Comments by "Auntie Semite" (@auntiesemite9295) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. I showed my teen daughter this as a joke and she right away said, That's The Onion! Can't fool that smartie.
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  2. Imagine going to invade, occupy and destroy another country and stealing their resources and murdering. torturing and raping their people and call their citizens terrorists for defending themselves? And all the while saying it's to keep amerika safe and to spread democracy? Thank God for Judgement Day and Hellfire and for how the amerikan regime treats returning and disabled soldiers/terrorists/murderers.
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  3. I'm a Caucasian, western, Muslim man. I lost count of how many people have said to me, "You don't look Muslim"! Indonesia is the largest Islamic country with over 300 million Muslims and South Asians are the largest race of Muslims and there are Muslims from EVERY country in the world. So there is no such thing and "looking" Muslim unless you are a lady in her Hijab.
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  4. This is still more honest than any msm news in america.
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  5. That's why it's funny because this is what amerikan media is like.
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  6. Only in amerika.
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  7. That's why they own almost all western mainstream media, to control the narrative and hide the truth.
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  8. If you replaced the word porn with money and hiding with giving to rich people, then this is exactly what the regime did.
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  9. The amerikan regimes NEVER give money to help the People, only to prop up corrupt regimes that make stealing their resources easy for amerikan corporations.
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  10. mcdonald's, starbucks, coke, pepsi, burger king...are the reason this guy is in hiding.
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  11. "Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East, I can't help but think that before Israel, we had no enemies in the Middle East." - Father John Sheehan "Today, nearly everything is made in China, except for courage. Courage is made in Palestine." - Anthony Bourdain "Freedom of Speech ends where the truth about israel begins. " - Mohamad Zaki
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  12. That's about the sympathy and sensationalism I expect from today's msm.
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  13. "Every time anyone says that Israel is our only friend in the Middle East, I can't help but think that before Israel, we had no enemies in the Middle East." - Father John Sheehan "Today, nearly everything is made in China, except for courage. Courage is made in Palestine." - Anthony Bourdain "Freedom of Speech ends where the truth about israel begins. " - Mohamad Zaki
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  14. That shows the level of depravity of the APARTHE!D israeli voters. @thl205 
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  15. She got western media down perfectly! Just last year that msnbc daughter of a terrorist politician brzenski said it's her job to tell us what to think! And it wasn't a comedy skit!
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  16. I was so happy when bobbie batista disappeared and I bet that dinosaur was discovered in APARTHEID israel. Likely related to weinstein, epstein, allen, polanski, dershowitz, barak...
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  17. Sounds american enough.
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  18. This video couldn't have been made these days or even posted if google owned yt back then instead of three normal, decent people.
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  19. Wesley Clarke: we are going to overthrow 7 countries in 5 years.
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