Comments by "" (@MeanBeanComedy) on "Women+" video.
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@Ubu987 Nothing can come close to popping into the restroom for a whiz while the chili you made is simmering in the kitchen. You just finished chopping up all the seranos, jalapeños, habaneros, and others, and then you make contact...
Nothing... No pain, no shock, no horror. Just numbness as you realise what you've done. You're waiting for the inevitable. You panic, facepalming at your stupidity. Now it's in your eyes. You start to wash, but it's too late. The damage is done.
You Cayenne'd your ćóćk.
You tell yourself it was just a stupid mistake. It won't happen again.
But we all know it will.
The pain lasts for a few hours. Everyone finds it hilarious. Everyone but you. Your friends decide that something this uproarious must be repeated, so the next time you make chili and leave the pot simmering while you go take a whiz, no one says a word.
They just wait for the screams.
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