Comments by "Wom Bat" (@wom_Bat) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. The onion old stuff needs to be preserved as culturally important in some kind of preservation vault. This stuff is absolute gold.
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  2. "We have to remember liberating a country is fun" Best line.
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  3. 1:50 was great
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  4. They need a Darfur movie like hotel Rwanda. Thanks to that movie title i booked a trip for my family to the famous hotel Rwanda....
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  5. You don't remember the rise of Octavia? Get informed.
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  6. "We don't know what's in them" 😂😂😂😅 lil neither does Pfizer.
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  7. The onion has many layers....
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  8. Almost 7 years since you commented and it's still hilarious.
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  9.  @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102  technically Canada had hovering flying saucers in the 50s but they foolishly devoted to hover craft's instead... We could have ben flying in cars by now. Thanks Canada.....
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  10. His poker face is legendary.
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  11. Virtual virtue signaling is on the rise in 2022. We need a traditional onion style Exposé on the matter.
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  12. "I'm a big ole bear 🐻"
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  13.  @maazkalim  not American at all, proud Canadian with ukranian and Irish blood. Infact the cool stuff I was talking about was killed by American greed, and a few self interested bought Canadians.
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  14. Do they have one for the butt? Asking for a friend...
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  15. In Iran gays are actually forced to have a sex change
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  16. For the hive...
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  17.  @spheredhawk67  Ann-Yeong!
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  18. They predicted Burnie Sanders....
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  19. "being our husbands, driving our cars"... Love it.
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  20. ".. And flexing for the angles" that part really got me😂😅
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  21. Can fake news ever be more relevant like 12 years later? This is honestly gold. Onion writers were genius and the actors are national treasures.
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  22. They have aged like fine French wine. They get even better with time.
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  23. This is the house hippo of politics
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  24. Helly-floppers
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  25.  @MrMLBson09  There are some comedians like Aristophanes or the stooges that habe stood the test of time. Yet most comedy becomes obselet as culture evolves. This will be funny until/if 9/11 is forgotten like the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
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  26. "Like idiot rapists" Omg i can hardly breath im laughing so hard
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  27. The bernie sanders at the end had me rolling.
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  28. So technical
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  29.  @Nothing4687  You're saying Bernie wasn't an old grizzled man who shook up the right? Are you feeling okay? I think you're having fever dreams again.
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  30. The onion used to be soooo good.
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  31. Lol all these people can't handle Egypt did something cool a few thousand years ago.
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  32. New meaning to soilent green
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  33. "Ha, Ha,... they are just there to get fu**ed" Amazing.
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  34. The news graphics are fantastic. Miss the good onion news.
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  35. Lol. Want an invitation to my world? I'll ride you hoarse... Show you what Ladie boys are packing.....
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  36. Well if you replace "dollar" with diffrent currencies it makes a lot of sense. Just turn part of your brain off and throw the rest into over drive.
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  37. I think onion wins at dead baby joke's...
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  38. You don't remember the The Official Senate Report on CIA Minotaur's: Committee Study of the Central Intelligence Agency?s Detention and Minotaur Program...?
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  39. How I view fast and the furious fans.
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  40. Omg he predicted covid response😳😬
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  41. I always wondered what happened to onions budget. I think i just found where it went.
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  42. The onion had many layers...
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  43. I miss the onion. They are a shadow of their former self.
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  44. 2:15 brilliant!
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  45. The bald actor must have had mixed feelings getting a call back for this job. "Oh sweet I nailed an audition.... For expert pedophile..."
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  46. Where in the world is Clifford Bains?
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  47. If only. My BA in history really helped me become a pool life guard.
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  48. Not a fan of Russian glory holes?
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  49. The only movie line that comes close is when Michael Ironside said "They sucked his brains out"
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  50. Well Canada invented hover crafts in the 50s. They also had a hovering saucer type craft, like a giant drone. It's only a matter of time till Canadian flying cars are next.
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  51. Love onion fakee news. So many layers
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  52.  @atrejunl  my favorite go to for an example is the autistic reporter they had. He was the funniest thing ever and done with reasonable respect yet still making autism jokes.
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  53. Use bulbasaurs to leafe blade the enemy....
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  54.  @TragoudistrosMPH  virtue signaling about virtue signaling. Now I've seen it all. If you actually care about a thing do it dont sit around talking about it.
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  55.  @Dian-kb2hg  pourquoi? What are you on about?
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  56. I had to learn about whales from TV 📺.
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  57. One day i wana die in a Donner party ish memorable fate. Despite me being female play me by Johnny deep.
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  58. What about ny 12 seasons on Xtube in 3days. I need help too.
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  59. Classic easy dish. I often make potatoes thst fall off the bone
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  60. I think Sylvia Browne would agree.....
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  61. Love
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  62. Omg cash for penny's...
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  63. So chimps are better then mentally deficient humans?
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  64. Idk why my nf hates these videos. They are cultural gold and need to be preserved.
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  65. Ah yes, who can honestly forget The Official Senate Report on CIA Minotaurs: Committee Study of the Central Intelligence Agency's Detention and Minotaur Program. Never forget.
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  66. 😂😂😂😅😅😅😄😄😄😝😝😝😛😛😃😃
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  67. Pamela: "killing you and escaping" How I feel in every interview.
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  68. Beautiful
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  69. Stay strong, you can pull through
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  70. I can't even contain my laughter i think i need a oxygen mask 😄😭😭😅😅😊😊
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  71.  @fordmustnagisbestcarath5046  kind of like Putin and his quarter truths.
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  72. Their timing and inflection is perfect. Onion was a real hidden jem mistreated by society. Now they kinda suck.
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  73. How to treat every iPhone 📱
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  74. I obow thus kid in California who nakes it in his garage. Legit it's on YouTube! taylor wilson
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  75. The sudoku killer joke had me burst into laughter. Omg the delivery was perfect.
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  76. Either way politicians secretly love women with a d*ck under the dress 👗
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  77. Love it!
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  78. Omg the Facebook like joke 😄🙏🏻
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  79. Where in the world is Clifford Bains?
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  80. Lol 10:22 and 3:18 and 5:29
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  81. This reninds me of that Claymation ET parody that lasted 2 season.
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  82. 1:30 kids trying sooo hard not to burst out laughing.
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  83. Where in the world is Clifford Bains
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  84. Worse then the no sticking rule
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  85. And then there was irony
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  86. Gold! Where is Clifford Bains now!
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  87. Gold, gold, gold....
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  88. What's a rob lox?
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  89. I love how they don't even know the name of the country.
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  90. Why couldn't they just habe settled with a 8 inch bovine axe wielding monster..... 😄
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  91. Where was the bad apple story?
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  92. Right! How the mighty habe fallen.
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  93. I wish the onion was still this amazing.
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  94. And now number 1 in sinking islands...
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