Comments by "DaReoCharmer" (@Charmer4856) on "JRE Clips" channel.

  1. I'm off the hook with that Winona Ryder bit is the funniest thing i've heard all week. Its terrible and hilarious
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  2. I like how everyone forgot about that painting of Bill in a dress in his apartment
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  3. Joe "he's a cobbler" Rogan
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  4. Its a joke but very true
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  5. Why are you trying to watch tv with the radio on???? I like to party --Cal Naughton
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  6. Dude is dropping the truth! Peace prize but a kill list lol
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  7. Joe "my friend Patty" Rogan
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  8. The 2 life vs 1 life phrase was PROFOUND! I had that realization at age 31. The last 3 years have been so much fun. Just enjoy life
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  9. Glad I grew up in the 90s! That old ass dial up made it hard to watch porn online. Had to pull out the old vhs hahaha. If kids these days prefer watching porn over actual sex, they need help
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  10. Joe "put him on ALL the steroids" Rogan
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  11. This isn’t new Joe. They were using inmates as firefighters in Northern California
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  12. The earth is flat ALL THE WAY AROUND lol
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  13. Love this dude....without him I probably would have lost interest in the MCU years ago
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  14. I LOVE THE KITTY!!!! #cougars
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  15. Foxx is the most talented dude out there. Let's not forget he can sing
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  16. He said Fast is now Vin's franchise...son of a bitch. That franchise wouldnt be shit without Paul Walker. Brian Spilner was the MAIN character. Dom abandoned them in Fast 2
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  17. That would be EPIC!
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  18. Eddie "I always have your back" Bravo
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  19. SJWs are just a trend, how long will it last? Who knows? Hopefully it ends soon. I would hate to be around someone looking for something that offends them
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  20. Joe "thats weed's thought" Rogan
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  21. Blood Diamond...very very underrated movie. One of Leo's best
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  22. Trump is the best POTUS of all time
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  23. Indeed, thats whats wrong with my people. Black people...there are no more families
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  24. Love how the meaning flipped. I could have swore snowflake were the ones crying he won LOL
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  25. No matter how pretty the woman is, if she's misbehaving, withhold the dick. She will straighten up fast. Men can tease sex too if they can control that urge
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  26. As a black man, 32 i've only now come to see how crazy the left has become. Trump is what the country needed, color isnt the issue. Hillary is white too
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  27. The Eric Bana Hulk is too
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  28. Tell it! I got a little depressed the other day thinking they'll be obsolete soon
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  29. The villain in that movie was good too!
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  30. FAAAAAAXXXXXXX
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  31. Dont give me hope...
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  32. Michelle "you do UFC" Waterson
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  33. HAHAHAHA
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  34. Joe was banging guys in the gym!
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  35. I wanna meet this woman and buy her dinner. That would be very interesting. I'm into older chicks
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  36. Plastic surgery or not, she can get the D
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  37. I wasnt into the bush as much in my 20s, now that i'm in my 30s, i'm starting to love the bush! At least a landing strip
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  38. 100 PERCENT! Its all about balance. I know after I do have sex I dont even think about sex for a few days but when i'm on a drought. Its on my mind ALL day
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  39. Pineapple juice
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  40. He likes the perks or the percs??? Careful buddy lol
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  41. He was laughing too hard
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  42. Total bullshit, people are so ignorant. Everyone has a chance to do something good and he's trying like we all should. God Bless him
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  43. Getting under everyone's skin with his personality...that is ALL! They're all crybabies.
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  44. He's not high, thats probably why he didnt get it lol
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  45. Stone Cold was the best to ever do it! Attitude era baby!
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  46. Interesting and true in most cases. Its our mentality
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  47. When RZA says nahhhhhmeen, its legit. Not like these new age cats trying to bring it back
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  48. Joe "theyre like water people" Rogan
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  49. My thing is people being offended on behalf of others...I hate those kind of people
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  50. I fucking love Team America! CLASSIC!!!
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  51. GGG robbed again
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  52. I was thinking of banging the teacher
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  53. dtz1586 He is on point about Assange too!
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  54. Joe “professors of the woods” Rogan
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  55. Its insane how long cancer has been around and we dont have a public definitive cure. Where does all the research money really go???
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  56. Pac is the MF'n G.O.A.T...period
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  57. Yo that was hilarious to read
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  58. Did Bryan say its beautiful? LOL that dude is a lost cause
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  59. LOL I cant believe adults are behaving this way over a hat! FUCK
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  60. ME! I havent one since I was 10 and you know what? I rarely get sick. Maybe once or twice a year
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  61. Election night was super fucking hilarious. I was also laughing at the crying people
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  62. I've never seen him laugh so hard!!! He has the funniest laugh! Its great.
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  63. She was 100 about what she said about white men lol. I've had it happen to me. I love white chicks
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  64. AGREED!
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  65. Joe "John 3:18" Rogan LOL
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  66. 1 million percent. Pac touched every subject...Heartz of Men is my favorite song from him
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  67. K2 is so popular though and flaka. Stick to the legit shit
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  68. I can't get enough of stick shift and it's been 17 years
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  69. Joe is 100% right on this one. Stay away from people who are constantly in the "pity on me" mode. Cant let other people stress you out with their bullshit
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  70. Absolutely agree with his anti-PC take. I hate it and i'm right in the middle of PC heaven. Los Angeles
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  71. I’m black and I loved it 🤣🤣🤣
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  72. I live in LA...I haven’t stayed at home a single day. I don’t gather with people but I don’t stay inside. We all need sunlight
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  73. HAHAHAHA this made my day
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  74. Air Julio A professional coke sniffer lol
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  75. It already seems like law of the land...sadly
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  76. I dont know why but I love chicks with raspy voices! IE: Sophia Bush
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  77. I had one in my bed the other night...had to kick her out after I was done lol
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  78. LOL he's a old fool
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  79. Its always interesting to listen to people speak broken english. I love how they try to figure out the correct term to use
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  80. Plant domination sounds very interesting
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  81.  @geraltrivia951  Sounds like a typical liberal response...
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  82.  @blolz  Very very true. I've already had a few of them try to be offended on my behalf. Its so crazy
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  83. TheRealLaker I'd argue cats are closer. Yes dogs are protecters and sleep on the bed. Cats do it as well, even though cats are independent, they also can sense when you're in a downed mood
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  84. I will do the choking but I'm not into it. Smacking her ass and hair pulling I'm comfortable with. Fetish is spraying these broads in the face with the man-milk
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  85. He called it Corolla! 🤣🤣🤣
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  86. Joe "Mexico City's a wild place" Rogan
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  87. I wanna take her to dinner...I love her
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  88. I remember when people said he had zero chance, the economy would fall and we'd be in nuclear war
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  89. Tell that to Chelsea Handler
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  90. That would be awesome
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  91.  @Stonedcoldsteez  See the internet can occasionally bring some good things
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  92. When this guy talks, it always sounds like he's about to start crying. Hmmmm
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  93. As a black man, I can agree with this. Society norms have gone to shit
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  94. Since Tony died in Endgame...I’m not even interested in new marvel movies. #infinitysaga
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  95. Weird that he didnt wanna say it...
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  96. Joes laugh is the BEST
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  97. Joe Rogan: so the table was the TV?!
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  98. I was circumcised but I was probably one of the lucky ones. Cant keep these broads lips off me lol. They think foreskin is odd looking
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  99. When I heard yellow Cayman, I immediately thought of the Porsche lol
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  100. Except gays or jews
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  101. PRAISE JESUS!
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  102. I smoke it on the weekends to help my terrible sinus issues, plus I sleep like a rock
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  103. LOL Hulking out hahaha
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  104. Her story is very prevalent in the black community. People dont wanna admit it but I saw some things growing up in the hood. Its sad
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  105. She sounds like she should be in my bed
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  106. At the end??? He's been sus since the first clip!
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  107. WTF is he wearing????? Who's he hiding from?
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  108. Les Grossman! My jaw hit the floor when I saw his name
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  109. FACTS! His entrance and exit were coincided with mine. I dont care for any new MCU movies with him gone
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  110. LAIR! HAHAHA
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  111. The dude ran off with the gun 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  112. Which is isnt funny at all lol
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  113. I went to college for a year...figured out quickly that I was way past sitting through class. No patient at ALL for that
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  114. I just said "I love you" I burst out in laughter! My boss gave me a crazy look
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  115. Anyone who shuts down a point by calling it a conspiracy theory, shouldn’t be taken serious
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  116. Matrix wouldnt be as good if Will Smith did it and I love the fresh prince lol
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  117. He says it with too much excitement
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  118. Joe "wtf you eating rocks" Rogan
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  119. Pump pump pump it up -Joe Budden
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  120. Because she isnt black, i'm black, she's persian. And I laughed because she does look like that character LOL
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  121. They need to stop trying to paint him as a racist
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  122. That serpent thing is fucking crazy to be inside a church
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  123. Come on we all know aliens are real, we cant be the only fucking life in the universe
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  124. Was there ever a more perfect casting?
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  125. Fleshlights are overrated, just use your hand lol
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  126. HAHAHAHAHA
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  127. No speak to polices
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  128. Thats very interesting
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  129. Lots and lots of run-on sentences
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  130. Would be a nice story if that sheep was a bad ass and ate the 2 wolves lol
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  131. I'm shocked you could mustard up that idea...
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  132. FAAAAAXXXXXXX! Copy and paste the same messages until you get a response hahaha #bepatient
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  133. Batman isn't Wolverine guys
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  134. Its bout it bout it hahahaha Joe is funny
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  135. BRILLIANT!!!!
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  136. Hawkie G HAHAHAHA
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  137. You know what I keep thinking? Where's my ham sandwich?! ---Tony Stark
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  138. FACTTTTSSSSSS Trump 2020
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  139. Some people are addicted to surgery
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  140. And I wanted to hear it hahaha
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  141. She's a naughty girl
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  142. I can dig it though lol
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  143. Deviated septums are NO joke. I had surgery to correct mine a few years ago. Night and day for nose breathing
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  144. I keep it to the weekends....I dont feel comfortable doing it daily
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  145. Joes laugh is the best hahaha
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  146. Trump haters never considered they've been lied to about how he really is
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  147. Sadly, these days fake IS the new real. Being genuine is so rare these days
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  148. I guess I better go find it
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  149. You need to find a mate. I watch porn too but its just not the same as the real thing. I'm an sex addict for sure
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  150. I like to see people get lit! Hahaha love it
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  151. Spaceghostnw _ Joes laugh puts it over the top
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  152. I prefer the badass version opposed to all the gadgets
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  153. That had me crying!
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  154. Who is this cutie?
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  155. 100%
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  156. America!!! People who live here dont know how good we actually do have it
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  157. He eats his raw nuts
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  158. When did gay go bad? HAHAHA
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  159. 6 speed gearboxes are gold
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  160. Would be fantastic!
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  161. Joe "what if the sheep backs into you" Rogan
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  162. Cats are aliens lol
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  163.  Mr.BigBoss7  320 hp at 8300 in a Civic okay?
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  164. Alex "why are we wasting this 7 pounds of meat?" Jones
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  165. FACTS. I cried like a bitch when Tony died in Endgame...my desire to watch any new MCU movies died with him. #3000
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  166. Brian I understand women. They play mind games, just play it better than them.
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  167. All this golf talk made me think back to Mario Golf on N64...great game
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  168. ME TOO ME TOO
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  169. How do you get demonized for just standing there? Its insanity
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  170. Intelligence is very sexy! I agree, I prefer a dress and nice heels over a girl in a bikini anyday
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  171. Definitely didnt grow in the same kind of area I did, ultimate frisbee vs ultimate survival lol
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  172.  @thecinephiliac237  its hilarious. He's a cobbler, just saying that sounds hilarious
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  173. ROAD TRIP!!!! Extremely underrated movie
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  174. Not sure but dammit his voice is annoying
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  175. I thought they were the same thing
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  176. I'll fucking ruin your shit and then flush it!
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  177. Crazy and hot for 50
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  178. Joe is talking its only one race of aliens. What if each race had to come check us out?
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  179. 100 percent hahaha
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  180. What exactly is a spiritual gangsta? Like Constantine?
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  181.  @thirdeye2420  Correct lol
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  182. I LOVE IT
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  183. Man I was balls deep in this UFO shit right after high school and I know tons about this guy! Great guest
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  184. Joe "he got up and cooked a MEAL" Rogan
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  185. He'd be crucified lol
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  186. Nothing makes me more calm than taking a highway drive on the weekend. 75-100 mile loop around the city. Occasionally I'll do some speed bursts up to 100 and when i'm feeling really risky i'll go to 120 or higher. Depends on my mood
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  187. Typical drunk lol
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  188. I didnt say I was happy about it but I never had an issue with it. What i do know is women love cut ones. I always get complimented on it.
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  189. 10 years was a light fucking sentence for what happened
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  190. FACTS. I'm black and grew up in LA, Maxine Waters district and I dont even like going out there at night. When I do go to LA, early morning or afternoon.
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  191. I got so deep into Area 51, Roswell and UFOs right after high school. I had to back off that shit, I was getting paranoid
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  192. Trump is the G.O.A.T. He's gonna need his own Rushmore with meme faces
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  193.  LongDaLLas  we agree
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  194. Cat person here. Most people just don't understand cats
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  195. Trump isnt being told what to do and thats why people hate him. Best president since JFK. Left and Right against him. A citizen president
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  196. I still have my first car, got it in 2003....a 2001 Honda Civic, 320 hp K20. I dont think I ever wanna give it up. I may buy something else but this is my baby. 375K miles but the current motor only has 100K
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  197. Man that is so fucking old. Are they gonna do this all the way til 2024?
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  198. Not cool!
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  199. I hate to see girls that do stuff like that. I laugh at them but its very sad. Being in my 30s, I grew without phones, they werent a big thing until I was in junior high. So I dont need my phone like the way other people do
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  200. He has the funniest stories!
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  201. Wow! Lucky, it was a sign. Glad it missed you
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  202. People need to let it go, he won, move on and make the best of it. These people really throw tantrums that he's president. Its crazy
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  203. I wish more people would admit the legal and illegal immigration part. Less arguments would occur
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  204. Who else started laughing at that random gigging outburst? 1:58
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  205. Peter Griffin She needs a good spanking
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  206. Extremely hilarious! I didnt even follow the election. I went back and actually watched what he said. I've been laughing ever since
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  207. There's some correlation there right? Crazy and crazier?
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  208. He isnt wrong about IG. Man its the truth
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  209. And that is fucking sad. I'm so glad he won...helped me realize I didnt wanna be a democrat anymore. Bunch of damn crybabies
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  210. This is why I stopped going to church. I can still believe in God without giving all my money away and listening to a hypocrite preach the Word to me
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  211. Just imagine what happened OFF camera
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  212. LMAO I love to hear this dude tell stories. If no one was looking, I could eat this young fella! HAHAHA
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  213. Mom: HEY stop it LOL
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  214. Great guy, the story was tough to hear about his wife
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  215. I remember Joe telling that story about that dude by the lake. I knew he would bring it up
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  216. Joe "do they lube up the finger" Rogan
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  217. Why does Joe keep acting like Trump is the one throwing jabs first? All he's doing is responding
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  218. Thin guys probably fall into poor nutrition ALONG with the weakness group lolz
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  219. ShempDavidNiven The man is attacked daily because he's exposing how fake politicians are and the media
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  220. Maaaaaannnnnn i'm all in on that!
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  221. Luke Bennett he’s more believable than these silly Fast Saga movies
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  222. Fun fact: Obama is HALF black!
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  223. Agreed...during the Obama years I used to watch his show. Nowadays, fuck that show lol
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  224. YESSIR!!
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  225. Tomiply Gay men and women do that. Long gay hugs are creepy hahaha
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  226. Okay so vomit...
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  227. FAAACCCCTTTTSSSS
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  228.  @soysaucehairdye7869  I won't say it's all hype but its mostly hype
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  229. Dudes raw dogging each other HAHAHA
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  230. Trump will help Bolsonaro and Brazil
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  231. I'd argue he popped them IN!
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  232. The mayo story is hilarious. I'm black and this is making my stomach hurt from laughing
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  233. Dropped a K20 in my civic. 320 hp in a civic is a rocket. Lots of torque steer
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  234. FAAACCCTTTSSS!!! I dont even wanna be in the same room as a naked man. I dont want another man to see me naked.
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  235. Finally someone's laugh I like more than Joe's HAHAHA
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  236. A soul shaft sounds naughty lol
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  237. Or exactly how Scarlett looked in Don Jon
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  238. Doubtful. All the fucking celebrities that CLAIMED they'll leave, NOT ONE said they were moving to Mexico. I wonder why...
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  239. Its hilarious how people have cried and moaned for years about presidents/politicians being fake. Now we get Trump and he's too real for some people. Make up your mind dummies
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  240. Crazy isnt it...never a mass shooting by a NRA guy. Guns arent the problem, its the people using them incorrectly
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  241. TONY!!!! Miss you 3000 bro...miss you 3000
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  242. I'm probably down about 3K over 5 years....and of course I was think all I need to do is win one big one to get it all back lol
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  243. If death was guaranteed to be painless, people probably wouldnt worry about it so much
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  244. LOL those DMT memes never get old
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  245. I still identify as a helicopter, even though I cant fly HAHAHA
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  246. Robert Van Gilder People who generally don't like Trump will believe that story without fact checking
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  247. LOL sounds like hell on earth
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  248. Joe "130 pounds" Rogan
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  249. Kamaru "you were in the back with hair" Usman
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  250. FACTS! He fucking flip flops depending on the guest
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  251. Does Tulsi know how gorgeous she is??
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  252. LOL why would they let her speak that sentence??? HORRIBLE
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  253. A few girls I work with have them too! But not from broken bones lol
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  254. The older you get...the more you appreciate honesty
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  255. THANK YOU! Its very rudimentary and arrogant that as large and vast as the universe is, we would be the only human/humanoid life in it
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  256. She's a cutie! Loving the red lipstick
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  257. That's what people fail to see. He almost never goes at people for no reason
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  258. Very high
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  259. Mike Smith He got heart and he got smarts! Lol
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  260. Driving all the lefties crazy....they're gonna make it hard to vote Democrat for a long time
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  261. I stick to the weekends only and its for my sinus problems that surgery didnt solve
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  262. Joe "well this is a long time ago" Rogan
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  263. My heart stopped when I got the email
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  264. MORE! More sick and depraved than her husband. She was ready to put us all in camps and is definitely ready to do it to the Trump voters now. Bitch is a crazy lesbian
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  265. Its hard to NOT listen to these shows. #brilliant
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  266. LOL I bet he was acting in that moment too
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  267. Its obvious he'll just beg and plead for criminals not to rob or kill him
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  268. Yes! Yes he did hope for that and thats the problem with people in Hollywood. They havent been a commoner for years. They dont live in our reality
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  269. 100 percent! Khaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!
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  270. Joe "youre not worried about cooties" Rogan
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  271. This dude has to be the worst guest, its so hard to listen to him.
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  272. Thats very obvious
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  273. John Blaze He's tripping, of course chemtrails are real
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  274. Hurt my ass bone as a teen and its never been the same. Too many Stone Cold Stunners for my buddies...floors arent as soft as wrestling mats
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  275. HAHAHA. I am inevitable!
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  276. So if history is a lie...slavery was too yes? Asking for a friend
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  277. Totally agree and the fake consent shit. If youre in a position where you have to ask a woman to undress youre doing it wrong. If you properly know how to seduce a woman, she will be disrobing and undressing you #upyourgame
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  278. I got one! 320 hp K20A2
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  279. YEP we are, thats why I refuse to take the Alexa I got for Christmas out the box. I know they listen...even if you have a smart TV, they listen
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  280. Took a lot of work protecting my meat 🤣🤣🤣
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  281. LOL easy to use him as muscle but only to make threatening phone calls HAHA
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  282. She's not wild or funny but disgusting. Terrible representation of blacks
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  283. Milk and cookies is a very underrated snack
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  284. Next world war will be a nuclear one...
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  285.  @lilmanjp  There's a place I get my news and its not any of our trusty American news outlets either
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  286. This fool said bukkake'd hahahaha
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  287. Jeff Taargus I get the Lex reactions when I deep stroke these broads. OhhhhhhmyGod
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  288. Dana is fucking gorgeous though! WHEW
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  289. JFK...
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  290. RamblingUnited You don't have to mind read, just play mind games better than them. Say the opposite of what they expect
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  291. WRONG! Its bacon
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  292. The 1st two Underworld movies were fantastic....those 2 movies were better than ALL of Twilight
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  293. The hoes wear no underwear in church??? Shit she just revealed something to me!
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  294. Garlic! Garlic salt is my favorite, especially on pizza
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  295. Abso-fucking-lutely. There is NOTHING like seeing some bouncy natural twins!
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  296. Why the fuck would I say that if they-them are standing in front of me. What about you! You, you you! Or is that offensive too?
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  297. Thats why I prefer cats lol
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  298. Shots shots shot shots shot nigga!
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  299. 100% HAHAHA
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  300. I didnt know about them stopping it with their lips until he said it. Not today but a while back. Fucking weird!
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  301. She's going at Tulsi...Tulsi should throat punch this skank
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  302. Thats where the real power is hidden! Better timing and fuel. WHEW!
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  303. Getting sick of people wanting others to help them with their self-esteem. SELF!!! SELF-ESTEEM
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  304. thegrimyeaper Sons of bitches! Trump is the G.O.A.T
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  305. TIGER BLOOD!
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  306. Respect to Joe!
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  307. I'm saving him....to get hurt lol
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  308. Definitely Mossad and he probably is dead. If the Clintons want you dead, you will be
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  309. Oh i'd give it to her alright lol I love older women lol
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  310. YUM YUM STICK hahahaha
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  311. The key is dont be in a relationship where a woman is withholding sex. IF the woman starts holding out its a complete loss, walk away no matter how hard it is
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  312. But was ruckus wrong? LOL
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  313. I've gotten very comfortable with the bush in my 30s...
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  314. He tried to make a move on a rub and tug MALE masseur lol
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  315. Not only is the earth not flat, we cant be the only LIFE in the solar system. Those who believe that are quite naive
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  316. Very very dumb and no one would yell MAGA country
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  317. Lets both read this book and then lets talk! HAHAHHA
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  318. Very good...you can hear it in his voice how much he cares
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  319. Scorsese is nice but please let’s not forget about Nolan #interstellar
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  320. Fighting amongst ourselves. DING DING DING DING DING! At this point I only worry about myself and my family. I cant save a "community"
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  321. I'm sexually racist against other men cause i love women! Breast and vagina
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  322. You know I never like the bush until i reached 30, now I love it lol
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  323. Joe "my friend Chris Pratt" Rogan
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  324. 100%
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  325. BigBlack81 Tourette stories are always funny lol
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  326. I didnt pay much attention to him before Iron Man and he infected me. I love him
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  327. The thing is people need it to feel cool or be loose. You gotta learn how to manifest those things out of thin air. You shouldnt need liquid courage
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  328. Thought you didn't like Aquaman? Whatever wanna go! HAHAHA
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  329. This is why I stick to movies! I cant do binge watching of tv shows. Talk about wasting away days of your life lol. At least movies get through the story within a couple hours
    5
  330. NO! David Harbour!
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  331. Joe "women dont wanna pump gas" Rogan
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  332. Sounds like a deer being snuffed out!
    5
  333.  @cash4coins241  Nah i'm out...I was already growing fatigued anyway
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  334. Of course he knows how the news works. His tweets are to troll the haters...the news eats it up every single time
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  335. jaydenrock Never sounded crazy
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  336. I'm sure he watches MSN too
    5
  337. Scientology network? GTFOH HAHAHA
    5
  338. 😆😆😆😆
    5
  339. Youre not wrong, just like the immigration thing covering up the IG testimony
    5
  340. This MF is a chameleon for real lol always flip flopping
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  341. I'm fucking loving this episiode!
    5
  342. Or the doctor is a very good friend
    5
  343. My granny has Alzheimers...she was a teacher in her younger days. Sad how things change
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  344. Ditto
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  345. And he is 1000% right about women and advertising. They cant resist spending money on nonsense
    5
  346. Bring your biggest dog against the biggest cat, no competition bitches LOL
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  347. Its a money pit and a shadow approach to one world government
    5
  348. I'm the pullout king, 34 and no kids! The other thing is I like to give these broads facials, so that helps too haha
    5
  349. Martin Luther King 666 Xvideos! Its all about Ava Addams, a little but of Katrina Jade, a ounce of Sensual Jane
    5
  350. CSI Grissom Yes its true and they are fucking wild in bed. Sometimes it's worth the risk
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  351. FACTS!!!!! Got some tips? Got some tips?? Gimme that damn map!
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  352. And to be fair Valerie doesnt look black AND she does look like that character. I'm black and it was hilarious
    5
  353. Well my close friendships with women always has sex involved lol, we have an understanding. No relationship but we take care of each other's needs
    5
  354. Hillary's idea...
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  355. So no one wants to talk about the woman who got beaten, raped and killed in Bulgaria? That didnt happen too long ago and no one batted an eye. #doublestandard
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  356. I'm late to the whole Star Wars craze. My ex got me into them about 5 years ago. I watch them for the women and of course Chewy
    5
  357. 10 years wasnt enough...she'll be out in 6 on good behavior. Should have been a minimum of 20
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  358.  @mikes.4863  Its not a protest, just saying it wasnt sufficient. If the roles were reversed, that guy would have gotten 25 years for killing her
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  359. I live in Los Angeles and had NO IDEA we had a McDonalds museum lol
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  360. RamblingUnited I always get the booty before the 3rd date lol
    5
  361. This last Godzilla was a good movie
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  362. bionikball75 you'd be surprised how often it works...just have to read the body language first
    5
  363. Joe Rogan speaking to DMT
    5
  364. This dude is losing me and why is he even talking about UN suggestions?
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  365. He was pretty upset about the Covington kids too
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  366. He said the kids are surprised you're still alive and so am I LOL
    5
  367. Joe is always sneak dissing someone
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  368. MAN! i've watched so many and have the lines memorized. People dont even like to watch movies at all with me lol
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  369. Cats are the fucking best man. I love dogs but there's nothing like a cat. Dogs can be a little needy at times. Independent pets are the way to go.
    5
  370. Joe "still more than medieval Europe" Rogan
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  371. This dude needs some water. He keeps smacking his lips
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  372. That elsagate shit is FUCKIIINNNGGGG WEIRD
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  373. I’m black....he wasn’t jogging
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  374. I have! I have!
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  375. Smart TVs are the biggest spies
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  376. I just dont understand why the US has to back them without question. Why do they have us by the balls?
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  377. BIG FACTS
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  378. That was AWESOME!
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  379. Nick is ON POINT! I like this guy
    4
  380. Combat with a K
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  381. 100 hahahaha
    4
  382. Joe "this guys like a gangbanger" Rogan
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  383. 100%, people are too busy worried about how the message is being presented instead of heeding the message. Fuck what Joe is talking about
    4
  384. What up Tej???
    4
  385. Those BOTH go hand and hand lol, in my experience anyway
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  386. Joe shocked himself...giving birth to the successor!
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  387. She was on it, every run!
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  388. 100%
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  389. FACTS!
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  390. He bought a 720S and doesnt know anything about it???? He better be careful
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  391. Only women and gay men should be comfortable eating bananas publicly without breaking it in half LOL
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  392. If people did NOT see this coming, you arent paying attention or you're blind. Thats why theyve been pushing LGBT so hard...LGBTQP is coming. You know what the P is for
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  393. HILARIOUS!!!
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  394. Had the white pussy on the tv hahaha
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  395. UNSC
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  396. He'd spread it on bread like mayo
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  397. Exactly, what the fuck?
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  398. Evander "well thank you" Holyfield
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  399. YES LORD!
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  400. Today? You mean everyday
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  401. I've heard about them not being on the up and up too. I dont know for certain but it feels like theyre not who they claim to be
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  402. This Godzilla was good, lots of action. Just like the old ones
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  403. I would totally watch some girl on girl action in my bed BUT I wanna be worshipped by them after lol
    4
  404. I'd say first 3 days of the month...at least here in California
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  405. Christmas ornaments ALSO dont hang themselves
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  406. Joe “that’s how it usually goes for haters” Rogan
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  407. Rage rage against the dying of the light
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  408. This isnt anything new...theyve been chasing these things since the 50s
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  409. Yeeeaaaahhhh he sure sticks out doesnt it?
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  410. Its not hard to believe in love itself, its sometimes hard to believe someone will love you back the same way that you love them
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  411. I never saw that coming....hamburger meat up my own rectum
    4
  412. But he didnt recognize his privilege LOL
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  413. Hey that's my friend!
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  414. Fucking hilarious! LOL
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  415. Hillary gonna get the nomination
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  416. I'm so glad I never got tried by any men like that as a kid. Its fucking scary just thinking about it
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  417. You're not my son anymore! HAHAHA
    4
  418. Joe's laugh is hilarious anytime he laughs lol its the main reason I watch
    4
  419. Makes 2 of us hahaha
    4
  420. I can listen to this dude all day
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  421.  @michaelmelro6641  Incorrect, I don't even watch Fox anymore
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  422. Lots of people will miss that reference.
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  423. Nah the broads run away from the dick already cause its bigger than average lol
    4
  424. That story was great! HAHAHA
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  425. He does but staying in the hood to help negros never gets anywhere. I live in L.A. for 35 years and we only come together for drama. No one hates blacks more than other blacks.
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  426. I seriously cant decide who I want more. Ivanka or Melania LOL
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  427. Very powerful statement
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  428. LOOK AT ME, IM STEERING! LOL
    4
  429. HAHAHA clever
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  430. Fucking hilarious. I have to eat hairy bush?
    4
  431. Smart man, it gets you nowhere
    4
  432. He's a fooking dick!
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  433. We're uncomfortable with that word in the room! OMG these people! lol
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  434. I want her to read me a bedtime story, EVERY NIGHT!
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  435. Yep I stopped listening after that BS
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  436. I believe it, I grew up in the area where the Rodney King thing started. It would have been far far worse
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  437. Momma I need starbucks hahaha
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  438. As cool as the Teslas are...I’ll be a petrol head for life! #6speedmanual
    4
  439. Damn her voice makes me frown lol
    4
  440. What most guys dont realize, HOT women are boring to sleep with! They just lay there looking pretty most of the time. It can be quite boring
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  441. Trust me, Elizabeth is still a fucking knockout. Loved her in Austin Powers
    4
  442. LOL he doesnt know how silly he sounds
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  443. LOL this made my day!
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  444. I respect cops but I do NOT trust them
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  445. austin stevenson It's gray to him...circumstance applies to all lawbreakers. He's reacting on emotion
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  446. FACTS!!!!
    4
  447. I dont miss it but I probably wouldnt do it with my kids
    4
  448. Joe with his chicken impression HAHA
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  449. FACTS!
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  450. I want coyotes but not rats
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  451. imthetube44 I will nottttt do that to her lol
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  452. Imagine how many dummies actually believe her
    4
  453. Girls are fucking cruel! He's totally right about damaging one's character
    4
  454. Mount Rushmore, he's gonna earn it before the end of the 1st term
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  455. Nolan always uses time as his best character in films
    4
  456. YES it is. Its okay to be whoever you are. Even black and male
    4
  457. Brendan is a close 2nd behind Joey as best guest
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  458. I’ve lived in L.A. my whole life and I was a kid when all the Rodney King shit happened...it truly was only confined to our area. This one is a little different
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  459. Fire the bitch fair is fair. Its not about black or white
    4
  460. My Civic is almost 20 years old and still runs like a race car! #K20
    4
  461. She's a woman...a girly woman, a lady! Not these 2019 butch bitches lol
    4
  462. Climate denier yes but I dont know what the hell a climate denialist is
    4
  463. 6 speed K20A2! 8600 redline
    4
  464. FACTS about Mossad and I do believe he's dead. Someone got 100 million for that work
    4
  465. Joe "I would have got that motherfucker" Rogan
    4
  466. WTF is cutter? How come these dummies cant say Kah-TAR!
    4
  467. Joe is absolutely right. Both sides need to chill the fuck out. Its marvel damnit.
    4
  468. Once CIA, always CIA
    4
  469. Underrated movie...10 or 15 years
    4
  470. Joe "its tough bro" Rogan
    4
  471. 3100 hours on Forza Horizon 4. I also think I should read more...
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  472. Michael didnt do nuthin to them kids!
    3
  473. There's no stability because he won the presidency?? What is he talking about?
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  474. Not as bad as Joey
    3
  475. But damn just for moving your hand down her back??? I go for grabbing the ass
    3
  476. LOL its happened...oh well
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  477. God I love Joe's laugh! HAHAHA it makes me crack up 1:43
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  478. Trump hater...of course he is. Truth will go down as the GREATEST president of all time. You people have no idea how lucky we are to have him
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  479.  @friedmotherboards2395  Animals, plants, oceans, the human body by itself is a true work of art
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  480. And people in our country believe the shit NYT puts out...fantastic right?
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  481. Why do you hate America? Hahaha joe is an idiot
    3
  482. Sicario is a fucking classic! Emily made it more interesting...Sicario 2, ehhhhh not soo good
    3
  483.  BabaYaga Racing  1000%
    3
  484. John R. Carter aka Bossman That might not be a bad thing considering how crazy Hollywood is
    3
  485. FAACCCCCTTTTTSSSSS
    3
  486. LOL in MAGA hats
    3
  487. But I thought the P85D was the fastest one?
    3
  488. I miss Tony! Marvel will never be the same! #3000 😁😁😁😁
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  489. People still defending global warming? One of the biggest glaciers is now accumulating ice. Look it up. We'll have an ice age before we all burn up from heat increases
    3
  490. The King Kong with Naomi Watts and Adrien Brody is one of my FAVORITES!!!!
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  491. Articulate about his hate for POTUS lol
    3
  492. I graduated high school in 2003, man that was a great year. Anyway, I had a big part of my childhood WITHOUT cell phones. So I can still remember how fun it was not worrying about being called or texted
    3
  493. TAINT! hahahaha
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  494. I just want her to talk dirty to me while she does it lol
    3
  495. Nut butter? HAHAHA
    3
  496. If he has a strong neck, he's fine LOL that is horrible and hilarious at the same time
    3
  497. POTUS is the truth
    3
  498. Election night was the funniest thing I've ever seen. They were practically running around with their heads cut off. Getting angry, crying all kinds of funny shit
    3
  499. Clippers owner?
    3
  500. Joe "we bbq'd that dude" Rogan
    3
  501. Wrong! The couple forgot the HYDROXY in the name!
    3
  502. See this is the problem with the left, they act like they don't know the difference between legal and illegal
    3
  503. Thats was great
    3
  504. I didnt know how much i hated the word Laird
    3
  505. The sound of him constantly swallowing down that water is pissing me off
    3
  506. Doesnt necessarily have to be pretty feet but they need to take care of them but heels, HEELS, that shit does something to me lol. The way tits jiggle when they wear them, thats heaven
    3
  507. 320 hp K20. Its all I need for my Honda. I'm saving up for a Audi S4 though
    3
  508. HAHAHAHA
    3
  509. Wanna try these elk steaks???
    3
  510. HAHAHAHAAH
    3
  511. Ivanka lol
    3
  512. Did he say I dont wanna know him at all? WTH
    3
  513. His killer was caught
    3
  514. RESPECT!
    3
  515. I’m old enough to remember when Tony Hawk was young! I remember playing his very first game 💪💪
    3
  516. Fucking elk ran up on me bro hahaha
    3
  517. The real racist tend to show themselves around election time
    3
  518. Very strange
    3
  519. The love nerdy women
    3
  520. They still dont wanna admit they were wrong about the election...so he had to have cheated
    3
  521. Ohhhhh Simba, don't kill Simba
    3
  522. That's starlord bro hahaha
    3
  523. She cheated and still lost hahaha
    3
  524. J-Lo has aged like fine fucking wine. That woman is more gorgeous now than in her 30s
    3
  525. blade83336 Absolutely not, he was the fucking man
    3
  526. I can tell you with certainty, nose breathing is better during sleep. I get more rest if i'm not stuffy when I fall asleep
    3
  527. WE NEED MORE COKE!
    3
  528. DAMNIT! You beat me to it!
    3
  529. Joe "which they doodoo" Rogan
    3
  530. I was 16 when 9/11 happened and having never heard of WTC, I was very disconnected from how real it was until I actually visited the site last year. I bawled like I had just lost my best friend. Its a very eerie feeling standing there, also knowing the story didnt happen the way the media tells us
    3
  531. I hate that they pick on that kid because he's different. He didnt choose to be that way
    3
  532. I want a teardrop but I gotta kill somebody
    3
  533. BOOM!
    3
  534. Treadstone!
    3
  535. I feel sorry for people who strongly believe in GLOBAL WARMING. That was the initial name now they wanna switch it up. Its just a elite money pit. Weather manipulation to push the lie
    3
  536. Damn, she died at 47? Thats young, real young
    3
  537. Raspy voice chicks are sexy
    3
  538. Its MAAM!!!!
    3
  539. Joe likes to say Melania is a immigrant. Lefties can never distinguish between LEGAL and ILLEGAL immigrants.
    3
  540. I didnt speak to polices...
    3
  541. From the tone of the whole short story, I knew early the wife would cheat. Ugh skanks! Godspeed to you
    3
  542. Shane Mariano All his haters know him so well! Why? Because Trump is something they could never be
    3
  543. The bigger joke is Obama collusion. Spying on Trump before and after the election!
    3
  544.  Y Marina  Absolutely NOTHING!
    3
  545. Why do people who support Trump have to be crazy? Like something is wrong with them because we LOVE what POTUS is doing? #MAGA
    3
  546. I wasnt sure you needed a law to tell you, that you can protect yourself. I exercise my 2A here in CA`
    3
  547. All I know, when I have lady friends over, leave your phone in the tray at the door. I'm not gonna compete with your phone for your attention...PERIOD.
    3
  548. Maaannnnn I've only seen Endgame twice....I cant cry a 3rd time over seeing him die. #3000
    3
  549. EDITH! My man was the hero, even in death. #3000
    3
  550. Ruptured rectum sounds like some mean pegging going on lol
    3
  551. He isnt alive...Clintons paid 100 million to get him outta here
    3
  552. Oh no not the air police HAHAHA
    3
  553. This dude is hilarious!
    3
  554. Well didnt he? LOL
    3
  555.  @rustyshackleford9647  Exactly! Promises made, promises kept
    3
  556.  @rustyshackleford9647  She was supposed to put the nail in the coffin but he brought us back from the dead. I'm grateful
    3
  557. Wait did he say he wanted Jake to cum on his face???? WHAT???
    3
  558.  @seekn.destroy4064  End Of Watch was a great movie, dont forget Source Code and RENDITION
    3
  559. That screeching laugh is terrifying lol
    3
  560. LOL stop it man, my stomach hurts!
    3
  561.  @mgm8075  LOL hey man some of us are lucky. They love to gag on it but the kat cant handle it
    3
  562. Robin I got something extra long for her lol
    3
  563. Zero chance he killed himself
    3
  564. Has this dude not heard of the vaping deaths? New diseases popping up because of that shit and he still vapes...
    3
  565.  @BeeBN  They'd welcome a man's help to save them
    3
  566. Most of the most deadly sicknesses come out of China
    3
  567. Travis "Awwww thank you" Barker
    3
  568. Pretending to be relaxed
    3
  569. Road rash on her tits sounds terrifying and exciting
    3
  570. Ehhhhhh i'd agree if it happened the 1st time but the first time they failed to get the job done, then the price went up to 100 million
    3
  571. Adam Albrecht it’s okay Hillary is gonna be the nominee
    3
  572. Extremely, but i'm thrilled
    3
  573. LOL I see what you did there!
    3
  574. I love raspy voice chicks. IE: Sophia Bush
    3
  575. Joe "thats why they shouldnt be able to vote" Rogan THANK YOU!
    3
  576. I have a close friend who says she doesn’t wanna go back to work because that extra 600 is making all the difference
    3
  577. I’m afraid to look it up
    3
  578. Lol funny guy!
    3
  579. Well said, butt boy lol
    3
  580. Yep and don’t fuck with vaccines
    3
  581. He has a file cabinet in his brain!
    3
  582. I KNOW WHO I AM!
    3
  583. The pilot has great breath HAHAHA
    3
  584. People like him are way too arrogant to do it. Bryan is an idiot
    3
  585. It was a crazy video, I saw it on monday
    3
  586. I have a fleshlight of Sasha Grey. It does nothing for me lol I prefer my hand
    3
  587. The peanut butter you had to heat up LOL
    3
  588. FAACCCCCTTTTSSSS. I love this country. Fuck anyone who has an issue with that and I'm AMERICAN not African American
    3
  589. Interstellar is the best scifi movie i've ever seen.
    3
  590. Joe "fucked her so hard she cant work" Rogan
    3
  591. He's playing dumb, he knows! HAHAHA
    3
  592. She is 100% about coming around for your vote...I had to learn that this last election
    3
  593. Hey hey hey, no Russia talk. They interfered in our election, not the actual voters
    3
  594. I bet she likes to be choked and spanked though! Those tough types like to be dominated
    3
  595. It was a spot on joke lol and thats coming from a person of color
    3
  596. He had a tear? In his ass? LOL
    3
  597. He was the best character in Need 4 Speed. ZING!
    3
  598. Never heard of her either but I just followed her on twitter. Hella funny
    3
  599. Matrix Reloaded still in my top 10
    3
  600. I live alone and when I have company over...I cant wait for them to leave lol. I definitely have that superpower
    3
  601. Ollie Deleon Typical from his haters. They just hate because the tv says too! Just like the tv showing fish tank cleaner as the cure
    3
  602. I don't wanna hear it Jarvis! Whew that tastes like coconut and metal
    3
  603. Cant believe the news anymore...I was always skeptical but after Trump won, i'm like fuck them. I'll find my own info
    3
  604. Better than Tiffani Haddish! Amirite????
    3
  605. People are gonna poopoo that fake alien invasion shit but project blue beam tells you its legit
    3
  606. I loved dinosaurs
    3
  607. And toothpaste!
    3
  608. Joe's laugh is the best to me, his belly laugh though
    3
  609. One of the straightest guys he ever met? Okay so who's the gayest?
    3
  610. It was so raw...it got a scab. Did you nut? HAHAHAHA
    3
  611. You got someone back home waiting for you? Yeah, Lance. WTF did I just hear Lance? HAHAHA
    3
  612. Why have you been touching little boys? I'M GAY hahahaha
    3
  613. GENTLEMEN! It was a privilege playing with you tonight
    3
  614. @Oriental Studios LOL I wish I was getting paid to comment here. Then I wouldnt need a job
    3
  615. Stay hard! Thats joe's wife yelling at him
    3
  616. Friends are so hard to come by these days. People are so fake, you dont know who's genuine
    3
  617. Wolf Not as good as i would
    3
  618. LOL what is wrong with people if they thought he said gay Jesus
    3
  619. I still use a blackberry
    3
  620. LOL you are going to hell for that! LMAO
    3
  621. The fake Mexican...
    3
  622. He looks like a weirdo too, i dont like him
    3
  623.  @RocketCityGamer  the K is where to go for the best 4 cylinder power
    3
  624. FAST!
    3
  625. Seth isnt forgotten at all but damn the news barely even covered it
    3
  626. No one ever cared about her lol
    3
  627. Theo is the best! I think I could eat this young fella!
    3
  628. She would be fun to hang out with but she'd probably pounce on me lol
    3
  629. I dont hate it lol, I just had to catch up on 19 of joe's 15 minute videos
    3
  630. Ding ding ding ding ding!!!!
    3
  631. Trump will help!
    3
  632. I will never forget how Theo talked about eating a little Vietnamese dude hahaha
    3
  633. JustLouIt But we know the fully emotional decision making left can't distinguish between legal and illegal
    3
  634. YES! hahaha
    3
  635. Weed and wine is all you need. I've never done coke and dont plan on it lol
    3
  636. Its annoying
    3
  637. Stewie Griffin the other Foxx, Kanye, Twista song is better
    2
  638. Probably advanced life but who knows? For those of us who are religious, we cant be the only ones God created right?
    2
  639. That floor analogy was like Inception!
    2
  640. LOL she's doing nasty shit in bed man! LOL
    2
  641. These skanks want to run the country...she's a younger Hillary
    2
  642.  @FlyingHeadbutt100  It seemed his character in that movie WAS gay. Check his behavior in the bar in Africa
    2
  643.  @andypegg5653  WRONG!
    2
  644. If you're in a legal state, just go to a dispensary like I do. CBD for the win!
    2
  645. 1000% and Andy needs to stay away from them. Its obvious they know who he is, stop trying to sneak around them. Everyone knows Antifa is bad already, stop risking your life to film them
    2
  646. European women are obviously more “free” 😁😁
    2
  647. YEP, I was thinking the same damn thing!
    2
  648. Just like he said no to being cheated by Hillary? No thanks
    2
  649. Obviously! Just build up your immune system as much as you can
    2
  650. alexanderdewey Absolutely, daily vitamins help as well
    2
  651. Hey hey hey! Building 7 fell because of a solar flare!!!
    2
  652. Joe "i'm so high im in another dimension" Rogan
    2
  653. AMEN!
    2
  654. He said anyone who thinks AI will try to enslave humans is silly...oh man! He's way too high
    2
  655. LOL you would not BELIEVE how many people are geographically ignorant
    2
  656.  @aGayYesMan  1000% but he rolled over
    2
  657. Those food porn videos are weird as fuck! Dick sandwich sounds hilarious though
    2
  658. I went to NY from LA for the first time last year in coach, I'll never do that again. Way too uncomfortable
    2
  659. Joe is hilarious. No matter who they pick for 2020, they're are already fucked. No way he loses
    2
  660. Jay is great but he still isnt Biggie or Pac
    2
  661. Joe "you kept going after you punched the guy in the face?" Rogan
    2
  662. Masculinity Matters Facts! #2A
    2
  663. Joe "a guy flyyyyy" Rogan
    2
  664. The tarantula being eaten alive from the inside gave me chills....CRAZY!!
    2
  665. James Greenier Cougars on the hunt
    2
  666. 1 million percent, give back from a distance
    2
  667. Before I saw his face, he sounded a little like Tom Hardy
    2
  668. I think you are spot on sir! Thank you
    2
  669. Big bitches tend to have low self esteem
    2
  670. Collusion isnt a crime, even if it did occur
    2
  671.  @DeusExMau5  He was actually supposed to get one but it never came to fruition
    2
  672. ELK! LOL
    2
  673. "I never took nothing"
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  674. Exactly fucking right. People still ask me what has he done so far? Are you fucking dumb?
    2
  675. Kind of feels like he was sent by God...so many people are out to get him. I dont remember that ever happening in history
    2
  676. I love her voice lol, reminds me of Sophia Bush
    2
  677. I smoke on the weekends. CBD weed so it has no side effect other than dry eyes. My sinus is really bad and my sinus surgery failed. Weed is simpler and cheaper
    2
  678. Yep and you can hear the NY part of his ego come out a few times
    2
  679. Poor communities are like that because Dems run them. PERIOD
    2
  680. They got fucking cabins out there bro 🤣🤣🤣
    2
  681. I dont care if you fuck me....go ahead! HAHAHA
    2
  682. 23:23 😁😁😁😁😁
    2
  683. He says hey let me finish but then jumps in on the guy when he tries to reply lol
    2
  684. LOL maaaannnn glad I never had to deal with that. I got snipped as a kid and chicks love the look. I constantly hear uncut looks disgusting
    2
  685. Been flying Mach 20 since the 40s
    2
  686. I was a saucier, down in San Antoine! THE BEST comedy ever made.
    2
  687. Life has been rough on her...the life of a shitty comic
    2
  688. 😁😁😁😁
    2
  689. Very sad and then he says naked with the Toad. All the people (mostly white) that hate POTUS wants to be him. Theyre just envious. He's in his 70s, a hot wife, good kids and a billionaire. Its Classism
    2
  690. I drive a 320 hp 6 speed Civic every single day. I find automatic fucking BORING!!! I will hold out as long as I can. I have so much fun driving my car
    2
  691. Testicles lol that's all he knows hahaha silly
    2
  692. Yep I like crazy too hahaha
    2
  693. I thought it was home ya know
    2
  694. I totally agree. Hawaii yeeeeaaaahhhh
    2
  695. HAHAHAHA yes!
    2
  696. Did this fucking idiot just say the Steele dossier was legit intel? What a fucking dummy! He's just another hater
    2
  697. Why does Joe not believe in facts? Its extremely rare that your FUCKING engine ends up way down the street when you crash
    2
  698. LOL brilliant. I have one and I never took it out the box
    2
  699. Quay-vo!
    2
  700. Bastard is always crying, getting me in my feelings too
    2
  701. Absolutely but I do like her raspy voice even though this bitch is crazy lol
    2
  702. 100 fucking percent...way way back. The Stifler!!
    2
  703. Orange man badASS
    2
  704. He’s got a family Joe! 🤣🤣🤣
    2
  705. 😂😂😂
    2
  706. I'm on team people, so what the fuck are you saying here? Joe is exactly right
    2
  707. Sadly, i agree...I keep telling other blacks to stop jumping to conclusions before all the evidence is out but they don’t listen #lebron
    2
  708.  @dave7096  Makes 2 of us. His studio is maybe 10-15 mins from where I live
    2
  709. Joe: its not the biggest telescope... Yet he totally skipped over the part where the name of it actually is LUCIFER
    2
  710. The economic problems in the inner city is because Dems run those cities. I had to figure that out about my district in L.A. I grew up in Maxine's area. Its only gotten worse in the last 30 years. Fucking depressing
    2
  711. Of course this guy had to say BEAR in mind
    2
  712. Absolutely right but his voice gets annoying after a while
    2
  713. YOOOOOOOOOO you win the day for this one!!!!
    2
  714. CRAZY!
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  715. GCHQ hands were all over that dossier. That old bitch was calling in favors left and right to win that election
    2
  716. I tried to get into Fortnite but its overrated. Not much to do
    2
  717. I play the game occasionally, its sitting on the xbox i just dont see how people get so hooked on it
    2
  718. Alex Women like to be lead, alpha men make them super wet.
    2
  719. #departed
    2
  720. Annuaki???
    2
  721. Do you miss daddy? I might have to start saying that to the women i'm banging these days lol
    2
  722. Blake953 Joes laugh is hilarious
    2
  723. YEP! I keep social media to a minimum these days...its not worth it
    2
  724.  @Future_Imperfect  YEP, its very sad. People take it too serious
    2
  725. Joe dont be a dick, as much as he says he isnt liberal, he's behaving like one. Name calling the other side and who the fuck is this guy talking about taking meds? You sound like you need to be on pills
    2
  726. BRILLIANT!
    2
  727. OKAY SIR lol
    2
  728. Jordan L look up the law sir, entering any dwelling even a construction site is trespassing
    2
  729. Since Joe brought up RDJ, i'm still upset his character died in Endgame. I've only seen it twice when I watch every other Marvel movie dozens of times. #3000
    2
  730. LOL I bet her stories are very similar
    2
  731. So is the global warming freaks
    2
  732. I was 7 and I live here in LA. I lived a couple miles from where that truck driver got hit with that brick. Normandie and Florence. Fucking sad thinking back on it.
    2
  733. Yep so do I. Every single day and all day on the weekends lol. Only kitty kat will make me turn it off for a while and its better than drinking or smoking every single day
    2
  734. I fucks with the white pussy, BIG TIME!
    2
  735. Is this Riley talking???
    2
  736. I absolutely love being alone. I've been living by myself for 4 years and I dont think I ever wanna live with someone lol. I have the ladies come over for naughty time but 99% of the time I dont let them stay over
    2
  737. An actual van rocket
    2
  738. Joe "its a hot girl" Rogan
    2
  739. Yeah reminds me exactly of the guy that won in 2016
    2
  740. LOL preach!!! I still yell about my crank power. Only 250 at the wheels but thats not bad for a Honda
    2
  741. We can fuck him together and high five LOLOLOL
    2
  742. 1 million percent, she has to pull out those lovely twins too! I love Katy P
    2
  743. I dont smoke pot....you wanna start? HAHAHA
    2
  744. Why do his fucking haters not understand simple things? Our government was all bullshit, they all talked well and did nothing for the populace. Trump is actually a citizen president who says what he means and does what he promises. People should welcome that. Fucking idiots
    2
  745. Its all about the kitty...animals and pussy!!!!
    2
  746. What are blowjob-cigars?
    2
  747. LOL so the thing about guys with little dicks hahahaha that took a left turn
    2
  748. He dicks chicks down for the Lord! HAHAHA
    2
  749.  @beautyonabarnbudget  Most people havent even heard of that movie lol
    2
  750. Chris Davaz He also wishes he was Trump. Wishes he was rich, president and had a hot European wife. I bet he thinks Slovenia is in Russia
    2
  751. Yeah those are the real troll fams
    2
  752. Way out
    2
  753. Trump is the fucking GOAT. He actually was there when they arrived...leading by example
    2
  754. I dont think he hears himself, he just rambles lol
    2
  755. Since when did the whole country decide we’d go with Biden?
    2
  756. I didn't start considering my own demise until I hit 31. It's like a different perspective on life unlocked in my mind. Then the death of my mother just made it all the more real
    2
  757. Can I go off on a tangent? He's already been rambling
    2
  758. That whole episode is strange. Dude was way too calm for me. Like he was trained or something
    2
  759. Absolutely right. POTUS is going against all the bullshit new rules like PC and accepting all these 100,000 genders. Fuck all that and who doesnt like a guy with a sense of humor
    2
  760. I love hearing her...not sure about the guy lol
    2
  761. We all should want to find love like that in our lifetime
    2
  762. Joe "like a water person" Rogan
    2
  763. I've seen what he's talking about...FUCKING WEIRD!!!!
    2
  764. 100!
    2
  765. He sounds like a vulture when he laughs!
    2
  766. Her laugh is so SO annoying
    2
  767. Or did it go underground?
    2
  768. You think 10 years was enough? I dont
    2
  769. Its a fucking classic. The funniest movie I have ever seen
    2
  770.  Crooklyncat  Boy has things changed in less than a decade
    2
  771. Rabbit in Humanland?
    2
  772. 31 was when it got real for me. You look at life differently
    2
  773. Millions of idiots that feel exactly like him
    2
  774. He made so much sense about walking next to people wearing Nazi garb when your ancestors fought AGAINST actualy Nazis! WHEW! POWERFUL!!!
    2
  775. You know Fredo isnt my fucking name lol
    2
  776. Almost lost my fucking mind when I saw this upload. He got Ed Norton on????
    2
  777. Passengers is a great movie! 100 years to the next planet...hibernation pods. I love scifi shit
    2
  778. A russian wife??? He's winning!
    2
  779. Gorgeous!
    2
  780. 😁😁😁
    2
  781. Shut the fuck up man LOL! I think any guy should respond that way
    2
  782. No doubt, I bet BO wishes he never made fun of Trump at the dinner. Now I gotta erase your legacy lol
    2
  783. I was hard into the alien stuff right out of high school...the rabbit hole is too large. You'll go crazy if you dont take a break from it
    2
  784. Javier came a long way....ohhhhhh Mister Bond!
    2
  785. Bird or owl? LOL
    2
  786. MrMadraMhor RIP BRIAN SPILNER
    2
  787.  @phucknaw2104  I went to NY last year in November myself and it was crazy with the phones. Especially walking around the city. Central Park, Statue of Liberty, Ground Zero
    2
  788. He's exhausting, PERIOD! Hard to look at his face
    2
  789. It almost sounds similar to why my people joins gangs in the hood! SHIT!
    2
  790.  @sshep86  PREACH. I smoke the party weed occasionally but I stick to the CBD weed. Its more for my condition. I dont really do it just to get high. Its so I can breathe easier
    2
  791. The only thing I really know about Columbus is the guy from Zombieland lol
    2
  792. And so will you lol. Its inevitable ---Agent Smith
    2
  793. Cause it is....until the election
    2
  794. That one was kinda good lol
    2
  795. Cant tax it
    2
  796. 2:59
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  797. That is a fact! Quantum of Solace was a epic revenge story! 😁😁😁
    2
  798.  fish mann  Thats the first thing I thought when I read it LOL
    2
  799. You cant tell that to the deranged. They swear to whatever god they worship, that Trump is the devil. Idiots!
    2
  800. For those of us that were born in the 80s and grew up in the 90s arent as attached to our phones as others. When i'm home, I barely even look at my phone and its on silent. We had life without it until our teen years
    2
  801. I do remember Trump saying people who got put on ventilators are likely not to make it. Not surprised this guy thought they would help people
    2
  802. Sleep apnea and nasal polyps are the devil. I have the latter. Had surgery and those bitches came back. Now I smoke weed to help me sleep
    2
  803. Usually when the Clintons want you dead...you will be. The only anomaly is POTUS...of course. Dude is protected like no other president ever! #MAGA
    2
  804. Tank he was easily the best character
    2
  805. Jimmy Seville or Saville
    2
  806. Did he say AT&T is NSA?
    2
  807. ME TOO ME TOO! Is that how we all talk??
    2
  808. LOL its so obvious he's addicted to them hahaha
    2
  809. Alopecia is no fucking joke. I had it in junior high, you lose every strand of hair on your body. My eyebrows and lashes came back, oh and my pubes hahah
    2
  810.  @drtoastnbake8688  All we got now...is Brokeback Mountain!
    2
  811. Driving with no power steering does feel better, its a bitch to parallel park though. Highway speeds it'd perfect #K20
    2
  812. LOL its true!!!!
    2
  813. I'd say Trump is pointing OUT all the real problems. Only delusional people think he's somehow hiding stuff lol
    2
  814. SAME!
    2
  815. Joe's Russian accent is hilarious
    2
  816. Anal is so fucking overrated. Its not even a self lubricating hole
    2
  817. Yes it does feel good to move my body, its called sex hahaha. Thats my workout
    2
  818. Joe “4:45” Rogan
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  819. Dickface is exactly what I would have said
    2
  820. You had steak? Congratulations LOL
    2
  821. Personality is very important to me. Most beautiful women you can hold a decent conversation with. Most hot ones are airheads
    2
  822. That Pam Anderson joke wasnt even funny
    2
  823. 48 hours is a fucking classic. His very first movie and damnit was Nick Nolte racist lol but I still love it.
    2
  824. Doggie style started with ADAM hahahahaha
    2
  825. Common sense my ass...you know he watches CNN
    2
  826. I gotta look this up lol
    2
  827. He used to wack people? Like wack them off? LOL
    2
  828. Joe "you're down with the street" Rogan
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  829. GARY BUSEY!
    2
  830. People still have phone sex?? This is crazy lol, I need to be all the way in that snatch
    2
  831. I think its fairly obvious all animals have emotions. We only get to notice the ones we keep as pets. I love cats and dogs but personally I'm a cat person, because cats arent as needy as dogs.
    2
  832. LOL it is quite annoying
    2
  833. Joe "jail-jail" Rogan
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  834. 155 in my daily driver
    2
  835. And Hillary
    2
  836. LOL well alright
    2
  837. Fucking awesome
    2
  838. Joe "the wall just got 10 feet higher" Rogan
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  839. 100%
    2
  840. His voice sounds like a high society college professor at Oxford 🤣🤣
    2
  841. Not that fast though 😄
    2
  842. I dont even know what theyre about.
    2
  843. HYDROXY CHLOROQUINE JOE....HYDROXY
    2
  844. Cars are gonna be boring in 5 years. Manual transmission should never be abolished. Who the hell wants to drive a automatic or a automated manual. I enjoy shifting through gears. Tesla is cool but one gear is boring, same as the one gear Regera
    2
  845. Great that his mom stayed positive for him
    2
  846. Susan is my old lady crush. Her and Helen Mirren
    2
  847. Jamie's on black twitter lol hell i'm black and I dont know what black twitter is
    2
  848. Just blame Trump, that's what all the silly people do
    2
  849. I absolutely prefer that over the fake politicians. Sure everyone doesnt like his personality but he's real and I love that
    2
  850. I'm nervous about this Matrix 4 shit. Neo died in Revolutions. What could they possibly do now?
    2
  851. I always hope Bruce was a good dude and his story about him ready to go wherever to film makes me happy
    2
  852. Yeah shit is crazy how often he does it
    2
  853. Did he say i'm gonna climb that sundae? LOL
    2
  854. Fucking shutter island 😁😁
    2
  855. She’s gonna run a bad 2020 one too...just wait
    2
  856. He can’t do it to Hillary since she’ll be the nominee
    2
  857. Now the women wanna be men...wtf
    2
  858. POTUS did say, Iran APPEARS to be standing down. People dont play close enough attention to what he says. He rarely says anything as a definite except that fake news is out to divide the country
    2
  859. He's not necessarily wrong. Women dont like needy dudes. Give them all your attention when theyre around and then ignore them a little when they're away. They become the needy ones lol, it works for me
    2
  860. Quantum of Solace is my favorite!
    2
  861. This bitch got issues
    2
  862. LOL i'm crying after that one
    2
  863. Dumb ass bitch should have been paying attention
    2
  864. FACTS!!!!
    2
  865. I live in Los Angeles., I have been pulled over for tons of reasons. He mentioned the license plate light being off...yep i've even gotten that one
    2
  866. A whole lot of yapping but he aint saying much
    2
  867. I still remember a ex gf saying let’s visit La Jah-la when we’re in San Diego
    2
  868. You gotta be honest with annoying people. It saves time
    2
  869. Nick_PDX 22 Depends on her hearing HAHAHAHA
    2
  870. Man that shit is annoying. Is it legit??
    2
  871. Why does anyone have to? He's the president of the country, deal with it
    2
  872.  @tomato1685  His example is what CNN said
    2
  873.  @DekkarJr  I'm black and I love the guy. He has my vote in 2020. EASY WIN
    2
  874. I liked him in Iron Man 2!
    2
  875. The CNN people think they can hog the mic. Theyre all assholes. Trump always slaps them down and I love it
    2
  876. Libya
    2
  877. They completely forgot the HYDROXY part of chloroquine
    2
  878. 100! hahahaha
    2
  879. N-bomb drugs sounds hilarious
    2
  880. Tell it!!! People just need to laugh more overall
    2
  881. Damn his voice is annoying...get him outta here Joe LOL
    2
  882. Its rich isnt it?
    2
  883. Rogue but better lol
    2
  884. ....with my mates!
    2
  885. I didnt really like him as a guest but damn that was funny lol
    2
  886. Thats why you need to make THEM pay for the meal and you pay them back with some good dick, like I do
    2
  887. Joe really believes Russia helped. Thats sad
    2
  888. I fell asleep, which was ironic LOL
    2
  889. On fuck island hahaha
    2
  890. He IS putting me to sleep....im gonna power through his segments but damn!
    2
  891. LOL
    2
  892. Lol all the white people cheered 😂😂😂
    2
  893. Smack them bitches down
    2
  894. Whats under that beanie?
    2
  895. HAHAHAHA
    2
  896. Insanity
    2
  897. Credit! Now sometimes I forget when payday is. Different thought process
    2
  898. Look how far he has to pull the mic down hahaha
    2
  899. I'm not a big fan of him, I'd watch her whoop him lol
    2
  900. Yeah yup!
    2
  901. LOL you're a wild boy
    2
  902. 🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    2
  903. DELTA but not Southwest lol
    2
  904. They are always listening....
    2
  905. SEAL! Heidi Klum
    2
  906. Exactly fucking right! These people are ridiculous man
    2
  907. Trump exaggerates alot but I dont think he lies. I have never in my life seen the media attack a president so ruthlessly. He's an outsider that won. I support him fully!
    2
  908. Plus he broke into this guy's house TWICE!!!!
    2
  909. LOL I needed that this morning
    2
  910. Joe "dude you're dangerous " Rogan
    2
  911. Clever boy
    2
  912. Change my mind!
    2
  913. I think a I, Robot type takeover is maybe 20-30 years away...
    2
  914. LOL mind blown!
    2
  915. 1000000%
    2
  916. Jimmy Kimber Dont entertain the dummies. Anyone who can't see he's doing great work is a hater and/or watches CNN. Trump is the fucking GOAT! Only took one year
    2
  917. Jimmy Kimber 100! I like this guest, we all know if that old bitch had won none of the dirt would be public
    2
  918. Ready Player One was a decent movie. I liked all the game characters #nostalgia
    2
  919. POTUS should change the rules and stay as emperor
    2
  920. Joe "flat tires everyday" Rogan
    2
  921. He's acting like guns are autonomous....what a dummy
    2
  922. Seducing nurses sounds like fun. Just as long as they're WOMEN LOL
    2
  923. YEARS!
    2
  924.  @DuelWielding2DohDoh_BiRDS  LOL I guess so. Maybe too human for some
    2
  925. Keyword: SELF!!!! SELF-ESTEEM
    2
  926. I show the ladies magic...make my weewee disappear in their snatch!
    2
  927. FACTS!!! I'm still bitter about Endgame...I wont even watch it a 3rd time
    2
  928. Kudos to you sir lol
    2
  929. I have way more respect for the Sicario movie now
    2
  930. Stop picking fights with people. That dude got owned lol
    2
  931. Me too me too!!!
    2
  932. LOL i dont care whether its flat or not, this was a great segment
    2
  933. HAHAHA lovely
    2
  934. LOL Neil is also the only one I listen to the entire pod straight through. Some other guests I watch half one day and half another
    2
  935. And global warming
    2
  936. Yeah that fucking weirdo is Irish
    2
  937. Tulsi would wipe the floor with this broad
    2
  938. FACTS
    2
  939. I swear I laugh so hard when I see girls moving their heads to get the right angle. WTF is wrong with you woman? LOL
    2
  940. I'm counting on that fake letter getting him. DOJ
    2
  941. HAHAHA I needed this!
    2
  942. Joe "he looked like the ice king" Rogan
    2
  943. Joe "from Egypt??" Rogan
    2
  944. I could eat this young fella! The best line ever said in one these interviews LOL kudos 2 Theo
    2
  945. Several of my lady friends!
    2
  946. Joe doesnt pay attention...majority of the movies released nowadays ARE heavy Chinese financed
    2
  947. Sadly I think the Dems will let Trump win again before they ever let Bernie become president
    2
  948. I dont know about anyone else but I eat every single thing I crave BUT I skip dessert. That way I dont gain too much. I teeter between 180-190 throughout the year with sex being the main exercise lol and I always take the stairs
    2
  949. She kept saying military or national guard isn’t the answer but never gave an answer to putting out the “fire”
    2
  950. FACTS!!!!! I live alone and am alone 6 days out of the week and I love it. Even when I have company over, I cant wait for them to leave #xboxone
    2
  951. I wanna go! interstellar style
    2
  952. Oh man she's the devil lol
    2
  953. I love his small role in Live Free or Die Hard
    2
  954. HAHAHAHA
    2
  955. YEP!
    2
  956. Accidentally....yeah right
    2
  957. Cats! You don’t have to train them to use the litter box
    2
  958. Childhood trauma is a muthafucka
    2
  959. Maybe aliens ARE coming, thats why he made space force
    2
  960. Truth Bullet Trump is the fucking GOAT! Put him on Rushmore
    2
  961. LOL hilarious
    2
  962. Joe "black dont crack" Rogan
    2
  963. Keep it going!
    2
  964. HAHAHA no doubt
    2
  965.  Luke  God Bless America
    2
  966.  @danielstone9978  There has been debates about whether his South African accent was legit or not but I still love the movie
    2
  967. Experts got so much wrong...it’s just like the flu! Just like POTUS said in the beginning
    2
  968. CLLLEEEEVVVVEEEERRRR
    2
  969. LOL clever boy
    2
  970. I still call mine a weewee lol and then when the girl sees it, she tends to say, thats NOT a weewee. LOL yeah yeah I know, I wanted to surprise you
    2
  971. He so very easy to listen to! Too bad I wasnt downtown when he was visiting, I would have liked to meet him
    2
  972. GORGEOUS!!!!
    2
  973. FACTS!
    2
  974. Yeah yup
    2
  975. I remember when he said FB was CIA and wait til everyone finds out how true that is
    2
  976. YES PLEASE!
    2
  977. The same answer to this question is: what if dinosaurs still roamed the earth???
    2
  978. He's good on some issues and bad on others
    2
  979. Several of my lady friends! 🤣🤣
    2
  980. LOL was she naked in it? Or just writing articles?
    2
  981. Ladies SHOULD swallow! YES lol
    2
  982. I remember her from those MTV shows
    2
  983. Joe "I got loads building up" Rogan
    2
  984. Cause Trump is the G.O.A.T
    2
  985. Maaaaannnn those amazon searches show up on every damn site I visit after...UGH. I actually have Alexa but its still in the box. Never turned it on
    2
  986. He did sound like he was hating for the whole pod...then he said this. BOOM!
    2
  987. Amazing how many people never even noticed it
    2
  988. My friend Eddie Bravo...
    2
  989. I'm about to turn 34 and I agree lots of things you WONT understand until you're 30. Your look on life changes
    2
  990. I think thats why I love RDJ more than I should. His comeback plus he was hilarious as Iron Man. I'm still bitter how his character died
    2
  991. People who can’t say how they feel because of potential backlash have no integrity
    2
  992. How the hell does he not know how much it costs if he's a presidential candidate OFFERING it free to everyone? Its a talking point he should know
    2
  993. Brian is extremely on point about what’s happening in L.A
    2
  994. Bondage and weed would be enough for me. I aint tying a bitch up but i'd restrain her lol
    2
  995. And she was listening to Snoop and Pac in the 80s. Lying ass bitch
    2
  996. TRUTH!
    2
  997. Joes laugh is the BEST
    2
  998. I'll take getting laid over weed ANY DAY!
    2
  999.  @jacks1bonnielass  AMEN!
    2
  1000. LOL his ass look crazy!
    2
  1001. Her laugh is even worse
    2
  1002. I can seeeeeee the music
    2
  1003. Joe is such a hater #MAGA
    2
  1004. Project blue beam! I think thats why POTUS said get space force ready
    2
  1005. When he gets on top of you and you smell death???? HAHAHAHAHA
    2
  1006. Joe "nobody speaks English" Rogan
    2
  1007. FACTS!!!! And I live in California!
    2
  1008. Its all about the kitties. Cheetahs, leopards, lions, tigers. Big cats!
    2
  1009. She's the mastermind
    2
  1010. FACTS!
    2
  1011. Did he say sqoze?
    2
  1012. He's the greatest at action movies, whether he's weird or not lol
    2
  1013. I would love to sit down and just listen to him tell stories
    2
  1014. Thor style...
    2
  1015. It would be a dream come through for me because my desire to watch MCU movies died with him in Endgame. I cried but it was a angry cry.
    2
  1016. He reminds me of a guy I seen in a movie once....
    2
  1017. I'm in SoCal but not Hispanic. I stump hard for POTUS
    2
  1018. I thought it was Auckland
    2
  1019. HAHAHAHA brilliant
    2
  1020. Jack James The spot on, insensitive or not
    2
  1021. Feminist Joe
    2
  1022. Somebody fucked that fish HAHAHA
    2
  1023.  @msalazar89  lol exactly
    2
  1024. Those heroine clinics sound crazy!!!!
    2
  1025. Can I get back his sandals? LOL
    2
  1026. I think i'd rather be shot than raped numerous times but maybe i'm in the minority
    2
  1027. I'm on the Xbox everyday. I used to play battlefield 4 alot but now i'm strictly Forza Horizon 4
    2
  1028. Probably the same reason vegans are so vulgar towards those who still eat meat????
    2
  1029. I cant even comprehend guys drugging a chick to bang em. I need a broad to be present if she's getting the tool
    2
  1030. Worst movie i've never seen lol. I do not like Melissa
    2
  1031. @Oriental Studios Incorrect, mom passed away a couple years ago...dont be insensitive
    2
  1032. JOOOOOOEEEEE "2:56" Rogan
    2
  1033.  @W.A.F  Not mine I love pussy lol #gottahaveit
    2
  1034. Diet is everything but I could never get rid of meat. I dont eat breakfast that often...weekends is when I really try to make a meal. During the week just a snack
    2
  1035. 100%
    2
  1036. How is that funny? You'd be on my side if I killed a journalist? Thats not funny at all
    2
  1037. Everybody is saying....FUCK THAT GUY! Hahaha
    2
  1038. LOL the creampie! HAHAHA
    2
  1039. He gotta be strong as fuck HAHAHA
    2
  1040. Do they really support POTUS. They've been to the white house a few times
    2
  1041. BUT that makes me wonder if them being telescopes is the real purpose. I heard the space station isnt what we're told. #starwars
    2
  1042. High sex is a little more fun than sober sex, while sober sex is more fun than drunk sex 1) High sex 2) Sober sex 3) Drunk sex
    2
  1043. 💪💪💪💪💪💪
    2
  1044. Indeed
    2
  1045. Did he say legs or lags?
    2
  1046. ITS NOT REAL! BUT WHY LOL
    2
  1047. Facts over feelings
    2
  1048. Your beer's cumming hahaha LOL thats silly
    2
  1049. Depends on what type of weed. The weed I smoke doesnt get you high, its for medicinal purposes
    2
  1050. Who the hell is THEY??? ---Cooper
    2
  1051. How does Joe not know the kids drink these days? Drinking LEAN
    2
  1052. LOL same! Is he bear hunting?? Blending in?
    2
  1053. A swirrrrrllllll of emotions???
    2
  1054. LOL
    2
  1055. Joseph Lennox Rogan Peters LOL
    2
  1056. Trump is the fucking GOAT. Deal with it #mypresident
    2
  1057. They've been trying to kill POTUS before he even got sworn in. He is SAFE
    2
  1058. Vince Vaughn made a movie about that hahaha
    2
  1059. LOL yeah like a dummy is smart enough to beat both parties and the media who were all out to get him. Silly people
    2
  1060. CLASSIC!!!!
    2
  1061. Tomas Morales Wormholes
    2
  1062. DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
    2
  1063. Hey buddy....what do you wanna do? HAHAHA
    2
  1064. LOL no doubt! I dont stream but damnit I play. Age: 33
    2
  1065. Did he say lab grown meat? Seriously????
    2
  1066. Katrina Ezeiyi says who...my mom and dad say you’re wrong
    2
  1067. Everyone should be able to lift their body weight at some point...take the steps though
    2
  1068. I have one of Sasha Grey but it does nothing for me. I poked through the other side actually LOL
    2
  1069. I like diarrhea??? LOL
    2
  1070. FACTS!!!!!! Respect that man
    2
  1071. DMT laced.....elk meat
    2
  1072. arbiter1 Typical behabehavior of her type
    2
  1073. What the HELL???
    2
  1074. 1 million percent
    2
  1075. Her voice is nice though lol, I like that raspy shit like Sophia Bush
    2
  1076. Yeah you caught that too huh?
    2
  1077. Stand 10 toes down?? BOUTIE BOUTIE??
    2
  1078. Joe "was there an older sea?" Rogan
    2
  1079. Near sighted is the worst. I need to hurry up and get lasik. I'm so sick of contacts and I hate wearing glasses
    2
  1080. “You saw that nigguh!”
    2
  1081. Wrong! Russia is a Christian country and Putin is against ISIS and the NWO just like Trump. They have plenty in common
    2
  1082. She could have been fucking Wonder Woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    2
  1083. LOL he also called it lame
    2
  1084. That bitch is gonna fry, Loretta Lynch just got a case opened on her! THANKS TRUMP!
    1
  1085. That bitch better go to jail along with Hillary and Obama. Fuck em all
    1
  1086. PC Principal While daddy Bush was the head of it, no one ever mentions that
    1
  1087. Why the fuck do we have to take action now but everyone else has 15 years before they start? FUCK THAT
    1
  1088. This dudes a dummy
    1
  1089. I smoke strictly on the weekends to help inflammation in my sinus. I had surgery a few years back that worked for 30 days. Total waste of 3300 dollars. High CBD weed gives me instant relief, like on the 1st hit. THC i'd have to smoke a bit to get the same result
    1
  1090. Joe "fuck the janitor" Rogan
    1
  1091. TELL IT!
    1
  1092. Elk steaks!!!!! HHAHAHA
    1
  1093. What in the fuck??????
    1
  1094. FACTS!
    1
  1095. His voice is annoying too
    1
  1096. He's talking about journalists being assassinated but wont say shit about Hillary and Obama trying to kill Assange. Yeah got it
    1
  1097. That movie is so fucking underrated. His kind of gay, I can deal with lol
    1
  1098. Which was a decent movie lol
    1
  1099. I've also had a deviated septum fixed but the nasal polyps were the most serious thing corrected during that surgery
    1
  1100. AMEN!!!
    1
  1101.  @stevenw2933  Relax he's gonna live to 200
    1
  1102. 0:44 the sound I make when she doesnt take her mouth off the tip!
    1
  1103. He's making me rethink whether I should have kids...I was leaning towards not doing it
    1
  1104. Aint that the truth!
    1
  1105. @_ Suuuurrrrrreeeeeeee
    1
  1106. Made By Taylor Assholeishness was clever!
    1
  1107. 100!
    1
  1108. It’s gonna be Hillary...just wait! She’ll get a bigger ass whipping this time 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    1
  1109. Bitch is weird...now think about the millions of people who think like her
    1
  1110. OMG lil Tay hahaha
    1
  1111. The Whole Lot the best pussy I’ve had was a Norwegian girl
    1
  1112. Shit I gotta get a nose swab because I got a surgery coming up and they said it’s mandatory
    1
  1113. Joe "I dont know what a compound bow is now" Rogan
    1
  1114. I swear he's a spokesperson
    1
  1115. Scifi is my shit
    1
  1116. And no phone
    1
  1117. But have you ever noticed the guy being eaten by a dragon on the Alfa logo?
    1
  1118. Thats what I was thinking too! People making a fuss about nothing
    1
  1119. When Joe finds something funny.....HHHAAAAAA
    1
  1120. So were the towers! No one just had never seen a skyscraper that tall be blown up
    1
  1121. Rocket fuel out the bootyhole
    1
  1122. They totally skipped the HYDROXY in the medicine name 😁😁
    1
  1123. Never, I smoke quite a bit on the weekends I have zero side effects. Dry eyes I guess is a side effect but thats it
    1
  1124. Brendan getting excited over BBC 🤣🤣
    1
  1125. FACTS
    1
  1126. Ronda was good in Expendables 3, I watch whenever it comes on cable
    1
  1127. 🤣🤣🤣😁
    1
  1128. BruceLee'sLegacy very good persuasion tool
    1
  1129. He said Dudu! 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1130. FACTS!!! They swear people are out to get them
    1
  1131. Maybe i'll check it out tonight
    1
  1132. Trump is the GOAT already! Deal with it
    1
  1133. Did he say Lycans are abrasive? I've always been more keen to the Vampires... #selene
    1
  1134. 12:26 🤔🤔🤔🤔
    1
  1135. Outta me hand!
    1
  1136. ONE THOUSAND PERCENT
    1
  1137. Faceoff was terrible?? Get the strap!
    1
  1138. Seems to me they are inflating numbers...so many other illnesses mysteriously disappeared
    1
  1139. Big dick black man who cant read! HAHAHAHA that explains all these bum ass dudes who get all the chicks in the hood!
    1
  1140. Indeed we are lol
    1
  1141. All of the above. TR3Bs are probably military stuff
    1
  1142. WHOA! I've seen those air patrol signs but never heard of someone being stopped by that
    1
  1143. Hey your son’s dating an asshole 😂😂
    1
  1144. Human cock fighting HAHAHA
    1
  1145. Trump goes too hard? 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1146. Deontay "that muhfucka gotta fall off" Wilder
    1
  1147. Fuck a poppa doc, fuck glock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
    1
  1148. All this time I thought cus d'amato was ONE name. Like a last name lol Cusdamato
    1
  1149. @Depo CS For one he's a citizen president, despite what the news says. Both sides hate the man because he isn't a part of the DC elites. An actual outsider
    1
  1150.  @mattandlyss3817  No because he's actually fighting for the citizens, that's why DC hates him. For years they gave us tons of lip service and no action, just collecting tax money while giving us all the finger
    1
  1151. LGBT people dont wanna go to LGBT rallies lol
    1
  1152. Tokyo Drift was my least favorite until Fast 8 came out
    1
  1153. I dont know what leaning left means....
    1
  1154. Naaaahhhh I know Joe is a hater
    1
  1155.  @joys8634  That is most definitely true
    1
  1156. Godspeed
    1
  1157. Jamie loves black twitter hahaha
    1
  1158. Hey i'm a Trumper and I hope it isnt true but people dont be surprised if we go into Mexico. Cartels are taking over down there. Lots of Americans live there
    1
  1159. She's been used and abused but probably because her own bad choices
    1
  1160. No eye contact for more than 5 seconds???? That sounds like a beta male move! Stare these broads into submission! Women love a confident guy, smile or smirk! AND women wear make up & dress nice to compete with other women in the room! It is NOT for men
    1
  1161. Best music video EVER made
    1
  1162. That's a dick! Congratulations LOL
    1
  1163. Gay wizards! LOL at least Joe got that right
    1
  1164. PTSD from car incidents is legit. No one loves driving more than me. I had my hood fly up on me on the highway and I was afraid to drive over 60 for a couple months. My leg would start shaking whenever I got up to highway speed
    1
  1165. PREACH!
    1
  1166. BARF tech, get Tony to help
    1
  1167. Bring the troops home...we need them for the border issue
    1
  1168. I got the electric Volvo. FUCK THAT! Gas cars baby!
    1
  1169. Cant do much with the govt shut down hahaha
    1
  1170. Joe "oooohhhhh green and tech" Rogan
    1
  1171. I knew it was fake the second he said someone elled MAGA country hahahaha dumbass!
    1
  1172. Home ya know
    1
  1173. I'm an admitted sex addict, specifically not the same women. I love to hear the different sounds they make during sex. I havent been with a woman that behaves the same or sounds the same during sex. And any woman you sleep with over 40 might moan like a man lol
    1
  1174. No war coming...I dont even think the govt of Iran liked that guy
    1
  1175. He said missionary started in the Vatican HAHAHA
    1
  1176. 7 isnt a bad number considering alot of people dealing with depression these days. I'm about a 7, 8 if i'm flying down the highway, 9 during sex, 10 during sex and not worried about money
    1
  1177. On the weekends i'm smoking CBD all day but before i'll smoke a bowl of THC to fall asleep. I have really bad sinus problems and if I cant breathe through my nose while I sleep, I get no rest even if I sleep for 10 hours
    1
  1178. HAHAHA it was a good movie.
    1
  1179. Floyd’s death was very fucked but it was definitely a psyop. It all has to do with the election. People are somehow blaming POTUS 😑😑
    1
  1180. He's gonna negotiate world peace while all the dummies are still saying we're going to war with NK
    1
  1181. WTF!
    1
  1182. He can see the future!
    1
  1183. Why are these weirdos so worried about what Trump is doing? When has a president had so much rent space in folks heads?
    1
  1184. Broken bones in the neck dont happen when you hang yourself....
    1
  1185. He better be careful, McLaren are not to be played with. Crazy power!
    1
  1186.  @Heycool08  California is a republican state? I've lived here all my life. You are the one that has been lied to, sir
    1
  1187.  @Heycool08  I'll ask again. Is California a republican state?
    1
  1188. Absolutely! Thats why i keep it to a tiny minimum. I still have FB but I log on like once a week. I dont need the drama
    1
  1189. ....."people think you stink"
    1
  1190. Jamal!
    1
  1191. Joe "your mom should have swallowed you" Rogan
    1
  1192. Joe "crazy voodoo superpowers" Rogan
    1
  1193. I remember rolling around with you...I loved it! Oh yeah....hmmm
    1
  1194. Yummy titties made me tear up hahaha
    1
  1195. Damn her husband is lucky! She is the total package
    1
  1196. Either a missile or drone hit the Pentagon
    1
  1197. Somehow after hearing his comments about Trump and the media I’m not surprised he didn’t know what mortality rate meant 😑😑😑
    1
  1198. Home ya know!
    1
  1199. Holy fuck I hope he's high HAHAHAHAHA
    1
  1200. They definitely couldnt make Tropic Thunder today and that movie was fucking hilarious. As a black guy I loved RDJ as the black guy hahaha
    1
  1201. HAHAHA this is terrible and hilarious
    1
  1202. If youre looking at porn at work, you have a problem lol
    1
  1203. This dude really said he thinks about how much another guy jerks off....weird
    1
  1204. FAAACCCTTTTTSSSSSSS!!! Daddy Bush was involved! POTUS chose to keep that secret
    1
  1205. HAHAHAHA
    1
  1206. So they want a strict wind and solar power source. So I guess they arent have HAARP working overtime to have hurricanes coming across every state to keep things running smoothly
    1
  1207. Cats are the best! I dont mind dogs but I'm a cat person
    1
  1208. So Logan took his food? 🤔🤔
    1
  1209. Joe "he's going down" Rogan, yeah okay dumb dumb. Trump is the GREATEST
    1
  1210. I almost started crying when he said hollowed out tree HAHAHA
    1
  1211. Joe "he would look at you like an alien" Rogan
    1
  1212. I'm saving him.....to get hurt
    1
  1213. Doubtful...when the Clintons want you dead, you'll be outta here
    1
  1214. boojoe1989 The 918 is gorgeous though! WHEW
    1
  1215. Maaaaannnn, im tearing up listening to this. We all have misconceptions and prejudices but we're all alike when we get to know each other
    1
  1216. Joe “it’s him!” Rogan
    1
  1217. These little fuckers whining about 20 are crazy, once you hit 30 you start to see life differently. BUT getting old is the trick, anyone can die young
    1
  1218. DAMNIT!
    1
  1219. Joe "aaaaahhhhhhhh" Rogan
    1
  1220. Keita Mills Fucking sad
    1
  1221. Dont make me pull this plane over lol
    1
  1222. Dont tell that to his haters. They will tell you every single word out of his mouth is a lie...
    1
  1223. But you can't explain that to the dummies and he actually said Jeb was the better pick. Hahaha ignore his political opinion
    1
  1224. I’m glad I don’t know anyone
    1
  1225. Its definitely Ric Flair...it happens at soccer games alot. Happened the last Galaxy game I was at
    1
  1226. Pretty weird lots of high profile people are catching it
    1
  1227. I'll never forget it
    1
  1228. Joe "he walks up to the kid" Rogan
    1
  1229. Did he say shit rocks? HAHAHAHA
    1
  1230.  @epion33  It was on the other day! I love Emmy Rossum
    1
  1231. 100 million can get anyone killed, even Epstein
    1
  1232. I’m sure if it came from here we’d be blamed too! I guess truth isn’t valued these days
    1
  1233. I’m so glad he sees the game with the numbers
    1
  1234. Dont do that. Do what? Give me hope #3000
    1
  1235. As always...
    1
  1236. The easiest re-election in history
    1
  1237. Hell yeah its real. I barely have 3400 followers and ONLY my followers can see my posts. Its silly
    1
  1238. Took a while for the them to ban them in AZ and CA
    1
  1239. 100! #80sbaby
    1
  1240. Recipes hahahaha
    1
  1241. Singular or plural?
    1
  1242. People are buying toilet paper like it’s the actual cure
    1
  1243. INDEED!
    1
  1244. FBI informant...investigating the Clintons. No bullshit
    1
  1245. FAST AS FUCK!
    1
  1246. I'm not sure if vaccines themselves are causing autism or other reactions but I know it wasnt so prevalent when I was a kid. I'm 34 now, either they combine the vaccines into one shot opposed to having to get multiple shots or the vaccines are giving too close together. Something hasnt changed since the 80s
    1
  1247. Sounds like a great guy lol
    1
  1248. HAHAHA I love this
    1
  1249. I don’t take anyone serious who says conspiracy theory 😑😑😑
    1
  1250. I know I should feel bad for Andy but I dont. ANTIFA knows exactly who he is. Why the hell are you out there when you know how they operate? Stop playing around those wasps
    1
  1251. 100 percent fact! Trump is an anomaly that is postponing the "end"
    1
  1252. He loves the black honey
    1
  1253. Joe is absolutely right...if you’re vaping you are more likely to get it
    1
  1254. I respect him because he likes to bang Denny's waitresses!!!
    1
  1255. FACTS!!!! And they hate to hear the truth
    1
  1256. Joe "it's very strange" Rogan
    1
  1257. This guy is 1000% right. I tend to take a drive sunday morning so I can meditate on the previous week while preparing for the coming week. I live a stress-free life, I will X out family if they are about drama. Ask my sister
    1
  1258. She's a cutie
    1
  1259. You're right on all points but I dont feel bad for Andy. They know exactly who he is and yet he keeps going on there around the crazies. Plenty of footage about them already, dont put your health at risk
    1
  1260. Some people wont allow the guests to speak
    1
  1261. Nah he's outta here. Clintons paid 100 million to get him gone
    1
  1262. When I wasn’t dying! 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1263. Divided states because people dont wanna accept that old bitch lost. Let it go so we can ALL move forward....TOGETHER
    1
  1264. GF or actual GF??
    1
  1265. Highly possible!
    1
  1266. FACTSSSSSS! Whether Trump wants to go to war or not is irrelevant! He hasnt started any NEW wars
    1
  1267. I could never get into that show. Did everyone watch that show because of the wild sex scenes?
    1
  1268. I rehearsed killing a gang? 🤣🤣
    1
  1269. Most people dont remember, from the movie In Time with Justin Timberlake. That car was also in that movie
    1
  1270. Alex is lying, he's been a maniac
    1
  1271. Jim would definitely lose his shit about Trump
    1
  1272. I cant believe people actually believe Russia needed to help him win. What about her being a terrible candidate?
    1
  1273. How do you even lose a rigged election? LOL now the FBI, CIA and DOJ gotta be cleaned out
    1
  1274. LOL facts!
    1
  1275. Is this dude serious? He's talking about exposing corruption...we need someone to run for president to do that? What the hell does he think our current president is doing? The fucking election was rigged against him, that is CORRUPTION
    1
  1276. I dont care how rich and powerful I get...i'd never let a bitch demean me lol
    1
  1277. He isnt wrong about Islamists being an IDEA. We may never been able to extinguish it. We need to get out of the middle east period. Bring the troops back, we got shit here thats gonna erupt at any moment
    1
  1278. Joe "theyre like water people" Rogan
    1
  1279. FACTS!
    1
  1280. Get ready to burn down Milwaukee because they're gonna cheat him again
    1
  1281.  @pauldecristoforo  not you specifically but that's the word on the street. If he's cheated again, it's gonna be chaotic
    1
  1282. Joe "if Nabisco sold coke" Rogan
    1
  1283. Because that shit is real. Trump is about to expose all that shit. Lots of people going to gitmo
    1
  1284. LOL @ double plural
    1
  1285. Farts??? Thats a turn-on???
    1
  1286. The lockdown has to do with the election and mail in voting...you’ll see
    1
  1287. Kaddywompous the constant extension of the lockdown is about the election. They wanna scare people into going to polling stations
    1
  1288. Kaddywompous okay...
    1
  1289. Seriously??? She was uncomfortable saying she weighs 95 pounds? REALLY???
    1
  1290. Nymphos come with other mental issues folks, be careful what you wish for
    1
  1291. Jason deLaloire He's triggered
    1
  1292. NorthSea0il I thought that green one was a RUF
    1
  1293. He's paranoid
    1
  1294. Neither cause he isn't gonna get the nomination, he will be cheated again
    1
  1295. FACTS, I'm keeping my gat, I aint handing in shit
    1
  1296. Relax idiot, those who own aint handing in shit either. FACT
    1
  1297. HAHAHA very clever
    1
  1298. HAHAHAHA
    1
  1299. Joe "theyre like water people" Rogan
    1
  1300. Joe "The Russians" Rogan
    1
  1301. YEAH YUP
    1
  1302. It is spot-on!
    1
  1303. Joe "a jungle person" Rogan
    1
  1304. He's absolutely right about a few men getting all the action and some not getting any. I was best friends with this guy for 10-15 years and we lived together for half that. I had tons of girls, beautiful girls. He had girls but not attractive ones. I'd always catch him looking at my chicks. We fell out over rent money, then come to find out he tries to hookup with my ex-fiance! How shady is that?
    1
  1305. Did he say banging doors or banging whores?
    1
  1306. A part of me wants to believe all those tests are on the up and up but it seems like plenty of people are getting false positives
    1
  1307. 17:30 No one has a problem here...except Bert lol
    1
  1308. Joe "whats level 8" Rogan
    1
  1309. We're all missing the old days
    1
  1310. Joe "I follow a couple naughty girls" Rogan
    1
  1311. 100 million got him outta here folks...money went from France to NY, to South America, to China....not hyperbole
    1
  1312. HAHAHA of course
    1
  1313. Too much racing?
    1
  1314.  @monikhushalpuri  Every bolt-on available and I had to get it tuned. That really unleashed all the power #kpro
    1
  1315.  @monikhushalpuri  I've done everything except throw in cams. I could afford it but its my daily driver. The difference between 320 vs 360 hp isnt gonna make that much difference at least to me
    1
  1316.  @SwapBlogRU  The tune unleashes a new world. I lowered the VTEC, advanced the timing, added extra fuel and still managed not to ruin my gas mileage
    1
  1317. I guess I should have a looksee LOL
    1
  1318. Pulled out his hog lol
    1
  1319. Can you believe this shit? She's saying he assaulted her now!!! What in the FUCK???
    1
  1320. Clintons paid out 100 million for WHOEVER did it. Broken bones in the neck huh? Yep sounds like a hanging
    1
  1321. HAHAHA
    1
  1322. FACTS
    1
  1323. YEP! Do it
    1
  1324. Obama is HALF black Joe
    1
  1325. Do animals get high? Hahaha
    1
  1326. Joe "whhhheeeeewwwwww' Rogan
    1
  1327. He had 2 weapons though and that shit was ssssiiiiiiiccccckkkkk
    1
  1328. FAAAAAXXXXXXXXX
    1
  1329. Nah no war coming with Iran...I dont even think the govt of Iran liked that guy
    1
  1330. Anyone who couldn't tell Jerrod was gay after seeing him in transformers, has poor GAYdar
    1
  1331. Joe "Whats KAG" Rogan
    1
  1332. Conan or Ko-nan?
    1
  1333. HALF BLACK GUY, HALF BLACK! Stop it, he does not have 2 black parents
    1
  1334. LOL he tried, he certainly tried
    1
  1335. Filet mig!
    1
  1336. What about Swedish bitches???
    1
  1337. I love Ye and I will never own any Yeezys lol
    1
  1338. Ding ding ding ding ding!
    1
  1339. My first child is due this year and I’m 35...I agree it’s much better to have kids at a more mature age
    1
  1340. Also he looks bad! 🤣🤣
    1
  1341. 🤣🤣
    1
  1342. Joe "we're about to get down" Rogan
    1
  1343. LOL great question
    1
  1344. If it gets my meat the way it gets your meat....yeah that wasnt a odd exchange!
    1
  1345. I barely notice slap 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1346. She has the cutest laugh
    1
  1347. He's God anointed...I dont care what anyone says. He beat all candidates on both sides and the media was out to get him. He's gonna go down as the G.O.A.T
    1
  1348. Oh sure it's his fault the country is divided. Maybe you crybaby bitches need to stop being so offended by the truth. You only believe he's evil because that's what the TV told you
    1
  1349. You're fucking 36 bro! Its almost over HAHAHAHA little bastards
    1
  1350. Who the hell is they? ----Interstellar
    1
  1351. Soylent green are people!!!!
    1
  1352. Yooooooo I caught that and said WTF!
    1
  1353. Everybody knew he was peeing on people
    1
  1354. 😁😁😁😁
    1
  1355. S4arty it’s called trespassing
    1
  1356. Why do they always have to use ridiculous examples?
    1
  1357. I stop listening to anyone who says conspiracy theories because thats fucking ignorant. Is the JFK shooting a conspiracy? Then why the fuck are the files still classified??
    1
  1358. Joe doesnt care about the truth though...
    1
  1359. After seeing what he's wearing, I under why he's worried about being dragged into the forest
    1
  1360. This dude is so far ahead of the curve. I like him
    1
  1361. FACTS! LOL logically speaking you are absolutely correct
    1
  1362. I would have shoved that broad...period!
    1
  1363. So they were playing simon says???
    1
  1364.  @jamesgibson4275  I was fine either way it was pulled off, just didn't want him to die. Cap was the better candidate because everyone he knew was from decades ago. Tony had a wife and a daughter. Didn't seem fair
    1
  1365. Joe "bring back guts" Rogan
    1
  1366. Outstanding impression
    1
  1367. He's a chameleon
    1
  1368. LOL Theo is so fucking funny hahaha
    1
  1369. LOL brilliant! Thank you!
    1
  1370. If people are really concerned about how bad these public hangings can be...you might get to see some very soon if these idiots get convicted of treason during this coup attempt of our President
    1
  1371.  @jondana8380  Relax yourself
    1
  1372. He learned to fight at Catholic school hahaha
    1
  1373. Eloquently said...
    1
  1374. He won’t even be the actual nominee
    1
  1375. Joe "some skinny ass bitch ass tires" Rogan
    1
  1376. Its so bad! Not even good bad hahaha
    1
  1377. Obama is HALF BLACK! Get it right
    1
  1378. LOL yeah that shit was crazy
    1
  1379. I was never a skater and I can agree
    1
  1380. Who's body?
    1
  1381. And DMT!
    1
  1382. Hey man, thats our down time. I live by myself so I dont have to answer to the misses about how often I play. I live on Xbox but I dont play games on my phone. Thats too much gaming
    1
  1383. The quantum talk really isnt my thing but this guy is very easy to listen to
    1
  1384. Baseball is boring but so is soccer. Soccer is much shorter though!
    1
  1385. I'll stick to swimming pools and jacuzzi...I'll just watch the animals in the ocean lol
    1
  1386. I've seen it! Charlie Wilson's War, pretty good movie!
    1
  1387.  @daanishaltaf2906  YEEEAAAHHHHHH
    1
  1388.  @daanishaltaf2906  girl scout cookie episode is still the best
    1
  1389. These people just cant accept that fact, the country did NOT want Hillary. So the system is incorrect because she didnt win. What a fucking joke
    1
  1390.  Thad Stevens  Okay you little shit since you wanna call names. NO presidency has EVER been won by the popular vote. So stop fucking crying like a child. Its over! He'll be re-elected in 2020.
    1
  1391. Joe needs to stop with the up talking lol
    1
  1392. Wendy's fries are number 1
    1
  1393. Is he sure he's not talking about 23 and me???
    1
  1394. Why did you do that??? She just invited me to stay with her LOLOL
    1
  1395. Joe "you dirty fucking bitch" Rogan
    1
  1396. He just professed his attraction to Joe
    1
  1397. Joe "they can't lie" Rogan
    1
  1398.  @nR00R  this man knows his stuff! Nowadays it's the 340i
    1
  1399. Project blue beam
    1
  1400. I’ve been saying it for weeks. If you’re that afraid, stay your ass home. I’m ready to get back to life
    1
  1401. Its something in my eye, i'm not crying either lol
    1
  1402. 100% right and no matter how many new jobs are available here in the states...people will still be lazy
    1
  1403. Joe "but he's trying to fuck you up" Rogan
    1
  1404. And me!
    1
  1405. Joe "those are the best stories" Rogan
    1
  1406. LOL I thought I was the only one that caught that
    1
  1407.  @eriktruchinskas3747  Stage 2, it lasted 6 or 7 years before I had to replace it. Made the mistake of putting the stock clutch back for the time being, it blew out in a few weeks. Too much power for stock
    1
  1408.  @kasper5688  Man I dont know if I can ever give up my K. This is my 2nd one, first one blew out around 230 thousand miles
    1
  1409.  @A.spec-alan  I probably should have gone that way. I can still upgrade my cam set up but I dont feel like I need any extra power lol. I dont wanna hurt myself
    1
  1410. I think the correct comparison to balls out would be TITS out
    1
  1411. FACTS!!!!!
    1
  1412. So this guy is a detective? What does he know about solving crimes? #idiot
    1
  1413. Just wait til FISA drops...chess will be over at that point. Deep state will perish and probably the Dem party
    1
  1414. Thats a old rumor that old folks home is a constant orgy. Old men in there banging EVERYTHING!
    1
  1415. What's wrong with a little gag and drool lol and some tears
    1
  1416. A nut allergy? Seriously??? GTFOH
    1
  1417. I didn't kill myself, change my mind hahaha
    1
  1418. Get a group of people together with booze, a fight may break out...get a bunch of people together with weed, probably lots of laughter
    1
  1419. Beautiful ones is the BEST Prince song to vibe to!
    1
  1420. Joe "confirmed asshole" Rogan
    1
  1421. 😁😁😁😁
    1
  1422. Joe "ive denied it a bunch of times" Rogan
    1
  1423. Wanna try DMT?
    1
  1424. Joe "they turn young and start fucking" Rogan
    1
  1425. I also caught that 😁😁😁
    1
  1426. @Broly 456 Nope never said they were gay, I said I don't want anyone looking at ME
    1
  1427. Temporary happiness
    1
  1428. Joe "you are not the father" Rogan
    1
  1429. HAHAHAHA
    1
  1430. Keanu or Neo?
    1
  1431. I’m too ticklish to be massaged anywhere other than my crotch!
    1
  1432. Tyler Tilla Can't find a black girl like her where I live. Such a shame
    1
  1433. TELL IT!
    1
  1434. If you eat 50 you’ll die 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1435. Goldeneye is probably still the pinnacle of a multiplayer shootet
    1
  1436. I'm not even a SEAL and I count the rounds too! I'm like okay you gotta reload at some point lol and that scene in Sicario at the border is fucking EPIC!!!
    1
  1437. Joe is always crying, its genuine and I appreciate that. Men dont have to be tough all the damned time
    1
  1438. Trump is the GOAT. Joe is a secret hater
    1
  1439. HAHAHAHA damn
    1
  1440. If its CBD, sure it is
    1
  1441. Jamie said pump and dump lol
    1
  1442. Aye dog, your hair's up! HAHAHA
    1
  1443. The hating bastard got the hollywood part right
    1
  1444. I thought they already did...
    1
  1445. Yooooooooo
    1
  1446. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1447. ESPECIALLY, with social media
    1
  1448. Russell "thats for Mrs Rogan" Brand
    1
  1449. Why is it so hard for people to say SPOOT-NIC
    1
  1450. Global warming freaks are just religious fanatics like any other religions. There is NO global warming, its just a money scheme
    1
  1451. OOOOOHHHHHHH
    1
  1452. I'm trying to power through his episode but I'm getting sick of him saying caribou!
    1
  1453. I think its beyond silly to think we are the only life in the galaxy. The universe is too vast for it to ONLY be us
    1
  1454. Joe “there’s not gonna be a cure you fucking dummy” Rogan
    1
  1455. His reaction: it worked for me hahahaha
    1
  1456. Crazy ass was making up stories to motivate himself 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1457. Since we're on the topic of video games, Forza is the king of racers. Motorsports are cool but Horizons is the place to be
    1
  1458. To lie, they all met up to hide the truth about Hillary's health. That old hoe got too many ailments to name. Just like POTUS said, she aint got the stamina
    1
  1459. Joe "well it doesnt make you psychotic" Rogan
    1
  1460. World breaker Hulk
    1
  1461. Crazy crazy eyes
    1
  1462. He said shit rocks! HAHAHAHA
    1
  1463. Fuck em hard!
    1
  1464. Unattractive MFs will definitely rape someone, unattractive FAT men it's fairly obvious no one wants to fuck him
    1
  1465. Jeffrey: I didnt kill myself...change my mind lol
    1
  1466. Asshole with a kite and a key lol
    1
  1467. Not even Bill
    1
  1468. I love GGG's broken english
    1
  1469. I dont have power steering now...and I prefer it that way. I feel weird driving cars with it cause i'm so used to not having it. Its only hard if you have to parallel park, if the car is moving its not even noticeable. 320hp K20A2 Honda
    1
  1470. SMART! I'm the same
    1
  1471. Just like they never report any GOOD things POTUS has done. Thats why so many people keep asking me what he has done thats so good. If they dont hear it on the news, it doesnt exist
    1
  1472. 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1473. I think that Epstein death has made EVERYONE a conspiracy theorist now lol, its all gonna turn out just fine
    1
  1474. Sex is always on my mind but I dont care to have it everyday. Every other day is sufficient or every 3 days. Porn is cool but its nothing compared to the real thing.
    1
  1475. Yep and FLOTUS looks better now than she did in that pic
    1
  1476. His ass will be hung on mailing that fake letter...
    1
  1477. Joey "yummy titties" Diaz YEEEESSS!!!!
    1
  1478. Joe "not a good fighting surface" Rogan
    1
  1479. LOL I see what you did there
    1
  1480. #petrol
    1
  1481. Very good
    1
  1482. Thats what HRC wanted to do. Thank God for POTUS
    1
  1483. HE. IS. ON. SOMETHING
    1
  1484.  @trippybruh1592  LOL brilliant
    1
  1485.  @ebonybootylove  Absolutely not! It wasn't stock when I first dropped it in but its been since 2009 that I had it. I have everything except aftermarket cams or being boosted.
    1
  1486. Worse-er. I'm sick of us blacks using that word. Its WORSE!
    1
  1487.  Don King  Why cause people should speak PROPER english ? I rather be a fuck nigga than a dumb nigga
    1
  1488. Do they even have a comment section over there?
    1
  1489. Okay lets say he is right about us blacks starting off with a defeatist mindset. When you find out that the white man is NOT out to get you, at what point do you change your thinking and be productive in life? #freethinker
    1
  1490. Still got my Blackberry
    1
  1491. LOL I watch him for a couple weeks, then take a couple weeks off. That way i'm not constantly checking for new uploads
    1
  1492. HAHAHAHA put some respeck! On my name
    1
  1493. LOL this is hilarious! The girls are scared of the other girls HAHAHAHA
    1
  1494. Very very arrogant and rudimentary to think we're the only beings in the universe...100%
    1
  1495. All these bitches who are mad, saw themselves as Hillary. So they took the lost personal
    1
  1496. You dont go out cause you'd get harpooned hahaha
    1
  1497. DRRRUUUUUGGGSSS!!!!
    1
  1498. Joe "we smoked weed" Rogan
    1
  1499. You wanna go out AND you wanna go bowling HAHAHA
    1
  1500. Joe "fusing his dicks" Rogan
    1
  1501. Clintons paid 100 million for that work
    1
  1502. Joe "how many people gotta be in the room" Rogan
    1
  1503. He said home ya know!
    1
  1504. Chris Weber I love Joes laugh
    1
  1505. 13 and good? Nah i'm okay
    1
  1506. Wormholes bro hahaha
    1
  1507. Kamaru "wanna hug it out" Usman
    1
  1508. Its probably gonna have to come to that but Andy shouldnt be out there playing around with those dudes. They know exactly who he is. Of course they'll attack him
    1
  1509. Trump is very legit and thats why the media hates him. He is no politician nor a republican.
    1
  1510. Cant explain the simple things to the dummies
    1
  1511. Training dolphins 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1512. He made so much sense about walking next to people wearing Nazi garb when your ancestors fought AGAINST actualy Nazis! WHEW! POWERFUL!!! And he sounds like Barry White
    1
  1513. Everything should be done in moderation, except SEX. Already addicted to that LOL there is NO going back for me
    1
  1514. She's acting like Scarlett from Don Jon
    1
  1515. 😁😁😁✌️
    1
  1516. HE SHOULD HAVE!
    1
  1517. Democrat thinking is toxic. Its OKAY to think outside the box
    1
  1518. Damn he knows how to tell a story!
    1
  1519. FACTS!!!
    1
  1520. Just like fake news is the N word lol
    1
  1521. I aint getting no broads pregnant, I shoot em for the facial hahaha
    1
  1522. OMG it’s a tree 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1523. I dont believe you Timmy
    1
  1524. Its very real. Those of us who grew up in the hood and made it out. We had farsight, see yourself OUT of that environment
    1
  1525. I concur
    1
  1526. Or a young Sigourney Weaver in black face!
    1
  1527. Hey man! Jaws was a CIA movie LOL
    1
  1528. “I’ll fuck her up” 🤣🤣
    1
  1529. No doubt, Trump 2020
    1
  1530. Lots of run-on sentences but I like listening to her
    1
  1531. Over and over and over again----A
    1
  1532. Did he say fishing wire? 🤣🤣
    1
  1533. Yeah I dont know what the fuck he's doing. People really believe he drinks that much soda. Even if he did its his business because he doesnt drink alcohol.
    1
  1534. I thought Hitler and his peeps lit the Reichstag?
    1
  1535. And the black coochie
    1
  1536.  Thad Stevens  Just stop, you need help. It's been two years, no one has ever become president by winning the popular vote. Let it go
    1
  1537.  Thad Stevens  I dont argue, I make statements. Now stop bothering me, go away
    1
  1538. Lol 10 a week isn't so bad when you break it down that way and I'm under 35
    1
  1539. And i'd definitely follow her, anywhere lol
    1
  1540. I hate Schumer for that exact thing he said. He's threatening someone like he's a fucking tough guy. Fucking asshole. Let Trump #MAGA
    1
  1541. This fucking dummy said its terrifying he wont be impeached? What is wrong with these people????
    1
  1542. Joe is just talking about TARS and CASE. #interstellar
    1
  1543. Triggering all the haters daily...makes me love the guy
    1
  1544. The entire world is against him and he keeps getting shit done
    1
  1545. Gangsta
    1
  1546. The stairs scene was probably the best...on his way to the show
    1
  1547. Crazy times
    1
  1548. F-forever hahahaha I love it
    1
  1549. The kid has gout! HAHAHA
    1
  1550. The guest is talking in run-on sentence language
    1
  1551. LOL Eddie is a fucking instigator!
    1
  1552. About to listen to it right after this
    1
  1553. It was brilliant!
    1
  1554. ICP'sbiggestfan5123 Fucking right. Trump is far from a dummy
    1
  1555. Joe wanted some of that coke
    1
  1556. Slim Charles PREACH!!
    1
  1557.  @faded_mbs593  I have terrible sinus issues that a 4000 surgery didnt fix. So smoking weed is the next best thing and its way cheaper
    1
  1558. Andre Machado I’m still smoking but I’m doing a similar surgery in the next month. There is a chance I had a shit doctor the first time
    1
  1559. So they never noticed the odd F in Ford and not the arrow in FedEx? LOL maybe i'm good at catching the small details. What about Alfa that has a man being eaten by a dragon???
    1
  1560. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1561. Joe "you made 2 yourself" Rogan
    1
  1562. Those UFOs have been flying at Mach 20 for 50 or 60 years
    1
  1563. Any message can be translated wrongly, maybe even purposely misleading people
    1
  1564. I didnt think about as much until I hit 31. I dont think I ever wanna die and I dont wanna be without the current mobility I have. I love my life and I try to enjoy it as much as possible. Do what you love people, do what makes you happy
    1
  1565. Joe is so naive...in Orange County California they flipped an entire red area to blue with mail in voting! It happened this year!!
    1
  1566. It only took him 15 years! BASTARD
    1
  1567. Joe just said the president isn't good looking lol, joe is suspect
    1
  1568. Joe "I am alien life" Rogan
    1
  1569. MODERATION!
    1
  1570. Joe "coyotes communicate like raptors" Rogan
    1
  1571. Damn he roasted that dude riding in the car with him....THAT RIGHT THERE FOLKS IS EXACTLY HOW YOU ARGUE PROPERLY!!!
    1
  1572. Its all about the tits!
    1
  1573. So is anyone gonna point out the fact that this isn't a new policy? It's been on the books since '97. Thanks Bill Clinton
    1
  1574. LOL I wouldn't let a guy touch me even once. That's fucking weird!
    1
  1575. He can be extremely naive sometimes. He talks about capitalism but not that its a big money pit for elites. Has nothing to do with climate changing for the worse
    1
  1576. Out of those 3 hotties. It would be between Nicole and Charlize. I dont know why I like Nicole but I do
    1
  1577. LOL terrible.
    1
  1578. Who here can tell me what fake sleep is???
    1
  1579. FACCCCTTTTTTSSS! Do you think they give him some private attention because of it???
    1
  1580. Forrest "I dont wanna believe jungle medicine" Galante
    1
  1581. Who's the guy on the tshirt? Okay its time! Joe's laugh is the best!!!!
    1
  1582. That stepmother porn is the SHIT!!!!! In my top 3
    1
  1583. Sounds about right
    1
  1584. Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1585. Why the FUCK do you swear so much?
    1
  1586. Trump is cool! What the fuck is this dude talking about? #clown
    1
  1587. Prometheus is fucking great. I did not like Covenant though
    1
  1588. Technically the sun is the closest star to earth
    1
  1589. YES 😁😁😁
    1
  1590. bobby digital That woman looks so familiar
    1
  1591. Europe isnt the way to go, look at Germany and Italy these days. I'll take the US model over that
    1
  1592. Joe "sharks would be horrible neighbors" Rogan
    1
  1593. He's that Marvel life
    1
  1594. IntoTheFray your opinion
    1
  1595. HAHAHA brilliant
    1
  1596. Did he say he had a xxxtenacion tat??
    1
  1597. Not huge, YUGGGGEEE
    1
  1598. Sad isn’t it?
    1
  1599. Yeah yeah yeah.....yeah.....yeah....NO
    1
  1600. Joe with that old smoker laugh! Gets me everytime 🤣🤣
    1
  1601. HAHAHA
    1
  1602. A real turtle or a ninja turtle hahaha
    1
  1603. Joe's laugh is the best and then this guy shows up
    1
  1604. I can and cant believe Joe believes Trump needed Russia's help
    1
  1605. So they're like hyenas
    1
  1606. But I thought hitler didn’t die in the bunker...he went to Argentina? 🤔🤔🤔
    1
  1607. LOL eating a what????
    1
  1608. I'm not black, i'm OJ. Okay....
    1
  1609. I don't knock anyone who drinks beer but it's too bitter for me ANNNNNDDD the beer drinkers I do know, have nice big bellies. Something I don't care to possess #vodka #tequila
    1
  1610. Where he was choking bitches LOL I spit out my soda
    1
  1611. I like him but being in everything isnt always a good thing. People can get fatigue from it, thats what I felt about Kevin Hart a while back.
    1
  1612. Tom Green Had to break up with my ex because she was way too negative, even though the sex was good
    1
  1613. FACTS but now theyre coming after the 1st amendment too. Since they hate anything Trump says even though its he hard truth, he should not be allowed to say it. Get out your feelings
    1
  1614. As a person of color, I can agree with this. I dont like the double standard
    1
  1615. I like this chick, I LOVE intelligent women. They are the nastiest in bed LOL
    1
  1616.  @donaldtrump9626  Did he? Or did Blade?
    1
  1617. Trump has been on point so far. I'll trust his judgment
    1
  1618. I love it
    1
  1619. It wasnt assault and it was kinky. I'd call it weird what he did. If you havent been sexual with a woman or at least made out with her, dont pull your dick out and jerk it. Real life isnt bang bros lol
    1
  1620. LOL this is brilliant
    1
  1621. LynnJrMusic 100 I never went looking for those fuckers HAHAHA
    1
  1622. We racing or you’re blowing smoke?
    1
  1623. ....in the meat packing district! Of course lol
    1
  1624. Ohhhhhhh fail! LOL
    1
  1625. It’s easy for these two to sit here and talk about what Trump should do...but he deals with these fucks on and off camera. I think he knows who’s a dick and who isn’t 🇺🇸🇺🇸
    1
  1626. Yes solid 8 but disturbing
    1
  1627. WTF! Prometheus was excellent!!!! Alien: Covenant was wack!
    1
  1628. I'm more upset about him saying he was the gay Pac. NIGGA PLEASE!!!!
    1
  1629. He flops alot!
    1
  1630. LOL I've had women get mad at me when I didnt try to bang them BUT to avoid the awkward moments i'll let them be the aggressor
    1
  1631. Minority Report
    1
  1632. Man when i'm at home, I dont even wear clothes to keep it a buck. And the lady friends who come to visit me already know what it is. Come in and get naked! No clothes allowed up in here! HAHAHA
    1
  1633. Shit she could have walked across me SOBER. I would have wore that coochie out lol
    1
  1634. Miss Hurley can STILL get all of this dick lol. Loved her in Austin Powers
    1
  1635. Not gay, I liked it too. If you can get past the gay stuff, its a decent story
    1
  1636. The Martian movie was trash! No aliens!!
    1
  1637. 😁😁😁😁
    1
  1638. Absolutely right!
    1
  1639. Trump is a fat piece of shit? Oh yeah? So you can do better?
    1
  1640. Joe "the answer is Jesus' Rogan
    1
  1641. 😁😁😁
    1
  1642. I wish she'd look at me like that lol, mating time!
    1
  1643. He's edgy is this one for sure. Maybe he was on coke or needed to be laid
    1
  1644. When I first heard him say Woo, I thought Wu as in Wu Tang lol
    1
  1645. LOL there is zero problems with having more female friends than guy friends. Thats the position i'm in BUT the lady friends I do have, understand I need that booty lol. It is what it is.
    1
  1646. He trusts the UN, thats his biggest problem
    1
  1647. "But my feelings are more important than the truth!"
    1
  1648. Joe "alot of these hoes are going for it" Rogan
    1
  1649. Is he talking about racquetball??
    1
  1650. Bill the Cat One hunnnnddddrrrreeeedddd percent
    1
  1651. LOL I dont even know who this guy is
    1
  1652. LOL he thought he was going into WWE??? I dont wanna get hit with a chair! HAHAHAHA
    1
  1653. Anyone who has been into the UFO shit for even a little while, knows Project Blue Beam or Project Blue Book. Fake alien invasion or fake rapture.
    1
  1654. He's absolutely right! We need to spend money at home...America First damnit!
    1
  1655. Gina is DAMN gorgeous
    1
  1656. Lawrence sir, Trump won the popular vote. So your system still would not work. She cheated and still lost. Not to mention all the illegal voting in my state of California. Let it go man
    1
  1657. If you're a leader like a wizard or dragon HAHAHA
    1
  1658. I love it!
    1
  1659. jason vorhees I did NOT hear they switch during a conversation! HAHAHAHA WTF
    1
  1660. She is a cutie
    1
  1661. WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!
    1
  1662.  Wolf Among Sheep  it's not, I drive one daily
    1
  1663. That's because we're intelligent and have good taste
    1
  1664. Including water!
    1
  1665. He brought up Interstellar, thats a GREAT fucking scifi movie
    1
  1666. The best part for me, it allows me to actually sleep long enough to produce a nightmare lol
    1
  1667. Eject button on life? DAMN
    1
  1668. I use my right hand lol the only time the left is used is when the right is tired hahaha
    1
  1669. Facts! Harvard and Brighton professor
    1
  1670. The Kamakura Gardener Oh it's awful! Wanna see it? Lol
    1
  1671. That's definitely not heroic
    1
  1672. Hell I get shadowbanned and i'm a nobody. I have less than 4K followers
    1
  1673. LOL lets not get into how black women react to a one drop rule person marrying a non-black man. But black men shouldnt date outside the race
    1
  1674. LOL I was thinking the same exact thing hahaha
    1
  1675. Its tough bro
    1
  1676.  @stevedonahue7956  KAG fuckers
    1
  1677. 320 hp K20 flies in a civic. I could still boost it but I think at that point I wouldnt wanna daily drive it
    1
  1678. YEP! Rugby or Australian rules football....
    1
  1679. Of course its possible! They did it in Fast 6, hacked the BMWs and locked up the brakes!
    1
  1680. In my current universe, Iron Man DIDNT die in Endgame but Captain America did! Long live Tony! #3000
    1
  1681. I thought all history is a lie?
    1
  1682. I can definitely see that
    1
  1683. FACTS!!!
    1
  1684. Daddy Bush was in Dallas when JFK was shot dummy
    1
  1685. Underrated!
    1
  1686. Joe talking about Costa Rica and crocodiles but didnt say shit about JURASSIC PARK!
    1
  1687. 😁😁✌️
    1
  1688. 😁😁😁😁
    1
  1689. She certainly sounds like one
    1
  1690. He’s fine now 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1691. DrSlipperyFist or Biden won’t even be the nominee and Hillary is gonna jump in late 🤔🤔
    1
  1692. Ultra you are right sir!
    1
  1693. Not asteroid but ASTEROIDAL
    1
  1694. LOL damn Joe!
    1
  1695. Yeeessss yeeessss 0:27 🤣🤣
    1
  1696. But you know she thinks just like millions of other women in the country. And theyre all upset that the pussy grabber beat their savior hahaha
    1
  1697. Those are my main picks when watching videos lol
    1
  1698. Events will change you 💪💪💪💪
    1
  1699. I identify as a unicorn, a tanned unicorn lol
    1
  1700. Damn! Those little shits didnt even wanna argue the opposite side? Thats childish
    1
  1701. Social jihadis was a pretty good line though
    1
  1702. Joe "and you used to be a guy" Rogan
    1
  1703. Big Marvel fan here but Aquaman was the shit!!!! Go see it! 9/10
    1
  1704. He says things with alot of conviction but i've never heard of him
    1
  1705. Chris’s laugh 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1706. Loved this discussion but damn man take a drink of water. I cant stand people who do all that fucking smacking when they speak.
    1
  1707. UFOs are real but CNN is fake lol
    1
  1708. Joe "dont you shake your head bitch" Rogan
    1
  1709. Trump isn't welcomed in the DC elite class because he's for the people!
    1
  1710. Lots of drinking!
    1
  1711. Yo son, you got me? Son!
    1
  1712. FACTS!!!
    1
  1713. I live near the one in Silverlake. Always get a weird fucking vibe when I drive by
    1
  1714. WHEW! Yeah I think I like that line too! Depends on how big the load is lol
    1
  1715. YES LORD!
    1
  1716. PREACH! Just dont get your hopes for something right away
    1
  1717. Joe "HI" Rogan lol
    1
  1718. Including Joe
    1
  1719.  Zeus  Sure it is, you suffer from it by denying it exists...
    1
  1720. LOL you are terrible!
    1
  1721. I got into feet once I passed 25, now heels are my thing. Babe, you gotta put these on, even wear them to bed lol
    1
  1722. Finally someone who gets it, or admits to getting it
    1
  1723. He's leaving???
    1
  1724. No sense of taste or smell? Sounds like my life since I was a kid. Look up nasal polyps. I got surgery, then they came back
    1
  1725. I think Joe has the most fun when he has JOEY on
    1
  1726. Love comedians who can do a serious role. Adam Sandler did once
    1
  1727. How crazy does he seem now? Not so much
    1
  1728. Crrrraaaazzzzzzzyyy
    1
  1729. I'm glad that dumb bitch projected Trump. But Obama is really who we have to thank, he didnt give that bitch a pardon
    1
  1730. People just hate his delivery but he tells the truth! #MAGA
    1
  1731. Godzilla was better than Dark Phoenix!
    1
  1732. Joe wants the GT2RS. Those are actual race cars
    1
  1733. He might tell on people from the grave...
    1
  1734. AND it sends the media into a frenzy lol
    1
  1735. Kobe Berg Just was spot on though right?
    1
  1736. Trump is what happens when all these lying politicians dont do their jobs. Long live Trump
    1
  1737. Joe "who knows how to make a noose" Rogan
    1
  1738. Anyone who believes this guy's hogwash should just go ahead and vote left for eternity. Trump is CLEAN!!!! He's been under the microscope since 2015. How many of his haters know that? With all the fucking leaks in that first year, how would it not have come out by now he's gonna be charged? STOP IT
    1
  1739. Joe "whales are like water people" Rogan
    1
  1740. Did he say his kid is vegan? I hope he doesnt mean a kid thats not an adult
    1
  1741. The joke was hilarious, as a black guy my white liberal friends thought it was racist lol how silly
    1
  1742. As a black guy, I 1 million percent agree lol
    1
  1743. 100%
    1
  1744. FACTS!!!!
    1
  1745. Weeiinnnnneeerrrr
    1
  1746. You get a car! You get a car!
    1
  1747. LOL YES!
    1
  1748. Joe "he's banging these bitches out there" Rogan
    1
  1749. Depends on who's sucking you? LOL maybe her teeth got in the way
    1
  1750. 2 GAY BLACK guys...TWO! And zero outrage
    1
  1751. The girls had bats? Whhhhaaaaattt? 🤣🤣
    1
  1752. LOL pretty sure Kiev is in Ukraine
    1
  1753. I finally found someone's laugh I like more than Joe's!
    1
  1754.  @johnmastre3981  I still cant even watch that movie. I think crying twice over Tony's departure is enough
    1
  1755. The country needs more of that AND laughter. Since Trump won, people have lost their sense of humor
    1
  1756. The Hustler with Mark Wahlberg is a decent movie too
    1
  1757. HAHAHA shut up!
    1
  1758. Or is it conspiracy fact?? It’s a fact those wuhan lab workers were selling animals they experimented on as FOOD
    1
  1759. FACTS
    1
  1760. MILF porn!!!! Or sexy teachers with the students. YES YES YES
    1
  1761.  JTagStudios  Stepmom in the tub, stepson standing there watching...come over here naughty boy. YES MA'AM
    1
  1762. 1 o or 2?
    1
  1763. Brian l but it’s not, different doses and ingredients. M4 vs M4 GTS
    1
  1764. Brian l okay
    1
  1765. It’s in a lounge chair 🤣🤣
    1
  1766. Joe "he cured her" Rogan
    1
  1767. She passed out, thought she was dead, got up and walked in the house! Hahaha out of body experience
    1
  1768. Hitler died in Argentina. The real question is why did they want us all to believe he killed himself in a bunker??
    1
  1769. Or Trump is using this to get rid of them
    1
  1770.  @celestelyrae  Doubtful
    1
  1771. LOL its so funny to listen to
    1
  1772. 😁😁😁✌️
    1
  1773. Jay-Z and Ye hasnt been on good terms anyway. Ye is the more mature person in this saga. Jay was buddy buddy with Obama though and neither of them did shit for black people and thats coming FROM a black person
    1
  1774. Its very sad, technology will be the end of self-sustainability. Lots of people wont know what to do with themselves
    1
  1775. Absolutely!!!! I can listen to him all day
    1
  1776. Bare foot over sandals!
    1
  1777. LOL classic!
    1
  1778. YOOOOOOO! I keep telling people this same shit and they just dont get it. I'm not worried about shit! Just live life
    1
  1779. And her social media doesnt help her either. 10 years was nowhere near enough
    1
  1780. LOL that is the rumor
    1
  1781. PREACH!
    1
  1782. I think ALOT of people hate to look in the mirror. I believe thats a big reason people hate him
    1
  1783. Yo that MF was rocking back and forth like a base head hahaha
    1
  1784. THE COOCHIE!!!
    1
  1785.  @gonzothegreat1317  ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! She's used to being the center of attention
    1
  1786. Shouldnt have taken Tony losing his life....
    1
  1787. THANK YOU!!!! That movie was so good too! Crazy!
    1
  1788. Farts as a turn-on is so weird
    1
  1789. Winners do get to write history....
    1
  1790. Its a chess move, she'll keep trying to move if you're willing to risk it
    1
  1791. Moose is plural for multiple Moose!!!
    1
  1792. I dont wanna see this stupid fucking movie lol I did like boss baby.
    1
  1793. Ye aint crazy he just has more money than he can deal with and he supports Trump. That latter part is why people think he's crazy. I guess im crazy too #MAGA
    1
  1794. OHHHHHH!!! He's been to the one in Burbank...thats the range I go to. There's been a few suicides in that place though, a little eerie
    1
  1795. How are these 2 fucking idiots suddenly experts about Trump? Speaking from FEELINGS again, not from facts
    1
  1796. HAHAHAHA
    1
  1797. Do they?
    1
  1798. These dudes must be living under a rock...EVERYONE should know gays run music and Hollywood
    1
  1799. Do you think Shep would kiss you? Hope so! HAHAHA
    1
  1800. The first Reacher movie was good, the 2nd one ehhhhhh not so much
    1
  1801.  @ThaBeatConductor  I'd say 7 outta 10 but probably because I like Tom as an actor. Gotta respect someone who does their own stunts at his age
    1
  1802. Stupid ass bastard. As a black Trump supporter I want an apology. Arrest this fucker
    1
  1803. My porn fetish is facials for the ladies. Not the bukkake shit, I find that weird but 1-1 or 1 guy on 2 chicks. #winning
    1
  1804. Self driving feature on ANY car should scare us human drivers
    1
  1805. Project blue beam, the pope is pushing a one world religion right now!
    1
  1806. He’s the 🐐 We don’t deserve him 😁😁
    1
  1807. 2 within a calendar year
    1
  1808.  @jamescarter317  Cause it does lol, theyre not used to guys not drooling over them.
    1
  1809.  @terrancetaylor891  Ding ding ding ding ding!!!!
    1
  1810.  @onedaynoreason2572  Not true...I got 2 good girls i'm trying to decide between. One I have alot of fun with but the other one I actually love. Tough decision
    1
  1811. Love my fucking president! 💪💪💪
    1
  1812. LOL do her on the dishes!
    1
  1813. I love and hate Joe, he’s incredibly naive about Bill Gates
    1
  1814. Happiness machine!
    1
  1815. LOL hilarious
    1
  1816. That was an amazing comment HAHA
    1
  1817. I thought he already had lol
    1
  1818. Joe "purple pimp suit" Rogan
    1
  1819. I want free college education! TAKE IT EASY! Hahahahaha
    1
  1820. 1 million percent
    1
  1821. Did she say epilepy or APPY-lepsy?
    1
  1822. That is a fucking fact! I love his version
    1
  1823. I eat too much steak. I need to get back on my salmon kick
    1
  1824. I keep thinking that same thing!
    1
  1825. 42 gallons sounds amazing, I get depressed when my gas light comes on
    1
  1826. Well you wanted it tight....
    1
  1827. This is what the Russians did lol...is she serious?
    1
  1828. Seeeeee and thats what makes me think its a MURDEEEERRRRR
    1
  1829. He is and he isn't. DC hates him, he isn't apart of that elite club
    1
  1830. I swear Joe must be sponsored by DMT LOL. He ALWAYS promotes it
    1
  1831. Yep just like Trump had 1% chance of winning. He wins and they still watch that garbage but WAIT he didnt win fairly, he cheated. #idiots
    1
  1832. He's fucking baannnnnneeeedddd lol Joe is paranoid
    1
  1833. The EU aint doing so well
    1
  1834.  @MrTRIPent  Twitter mostly or when someone sends the article. I already wasnt watching CNN but then I got sick of hearing Fox too.
    1
  1835. Small knife to cut up a big game 😎😎😎😎
    1
  1836. Upgrade was a 10/10! GREAT MOVIE
    1
  1837. The pope is pushing a one world religion as of 3 weeks ago. Look it up #nobs
    1
  1838. HAHAHAHA
    1
  1839. LOL
    1
  1840. Exactly my thinking
    1
  1841. Did he say Conin or Co-nan?
    1
  1842. FACTS!!!!
    1
  1843. All the celebrities hating Trump, WANT TO BE HIM
    1
  1844. 😂😂😂
    1
  1845. 99 problems but money aint one
    1
  1846. Or ice skate while on DMT
    1
  1847. Joe playing dumb, no building has ever came down because of ONLY a fire. All those towers got brought down in controlled demolition just like a casino in Vegas
    1
  1848. Fixing a deviated septum is sooooooo worth the money. It helps alot with the taste of food too
    1
  1849. 0:55 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1850. If NYT said it, it's true? Really Joe?
    1
  1851. I dont know what that means leaning left...
    1
  1852. Joe "i dont believe you Timmy" Rogan
    1
  1853.  Jason Groze  Too busy to stalk anyone, just tell her to email me, thanks
    1
  1854. Joe with his poor choice of words..."i'm blown away"
    1
  1855.  @BrownBear636  Not that kind of run idiot but okay lol
    1
  1856.  @DonnieBrasco-dy9yd  LOL you totally missed the point
    1
  1857. Kiss kiss bang bang was a great fucking movie....at least to me
    1
  1858. They remade that movie with Keanu Reeves...pretty good actually. I love that kind of scifi shit
    1
  1859. HAHAHA clever boy
    1
  1860. SHAKE N BAKE!
    1
  1861. Not arrested but detained
    1
  1862.  @Poopmyjorts  Its not rape obviously but its a little odd. Thats why I say, if she wont do it for you. Probably shouldnt do it in front of her.
    1
  1863.  @Poopmyjorts  Okay...
    1
  1864. Super nuts like this weird bitch...Trump is god emperor
    1
  1865. 100 percent! I still have cable but I only watch tv on sundays. During the week im on the xbox or my lady lol
    1
  1866. Lion would be a better guarddog hahaha
    1
  1867. rigo62982 Soros funded the Wuhan lab too! Facts!
    1
  1868. "THEY'RE LAUGHING"
    1
  1869. Still a scam!
    1
  1870. Some places suck too hard is a super hilarious way to say it
    1
  1871. Its so hard to listen to people who constantly have to make that sound with their mouth. Drink some water!
    1
  1872. Billy has sore ankles 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1873. The more people hate him, the more I love him. CITIZEN PRESIDENT
    1
  1874. Los Angeles. Save me from the zombie liberals
    1
  1875.  @PLmzaqtgV  Was in Manhattan in November. Loved it
    1
  1876.  Pepe TheFrog  Celtic or Rangers?
    1
  1877.  @netbookeater  Munchen or Dortmund?
    1
  1878. Joe needs to speak more alien language hahaha
    1
  1879. Botox Nancy!
    1
  1880. He said he’s afraid of squirrels 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1881. Gimme the sweet tea!!! HAHAHAHA
    1
  1882. That statement is subjective lol
    1
  1883. My toes are ugly as fuck lol
    1
  1884. HAHAHAHA
    1
  1885. Leah can have my KIDS
    1
  1886. This dude is a major beta male
    1
  1887. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd!
    1
  1888. Ugly horny lady 😂😂😂
    1
  1889. What does he mean by compel speech?
    1
  1890. I get it but his analogy is bad lol
    1
  1891. Nobody had a fucking problem that Obama had no experience though right? Hyprocrites
    1
  1892. It might work!
    1
  1893. He juked away from that shit like a running back lol
    1
  1894. Joe is terrible LOL
    1
  1895. 1 million percent...misinformed idiots
    1
  1896. I started crying when he said F----forever! HAHAHA
    1
  1897. With a gate or wall
    1
  1898. WHATEVER, I DO WHAT I WANT! ---Cartman
    1
  1899. Most people dont wanna talk about McCain taking that shit to congress because the media didnt wanna touch it
    1
  1900. LOL I KNOW
    1
  1901. He kept his end of the deal though!
    1
  1902. Indeed!
    1
  1903. Cause Tim is talking about Avatar!
    1
  1904. HOLLA! Hahahaha
    1
  1905. I love it! Fit shaming hahaha
    1
  1906. 1.6 African....all dick HAHAHAHAHA
    1
  1907. LOL yeah what the hell was that hahaha
    1
  1908. CBD doesnt get you high nearly as much as THC. The best weed to smoke is high CBD mixed with recreational. CBD on the bottom and THC based on top
    1
  1909. 1:18 🤣🤣
    1
  1910. Justice??? Start with the coup plotters!
    1
  1911. Bring Jeff on so we can talk about it!
    1
  1912. I'm not getting no sex up here bro lol
    1
  1913. JMac92430 Ugly women and guys who haven't had much luck with women hate Trump. Talk about hating someone for something you can't be. Him or his wife
    1
  1914. Mike Besio The whip it out has a high probability rate lol 70-30 HAHAHA
    1
  1915. I used to be hardcore into that shit in my senior year of high school but that rabbit hole is never ending. I had to back off that shit, I was getting paranoid
    1
  1916.  @djc2526  LOL you might be right
    1
  1917. POTUS is definitely an asshole but thats apart of the reason I like him
    1
  1918. Joe "like a house, house" Rogan
    1
  1919. 11 might be an understatement
    1
  1920. So POTUS lied, cheated and stole? Interesting. I think whites might hate Trump more than blacks lol
    1
  1921. Joe "you aint shit" Rogan
    1
  1922. And when I didnt have to worry about adult problems
    1
  1923. That role made me love him even more
    1
  1924. He took chloroquine!
    1
  1925. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1926. SKYRAGE
    1
  1927. All you have to do to be president is be popular? Come on Joe, you cant be that dumb
    1
  1928. Bill was going there to be alone with Jeff and jack each other off lol
    1
  1929. Still a scam!
    1
  1930. Pixels was kind of similar to what he described, he at least got the girl at the end lol
    1
  1931. and CIA
    1
  1932.  @aurora3067  Thank you and some people dont understand why i mentioned her being a teacher. You go from having a vast knowledge of things to barely knowing your family members
    1
  1933. LOL what is happening????
    1
  1934. CORRECT!
    1
  1935. Did Brendan say I’ll jackoff to that ufc card? 🤔🤔
    1
  1936. FACTS!
    1
  1937. makemoneyrelax Doink doink doink doink LOL
    1
  1938. Joe “ka-thu-ya” Rogan
    1
  1939. Joe "gunfights in the sky" Rogan
    1
  1940. Tiber...q...locus
    1
  1941. He said he's terrified Trump wont be impeached. People really do wake up hoping that happens huh? Fucking sad
    1
  1942. Obrador is coming. I think thats why Trump has been getting the national guard and military ready. Obrador wants to give drug kingpins immunity. What in the fuck???
    1
  1943. i'm so glad he didnt say...I began to like this guy and he liked me, then we had sex hahaha
    1
  1944. Why is his voice so annoying?
    1
  1945. CBD FTW!
    1
  1946. Need to have him on regularly
    1
  1947. Schaub did say he was balls deep in JonBenet...i think his was worse lol
    1
  1948. CIA was involved and when POTUS was about to release all the docs he chose to put it off because daddy Bush was involved. He decided to keep that secret until after his passing. Should be revealed in 2020
    1
  1949. 😁😁😁😁😁
    1
  1950. He was a legit martial artist...wanna try DMT?
    1
  1951. Meth as pets is hilarious
    1
  1952. Okay David Carradine lol
    1
  1953. I could get her lol
    1
  1954.  GYPSY KING FURY  I am, I've dated a few Asians
    1
  1955. Bernie isn't even gonna get the nomination, the DNC won't allow it. Get ready for a 2016 rematch
    1
  1956. I remember Jack messing with hookers in the Departed. Those broads were sniffing coke before he banged them
    1
  1957. Joe really acting like he never heard of Jimmy Savile
    1
  1958. Sodium Iodine!!!!
    1
  1959. Joe "Jaws would be PG" Rogan
    1
  1960.  @joshcorbett4787  Did my best!
    1
  1961. Never heard so many "gnomes" in a sentence
    1
  1962. Trump is already the fucknig GOAT. Put him on Rushmore
    1
  1963. Ritalin is the shit people will regret in the near future
    1
  1964. He said fuck America because of the snakes HAHAHA
    1
  1965. Joe "my friend....." Rogan
    1
  1966. Jimmy Kimber Complicated business! He's the GOAT, put him on Rushmore
    1
  1967. Get rid of that fucking phone....dont let people tell you they arent listening. They always are
    1
  1968. This guy is talking about a sizzling plate...Ruth's Chris sizzling plate of filet is the best i've ever had. Tears come out my eyes each time I eat it lol dont judge me...
    1
  1969. I dont ignore, I dont enjoying lying to myself lol
    1
  1970. LOL that shit was crazy! Caught me off guard
    1
  1971. This dude is delusional...he thinks the Dems are not taking money from any and everyone????
    1
  1972. Joe "real penetration porn" Rogan
    1
  1973. 😁😁😁😁😁
    1
  1974. The internet is the devil lol
    1
  1975. Dysfunctional? Oh you mean how the news agencies constantly make up stories about him and his admin? Oh yeah that kind of dysfunctional. GOT IT
    1
  1976. Yes actually I do. I stopped watching Fox and CNN. I've always researched things on my own. Sure I love Trump as POTUS but I dont agree with every single thing he says or does
    1
  1977. BarharborBasher LOL 100 but sex for me is to hear the girls whine and scream in my ear. 50 shades pool table spanking and all
    1
  1978. Or baking soda
    1
  1979. YES PLEASE!
    1
  1980. Its still not better than Man on Fire. Thats Denzels best film
    1
  1981. Hahaha
    1
  1982. FACTS! I heard Clintons paid 100 million to get him outta here. Thats also my going theory
    1
  1983. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1984.  @mattias990  I got really sick in my 20s when I took one. I hadnt had a flu shot since my early teens. They give them out free at my job. So now I take lots and lots of vitamins and I dont go near those shots anymore. We dont even really know whats in those shots. No one does. People just line up and take it
    1
  1985. Instincts kicked in, he took a risk but I respect his decision
    1
  1986. They better arrest that idiot
    1
  1987. FACTS!!!
    1
  1988. Thats why the world was against Trump winning. Nationalism is popping up in countries worldwide
    1
  1989. Joe "asteroidal impacts" Rogan
    1
  1990. 😁😁😁😁😁
    1
  1991. Dont get hifee with me! HAHAHA I love it
    1
  1992. I say it all the time, these fucking uber and lyft drivers are polluting the road. I live here in L.A. There is traffic EVERYWHERE
    1
  1993. LOL oh God please no!
    1
  1994. I live here,you are correct
    1
  1995. Just like in Finding Nemo
    1
  1996. MILF and GILF porn is my shit!
    1
  1997. Joe "wacking at this shit rock" Rogan
    1
  1998. How could Joe not remember he's Canadian? I kept hearing ABOOT and it clicked for me right away
    1
  1999. Joe "yeah we dont know each other hahaha" Rogan
    1
  2000. Finally someone else is thinking what i'm thinking. As vast as the oceans are, there are tons and tons of areas unexplored. UFOs can easily be down there and we'd never know
    1
  2001. YESSIR!!!
    1
  2002. I only come for Joe's laugh HAHAHAHAHAHA
    1
  2003. Everyone?
    1
  2004. Trump is trying to dismantle the NWO but all these dummies who hate him cant see it.
    1
  2005. Oh I definitely caught it HAHAHA
    1
  2006. Joe "I hit him SO HARD" Rogan
    1
  2007. Will thw whales jump out? What does he think this is? Free Willy?!
    1
  2008. Cat let you know shit is about to get real! LOL
    1
  2009. The Lambo Urus concept before they actually released it, the side mirrors and rearview were also cameras #forzahorizon4
    1
  2010. High energy
    1
  2011. WWHOOOOOOOAAAAAA!
    1
  2012. That's how adults deal with it lol
    1
  2013. Fucking my ass is how you figure out what went wrong? I'll pass lol
    1
  2014. It won’t happen, Hillary will be the nominee
    1
  2015. I fucking hate people who get outraged on behalf of others!
    1
  2016. I chew gum all day and when I wanna stop, I don't! HAHAHA
    1
  2017. Or Weinstein
    1
  2018. Brendan is my #2 favorite behind Uncle Joey!
    1
  2019. It covers the sack and the.....dick
    1
  2020. Did this dude say my stomach made a fist?
    1
  2021. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2022. Fucking hilarious
    1
  2023. Rambo style
    1
  2024. Are you guys fucking crazy? There are NO fries better than Wendys!!!!
    1
  2025. 😁😁😁😁
    1
  2026. Joe "what in the fuck is that about" Rogan
    1
  2027. Just gained so much respect for him for calling out the truth!
    1
  2028. And the election
    1
  2029. Hey hey, no one wants to believe that. Cast all the blame on Trump. Thats the common response of idiots. Orange man aint bad, at least not to me
    1
  2030. Heeyyyyy thats the guy from the last xXx movie. "What the hell you think youre doing? Building a ramp!"
    1
  2031. Treason and traitors all around. McCain deserves jail just as much as that evil bitch
    1
  2032. Shop Vac hahahahhaa, he was giggling like a little kid lol
    1
  2033. Joe "corn pop" Biden doesnt know where he is or WHO he is
    1
  2034. Beach fencing is real??
    1
  2035. Joe "slow cook that motherfucker" Rogan
    1
  2036. Fucked her so hard, she cant work anymore HAHAHAHA
    1
  2037. 1000%
    1
  2038. Berlin Station is better than Homeland
    1
  2039. Why does this guy's voice annoy me? I thought he was faking it at first
    1
  2040. Checking myself in the mirror hahaha
    1
  2041. Same as NYT
    1
  2042. HAHAHAHA he sure does
    1
  2043. LOL my grandma was a drunk, I drink but not to get drunk. It changes people
    1
  2044. Just like GGG
    1
  2045. Joe "tap into a pipeline" Rogan
    1
  2046. Fucking swimming with a jellyfish on your face. DAMN
    1
  2047. Can you blame him??
    1
  2048. Joe "a mace to your face" Rogan
    1
  2049. She just wanted to yell that a woman is president. She's a weirdo
    1
  2050. HE HAS TO GET HIM ON! I think i'm gonna watch Once Upon a time tonight...
    1
  2051. Squirt you up the booty hole? Is it talking about a toilet or his sancho?
    1
  2052. Joe "little bitch ass hands" Rogan
    1
  2053. Joe "he's a beautiful man" Rogan
    1
  2054. Milk and cookies opens me up. In n out and Taco Bell too lol
    1
  2055. I'm too ticklish to get massages lol
    1
  2056. 1 million percent!
    1
  2057. Wife must have massaged it before work
    1
  2058. He forgot he was VP too
    1
  2059. Left media has definitely lost their minds since being wrong about Trump winning
    1
  2060. Girls that keep their feet clean tend to have a clean snatch and the opposite of that applies
    1
  2061. Only dummies create a crime against themselves
    1
  2062. Kept talking about his feelings...I feel I feel
    1
  2063. Joe "toot toot" Rogan
    1
  2064. Not a crime, not assault but definitely creepy. Only pull that shit with chicks you've been intimate with before. Hell, if you've been with a chick and you pull it out, will likely jerk it for you
    1
  2065. 1 million percent
    1
  2066. Big sponsor???
    1
  2067. Sounds like CNN talking points...Trump isnt left or right but dummies cant figure out that simple fact
    1
  2068. LOL that is the very first thing I noticed
    1
  2069. What I cant understand is how guys get off on drugging a chick just to get the coochie...thats some very weird shit to me
    1
  2070. Flipping the script is the actual truth. Look how theyre trying to get Kevin Hart (who I dont like) to apologize for old tweets
    1
  2071.  @nathanbruce1992  You might be right but the outrage culture has alot of push behind them. They get people fired left and right
    1
  2072. HAHAHAHA yes!
    1
  2073. 3 months? Q been dropping since Halloween right before the Asia trip...get your facts straight bro!
    1
  2074. He gets a like just for trying to pronounce that thing
    1
  2075. Killer "poor people are fucking" Mike
    1
  2076. I aint going incognito on SHIT! The few girls I sleep with know I look at porn. I dont need to hide shit! Sometimes they watch with me and we re-enact some scenes lol #gangsta
    1
  2077. Whats going on under that beanie?
    1
  2078. Grasshoppers are locust that hulked out???
    1
  2079. John Wick one or 2?
    1
  2080. Scoop em in nets? HAHA
    1
  2081. He's Irish
    1
  2082. LOL there's been a rumor for years that firemen were gay
    1
  2083. Dude youre gonna be batman!
    1
  2084. Joe "even fell like a bitch" Rogan
    1
  2085. Alex hates POTUS?? WHAT!
    1
  2086. I’m apart of the group that rarely gets sick and im beginning to wonder if the Chinese numbers and info is even valid
    1
  2087. Dark Knight is still hard to top...
    1
  2088. Electric chair???
    1
  2089. Agreed that’s why I stopped arguing with people about whether Trump is good or bad. Either you like him or you don’t, I’m no longer trying to reason with people
    1
  2090. Slightly annoying
    1
  2091. Kamala didnt know what to do lol her thoughts were, this bitch is hitting below the belt!!!
    1
  2092. You know you watch that shit LOL
    1
  2093. Lol it’s sad
    1
  2094. Every girl I've been with enjoy the choking, specifically from the side or from behind
    1
  2095. I've met a couple sex addicts. The one I see regularly now, I see once a week and she's a teacher. MAJOR FREAK. The last one was a social worker. She was batshit crazy, I had to cut her off
    1
  2096.  @eliezeretecap  It's almost never just being a nympho, most come with depression and low self esteem
    1
  2097.  @vchill79  100 percent of the time, depression is highly likely
    1
  2098.  @michaelwalker9575  PREACH! The craziest one I met was a social worker
    1
  2099.  @robert4you  LOL 100% had it happen, she was a 7
    1
  2100. I, Robot was such a good fucking movie.
    1
  2101. HAHAHA shame on you
    1
  2102. Wiz "yeah yup" Khalifa
    1
  2103. Joe "yeah they'll cum anywhere" Rogan
    1
  2104. @Miles Davidson Absolutely. I have a lady friends coming over for naughty time but I dont allow them to stay over. They get it. We can go out, movies, dinner and all that but no staying over. They dont mind, i'm honest with them
    1
  2105. We have to get you help! HAHAHA
    1
  2106. HYDROXY chloroquine! Don’t forget the prefix
    1
  2107. Trump knew DC was corrupt and so did the citizens. That’s why he won...it was a Hail Mary but it’s working
    1
  2108. PRRREEEEAAACCCCH. @jeff barth GoFundMe is the source
    1
  2109. All black writers....black power hahaha
    1
  2110. Joe is asking why we dont call it futbol here...uhhhhh because we already have football. NCAA and NFL. Of course they'd have to find something else because it would confuse people. Football and futbol
    1
  2111. Joey ain’t shit! 2:18
    1
  2112. Joe "Val Kilmer is gorgeous" Rogan
    1
  2113. Polls or poles?
    1
  2114. This dude needs to keep water around...I'm so sick of hearing him make that noise with his mouth lol
    1
  2115. Why the fuck would they go to a BBQ? Yeah GTFOH!
    1
  2116. I still love Brit til this day lol. Been crushing on her since I was in middle school
    1
  2117. LOL i'm not done with you!
    1
  2118. Joe "I dont like the backlash" Rogan
    1
  2119. YES! I visited NY for the first time last November, I only had my phone out to take pics. Other than that I was taking in the experience. LOVED IT, long flight though
    1
  2120. Disgusting and hot? HAHAHAHA
    1
  2121. Define ignorance genius...
    1
  2122. Its sad, technology will put us all out of work
    1
  2123. jon They can never distinguish between LEGAL and ILLEGAL
    1
  2124. Lets just have a recession so we can get Trump out ---Bill Maher Fucking hater
    1
  2125. He missed his chance in 2016
    1
  2126. I’ve never seen breaking bad or game of thrones
    1
  2127. What the likes and dislikes suggests on videos such as this discussing the topic proves majority of the country want law and order...all it’s doing is helping POTUS get re-elected 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    1
  2128. Joe "these bitches run filters" Rogan
    1
  2129. Zero chance he killed himself. People that arrogant wouldn't do it
    1
  2130. Tonight is the night? That should be every night 😂😂
    1
  2131. I too have heard corona is similar to the vaping deaths!
    1
  2132. Interesting
    1
  2133. Yeah I’ve noticed it too
    1
  2134. Too many pullout references got me all horny
    1
  2135. Or my facial fetish lol
    1
  2136. Joe "what the fuck is happening here" Rogan
    1
  2137. Viva Cisco Joes laugh is the best
    1
  2138. What part should I take off? That dirty bitch lol
    1
  2139. Remind me again what Joe says about the "plane" that hit the pentagon?
    1
  2140. HAHAHA that was so good
    1
  2141. Primal fear
    1
  2142. Hunter Jones I'd eat it and I'm not into black chicks like that.
    1
  2143. Joe "lift weights, fuck dudes" Rogan
    1
  2144. His eyes exploded??? How did he get new ones???
    1
  2145. Jerk off on a tree? A tree meaning a sexy woman???
    1
  2146.  @bandana4814  I dont think people do it enough. Find the things you really enjoy and just do them regularly
    1
  2147.  Luke  Happened 5 years ago, 1000 dollar ticket. It is what it is
    1
  2148. Covered in blood? Damn he killed somebody???
    1
  2149. FACTS!!!
    1
  2150. JFK
    1
  2151. This dude needs some water!
    1
  2152. Same, i'm glad he asked about CUH-tar and didnt just assume "cutter"
    1
  2153. Why does he always bring up sucking dick????
    1
  2154. Know when the fold em...
    1
  2155. Connor nope it’s certainly a psyop
    1
  2156. Sure they do, but people dont wanna give an outsider credit. When ever in history has both parties been against one man? I'll tell you, NEVER
    1
  2157. I LOVE Joe's laugh hahaha
    1
  2158. He was absolutely right about Disney! 140 a fucking day
    1
  2159. A very cute idiot. Stop lying to the public, that way he wont "attack" you
    1
  2160. She doesnt see the world how it actually is but how she wants it to be. Like lots of people since Trump won
    1
  2161. He gave her a nice karate chop HAHAHA
    1
  2162. I'm actually enjoying this. I havent had any bad episodes or even know anyone who's had a bad one. I mostly use the high CBD weed for my sinus issues, I rarely use the THC based one
    1
  2163. Joe "how dare you" Rogan
    1
  2164. Joe "theyre like water people" Rogan
    1
  2165. He should get out more...well he's in a grave HAHAHA
    1
  2166. 1 million percent
    1
  2167. Thats why I had to stop watching discovery channel lol. I cant watch animals being eaten alive. It is disturbing
    1
  2168. Joe "JFK got killed in 61" Rogan
    1
  2169. 💪💪💪💪
    1
  2170. Water is the most destructive and unstoppable force on the planet
    1
  2171. Too dark...killing his mom in the hospital ruined it for me
    1
  2172. So many people don’t have a clue...we have a division of that same wuhan lab in NJ
    1
  2173. Joe "some kids grow up hard" Rogan
    1
  2174. People still laugh at me because I dont wanna get rid of my Blackberry Q10. I laugh at them because they cant remove their batteries or fix issues without taking it to a store. Its a touch screen and I hack it to put the newest software on it. The keyboard is priceless
    1
  2175. I pull out all the time and splash them in the face!
    1
  2176. Who? Who? Who? What are you a fucking owl??
    1
  2177. Very strange
    1
  2178. Since the globes...i agree 1000%
    1
  2179. Trans-tarded? HAHAHAHA
    1
  2180. He's a twitter guy I think
    1
  2181. Joey "you know how your feet go bing when you cum?" Diaz
    1
  2182. Triple A poohnahnah....what does Joe know about that grade A coochie? LOL
    1
  2183. And/or chaos
    1
  2184. I has heard Vegan farmers were killers but this was the first time I've heard someone break it down
    1
  2185. I like this girl, she would be fun to hang with and I could see what that mouth can do lol
    1
  2186. A gated community organizer lol
    1
  2187. Itty bitty titty committee lol, I love to tease women and say they have itty bitty booties. They usually argue that it isn't tiny HAHA
    1
  2188. I've lived in LA for 34 and i still havent been there lol. Is it time?
    1
  2189. Alright he ain’t shit 🤣🤣🤣 #3000
    1
  2190. He's not wrong but his voice is annoying
    1
  2191. 16:16 💪💪💪
    1
  2192. Tim "I left vice in 2014" Pool
    1
  2193. LOL YES
    1
  2194. HAHAHAHA thats fucking terrible
    1
  2195. I dont have tons of money but the last couple years i've been working on my credit. When you have credit at the ready, you stop being so anxious for payday and I only have 6K worth of available credit.
    1
  2196. The gay Pac is what really pissed me off. When he said MAGA country I immediately knew it was fake
    1
  2197. Of course Hugh Jackman is ferocious! Especially after you try to kill him lol
    1
  2198. Those clickbait sites are super real and it usually comes with pictures
    1
  2199. Anyone else noticed he was killed on Elm Street? Was this the real nightmare on Elm Street?
    1
  2200. PREACH!!!!
    1
  2201. Tom is a weirdo BUT he may be the GOAT when it comes to action movies. That old fucker still does his own stunts #respect
    1
  2202. I dont knock people who like beer but its just not for me, the taste is too bitter. I rather drink the hard stuff. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, etc
    1
  2203. 1:35 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2204. Gamer was the early stage of VR nasty time
    1
  2205. Wait so Joe went in and killed them while they were fighting?? Damn!
    1
  2206. I hate that she keeps saying influenzas instead of just flu 😑😑
    1
  2207. So talking bad about Obama will get a random black guy punched? How come it hasn't happened to me or been reported in the news? Dude just stop
    1
  2208. HYDROXY chloroquine....and it does work. France and Italy has been using it to cure people in only 5 days
    1
  2209. Steve Jovan Boy shut the fuck up! It’s been curing people in Europe idiot...even before we started using it here
    1
  2210.  @gsimon123  Yessir! I X out all drama. Family or friends. My dad is learning that lol
    1
  2211. LOL that damn laugh of his hahahaha
    1
  2212. Tobi The Viking Gold standard coming back in a few weeks
    1
  2213. We as Americans complain way too much...freedom ain’t so free right now! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸✌️
    1
  2214. Cant decide lol
    1
  2215. Unintentional classic. ALL WE GOT NOW, IS BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!
    1
  2216.  @MetConcerts100  Both, someone else should have taken on the burden
    1
  2217.  @MetConcerts100  Yessssss I know but with him gone, i'm no longer invested. I watch all the old movies but I wont even look at Endgame. Good film but Infinity War was the peak
    1
  2218. HAHAHA
    1
  2219. I can't wait to try to kill them again 😁😁😃
    1
  2220. It’s made of it!
    1
  2221. Nor North Korea
    1
  2222. Wheezing laugh hahaha
    1
  2223. A box of death HAHAHA
    1
  2224. It can only help, it cannot hurt your condition
    1
  2225. His male feminist beliefs come out
    1
  2226.  @rigsby86  That men arent needed in society is #1
    1
  2227.  @rigsby86  Of course not, I love women and have ZERO problems "getting" them
    1
  2228. Up talking is quite annoying lol, happens alot here in California
    1
  2229. ®dyW¡nΣkõm§ Totally a valley thing. California man lol I love it
    1
  2230. I want them to fuck me LMAO
    1
  2231. Rachel Sanders This is beautiful, thank you!
    1
  2232. HAHAHAHAHA yes!!!!
    1
  2233. LOL
    1
  2234. 😅😅😅😅
    1
  2235. I'm all for freeing the lady nipples! Bring em out please!
    1
  2236. Joe "he was so good" Rogan
    1
  2237. Pissing on bitches lol damn
    1
  2238. Its exciting!
    1
  2239. No doubt!!! My kind of lady
    1
  2240. This girl must fucking party! HAHAHA
    1
  2241. Black Panther is good but its nowhere near the best Marvel movie ever made.
    1
  2242. A regular dude got to fuck Wonder Woman 🤣🤣
    1
  2243. Ragnarok is a top 5 MCU movie
    1
  2244. WELL I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA! Bitch lol
    1
  2245. Sooooooooooon! We'll need space force to defeat the aliens! Just wait
    1
  2246. How many times you think you been on this bitch??
    1
  2247. You naughty naughty boy!
    1
  2248. Now that I think about it, I was woozy for a few weeks after I had surgery on my nose. My throat was so raw from the breathing tube. UGH I hated the recovery
    1
  2249. Gotta keep it to a minimum. Its not needed, some people gotta be immersed in it though
    1
  2250. Liberry all over the place....OKAY
    1
  2251. MAGA bitches!!!
    1
  2252. Joe "Ghostface Killah" Rogan
    1
  2253. 100 fucking percent, people dont wanna believe it though. Those hollering about Trump are hiding shit and all those indictments will prove it
    1
  2254. Joe "so they just squirt money in their mouth" Rogan
    1
  2255. Did he say he was traveling with Bernie Sanders?? WTF!
    1
  2256. 48 hours with Eddie Murphy was racist and damnit I loved it! Nick Nolte was a big time racist but even as a black guy I found it hilarious
    1
  2257. And feels so good
    1
  2258. The easiest way to get laid is make a chick laugh...but the key is be a little mean but not a dick
    1
  2259. Joe always brings that shit up! Jamie is on black twitter hahaha
    1
  2260. I'm not sure whether we went or not BUT it sure is fishy that we havent gone since. We havent even attempted to go but we're good to go to Mars. Either we never went or we went and its something up there we're avoiding
    1
  2261. I mean I looovvvveeeee natural shaking tits but fake tits are nice too lol
    1
  2262. He won't even get the nomination...brokered convention is coming
    1
  2263.  @thefreeassociation  Dems aren't gonna let him take over the party like Trump did the republicans
    1
  2264. YES!!!!! A fucking light bulb went off in my head!!!
    1
  2265. Joe is busting nuts!
    1
  2266. That dude was not any kind of fighter, I bet his ass got jumped when he went into that embassy. So how do you accidentally kill someone and then accidentally cut em up too?
    1
  2267. I think UFOs are real but I think alot of that shit is unreleased US air force jets/bombers
    1
  2268. Joe "stupid fucking red hat" Rogan
    1
  2269. It’s obvious the president has intel we do not
    1
  2270. I have also noticed that
    1
  2271. Porsche living up to its name then
    1
  2272. FACTS!!!!
    1
  2273. Trump was also my awakening. Election night was so eye opening. I was sure he would lose and then boom, he wins, media loses their minds at the same time exposing themselves
    1
  2274. Dress for the job you want????
    1
  2275. Vaping is definitely connected...the vaping deaths started in August
    1
  2276. Emiliyan Yankov 🤔🤔
    1
  2277. It's a Clinton policy that stayed under Bush and Obama. Why no outrage back then?
    1
  2278. Tulsi has a potty mouth but i'd still kiss those lovely lips lol
    1
  2279. LOL outstanding
    1
  2280. I wouldn’t vape...not with the new diseases
    1
  2281. Joe went straight up Keanu Reeves. WHHHHOOOOOAAAA
    1
  2282. I live in L.A. but I was in Manhattan last week. Too many fucking people
    1
  2283.  Lord Frieza Christ  Haaattttteeeeerrrr
    1
  2284. LOL it did cross my mind
    1
  2285. Rob "oh fuck him" Zombie
    1
  2286. I've lived here my whole life...I can visit other places but this is home.
    1
  2287. You mean like how so many people loved Trump until he won??
    1
  2288. Magneto Callen 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2289. @Black Noir Indeed sir! Indeed! I'm no longer excited for any of the new stuff
    1
  2290. HAHAHAHA
    1
  2291. He is consistent lol
    1
  2292. Tried to cut his damn tongue out! CRAZY!!!!
    1
  2293. I smoke mostly CBD but occasionally i'll dabble in the THC weed. I smoke all day on the weekends, I dont feel comfortable during it daily throughout the week. Its mainly for sinus inflammation and to put me in a deeper sleep state
    1
  2294. Crazy eyes+spirit fingers would be golden
    1
  2295. District 9! Great fucking movie. 10/10
    1
  2296. 'That little Asian kid!!?????'
    1
  2297. OMG the syrup goes onto the chicken??? LOL I like this guy
    1
  2298. I dont knock guys who have it but im glad I got snipped as a kid. Chicks love it
    1
  2299. Thats what I thought I heard too
    1
  2300. Any food is good in moderation. Problem is people cant or wont moderate themselves. I eat whatever I like when I like BUT its give and take. I dont eat much candy or sweets at all. Chips occasionally but mostly fruit and veggies. People wonder why I eat all the things I do and never gain weight
    1
  2301. AMEN to that
    1
  2302. Every morning but its just mucus...doctor couldnt cure that with lasik
    1
  2303. Some things you shouldnt joke about...pedophilia is one of those
    1
  2304. And Stone Cold is the greatest! Attitude era baby
    1
  2305. Eisenhower met with aliens in Palm Springs. Look it up
    1
  2306. Or have a cookout with elk laced with DMT
    1
  2307. They are fighting it hard because it will kill big pharma. CBD weed is the way to go for sure. I smoke it on the weekends
    1
  2308. This Idiot just said kids in cages was bad but doesn't know that was under Obama. Wow and these dummies get to vote
    1
  2309. I almost teared up with him telling the story until he said he laughed at the guy about being in the KKK
    1
  2310. I'll wreck your shit! ahahaha
    1
  2311. CBD definitely helps me sleep better. The THC based weed is fine too but the medicinal weed is much more expensive. So I try to mix a little of both but save most of the CBD based. I smoke weed on the weekends to keep the inflammation in my sinuses from flaring up. My nose will completely be blocked and I cant sleep
    1
  2312. I trust POTUS for news
    1
  2313. Sooooo the little dick thing....whoa man
    1
  2314. Isnt it crazy he gets a disease that effects his ability to speak? Odd no?
    1
  2315. I met a boy who said dirty things to me? I thought it was gonna take a left turn lol
    1
  2316. I wanna fight Chelsea Handler hahahaha
    1
  2317. Joe "horny like a dude" Rogan
    1
  2318. I still use a blackberry but it has android OS
    1
  2319. Bolsonaro is the tropic version of Trump. They'll work close together, just wait
    1
  2320. I have NO problem with freeing the nipple if its a woman lol
    1
  2321. Big dick energy is hilarious!
    1
  2322. Gone girl...
    1
  2323. I still sometimes go back and watch his interviewing, saying he's gonna become a rapper LOL
    1
  2324. We cant call him POTUS? WTF??? He is the president
    1
  2325. Orrrrrrr he just thought of his favorite actress naked
    1
  2326. LOL silly
    1
  2327.  @zealman79  Terminator 2?
    1
  2328. Joe "what is that?" Rogan
    1
  2329. FUCK....thats terrible
    1
  2330. Don’t watch shows, just stick to movies! Your life will be better for it
    1
  2331. Man I grew up in LA, Maxine Waters district to be exact. I do NOT want to move back there. My dad still lives there but I visit. My approach is you cant save everybody or a neighborhood. Sadly, i'm out for self and my family. Everyone else will have to figure that out themselves
    1
  2332.  @MajorCB211  Blow me, mate
    1
  2333. I don't wanna say I despise electric cars but I do not like them because most are too slow to get out the way. I'll probably never own one because I still prefer manually shifting through my gears.
    1
  2334.  Andrew Spliffilin nuts  That's because you don't listen. I said MOST cars can't get out the way. Not everyone is driving a Tesla. Learn to read
    1
  2335.  @iamthagreatone4041  Incorrect but okay
    1
  2336. She isnt banned because she's a lefty! Simple
    1
  2337. Joe "rain dance cry" Rogan
    1
  2338.  @really-._.-  YES!!!!!
    1
  2339. That shit is tight!
    1
  2340. Brendan “that’s what the government told us” Schaub
    1
  2341. Not a DC fan but Aquaman was awesome
    1
  2342. Trump is fucking horrible? That’s a reach
    1
  2343. 100 million can get ANYONE killed
    1
  2344. Nasal polyps also swell up. If you ever catch a cold or flu they inflate like a air balloon, making it impossible to breathe through your nose. I had surgery and the fuckers came back
    1
  2345. Someone once said to me, Italians are niggas with straight hair. #whoa
    1
  2346. So we'll have to use the DMT realm like Avengers used the Quantum realm to defeat AI?
    1
  2347. Dude is speaking in super cool guy tone
    1
  2348. Possibly but Brennan might actually be the spy
    1
  2349. NO ONE DOES!
    1
  2350. Okay so how many black guys?? 😂😂😂
    1
  2351. They're making money off cookies....like girl scouts??? LOL #sarcasm
    1
  2352. HAHAHAHA I cant imagine her having sex with Jared. I bet she pegs him
    1
  2353. KAG2020! Nothing wrong with Kanye supporting Trump
    1
  2354. Theyre probably beating off while watching you beat off...
    1
  2355. Sure you can say fuck! Now should we? LOL
    1
  2356. I've never even heard of it
    1
  2357. Darkness clouds! HA HA HA HA HA
    1
  2358. He was 120% about getting and keeping women
    1
  2359. Come on in....this shit water lol
    1
  2360. Pope is about to be exposed as a satanist...sometime this month. Watch!
    1
  2361. I'm old enough to remember speaking proper english as a young black youth was acting white....
    1
  2362. J ‘ Blaze you beat me to it
    1
  2363. Joe lets talk about your language. WHY THE FUCK do you swear so much? HAHAHA
    1
  2364. And radiation poisoning that will compromise your immune system
    1
  2365. Within 5 years!
    1
  2366. Joe "c'mon on bro it sucks" Rogan
    1
  2367. This is cringe worthy...Why do his haters think they know so much about the man? Everyone fucking loved him before he beat that evil bitch. Now the world is upside down? Miss me with the fuckery
    1
  2368. I love POTUS but you can see it taking a toll on him
    1
  2369. jca65lb He's a great story teller
    1
  2370. I'd go to funerals with a shirt is probably the funniest thing i've heard all year
    1
  2371. Damn thats a great point!!
    1
  2372. giselle contreras 😑😑
    1
  2373. Its what he does for a living lol complicate things!
    1
  2374. As far as perverts go, how much of a pervert am I if I prefer to give a facial than let her feel my seed??? I like to plaster these bitches lol
    1
  2375. Trump is the greatest to ever do it! 😁😁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    1
  2376. What are muscle meats?
    1
  2377. Bald Oprah
    1
  2378. Mom would have been a tasty meal HAHAHAHA
    1
  2379. Yah lion!
    1
  2380. Freelance opportunist I fucking love cats. It's not a manly thing to like them but I love their independence. Dogs can be a little too needy sometimes
    1
  2381. Ohhhh medical breakthrough 🤣🤣
    1
  2382. Post nut! HAHAHA
    1
  2383. 1 million percent
    1
  2384. Different accents as well! LOL
    1
  2385. Is he mentally ill? 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2386. FUCK! Theyre doubling up on the ads now??
    1
  2387. Joe "how often does he get his dick sucked" Rogan
    1
  2388. Not that cool lol, white people should know us blacks will feel a certain way if they sing it in a song lol. Personally it doesnt bother me but other blacks will take offense.
    1
  2389. LOL dont ask me. Like i said it doesnt bother me. Even hispanics say it these days
    1
  2390. GregO Ugly women, beta males all hate Trump. It's hilarious, Trump is the MJ of Presidents
    1
  2391. Even kiosk's are popping up in fast food places. Why do you think that is? Also a result of raising the wage
    1
  2392. LOL 100 percent
    1
  2393. Boy media folks just cant let it go. Just wait until he gets re-elected
    1
  2394. This dudes character was annoying in Transformers
    1
  2395. One World Government is even in the bible. The Pope is now pushing a One World Religion. People better pick up a book
    1
  2396. Shit I live in L.A. I might need to get my ass back on Tinder and Bumble hahaha. Maybe I can get someone famous
    1
  2397. I love America too but apparently I shouldnt because the president is white lol
    1
  2398. I didn't kill myself, change my mind hahaha
    1
  2399. @​ I just wanna stream and have a good time. Ringo's gift is my main one. I try new ones every once in a while but that one is the most effective. You dont have to smoke much for it to activate either, so an 8th can last 5 or 6 weeks for me. I only smoke on the weekends
    1
  2400. He has the best laugh on the planet
    1
  2401. I'm a 5 and 6 hour guy myself during the week! But on the weekend I try to catch up with 8 or 9. I went to sleep at 8 last night, woke up at midnight, back to sleep at 4am
    1
  2402. You got served! 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2403. Agonizing not astonishing nerd
    1
  2404. There is no movie out there more funny than Tropic Thunder. RDJ was great but the whole cast KILLED IT! Even Tom Cruise was in that movie!!!
    1
  2405. Joe "damn this aint worth it" Rogan
    1
  2406. The weed is affecting him right now! LOL
    1
  2407. Joe is playing dumb. He knows all the shit Alex knows, he just wont touch and probably because of sponsors
    1
  2408. I'll get back to you, probably lol
    1
  2409. You'd be surprised how quickly a car accelerates minus power steering and AC. RAPID FIRE #K20
    1
  2410. The King of France These new cars are ran too much by the computer! I don’t like it
    1
  2411. 52?
    1
  2412. Joe can sometimes be extremely naive
    1
  2413. Joe "get that Larry King mugshot" Rogan
    1
  2414.  @homestar9  Or was it sizzurp. Nyquil and sprite
    1
  2415. Has a pot or a kettle ever spoke a word though?
    1
  2416. Whether she was right or wrong, never apologize to the left. They will eat you ALIVE
    1
  2417. You dont want none of this shit! Dewey get outta here! ---Walk Hard
    1
  2418. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YO! hahahaha
    1
  2419. Everything is Trump's fault. Its his fault the sun came up today. People need to knock it off
    1
  2420. People on the right are just now coming out against Trump? Has he been paying attention? He's an independent president. Both sides hate him because he isnt a DC vet. We need term limits
    1
  2421. Baked potato ON DMT
    1
  2422. Interstellar the best scifi movie EVER made!!!! Nolan is the best at using time as the main character of his movies
    1
  2423. Reminds of this other community we cant speak of
    1
  2424. He's a political chameleon
    1
  2425. Weekends I smoke myself to sleep. Its mostly CBD. I like to smoke my bowls fast, in 60 seconds or less. Takes 2 or 3 CBD bowls before I get sleepy. If i smoke 2 THC bowls that fast, instantly knocks me out lol
    1
  2426. Project blue beam
    1
  2427. Do you want some? What kind of fucking question is that?
    1
  2428. What are we doing heeeerrrreeee? LOL
    1
  2429. FACTS!
    1
  2430. Whoops!
    1
  2431. The modelo virus 😂😂😂
    1
  2432. So lets say for an exercise people do give them up right now because its a bad time in the country...are they gonna give them back when shootings go down? PROBABLY NOT
    1
  2433. Since when did POTUS become authoritarian? It must have been his tweet about running every 4 years until eternity?
    1
  2434. Yeah he's a fucking asshole!
    1
  2435. God I hope Mueller is actually looking into the Clintons
    1
  2436. I wonder how shocked everyone will be to find out MUELLER was the one to tell him, its above your paygrade bro
    1
  2437. Why the FUCK do you swear so much?
    1
  2438. Art as in arthritis?
    1
  2439. I'm falling asleep listening to him...not a very exciting guest
    1
  2440. LOL you'd have kids but with the nanny haha
    1
  2441. Not before bed but while at work. Makes the day go by fast. I watch the small clips first and work my way up to the 10 minute ones
    1
  2442. This is exactly my stance, I dont watch every week but I come around to see whats going on
    1
  2443. Did he say bibable??
    1
  2444. Yo thats 105! Is that right? No LOL
    1
  2445. LOL I think I did the same thing after I caught a knee to my dick!
    1
  2446. David "we dont give them books to read" Sinclair
    1
  2447. Rats trying to cum! She sounds like she's offended but she's loving it!
    1
  2448. Joe "bitch" Rogan
    1
  2449. And it showed Alex isnt as inside as he thought. His reaction to the Syria bombs
    1
  2450. LOL I'd eat that
    1
  2451. Brendan "shoutout to your brain" Schaub
    1
  2452. If people wanna see UFOs. Go to the beach with a pair of binocs. Wait until dark and look in the sky. I swear its like star wars going on up there. They are as far away as stars and they zip across the sky in seconds
    1
  2453. And Tims annoying voice
    1
  2454. Home ya know!
    1
  2455. Just wanna say: tits are the best thing on earth
    1
  2456. Indeed but Joe is too quiet for me lol
    1
  2457. She sounds so sweet!
    1
  2458. We can’t be friends anymore! If this scared you! LOL YES BRENDAN 💪💪💪
    1
  2459. Never heard asinine used so much in 15 mins
    1
  2460. Mental gymnastics?
    1
  2461. Would also say that they killed him....which I doubt
    1
  2462. Theo is one of my favorite. Joey obviously and Brendan.
    1
  2463. 💪💪💪💪
    1
  2464. HE DOESNT!!!!
    1
  2465. Joe's laugh is the best
    1
  2466. Fucking sad
    1
  2467. Joe "leave it in the dust" Rogan
    1
  2468. Joe "ohhhhh good Lord" Rogan
    1
  2469. Future is the only mumble rap I could listen to lol and its rare I listen to him. I'm still stuck in the 90s. Pac, BIG, Bone Thugs
    1
  2470. Voice doesnt match the face but i'll take this over the people I grew up around in my hood
    1
  2471. If they cant buy girls, incels might have more success just turning gay yes?
    1
  2472. Dont dip your pen in the company ink...
    1
  2473. Has anyone heard Merkel is Hitler's daughter???? Crazy if true
    1
  2474. Bernie rolled over about the primaries
    1
  2475. She needs a good spanking
    1
  2476. And he brought up the Deep State, even though the media tells us its a conspiracy. Fucking liars
    1
  2477. But depending on where you stand when you tell that truth...you just may get shouted down or assaulted
    1
  2478.  @slimmike56  LOL if I could legally carry my gun on me I would. I dont like the area but my dad still lives out there. I go to visit him
    1
  2479. I fucked around and tried the original buffalo sauce at BWW. Bad idea...I thought they gave me mango habanero lol. Took days to eat those bitches...too fucking hot
    1
  2480. Lol look how he jumps back at 1:19 😂😂😂
    1
  2481. Joe "thanks THE baby Jesus" Rogan
    1
  2482. Social jihadis is great lol. The hot trend before SJWs was trans and before that it was gay. Whats next?
    1
  2483. Isnt it obvious Trump ran to keep the country from going to shit for his kids and grandkids? Its not that hard to grasp Joe
    1
  2484. Nex-E-Um
    1
  2485. They need to leave the man alone, he's the savior of the country and ultimately humanity
    1
  2486. I didnt like feet before I turned 30 lol nowadays, I'm into them
    1
  2487. 1000% cams, intake, exhaust, timing, bigger injectors. All the things I did to my K20 and of course had to get it tuned
    1
  2488. Of course Hillary was the most qualified but she was the most corrupt
    1
  2489. Slim Charles He had to get 3 jobs! Damn lok
    1
  2490. Hand over all our wealth apparently
    1
  2491. I cant even remember the last time I came in a chick, I always spray them in the face. Its my thing
    1
  2492. But that still wont be enough when it comes to NFC
    1
  2493. Never seen any episodes of walking dead and probably wont
    1
  2494. I've never been a big weed smoker but over the last year its better for me than doing a 2nd surgery that may fail like the first one did. It keeps my sinus clear and I only smoke on the weekends. 3500 for surgery or 600 worth of weed for a whole year. What would you do?
    1
  2495. I had to get that terrible fucking test last week for a upcoming surgery and that thing felt like it went my nose and took a sample from brain! If you’re asked to take it...RUN
    1
  2496. 100!!!!! If we're the virus, let them off themselves lol satisfy us both
    1
  2497. The Irishman!
    1
  2498. If the UBI solution is to give it to EVERYONE rich and poor...not much changes.
    1
  2499. And they're still pushing those dumb points thinking they'll win
    1
  2500. Is that a good show?
    1
  2501. POTUS should close the press room period! And just live video tweet with his supporters. Q&As
    1
  2502. Joe "the frogs are gonna take over" Rogan
    1
  2503. Gigi W Broadcast that! Bet she likes her hair pulled...HARD
    1
  2504. I still remember him saying, THEYRE LIKE WATER PEOPLE LOL
    1
  2505. Ragnarok theme!!!
    1
  2506.  @goldenmemes51  He's talking about 2016
    1
  2507. Joe didn't know the GTR was called the Godzilla
    1
  2508. Joe's laugh is the absolute best LOL
    1
  2509. Private school girls, PERIOD
    1
  2510. NO ONE is gonna beat him in 2020. Forget about it!
    1
  2511. A bunch of weirdos arguing over whats the best diet. Just eat whatever the fuck you want and leave me alone
    1
  2512. Social jihadis was spot on lol
    1
  2513. She's wrong about Trump but she's right about that boycott shit. Why do we have to pledge our undying faith for another country? #weird
    1
  2514. Great fucking movie
    1
  2515. She needs a spanking!
    1
  2516. Double ads before the video starts????
    1
  2517. I thought I had tourettes but mine are mostly movie quotes!
    1
  2518. He was absolutely right with the annihilation comparison
    1
  2519. Dr. Mike Wood he’s there just to step down for Hillary
    1
  2520. Joe "trying to fuck space" Rogan
    1
  2521. It’s rare, he usually agrees with everyone
    1
  2522. Smart man LOL
    1
  2523. LOL this is great!
    1
  2524. The best word ever created....fuckery lol
    1
  2525. Who's they? ----Interstellar
    1
  2526. Weed is helping me save money. Had surgery on my sinus a few years ago, all that shit came back recently. Either I smoke weed on the weekends to keep the inflammation down or have another 3500 surgery that might not work, AGAIN. What would you do?
    1
  2527.  @mrbigglesworth35ify  Its a really fun game but they screwed up online ranked
    1
  2528. They wanted Biden as presumptive nominee because he won’t be the actual nominee. It’s gonna be Hillary again and she has less than zero chance
    1
  2529. Why does the way ice melts matter???
    1
  2530. Freedom equals MAGA! Trump2020
    1
  2531. The thing to do is just listen and not watch.
    1
  2532. LOL fucking weird
    1
  2533. 100! Truth hurts, I do remember
    1
  2534. I could probably go 3 days! I like steak too much to try and live on snickers longer than maybe one entire full week.
    1
  2535. Trump aint to be fucked with. The man is crazy! And I love it lol
    1
  2536. Fast franchise wouldnt be shit without Paul Walker sticking around after Vin abandoned it. Fast 8 was trash...and 7 wasnt all that much better. Brian was the MAIN guy
    1
  2537. A president that likes to hurt people? Says the beta male drug user. They all wanna be Trump and hate him because he's rich
    1
  2538. Valerie Jarret IS NOT black, I'm black she's Persian
    1
  2539. Did LaBradford actually say good game? MJ: NOPE! I made it up 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2540. Outstanding! 😁😁
    1
  2541. So many people do, do that
    1
  2542. Sad but true, it shouldnt take that type of behavior to get a role but its HOLLYWOOD. Everyone knows how it works
    1
  2543. LOL he's so naive
    1
  2544. Valerie Jarrett isnt BLACK! I'm Black!!!! She's Persian, FUCK!
    1
  2545.  @potoplayer  lol I need to listen to it again
    1
  2546. FANTASTIC!
    1