Comments by "Samson Soturian" (@samsonsoturian6013) on "WATOP" channel.

  1. Feed them to other animals
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  2. "They said I could be anything, so I became a TANK." -Armadillo, prolly
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  3. They vandalized a mink farm. Got it
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  4. "Don't ask questions like that shark who bored me. I ate his liver with a puffer fish and a nice cormorant." -Hannibal Orca
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  5. "Do not come between the Nazgu and its prey."
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  6. When it comes to picky hunters, the craziest are the humans. Humans have been known to kill prey just to use its skin for clothes. In some environments where there were few humans and bountiful hunting grounds humans had no use for much of the meat of they killed so it is sometimes left to rot. In other cases, populations of prey animals are wiped out just so rival human groups couldn't have them.
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  7. Goldfish don't like saltwater or something?
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  8. 1:45 CORRECTION. The tensile strength of kevlar is 20 times that of steel. That's resistance to pulling.
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  9. Humans can be like this too, but you don't notice as much since we patch each other up the best we can. By all accounts, humans should die upon losing both legs, but we simply make chairs with wheels on them.
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  10. If you're getting auto-removed stop using expletives and keywords considered threatening
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  11. The reason we see so many examples of animals surviving critical injuries is because dead animals are a daily occurrence all over the world and animals dying of minor wounds is an equally common sight
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  12. I insist we rename the Sea Pig to "Poseidon's Roomba."
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  13. That's also what slaughterhouses do with the bones. They grind them up for chicken feed.
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  14. They seem like an excellent choice for fish farming since they grow really big really quickly and can lay huge amounts of eggs.
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  15. Don't tell Heimlich
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  16. The viewcounter isn't in real time
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  17. Really? Because human wars always boil down to the same things animals fight over. Alpha status, women, and material possessions.
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  18. There's always a reason, and frankly the reasons boil down to the same things you see among animals. Material possessions, access to females, and alpha status.
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  19. Those Pandas are strangely trusting of humans around their babies. Any other momma bear would have ripped the zookeeper apart just for looking at the cub.
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  20.  @rosspearl717  Dude, I slaughter my own rabbits.
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  21. *rage
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  22. "Animal rights" idiots don't care about animals, they hate humans. One diary farmer on Facebook said his videos get routinely trolled by people straight up lying about what is in the video
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  23. It's called the k-factor
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  24. Starlight was probably a scam.
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  25. Objection: The ancient Greeks saw many species now extinct. A bird-croc symbiote is plausible.
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  26. Murder makes the world go round!
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  27. When it comes cajoined humans: Why do we never see one body with two heads? We see twins cajoined because a bone is connected and maybe some organs are shared, but we never see two headed people.
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  28. Dude, these rights activists don't believe they are doing the right thing, it's just an excuse to harass and vandalize. In one case some idiots stole a diary cow and were so bad at taking care of it they didn't realize it was pregnant until the calf was a month old
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  29. "Don't be fooled by cute, they are skilled hunters." As if the domestic cat isn't one of the most genocidal creatures out there?
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  30. 14:20 BTW, this also means a pelican will totally eat your baby
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  31. And people complain when humans use a captive bolt gun to get meat.......
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  32. Test for The Thing. I think Crab is The Thing.
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  33. It was always code for harassment
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  34. Horses are technically an invasive species in America when some Spaniards had to cut their horses loose and abandoned them. Best invasive species ever, that's how the Indians got horses to replace the sled dogs they were using
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  35. Excuse me, but I must call the exorcist
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  36.  @lefantomer  I ain't complaining
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  37. This is congo
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  38. 2:30 Why do the poachers not eat the sawfish while they're at it?
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  39. They do fear man, that's why they jump those who getto close
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  40. We'll do whatever we want with wild animals
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  41. *harassment
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