Comments by "SCINTILLAM DEI" (@scintillam_dei) on "How did the Mongols Conquer China?" video.

  1. The Mongol Empire: "Knock knock." Dai Viet: "Who's there?" The Mongol Empire: "The mothertickling MONGOL EFFIN EMPIRE BEEATCH!" Dai Viet: "Oh. It's you. Go away." The Mongol Empire: "Are you DEAF!?" Dai Viet: "No. Yu is blind." The Mongol Empire: "I'm not blind. YOU blind!" Dai Viet: "That is what I just said!" The Mongol Empire: "You just said what!?" Dai Viet: "Exactly." The Mongol Empire: "All right, I'm tired of playing games! Prepare yourself to DIE!!!" Dai Viet: "Can't say Dai Viet without 'die'.... oh... wait!" The Mongol Empire: "You just jinxxed yourself, boi!" Dai Viet: "Whatever. Come at me with your best shot." The Mongol Empire: "My nerves are nervous from WRATH!" DIE!" Dai Viet: "Haha! You died in a filthy SWAMP!" ... oh... wait!" The Mongol Empire: "You got lucky thi time. NEXT TIME NOT!" Dai Viet: "Blah blah blah. Get lost!" The Mongol Empire: "I'm back!" Dai Viet: "Ha! You died in a stinkin' cesspool swamp AGAIN!" The Mongol Empire: "You have short-term memory. Stop dissing your country!" Dai Viet: "I have hordes of mosquitoes. You cannot defeat me!" The Mongol Empire: "Third time's a charm! OUr arrows will blot out the SUN TSU! See what I did there?" Dai Viet: "No. I' told you I'm blind. Regardles, we shall fight in the SHADE!" The Mongol Empire: "WAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WE DONE DIED A-GIN!!!!" Tune in next episode for when the mothertickling Mongol EFFIN Empire knocks on Egypt's door!
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  2.  @Minadarling119  "no clue of the region" They had Chinese people working for them, and China has a long history with Vietnam, so the Chinese knew plenty. Genghis died without conquering China when it was divided into like 4 kingdoms. Alexander the Great conquered the united Persian Empire in a few years, and he always led his men unlike Genghis. "shell" Bigger than China means there's no excuse for failure.
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  3. United under Satan the dragon isn't the answer.
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  4. Water: Exit: Mongols: WAAA! MOMMY! I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A BATH!
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  5. The word badass should die a horrible death.
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  6.  @miliba  Me: word should die. You:You should die. So you think I should be murdered 'cause I don't like an irrational vulgar term? That's crazy.
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  7. The Mongol Empire: "Knock knock." Dai Viet: "Who's there?" The Mongol Empire: "The mothertickling MONGOL EFFIN EMPIRE BEEATCH!" Dai Viet: "Oh. It's you. Go away." The Mongol Empire: "Are you DEAF!?" Dai Viet: "No. Yu is blind." The Mongol Empire: "I'm not blind. YOU blind!" Dai Viet: "That is what I just said!" The Mongol Empire: "You just said what!?" Dai Viet: "Exactly." The Mongol Empire: "All right, I'm tired of playing games! Prepare yourself to DIE!!!" Dai Viet: "Can't say Dai Viet without 'die'.... oh... wait!" The Mongol Empire: "You just jinxxed yourself, boi!" Dai Viet: "Whatever. Come at me with your best shot." The Mongol Empire: "My nerves are nervous from WRATH!" DIE!" Dai Viet: "Haha! You died in a filthy SWAMP!" ... oh... wait!" The Mongol Empire: "You got lucky thi time. NEXT TIME NOT!" Dai Viet: "Blah blah blah. Get lost!" The Mongol Empire: "I'm back!" Dai Viet: "Ha! You died in a stinkin' cesspool swamp AGAIN!" The Mongol Empire: "You have short-term memory. Stop dissing your country!" Dai Viet: "I have hordes of mosquitoes. You cannot defeat me!" The Mongol Empire: "Third time's a charm! OUr arrows will blot out the SUN TSU! See what I did there?" Dai Viet: "No. I' told you I'm blind. Regardles, we shall fight in the SHADE!" The Mongol Empire: "WAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WE DONE DIED A-GIN!!!!" Tune in next episode for when the mothertickling Mongol EFFIN Empire knocks on Egypt's door!
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  8. What exactly?
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  9. I cringe whenever I see the gay US of AIDS flag. See my video proving the US funds ISIS. The US should fall, and will, thank God.
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  10. Inquisitor of what country?
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  11.  @lordInquisitor  I thought you were saying Spain committed a genocide. I was going to point to demographics exonerating España.
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  12.  @lordInquisitor  I knew you were talking about the Mongols. I thought you alluded to Spain with the Inquisitor mention. The Spanish Inquisition killed many 'cause of not being Catholics, which wasn't 'cause of race, but could be considered a genocide. In América, most Spanish speakers are 100% Native American proving Spain didn't wipe them out ina genocide, or Latin America would look like the US with Natives being few and far between.
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  13. Glad I'm named after Alexander the Great who took down a UNITED Persian Empire in a few years, which is far more impresive than failing to take down a DIVIDED China in a lifetime. Aléxanthros also always led his men, unlike Chinless Khan't.
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  14.  @hrivera463  He wasn't gay. He destroyed the gayest city in Greece, Thebes. He had a harem of hot women. If he wanted to marry a man, no mortal could have stopped him, but he never did. That lie is based on perverts projecting their filthy ways of thinking onto others. "If I love someone of my gender, it must be a sexual thing, so he must have too!"
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  15.  @hrivera463  And you have the name of Hernán Cortés who conquered Tenochtitlán. Check out my colossal realistic map of América for Age of Empires 2 HD where you can recreate the Spanish Empire a lake of which is bigger than the Mongol Empire.
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  16. They could cover how Jews conquered the world via Templars who became masons, but history-focused channels are superficial and cling to PG Disney-esque versions of reality with many holes.
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  17. 'Cause some were too small to be empires.
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  18. China claims all chins 'cause China has chin in it.
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  19. Chinless Khan't couldn't take a divided China in his lifetime. His sons had to finish the job. Alexander the Great took down the united Persian Empire in a few years, and he always led his men. The best of Europe is superior to the best of Asia. Politial correctness can go to hell. :-) See my realistic map of Eurasia for Age of Empires 2 in my channel if you want to use or fight the Mongols. I did a video of the Spanish versus the Mongols across the Pacific.
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  20. Mongke Khan was the recinarnation of a Chinese general. China conquered China. Not the Mongols. Genghis Khanwas the preincarnation of Mao Zedong, obviously.
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  21. Pinyin is dumb, or whatever that system is.
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