Comments by "" (@NoahBodze) on "Ryan Long" channel.

  1. What it’s really showing you is that we use empathy to stave off the crazy so that they won’t unleash on us. Regardless, that stumpy woman’s story is an inspiration to thumbs everywhere. This will become a movie and you and o get to lie to our friends and say we were there when it was just getting started.
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  2. If you’re not asking him to include an “arms race” pun that runs through the entire movie then all I hear is blah blah.
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  3. Dude - there’s no way. Alphonso Robierro, either. That Carlton guy wouldn’t let you down, either, but he’s wrong for the part, anyways.
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  4. What makes me sad is I always thought Sam Malone would have made a good Congressman but now I wouldn’t elect anyone who’s ever made a drink for a living because of AOC.
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  5.  @Johnny_Cash_Flow  I wouldn’t anymore. What if he caught a case of AOC? Not even Woody anymore. Woodman, out.
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  6. Wittgenstein said that death is not an event in life, so it’s not really necrophilia but elaborate masterbation. Glad to help!
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  7. Quickly — Ryan, your pants pissing isn’t from Brianna. It’s called excited urininimum. There is a cure! Wait. No there isn’t.
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  8. In all seriousness, if you’re at an art museum and don’t physically pummel anyone who glues themself to something in protest then I hate you, too, for not performing your basic duty as a citizen.
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  9. You really are an asshole, Hando, but I am proud of your progress.
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  10. There’s no more inclusive group in history than the dead. The dead are our oppressors!
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  11. It’s a bittersweet moment, men. Bittersweet.
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  12. What was most inspirational is how you made that perverted city a boy again. You showed them the boy that is inside of you and they stuck it to you. They r@ped you from your boyhood it in a day. Ryan- Remeber Jack Parr’s famous words from his (Theme From) St Elmo’s Fire, when he said: “you broke the boy in me but you won’t break the man.” Be THERE now, Ryan. And Ryan — I’ll buy that script about a general with no arms or legs but rolls down hills. We’re going to win a Kermit!
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  13. I don’t want to hang out with him, but I would like to sick him on my enemies.
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  14.  @whitleypedia  But for (((whose))) benefit? Become a professional historian, not a narrative believer. What was Trotsky’s REAL name?
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  15. I wasn’t going to get rich but you’ve piqued my interest in cleaning other people’s houses. So I give you $35 a month, what do I have to do?
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  16. Congratulations on your new job, Ryan!
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  17. Just make it single times two. Four wiggling lady legs is still scissoring even though scissors comes in pairs.
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  18. @Lishui Springford You’ve got really bad puns, but a the absolute perfect vibe. To new-clear arms with your puns!
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  19. Switch coding is the preferred nomenclature…. my cracka.
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