Comments by "Chompy the Beast" (@chompythebeast) on "ACAB: Why All Cops Are Bastards" video.

  1. Deny Defend Depose
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  2.  @MedicAthlete24W  lmao dude
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  3. Right? It's not our fault they crack down on any peacekeeping force devised and supported by the people
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  4.  @roastbeef4918  This is an entirely false dichotomy. How is "corporatism", if we decide it exists as an independent -ism, not a direct result of capitalism? Especially considering it is unique to capitalism (ie cannot exist under socialism), it is illogical to separate "corporatism" from capitalism. If it were a distinct theory, it could readily be explained using dialectics. However, I have never seen anyone claiming "corporatism" even attempt to explain how it's truly separate from capitalism. It's just a rhetorical deflection
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  5. Always say "no cops". Except half the time then they only send cops, depending especially on where you are
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  6.  @spencersnead8160  There are mountains of stats. People who always ask "what did he do to deserve it?" are not interested in studies or stats or history or facts, they have already made their (purely ideological) conclusion
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  7. "Grrr anecdotal evidence" "Here are some statistics of solve rate, DV, use of force, racial bias..." "Grrr just bad apples"
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  8.  @roastbeef4918  That's a rudimentary description of capitalism with a little moralizing tossed in. How is that different from capitalism, which is, essentially, the holding of the means of production almost entirely under the control of the upper class(es)? How could a system captured by such class(es) not inevitably result in what you describe?
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  9. Fun fact: Seattle Police have an international travel budget. Number One destination is Canada, which, sure, makes sense. Bet you can guess Number Two tho lol
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  10. The difference between subsidized people's safety and subsidized bourgeois security
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  11. @bobbobby3085 Read the above reply lol
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  12.  @presage23  I'm not laughing at that, but at the last part, where he says it's probably because they're so busy doing great things elsewhere. It's true they won't do shit, but thay guy is in these replies absolutely lapping at them boots
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  13.  @MedicAthlete24W  "Podunk didn't do it so it's not true across the board!" lmao, smart as a cop for sure
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  14. So many piggies are either failed or former boots
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  15. I still can't believe a AAA game depicted the Battle of LA
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  16.  @adammarjanovic  way to blow your cover immediately. The same people who say your first comment always reveal they ultimately just don't care
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  17. Eazy-E, Macklemore, a million others...
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  18.  @presage23  Apparently, from other comments, that dude is/was a cop. Soooo yeah, go figure
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  19. 🚩☭✊
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  20. The Deadly Exchange
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  21. That's funny, cuz I thought AFAB was a riff on ACAB when I first heard it, but didn't know what it might mean. ΑΙΙ Fυcκεrs Αre Βαsταrds?
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  22. Of course without a warrant they had no right to enter, they lied to you
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  23. That sounds like deliberate discrimination of course, but you don't have to answer questions like that just walking down the road with no "probable cause for suspicion". I'm sure they'd just escalate tho :( They hate walkers
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  24. Probably not call someone who won't show for hours
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  25.  @MedicAthlete24W  lmao what? What even is that last sentence? No wonder you love the cops lol
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  26. Not even funny tbh, boomer humor totally unlike Lonely Island
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  27. Ok hasbara lol
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  28. I mean that's largely correct. It's an indictment of a system, of an institution, not a petty individualist insult (not that it can't be that in the moment as well)
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  29. Abandon individualist thought, embrace systemic understanding
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  30. I wish you and yours the best in organizing
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  31. lol ok hasbara
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  32.  @kenseitakesi4521  That's not what "ΑCΑΒ" means, though. It is a systemic indictment. How fun or cool an individual officer may be is completely beside the point
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  33. Literally none of them defunded. Read a book
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  34.  @darkartsdabbler2407  Copaganda, that's what, friend. Which it simply is, if that word has any meaning at all. And a waste of Andy Samberg's edge
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  35. Are you doing that "thin blue line between civilization and chaos" shtick rn?
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  36.  @blitztactique4689  Imperialism: The Highest Form of Capitalism and The State and Revolution by Lenin Blackshirts & Reds by Michael Parenti Reform or Revolution? by Rosa Luxemburg On Practice and Contradiction by Mao Thomas Sankara Speaks by Thomas Sankara All wonderful titles, all quite easy reads. Don't let Lenin intimidate you, he's quite sassy, and easy reading
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  37.  @blitztactique4689  You're very welcome, comrade. Thomas Sankara was a beautiful person with a beautiful heart, and that comes through in his writing. He was able to achieve so much in such a short time, hence why he was perceived as such a threat by the west. He's a personal hero of mine and one of the great revolutionaries of the 20th century. I'm sure you will find his speeches uplifting and inspiring!
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  38. No, it is founded in statistical, historical, and systemic analysis
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  39. This again? They're not even mutually exclusive
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  40. I've seen French and German and British cops. I wouldn't call em anything but 🐷
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  41. Tf? lol
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  42. Leather lappers are always like "Oh yeah? Who you gonna call when your house is broken into??" And I'm like "Probably not someone who'll show up hours later." It's not our fault they make it illegal to organize our own public safety institutions, anyway lol
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  43. Sing it in call-and-response to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star": "Α-C-Α-Β, F-Τ-Ρ..." "ΑΙΙ Cορs Αre Βαsταrds, Fυcκ Τhe ΡοΙice!"
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  44. Fight The Power
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  45. Those haven't existed for decades
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  46.  @MedicAthlete24W  omg lol your podunk gang didn't send you, so it's just not true across the board? Βαsταrd
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  47.  @MedicAthlete24W  Go somewhere you aren't hated, whatever flyover it may be. 1312
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  48.  @kenseitakesi4521  That is completely beside the point that the phrase is making
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  49.  @blitztactique4689  I didn't even realize it, my friend, but today (depending where you are in the world) is Sankara's birthday! What an honor to recall him so fondly so close to such a date. Thomas Sankara truly lives. Yet I am from the land that killed him. The imperial core, the belly of the beast. The Pacific Northwest. So it goes. What about yourself, comrade?
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  50. Hmmm, a traceable history studied by hundreds of published scholars readily verified by independent research, or a hostile YouTube comment citing nothing...?
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  51. I have posted both slogans mentioned in the top comment and first reply in my window for years now lol
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  52.  @alekz112  I've seen it many times, but never used by someone who didn't understand it lol
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  53. Not a union, but a gang
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  54. Is that what you'd ask the ΡFLΡ?
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  55. Immaterial to the point being made, and idk what's chill about a guy who straps for capitalists for a living
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  56. Sing it in call-and-response to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star": "Α-C-Α-Β, F-Τ-Ρ..." "ΑΙΙ Cορs Αre Βαsταrds, Fυcκ Τhe ΡοΙice!"
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  57. "There is only one solution..."
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  58. Always victim blaming with the ΒΟΟΤ Ιιcκεrs, such as in the replies...
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  59. 🐷
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  60. Oink, oink, piggy, piggy
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  61.  @adammarjanovic  whyte moment
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  62.  @boris32231  You have good experiences with Finnish cops?
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  63.  @ramonpablito9154  ΑCΑΒ
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  64.  @mikerizos510  Just awful. The worst. We owe no ID to a cop if we're on foot and doing no wrong
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  65.  @MedicAthlete24W  Lmao what? Talk about "anecdotal" lol. Cops absolutely love talking to kids at the door, because they can be invited in super easily, they can literally, legally lie in order to trick people into allowing access without a warrant. Nothing about this story is hard to believe, and that weird last sentence says more about you than op
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  66.  @MedicAthlete24W  lmao what? Weird, weird defense of cops, talk about "anecdotal" lol. They love talking to kids at the door, they're much easier to trick into granting permission to enter without a warrant
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  67.  @MedicAthlete24W  Anyway they absolutely love when kids answer the door. They are supposed to ask permission to enter without a warrant, and it is much easier to baffle a child into offering it than an adult. That weird bit about corporal punishment, again, says waaay more about you than it does op
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  68. Spencer with the cοραgαndα in the replies lol
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  69. Ill-fitting pfp
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  70.  @j.w.213  lol read the above reply
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  71. Third most funded military organization on the planet with no targets but the very people forced by their guns to foot their bills. A clear violation of the 4th Amendment (as if that was the biggest issue)
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  72.  @Nathanjr311  $13.12 🐷
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  73.  @FearRogue9  Podunk cops in my experience are only "chill" if you look like you're from there (white & dressed "correctly") and treat them like absolute dignitaries. Give me city cops who are too lazy to get off their phone and are called slurs 24/7 any day
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  74.  @FearRogue9  Podunk cops in my experience are only "chill" if you look like you're from there (white & dressed "correctly") and treat them like absolute dignitaries. Give me city cops who are too lazy to get off their phone and are called names 24/7 any day
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  75.  @FearRogue9  Podunk cops in my experience are only "chill" if you look like you're from there (white & dressed "correctly") and treat them like absolute dignitaries
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  76.  @FearRogue9  backwater cops are only "chill" if one looks like one is from there (white & dressed "correctly") and one treats them like fuckin dignitaries
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  77.  @blitztactique4689  Marxist-Leninist-Maoist?
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  78.  @dtekiddo8400  Amerikkka is a settler-colonial entity
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  79.  @dtekiddo8400  It does when the country is a settler-colonial entity
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  80.  @Mikey_Sales  Hours to show, 2% solve rate, crackdowns on anyone else horning in on their protection racquet — not sure about that
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