Comments by "" (@NoahBodze) on "Count Dankula" channel.

  1.  @az678910  I can hear wires. I’m not kidding — live electricity makes a sound to me. It’s very high pitched and almost above any registered octave, but I do hear it. I can also SEE wires but I would not lie to you about that.
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  2. Are you thin shaming?
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  3. Our old diagnosis for it was “freaked out” and “lost it.”
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  4. “Holidays in the Sun” is still the best punk song of all time.
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  5.  @DaveMustaineShreds  And really — you’re watching a video of a man who cared nothing for consensus. Punk is many things, but it’s not consensus. One day your boyfriend will give you your balls.
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  6.  @DaveMustaineShreds  Appeal to consensus is a logical fallacy, stupid.
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  7. MARE-duhr-rhur.
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  8. Are you thin shaming?
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  9. “The truths will set you free - but not until it’s finished with you.” - DF Wallace.
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  10. Tony Rule I’ve literally been on fire on a burning deck and I could tolerate the heat under my bare feet for only so long... but there was no way I was gonna jump. After a brief hospitalization during which they peeled deep layers of skin from my feet and arms, I was eventually fine, though it took a month to walk again.... I say this only to say that you’re the actual fucktard for your presumption.
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  11. To be against the mainstream for contrarian’s sake is not a virtue.
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  12. Xenophagia You literally did, objectively stupid person, but in a sense you’re right because you’re a “nobody.”
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  13. Looks like seeing things had always been MAGA country.
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  14. Imagine growing up and understanding that if you had a tattoo you were actually tough. Now, the most effete people do it and I don’t fear them at all.
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  15. Sounds like Pittsburgh. Or Seattle.
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  16.  @wesleytheanonymous3751  Throwing off the roof is too much. Expulsion, OK. Helicopters even. But not roofs. Think of the mess.
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  17. Subterfuge is generally the best way to fight encroaching bureaucracies. You occupy their time with heir own fear so they can’t further encroach.
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  18. I’m not Anglo — and I’m American, so we don’t much care about association football — but the hand of god makes me furious.
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  19. It wasn’t “oil.” It was the threat to the dollar. It’s why Qaddafi was toppled, too. They wanted to leave the petrodollar and use gold. You can be mad, but you benefit from the American petrodollar in ways you can’t even understand.
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  20. Tony Rule You’re a nobody, too!
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  21. This is a terrible fucking story.
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  22. All your preconceptions about Vlad's murderousness changes once you discover WHO he murdered and WHY. The Turks. He murdered Turks. A hero of Europe!
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  23. The secret to accents in the British Isles in to make monosyllabic words into two syllables or more. There Becomes They-yere Poor Becomes Puh-oar Our American ability to speak faster is, consequently, why we are richer than they.
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  24. Did they, though? They just moved somewhere else they didn’t build and destroyed that, too.
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  25. Ted had the problem so many of us Poles have — extremely high IQs. It’s a burden.
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  26. No one thanked you for it then, either.
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  27. Never write greetings cards.
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  28. Tony Rule No, objectively stupid person. You’re the one who had an inauthentic experience while being the inauthentic fucktard. But thanks for your nobody’s insight to solipsism. The irony of you thinking you know anything is the Tony Rule Paradox. Nice work, stupid!
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  29. That polka music was the Valkyrie sound of the Winged Hussars. Jan Sobieski is a saviour of europe but not a mad lad? Shame, Dankula!
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  30. ERZ-eh-bet BAR-tur-ee. Her Hungarian name, pronounced.
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  31. I’m at the inflationary age where this ritual began at quarter drafts, as in a 25-cent beers. From what I recall, it was the glue that held civilization together.
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  32.  @sloshed-rat  You mean John Richard Baldwin?
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  33.  @vandeheyeric  America was inevitable, dude. George wasn't gonna hold on.
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  34. Work will set pugs free!
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  35.  @mrkitloin  Why resort to a cliche AND still be stupid, stupid? The concept of legality is the joke. Just clean the toilets like your aptitude tests said, ok, stupid?
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  36. If King Jan Sobieski, Hammer of the Turks and literal Winged Hussar isn’t your next madlad then I know you’re controlled opposition. Sobieski exterminated ALL OF THE BRUTES! The hero we needed then and today. Arch madlad.
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  37.  melgibsonafter5beers329  Helen Keller was a communist. Bet you didn’t see that coming.
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  38. Anyone who’s spent any time in Cambridge knows how Ted felt about people like Sharp.
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  39. So that song about Ebony and Ivory is a taut fucking lie? What will we tell Ringo?
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  40. This is what Thomas Sowell would call ‘low culture.’
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  41.  @breadman32398  How parasitically gnome-like of the non-Germans.
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  42.  @TheAlison1456  Why can’t the Germans joke about the outsiders that corrupt them?
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  43.  @KR-mm4el  Because to progress through the modes of production, you literally have to stop being an individual. This is what communists believe, so you reward their newfound understanding with a bullet. They volunteered!
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  44. I was around for the gay marriage debate and though the conservatives were being hyperbolic about the slippery slope. They really greased that slope since then.
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  45. Hopefully you all know that communism isn’t even a thing, it’s just a lightning rod that gathers people with Cluster B personality disorders like a magnet. They’re not communists. They’re clinical psychopaths. They’re the same people under the new name, it now you know them by their more honest name.
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  46. Robbing banks now is still a common occurrence. Read any police department's police reporters. When I was a news reporter in the early 2000's, there were dozens in the small city I was a reporter for. Banks don't let people know they were robbed because they don't want the publicity.
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  47. Yep. When a pack of black kids is splitting a blunt walking down 15th street, there’s not a lot of ways you can make excuses for them. They’re not intelligent people when they’re not using drugs.
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  48. Young Jane Goodall was a fox.
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  49.  @Chikara199  Allahu Akbar to your attacker, too.
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  50.  @Chikara199  What’s it like to be inferior to us, low-IQ lurker? You’re not smart enough to understand how dependent you are for everything, Miss Pork. That’s why this conversation is bankrupt in the same way you owe us for your safety and medicine. What’s that inferiority like?
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