Comments by "Dave Powell" (@davepowell7168) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. The poor Prince was forced into early retirement, ex-squaddies should all need security work in 'merica or whatever. One of our more sensible exports. He's not here anyway, small loss.
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  2.  @chriscaunter870  This man is of sound character, but needs a little practice with ignorant people yet to appreciate genius.
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  3. Stand on a box in your local town and l might subscribe. I would ban you from live gigs because of attention to wokism, your humour is a crime against state, peace and humanity being too tame. Learn to rant with venom
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  4.  @erikdeeNOSPELLSNO  This guy is not about to seem woke, relax
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  5. Sharpwit, Shabani didn't fall either. Stay vigilant lest the binary weapon is unleashed.
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  6. I'm a perfectly reasonable retired gentle person and when the government have crucified me publicly l will agree to the vaccination. Nice sterile stainless steel nails please because l am vegetablarian, similar to vegetarian but much louder and more annoying. Or put something in the needle l might like as well, heroin or equivalently expensive and exotic. I have never tried injecting anything but its at the very end of my bucket list presuming the NHS haven't squandered all of the money l paid for my end of the line incontinence cash on batflu variant boosters and advertising we all dress like a game of doctors and nurses for ever and ever to amuse someone who obviously didn't get enough playtime as a child. I'm not playing, l am not coming out to play or participating in my spare This particular party of pantomime politics has lost the plot. Pathetic plague poorly produced (made where?) Just curious 🤔 can it be sent back. Maybe a quality control error, 2 star performance. I don't listen to men in pink t-shirts as a matter of principle, so its policy nothing personal. I don't think plague protection t-shirts will sell. Be more positive. .. Print' pandemic survival' on the front and something witty on the back. What about 'BBC, free to a good home ' on the front and 'at least it's free in mine ' for the back. Stay busy man, be less respectful. Your only qualification is being banned.
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  7. I suspect the lady was not married for phenomenal powers of recall.
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  8. In an age when people write their comments instead of listening to your puerile humour, l read all 8 to relieve my mental anguish. Some, and they know who they are did not actually hear past the first paragraph uttered. I find people that keep talking when I am politely trying to loudly interrupt very annoying. We should encourage the brave eco-warriors ! Advise heavier clothing, weights hidden in overalls. The Police could drink more. Fueling mobile water canons. Conflict is a spice of life. Eco-warrior? Feel the breeze.... Sit in a field for one night and you'd want to feeling rapid climate change. Pop-up the Greenhouse effect thermostat !
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  9. Typical bludger mindset ya woolly woofta
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  10. One wants to be like common people?
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  11.  @DaveCarterAL  Busy stylarking around?
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  12.  @mccumiskey87  Softer than the turd from a post Parliament party.
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  13. This 'comedian' fails to pronounce the word twat properly. When being used as an adjective' twat 'should be spoken with more protraction: ' To - wat' condensed to almost one syllable. When used thus the upper lip is raised enough so the brief flash the teeth expresses greater contempt. Unless perhaps the word was being used as a noun replacement for Thames? Silly key- unt ...
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  14. I naively thought Lois Lane was the ultimate shag
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  15. The first century of mosques all face Petra not Mecca, fundamentally misdirected places of worship may perhaps contribute to fundamentally misdirected minds.
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  16.  @bluelady4183  Yummy 😋
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  17. Finally a real kickarse name for the brandspanking new Transformer batflu variant we all wanted on our Christmas list 😀
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  18. Humility is absent?
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  19. For all of the intelligentsia the lights went out on Christmas when the tomb of a Santa Claus was unearthed in the last century. The stake in the skeleton suggests that his nocturnal behaviour was certainly festive even if unpopular at the time. Yo ho hoodlumerry x-mas
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  20. It's a great idea! 👍
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  21. Lick money, the Chinese sanitised theirs as this obvious vector of transmission was being used by peasants to immunise themselves before a vaccine was available. No other country bothers, do your own research or live in fear of invisible batflu.
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  22. @Sam Black The 1890 plague programmed the immune system system for 1918. The seeds are planted and complacency is being crafted.
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  23. You fuckawfully ignorant little twonk ! (A respectfully constructive observation not an ad hominem criticism) The deal went down like this: The US had to launder a shedload of money, secure the resources of the Caspian basin and the Afghans needed to get tooled up and knew a guy who might be sitting on piles of smack . Things kicked off.... So to sweeten the deal the Tally boys thru in the lithium mines and the US promised poliomyelitis for the kids. The true perception of deep geopolitical science is a remotely ethereal destiny. Edit to state categorically: Call me an Uber . Go to the next world in style. The Americans showed real style by not taunting the Muslims. Muhammad prayed toward Petra , not Mecca. Any questions mortals?
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  24. Please please no ! Wokism is now essential to my understanding of modern world culture, keeping in touch with the very generous narrowing of pronouns to a legal nicety (if you have not suffered the prolonged anguish of of sitting in a court of law for jury service look it up). Such niceties have been hard earned by victims of sexual prejudice . My little dog shall be named 'Spunky' after my son. Not just to shout the name excessively loudly for no reason in the park, more to express his or possibly hers (l am too woke to look now) freedom of choice.
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  25. Foolish boy , one day you shall repent your your political ignorance Dr. Peppa, Mr Boris ,Sleepy Joe were all long extinct characters in the muppet show years ago.....ask anyone. Fuck all to do with politics ,l suspect that you confused children's entertainment with current events? An easy mistake, now run along and don't do it again
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  26. How dare you criticise our exports, it's usually empty containers and trash for recycling .Do your research.
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  27. I was at risk too being nearly 80. There was a 90nm ninja nuisance on this small island, an invisible and silent potential killer ! No vaccine was available yet. The Chinese were sanitising their money aware this was an obvious vector of transmission. Scientists had already released papers in peer review journals with virus survival times on surfaces outside of the human body. I didn't hesitate to lick money while I was feeling healthy and the little bastards were dead or dying. Immunisation was simple and easy and better yet it cost fuck all. A few months later a jab became available but its irrelevant if you are not totally broke. This world gets dumber every day.
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  28. QE2 Christmas speech will go ahead as usual on YouTube.One thinks Netflix frightfully common a Palace insider rumoured.
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  29. I suspected Prince Andrew of horizontal leisure with a young woman ,not a minor as you suggest. His known association with a suspected paedophile mastermind hopefully gained him much needed intelligence, perhaps he was an undercover Ml6 operative just taking one for the team. I'm sure he is bound to secrecy by gentleman's agreement.
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  30.  @jedfra9172  l got plenty of venom ! But no balls. Rental of batflu free boxes is not easy either
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  31. Bludger b/s
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  32.  @ScragNath  shame on your rellies
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  33.  @ScragNath  Sorry man I was just jesting, if you are pissed I can pull it
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  34.  @ScragNath  Top bloke 👌
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  35. The authentic virus has been ignored for all the new variants smuggled in by 'undocumented migrants ' I miss the original corona 19, l was a fan back in the day (a guilty secret). COVID RIGHTS! They don't do a good 'made in China ' stamped on the bottom Batflu anymore, just no guarantee with knockoffs.
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  36. Your obviously related, written all over you homie.
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  37. I've been licking money and asking people to cough in my face for 2 years...... Perhaps l'm just too old, poor and stupid to get these exotic batflu variants? Or not old, poor and stupid enough. I just can't be bothered with vaccination .
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  38. These unfortunates need guidance. Heavily weighted overalls with drag resistant materials should help. The law abiding citizens can use collapsible alloy sack trucks for easy removal of protesters without injury. A national record of protesters moved per minute should place Britain well in a potentially new and exciting international sport
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  39. Tripping balls tourguide candidate application upload viewer will let you know.
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  40. That was well worth the wait, thank goodness a man of the cloth has stood in for the awoken, pussywinkley guy that usually does the post .l would suggest a fate for him but even a covid free crucifixion is currently considered a cruel and unusual punishment. I peeked into my Christmas gift but no exotic viral varieties for me, the government and the NHS will pull through by next year l hope. Then I will get a hospital bed and free exotic extras, a fit nurse , ninety nanometers of ninja nonsense (omnicron) so l am not alone and have a silent, invisible, superhero friend to talk to. Internet propaganda must surely be for the greater good 👍
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  41. It would obviously be in the public interest to hide behind curtains in perpetuity. Just to be on the safe side
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  42. Banned ? Prove it please
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  43. Quackademics do feck all except repeat standard trope as is our job. There is no doubt about this, it says so in the staff room manual.
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  44. Duke Squaddie of Zomerset or wherever should do something interesting, water polo on horseback as a new sport for the wealthiest? Just starting a new race of ' Gingians 'is now history. Why does he feel so insecure?
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  45. Stolen valour, fear mongering political trope . Try becoming a comedic myth like me!
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  46. Let's go back to a tooled up Taliban, free poliomyelitis for the kids, guaranteed slabour in the lithium mines or farming poppies. Insulating Britain is great sport! 👍
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  47. Will it really be available at good stores near me in time? Conservative promises.....
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