Comments by "Chompy the Beast" (@chompythebeast) on "THE GREATEST BRIEF EVER FILED" video.

  1. The guillotine is literally a more humane method of slaughtering food than what is used in American meat packing plants. Fun fact, filming the inside of a meat packing plant is literally considered an act of terrorism
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  2.  @Robespierre-II  The Onion doesn't usually report facts as if they were funny, that's not very good satire
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  3. Do it anyway, it's protected speech and they need another reason to go home and take out their rage on their spouses
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  4. Abolition now
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  5. Cops are spineless and so thin-skinned you can see their blue blood under the thin white sheets of their flesh. Flip off every cop you see
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  6. When "a few bad apples" doesn't cut it, just arrest those who call you out and say it was because they impeded the police's work carrying out systemic racism
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  7. I mean, the cops were never fair, that's not what they do. They're an instrument of ruling class control, so of course they're not going to so anything to undermine that
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