Comments by "Joe R M" (@joermnyc) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. The tow truck repo man video: the truck owner came out and STOLE the tow truck and his pickup… they did not get far.
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  2. Gazelle: “I’m-a give that cheetah a head start, make him think he has a chance”
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  3. Dog wants to play with cat, cat decided okay, we’ll play judo.
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  4. That guy harassing the man on the accessible bike just pissed me off to no end. (My daughter has a disability and needs special equipment to get around, not on trails like that this, but just in general, too many people think her wheelchair is a stroller (kids wheelchairs don’t look like adult wheelchairs until they get to a certain size.)
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  5. 0:46 David Attenborough voice: “and here we see the mating ritual of the party boats… majestic but also not for the timid.”
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  6. Chunky squirrel: “If I stay perfectly still I am invisible.” Beep
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  7. Cats on the table: “She’s here… quick attack me as a diversion so she doesn’t figure out what we’re plotting.”
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  8. Pig jaws are strong… fingers have been bitten off by pigs before.
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  9. Owner: “Meow” Cat: “I find that insulting?” boop
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  10. “Out, am I?” blows up the board
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  11. The Black Key’s CD “Brothers” is coated in this paint, it looks almost completely black when you take it out of the case, but after playing the record, it comes out white with black text. (Spinning at high speed in the CD player warms up the disk.)
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  12. Zoom call, “what’s the noise.” guy on the boat, “oh, my window is open.”
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  13.  @Abboman111 it’s an actual physical drone with a “car” carbon fiber shell. The fake part is them claiming a human was on board when it was clearly way too light to safely carry a human.
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  14. Snow leopard : "I always feel like, somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy, oh oh oh."
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  15. French cafe lifestyle is serious business. Unless they’re out of coffee, then it’s riot time.
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  16. I wonder if she's not actually the receptionist but like the IT person and she's not allowed to interact with guests for weird reasons.
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  17. Yep, and I saw this at the zoo in Copenhagen, lone polar bear was doing loops and the wolves were running in circles. Prozac bear was Gus in the Central Park zoo... sadly he got very sick, and they rebuilt his enclosure into a Grizzly bear pen.
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  18.  @michaelhacsicuh721  well not anymore.
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  19. Standing cat: “Come at me human!”
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  20. The dog also brought over her medication.
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  21. Dogs: what are you doing to that perfectly fine raw meat?!
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  22. 7:24 “You said a ‘quick’ stop at the store, then dog park! That’s not quick!”
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  23. Pumba used “Fart” It’s highly effective!
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  24.  @incription  Ivory is extremely regulated, getting caught with it either in the country, or at a border check (airport customs is a kind of border check) could cause problems.
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  25. Because he realized what he did was embarrassing for both of them. Some people have no shame, but this guy did. Now if he only knew to mind his own business and not bother disabled people. (If they have the hang tag or plates they likely aren’t faking because it’s a huge pain to deal with the DMV to get those. (My dad had one when he was still able to drive.)
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  26. 3:00 hey, the kid has good rhythm. 🥁
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  27. Yep, and hey airline: why couldn’t he just put it under his seat?
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  28. They have stuff that’s kind of like kitty litter, but formulated for flammable stuff.
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  29. Eater of Essence Ringo read that somewhere, he also read that an Octopus can tell if someone has been in it’s garden as they are kind of OCD about it, “this sand is different, someone was here!”
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  30. Cat: “Almost there... almost there... almost... ow.”
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  31.  @Ushio01  story is from Finland: the guy had done some mods to the car which voided his warranty (Tesla was not happy with whatever he did, but apparently it ruined the battery pack.)
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  32.  @oldyellerschannel4676  She’ll be yelling at water evaporating, “get back in there!”
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  33. He didn’t know to call it the Happy Hoodie!
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  34. BMW: ... you can’t fool me with that fake human!
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  35.  @jerrywhidby.  the battery pack and motors were removed for safety before blowing it up.
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  36. Earthquake: “good luck getting that security deposit back.”
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  37. 0:46 this was Colombia, he was an American tourist... he pushed past the gate agents and security because he was late for his flight to another part of the country. He was not just arrested, he was DEPORTED back to America... keep him, we don't want him!
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  38.  @am-nt1vl  "ok, everyone needs to stop saying this word so we can move on, it's like Beetlejuice the more you say it, the more it happens." "what word mayor?" "you know, earthquake..." RUMBLE "why did you make me say it! weren't you listening?
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  39.  @Anthintendo  Cat: “….fine, I’ll do it myself.”
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  40. “What the hell was that?” “Spaceball One...they’ve just gone to plaid!”
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  41. Homer Simpson turning the power plant on and off.
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  42.  Woketopia  it does snow in Argentina, all the way in Patagonia (there are even glaciers there).
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  43. The blind phone thing, you train your ears to a speed that you are comfortable with, so for him it was 360wpm, but others can’t go that fast, and a few might want it even faster. (My wife is a TVI (teacher of the visually impaired), her former colleague helped with the Beta of NaviLens around Manhattan.)
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  44. Sounded like an organ.
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  45. That was the cat saying, “What?” 🤷‍♂️
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  46. 2:51 “Stray cat strut, I’m a ladies’ cat…”
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  47. That’ll make my commute more fun! I’d just need the one that folds down into a case.
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  48. The plant thief’s confirms Seinfeld, “All old people steal.”
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  49.  @hypothalapotamus5293  weirdness censor
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  50. 3:00 This cow used to be a dog prior to reincarnation.
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  51. That para-skier looked like a video game.
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  52. I'm sure it's designed for high winds... Since the panel tiles weigh a lot more than an ordinary roof shingle.
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  53. 2:25 Legend says that John is still holding that stone to this very day.
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  54. "No, I am a cat. You are not."
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  55. That cat on the fence at the end looking down: “You saw nothing.”
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  56. Actually it’s a semi-secret that the Notes app on iPhone can scan documents with the camera (it omits the border of the image and straightens it out automatically), I’m not sure for how long, but I’m not yet on the new iOS.
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  57. My great Uncle Jerry was with General MacArthur to return to the Philippines to liberate it (he found a photo of them storming the beach in a book, there’s no mistaking it was him!) Unfortunately he was badly wounded and caught behind Japanese lines and he was almost killed (they didn’t take wounded POWs), but they thought he was already dead. He was extracted when the Americans pushed into his position. He got a Purple Heart and an honorable discharge. He didn’t talk much about what happened, and before he passed he had a bit of a mental decline (he once left his car running in the garage all night until it ran out of gas… thankfully the garage was separate from the house.) So most of what we learned came at his funeral when his son revealed that book and his military papers.
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  58. “Did she just call me “bro”? Should I let that slide... NOPE.” 😼
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  59. Starts at $50k, you can buy a base Tesla Model E for less, then add on some options.
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  60.  @anewman that center part could still be eaten by the crew or something, we didn’t see it get thrown out.
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  61. What about the train driver?
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  62. 2:02 local air raid sirens wasn’t working, so they hired him. 🐔
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  63. Baby: Huh? What’s wrong with you?
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  64. So the Russian commuters: the guy asks “Did they raise the fare on the bus?”😂
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  65. 0:40 Cat has a “You wanna try me” look.😂😂
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  66. Dog in the car sounded like a toddler, “No I don’t wanna! No I won’t lower my voice!”
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  67. 2:34 toothpick assassin?
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  68. After they developed the franchise system, Carvel ice cream parlors repurposed a motel into a school for franchisees. Official name was the Carvel Inn, but everyone just called it Sundae School. 😂
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  69. Why do people feel the need to dent and scratch someone else’s car, only because it’s a Tesla? That’s not cool. Don’t they know Tesla’s are built in the USA, while their car is probably made in Mexico, or in a non-union plant owned by a company from overseas?
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  70. 2:27 Cat got the blue screen of death.
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  71. 0:19, that might be an underground power transformer that’s having a really bad day. (If the fire burns green, it’s the copper inside cooking off.)
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  72. The turtle climbing needs some tense background music.
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  73. 15:22 Car: “Help, help, it burns!”
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  74. I was waiting for the Banksy wall to drop and shatter…
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  75. Hello cat is probably wondering when someone will open that crate.
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  76. You know the salsa is spicy if it’s putting out smoke rings!
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  77. 1:40 Cat: “Yeah… little privacy here pal?”
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  78. 2:59 many years ago before I had a smartphone I saw a guy flossing his teeth while driving. No hands on the wheel! It wasn’t on the highway, but still he was driving on a very busy boulevard in Orange County, CA. (I was waiting to walk across the street when I saw this).
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  79. That dorm room really limits where you can keep things though, since the whole thing has to go from wall to wall, and you’ll still need to pass it to get into bed.
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  80. About 15 years ago my flight into LAX had to keep the doors closed because there was a swarm of bees that seemed to want something in the catering truck (since the plane was turning around to go back to New York.) It took 30 minutes for someone to figure out we needed to switch to a gate on the other side of the terminal and get towed there by a tug. No idea if they saved that poor catering truck though.
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  81. Other dog: “hmm, can I taste cat too? Cat: that will be the LAST thing you ever do.
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  82. 12 Monkeys?
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  83. Bear: I know there’s something tasty around here somewhere...
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  84. 1:59 yeah, money or no, I’d still call his boss, show the video and ask that he be FIRED. Then I’d also call the cops because that was probably illegal.
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  85. Sea Anemone: Bye Felicia.
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  86. The bike flip into nothing was freaky.
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  87. 2:50 Dog is probably so nervous because that cat is a huge bully.
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  88. 6:13 I think this is some type of parallax trick of the eye: her speed moving one way cancels out the visual movement of the water/ice going the other way.
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  89. 2:43 Building super: “where’d all these shoe prints up the walls come from…?”
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  90. Dog: “must protect house at all costs” breaks door “It’s that guy’s fault!”
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  91. 4:55 Jogger: “There’s no cougars in missions!”😂
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  92. “Hey, you scratched my anchor!”
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  93. The donut thing shows that we have a major problem with foot waste, and yet there are people going hungry. I’m not saying hand out stale donuts to the homeless, but maybe figure out how much demand you’ll have so you don’t make so many, just to throw them out?
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  94. Bear: hi, forward me the video link so I can share with my bear friends!
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  95. Digital cameras are actually able to “see” infrared, so if you have a Wii, or even just a TV or DVD player, point a camera at it, and you’ll see a bright glowing spot (or a few for the Wii).
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  96.  @matchi457  Spaceballs, “Hail Skroob!”
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  97. America! F*ck yeah! Coming in again to save the muthaf*ckin’ day!
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  98.  @buecherdrache1  Gozer : are you a God? Jesus : no... Yes... It's... umm... complicated? ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ Winston : Jesus the next time someone asks if you're a God you say YES! "
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  99. Alpaca needs to copyright that sound and sue everyone making squeaky toys.😂
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  100. Thailand McDonalds attempts to sell a grilled cheese, gets it wrong.
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  101. Fog in New York harbor can be almost as bad as San Francisco (my entire week in SF you could barely see the Golden Gate Bridge because the fog just never rolled back out enough due to some weird weather.)
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  102. 1:48 I don’t think so lady.
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  103. 7:40 “Thank you, I didn’t know I looked that good!”
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  104. Groundhog: “This is my food now!”
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  105. Random smoking hot tire out of nowhere= “Rubber” in real life.
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  106. Kangaroo: “Thanks mate, but this isn’t my stop.”
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  107. Car and lava reminds me of Austin Powers on the steamroller and the guy that just stands there screaming when he really has plenty of time to run away.
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  108. Cone cat was definitely protesting the cone.
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  109. Sleeping dog was barking because he dreamed a cat was on fire.
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  110. 4:22 Translation: "FREEDOM!"
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  111. Police Dog: I’m just happy to be in a new place!
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  112. 1:14 someone was having tummy trouble and couldn’t make it across, so the crowd got the port-a-potty to them?
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  113. Beeping frogs should go find the beeping Waymo parking lot.
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  114. Last guy has Sulfur Hexaflouride voice (does the opposite of helium). Always breathe in any gas that’s not air, or oxygen (or scuba mix) in moderation, it can cause you to pass out from lack of oxygen.
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  115. One concern with skiing/boarding on the sand… sand is abrasive…the local wax shop must’ve made a fortune!
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  116. Cat at the end, “Oh yeah… Hey I didn’t say stop! Oh yeah!”
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  117. 1:50 dog: that ball is possessed, no way.
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  118. Anakin: everything’s better with spinning. Cow: Nope.
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  119. Bruce is a smart cat. 🤢
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  120. "The dark meat of the Force Is a pathway to many abilities some consider r to Be... unnatural.”
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  121. 8:04 Cat: “Why is all of this not on the floor?”
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  122. Cloud at the end… Nope.
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  123. The fuel dump over the drone was an attempt to get fuel into the engine air intake, stalling the engine and causing the drone to crash so Russia could steal it and take a look at it’s tech. Crazy Russian almost crashed himself instead, and while the drone did eventually go down, it took 20 minutes, long enough for the Air Force to remotely wipe and brick everything of any value to someone looking to reverse engineer it.
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  124. Cat: “FIRE BAD!!!”
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  125. Dog sounded like a heart monitor.
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  126. “There is no dog, only Zuul!”
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  127. Self destruct Need cashier’s approval Code 0000-Destruct-0
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  128. Guy in New Zealand found the stick for a flying broom, but then lost it.
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  129. 0:24 cat decided to sing for supper.
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  130. That $3m car is going into a new building in Melbourne, Australia. The architecture and construction channel B1M did a feature on how they built that skybridge.
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  131. That’s actually high speed foil tape and it looks like a temporary patch on the engine nacelle, not the wing.
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  132. Those bush planes also don't need much space to land either, and those tires mean it can land anywhere. Bush pilots are the life blood of much of Alaska.
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  133. 8:16 Monkey: "You are fooling no one, give me that thing!!"
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  134. So the bollards (the metal pipes stuck in the ground) behind the podcasters were just for show. Real bollards for security can stop a vehicle. (They go many feet underground, and are filled with reinforced concrete.)
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  135. 7:00 "Admiral, there be whales here!"
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  136. Baby slight of handing pacifiers: going to grow up to be a magician someday. Ice hole: does it’s best impression of a laser gun fight. Taps needs to be played on a real bugle, the broken down speaker is insulting to the dead and their family.
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  137. Really interesting to see where there weren’t earthquakes.
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  138. 1:53 that’s the Verrazzano Bridge across the narrows between Upper and Lower New York Bay. It sounds awful but it’s normal as there’s a lower deck and lots of cross bracing to stop the wind from causing problems like the old Tacoma-Narrows Bridge.
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  139. What’s the line from Anchorman “I’m Ron… Burgundy?” “Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?! You know he reads what ever it says!”
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  140. 2:22 “where’s Australia… oh… it’s just the east coast, Melbourne /Adelaide and Perth area.the rest is empty… yikes.”
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  141. 0:32 the delay between breaking the wire and it actually falling is straight out of a cartoon.😂
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  142. 1:40 😢that’s the Antonov cargo plane that was destroyed in the Ukraine conflict. RIP.
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  143. Turkmenistan just announced they were looking into trying to finally put that fire out as the fumes are not all that great for a nearby village.
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  144. Corgis are herding dogs (bred to herd cattle), so they will herd kids and other pets if you don’t train them not to… this one herded the cat into the kennel.😂
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  145. F35 should have that... Most others have one in front of the pilot, but that's useless when the pilot has to turn his or her head away, hence having it in the helmet.
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  146. @ I think he drove into a bus right after losing the pickup, and fled on foot. Of course they knew who he was because his name was on the title of the pickup.
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  147. Man picks up one kitten, others appear, Star Wars Admiral: “IT”S A TRAP!”
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  148. Bear at the end, “Now I just need to get wifi out here.”
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  149. 1:39 “I’m Batcat.”
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  150. 02:08 Pretty sure this is the parkway in Brooklyn (the Verrazano Bridge is in the distance.) In NY state a Parkway is REALLY not designed for anything taller than a car… no trucks allowed unless it’s specially signed (there’s a short part of the Grand Central Parkway in Queens that allows trucks between the BQE and the Triborough Bridge since there’s no other highway that goes directly to that bridge.)
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  151. Sea lions can be pretty aggressive if they feel threatened or cornered, they do bite, and are heavy enough to damage cars.
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  152. 0:58 I know it’s a Mini, but “The power of Chrysler compels you!”
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  153. Katana and other sword handle umbrellas have been a thing for a while, problem is some people get reported to the authorities for bringing a “sword” into places like a college dorm.
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  154. “Excuse me, I need to go vacuum my dog.”
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  155. Flashbacks to the last mission of “Ace Combat 4:” (It’s actually more than one tunnel and you have to do it in an F-22 fighter jet. 😳
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  156.  @furlyghost707  the tanks holding the hydrogen are probably going to outlast anything you can throw at these cars. Plus I'm sure they tested how it reacts in a fire. (hydrogen burns bright orange.)
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  157. Low note guy sounded almost like those Buddhist monks. They can bring some serious bass while chanting.
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  158. Do not mess with Sea Lions… they have a nasty bite.
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  159. Rumors of a massive spill at the birdseed factory. (Seriously, don’t give birds bread, it’s not good for them.)
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  160. I wish I could find that taxi driver and give him a US $2 bill… he might not have one.
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  161. Sheep sneezing still stays on brand: “Pfft-baa.”
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  162. Unfortunately those baby squirrels might get rejected by mom for smelling like a human.😢
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  163. 2:02 “You don’t want to drive the bus...”
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  164. Sea Slug: “Suck it Deadpool!”
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  165. There are legends surrounding Buddha that he stopped a rampaging elephant by simply standing in the street and not moving as it charged at him, which calmed the elephant down. I've witnessed similar things with horses freaking out,, though that was another horse. A center of calm seems to soothe the animal.
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  166.  @BeWaReJay  I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee. (There should be a side quest to hunt down the serial knee capper)
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  167. Aquaman: How dare you bring superweapons into my ocean!
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  168. That wasn’t a hologram fan at the end, it was Dr. Strange wearing a clock of invisibility!
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  169. That's a Roll Cloud, it's rare to see, three was probably a thunderstorm in the area and downdrafts pushed the low clouds into a tube.
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  170. Cat : what are you hiding in this beard?
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  171. Bird was waving the squirrel off, “You do not have clearance to enter this airspace.”
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  172. 3:21 ball return, mulligan.
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  173. Who knew crocs were happy to cuddle!
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  174. Cat: “is for my glaucoma.”
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  175. 1:36 Cat: I call dibs!
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  176. 2:52 “Privacy please.”
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  177. 3D MoCap cat: “get these things off me or I am so using your shoes as my litterbox tonight.”
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  178. Last cat with the bow on it’s head: “Remove this now, I am not a gift. But, you will find one in your shoes tomorrow morning!”
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  179. Pizza guy needed the money to fix his car. 👍
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  180.  @Ottee2  I’ve seen videos of train drivers throwing the emergency brake and bailing out when they knew a wreck was inevitable, better to get road rash from the jump out than get crushed.
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  181.  @Ottee2  but there is also the trailer under the blade
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  182. Cat finds the camera, “I knew it, they’ve been spying on me!”
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  183. 2:08 wheeeee! 🐢
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  184. That plane on the helipad, looks like they used a bush plane from Alaska, those can land and take off in ridiculously short distances.
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  185. 0:30 “cool fish,bro. Can I be in your video too?”🐊
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  186. That Simpsons flashback of Homer trying to hang out with the cool guys with the strobe light in their converted van, he gets close, waves hello, they stare at him and the next flash he’s back where he started. 😂
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  187. Nepal and Bhutan are up there.
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  188. I guess a runaway girlfriend is better than a runaway bribe. Still I proposed while we were in private but still kept it a surprise. (MM has been talking about it and also agreed on what kind of ring (no diamonds, moissanite, and white gold)
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  189. Dry Erase markers use an alcohol solvent, and Sharpies happen to use ink that is alcohol based, it actually works on other things if you’re fast enough (laminated counters/desktops, CD/DVDs, and even clear plastic. Note that the “Professional” black Sharpie might leave a smokey residue after erasing, trying a few times helps.
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  190. Person: “Think I’ll go outside.” Bear: “Think again.” Person: “Good call.”
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  191. Guy trapped: "Yes, it fell perfectly on top of me... now can you all PLEASE get this thing off of me!"
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  192. Other Driver at the end, “this is the longest red light in town, may as well make the most of my time waiting.”
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  193. Bags falling out looked pretty bad as the plane seemed to be over water, those bags are gone.
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  194.  @TechnoMinarchist  unless it’s designed to be fireproof, or at least flame resistant.
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  195. Poor cardinal didn’t know that Praying mantis knew Kung Fu.
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  196. Raccoon: Tag your it!
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  197. “I will take it! I will take the ring to Morder... though I don’t know the way.”
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  198. Car: “Help help, it burns!”
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  199.  @keegan707  yes, they bite, and they are heavy enough to crush parts of cars.
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  200. Mythbusters did a whole episode on microwaves. Jamie thought he could make a “super” microwave by pulling the guts out of four of them and installing them into the walls of a box he made. It sounded menacing (and scared Adam away), but it actually was much weaker than a normal microwave (it took forever to boil a cup of water.)
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  201.  @Gojiro7  I’m pretty sure there’s really only one factory making microwaves, they just put on different face plates for different brands.
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  202. Camera down a hole in ice, or crossing into another dimension at light speed?
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  203. That fishing boat makes me wonder what was going on outside… and why the Captain isn’t wearing a crash helmet.
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  204. The shy dogs at the park was exactly like an awkward party where nobody knows each other except like through like the one or two people that organized the party.
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  205. At least that dirty airplane had two aisles.
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  206. 0:58 sometimes it’s hard to wash back there.
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  207. 5:04 Coco: “Privacy please!”
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  208. Be all you can be, in the Amry.
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  209. That drone bag was just heading for the runaway to fly off to the preprogrammed destination airport.
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  210. Gritty + alligator = somehow wholesome.
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