Comments by "" (@richardlafleur8389) on "Salty Cracker" channel.

  1. Toronto: The reason why Justin Trudeau is still a thing.
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  2. The problem isn't that Brandon keeps falling asleep, it's that he keeps waking up.
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  3. Fun fact: His full name is actually Neil deGrasse-Tyson-Dunning-Kruger.
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  4.  @NunyaNomi  "Homicidal" would imply that you feel like killing a human being. I wouldn't classify the kind of person who would do such a thing to a child as a human being.
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  5. @@dcelecr Maybe not, but it's a good start. I'll take the small victories when I can get them.
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  6.  @Charles_Anthony  He's 11. He'll learn skills.
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  7.  @harryjohnson9136  For what? Hurting your feelings and aggravating your severe daddy issues aren't incarcerable offences.
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  8. "There's no such thing as kid-flavored ice cream." Are you sure about that, Salty? Would you really put such a thing past these people?
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  9. "...we're gonna drag this out..." I see what you did there!
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  10.  @user-kcrpine  THANK you! I constantly have to make that distinction for people.
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  11. I know the salt must flow, but I think I just got a sodium overdose...
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  12. Dude's sporting some serious Wilford Brimley in "The Thing" energons.
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  13. Did you mean to say "...dozes more..."?
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  14.  @yedder7628  The guy doesn't know how to operate a gas pump and you want him running the country? Good luck with that.
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  15. Dude looks like Michael Moore Lite.
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  16. I can just hear their little Boston accents: "Take that, ya fuckin' queeahs!"
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  17. "Bangin' his brother's dead widow"? Actually, that wouldn't surprise me at this point...
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  18.  @camyellowface1350  Or in Walz's case "The Extraneous Tampon".
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  19.  @davideskerlot2945  Salty's beard: "I'll be back."
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  20. I say we just change the name to "Shooteenth" or "Gunteenth". Shall we take a poll?
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  21. Gary Busey and Clint Howard's love child.
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  22.  @erroneous6947  She definitely wears the pants & the strap-on.
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  23. Yeah, but what is a woman?
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  24. "Cumbrellas" 😂😂 That one's going straight to the vocab.
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  25. Good luck to all the people who swoop in and buy up that property. That shit is gonna be SOOOOO haunted.
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  26. Little kid: "F you, Biden!" Biden: "I'm gonna F you, little kid."
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  27. Guy kinda looks like Salty's evil Canadian cousin, actually...
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  28. My question is who the hell would hire that creature in the first place?
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  29. "...I can't wait until you piss off a trans person that actually is as unhinged as you claim to say they all are." Well, I guess it's a good thing for Matt that he's no longer in elementary school.
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  30. This guy's case is like Nick Sandmann's turned up to 11. His litigative remunerations should reflect that.
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  31. You mean the shituation room, Brandon.
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  32. The mayor of Dolton is a dolt? Checks out.
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  33.  @ChrisSuperDude  You fail! Your list doesn't even mention the most oppressedest of the oppressed: the transes!
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  34. Gotta say, I love the barely-concealed "What a fuckin' idiot" grin that cop has on his face.
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  35. I'm guessing these tards had to resort to using duct tape to keep their PVC together because they sniffed all the glue.
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  36. let's see if comment shows up
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  37.  @dvg4104  Fidel Castro, a skank, and a lot of booze & drugs, to be exact.
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  38. The most absurd thing about this story is that people are still watching John Oliver (allegedly).
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  39. "You have special powers." Yes, Bill, it's called "deductive reasoning", a power very common among thinking adults. I can see, however, that to a leftist who needs to have his opinions and beliefs fed to him, the concept of being able to use one's own brain might appear to be a "special power".
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  40. You're so much smarter than the rest of us, anarchist edgelord.
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  41. This is actually the most Colbert has ever made me laugh. If he keeps his little tantrums up, his ratings are going to skyrocket!
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  42.  @pickeljarsforhillary102  What they really need are some dia-beatins!
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  43. Glorious. Did anyone out there see the Swedish climate protester pansy who got clocked by a large boom camera while being a Swedish climate protester pansy?
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  44. Jack would be VERY popular in county jail. 💩🍆
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