Comments by "Psiberzerker" (@Psiberzerker) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. It's funny watching the Republicans testify, and end their 5 minutes with "Is that right? Yes, or no."
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  2. Oh look, now he can be racist to a congressMan! Progress?
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  3. "It's the men that need a map."
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  4.  @kevinbooth-  Hahahaha! The "Matriartchy" defense. I'll just take whatever they say, and turn it around! Brilliant! Dumbass. We don't live in a Matriarchy. Did you read the definition of that word when you looked it up? Look, a man can be offended, just like a woman can! That's the joke, men have been the defacto Offenders for so long, you never knew what it was like to be the punchline. This is what it feels like, for women, every day. For black, and hispanic people, every. Single Day. For homosexuals... The difference is that White men are in Power, and have been, forever.
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  5.  @kevinbooth-  LOL! Men. The Hegemony doesn't change with the color. Who was in power when Europeans got to "Pre-colonial America." Colonialism is GENOCIDE.
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  6.  @kevinbooth-  Hyperbole. Look that up along with Hegemony.
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  7. Not an entire class of people. A powerful minority. White, christian, males. For the atrocities of genocide, and slavery. Yes, they committed those. "The vast majority of White males" still enjoy the privileges, those genocides, and slavery bought them. This Continent that genocide, and slavery bought them. Now, you're seeking the worst kind of Equality: Men can be offended, too.
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  8. You're not the victim, and you're such an amateur at playing one.
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  9.  @kevinbooth-  I know what I said, and I know what I ment. "Deflect" from Slavery, and Genocides. Those weren't hyperbole. Those weren't obvious gross overstatements. Address that.
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  10. Oh, you don't want to talk about those? Tell me about this :"Matriarchy" you're so terrified of, and triggered by, then.
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  11.  @kevinbooth-  What question is that? I asked you multiple questions, which you deflected.
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  12. So, he's literally playing the straight man? (It's a vaudeville term.)
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  13. 2:03 Okay, the barking racist looks like a caricature, but I live in Waco, and I grew up in Raleigh. So yeah, I've seen monologues likeat. Exactly likeat.
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  14. If Seth were any whiter, he'd glow in the dark.
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  15. The only time he's ever had to call the FBI was to fire their director, again.
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  16. My favorite is "Vagitarian."
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  17. That awkward moment when you realize that your adult daughter has nipples. We're MAMMALS! Those razors you got for her legs (You hope) didn't remind you of that biological fact?
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  18. Okay, you know she shaved more than her legs for the prosthetics to play Mystique. Has her dad seen any of those movies yet? I mean, you can't see the outline of her nipple, buuuuut...
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  19. I swear, Amber is even cuter than the kitten.
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  20. I bet her hair smells real nice. I mean, I don't want to sound creepy or anything, but just look at that hair! She has natural auburn ringlets. If she had hazel eyes, she'd be the kinda girl Romance novels are written about.
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  21. He plans to complete his Annual physical, next year. So, let's add Annual to the lists of words he doesn't know the meaning of.
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  22. And sharks, with frikken laser beams? Dogs with bees in their mouths?
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  23. Also, you know about the trench with water in it from El Paso to Brownsville, right? Maybe if that had snakes, and alligators in it, Mexico wouldn't have boat technology for some reason? Also, the Gulf of Mexico, is a thing.
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  24. This isn't the first time it's happened twice in the same 24 hours this year.
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  25. Guys, #NotAllMen. Learn to take a joke.
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  26. Seriously, what did they think was going to happen? I'm a fan, so as soon as I heard "Michelle Wolf," I knew exactly what was going to happen. You don't hire Pogo the Clown (Look that up) then get surprised when he turns out to have handcuffs in his toollbox, is all's I'm saying.
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  27. I'm sorry, but the police/Baby one is fucking perfect!
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  28.  @mofayer  No. They asked questions, waited for the answers, and followed up. Watch the Impeachment. You can't miss it.
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  29. It's possible that LGBT people are less likely to get Diagnosed with Alzheimer's.
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  30.  @RIXRADvidz  Or beaten to death by homophobes, yeah. I grew up trans, in Raleigh.
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  31. "There's one smoking a joint, and another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of them shot!"
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  32. I grew up transgender, in Raleigh. They already came for me.
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  33. Can she be the next Captain America, please?
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  34. The spree shootings are getting pretty bad, too. I mean, climate change is Global, and the spree shootings seems to be a lot more national, but still. National Emergency.
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  35. Also, we (US) have the technology to fix it, but not alone. It's going to take an international effort, and a large amount of our fuel reserves to change-over the entire Energy system. I just have to point out that before it was Petroleum, it was Whale Oil. We didn't save the whales on our own, either.
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  36. Salmon Cannon sounds like a doomsday weapon invented by Vector!
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  37. I suggest we put stocks up in the national mall, so we can Beat Donald Trump on a regular basis.
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  38. How was this ever a question?
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  39. My mother is an Angliophile, so we got Aniseed balls for holidays. And yes, they're absolutely revolting. I drink Ouzo straight, without a chaser. That right there is the most reductive British stereotype you can get away with, because it's true. British people reminisce about the worst things ever.
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  40. Yeah, run with that. I hope next year they hand out "I know nothing" gimmie caps.
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  41. Now I wonder how much lift, and body that would give you.
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  42. Amber wins. I for one welcome our funny overlady.
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  43. Long hair tickles.
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  44. Note: Your mom jokes are not cultural appropriation, "Yo momma" jokes are.
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  45. 60 victims, that we know of, 3-to-10.
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  46. Black Santa is just like Santa Claus, only he can turn invisible. So, when he's up on your roof, wearing red, with a bag over his shoulder, and climbing up your chimney, he doesn't get shot by police helicopters for matching the description of the suspect. Sorry.
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  47. I want that chaise.
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  48. No.
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  49. Can somebody just cast Jenny as Squirrel Girl all ready?
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  50. What I love about this lineup is it's 4 white guys. It's only 40% old white guy. That's what I call progress!
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