Comments by "Joe R M" (@joermnyc) on "Mr. Rupert" channel.

  1. Dinosaur: travelled millions of years to spit Meg back out: “gross.”
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  2. Tiki Torches and New Balance store… that’s two very specific things to sell.
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  3. “We would write more jokes about him, but our dum dum writers only know what he looks like.”
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  4. “America is not so bad, they even named a street after me in San Francisco…. It’s full of what?!”
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  5. Brian’s search history escalated quickly.
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  6. Purriods.
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  7. Don’t they show that the people of Latveria are pretty happy living under Dr. Doom because he genuinely cares for them and provides for their well being... aside from also trying to take over the world.
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  8. The real question, why would a grouch care about a baseball team so far away from Sesame Street?
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  9. “Where it will be both remembered and never seen by anyone ever again.” 😂 spot on!
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  10. “Eww!” “Change the damn station!”
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  11. “People will eat anything” I think we learned that when Tide Pod challenges became a thing.
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  12. So he escaped Cuba to go to America, and ended up in Canada instead.(Where most Americans go to travel semi-legally to Cuba (you can travel, but you can’t spend any money.))
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  13. I love how the Runts just shred the entire front of the van off.😂
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  14.  @soulassassin0g  “Bonnie you’ve been pregnant for like 7 years, either have the kid or don’t.”
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  15. “Oh, grrr. Them!”😂
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  16. Health care should be a right, but because we made it “for profit” without proper regulation and price controls we kind of screwed ourselves.
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  17. Brian panicking over not being a good boy. 😂
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  18. Carter: "I never said that."
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  19. Instructor guy was stealing every scene! “Hey you’re girl, I just figured that out.”😂
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  20.  @noxlumine  yep, he was on a ladder, great attention to detail from the writers.
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  21. Adding in the Sarah McLachlan song from the ads with the sad and abused dogs was perfect.
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  22. "Be one with the silence." Ptffffft
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  23. “Oh, they seem to be doin’ okay” 😂
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  24. Buttercup : Very well, my love. I will accept that I'm not the first if you will tell me, with the same... honesty, how many others there have been. Grandpa : [voice-over] This would have been a very good time for Westley to lie. But truth is a terrible habit. Westley: Including you... there have been... exactly... one... thousand, five hundred and two.
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  25. “Please don’t google me.”
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  26. I think the second bit the birds were doing train sounds.
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  27.  @clintoncole622  Oj+vodka= screwdriver
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  28. And the extra doors are all over the lawn
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  29. His arm is messed up because Peter used the infinity gauntlet to throw that strike. 😂
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  30. “You get to continue to outlive her, which is every mom’s dream.” 😂
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  31. Joe: “…where was this place again?”
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  32. Going into a trade instead of college is a great choice right now. A lot of the old guys are retired or getting close to it. And no worries about student loans! I wish I had don't that, but I got into college on grants and eventually a scholarship. They were literally paying me to attend for the last 2 semesters (like $1400 total...covered books, lunch and my metrocards.) I looked into grad school and decided to get a job instead... The student loans seemed too scammy to me.
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  33. “The guy on the other end is laughing” 😂
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  34. Ok, I didn’t see that twist ending coming.
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  35. Missed opportunity for the hostess to also come out.
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  36. People in the back screaming... "uhh, this is your captain, we're uhh just going through a little turbulence here, no need to worry."
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  37. The boat horn toots for the Bob Kraft gags just made it even funnier.
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  38.  @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni  portrayal of a good deal of things in comic books is not consistent.
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  39. Missing Quagmire in the background going, “Giggity!”
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  40. “Follow the honey.” 😂
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  41. Yeah, only Meg had an actual birthday that seems to have stuck.
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  42. Yes, and from history the war between Hitler and the USSR killed a TON of Russians… Russian Meg just saved the USSR.
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  43. But in the long shot of the house after the hole is between the door and window.
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  44. So much good Gordon Lightfoot… almost makes up for Joe’s singing voice… almost.
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  45. “Hmm, mail before noon.”😂
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  46. Google translate now speaks Jive. Right on soul brotha.
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  47. 0:20 pretty smooth how everyone puts their phones away at once.
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  48. John Yellowsnow has ninja skills going from a draw to a decapitation (and they left him a lefty like Peter).
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  49.  @benb9151 it originated in one film, but was named for the character in the second film. In 1951s Distant Drums a guy gets eaten by an alligator and screams once. In 1953s Charge at Feather River a character named Private Wilhelm gets an arrow to the leg, the sound effects guy reused thethe scream from Distant Drums because making new sound effects was expensive. Many other Warner brothers films used it, but it kind of went away until they were making Star Wars and it was rediscovered. Every one of those films uses it once.
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  50.  @КонстантинМатвеев-д8ц  one does not simply immigrate from a place like Cuba, they escaped.
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  51. “Sitting on a park bench… Eyeing little girls with bad intent…”
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  52. He said he’s going across the street to practice doing a stakeout.
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  53. Brian can’t have chocolate though, so no ice cream sandwich for him. (It’s toxic for dogs)
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  54. Mr. Herbert is a little too jubilant about being a registered sex offender.😂
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  55. “…Y la dinamita hace boom.”
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  56. Hilarious that Chris uses Principle Shepard’s first name.
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  57. GOT PROMOTED TO THE NATIONAL NEWS!
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  58. The Kenny Rogers jokes were brutal. 😂
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  59. So wait, now Peter’s teleporting and armed?
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  60. “Settle down.”
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  61. There’s actually a bunch of guys that do this, as long as you are around 6 feet tall and have a background in percussion (and don’t mind being in the blue paint) they’ll let you audition.
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  62. Maybe it’s a regional schools meetup? Or every school in Rhode Island?
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  63.  @renovo56  you must live in Russia then, USA food prices aren’t bad now.
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  64. “Yay!!!”
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  65.  @stephenking5852  he was always into human women, remember Jillian?
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  66. Or Lynn
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  67. A bar in American showing football (Soccer) isn’t as funny as a bar with cricket. (I was at a Mets game and they had a cricket demonstration... with no one explaining what was actually happening... I get that you want Americans to like your sport, but it just looked like a bunch of people running around with paddles and a ball with zero context for what was going on!
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  68. College friend worked at Applebees. Her advice, “Don’t eat at Applebees.”😂
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  69. It’s a call back to earlier when she walked all that way to throw something out, only for the wind to blow it away.
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  70.  @ignaciomedina9974  alt right protest in Charlottesville, they were carrying tiki torches, and I guess the new balance thing is that those are more popular with white guys?
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  71. The man and boat were sadly killed in an Emu drive-by on there way to their honeymoon.
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  72.  @lukemckenzie0121  "my bowel movement just tore this portapotty in half! But with flex tape it's ready for taco Tuesday. "
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  73.  @КонстантинМатвеев-д8ц  TBH, Haiti is probably worse than Cuba right now, heavy damage from two major earthquakes (one just recently) and their president was assassinated in his house?! How does this happen?
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  74.  @gageniedert4344  Chris is the middle kid, Meg was always in high school while he was in middle school up until the freshman hazing episode. (Adam West blasting “No More Mr Nice Guy” while whacking Chris with a cricket bat)
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  75. Our mini target is next to a Starbucks and there is a door between the two... But the Starbucks was there first because that used to be a Barnes and Noble (which lost its lease. I think the only thing that saved the Starbucks is that it has its own outside entrance and a steel gate that closes the door to target when one of turn is closed.
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  76. That was the fastest Dominos order if he ordered it right after he mentioned it.
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  77. Brian found evidence that the town founder and creator of the local beer actually stole the beer recipe from local Native Americans, and then killed them to hide that it wasn’t his invention. That’s the statue Brian wants to remove.
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  78. “Super loud five year-old Coldplay song, YAAA!” This after my little one discovered “Sky Full of Stars” after youtube randomly played it. 😂
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  79. "oh good." boom "oh shaving cream."
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  80. “That’s just how it smells.” 😂
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  81. 1:15 😂
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  82.  @The_Mighty_Fiction  the price of Jordan’s is insane, guess it’s affluenza.
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  83.  @RayRhino1  the alt-right guys were on video with the tiki torches spewing stupid hate messages about being replaced by Jewish people (???!) and some nazzi shit about blood and, the tiki touch company called them out on it (they may also be USA made)
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  84. Nomar!
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  85. And the baby Yoda was a teenage girl and they didn’t have a ship just a lot of walking.
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  86.  @TheCatCrusaderPG  this wasn’t in the normal continuity, heck Peter’s story was a rip off of the first Rocky movie!
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  87. Eventually the rolling resistance of the road will slow it down, but that could take awhile… unless there’s an uphill street ahead.
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  88. Brian can be so pretentious, and it’s great when he gets caught out like this.
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  89. The Sue-datin’-land
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  90. Brian’s tail wagging is hilarious.
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  91. Looks like Lois’s sister (the one who married Mayor West).
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  92. “Joe, Joe are you okay?” “I’m fine Bon.” “…Oh.”😂😂😂😂
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  93. Be great to see this king of magic on Penn & Teller Fool Us
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  94. that was only one arm… unless he switched sides when he went back inside… even things out.
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  95. Peter has his excuses, Lois is just a bad person and a terrible Mom. Meg should have never recanted what she said to her parents during that hurricane episode.
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  96.  @ratjesus2003  there’s a kind of cheese in Corsica (and maybe Sicily) that is supposed to have maggots inside… what insane person decided “hey this cheese with some bugs living in it looks delicious!”?
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  97. Flu vaccines are produced using chicken eggs, so maybe to a chicken it’s like injecting stuff from a dead baby.
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  98. Yeah, Meg didn’t realize that Seth voices Stan and Roger too.
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  99.  @Dave-sk9mn  I bet Japan doesn’t have lobbyists and corporations putting political figures in their pockets.
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  100. Those pickle ball people are fast.
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  101. The song fading in and out at the brothel. 😂😂😂😂
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  102. HD TV cameras are actually really good at filming night scenes without tons of extra lights… I think GOT just didn’t want to show how copy-pasted in post production most of the “armies” really were (hiring thousands of extras, putting them all through makeup and costumes and arming them would break the budget for any film or tv project.) Either that, or EVERYONE was holding coffee cups.
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  103. “It’s good to be the king.”
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  104. Cleaveladn: “Ahhhh a bear!” Bear: “Ahhhh a black man!”
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  105. I think we’re better off waiting for Trump to just eat one too many hamberders and then fatal coronary… or he sees bad news on TV and chokes. Melania, “I don’t know what this hem-lick maneuver is… but I do enjoy the money he left in the pre-nup.”
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  106. “There’s a reason Ford and GM don’t build cars out of f—king rock.” Dude, just build a car and coated with Kryptonite infused paint!
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  107. Not too long ago lobster was so cheap they’d serve it as prison food. Then we over fished it. This is why we can’t have nice things.
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  108.  @mitchconner865 we have an ACTUAL leader, not a guy that thinks he knows things, but knows nothing and just surrounds himself with a bunch of yes men! Plus he really screwed us up during the pandemic by not letting the medical science people take the lead (which was protocol ever since the 2002 Anthrax attacks led to way too much conflicting information because everyone in DC wanted to put in their two cents!)
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  109. Maybe Gene Simmons is being nice to her because he knows Lois?
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  110. Luke: “Why do they call them Tie-Fighters?” Han: “I have no idea!” Thai-pilot: yells in Thai “Die, all of you! I'll kill your father with my laser gun!”
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  111. Ernie does not know that Meg was killed and replaced with a Russian assassin clone of Meg a few years ago.
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  112.  @nwahnerevar9398  actually have British friends who said baseball looks like Rounders.
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  113.  @soldyD pre game event , after the cricket demo was done the Mets game started.
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  114. Both wet and dry at the same time… Andrew W. K.?
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  115. “Haiii”😂
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  116.  @The_Mighty_Fiction  honestly the buses and trucks rumored to be going around with antifa for a while sounds like an even bigger false flag as they had state police burning resources looking for ghosts ( one from Northern California came out recently). And it led to innocent people being harassed (a family in an RV were labeled “antifa” by armed local yokels with zero authority solely because they were mixed race, followed from a gas station to their camp in the woods and then trees were cut down blocking their exit road) thankfully Good Samaritans helped them get out and they filled a police report.)
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  117. Now that it’s popular.
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  118. Well at least he knew it wasn’t the song by Rush this time.😂
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