagner group ( with it's own neo Nazis affiliates and connections ) to get things done seems a little bit ironic when you're trying to de- Nazify a country as Putin puts it. The Wagner groups use of prisoners ( just like the notorious Dirlewanger brigade of the SS which carried out atrocities in Belarus and Poland) and let's not forget the Jewish friendly Chechen Muslim mercenaries aren't gonna convince Zelensky (?) that Putin has a point. the . Ukrainians don't want to be part of Russia, it's as simple as that. And they're prepared to fight... And it would help if the 'de-Nazified' Germany gives permission for Leopard tanks to be used..but for some reason I don't know why they don't 🤔
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  2218.  @goldenhoneybee8128  - I think you've get Pogrom mixed up with Gulag.
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  2219. It's not that people like him.. it's that he has nothing to worry about ( apart from his own stupidity)... Starmer is as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.
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  2220. Police officers also look a mess, gone is the traditional uniform replaced by creased combat trousers and hi Viz jackets.. and of course the obligatory tattoos..and that's just the WPCs.
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  2221. More like the Biden effect
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  2222. The BBC will no doubt cover the invasion of the Ukraine...making sure that both sides racial, gender & religious diversity is fully represented during the impending holocaust.
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  2223. Or the "Dinner plate"
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  2224. The Notting Hill Festival is coming up...lets see if there's no "Two Tier" policing then. ...🤔
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  2225. It would be interesting to know if Prince Andrew has an account with Coutts/ NatWest... Although i don't suppose he'd fall victim to the banks values if he did.
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  2226. I thought Brazil had a strict right wing govt under Bolsonaro
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  2227.  @olavomendes8560  - Ah....so he just self identified as right wing 🤔
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  2228. Tim..all this pretence just doesn't wash with the viewers it's clear you're obsessed with Farage and secretly gonna vote Reform.. so just admit it.
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  2229. ...What goes around comes around.
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  2230. The TERFS are to blame for Brexit, the economy...oh, and climate change... Once you realise that it all makes perfect sense.. onward comrades towards a brighter socialshits future.
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  2231. There is an upside to this.. boil in the bag rice is a lot cheaper to cook in your own sweat 🤔
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  2232. Since most convicts re offend within a short period of being released. It doesn't take a genius to work out there's going to be an increase in the crime rate very shortly....and they won't be sent back to prison because the prisons are full of "Far Right Thugs'.. well done Starmer !.
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  2233. Shouldn't that be... the Bame Country ?
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  2234. What is your point..and how exactly does it apply to this case ?
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  2235. Didn't they play Glastonbury a couple of years back ?
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  2236. Step forward Ed Davies...you have a potential voter
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  2237. summerrr1 - to weak to even blow it !
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  2238. No it's for all those who DID and have to live with the guilt....that's why the children of today shouldn't have to make the same mistake when they grow..by feeling guilty about it now.
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  2239. The Gimp Chimps have been at it again !
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  2240. Yes.. but he was a very well dressed tool maker..🧐
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  2241. Those that voted for the SNP..this is what you get, make the most of your white privilege whilst you can and keep paying your taxes cause Hamas need all the help they can get.
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  2242. It seems strange that the govt can't get rid of people who aren't even British citizens....with or without notice.
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  2243. Not to be confused with the BG news channel...24hrs coverage of BeeGees related news
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  2244. ..Until he's sacked on Monday
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  2245. If they know the identity then by not releasing it they are endangering the public, there could be someone who knows exactly where he is or seen him who could simply phone the police. The name isn't necessarily a clue to ethnicity unless of course it's not a traditional British name, but if he is know to them then that makes no difference what so ever.
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  2246. Go back to their own countries !!... The only thing that goes back is the benefit money we pay them.. to pay for the rest of their family to come here.
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  2247. Obviously had a couple of G&Ts before phoning in. But then when you write for the Guardian, I suppose that alcoholic blurriness is essential for justifying to yourself you're a legitimate journalist.
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  2248. Absolutely.... And remember to put the packaging on those 55in TVs in with the recycling when you get home... We've all got to play our part in saving the planet.
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  2249. Absolutely....this is what happens when a POC hits the glass ceiling.
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  2250. It was the unions that pulled Labours strings in the old days, now it's the activists and Muslims...WAKE UP PEOPLE Liebour ( and SNP) do not represent the White majority.. Reform NOW !
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  2251. Putting on false beards and pretending to be men ? There's a difference
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  2252. It's now Winnie Smith since his visit to Room 101
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  2253. Yet you still watch it.
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  2254. Muhammed Miller said "I was walking along this narrow mountain pass when this woman without a hijab on walked towards me..well, I new exactly what to do.. I blocked her passage and tossed her off." ...yes a classic from his little black book of Islamic japery.
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  2255. Windy Miller.
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  2256. What the hell are you on about..what's qis uing ?
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  2257. Black & Pecker.
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  2258. Owen Jones did a video on Glastonbury in 2019 when he went down that "area"...it basically was men dressed in leather p*ss*ng on each other.. I'm surprised the BBC didn't highlight it during their LGBTQ coverage of ghastly- bury this year... 🤔.
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  2259. Who is you ? What your name is ? ..it's us white "spanners" who should be compensated for the mistreatment of our language !
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  2260. Phwoarr...more like minus Phwoarr on a scale of 1 to 4
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  2261. The quality of so called comedians on TV is shocking. It's just a closed shop of "chums" that go from one panel show to another w*nking each others egos with their self righteous Drivel...the Last leg, Mash report, Mock the week..and Franky Boyle ( who's obviously on the receiving end of a reach around from the head of BBC diversity )... I know it's little consolation when you're means of income are being denied, but you're "genuinely" funny.. and I hope the time comes when you can get back on TV and perform live... comedians like you Andrew, are needed more than ever 👍
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  2262. Combined with dinghy and outboard motor maintenance lessons
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  2263. No it wasn't because it wasn't madness then..Barbara the trans taxi driver in league of gentlemen was pre op and used to tell his passengers..like wise little Britain a man with a mustache unconvincingly telling everyone he was a lady.
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  2264. All these poor turkish barbers and car wash operatives having to flee their home countries leaving behind the women and children to fight the civil wars..its awful.
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  2265. Next week.. Gromit
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  2266. I find YouTube has never had to cens...........
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  2267. I guess those women he masturbated in front of will just have to take it on the chin.. again
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  2268. And if we hadn't they'd still be chewing potatoes or building huts out of cow sh*t.
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  2269. ""UP THE SHITTERS ""...🏆
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  2270. Ridiculous ruling...it goes against everything we've been told with the green cross code. . Common sense is to wait for the danger to pass ( the car) and then cross.. "expecting"a car to stop is way more dangerous than one that's passed you by... !
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  2271. Concentrate on the Doughnuts, thats what matters....the doughnuts that vote for useless politicians like Trudeau..or Starmer here in the UK.
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  2272. What..so you can rape them at gun point?
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  2273. ...who would have thought it !
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  2274. I suspected it was carried out by a Far Right, T*mmy R* bins*n supporting, Islamophobic attacker....what else could it possibly be !, luckily the BBC are able to Verify it as only they are able to do.. So that has set my mind at rest .🤔
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  2275. Badenoch should have got the leadership vote....she was/ is the only true conservative amongst all the contenders
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  2276. .... Can still find the odd copy in portaloos on building sites up and down the UK.... usually with most of the pages missing
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  2277. This AI technology is amazing.. looks just like him..🧐
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  2278. And what exactly will they do with the money...develop their infrastructure, industry, improve living standards, healthcare ? Since independence they've had plenty of opportunities to do all of that....but guess what, nothing changes, well except for those private planes, limousines, luxurious palaces and Swiss bank accounts for those in charge.
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  2279. Refugees are welcome here as long as they pay the £350 and bring their tent from the Sangatte refugee camp.
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  2280. According to BBC Verify 30% of labour voters voted for Brexit in a 2019 survey ( yeah right..😂)..and can I also point out the number of Labour ( red wall ) seats that were lost in the following general election that happened to overwhelmingly vote Brexit. The online petition isn't going to lead to another election but will remind Labour that Elections aren't won they're lost.
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  2281.  @davidnoakes1434  - deal with stupidly ? ...well putting the lunatics in charge of the Asylum might not be the best way of going about it...🤔
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  2282. Yeah but they wouldn't waste their time on such a stupid argument. Plus she's a regular on the Jeremy Vine show and she finds issue with everything ..it literally is a case of " coz I is black" with her.
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  2283. C4 news were exactly the same, no reference to the WPC getting her nose broken and all the emphasis on how the two perpetrators were "badly" treated by the police officers and the fact no charges were being brought against them.
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  2284. How will Eddie Izzard ever find his true lesbian love now ..!
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  2285. Never return to a firework once you've lit the touch paper.
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  2286. Alan actually served as a telegram messenger during WW1 .. the film 1917 was based loosely him...and yes he did survive the war.
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  2287. I was very surprised by this sentence ( like everyone not there to know the full details) it seems excessive. I can see how you have explained the way the judge came to the verdict...but why consecutive instead of concurrent. We see people sentenced for crimes of extreme violence and manslaughter get less.
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  2288. It's like a a dyslexic game of Scrabble..
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  2289. Norman Stanley Fletcher escaped on a bike..but he broke back into prison.
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  2290. This might come as a shock but there is no deterrent for some people because they 1) don't think they'll get caught 2) don't think about the consequences of their actions. Most of us do realise the consequences and don't commit crimes. This individual is probably mad and will end up in Broadmoor..From a personal point of view i don't see the point of keeping him alive when he offers nothing to society by his existence and is just an added burden to the tax payer for the rest of his life.
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  2291. Hamas IS a terrorist organisation...says the UK Government....the Police obviously think otherwise.. The Met Police are to scared to deal with the problem..Bravaman is right two tier policing.
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  2292. @user-gh7us6bm7q - true..and it's so blatant there can be no justification for this by the head of the Met or his chief Mufti Overlord Shortarse Khan.
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  2293. Because Santa Clause has to have an alibi... 🤫
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  2294. If you can't admit that only women have a cervix..then you're either A- lying B-stupid If the answer is you're lying,then by default it also makes you stupid. ...i rest my case your Honour
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  2295. Sheffield Councils list of acceptable ( alleged) comedians - Nish Kumar Eddie Izzard Jo Brand Lenny Henry. Etc....
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  2296. Yeah it's good Trump and Vance are fluent in Ukrainian.. otherwise they might have been at a disadvantage in explaining exactly what they meant ..and end up being bullied by Zelensky.
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  2297. Turkey 😂😂😂.. that's just what the EU needs more Turkish barbershops... Erdogan is as bad as Putin.
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  2298. Oh I don't know, you do tend to see more white rice than brown.. although I personally prefer pelau.
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  2299.  @bemfawkes3214  - sorry, these rice opinions are Jasmine.
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  2300. We governed India with 1000 civil servants....and no computers.
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  2301.  @raychambers3646  - yep, absolutely .. 😂😂
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  2302. The BBC in particular.... The Tom Rob documentary "Panodrama" shows how the BBC worked with them against him... Just like Stonewall.. they heavily influence the BBC, C4 and the Guardian.
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  2303. Diane Abbott .. would make the perfect leader.. or how about David Lammy.
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  2304. Full deck of Trump cards... except Zelensky played the top ' Mentally Mature President' card
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  2305. Always from a safe distance.
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  2306.  Cap Tango  - do you need a choice ?
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  2307. You can have all the right ingredients but it doesn't mean you can bake the cake,.wait and see what the results are like before you sing their praises... Especially when it comes to our new foreign secretary David Lammy.. "a descendent of slaves from Tottenham".. ummm..🤔
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  2308. Still available for Children's Birthday Parties and Barmitvahs...and Corporate events... apparently
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  2309. It was MOTD that boiled my P**s when they were bleating on about BLM...and anybody who disagreed were immediately branded a "wacist".
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  2310. Remember when Gordon Brown had to back track after saying British jobs for British workers ?.. now we're second class citizens to illegal migrants in our own country !
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  2311. 3.15 the guy got sucker punched....not much he could have done from a cowardly attack like that.
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  2312. So you'll be watching Andrew Neil's GB News channel then ?
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  2313. Well.. the little 🌈 signs they had up last month might be a clue..oh, and whatever you do don't get your nails from Wickes unless you're wearing a t shirt saying how much you ❤️ trannies.
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  2314. I bet their father wasn't a toolmaker though.
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  2315. Good job you're reading it....so we don't have to..... I'd like to know what the demographic is of the people who buy this book. I'm going to hazard a guess, predominantly White, middle-class guilt ridden Guardian readers !
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  2316. Absolutely, a real feminist role model...a sort of chav Lady Diana.
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  2317. Will they be raising a pint of the ol black stuff in the Irish bars of Pakistan to celebrate ...?
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  2318. Men don't get pregnant so don't need to have abortions.. so obviously they're women's health centres !
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  2319.  martin corderoy  - lol..and not a slight bit of regard for the owners lawn or flag stones.... Typical !
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  2320. And we're going to pay £9+ billion to Mauritius so the US can still have a military base on the Chagos islands.. Trump will just invade and take it over once Starmer signs the rental agreement ..Who's going to stop him, not Mauritius, they'll have the money and the US gets Free real estate with an airfield... Meanwhile we'll just keep paying the installments for the next 100 years... that's what's going to happen folks !
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  2321.  @francesbrown5116  - cows bad... grasshoppers good.. we need all that farm land for wind turbines.
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  2322. Finest Afghan Taliban blend tobacco.
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  2323. NO absolutely not. The challenger doesn't use NATO ammo ( unlike the Leopards ) and 10 tanks that can only use their own ammo is of very little use in the scheme of things. Also a tank is only as good as the crew that mans it and how it's deployed. The Ukrainians have plenty of tanks in storage ( as well as captured) that could be sent to Poland/ west for refurbishment and then put into action. These can be manned with experienced crews and ammos available... losing a few Nlaws to the Russians isn't a big loss. losing a Chall2 is.. and besides we should be upgrading all our Chall 2s to 3s.
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  2324.  @benwest6633  - I think you're a proper mug if that's your attitude... ☕
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  2325. Well she's seen his white van and cross of st George hanging from his bedroom window..
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  2326. Well, with all this "global warming" the egg would probably be fried...or it might be because of his red face
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  2327. LGBTQ+..H. ( Heterosexual)
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  2328. Yes...or I'd prefer it was the Wicker Man...where the harvest failed and they have to sacrifice a a bunch of Woke Social Justice Warriors....Coming soon from Disney "The Woke Man"
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  2329. It's the Last night of the Proms...the Festival celebrates all different types of music on different days..so why for one day..the final day can't we just have it our own way..i don't recall Handel, Mozart etc feature bongo drums in any of their works !
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  2330. ... You get arrested for wasting Police time.
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  2331. It was a shortage of shovels...they were needed for the coal mines in England and Wales which led to the industrial revolution..which led to the steam ships that took the ancestors of these winging freeloaders to America....where all this repo crap started.
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  2332. What's wrong with the term f*33*t....it is a Fairytale after all.
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  2333. Janet and John become Nazis
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  2334. "Queers 🏳️‍🌈 for Palestine 🇵🇸"
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  2335. Russia ..a professional army ?
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  2336. He's got a book out.... What sad deluded f***wit is gonna buy that ?
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  2337. I don't think he was.. he said the laws are there, it's the politicians and Government that don't uphold it... Plus if he expressed stronger views he probably would not be a barrister much longer ! More than likely he'd end up getting deported !!!!
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  2338. It's a sexual fetish that we have to accept as normal behaviour in public... What you say about the increase in female ( which they're not) crime figures and being sent to women's ( which they're not) prisons just legitimises their activities. Sturgeon and the SNP, Keir Starmer, Stonewall and all the others promoting this are guilty of misogyny and have to be held accountable for what is inevitably going to happen. PS.. I believe this will be shadow banned by YT (again) who are also responsible for denying the freedom to comment about this issue.
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  2339. "reporting ! ".. investigative journalism at it's finest again from Owen 'hold the front page' Jones.
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  2340. For some one who is supposed to be intelligent and always likes to be seen to be doing the right (on) thing.. Stumper always seems to grasp the shitty end of the stick.. he's an absolute liability.
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  2341.  @kevinparker461  - yeah director of the BBC
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  2342. Only until it's 100% of the population and 0% of the conversation
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  2343. If he is dead they could replace him with BB-8 from Star Wars...I don't think anyone would notice, definitely not Donald Trump.
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  2344. Islamophobia month !....i didn't know, I'll have to make more of an effort to be islamophobic.
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  2345. Putin's 5ft 7
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  2346. It makes you wonder how many times they have to shoot themselves in the foot before they come to their senses.
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  2347. Ben is correct.. Labour abandoned the white working class during Blairs time. They pander to every minority and despise the very people who the Labour party was set up to represent. They bend over backwards for the Muslim vote..and now the Muslims want their own political party, even they will abandon Labour if/ when they get their way....so it appears Elon Musk has more understanding of this Country's future than Stumper.
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  2348. Anyone else notice lycra leggings are the no1 fashion statement when it comes to obese women who like to make that special effort when visiting Aldi.
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  2349. An it iz gud nai fram aye....an it iz gud nai fram im
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  2350. 3 day week, rampant inflation, constant strikes.. the 70s were a disaster under Labour. Thatcher was the saviour of this Country... Who in there right mind could have voted for Michael Foot .. he would have bankrupted the Country within weeks and Argentina would now be celebrating 40 yrs of the Malvinas Island's victory!
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  2351. Come on the Met didn't find Abdul but they did find two dead bodies...now they're gonna have to investigate them instead. Bet they wished they hadn't searched the blooming river now !
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  2352. True...but you've got to have the men and weapons to do it though... and the money. The Will to do it isn't enough.
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  2353. You're only making it worse for yourself..! " How could it be any worse.. Jehovah ! , Jehovah ! "
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  2354. It's because HE has a large young girl fanbase...the madness of a man paid to wear a sports bra to hopefully influence young girls to buy it... Not a top female athlete...NO, a deluded narcissistic beta male paid by a Sports Wear company that cares F..all about inspiring girls to take up sports..or indeed women's sport in general... I hope this backfires big style on N*k*..oh, and Bud Light..mind you everyone should be paid to drink that utter cats p*ss.
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  2355.  @venusfooltrap7371  - No I haven't considered Dutch citizenship ( although I am very fond of the Dutch and Netherlands) and no I haven't considered French citizenship ( because I'm definitely not fond of the French !) but you are right about proportional representation and disbanding the house of lords, it's outdated and undemocratic..that's why Reform want want it changed.
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  2356.  @venusfooltrap7371  - the majority that voted voted leave. Just like this election it's who turns out to vote that counts.. everyone else is irrelevant. For any government to go against the will of the people would be madness.. that's how democracy works.
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  2357. 👋👋👋.. bravo
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  2358. Clear violation of the ' Virtue Signalling in a built up area whilst having a total disregard for common sense with intent to annoy". Law, if ever I've seen.
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  2359. Opening scene of Episode one... The TARDIS lands in an alley just off the main gay pride march...
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  2360. I don't see what all the fuss is about. The Trump supporters wouldn't be able to get the child tamper tops off the disinfectant bottles anyway !
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  2361.  @MISTER23G02xx  - for obvious reasons... Of those men prisoners who claim to be women.. 40 % are there for sexual offences !
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  2362.  @houseofdebijourn4513  - it's because they're women.
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  2363. Gove clearly flattered to hear about the achievements of the Tories during his time..and just nodding along like a donkey.
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  2364. Labour just like the SNP don't get it, they'd sooner stick to the ideology and ignore the biology... Hopefully Starmer will go the same way as Sturgeon and Yousless.. Trans Women are not Women !
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  2365. Not mental enough otherwise he'd be advising the government.
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  2366. Not as yet, as you might well understand it's a big step finding the time, especially since I've got the box set of Game of Thrones to get through And then there's the Financial burden of finding the £75.. Although the "Economics" Doctorate is on special offer at only £50 and it comes with a 5⭐ recommendation from former student Rachel Reeves...so a bit of a dilemma ..decisions, decisions eh ! ....🤔
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  2367. Stumper can't do that without the approval of Rayner.. "who's ya daddy" ..eh, you are Angela. " That's right and don't you forget it" ..sorry , sorry Angela.
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  2368. " there's only 1% of black police officers, but there's more in London". Has he been outside of London ?. Those "huge" black communities must feel under represented in Northumberland, Cumbria, Wiltshire, Cornwall, Norfolk, Devon etc.
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  2369. Eva Braun ..real name Evan Braun a scaffolder from Dortmund caught the eye of Adolf whilst working on the Reichstag building after the fire in 1933... In 1936 whilst Adolf was enjoying the opening ceremony of the Berlin Olympics Eva underwent gender reassignment surgery by a young "experimental" surgeon by the name of Joseph Mengele... This is all common knowledge..and was featured in the movie "Ladyboys from Brazil".
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  2370. They all have degrees in PPE...... unfortunately they don't have degrees in the Bleeding Obvious.
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  2371. Over the last 20 yrs Afghanistan has had the best opportunity ever to drag itself out of the middle ages courtesy of the US govts ( and UK / allies) billions. Their corrupt govt squandered and Embezzled it all. Their military to lazy and incompetent to fight for their freedom run away....and yes, as always It's our fault ! . To hear Boris Johnson say - "we've evacuated a small town the size of Dorking "!! ..So now we have to build a new town the size of Dorking to house them. Interpreters yes.. extended families no
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  2372. Is that the hybrid version...mine was a diesel.
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  2373. Should burn nicely when the gas runs out and power cuts start on Jan 1st
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  2374. He needs to up the stakes. conversion to Islam with full Burka should do it, operating machinery in a burka with double Z tits. ..Like to see what the school would do then.
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  2375. ..."Hairy Japanese bastards"
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  2376. That's true.... Because they travel light years to get here. 🤭
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  2377. Well at least she got that right.
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  2378. Or to stand in a pool of your own piss shouting at passing traffic
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  2379. Wait till it gets closer to the election....and he has his "Gordon Brown" moment ..when a "biggoted" woman asks him which 0.1% of women have a penis ?...
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  2380. Halal Steakbakes for everyone.. 'Oh yes, Me veel inglish just like you'
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  2381. They love it !
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  2382. We need "Queers🏳️‍🌈 for Palestine 🇵🇸" to have a word with their mates Hamas about not knicking the food parcels and laying off the rocket attacks and then Israel might pack it in....thats what i reckon 🤔
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  2383. There is no muslim army ! .. so ISIS or the Taliban were just pretending 🤔
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  2384. Potato 🥔 and Chef👩‍🍳 .
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  2385. There's 10,000 foreign prisoners that could have been deported to free up spaces... starting with that Albanian.What use is he to this Country ! NON.. And that Lady is right he will reoffend.
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  2386. Another gobsh*te just like John Oliver.
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  2387.  @thomasdalby8420  - I still don't follow your Scottish analogy and your assumption about me is equally hard to fathom as you know nothing about me or who I would work for !.. Nevertheless I have made it clear what I think about Joe Lycett etc, and that's that. ...nothing personal, all the best.
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  2388. It's not the trousers..it's the strap on..she's the 0.1%
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  2389. "Hairy Japanese Bastards"
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  2390. The solution is obvious..they have their own category because they are not.. have not and cannot be women.. biological FACT !
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  2391. A real actor should be able to play any character...look at Steven Seagal...he has played numerous one dimensional ponytailed characters and he has never felt the need to critique his acting ability !
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  2392. That's always their response..just like the stop oil protesters blocking the highway, causing an obstruction etc..the laws are already there to deal with these things..and of course if they got extra laws they still wouldn't use them... they're unable to do anything through fear of causing offence..unless you're white and British of course !
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  2393. Let's be realistic.. they don't have much change left over from those private jets, limos, mansions and shopping trips to Harrods and the UAE for that sort of thing.
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  2394. Great to hear the voice of the "day to day" Bobby on the street PC Pisspot.... Hopefully soon to be Commissioner of the Met Pisspot... And can I just say, i don't believe Caressa Dick was ever complemented on having a nice arse ( understandable of course) and that's why she resigned...we need to get back to basics with proper WPCs like those off the Benny Hill show.
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  2395. Not even a filler track.
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  2396. The Dr Mengele approach to medicine...!
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  2397. Well officer... I hit him as weak as I could. 🤔
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  2398.  @terrencewalker8219  - search YT... there's plenty of examples of just how bad it gets.
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  2399. Well, if you're in Ireland then you can see the similarities between the Irish and Labour govts... wasn't it the Far right responsible for the riots after that asylum seeker stabbed those children in Dublin...!
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  2400. They know who their audience is and what they want.
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  2401. On a roundabout where everyone is looking right before they pull out, you don't expect the car(s) in front to stop... Also most pedestrians still prefer to wait for the car to pass before crossing the road, it just seems the logical safe thing to do.
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  2402. Strange how when the police aren't there to protect them. The Antifa people don't seem to come out of these situations very well !
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  2403. "The creepy person sitting next to you on the bus".... absolutely spot on.
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  2404. What do you expect..you saw the Opening ceremony and who the IOC regard as the "champions".
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  2405. Definitely a rise in the number of hippos..and not just in their natural environment McDonald's. But also further afield helped by the increased number of deliveroo drivers that have migrated here in recent years incouraged by the great work done by our Govt.
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  2406. They are also being charged for actual bodily harm for the incident which led to the police officers turning up to arrest them..they are as Lt George said whilst defending Cpt Blackadder for shooting the Generals pigeon Speckled Jim.. "You're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of Poo"
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  2407. Shitborough Town v Twat Valley FC... match history 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 after extra time 0-0 0-0 (HT 0-1 Goal disallowed ) 0-0 0-0
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  2408. pgI0897 - oh yeah it's all the rage in Chelsea and Belgravia,
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  2409.  @bacon-sanny  - obviously I'm kidding
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  2410. No need to worry Simon.. when Britain becomes fully Islamified in a few years time all this nonsense will come to an end.. they'll be back in the kitchen and only speak when spoken to , Till then they've just got to keep popping out future true believers to top up the family benefit payments until that glorious day arrives.
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  2411. if the Viking history is such a problem.. then why didn't it stop Yemini sailors settling in South Shields in the mid 1800s ... Mind you Britain's first so called "Race riots" happened there in the 1920s.. so perhaps Northumbria Police are getting round to checking out potential leads as to what may have caused it... 🤔
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  2412. He's 59...he would have been 16 in 1979. And you delivered a car to him 🤔
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  2413. His next project should be "Ban Sadiq Khan"
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  2414. Good to see women closing the gap with male athletes.... What a time to be alive for Womankind.
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  2415. Thats where the ULEZ money goes
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  2416. More like blazing saddles
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  2417. The "Womens" prisons in SNPland are gonna be overflowing with all these "new" rapists
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  2418. IT..!
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  2419. Yes please, it sounds so wonderful and glamorous let's have a vote on it, I'm sure everyone will vote for it !
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  2420. You'd think the Bald patches and five o'clock shadows might set the alarm bells ringing..🤔
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  2421. This is his day job
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  2422. He's probably disappointed he wasn't found guilty... Still look on the bright side at least theres another story to add to Black history month.
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  2423. Not so much Big Brother as annoying Little Sister Greta.
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  2424. Maybe they're designed to be submersible with just the turret showing above the waterline.... You just can't be sure with those Ruskies.
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  2425. Yes, he's back..cometh the hour cometh the Keith. Pack ya bags Rishi.. f*** off Starmer. Keith's gonna make Britain Great again.
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  2426. It takes an American to point out the truth...YES we are on the way down because are politicians, police, judiciary, universities and our infiltrated influencers (BBC) are the reason why.
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  2427. Wow.. he's wearing an England football shirt on Saint George's Day....how could anybody doubt this Pakistani Muslims patriotism ?
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  2428. Love these videos... but would really love a video on prison sentencing....and how long someone "actually" serves in prison.
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  2429. Ah Geoff .. The safe BBC friendly voice of right wing comedy, probably to busy doing "live at the Apollo" or QI or the Jeremy Vine show etc..... It's Andrew Lawrence that should be on.
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  2430.  @d.jparer5184  - Geoff has been on before
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  2431. Apparently after the civil war 25% of cowboys were black according to some historians.. perhaps Hollywood just convienently overlooked it back in the day ?
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  2432. They voted for the SNP... Got themselves to blame.
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  2433. 3/4 of those "new wimmin" in prison are there for sex offences... And they wanted to put them in womens prisons..😵
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  2434. I'd like to get Owen Jones take on this..there must be a non plausible excuse for what happened
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  2435. Well done Nicola ( the cross dressing schoolboy who identifies as the female first Minister of Scotland) . Can I just remind people the gender identity issues Scottish men have had to endure over the years.The documentary ' Carry on up the Khyber' showed the struggle Scottish men had to be accepted wearing skirts by bigoted colonial types. So well done SNP
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  2436. Clear and precise description of the situation we find ourselves in....well said Emma..... Hope Owen Jones watches this.. even he should be able to understand why he ( and people like him ) are the real problem.
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  2437. Trailer for the movie "yes it was the old story of leatherboy meets Transgirl at the local Gay Sauna bukkaki night...little did they know, that chance meeting with a random stranger would lead to a romance in this heart warming comedy "
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  2438. "Birds of a feather stick together".... I don't have an interest in others cultures or beliefs.. why should I ?...I live amongst those that I have shared values with.. what builds societies is what unites not divides, "Multiculturalism" is an expectation that those who come here will be equally as tolerant as we're supposed to be to them ... And when they're not..guess what it's our fault , to say otherwise means you must be a "WACIST".
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  2439. Elections aren't won.. they're lost. Tories have no one to blame but themselves...Reform only real option.
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  2440. Stonewall have infiltrated the Police and civil service..and if you think it's gonna change under Labour you're as mistaken as Stumper is when it comes to whether a woman can have a penis.
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  2441. The BBC must get rid of these singers ( they're probably all white anyway) and priorities the Billions we pay them on what's essential... because Lieniker is a National treasure and must be protected at all costs !
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  2442. "Bumming by Chinese spies".... I would have thought that might come in handy...might be worth getting some Russians involved...so they'll know what to expect when they get sent to the Ukraine.
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  2443. Nothing wrong with Trump visiting and meeting the King..once he's been officially welcomed at the airport by Farage.
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  2444. Always the same German stuff... Do something different ffs
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  2445. Exactly....Hamas a recognised terrorist organisation and these blinkered idiots waving 🇵🇸 and 🏳️‍🌈 flags can't see the irony of it all.
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  2446.  @olliefoxx7165  - could have saved your time typing all that by just asking if I was being sarcastic....and yes I did and yes I was.
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  2447. Meanwhile James O Brainless on LBC .. Brexit,Boris, Brexit Boris.. repeat
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  2448. Little known fact..Sir Christopher Wren was heavily into Baroque Drum & Bass and illegal tobacco dealing before he designed St Pauls Cathedral.
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  2449. This is not a laughing matter !
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  2450. Hope Not Hate, Antifa, Momentum... There is an agenda. Everyone can see it. MI6 goes on about the threat from the right wing .. It's these organisations they need to be investigating because they're clearly dangerous.
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  2451.  Ron P  - to an extent i agree, when they came out with the utter BS that we faced a bigger threat from the far right than Islamic extremists....you know there's something amiss..and just in case anyone points out, yes i should have put Mi5..not Mi6 that's responsible for homeland security.
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  2452. Elon musk doesn't get to vote
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  2453. Does anyone go to church nowadays ?... The CoE could make a fortune ( on top of it's existing fortune) converting their churches to BnBs for the dinghy daytrippers... As an alternative to what they usually do.. sell them off for Mosques.
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  2454. 43%....43%....43%..can not compute, can not compute .. ⚠️DANGER BRAIN OVERLOAD ⚠️
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  2455. Yet the majority are granted asylum usually after waiting years ( and appeals ) to get approval....the Home office are incompetent, the Govt are incompetent, Border Force are incompetent....and the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS know it .. and so do the money grabbing human rights lawyers.
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  2456. 4 members of a family in a house like that !.. yes the govt and home office are useless but whoever authorised a house like that should be joining them in jail
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  2457. Black Friday Sales ...7 days a week. This is where Geo Floyd went wrong using a fake $20 bill..what an amateur !
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  2458. Labour can't get rid of her...that would be racist .. don't ya know !
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  2459. The Labour party just doesn't realise the majority of their voters outside London ( you know.. the white ones ! ) are very conservative in their views and patriotic. They're not interested in identity woke minority politics and some bullshit Republic. They want stability.... And that comes with a constitutional Monarchy....FACT.
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  2460. Pity JoBs microphone wasn't bigger and higher up so you could not see his face...oh, and switched off.
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  2461. No.... people need to stop stealing what isn't theirs.... That's how a civilised society works.
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  2462. To be fair, any middle aged pot bellied man walking down the street wearing a football top should be tazered and fined 10k irrespective of Covid.... That goes without saying.
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  2463. Jon darb- it's the opposite of lying ..duh !
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  2464. France's problem... it's where they came from.
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  2465. They don't seem as keen on the "New" Black Stuff as the old Black Stuff.
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  2466. Well, if no one over 14 (or under for that matter) had a gun we wouldn't have to worry about a nut case shooting people. That's the information the average person (or in your case idiot) needs to know.
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  2467.  @andnowawordfromoursponsors4439  - you didn't read what I said. I never advocated giving anyone a gun, you're the one who mentioned guns and 14 year olds. And no I don't advocate sexual activity..why you should imagine that says more about you than you can possibly imagine. And dangerous knives "are" banned in the UK.. Don't recall anyone has ever being stabbed by someone standing on the other side of the street.
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  2468. You mean the new four eyes..US, Russia, China & North Korea.
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  2469. Joining the EU is like scrambling aboard the Titanic..and plonking yourself down in a deckchair whilst shouting " losers" at those sailing away in the lifeboats.
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  2470. 👏👏👏
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  2471. Suitcases already packed.. probably moving in next door to Harry and Queen Meghan
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  2472. Police to all cars.. There has been a Drive- by shooting in Peckham. Keep your eyes open for a yellow Reliant Robin van seen in the vicinity..over and out
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  2473. If they turn out to be "Real" Conservatives and deal with the issues that matter and stop pandering to the Wokests. Then I don't care what colour they are ... Just get on with it.
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  2474. Some day the guvnors gonna find he's escaped via a tunnel he's dug in the sandpit with his spade... Leaving the bucket over the entrance so the guards don't suspect... A sort of baby Shawshank Redemption.
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  2475. They turned the offer down...thats it the deals off.
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  2476.  The Dissident Brit  - apples and pears . That was not a mass killing, was it ?. No one has ever been stabbed by someone standing on the other side of the road. I'll repeat what I said, the gun is the means to kill, the motive is with the the person holding it. And the US gun crime statistics v UK prove that is a fact.
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  2477.  @MrHeavy466  - like I said there is the motive and the means to act upon it. He would have found it difficult shooting people from the clock tower without a gun ! That's what the REAL issue is.. Sane, insane, law abiding, career criminal, young or old, male, female or as it has turned out Audrey the "transgender nutcase " who had purchased the guns legally could only shoot someone because they had a gun.
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  2478.  @TheAlison1456  - yep..so why don't these "Mass shooters" use knives and machetes instead ?.. because they've got a gun... Audrey didn't go into that school with a machete to kill those children because she decided to use guns instead, (which she'd bought legally shortly beforehand)..in fact if you watch the video footage she wouldn't have got into the building in the first place because it was locked,. she had to shoot the lock !.
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  2479.  @ICaImI  - watch the video or read the comment below yours..yes a gun !
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  2480.  @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180  No, it's a Gun issue. You can't always tell if someone is mentally ill ( they might not be), or know why they did it untill it's to late.. but we do know (without any doubt) they did it with a Gun. And that is what most people on this thread won't accept. You can't shoot someone if you don't have a gun whatever your state of mind.. it's that simple.
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  2481. Check your gun crime figures... before you put in your 10 cents worth
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  2482.  @fergusdenoon1255  -No, it's become a falsely created industry based on extolling knowledge that at one time was for the benefit of British science, engineering, commerce and industry. We are now simply "exporting" that knowledge to our competitors who will and are using it against us. Our Steel works are closing down because we want to reach net zero ahead of everyone else..just last week Vauxhall said it's closing it's Luton plant because of it. What replaces those lost jobs ! The products will be quickly replaced by imports from China made without the hindrance of Govt "green energy" ideology. They now have the expertise to produce hi tec goods .. they're even building our new Nuclear Power stations !..which was a technology Britain once led the world in. So all those economic advantages to local communities you mention will go the same way as the former industrial towns left behind by "progress ".
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  2483. it's because they weren't allowed to integrate.and it's all because the Far Right with their white privilege who can't accept the diversity of our wonderful multicultural society that drove them to do it....That's how the left think.
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  2484. Tarheels 23 -woman, lady !.. what you talking about, I don't know who that bloke is with the glasses, but what does he know about being a woman!
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  2485. The self service tills have built in cameras...they ask if you want a receipt after you've paid ! ..Theres cctv cameras throughout the store and if you use your necter card they know what you've purchased anyway...seems a bit pointless
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  2486. If he was really clever he would have got his degree online from the Nairobi Metropolitan People's University.
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  2487. Kraftwerk do the headphone guided tour " it's an exhibit and it's looking old"
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  2488. Lammy is keen to be the UK Trade Minister..and he has already made it his priority is to negotiate a post brexit trade deal with Wakanda.
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  2489.  @BlackRain_  - did you take the taxi job ?
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  2490. He should have said he wasn't counter protesting..just holding a sign stating that Hamas is a terrorist organisation which is banned by the UK government... I'm not a lawyer but i can't see that being an offence..🤔
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  2491. So was Mr Ed
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  2492. GET OUT OF MY POLICE CAR.!!!
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  2493. If he's not available would Nish Kumar do ?
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  2494. It's strange how all this "black" history is related to white historical events. What were sub Saharan Africans doing before white people turned up ?
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  2495. Allo oostan, we gotta problem man.. tha ain't no fried chicken onboard this rockit thing.
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  2496. And next on Channel Four.. it's the Mizzy Show.
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  2497. 100% acrylic, machine washable and drip dry...... I think that's the message he's trying to get across.
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  2498.  @pmacc3557  - only because they needed someone to feed the chimpanzee who piloted the rocket...fact
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  2499. No..just Guitar and bass....oh and the kazoo.
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  2500. ... that'll be Omar Jihads from now on if you please
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  2501. You remember Humvees breaking down ! ... The British army has never used Humvees.
    1
  2502. No self respecting man would drink Bud Shite, and I can't imagine many (if any) real women drink it either.... So maybe this is their "Coor" customer...a beer as weak as it's drinker.
    1
  2503. How did we not win ?..Oily Rag ( or whatever his/her/ there name is) ticked all the boxes... An instantly forgettable song with a group of scantily clad equally limp wristed dancers cavorting around a gentlemans convience looking for c***..... it's definitely fixed !
    1
  2504. How thick is this flat earth we live on...and what's on the other side ?
    1
  2505. "Outreach work with alcoholics". Well Blair knows all about that.. he spent all those years listening to Alistair Campbell. 🧐
    1
  2506. 🌚🌚🌚🌚
    1
  2507. INVASION and an INFESTATION It has to be stopped now, because we'll never get a second chance.
    1
  2508. I can imagine Kate's audience must p*ss themselves laughing down the NeoMarxist LGBTQ+ Feminist Socialist Comedy Club... all 10 of them.
    1
  2509. They look to complacent... This is more like footage from an exercise... definitely filmed behind the front line, How stupid do you have to be to go into battle waving a big red flag like that.
    1
  2510. Notice Peter never mentioned his mates 'Queers for Palestine' who got attacked by the other Palestinian marchers for waving their 🌈 flags..🤔
    1
  2511. Sky !....you mean the ceiling lights.
    1
  2512. Ah, well that explains it then.. typical far right , Tommy Robinson supporting Islamophobe. You can see why he chose the Xmas market and not the local mosque.... maybe, just maybe "Taqiyya" or "Kitman" in Shia islam has been in play by the perpetrator.
    1
  2513. He's good...but he's no Chrissie Hynde (172) or Paul McCartney (173) or PJ Harvey(49) or Johnny Ramone (44)....or most of the 3 to 4 chord "guitar god shredders" on the Rolling S**t list.
    1
  2514. Yes, bears do sh*t in the woods.. although BBC Verify have yet to confirm this.
    1
  2515. Posie knows what she's on about....it's the trans activists who should listen..but they probably wouldn't let HER speak.
    1
  2516. I like to eat my Weetabix as a sandwich between two slices of ryvita, strictly no butter..as a treat i might pop in a cream cracker as well.
    1
  2517. If it comes to blows...I think we know which side is going to win .
    1
  2518. "ique" definitely works...I don't think I could have taken him seriously if he'd called himself Glenda
    1
  2519.  @Mark.Claughton  - yeah, sit yourself down and watch Piers Morgan giving himself a reach around every night .. guaranteed Ofcom friendly TV.
    1
  2520. Ho..Ho..Ho..
    1
  2521. What could possibly go wrong (which it already has on a number of occasions), yet politicians and organisations still persist with this madness pandering to the activists.
    1
  2522. The crime rates here are so low ??? ..So can you explain why the murder rate in the USA is higher than UK .. and why thousands of people get shot each year ( one of the highest rates in the world) ...🤔
    1
  2523. Can I suggest she changes her music ... to the Benny Hill tune.
    1
  2524. ​ @patricka.crawley6572 thank you Professor of linguistics at George Floyd College, Oxford University.
    1
  2525. Shhh... You're not supposed to mentioned the Pe- Woke.. but I think you got away with it this time as Basil Faulty would say.
    1
  2526. It's a crazy idea...but it might just work 🤔
    1
  2527. "Be they men, women or children"... When the authorities don't accept the Men as what they actually are, we have a problem. Men commit the overwhelming number of sexual crimes and allowing them access to victims even after they've been imprisoned ( in women's prisons) is absolute madness.... Dangerous ideological madness.
    1
  2528. Probably how he puts the holes in his doughnuts...🍩
    1
  2529. Have they just heard about the Y2K bug ?
    1
  2530. When that Journalist finished writing her notes, did she tie them to the pigeons leg and send it off to catch the early edition. News headlines..."man asks sensible question and Titanic still sunk"
    1
  2531. No...we make our weapons, we make our steel, we drill for oil & gas and export our goods to earn foreign income, get rid of foreign aid, deport those who shouldn't be here and get people off benefit dependency.That pays off our debt and pays for our security like we used to do... And we wouldn't be in the s*** we're in now.
    1
  2532. Mutiny ? Many of these men had to stand waist high in water waiting to be rescued and then scramble on board small boats with very little space, and to reduce weight wet rifles and unnecessary equipment was thrown away or left behind out of desperation and necessity .. equipment can be replaced men can't.
    1
  2533.  @doloresmyatt9737  - I've just explained the facts, it's documented , there's photo and film evidence of what happened... the article you read, which you say was no doubt true ! Really...well don't waste everyone's time trying to confirm what you have accepted as truth if you can't remember where you read it !
    1
  2534. As opposed to a beautiful garage !
    1
  2535. There's no force required...no bodies trying to take it from us, just our idiotic govt who haven't got the balls to say NO you can't have it.
    1
  2536. Known at Mi6 as Secret agent Afghan Powers 00..Zero. Not so much Tinker, Tailorer, Soldier Spy. More ..Deliveroo Driver, Turkish Barber, Car Washer Spy.
    1
  2537. Who had right of way regarding the parked cars isn't the issue here . it's the van driver returning and assaulting the cyclist...if he'd had previous for this sort of thing then there's no excuse should be prison... And to be given an anger management course again, really! didn't work first time a third time someone could be killed by this blokes "anger issues".
    1
  2538. I think he won't have any trouble understanding how much he's getting paid, thought
    1
  2539. Same here.. except I put her out in the garden.
    1
  2540. "Should" not say....now can we start the meeting..my preferred pronouns are "Condescending" and "Arsehole"
    1
  2541.  @lucindafergusonart  - you can have as many as you want...they all mean the same thing.."Stupid"
    1
  2542. Still widely used across North East England always has been, the N word was never heard much ( other than US TV & films) growing up in the 70s.. Coon was always perceived to be a southern expression..Alf Garnett was always going on about em!...I speak as a Geordie "Whitie"..( or Honky for any black US viewers ).. 😊
    1
  2543. Come on be fair, give Nicola some credit.. Who would have thought a cheeky little school boy would one day grow up, identify as a woman...and then become First minister of Scotland.
    1
  2544. "Hello Donald, It's Keir here the British Prime Minister, just phoning to say I've had a word with the King and he said you can come over whenever you want.. he's got a sofabed he can make up in Andrews old bedroom....oh by the way how did it go with Zelensky..,just give me a call when you get this message...Byeee"
    1
  2545. What do you expect...Does anyone write to Offcom to extoll the virtues of GBNs ?
    1
  2546. And he's the pilot !
    1
  2547. If only they had something like a ...what are they called again 🤔 ...Oh that's right a horse.
    1
  2548. ​ @Occident. - they own the houses the Muslims are in ..catch 22 situation 🤔
    1
  2549. Arcissist ... definitely!
    1
  2550. 12.48.... why are you focusing on my house being insulated !!!
    1
  2551. No...100 years ago they wouldn't have been allowed to land, if they did they'd be locked up and then sent straight back.. that's if the locals with their pitchforks didn't find them first, because they were foreigners.. it was 4 years after the war.
    1
  2552. There's a shortage of public toilets nowadays for them to host "nightly " events where they can meet like minded people.
    1
  2553. The Podtwats Experience... Available on Soyafy.
    1
  2554. He's got 40yrs of this to look forward to... He's probably wishing Hanging had been reintroduced now..🤔
    1
  2555. Can't help but notice the lack of coverage of those from the Ukrainian LGBTQ+ community crossing the border.... I'm sure everyone in the UK must be very concerned about those men who identify as WOMAN being forced to remain behind. # hashtag concerned white woke middle class gender neutral sad face 😢
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  2556. It's no joke... it's treason..an absolute betrayal of the Country and the people.
    1
  2557. Russia digging trenches for the vegetables they're going to plant there in the spring...once they've finished their training.
    1
  2558. I wish YT had given me a trigger warning before I clicked on this video... Now i don't know if I should apologise if I "like" this video .. 🤔
    1
  2559. There is no such thing as a woman, they don't exist..how many times do you need it explaining to you ? Kier Starmer can't make it any clearer !
    1
  2560. The only thing interrupting his sons studies was the headboard banging against the wall from his fathers room "Oh yes Ali thats it... harder.. .harder quick before Victoria gets back"
    1
  2561. Dennis Skinner hasn't said anything worth listening to since he parked his arse on that parliamentary bench.
    1
  2562. What was wrong with the existing Law ?? I haven't heard a convincing case for why it should have been changed.
    1
  2563. No doubt some cabinet minister(s) will be making a nice little earner from this company ... and yes the border force, Home office etc are all not fit for purpose just like the Govt
    1
  2564.  @nicholasmorrill4711  - the post WW2 Labour govt allowed Russia to built a copy of the Rolls Royce Nene jet engine. The minister of trade Sir Cripps ( left wing Russian sympathiser) agreed as long as the engine wasn't used for military aircraft... guess what the Russians used it for ? Suffice to say the Americans weren't happy.. even less so during the Korean war !
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  2565. "I'm so-o ...so-oooh sorry" ...Father Jack Hackett
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  2566. I must admit when she put up the split screen i wasn't to sure which one was Lineker.. until she pointed him out !
    1
  2567. Maybe they should devide the pool -- Whites swim on the top and blacks on the bottom.
    1
  2568.  @lairdkilbarchan  - in fact B& Q have been inundated with customers wanting them to mix that colour.( mainly after visiting the Lake to see for themselves how black it was) that they've produced their own version..which has also been adopted by BLM as the official "Black" in all their promotional merchandise.
    1
  2569. Has he identified as a Woman yet ?
    1
  2570. To be fair, Darren Grimes is a young lad broadcasting from his "mam's house"..Paul is an "experienced" political journalist ! used to the way the media works... Darren is still learning.
    1
  2571. I got six months for liking your comment.
    1
  2572.  @keicbell  - maybe.. but they're the only votes that count. When people sit on their arses and winge...well they've got themselves to blame.
    1
  2573. I wonder what pronoun Andy wants on his P45 ?
    1
  2574. Applicant being interviewed- 'Ah iz inta like tha wildlife stuff, like lions and tigers an all that shit. An ah az seen Black Panther ..... Is spring watch like that ?
    1
  2575. You're thinking of Love Island....live hangings every Saturday night on BBC 1 is just what we need, good old fashioned family entertainment like " it's a Knockout" and the "Generation Game".
    1
  2576.  @lovejoypeace6174  - East Germany doesn't exist anymore because the people of E Germany stood up and won ( peacefully) against their oppressors....Oh, and Germany lost WW2 because the Allies didn't run away.
    1
  2577. Bearing in mind Russia's lackadaisical attitude to just about everything, your analogy seems to be very plausible. I can't see how deliberately blowing up the dam benfits Russia as most the flooding would be on the Crimean side. Maybe if the Ukrainians had pushed into the Crimea as part of their offensive it might have had a benefit.
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  2578.  @jewelrybag4557  - unfortunately that room has been fully booked for the foreseeable future on behalf of a group of young men from North Africa...in fact all our rooms are booked for young men from North Africa.
    1
  2579. One banana, two banana, three banana four. All bananas make a split and so do many more.!
    1
  2580. Scotland welcomes visitors...but only if they arrive from oppressive England via dinghy from France ..oh and not WHH-ITE of course.
    1
  2581. Nish is definitely the least funniest person ever... irrespective of colour...he is utter Sh*te !
    1
  2582. Well...at least he's consistently right at something
    1
  2583. Stop the war !...🏳️‍🌈 Queers for Palestine 🇵🇸 .. and Iran 🇮🇷.
    1
  2584. When he did leave.. he'll have been walking like John Wayne, a crusty T shirt and horrendous bad breath !
    1
  2585. Providing safety glasses and the correct PPE is worn.
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  2586. No doubt it'll get filed next to the grooming gangs report that Sajid Javid ( the home sec)said would be made public.
    1
  2587. "Hype not Hate" upto their usual tricks.
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  2588. Worst Piers Morgan interview since Tommy Robinson tore him a new one on GMB.
    1
  2589. We're all "Citizen of the World"... That'll be the Third World you're referring to.
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  2590. I hope the criminal fraternity will embrace these diversity quotas as well... It must be difficult for a keen would be white criminal to make a career in a predominantly black dominated profession... although exceptions are being made for young Albanians..which is nice to see.
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  2591. Most of the neanderthal lyrics of Drum &Bass "Drill" rap music glorifies gang culture, violence and women as sexual trinkets. But somehow when these lyrics are questioned then you're immediately branded a Wacist for attacking black culture. I haven't always agreed with Morrisseys politics in the early days ( never a fan of the Smiths) but his solo stuff, yes. Irish Blood English Heart & National Front Dico are superb songs...and as he said before performing NF Disco " because we must".... absolutely right !
    1
  2592. Starmer_ "eh, erm, eh 99% don't..I mean 99% do.. have a penis.. although they might also have a cervix as well.. I may add"
    1
  2593. Could have been justified if Israels song was " Boom Banga Bang"...."Palastinians 🇵🇸 for Queers 🏳️‍🌈"
    1
  2594. Obviously didn't see the darts last week.. it's obligatory for players to have a BMI of 30 + otherwise they're not allowed to enter.
    1
  2595. Did the Advertising agency get their adverts mixed up...the next Paco Rebanne advert probably features a middle aged bloke in a tweed suit driving a jag through the Cotswolds.
    1
  2596. Won't make any difference even now when they lose their appeal they don't get deported. The recent murder of an 87yr woman was by an asylum seeker who'd failed his appeal 7 yrs ago !
    1
  2597. Oh.. didn't know they took their trousers down to pray..🤔
    1
  2598. Remember.... always gaffa tape your hamster
    1
  2599. Piece of what ? paper, celery, chalk !
    1
  2600. Biden spent 4 years peeing on that carpet....what difference is a little more going to make.
    1
  2601. At 2.50 you're open to a kick to the face if you stand up like that. Without protecting with your arm. You just have to get up as quickly as possible and hope for the best.
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  2602. MAGA ♥️ Black People. But do Black People ♥️ MAGA Either way, the unlikeliest baseball caps you'll ever see !
    1
  2603.  @davidbarnes241  -"mixed race" if you please... you'll upset quite a few people with language like that
    1
  2604. I have to watch it..I can channel all my anger into my hatred for that programme.
    1
  2605. Listened to BBC radio 4 news... they've got a BBC LGBTQAI+ correspondent !!
    1
  2606. Yes but it's played by women... That is until they can get enough trans- women to take over.
    1
  2607. Absolutely, the BBC can't be expected to produce quality programmes About make up, cooking, sewing, dancing and other essential themes for the LGBTQ viewer. When Old people ( who selfishly make up the majority of BBC viewers) expect to be entertained for their license fee .... OUTRAGEOUS BIGOTED OAPs !
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  2608. Millions of people coming into the country and no houses..so we need more houses ...when does it stop ?
    1
  2609. I'm surprised the Police used "him" to identify this person since they weren't brave enough to give the ethnicity.. and he definitely won't be deported either, if caught... luckily for him he'll probably be eligible for disability allowance now.
    1
  2610. Yeah..and that'll have been gifted from one of his mates as well !
    1
  2611. That is a blatant Wacist remark..I'm gonna phone the Guardian on you.
    1
  2612. Trainee architect ..!
    1
  2613. They need some of those "NEW" women Ricky Gervais was talking about..the ones that bring their own balls to the game.
    1
  2614. Do look back in Anger..🎵🎵
    1
  2615. Queue- cumbers.
    1
  2616. Well that rapist had a more convincing wig than Nicola's.
    1
  2617. It wasn't self defence....he didn't defend himself against the attacker...he intervened by attacking the attacker... The police have to understand why. hence the defendants statement...which was to help the woman by stopping the attack on the woman as best he could, giving the circumstances.
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  2618. Yep, it's the sort of thing thats bound to get on her tits
    1
  2619. Women Captains...pft
    1
  2620. He is an attention seeker making money from the gullible retiktokard generation.
    1
  2621. Trump - what did you say, a lock quent ?... What the hell is a lock quent !
    1
  2622. Great to see he can fix the boiler as well as splitting the atom.
    1
  2623. The Radio Times ! .... Blimey Simon all those books you've got..and you waste your money and time reading that thing.
    1
  2624. The lycra leggings and crop top isn't helping ..😲
    1
  2625. ...why have mars bars gotten smaller ?... And I demand Snickers should be allowed to identify as Marathon.
    1
  2626. What we have here is a .."Let them eat cake" situation.....🤔
    1
  2627. This happens occasionally with Labour leaders, they accidentally slip into "common sense" mode. This is normally rectified by resetting to the default "talking bollocks" mode by his operator.
    1
  2628. GIRLS..GIRLS...GIRLS WHAT ? ....FECK ARSE !
    1
  2629. Jeremy Corbyn $4 million... Must be a mistake ... F***ing better be !
    1
  2630. No they're not.
    1
  2631. John Hinckley didn't......#blamejodie
    1
  2632. I think I recall Roy Castle attempting the record on Record Breakers back in 1979 .
    1
  2633. Apparently...Seagals movies are used as instruction videos by the SAS !
    1
  2634.  @suspendedtwice4sayingrasis261  - yeah... and then you can really hear the tumbleweed.
    1
  2635. You have a womans leg leg me lord ! "So do you" ..Well that's where you're wrong me laddie.
    1
  2636. All them washers and buttons ! ...🤭
    1
  2637. She needs to get herself along to the local mosque... Get a dose of reality from the "real" Labour lefties.
    1
  2638. Non of the below.
    1
  2639. "They canna take our freedom".....oh yes they can... because you're to Whhi-TE
    1
  2640. Friend ?.... No 👎
    1
  2641. ​ @crisdeeming2758  - I get my degrees online from a university in Nairobi. £10.99 each..... I've got more degrees than a boiler thermostat... I wouldn't waste my time with that Oxbridge lot .. they're full of shite.
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  2642. Congratulations, now you understand the basis of Radical Race Theory.. and Trans- rights or any other leftist BS.
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  2643. Duhh. Can't believe i fell for that
    1
  2644. Is the Dutch beauty queen called... Miss N Koch.
    1
  2645. He's black !.... Blimey
    1
  2646. Well you can get back out there and join the single handed "slow" clap for their pay rise.
    1
  2647. Argentina couldn't easily retake the Falklands. They don't have the military capability and the Falklands are way better protected now....the only way they'll get them is if we're stupid and gullible enough to hand them over. Mind you with Starmer& especially Lammy they have a better chance than ever before.!
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  2648. ​ @belle326 - the case of a teenage boy who accidentally scuffed a copy of the Koran..his mother had to Apologise ( sat alongside a police officer )to the Muslim community even though she'd received death threats. The Palestine marchers climbing on War memorials and police do nothing..even police officers having their pic taken with a child dressed as a Hezbollah fighter. Taking the knee in front of BLM protestors, 🌈 splattered police cars.. "Well Jihad has different meanings" to quote the Met spokesperson... They are captured and unless a govt has the guts to stop it...there will be unrest on a monument scale.
    1
  2649. News just in.. we've have had a reply from Ms Goldberg.."" Down with the j*ws, it's all their fault""
    1
  2650. You need to see beyond your Farage fetish.. Jess Phillips got "REAL" heckling from Muslim activists, one of her female campaigners was threatened and had her tyres slashed, Philips faced real hostility from these 🇵🇸 & ☪️ wavers. Thats what you need to address not the Hope not Hype paid actors.. or don't you have the guts like Starmer and Labour don't to talk about the real threat to this country and our democracy ?
    1
  2651. Yeah, Owens absolutely fucking useless, isn't he
    1
  2652. Surely he should have been yellow..umm nice cheddar Gromit !
    1
  2653. ​ @nickryder9669 - if France ( and EU) hadn't let them into the country in the first place they wouldn't have to stop them..but then they're getting paid by us to stop them, so they're not fulfilling their contract.
    1
  2654.  @Stantheman848  - why is there no aspirin in Africa... because the Parrots-ate-em-all.
    1
  2655. Still the Parliamentary recess will be over soon and it'll be back to work supporting Keir once you get back from the villa.
    1
  2656. ..and a chocolate muffin.... "Death to Capitalism"
    1
  2657. "Mental health problems and a history of violence".. a history of violence ?? It'll be interesting to see what that history is...also just exactly what his history is !
    1
  2658. Will there be heterosexual 4 year old champions ?..If not, then surely thats discrimination...gonna have to phone Police Sh*tland and report another hate crime.
    1
  2659. He is right. I got fired from my job at the pickle factory when i was caught with my dick in the pickle slicer, her name was susan she got fired as well
    1
  2660. Ah yes..as historians of the future will recall..the Walmart inter African wars of the early 2020's
    1
  2661. "i'm an emotionally mature man"....no you are NOT... Either emotionally mature or a Man... As usual it's OUR fault for their failure to come to terms with the reality of what real masculinity is.
    1
  2662. This no doubt will add to the Dinghy daytrippers asylum claims.. !
    1
  2663. Arrh, you make him sound cute and cuddly.
    1
  2664. There's some bad people on the rise.....and they're from the Left.
    1
  2665. All western manufacturers are struggling especially when it comes to selling electric cars..if this campaign "back fires" which it appears to be doing, then the boss will have to go ASAP... hopefully before the workforce and the company go.
    1
  2666. The Saul Goodman of the woke brigade.
    1
  2667. Except when they're off duty of course
    1
  2668. Contains scenes some people might find distressful..... EXCELLENT !
    1
  2669. "I say Bunny, this Starmer fellow ..is he a Quare ?" Oh yes.. definitely a Quare " And this Zelensky chap..is he Quare as well ?" Oh yes absolutely. " I see..I'll just make a note.. definitely and absolutely Quare"
    1
  2670. This man has no shame or sense of guilt. And should never be given airtime.. he's a war mongering alcoholic lying undemocratic two faced twat !
    1
  2671. Yes.... remember it's Philip Schofield we don't like.
    1
  2672. Now Remember viewers there's no need to jump to conclusions ..i think we'll find out in due course the perpetrator is an aspiring Architect and Drum and Bass enthusiast who regularly attends the local church as part of his conversation from Islam to Christianity since arriving in the UK as an asylum seeker.
    1
  2673. He thinks his job is exhausting !... Not as exhausting as having to listen to him.
    1
  2674. There's going to be 5 years of this..letting out prisoners.. letting in illegals. So all those who voted for Labour don't start complaining when Crime goes up as will the boat crossings...you were warned this was what was going to happen.
    1
  2675.  @andyxox4168  - didn't say they were... said been a standard feature
    1
  2676. I think if the Met were more openly instead of just "institutionally" Wacist..we might get those crime figures down to where they used to be... I think the "Wearing a loud shirt in a built up area" offence should be reintroduced .. I'm sure it would deter many a machete weilding fried chicken lover going on a psychotic rampage.
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  2677. After this she'll probably be on Disability Benefit.
    1
  2678. The Gravy Train service still working as normal I see ...and that lot are in the 1st class carriage.
    1
  2679. If only we'd seen the benefit of the bent stick.. instead of the wheel.. if only Mozart had written the Magic Didgeridoo instead of the Magic Flute .... If only Michelangelo had stuck with matchstick figures instead of painting the Sistine Chapel .... Blimey the mistakes we white people have made over the years !
    1
  2680.  @basiltozer9078  - no I'm not kidding.... who's the aggressor ?
    1
  2681.  @mumblerapkilla5406  - the NE of England had a devolution vote under Labour in 2004.. 77% voted NO.
    1
  2682. So let me get this straight... was it the Jews or plasticines that killed off the dinosaurs ?
    1
  2683. It's a token gesture which I don't see the point of because of the logistics and small quantity( as pointed out in the vid). The Ukrainians have a large number of tanks in reserve ( and captured) that could and should have been sent to the west ( Poland especially) to be refurbished and updated where possible to increase their numbers. Let's face it the quality of the Russian tanks is poor and badly maintained, if the Leopards get the ok from Germany send them , those along with refurbished Ukrainian tanks would see off the Russians.
    1
  2684.  @limedickandrew6016  - maybe... But if the Russians had done the job properly in the first place it would have all been over within 3 weeks.... We'll see in the coming months. Either Ukraine with modern hi-tech weapons from the west... Or Russia with thousands of badly equipped cannon fodder conscripts.
    1
  2685.  @limedickandrew6016  -not at all...I just understand the situation better than you do
    1
  2686.  @jonbon8598  - Chaka Khan
    1
  2687. Don't worry putin... you'll soon be getting all that sent back in the near future !
    1
  2688.  @insertnamehere4665  - sorry to hear about your struggle to find work...I would have thought local authorities would be crying out for someone with your credentials to retitle the statues of racists and slave traders that litter or streets.. especially as we have 20k Afghans arriving who obviously shouldn't have to be confronted by Britain's horrific colonial past....good luck.
    1
  2689.  @insertnamehere4665  - if a woman can wear a burka when it's 40c in N Africa....then there's no reason a woman shouldn't wear one here when it's 15c in the middle of a scorching British summer. These poor young men who have to be confronted by semi clad women flaunting themselves on the beach as they step off their dinghies at Dover is downright disgraceful and is not the sort of thing they should have to endure whilst awaiting their minibus to the nearest Premier Inn.
    1
  2690. That explains the baggy trousers.
    1
  2691. Kiap..... worth 10 pts in scrabble
    1
  2692. No acceptance that "HE" has a biological advantage..let transmen and transwomen compete against each other, and i bet the trans women will still dominate... because they're men !
    1
  2693. B&POC ..? So they're not BAME anymore, and now apparently not "People of colour" either !
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  2694. Sorry..I didn't think you'd have the attention span to read all the way to the end of my comment...🧐
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  2695. No big suprise....but in a way good news because he wants to keep the gender reform bill and all the other uselessness the SNP pushes. We'll see just how "White" Scotland really is.
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  2696. He looks like Olive from " On the Buses".
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  2697. Doesn't need billions..needs a PM with balls to send them back to France....what is Macron gonna do ! The French people are as sick of their govt as we are for letting them in, and want their borders tightened up... With Le Penns NF breathing down Macrons scrawny neck only then would it be sorted.
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  2698. Effa, eh, eeffe..vicious ...what !
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  2699. It's all gobledee, gobbldee, gobable....AH, IT'S ALL B*LL*CKS !
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  2700. Was that an episode of the Jerry Springer show ?
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  2701. Hitler died peacefully in his sleep at his home in Brazil where he had retired to after a successful career in German politics.
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  2702. I think the biggest question this Shooting has raised is who's going to play Luigi in the Netflix mini series.. and which actor is good looking enough to do him justice..?
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  2703. They can appoint whoever they want... It won't make the slightest difference, they have lost all credibility. And besides she would only be a temporary leader until the conservatives get taken over by Reform and Farage shows them how it's done.
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  2704. Car broken into 15 times.. and he's not bothered !... Right come on everyone round to Sh*t Rogans house and help yourself.
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