Comments by "SCINTILLAM DEI" (@scintillam_dei) on "ViralHog" channel.

  1. One time I was jogging while holding the leash of the big boxer of my sister's friend, and I happened to see a pretty young thang in a car just look at me with such pretty big eyes, and I was like, in my mind: "(Hmm... She is sitting in the car looking forward in the direction I am going to, so I am going to run as fast as I can, and I run pretty fast, so I'll look really cool and impress that pretty young thang I'm never going to see again in my life) SO I STARTED RUNNING SUPER FAST AND THEN THE STUPID DOG CUT IN FRONT OF ME AND I TRIPPED ON THE LEASH AND I BLED....
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  2. That's some weird butt grammar.
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  3. They're the biggest rats in the world. Freaky things.
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  4. There's footage of me jump-kicking a robber who was trying to pry keys out of a lady's hands at dusk in a parking lot in Miami's suburbia. I thought it was against company policy to share footage, so I didn't ask the manager at the time, which I regret, but I have the information in case someone wants to see a robber flying because he underestimated the bagger of the supermarket. :-) Go to this store that used to be Winn-Dixie when I began working there, but since changed its name to "Fresco y Más." My work period: 7 May 2015 until I think 9 November 2017. Miami, Florida, US of AIDS. West Kendall. Located at the intersection of Sunset Drive SW 72nd Street and SW 152nd Avenue. I sometimes showed up there with my Spanish armour in my free time. Ask for then-managers José the Nicaraguan, Fátima the Nicaraguan and Eduardo the Cuban. José showed me the footage of what he said would be unbelievable if he did not witness it in the recording. A policeman showed up and recorded that there was an incident, so I'm not making this up. The event was in Autumn of 2016 I think, probably September, but it's been years.
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