Comments by "Garbage" (@swanblake) on "Auto Express" channel.

  1. Those black sensor nostrils in the front grill are hideous.
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  2. Vanquish S over this by a mile
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  3. TheVP no the Honda civic type R was
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  4. I love the Fiesta. I fully agree that Ford should have put Sync4 in the updated Fiesta here and not sure why they didnt. That aside, it doesn't need a hybrid or EV model. Its such a great driving experience that nothing in the segment can touch. Sadly people don't care about driving anymore. I think that is what is hurting the Fiesta. People just want appliance CUVs which is sad.
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  5. FWD, "coupe" four door SUV....... Everything that is wrong with BMW is shown I this X2. Sad
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  6. Was this a paid advertisement? Looking for the "promoted" on the video's title
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  7. Giving us what Tesla couldn't. Very impressed
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  8. Huracan Evo RWD would be my pick. Such a glorious sound from that V10 and looks fantastic. Really not a fan of the 992 looks or bulk. That said there really is no loser between these two.
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  9. I appreciate a reviewer who has an opinion than one that sounds like they are on the McLaren PR team.
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  10. Very stale and underwhelming upon first impression. Not a fan
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  11. So predictable and boring. Meh at best
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  12. Hate size creep. The 3 series is betting too big. Unless its fully optioned, a lot of plastics inside and the omission of Android Auto is embarrassing.
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  13. Definitely not a Tesla killer. Not a fan boy but will be honest, Tesla is still the best in the EV game. Porsche might change that with the Taycan but this Audi does nothing better nor new other than making mirrors very expensive
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  14. Is this better than a Mercedes AMG GT C/ GT R objectively?
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  15. Trying to change the tempature or volume at night is impossible given they couldn't "splurge" on illuminated buttons. The interior is cheap feeling and looking. The Mk7.5 Good is a better vehicle in my opinion. VW forcing this half baked touch capacitive everything with lagging tech is a nightmare. Not to mention voice controls do not work with a car full of shouting kids. Ask me how I know. Can't overlook the shortcomings on the new Mk8.
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  16. XC40 over this all day. Lexus CVT junk with no Android Auto or Apple Carplay. The worst interface made today. Very weak, late offering. Slow at best.
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  17. this guy is a bloody idiot
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  18. I really love this reviewer. His work on the new GT-R piece I thought was exceptional. I like him
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  19. A VW and a Mecedes are now considered British. Who knew.
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  20. Really not a fan of the rear end. Looks are subjective and all but I loved the 991 look and really don't get the wrap around rear. Honestly it's a great car I'm sure but really don't want to hear about wet mode being its greatest addition. If that is truely its selling feature I'd get the lighter 991
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  21. Now that is the styling language Audi needs to use. Don't change a thing
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  22. Fiesta ST is easily my number 1 pick. Cheap, fun, and lift off oversteer. I30 N is my number 2 for fun without the hideous looks or crazy high price tag of a Civic Type R blob
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  23. Very boring. This body style has been done before. Nothing new
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  24. not a fan of the gutless powertrains for a car with sporty intentions. Looks like a Juke but without power. Kind of pointless
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  25. Real shame what M cars have become with the outgoing M2 being the exception. Sadly BMW have ruined the new 2 series ensuring that the pure M drivers car has died with it..curb weights are getting out of control
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  26. Hideous. They literally just pasted the A class front end on a taller car not accounting for its height. Awkward
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  27. Nice job on the review. Great points. Shame about the build quality issues and the ride. Tesla fanboys are hilarious in the comments. Such a toxic group of people.
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  28. They made it uglier. Put the pen down
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  29. BMW ruined it. Zero interest in a fwd based BMW
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  30. Toyota4Life talking strictly that the type r is the ugliest car made. No problem with the Yaris or the FiST
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  31. This guy is unbearable. Just rubbish
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  32. Both should have been manuals. Really an irrelevant result as the dct is more on trial here
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  33. Love VW, they lie cheat and steal for decades and now, we are suppose to believe they are a "green" company. Never mind that after all the diesel gate fines and incentives it makes financial sense for VW. No VW cares boot people's health and the environment now. Nothing about money
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  34. Great car, just not a Supra or even a Toyota. No pride can be had in this car for Japan and it had little to nothing to do with this car. Honestly I think BMW deserves more praise for the great job they have done on this sports coupe
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  35. Nothing but a billion EV concepts for 2020 or 2021. Happy to know everyone is rich and hates driving. Sad future
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  36. Geez people are rude. I'd be so frustrated
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  37. Takes 5 minutes in a 7 minute video to mention the powertrain. Like pulling teeth to watch this
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  38. Hideous car inside and out. The braking system is horrible on the EQS where it has a ghost pedal. Then there is the steering wheel that blocks the driver sensors causing the system to go haywire. Just a bad design that should not have made a production car. Horrible rear headroom as well. Not an S Class replacement. Not even an E Class replacement
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  39. derbigpr500 as you alluded to, put the Raptor on summer tires and it will take anything
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  40. It looks like a Mustang with a Camaro's greenhouse. Terrible. I'd take a Lexus LC500 over this brick all day
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  41. Still no manual option 😓
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  42. So ugly. BMW have the worst designers in the industry. So sad that the M1 is grouped in with this monstrosity. A bad joke
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  43. That price difference cannot be ignored
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  44. why not compare the 2 liter miata to the 124?
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  45. The Miata will work the next day so...
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  46. Porsche is quite genius. They kill off the six cylinder GTS and make it a four cylinder for the same price. Then they are revered as hero's when they bring th NA 6 cylinder back and charge way more for it. The Porsche way. I mean just listen to Steve just about there praise
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  47. Mazda uses real wood in its interior, a Jag XE still uses a veneer wood. Joke
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  48. I'd just buy a Fiesta. I don't understand these lifted, less fun, less efficient, more expensive, less attractive lifted hatch trend.
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  49. Wish this was done in a proper sports sedan like the Alfa Giulia but great none the less because of Steve. XE is just such a forgetable car. Very sad
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  50. Incredibly boring 😴
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  51. The truth is the Cayenne doesn't have a DCT with the same engine so they couldn't be bother to spend a penny more on development. This is literally just a bodykittted Cayenne. SUV buyers with money are quite unintelligent so really all they want is the badge and SUV labeling
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  52. The Germans are years behind Tesla. They also all look like garbage. Wow is that an ugly car. Average performance and range
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  53. Joe Hew no
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  54. Hideous. Do not like this design language
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  55. Another boring CUV. There is nothing unique about this. Would much rather have the standard Yaris car
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  56. I'll wait until it actually comes put to judge. Prototypes don't tell much
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  57. That V8 sounds so amazing. Definitely the winner here. Just lovely
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  58. well at least they got a fat bloak with velcro shoes to simulate the average US driver
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  59. Just so ugly
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  60. Hyundai i20 N is the only upcoming car of real interest to me
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  61. Is Peugeot considered a reliable brand?
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  62. Subaru is now for short haired women with dogs or confused men. Sad
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  63. Those front headlamps and weird lower color flanges in the lower grill in the front. Looks sleepy and dull. Too much screens and not enough buttons. Unresponsive and glaring screens do not make for a safe drive. I'm not impressed by LCD displays. The fake chrome exhaust trim looks super tacky
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  64. 😂
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  65. Way too much of a computer, not enough fun
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  66. Appreciate the honesty shown here in this review. Well done
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  67. Hasn't Ford been making this for years in the Fiesta ST?
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  68. Looks like an ugly 911 and Urus had a baby. Not a fan
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  69. Vaporware. I believe when they can actually build it. They seem to overpromise alot.
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  70. Bahahaha "you ruined the shot now so you might as well go now". Serious question from someone not in the industry, are these shot during public attendance days or media only days?
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  71. Very nice but not at that price
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  72. ctk4949 is that including the 5 sec head start in the NSX time?
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  73. Nik Brudar Nik you are a superb human being that cobtributes great information. Thank you for making us all, a little bit smarter
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  74. skreet mycty I'm happy I'm not the only one that thought that
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  75. Looks like a low rent version of the Golf. Holy bland and boring. Cost cutting just ruined that interior. No idea why you would buy this over the better VAG versions
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  76. Audi sure knows how to make an ugly car. RS3 sounds disappointing as well. A45 S is superior in everyway
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  77. Cupcakes doesn't belong here. Get a Hyundai i30 N in here instead
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  78. alfamonk to thank you for your help
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  79. linuxnbg94 thank you
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  80. So elegant and beautiful! Love it. Wish it was a released to the rest of the world.
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  81. Great review Steve. A spec sheet king. Id much rather have a Huracan RWD. The Artura seems forgettable. Sounds horrible, looks great.
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  82. Awd is highly overrated and heavy
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  83. They definelty don't do exciting. I will never think a FWD based vehicle is luxury. Mental hang up of mine. RWD is one of the defining feature in a luxury car in my opinion
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  84. Doesn't make his point invalid. The key is ugly. If Polestar gave a smartphone with each car then maybe you point would make sense
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  85. This thing is going to be rubbish after 10k miles. I don't trust it. Extra electronics and Land Rovers do not mix
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  86. Overpriced fwd junk. This should have been a Mini, not a BMW. BMW has officially lost the plot. Nothing to distinguish them by now
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  87. Honda fanboys are funny. You don't see McLaren 720s drag racers complaining about going up against AWD competition.
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  88. They have to because of the dieselgate sanctions
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  89. RyanG exactly, which we should note was only made because of Subaru
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  90. Was hoping it would allow you to disengage its front axle like the M5 and E63
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  91. Genesis normally created beautiful, elegant designs. This GV60 is a mess. Way too much going on outside. Not a fan
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  92. George Armstrong that would require Toyota to care about the 86 though....
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  93. I think they need to add more weight to this. Not heavy enough. Curb weight of a small train
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  94. So now it looks like buck teeth. Hideous
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  95. Front emblem is as big as the wheels on the GLE
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  96. So the devil would drive a hideous Audi/Porsche. Yeah i dont think so. He'd drive a Alfa Giulia Q.V..
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  97. Fast, fat, and lifeless. Driver is optional
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  98. Just awesome
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  99. Mustafa Yılmaz its so true! Just lazy design at best. Add to that the powertrain and layouts are all identical. Sad
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  100. This was done months ago on Motor Trend. It doesn't even make sense as a comparison as no one cross shops a MB with a Nissan
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  101. @ J High Im American
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  102. J High pretty accurate. Thats why i type like a Brit. I try not to associate myself with the McDonalds Nation
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  103. J High​​ no id rather live off of your tax dollar. I enjoy it. You go to work. I play video games. Win-win
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  104. someone needs to come up with a covered track in the UK
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  105. Great review. You closing comments hit it in the head. Why not just get the real deal and get a Mercedes
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  106. Dr Glaser clearly doesn't understand what front end plow is. He is so humble to.
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  107. an Audi? What?!
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  108. the rain, really? you tested it in the rain. unbelievably horrible
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  109. mak450 i know but in the rain is kinda pointless. I mean why not do snow then? At least that would be interesting to watch.
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  110. Insane asking price.They are trying to kill this off by its ridiculous pricing
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  111. This guys voice though...
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  112. ctk4949 hahaha solid point. Okay thank you!
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  113. i just cant handle this reviewer. Fisrt carbuyer now here. I want Matt
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  114. sounds bad
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  115. okay so I got nothing out of this video
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  116. CammieGee your lease is up. No one buys these
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  117. Love these two but what a lame auto show.
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  118. U.N. Owen then why be so bias to a vehicle that's less practicality, uglier, and more expensive to an X1?
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  119. Paul Hawkins Honda really isn't reliable though. I hear you but Honda stopped being the reliability bench mark a decade ago in my opinion
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  120. That V10 sound all day for me
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  121. The MB GTR rip off is so hideous looking. The SLS AMG was Such a gorgeous car, why has MB made all there cars recently look straight out of a Roger Rabbit movie?
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  122. Put the Raptor on summer tires with performance wheels and it will take the RS3
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  123. So if you want a manual you have to get the anemic engine tune. Clearly Toyota is trying to kill off the manual here claiming low sales because no 9ne wants a gutless engine
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  124. FWD is not luxury. Just Get a Mazda 6 if you want fwd.
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  125. Honestly everything was broken in this car. That front end especially
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  126. Finding Nemo fans rejoice, ugly af
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  127. History aside, wouldn't one be better off with a G wagon and the promise it will start the next morning? Wait, wait, wait, this thing has Sparco race seats?! Okay I'm in. I love this
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  128. James Min a 60 year old should take the bus. Horrible slow drivers
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  129. U.N. Owen well not on this one...
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  130. Niandra actually thank you for answering. I was curious myself as to what he meant. Cheers
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  131. Shame they made it bigger. Just another VAG product with interior lighting for the "youth" I guess. Meh
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  132. Unwatchable due to the terrible audio
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  133. The Jag is definelty a car, not an SUV. Expensive too
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  134. Can this beat a Mercedes AMG GT R?
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  135. Ian Drives a super charger is a turbo....by definition
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  136. Ian Drives a mini Cooper S was supercharged. I don't understand does a supercharger cause the car to fly? Let's be realistic here
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  137. Von Ace correct. Did I say something that made you think I didn't know this? Mini Cooper S did this move as well. Supercharger to Turbo.suoerchargers are a bad idea in low horsepower engines as it Rob's the engine of hp due to being driven of the crank pulley. Turbos do not take any HP from the engine to charge the air. Therefore they are more efficient and higher power in smaller displacement. The Hellcat for example, supercharger requires 150 hp to turn it's turbine.
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  138. Anyone know the weight difference between the two?
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  139. Nissan Juke comes to mind
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  140. Brits gushing over Jaguar. Shock. Meanwhile we can't mention the rwd Giulia QV..these no hope for AutoExpress
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  141. Hate the rich. Pass
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  142. Red shoes is what this guy is bringing to the table. Red shoes
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  143. I think this is gonna be priced too close to the Audi, and won't sell
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  144. Clearly sponsored by VAG
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  145. The Jazz makes more sense. HRV is dissapointing
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  146. Thise bike tires look hilarious on this. It looks like an i3
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  147. Can't get behind a fwd based "luxury" car. Way overpriced. Poor plasticy interior, wheezy sounding engines, and pronounce understeer. This is your China's Jaguar
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  148. Only BMW can manage to make a V8 sound terrible.
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  149. Jaguar most important car of all time?! Are you kidding me? Yeah the E Type did nothing for Jaguar or its history. It's an SUV man, not the second coming.
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  150. James can you state which specific M cars he developed? Curious
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  151. TassieLorenzo oh awesome! Thank you! Now that is impressive. I originally thought he was only in the last gen M3. Very impressive
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  152. Dave H I do think if you knowmthe negatives going in, you will be quite happy. Otherwise get a G wagon
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  153. A boring and lifeless drive. I'll pass
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  154. Looks hideous. Sadly it will be a best seller because of the troll Toyota buyers
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  155. Jo Blo bahahaha
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  156. FWD based?
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  157. Aidas Martinkus nope
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  158. I mean Mazda 3 is a better car and its been out for a awhile. When they say "sporty", what is Toyota benchmarking? Seriously Toyota is fading
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  159. Did Ford give the Focus ST IRS or left it as a torsion beam setup? Guy never made mention of it
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