Comments by "Philip B" (@philipb2134) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. When your opponent is digging himself into a hole: don't remove the shovel.
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  2. Roughly one fifth of Canadians speak French as their main language; Trump struggles to speak English as his main language.
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  3. Most of us since childhood, except for recent advocates for Trump.
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  4. I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz go it wrong: normally passengers are exempt from the TSA requirement to show ID before boarding a private jet.
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  5.  @apollyon1  at least he didn't wear a khaki uniform. That might be in Trump's dictatorial wardrobe dreams.
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  6. Trump thought he might cruise past Biden; then Kamala cleaned his clock. We have 6 weeks, or so, to experience Donald Trump lacing together a coherent sentence. Time passes by so fast.
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  7. Trump will pardon himself. That's controversial, but legally defensible. He can not, however, pardon himself from non-federal actions in justice.
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  8.  @jd3081  Trump has massively violated the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution, and made out like the bandit he is. A presidential salary is more than I've ever made, but nothing as compared to what such a corrupt President can run away with.
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  9. A stable genius will always find work housing horses.
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  10.  @John_Demarco  It sounded like 2, maybe 4, persons were clapping. To be fair, these might not all have been his staffers.
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  11. Trump can not admit error nor loss. He might trip over a stone, fall flat in his now-bleeding face, and then propose that he needs to understand gravel.
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  12. He's not the most literate among Presidents. He suspects that the other party in this lawsuit infringed his rights over his trademark 'Dumb Minions" staffing policy in the White House.
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  13.  @borisremond4415  How much do you know about the food choices of either main candidate? Biden is a few years elder than Trump - but not by much. Biden seems to have taken better care of his body.
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  14. "I swear to preserve and protect the Constitution... unless that's inconvenient for me."
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  15. Isn't that massively illegal? How could anyone even think that Trump might ever act beyond the Law?
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  16.  @hansdampf640  "and the calling for a boycott of the company from the left isn´t a crime right?" Correct. It isn't. It's protected speech under the 1st Amendment.
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  17.  @jeanneganrude8549  there is never a bad moment to remember the Beatles.
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  18. It's a weird defense: "don't trust us, we are liars".
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  19. No, that would be criminal.
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  20.  @Akamoke2021  Our system is based on who voted. You appear to disagree. Where are you from?
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  21.  @ch1il986  What are you talking about - :"letting city's [sic] burn"? Where? ,
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  22. Canada fought Hitler for more than 2 yeas before the US finally joined the scrap. Maybe Canada can exist without American permission?
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  23. Although he appears to undermine it with unusual zeal, we still have procedure and rule of Law.
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  24. You don't know what Lindsay might be accumulating on his pillow, do you? Comparisons suffer in a dearth of verifiable data. For the record, I'd rather share a mic with Lindsay's shadow of his shadow / the shadow of his hand,
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  25. MAGA: let's do the time warp again! This time, for real.
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  26. Barnacles are delicious, but expensive - there's a lot of labor involved in harvesting, for not a high yield... to say the least. Endless barnacles would have bankrupted the restaurant chain on Day 1.
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  27. ​ @JBBost when I was a young boy, my neighbors were saved from Nazi death camps - their concentration camp tattoos were there. It is sick of you to compare your current discomfort with those who had known the industrialized murder perfected by the Nazis.
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  28. +nanka replies are not threaded, so it's possible - even likely - that the "you" whom you sought to address, will not get the message. BTW Stalin was not Russian - he was Georgian.
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  29.  @ws8080  That reminds me of an old Japanese saying: the gods only laugh when we ask them for money.
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  30. When Trump turned the White House into a Tesla showroom, he became a different kind of POS: a point of sale.
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  31. Judy Ruliani appeared in drag in public, but that didn't seem to hurt his prospects.
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  32. Wouldn't it better serve your case if those who came to give you moral support... actually had any morals?
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  33. You don't lose your citizenship for accepting an honorary [sic] knighthood. Americans who have received honorary knighthoods include Reagan, Eisenhower, Bob Hope, George H W Bush, Bill Gates, Steven Spielberg, André Previn, J Edgar Hoover. Not much of a lawyer are you, eh Rudy?
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  34.  @LooKingG00d  let's think this through. Some might express disgust / from the Latin, as in their expressed of gustatere; dis_gust falls foul of eating pleasure. ,-, Discussion is very different.
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  35. On many points, Bernie fits the frame of the Roosevelt impetus toward Union rights, and victories. As with other ecologies, seemingly ttivial changes in human behaviour can have significant referrent measurable data.
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  36. Try a web search: "doge™+ "Venice" .
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  37. The final vote was 216 to 214. Without Al Green, it would have been 215 to 214: still a defeat.
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  38. Ted Cruz has given permission to address him as "Kiss My Ass". Let's hope interviewers take advantage of his.
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  39. Trump's curio squad needs to F (block) (block) K off.
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  40. When the funds run out: there can be found the bounds.
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  41. This brought me back to the TV series, "the West Wing", where Bartlett appeared to stumble in a practice adversarial slap-up. Trump needs to become coherent.
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  42.  @believewhatyousee2852  Would you care to see a documentary proving the benefit of buying extended warranties?
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  43. The 25% import tax on avocado's was put on hold just in time for guac lovers to enjoy the Suprb Owl
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  44. What the Network Censors (TM) don't want you to hear, is a bunch of interference geeks telling POTUS not to order "rocky road." The optics could have been bad, the acoustics even worse.
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  45. Is Trump capable of pursuing coherent thought beyond his rehearsed attack memes? It seens, NOT.
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  46. Daguerreotypes were not yet invented for a few decades.
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  47. If a play were written about Pirro's outrageous and mendacious tirades, it would be titled: "The Shaming of the True."
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  48. The only mirrors that count are the ones facing the Don.
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  49. @MikeNeligan  George Washington is dead; Trump outlasted. This is facts.
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  50. 1984 is so last century.
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  51. I am an adult. No children look to me for guidance.Why am I getting hit HARD ?
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  52. Better still: they revealed under oath that Fox was lying to its viewers.
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  53. The Hunter gatherers finally snared their quarry, but don't know what to do next.
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  54. You had it at 'e pluribus unum' . Please be a better dictator than Calligula. Please.
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  55. ALLES ERZENREIICH IST OERSTEREICH UNTERAN // A E I O U Hapsburg fun (test)
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  56. This feature should be renamed: "Moron This". Trump's 'Gaza Riviera' proposition was far the dumbest thing to come out of a politician's mouth during my lifetime, even though the competition for that ...ummm... 'distinction' has been severe.
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  57. God blessed Ttump when He/i.e., Trump, had a revelation when two Corinthians walked into a bar.
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  58. She is prime arm candy.
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  59. That's why the Lady is a Trump
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  60. 02:46 approx -yes, you're crazy. QED.
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  61. Judy Ruliani (remember his drag pix?) is still standing / or prostrate, depending on where the Donald is. So long as he's in the public eye, he will remain an initiative of full employment for comedians, for some time to come.
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  62. PANDEMIC is an anagram of DEM PANIC
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  63. No joke. RFK Jr has blood on his hands in Samoa. Keep that chunk out of Federal decisions on healthcare.
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  64. Trump doesn't know jack shift about WWII German generals. Some showed clear signs of brilliance - Guderian and Rommel come to mind. Paulus had been expected to surrender at Stalingrad, and was flashed to be the next Honored Commander to fall on his sword; instead, he surrendered his lost command to save the lives of his doomed troops. A field baton was not worth the lives of his men.
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  65. He was flushed with success. Thank Grace that we had no more important matters to which our Fed Gov needed to attend. /s
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  66. For moron this...
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  67. You are being un.necesdarily cruel toward Giuliani. Your duty as a reporter is: how far shall you violate the ethics standards of your profession ?
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  68. 0:55 'The dude is a wreck loose" ...yeah, like this is something of a change...
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  69.  @brandondavidson4085  Please consult legal authorities. Legal non-citizen (green card) residents AFAIK face less discrimination than you suspect. Many of them had paid into the system through general and payroll taxes for years, even decades, You don't preach unfairness, do you?
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  70. Trump doesn't give a damn about the American People, unless he can make them cost less.
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  71. The Republicans lost the national popular vote in 7 of the last 8 presidential elections, but gained the presidency 3 times. Something is rotten, and it's not in Denmark..-
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  72. "These countries are not sending us their finest// . Apart from the stupid notion Trump harbors that it's the countries sending people (they are not conscripts...) in many cases, YES!! they are losing their finest to emigration to the US. Africa is suffering from a severe 'brain-drain' where some of their best and brightest emigrate to the US. That Nigerian doctor who treated you in the ER did not come here on a whim, and ready to leave at the drop of a hat. I had worked with Mexican factories in northern Baja, and I kept hearing the same complaint from Management: 'it's hard to keep a good workforce, because the best workers have gone there' (as the manager pointed in the direction of San Diego.) The Mexicans who had the 'get up and go' had got up and left to the North. It defies understanding why Donald Trump would perpetuate his lies about immigrants, unless he had a specific deceptive electoral purpose.
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  73. Had Louisiana also settled the French content? The Ten Commandments can be expressed with different nuances / new wants. Trump clearly has ambitions of deification, and the crowd roars.
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  74. Don't alt, don't tell.
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  75. ​ @pgknippel for most employees, they will notice their paid taxes once a week / once a month / every fourth month if you're on salary.
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  76. ​ @CalvinPiispanen  It does, indeed. Had you not noticed that the 2nd Amendment in the Bill of Rights, is the ONLY ONE bearing an explanatory preface. This justifies the right to bear arms in the context of a well-regulated militia; otherwise, the Constitution is silent.
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  77. ​ @FirestoneX  murder, at some point, had become illegal. Best you might imagine: shall thad yielded.. Statistically, in the short-term,: - a boost in murders stats won't help
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  78. Oh, there is so much to unpack when you play the Family Freud.
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  79. It was 'polls'
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  80.  @galacticwarlock2271  You might, in your own mind, consider your reply as something coherent. The rest of the world is not your mind.
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  81.  @policerthought5649  July 7 is the 188th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar; 177 days remain until the end of the year.
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  82.  @rickypen  That "entertainment" led to many deaths. No reasonable person participated in the Jan 6 coup attempt.
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  83. Whales also take out your electric supply on a rainy day.
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  84. IMPEACH MUSK!
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  85. Some had suggested that Trump was a joke; now he's becoming a punchline.
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  86. ​ @JoeBManco Project 2025 is a blueprint for fascism. It mirrors the way that the German civil service under the Weimar Republic had been gutted once Hitler assumed the Chancellorship, in favor of Nazi Party loyalists - regardless of competence or expertise. Project 2025 is replicating a 1930's Nazi playbook, but while hiding its "white" racial imperative.
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  87. JD Market was a cousin of Jonathan Eatherone Market. Back off.
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  88. In my time zone, Jimmy Fallon is comedic mush. A few deliberative laws. The overwhelming reality is that no elected office has an encumberant power the right, under the Constitution -!- In my private life: I had paid attention, and found respect for, legal procedure. I might have sought to make some kabs / Jibes at your trivial discomfort. AI seems to be lavendering us faster than it shall engineer how we perceive lavender.
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  89. "Day One " starts after the inauguration. Not a lot of time to get a lot of ugly stuff done.
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  90. Stupid MTG (yeah, that's redundant) seems to be unaware that the 1st Amendment only applies to government entities.
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  91. Donald Trump lied? Who might have seen that coming?
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  92.  @dentonfender6492  He's a narco-narcicyst.
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  93.  @elibnem4126  According to Trump, KimJong Un is the master of 1.4 billion persons; how you fit them in a country (DPRK/North Korea) smaller than Illinois, is an enigma. unexplained marvel.
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  94. 07;37 He's the all American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son
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  95. It is easier to beg for political donations than to require a Presidential pardon. ~ but sometimes in far promised times these merge. Trump pardoned close to them who might lead him earlier to conviction. Pardoning those whose testimony can send you to prison is not a definitive jail bypass, a well-paid "get out of free" card.
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  96. Trump ordered Betsy DeVos to ban the teaching of The Oranges of Species in all public schools which receive federal funding.
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  97. Shady Vance really nailed it.
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  98.  @dananorris6242  Even a stopped clock will give you the right time twice a day.
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  99.  @HKim0072  NOT that I take their CEO's side - but, legally, Goya is an American brand.
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  100. He might become a senator???
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  101. Judy Ruliani's role is to cause instant nasty inflammation, which will recede - and so, immunize his boss.
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  102. There was an escape from the Roswell Internment Facility.
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  103. Trump "be like" - WTF?
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  104.  @heyoou  He suggested injecting people with chlorine bleach in order to tame the coronavirus pandemic. Most 12-year-olds are not that stupid.
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  105. Trump was just super-cool, he abbreviated 'hang ten' to just... 'hang'!
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  106. Nikki gave DJT her "strongest endorsement period'". It isn't the best topic for decent disscourse... but can't we agree to keep women's private menstrual cycles out of public oppobrium and even force of Law? If you think that Republicans can't possibly be that viciious: discover their Project 2025.
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  107. 11:45 Trump Force One? What the flux? Well, OK, it's Fox networks struggle to balance being a Trump sick-o'phant, and a shameless Trump shill.
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  108. Strangely, Sinema projects nothing.
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  109. Maybe Trump thought that "burner phones" were only communication devices used at Burning Man.
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  110. It must have been Junior's GAAP year at Wharton.
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  111. Psycho pillow: qu'est que c'est? Fa fa fa FAA fa....
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  112. 42
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  113. Is memory impairment a genetic trait in the Trump lineage?
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  114. "Hostages" are held captive in exchange negotiated for their release. This is Trump piracy.
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  115.  @Akamoke2021  You might have a valid point, or more. Your arguments might have impact if they were patterned better to seek influence beyond your immediate closed circle. You might better overcome opposition, if better you understood that opposition.
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  116.  @K-Locke  the epicenter of NYC, is the island of Manhattan; in Sweden, there is a long-established city of Trollhattan. We moved to control these bridges.
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  117.  @jewdy8915  discuss/disgust Shouldn't let that error level.past 7th grade.
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  118. Bruce channels Woody. This Land Is Your Land. https://youtu.be/1yuc4BI5NWU
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  119. Trump thinks that Kavanaugh is being treated unfairly over these allegations: after all, Trump himself boasted about committing sexual assaults on women, and that didn't stop him from getting elected.
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  120. You do not need gold when you are walking away.
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  121. On day won... As soon as you win something / anything...
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  122. There actually is an Electric Boat Company. They build nuclear submarines.
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  123. In most times, we might look away from cause.
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  124. Trump wants to oppose renubile energy... at least, until he can get those pesky anti-incest laws up to the Supreme Court poodles he put there.
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  125. She is an idiot.
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  126. Taylor is a delight. (kiss)
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  127.  @BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu  He is past master at dealing with con sequences.
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  128. Kiwis had always treated me with kindness. Are you still letting people in?
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  129. So - Donny is taking credit for a multi-billion dollar emergency vaccination development program launched at the same time Trump was insisting that Covid was no worse than the flu, and was going to disappear over summer?
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  130. Some members of the GOP might deserve your vote. They are, however, an endangered species.
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  131. +Tom Dobyns There are over eight and a half million residents of NYC, and it were immensely unlikely that... "that is how they talk". Besides which, Trump has a persistent Bridge-and-Tunnel cringe, and never got over being an intruder rube in rarefied City society - no matter how much cash he splashed. This POTUS has unresolved issues.
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  132. The Press not captured by MAGA Force, surely must have brought this out before. But it is kind of fun again to see Sen. Mike Greene sabotaged by HIS OWN advocacy.
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  133. Donald could only get it right in the 5rh grade.
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  134. If Trump wants to be a dictator only on Day One: he hasn't adjusted to what dictatorship mrans.
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  135. ​ @charruz Christ would not have ascended to Heaven in accomplishment of His mission, if He had not been betrayed. In our time, that role falls to the greedy womanizer who doesn't care about anyone but himself. "Love thy neighbor as thyself" is the exact opposite of how Trump is seen to live.
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