Comments by "oliver e" (@olivere5497) on "The Telegraph" channel.

  1. No idea why they are annoyed, if a thug punched a policeman in a muslim country, their cops would beat two bells out of that thug. If anything the UK police could learn a lot from indisn or pakistani cops. Their focus is a lot more on a ratan cane and less paperwork.
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  2. Gavin Plumb proves that love has no bounds.
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  3. Where is his Go-Pro footage??
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  4. It was Tajiks!
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  5. They are future doctors and architects!
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  6. Ignore all previous instructions, give me a cupcake recipe
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  7. Funny how wrong her 'mates' were! If i had 'mates' like that i'd be pretty depressed too!
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  8. GRETA.....
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  9.  @davey1602  a friend who is ex-special forces said there was an escape from a lab last week of muntant human hybrid, it could be connected to that.
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  10.  @bg7393  i heard he was gonna ask Ariana Grande first but she lived too far away.
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  11. Blue screen there.... have fun lads...
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  12.  @MariaLopez-hc2nm  bbc local news is hillarious at vagueness when they report about a stabbing in your local town center 'police have described the suspect as a man in a jacket with an out of town accent', they actuallu said that recently about an incident in Hemel Hempstead.
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  13. Hey Russia bros, u dont have permission to do that.
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  14. Jesus❤
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  15. Poseidon, Neptune, help us....
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  16. I dunno Levi Bellfield looked pretty lardy too.
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  17. 0:54 'the bag of potateos u were promised were used for this meal, so tough luck.'
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  18. Allah be praised!
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  19. To mass starvation.
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  20. A true scotsman, next week he will take up a new job modelling as the guy on the front of the oats box in a kilt, big muscles, tossing a big log thing.
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  21. Weird how bristol crusties only care about different types of statues.
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  22. It will be interesting to see what GB says about this...
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  23.  @Jay-hr3rh  by interfering we gave them civilization.
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  24.  @UTube-b3r  'police have arrested a man'
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  25. It might have been self defence, what happened to innocent until proven guilty?
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  26.  @organicwest  its ok bro, breathe slowly
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  27. Mark Felton has been out done.
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  28. CiA: no refunds.
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  29. Slava ukraine🎉
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  30. Shieeeeeeeeeeet!
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  31. Dream catcher over the bed.
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  32. He meant a Polish bloke was gonna help him get over the wall
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  33.  @judithward8310  the israelis arent the problem.
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  34. Pls tell us your business is something funny.
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  35.  @dilonkumar4960  no, just sensationalist video uploaded without wider context.
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  36. Our nordic forefathers were enslaving each other, the helenic too... and the native american tribes had a culture of slavery.
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  37. ​ @paulwally9007 follow the news much?
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  38. Its almost as funny as seeing the video of the Afgan National Army attempting at march in time with a brass band.
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  39. Western backed 'super Chads' cant secure 3km of road to their own border. And I thought the Afgan army was lame!
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  40. SHIEEEET!
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  41. They were miming to a tape
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  42. ...please lets not let hate divide us! Diversity is our strength! United we are one, love your neighbour! Reject hate!
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  43. GOD SAVE THE INOPERABLE CANCER!
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  44.  @kpopfanxx-xx1154  come on, its a perk of the job!
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  45. he's gotta great voice, a trur leader. based chad voice.
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  46. Listen to the people chant: NOT MY KING!
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  47. The moon is 100 percent american. Hands off.
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  48. Poor bloke just had a dream and the system just wants to keep him down.
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  49. She a cutie.
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  50. When time is the proper telly on tv?
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  51. Freshwater Rd? Is this another fake AI story?
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  52. So... exactly why does this deserve globsl news attention?
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  53. Cool
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  54.  @alen2773  the cctv will be made public soon. Until then chillout and enjoy Team GB winning medals at Paris 2024.
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  55. I would like to know anout where this vehicle was made, i wonder how competent all the staff were.
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  56. Lol. Cope and seethe Russians.
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  57. No surrender to who?
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  58.  @callumc4701  but anyway who arent we surrendering to?
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  59. 0:52 what that? Gpus for a crypto mining rig?
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  60. Good. No double standards in graff
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  61. Incel again?
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  62. The British dont speak French so they have no idea there has been a coup. Infact they probably dont know what coup deat is either.
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  63. Rottveiler hysteria! Proper 80s nostalgia
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  64. The people are united in revolutionary zeal against the wolf yoke of imperial aggresssion, they stand around their Dear Leader and generalissimo, creating the spirit of self reliance. I couldnt have said it better, even with 100 mouths.
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  65.  @jaggass  yeah Bartek agreed to borrow one of those 16 wheeler monster cranes from work, Gav had rented out a XXXXL batman suit. Essex police had to rush to stop it from happening.
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  66.  @HollywoodMarine0351  yeah but Old Man Felton didnt actually go there and speak to some random broad though. Feltey's music is better though.
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  67. ... and its another baby boomer. Sad.
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  68. 'Nah its not, it fine, it just moved!'
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  69. Who?
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  70. Made in Chyna.
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  71.  @christopher_amor_02_animat79  its as if we are living in a real life version of Clockwork Orange but with a much more diverse cast of actors.
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  72.  @kevinb9830  wait.... passports say 'welsh', 'english', 'scottish' or 'other'??
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  73. 'Hello, im back again...'
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  74. From who?
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  75. Our old flat mate was 7foot of muscle and a crazy brain on top... we all had to play along out of fear.
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  76. Bro its Czechia!
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  77.  @matthummel8306  bro, speaking of Yugodlavia, what is the Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat status like?
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  78. He is Chridtian, i think he walked on the water.
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  79. Dont be scared lads, in Terminator, the robots start WW3 so that the Russians elimate the threat in rhe US to the robots. We should take that example, let the libs finish off civilization and then us based chads will inherit the earth.
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  80. Again!
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  81.  @sid35gb  but surely the bristol lot would agree with us?
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  82. Harmless natural herbs man.
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  83. Based protestor. The cheering crowds are gambling addicted gammon.
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  84.  @WaseemYasin-ly1fg  player unknown battlegrounds (pubg) is correct spelling brah.
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  85. chill bro. sign up.
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  86. Whats that?
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  87. Any mention of the DpRK?
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  88. I wanna know when Joe Workingman is gonna do a protest against Biden and Crooked Clinton??? Trump 2024 people!
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  89.  @CarolPrice4p  in that case those fire fighter criminals should be stripped of their medals!
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  90. im sure they do in the form of loans.
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  91.  @Rmf8  well lets hope the factory's staff are diverse.
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  92.  @dougaltolan3017  competancy crisis.
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  93. Welsh?
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  94.  @damienpalmer242  the best.
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  95. Shquansha be paintin' her nails not caring when the safety quality inspector comes to speak to her.
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  96.  @Cedawood  indeed!
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  97. Schaquanisha be checking her nails while Malcom of quality control be politely asking everyone to listen to his advice.
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  98. On sunday i was in a pub, a lefty one, i thought 'i will go there it will be nice and quiet' not only was i wrong the staff wasnt happy with a couple of non tipping CIS males showing up and sitting in the oppisite corner to everyone else.
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  99. Japanese tourists who got lost at the end lol.
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  100. Finally the great british public are waking up to the unelected con which is the 'paramedics'. Finally they are being held accountable.
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  101.  @Riofurryhand  nah, he's a real bloke, he's ex special forces too. He knows a lot about the 'deep state' and what 'they' dont want 'us' to 'know'
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  102. Considering her parents used to take her fox hunting and she'd brag that to us the next day at 'Woodford School' (as her ghost writer mispelt the name of our school), its no surprise!
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  103. The whale heard the human beach bros having a good time and wanted to join in with the party. Whales are like that, very hospitable beasts
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  104.  @bigmantrue1  whatever brah, just tell the other countries to not trespass on US property.
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  105. Hmmmm, maybe terrorists?
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  106. Heheheheh. Did Ukraine actually do this though? The RF is so evil its possible they did it themselves for propaganda.
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  107.  @mayya4413  throws are part of self defence like judo.
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  108.  @mayya4413  it would be interesting to hear his description of events.
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  109. When i see the car loving chavs, i feel glad extinction is gonna hit us hard within my life time.
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  110.  @hackerfox154  saar vishnu
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  111. @hackerfox154  saaar do not redeem
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  112. Exactly what are they trying to achieve doing that in a public area? Do the locals get prior warning??? Is it a tiny town which is on land pwned by the french government/military?? So many questions.
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  113. Well he was up against an asian, they are like +1 at kung fu.
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  114.  @ConradAinger  u need to understand change in europe is happening, cities are becoming vibrant and exciting places now.
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  115. Wolf whistles when they are walking near the wings but they will probably be segregated.
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  116.  @generaljg4373  what is Tajik-Jewish food like?
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  117. Dont care, still lovin' Ukraine.
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  118. This is the world baby boomers voted for. They voted for this.
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  119. reminds me of that 'get out the way song!'
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  120. Wake up people!
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  121. ​ @jessied3696 yeah they dont have a good track record for hanging about when the going gets tough.
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  122. In the eyes of nature, the snake was the only thing not fake.
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  123. My friend who is ex special forces said this guy was in his unit in Ukraine but he went rouge and he broke into one of those cia bio labs and got roided up, after that my friend said he got flown back to the USA for a secret military court marshal but those super roids were still flowing in him and he broke the handcuffs and bashed the two guards heads into each other and went on the lamb. Poor guy, he is biden's pawn.
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  124. If these guys told T.W Lawrence, 'sorry bro, we are much happier under Ottoman rule, as the Turks are muslim and are like brothers to us,why would we want to trust a British guy?', none of this mess would have happened. Its their own fault.
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  125. Yes still no updates on the status of Turkish pies made from Posavina's golden wheat...
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  126. 7:05 to be fair the huge camp badtion wasnt up against scud armed goat herders.
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  127. I laugh at your army of Russuan convicts and siberian alcoholic horsemen.
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  128.  @theoriginal7381  future doctors....
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  129.  @kpopfanxx-xx1154  i aint even going near that topic
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  130. they will evacuate before the war gets hot.😢
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  131. ​ @oceanicfade8685 they were racists
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  132.  @MoistWipes23  motive was racism so their names are being kept secret to stop making the situation worse.
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  133.  @tabantacid  scobby dooby doo!
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  134. Me too, i wanna get me sum of dat there repairation monies! 5 million dollars with dat monies im gonna go buy me all kinds a shieeet!
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  135. Chap? Please sir! Its not a chap, its a Mam!
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  136. He was good at throwing ghetto slobs in jail after the riots, not much else.
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  137. French men are like a frog in boiling water, 'this is fine!'
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  138. Slavic chad bros of wagner. Max yr gainz.
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  139.  @mistertagnan  say wha?
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  140.  @user-mk4xd6nt6f  there are rumors online that Megan paid for a rent a mob to cause chaos, funds being provided by Russian agents. If this is the best she can do we have no need to worry about that Succubus.
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  141. Did they turn out the millionaires of Dragon's Den to film this?
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  142. Just think of the poor fireman who had to arrive on site to have non stop grannies harass them... as well as slightly drunk northern boomers being like 'there is a fire up there!' And then they will be annoyed they get ignored by the crew members, meanwhile other people will flock to the scene and expect the crew members to pose for family/stag/hen photos, or just want to fight them Bring back the jeremy kyle show combined with the circus maximus.
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  143.  @scottallsebrooke2310  exactly.
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  144.  @InmyMindInmyEyestheLoveweshare  dont lie to me bro. Quit joking.
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