Comments by "Psiberzerker" (@Psiberzerker) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. It was good up to the 4th act. That's basically the problem, it didn't need a 4th act, that's why it's called a "Three act structure." It just needed to end when the story was over, but no. They just had to throw in a bad CGI fight.
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  2. They did the same thing in Batman v Superman, and it kinda worked. Only because the resolution to the 3rd act "Save Martha" was so anti-climatic. So, they kinda needed the big bossfight at the end to make the buildup payoff. (And do something with Wonderwoman, who was stuck on a plane.) If they'd done it right in the first place, there would have been no need for a 4th act.
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  3. What's the point of reviewing a movie you have no intention of watching?
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  4. If they need a planetary core to power their massive ships, then how in the hell did they get that one here, or the original mother-ship in the first place? It's not like they have Planetary Cores anywhere near Alpha Centauri. (The 3 body problem gets infinitely more problematic when the system has 3 Stars in it.) Why not just use that technology to syphon energy directly from Stars? You can't tell me that semi-molten nickel-iron has more energy in it than fucking Fusion does. Also, the sun has Fusion going on right below it's plasma surface. It's not buried under 4,000 miles of solid rock. How much energy did they waste drilling to the core, and then gravity sucking the molten metal back up to the surface? No wonder they are having energy problems, their reactor design seems about as efficient as their anti-virus software. Shouldn't they be targeting mega-volcanoes like Yellowstone instead of major world cities, if they're going for the Core? Why didn't they even show Hawaii? Tokyo? Greece? Oh right, because they don't have any readily identifiable landmarks, or famous volcanoes, in Greece.
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  5. Some actual physics: Iron is an elemental dead-end for fusion (Lead is another one for Fission) The Coulomb Barrier is so high that it kills stars, and makes them explode. That seems to suggest that you can't get more energy out of it than you put in to extract it. That's the problem with the Alien's plan: They need an inter-stellar planetary armada to power an interstellar planetary armada. So, how did they get started in the first place, by sucking their home-world hollow? A better plan just might be to fix their home-world, or using that advanced technology (Interstellar flight, and Gravity manipulation) to fix their home-world and all their energy problems.
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  6. This review came out, before the movie did. All of the reviews, and cries of "Social Justice!" (SHE'S A SUPERHERO! That's what superheroes do. If it weren't for Social Justice, Superman wouldn't be a hero.) Were from people who didn't actually watch it. It was a decent movie, in a fantastic franchise. It didn't live up to the high standard of the MCU, but it's far, and away better than anything that WB has done with the DCEU. Just to put it in context. It's not Avengers Endgame. That's it. Also, she's Goku with Tits. That's the main problem for the demographic of whiners who whined before the movie came out: A Super-Saian shouldn't have tits.
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  7. Okay, but Black Widow isn't just extremely beautiful. She's beautiful, and deadly. She's not a heroine, she's a fucking turncoat assassin. So, her sexualization is definitely "Look but don't touch" literally toxic femininity. Her symbol is the hourglass on the abdomen of one of the most feared venomous creatures in human history. Natalie Rushman was sexualized, because that was her cover. Happy touched that, and he got bitten. Immediately, in the first scene. Steve was too much of a boy scout, so he could work with her. If she'd been paired up with say Rumlow/Crossbones instead, they probably would never have found his body. Banner was her "Safe" pick, because she literally can't kill him. Think about that, the guy with the Hulk in his head is her safest pick.
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  8. I have to point this out: Natasha Baddinoff is a parody of her. She's literally the femme fatale.
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  9. A Bowel Disruptor is always handy.
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