Comments by "Andre Gon" (@andregon4366) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. The guy did more parenting a few seconds than his parents in more than a decade.
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  2. He's the embodiment of his viewers. That's why he's successful, he's relatable. No political correctness, no etiquette. Just genuine reactions, like a normal filthy person.
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  3. The water was constantly in circulation, that's why there wasn't a layer of grease on top of the water.
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  4. I feel like it would be more embarrassing to Asmongold to be caught washing his hands than anything else.
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  5. Gus is the reason why health and safety regulations exist.
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  6. And ending up with a tablet that isn't worth half that price.
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  7. 0:48 Look at Asmongold face compared to his hands. I haven't seen many people blushing like that.
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  8. Me looking from the other side of the Atlantic ocean: Da fuq are they doing over there?
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  9. You live by the sword, you die by the sword.
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  10. He was unable to keep up with the age of his viewers as time went by.
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  11. Really nice. Dark Souls sure has great fans.
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  12. The girl group would end up beating the shit out of eachother in 10 minutes if there were no cameras around.
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  13. I like how Asmongold immediately interrupted his argument and immediately clicked without second thoughts.
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  14. He also looked him self at the mirror. And so did I.
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  15. ​ @Auzuru  For real.
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  16. As an Asmongold viewer with programming skills, you should have made an Asmongirl avatar for Asmongold already. Just a suggestion though.
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  17. Remember guys, this is not old Blizzard. They'll most likely just bring retail problems to Classic+
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  18. ​ @KevinUchihaOG  And falling for trolls isn't a sign of intelligence.
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  19.  @rebentytribe1716  That must be why they're hiding the preorder numbers. Woke games are failing more and more. It seems as companies get more blatant about it, the more people are opening their eyes.
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  20. *their closet
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  21. The jury is fighting the laughter after saying Amberturd.
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  22. Blizzard doesn't deserve people like you. You're better than them.
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  23. You know what's more ridiculous? The fact that people take it seriously.
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  24. On one hand I wish the best for Johnny Depp, on the other hand I want for Disney to crash and burn. I'm with Depp regardless of what he decides.
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  25. 7 is not bad. 7 is Good. 4 is the score of Bad, not 7.
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  26. Time to walk
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  27. It reminds me of the stupid test that required you to pay 100 dollars to get the results.
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  28. We need a Japanese to pronounce it.
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  29. More like 60 years old to look like 40.
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  30. A Millionaire who owns an organisation living his best life.
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  31. ​ @WormWrang  Lol. "The Portuguese started slavery" as in "bought slaves from African slavers" Portuguese also pioneered abolishing slavery. Meanwhile some African countries still have slavery as of now.
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  32. The only moves I know of that hurt the user if the move misses is Jump Kick and High Jump Kick. But the only high thing she'll ever have is cholesterol.
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  33.  @enricoblanc  Like Americans in Afghanistan.
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  34. Calling Amber Heard an actress is like calling Kim Jong Un humanitarian.
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  35. ​ @HolgerLovesMusic  Asmongold had 98-100 parses. No idea about McConnell
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  36. First Pewdiepie, now Asmongold.
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  37.  @jeremeweatherbee1667  Yeah you're right, the french surrender, but the Americans run away from tribesmen.
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  38. ​ @Sac-chan  "Mexican name" also known as Spanish, from spain, that speak Spanish, when it was a Spanish colony. Many central and southern Americans are as Spanish as Spaniards from Spain.
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  39. Nah, just a menace to Asmongold's self esteem.
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  40. Did he get away with it? They have to not get banned for it.
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  41. Anything that's alive, at least.
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  42. That's what woke is: being the embodiment of everything they claim to oppose. I'm yet to see the first woke person who isn't like that.
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  43. ​ @geeklantern2291  Also when the stones are jagged it's even worse. Women say childbirth pains are a breeze compared to those.
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  44. My thoughts exactly.
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  45. Schools are supposed to teach kids, not shove activism and politics down their throats.
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  46. Breaking news The world record holder editor for most raises earned, gets another raise.
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  47. Asmongold is too humble.
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  48. "Asmongold caught in 8k" The title of the videos are made by the editor. Great job.
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  49.  @rewardilicious  Saying a 2000 dollars PC can't do what a 300 dollars tablet (priced at 2000) can do is delusional as delusional can get. A PC half that price can already do everything a tablet can, and better.
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  50. Unless you're from Alabama.
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