Comments by "Rai Rai" (@rairai5114) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. Gabe Newell is not only a very intelligent person, but he's also an artist. Those aspects combined with technology give us an amazing interactive experience. This is why Half Life and Portal have been not only corner stones of innovation but also pop culture symbols since the 90's.
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  2. Her, giving excuses in his behalf is the most clear proof of what an abusive and toxic relationship is. The abuser will always apologize and promise to never do it again, gives a sense of security to the victim in order to victimize again. It's a power game.
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  3. To me, the most interesting part is when Asmon is actually looking at her and has that nostalgic look on his face. The dude clearly still has true feelings for her.
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  4. It's ok Emiru, we got Asmon's editors to roast him daily. 🤣
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  5. "Those bank notes are as real as Asmon's hairline" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  6. of 1974?
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  7. Blizzard sycophants at this moment would go crazy for any bread crumb that falls of Uncle Phil's table. The mighty Blizzard does not exist anymore.
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  8. A SPACE janitor, thxverymuch.
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  9. "But..but...but it's free to play" - Every person that makes gaming worse out there.
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  10. I wish these platforms regulated ads as much as they regulate content. Ads are really getting damn wild, one more notch and we will see porno ads everywhere like it's nothing.
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  11. Well, if I had an army of people giving me everything I need to progress in the game, I would love the shit out of it too! LOL!
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  12. The Owen Wilson part really got me..."Wow" HAHA
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  13. It's like looking at two drops of water. Uncanny! 🤣
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  14. Asmon suffers a glitch every time there are a couple of nice bazoongas.
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  15. All I gotta say is I feel bad for the husband who was cheated on. Why are we treating this like a joke, this is some serious shit, but yeah ok, It happened to a man...haha, yeah then it's funny...
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  16. I bet this guy arrives two days later to a party and goes "let's PARTAAAYYYY!!"
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  17. HAHA that final part with Yoshi P attacking the dog was funny as shit XD
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  18. It's called entrapment. You can't just goad someone, film them and then accuse them of being aggressive all the time.
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  19. LMAO!!!! I would date him. 🤠
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  20. He got baited, like we did when we thought he had an actual haircut.
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  21.  @random1237  Dude, she's somewhat attractive, give her 30 minutes or and "oops, sorry I didn't mean to ban you, here's your access back"
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  22. When you're used to getting everything given to you in every other game, you miss the "do it yourself" stuff in other ones. LOL
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  23. 99.99% of chat is looking up to Asmon for advise on human girl relations. We are doomed. 🤣
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  24. I wanna see Asmon throwing more cookie boxes around. I miss that.
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  25. Asmon's damage is S Tier, as in Streamer (given everything) Tier. LOL!
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  26. I guess her dignity went on sale! LOL!
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  27.  @bofasofa9399  imagine caring so much to be a random guy responding to another random guy without any worthwhile argument to the topic at hand.
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  28. I have to agree that it is not a situation you just handle as if it is a "switch" you turn on and off. As difficult as it is to transition to a different gender, it is also difficult for people around the person to adapt to that fact. It just takes time, nothing wrong with that.
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  29. Wow, did Twitch replaced their teenager mods with actual adults? W for Twitch indeed!
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  30. I don't even play WoW and found this funny AF. 🤣
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  31. Yes you can refund it. Please do so and tell any friend who did, to refund it as well. It's time Blizzard proves they deserve your money instead of assuming they own your wallet.
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  32. So she suing GOGO and the entire internet? This is one more reason people should be required to have a license to hop on the internet.
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  33. Dude, him repeating "is not that bad" doesn't make it real.
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  34. Asmon: "I'm gonna exploit this again" Game: "You silly fool"
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  35. The Golden Halberd is such a cheese cutter. Yeah, keep jump attacking lol!
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  36. I can't believe No Man's Sky did it years ago and Bethesda with Microsoft's mighty backing, can't even get you a bigger box to fly in.
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  37. This is peak ARPG gameplay.
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  38. ANGRY ASMON PAPA, BEST! 😊
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  39. Proof or it didn't happen.
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  40. It was so strong that I heard the Windows shut down theme play...
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  41. Vigor, endurance, STR, DEX and some faith. Best mix for dual anything that can attack somewhat fast and apply all kinds of debuffs.
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  42. To be fair, he did use that shrine that eliminated any resource cost for his Spin against the Butcher. LOL!!
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  43. Actual disgruntled WoW player posing as a FFXIV player and showing how much he hates Asmon for not focusing 100% on WoW all the time. XD
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  44. I thought Anakin killed the radio star...
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  45. His face getting bloated every time he mentions some nasty ass snack is the most hilarious shit I have seen in a while 🤣
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  46. The Arcane writers did an insanely good job in that department. They did not force fed minorities, they wrote them in and made them interesting to follow.
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  47. PvP ruins everything.
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  48. So Weeb game is anything that isn't WoW or some bullshit Western MMO startup? Wtf lol
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  49. That was actually kind of cool. Reminds me of how Blizzard used to make trailers like 18 years ago (That's a good thing btw)
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  50. Asmon would be so disappointed in Asmon.... 😮‍💨
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  51. Ugandan mafia was probably the best thing to come out of this game. 🤣🤣
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  52. Haha "no weeb shit bro" while playing a JRPG in JAPANESE LMAO!! 🤣🤣
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  53. They're probably from the same species of goblin, and these things are just hard coded in their DNA.
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  54. That was gold.
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  55. You treat people with respect and they will too. Blizzard forgot about that a very long time ago.
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  56. This is the poetic justice I was expecting someone to deliver.
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  57. After such a long time, no matter what game you play, it starts to feel just like that. As much as I love FFXIV, I look at it the same way as Asmon looks at WoW.
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  58. The other dude had the most polite way to tell Terrence he is a lunatic.
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  59. LOL! Bugged enemies = Necro good 🤣
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  60. How bad does a game community has to be, that the most popular WoW streamer can't get two measly priests...LMAO!
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  61. "This game is gon' be lit" HAHA
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  62. Asmon converted a lot of sweaty WoW try hards into cute, deodorant using cat boys. Thanks Asmon!!! :D
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  63.  @MikeHunchak  they aren't funding your experience, on the contrary, they are making it worse, but I guess you're one of those frogs that spent way too long in the hot water.
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  64. Having that once you log in is such a slap across the face. Honestly, I have been having so much fun with Baldur's Gate 3 that I almost forget Diablo 4: Lord of Microtransactions exists.
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  65. "Happy Poisonings Day...Japan!!" - Yazuke * Queue hip-hop music *
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  66. What is so hard about just logging in with any of your current characters after the patch? Am I missing something here? 🤨
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  67. LMAO, even the owl is swole 🤣🤣🤣
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  68. I know this is a bit of a joke, but it just makes Asmon look like a greedy, privileged motherfucker.
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  69. As wacky as that was, the idea is genius.
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  70. Poor Asmon, now how is he gonna be able to get fully geared without an army of followers giving him everything? LOL
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  71. It's a finger reading...
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  72. DSP is the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣🤣
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  73. That kid is like a little weed Ice Poseidon left growing in a corner and now it is getting out of control.
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  74. This looks fake as hell. Good for Asmon to support someone else's pain, but gotta be careful from falling into these drama traps.
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  75. Honestly, this is the one time I think Reddit is correct in taking this action. There is just too many reports about Elon openly financing/supporting Far Right and neo Nazi political groups abroad (with American's taxpayer money), especially of note, the AfB in Germany, a far right political party with deep ties to the neo-Nazi movement.
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  76. HAHAHAHA, that face was his inner face when he hit that upvote button. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  77. I guess the "Balding singles in my area" ads are coming back...
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  78. Ah, I see, a man of culture.
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  79. Even his mind is like hell no, I'm gone back to 2020.
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  80. "Has more hair than Asmon too" 🤣🤣🤣
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  81. Dude, you see that debauchery in your chat every day. Ya'll need jesus. LOL!
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  82. Haha, yeah on Twitch she would never get banned.
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  83. Baldur's Gate 3 is just in a different dimension, bro. LOL!
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  84. Aww Asmon papa does have a heart! 😍
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  85. This just proves chat has the romantic skills of a sea urchin.
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  86. SAVED for later "clips" LOL
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  87. My goodness...calling Mark a "newbie" HAHAHA!!!
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  88. No beard Asmon is a gem. In the rough, but still a gem.
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  89. GULP!! HAHAHA!!
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  90. Being "gamed" by the game is 100% true. I find myself logging in less and less.
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  91. Funniest part is the Final Fantasy victory fanfare. Lmao!!!
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  92. This poll proved two things, one, the majority of Asmon's chat does not want to see him play FFXIV, and two, more than anything, his chat basically hates WoW.....LMAO!!!!
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  93. "Another fucking idiot will give him gold" HAHAHA, pretty much on point.
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  94. Every time a millionaire says "Homelessness fixed", Asmon looses 1000 hairs.
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  95. In his peanut head, yeah, he owns it already lol.
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  96. Poor man. I am actually surprised he went through the whole DLC like this, I would have quit a while ago!
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  97. Haha, I love it that Asmon is capable of laughing at his own failures. That is a sign of great character. 😊
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  98. If you live in filth, you get used to the filth. No matter what, always take a shower and for the love of everything that's good, please use deodorant every day!
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  99. I think this is the only time I have seen him in contact with water. Rain doesn't count.
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  100. American youth is so sheltered and terminally online that they have no idea what the real world looks or feels like anymore. Who knows, this might be a saving grace for American society LOL!
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  101. Insta kill enemies. So much fun, Thanks PoE!!
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  102. I truly think the issue is that melee druid is the worst possible build you can choose to play the class with. I am playing a caster and even though is not as ridiculous as a Necro, it still doing quite well.
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  103. Approximately 90% of Asmon's chat were thinking "I can fix her" while slapping away the cheetoh dust off their beer bellies.
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  104. Asmon laid an egg along with Emiru in that stream LOL
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  105. It's a great game, but feels unfinished in some places specially the outdoors missions which you can see the edges of the world and the invisible walls. Even Grim Dawn is a great alternative if you're not happy with D4.
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  106. No Asmon, you wouldn't, dumping people in military planes in your soil without prior authorization would be considered a sign of aggression over the country's sovereignty. Let's not kid ourselves, the moment Latin American countries stop sending their produce and goods to America, all people will be eating is corn syrup, peanuts and old tires.
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  107. Someone in the game journalism industry, hire him! Hahaha!
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  108. It's ok, at this point he has the power of a THOT and will never be banned for more than 20 minutes from Twitch. 😆
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  109. KEEP em coming boys!
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  110. They're delaying a season like it is a new game's release...HAHAHAHA!! Phil Spencer must be like "What the actual fuck did I get myself into /facepalm" 🤣🤣
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  111. Redemption? lol, this guy has no redemption. He's the main villain and he just won the battle in this season. LMAO!
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  112. So the hardest level makes you fall off ledges? GG 🤣🤣
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  113. "Panzer Dragoon" lives on through this game. <3
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  114. LMAO, that was my reaction when we killed the first final boss of the game back in early access days 🤣
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  115. So he came back as a standard Twitter user.
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  116. Fedoras must be getting thrown angrily at the ground right now.
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  117. A better PC? Bro, a smart refrigerator can run Starfield.
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  118. I CAN FIX HER!!!! HAHAHA!
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  119. And half of those 40k players are bots. LOL! I feel for Asmon, he has "invested" so much in it. 😅
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  120. Truth is always brutal and unapologetic.
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  121. Asmon needs some real booba in his life.
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  122. Don't lose your hair over it, bud. 🤣
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  123. Agreed 100%
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  124. Thus illustrates how fucking absurd is the fact that rich people stay rich, they have absolutely no idea how to make money but waste it. Most modern (if not all) wealthy people, are either someone who got extremely lucky with whatever they did to get rich or inherited their wealth. All this "work hard till you make it" argument is a bunch of hogwash.
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  125. When I saw it, I honestly thought it was some cheap Chinese mobile game...
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  126. Even the dogs are like....fuck this shit, I'm out.
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  127. Wow...almost makes me proud I unistalled that fkn game, months ago.
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  128. HE CAN FIX HER!!
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  129. LMAO!!!!! Bye bye tig bitties. 🤣🤣
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  130. He's a convicted felon, he did not beat any felonies lol!
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  131. Hahaha, I think the best part of the whole show was watching that guy's reaction, haha, it's icing on the cake. XD
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  132. He made it boys, he made it!! I'm crying right now. So inspirational! :face-purple-crying:
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  133. That game is like an automatic flop.
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  134. I am not sure what's up with the negative opinions and hate about the show. I actually liked it. I just think this show is more for the book readers, more than the movie goers. There is a lot of exposition and very little action. So I can understand someone who wants to go into the show expecting non stop fighting scenes and not getting that, thus not liking the series. Still, to call the show "Bad" is a bit dumb, and just puts you on the Twitter hate bandwagon.
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  135. lol, middle aged dude with a cap and long mullet = bald on the top 100%.
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  136. If I'm honest, I would like to see Asmon go to Kick, and also all of of OTK. It would be very interesting to see the shake up.
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  137. Pre-orders are a huge no-no, and they want us to pre-order a pre-order of a future expansion for a game we do not know if we will like?? Jesus christ, how do these marketing people mind's function?? Do they really think people are THIS stupid?? (that's a rhetorical comment, of course they do)
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  138. Hot chicks > Live services.
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  139. Honestly I don't understand how anyone can get so involved in gacha shit.
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  140. All those 14 year olds will have blisters even on their feet.
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  141. Americans think the rest of the world is or should be like America...it's hilarious.
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  142. Well OnlyFans was kind of the same thing at the beginning, but all of a sudden was full of porn.
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  143. Bless the modding community, oh lord!
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  144. Haha, Twitter andies are subhuman creatures, that was gold. 🤣🤣
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  145. I bet YouTube pays his bail.
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  146. The game is actually very fun, with or without mods.
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  147. I think Asmon's female viewership went up for 0.01%
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  148. Well, she did fix him, at least the whole digging into his own gums with his nails. Kudos to Juggy Sparkles!
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  149. People change with time, brands adapt to what makes money. Totally agree with Asmon there, it is disingenuous, but that is what corporations will always be.
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  150. Like any other roach, IRL streamer. As soon as the light is on them, they scatter.
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  151. Well done dude, they do not deserve your money, yet. Just having a few days early access which you will just have a massive Q on and some digital bullshit, it's not worth it.
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  152. So what was the problem? I mean, having the relationship is a bit bad in regards to optics, but did she use the relationship in order to get an unfair advantage? What happened?
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  153. If twitter was an indie coffee shop, it would be this game.
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  154. Now THAT's realistic. 🤣🤣🤣
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  155. lol, the real treat is imagining the faces of all his fans who used to scream at their screens "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBS AND THEIR WEEB GAMES!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
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  156. Capitalism baby! Call a crime a synonim and all of a sudden is totally "ok". 😅
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  157. You may not smell your own stink, but I assure you everyone around you does. Wtf LOL!
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  158. I'm probably not going to play the game, but I am going to buy it just to support Larian and their development.
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  159. Finally Asmon talks like someone his age.. "My tax dollars!!"
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  160. I'll boycott just to not ever see a dumbass face like that just because of an extra button.
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  161. Elon's nervous laugh is so creepy...
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  162. My perspective is that she is a master manipulator and business woman. She just needed to refresh her pay pigs and simp army page, and new and old, old farts and horny teens feel for it, end of discussion.
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  163. At the end, YoshiP was like "Fuck it!" HAHA
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  164. Although I agree that social commentary does affects final sales, it does not explain why the peak sales did not even reach half of those of The Avengers. People have to realize this game was not what potential buyers/fans were expecting from Rocksteady. Not selling more copies after release cannot obscure that fact.
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  165. Give me all your money, but only if you have given me a $10,000 advance.
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  166. No wonder he mainly plays Word of Warcraft.... 🤣🤣
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  167. That would have been awesome! Don't fuck with cats!
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  168. HAHAHAHAHA!! Where is the "Caught" emoji?! HAHAHA!!!
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  169. How is asking for ID every time you go into an adult "place" a risk to minors and privacy? Dumb porn sites lol. Imagine a liquor store having the same notice on their door. HAHAHA! Stupid ass porn corpos just got got.
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  170. Now, this is how you diversify. Asmon papa is a business genius.
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  171. In all seriousness, Alexander's quest gives you one of the best amulets in the game.
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  172. And the rest 99.99% of us will be 1/1/8. Lost Casino Ark.
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  173. Modern gaming, ladies and gentlemen. Games that play themselves and only need your input at the time of gambling your savings away, and unfinished products which one unit costs more than your groceries.
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  174. Not sure about that, even as Sorc I am having a lot of close calls in this build of the game. Which is fine, we are not supposed to be 2 shotting everything like we did in the last Beta, which I suspect, was on Steroids.
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  175. That was actually pretty cool :)
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  176.  @Jaradis  What viewers, they are bots...
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  177. Do these people understand those cars map the streets by taking actual photographs of its surroundings?? LMAO!
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  178. And they just got buffed even further. LOL!
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  179. I don't think she understands what "working class" means lol!
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  180. It was a good run, Ubisoft...actually, no it was terrible.
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  181. I think "Asmon papa" in Japanese Vtuber culture is only used to address the true ruler of the neet land.
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  182. All we need is Emiru poking her head in his stream telling him to get gud. 🤣
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  183. Overlord is actually quite an underrated series. Perfect for Asmon. :D
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  184. Lady Interviewer: "Based on the information provided, I think you would be a great fit at Blizzard corporate. Congratulations!"
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  185. PC > Console 100%
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  186. Playing devil's advocate here, if it was something people didn't hear correctly, why did she immediately have that knee jerk reaction and then even wasted time explaining? I agree this seems to be blown out of proportion.
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  187. Spanish is my first language and that fucking "E" at the end of words to make them gender neutral is not even a grammatical rule, it's just internet made up shit corporations use to pander to who the fuck knows. Nobody speaks like that in any Spanish speaking country, nobody! LOL!!
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  188. Honestly I was not sure what he was focused on, but it was intense AF! LOL!
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  189. "If she's fucked in the head, she can fuck in the bed" - Pure, unfiltered, genius.
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  190. This is not realistic, WoW can't possibly be this complicated.
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  191. "That guy is a millionaire, he owns an organization". Most are exactly like that within the privacy of their homes. 🤣
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  192. "Solo, Hand Solo".
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  193. Honestly I didn't think it was going to be good at all, and then I found myself binge watching the hell out of it. What a good show.
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  194. 100% with that lady.
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  195. NOBODY GIVE HIM ANY GOLD!! He deserves that LOL!!!
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  196.  @hobogoat2  Haha I am sure he did. :D
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  197. He better join that Institute.
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  198. LMAO, just shave that rat's nest off your head already, Asmon. 🤣
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  199. People here seeing no problem with not cleaning themselves must really live in an environment where either you're just too used to the stench and don't feel it, or have absolutely no contact with the outside world. Just a word of advise, even if you don't feel the stink, everyone else around you does, guaranteed. They're just probably too nice or disgusted to tell you. LOL
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  200. Also, she's speaking in English, so the silly American boy can understand her.
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  201. I don't wanna be mean, but Rich's failures warm me inside a little bit. XD
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  202. If you let your bot play Lost Ark, Lost Ark is definitely better.
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  203. Why do we need to pretend this chick suddenly has been around for forever? So much cringe is not even funny...
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  204. Wait...wait...wait. What did she say?
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  205. LMAO, for a second there I thought it was Asmons Reddit editing giant boobs on an Emiru pic 🤣🤣🤣
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  206. Honestly it just reminds me of Lost Ark, and I'm sick of that game.
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  207. We need more not terminally online women being vocal in Twitter. Maybe those mentally ill people in there will start understanding, women are as horny and raunchy as any man.
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  208. "Matt was found along the wreckage of a US Air Force drone, federal authorities concluded this was a suicide"
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  209. Good for him.
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  210. "Haters gonna hate" - Taylor Swift.
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  211. I didn't know we had reached peak Inquisitorial, ultra conservative society levels...wtf is this?
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  212. Time to start our own studio in mom's basement!
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  213. I loved this for some uncertain reason lol
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  214. LMAO, watching that was his Twitch contract signing. 🤣🤣
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  215. Alyssa trying hard to save her career as Asmon trying to be gay.
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  216. "Level 1 face..." HAHAHAHA!!🤣🤣
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  217. I always believed that if there is a Blizzard "game killer" out there, it is Blizzard itself. I am not sure why are they destroying their own franchises, but I have the strong suspicion it is taxes.
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  218. Not gonna lie, my mind is blown. O_O
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  219. Of course a WoW player. Duh!
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  220. The world is healing.
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  221. LOL! This made my morning. Thanks! 🤣🤣
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  222. If anything, this will piss off the Judge even more LOL! What a scumbag defense strategy, no way that will stick.
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  223. Since it's probably just going to be one season (since Netflix cans everything after 1 or 2) they are just skipping the character development part. LOL!
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  224. "Plot device mirror". There is no way that toad playing Snow White is hotter than Gal Gadot.
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  225. I'm not a Trump fan, but Asmon is totally right.
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  226. I hope Asmon is not speaking for all single women, with no kids out there...
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  227. Hats off to the SpaceX engineers and team members. Elon gets nothing!
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  228. All I saw was 69...
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  229. Wouldn't you be in the clear if you assaulted this kid after he touches your food?
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  230. "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies" 😁
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  231. Without evidence, it's hard to believe the rumors, but on the other hand, if these are just unfounded lies, why is Doc being so stressed out to the point he's going to quit streaming (for a while) and also his game development company? It just doesn't make any sense.
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  232. The only way to avoid spending money on gems is to avoid downloading this piece of garbage.
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  233. "I'll play it" = He won't.
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  234. Japan's perversion is the juice of life. 🤣
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  235. I can see his whole party dabbing and doing the floss when he won the seat.
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  236. I bet they will give Eddie a "Ken" skin just to fuck with that dude. LMAO!!
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  237. Wow for all the shit he talks about FFXIV, finally something positive LOL!
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  238. She should be focusing on writing science fiction or fantasy.
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  239. Now go watch the extended Dawntrail cinematic trailer.
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  240. Asmon is gonna miss so much Yogurt... :face-purple-crying:
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  241. I can't wait for the "turd on the bed" scene. LOL!
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  242. I wear he would look great bald, for real.
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  243. Seems people who dwell on Twitter, wake up in the mornings, eat a fkn scorpion, crack their knuckles and get ready to type some shit.
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  244. Focus Asmon, focus!
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  245. LOL he knows
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  246. I didn't know Gamestop had money left to do commercials...lol
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  247. He'll have a 6 pack of yeasty ones ready in that little fridge soon enough.
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  248. I don't know if this was coincidence, but when the dude went off on her at the end, "Mr. Sandman" started playing on my Spotify playlist... :face-green-smiling:
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  249. lol
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  250. I think you summed it up pretty well, Asmon.
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  251. I don't want to live in this timeline anymore lol
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  252. Asmondaddy giving this young man a lesson in life. <3
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  253. Who pays money to go spend time with sweaty and smelly people who think using deodorant every day, and having a shower more than twice a week is some kind alien concept from outer space?
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  254. I find it incomprehensible when an entire nation has no other option than electing an actual felon as their leader. It says a lot about the current cultural state of the USA.
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  255. So wrapping your head with a scarf suddenly makes you brown or something? She's like 99.99% white, wtf is she talking about???? She even has like blue or green eyes or some shit...
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  256. Twitter is something most people should stay away from, same as you stay away from a mental asylum or that one street nobody goes because all the wierdos, and criminals live in it.
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  257. "The Facebook" ...that is offensive all in itself! Should they go to jail as well for that? By the way, this law passed under a conservative government. So get those buttcheeks ready Americans, you're going to need a lot of KY Jelly. LOL!!
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  258. First W and they didn't even make it themselves...lol, more like an L tbh.
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  259. God damn, that's next level. It's even scarier when these people talk about offering money to make someone "disappear" so gingerly...damn psycopaths. But hey, that's how social media has rotted people's brains.
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  260. Trump just keeps doubling down on making look Americans like total dumbasses lol.
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  261. And people say Trump doesn't read...this is proof he did finish "Mein Kampf".
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  262. So the devs patched in bugs? HAHA what a game. 🤣
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  263. No, no , no, I can't believe that! Hahaha!
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  264. Good for XQC, but seriously, praising him for streaming through this whole ordeal carries no merit, it's a job, nobody ever stops working just because we had shit we have to deal with, legal or not. That's just real life.
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  265. And some people complain about FFXIV...my goodness.
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  266. Wow, didn't know Goblins "socialized" 🤯
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  267. Honestly, I prefer this than titty streamers.
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  268. Asmon needs some sleep lol
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  269. Muscle or hair, choose your destiny!
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  270. It's almost like Grinding Gear is just trolling Blizzard at this point. 🤣🤣
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  271. Probably because Zendaya has the charisma of grit 2 sandpaper. lol :D
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  272. Square Enix just can't do shit without Naoki Yoshida (Yoshi P) .... /facepalm
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  273. That's what Twitch is all about boyeeee!!
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  274. I knew it was a dump. 🤣
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  275. People living in a bias confirmation bubble are basically like this. Homeschooled, social media addicts and most probably victims of bullying and a bad relationship with a White or Asian dude/girl. You may think, "wow man, that's very specific", and yes it is, because we all know these weirdos are a minority of the population, but you give them a megaphone like Twitter, and their screams sound louder than hell.
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  276. LMAO
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  277. * GULP *
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  278. What can "cheapen" a title more than emulating the mechanics of a fucking mobile game? Nothing, and that is at the point we are right now, folks.
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  279. LOL!
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  280. What did we learn today? Balls deep for 15 DAMAGE! (That thing must be a druid)
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  281. Rakka Rakka are the best, kind of sucks they haven't done anything for over a year, but in reality they were actually directing a movie!
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  282. That is some scary shit....
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  283. I am not sure why those hands always creep the fuck out of me!!!! No matter the size.
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  284. Quick, someone patent that pressing a button to run and another to jump after two seconds will make you jump higher! Check mate, NINTENDO!
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  285. Well, if anything I would ride Qin's clout, laugh about it, and thank him for memeing it...seriously, some people just don't see the ez money!!!
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  286. Can you imagine the potential to start a war with this kind of fidelity? Get ready resource rich small countries, here comes Russia and the USA with their made up footage to excuse invasions. Woooo!! It's gonna be a spicy next couple of years!
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  287. Politicians are like corporations, they just sail with the stronger wind. And the wind are the mouth farts being spewed in social media, which, by the way, is a small sample of the population. I have nothing against trans or gay people, but I am sure any of them, who do not dwell in social media would agree with that bill, I assure you that.
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  288. RP moments.
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  289. 100% agree. People who complain about this are not even the target market for these products. It's like a morbidly obese, piece of lard complaining at how gym equipment does not have an XXXXXX large bench.
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  290. HAHAHA, Twitch, my goodness.
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  291. Yup, pretty much Kris Kyle...full of shit LOL
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  292. Yeah, you telll em' EMi
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  293. He's right you know? (fuck WoW btw lol)
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  294. I am so proud American priorities are focused on the most important water cooler conversations ever discussed! I hope they also release the Big Foot report, that one is key!
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  295. Sounds empty, wtf??
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  296. I find it endearing how much fun Asmon was having with this little weeb game...right now look at him all serious and angry playing New World lol!!
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  297. This looks so good and refreshing, we needed something like it for a while.
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  298. "Tribute"...uhumm... subconscious betraying poor Asmon's heart. 😄
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  299. All criticisms are valid, but I just don't see where the problem is with the voice actress.
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  300. Man, I wanna see all those Sweet baby people and anime dubbers right now...
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  301. Man...Johnny Somali as DLC would be "da bomb"... LMAO!!!
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  302. "Big sweaty men, beating the hell out of each other" - Someone has been browsing Phub a lot. 😂
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  303. I'm "Two-spirt", spirit of competition and spirit of sportsmanship.
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  304. "Quality content" - Brought to you by fucked up genetics.
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  305. Lmao Dumpsterbacon 🤣 🤣
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  306. Sonic Frontiers... /facepalm
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  307. One more proof that racism is taught and not something we are born with. Same with Xenophobia, homophobia any other social phobias people have towards their fellow men.
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  308. 28 Days later............... 😵😵😵
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  309. If Asmon was not one of those lucky few that make it on Twitch, that's what he would be doing...like most unlucky people who do not make it on Twitch.
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  310. Where my hood at!??! Yo yo yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo 🤣
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  311. "Now it's time for chili" LMAO!!!!!
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  312. They'll be surprised how many women who use Dove don't give a shit about video games LMAO!!!
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  313. HAHAHAHA "Incognito" huh? HAHAHAHA!!
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  314. That lady at NYDEC reminds me of Headmistress Trunchbull from Matilda...wtf...
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  315. HAHA "K-popped" Johnny Salami! HAHA!
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  316. Asmon chan has been a weeb all along.
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  317. The physician thing will stay with us forever. HAHAHA!!!
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  318. Those aren't even pranks, those are all out assaults.
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  319. Asmon, please keep advising titty streamers on what to do next, please! LMAO!!!
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  320. I knew WoW was the cause for this obesity pandemic.
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  321. All Blizzard has left is troll Streamers...what a sad day in gaming...
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  322. I think "Quadruple A" means "Quadruple ASS"
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  323. Fuck! I liked this video...
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  324. Please buy a car from this dude, and remember...COME HOLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHA!!!
    1
  325. Yeah fuck that shit. This is is why just get Gamepass and play those games without forking any money. If they really want people to enjoy the extras, they need to stop pushing that "paywalled Completionist" bullshit.
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  326. "the fuck is wrong" with these people? They are internet dwellers, that's what's wrong.
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  327. 18 damage? Now it is viable!
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  328. Ah ...Ah...Ah...Oh ...Ah.... LMAO!!!
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  329. "REALITY" [Followed by narrator's evil laugh]
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  330. Pathetic...
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  331. Honestly, it is not only Druid right now. All the classes feel really weak, but I have the slight suspicion the Game's build we are playing right now is the release one, what we played the last Beta weekend was on Steroids. I remember getting non stop legendaries that would make my Assassin (and yes even my Druid) feel like they packed a super punch, but this time I feel they are not doing shit and I am full of Rare and magic (mostly blues) items. I tried a Sorcerer and it is the same thing, I can barely beat bosses with my skin intact, before I could almost 3 shot them lol!
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  332. I guess they hired all the people who in school just show up to the presentation but never collaborate with the group project...meaning, mediocrity tuned up to 300%
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  333. Our lord and savior 🙏
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  334. The man in the thumbnail sure looks like a chick...wtf...
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  335. One toot a day, keeps the colon aches away!
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  336. All of them, future millionaire streamers and CEO's, right there.
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  337. You can see his eyes getting all glossy... :face-purple-crying:
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  338. HAHAHA. PAY UP BISH! 🤣🤣
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  339. Man, If Asmon's Dad knows Adin Ross is "the biggest asshole" then that guy's future is doomed. LOL!
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  340. I think IGN forgot its meds again.
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  341. It's ok, Dr. Pepper gave him a hug... LMAO!!
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  342. Yeah, fuck this scam..ermm, game.
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  343. Well...I hope they had a lot of fun in that sausage fest. LMAO!!!
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  344. Bethesda, Bethesda never changes...
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  345. X-men was already quite "diverse" to begin with. This "body" stuff is unnecessary.
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  346. The USA is the land of "convenience", convenience holes that is..
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  347. I must be Necromancer cause D4 still quite alive in my PC. I gotta say, all this crying about Diablo's current state makes it even more fun, like a funny DLC. 🤣
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  348. The toughest part is to go up, not those dinky little mobs! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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  349. Lmao! I have never seen Mconell, but that is how I always imagined him to be....HAHAHA!!
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  350. I am sad for the man who hasn't had Bubble Tea in his life.
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  351. Pappa Bernie just saved that baldie from an ass whoppin'. LOL
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  352. Sorry, what was she saying...? (. )( .)
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  353. If there was one person that should be first in line, that was Preach.
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  354. His bald personality was what sold me to that 4chan thread.
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  355. Sometimes I am glad the electoral college exists.
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  356. I feel for the people fired, but not the concept of an entire DEI division, that's ridiculous. Common decency should be enough.
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  357. I hate it when that happens lol!
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  358. These people are probably the offspring of individuals living at the Alamo nuclear site during that time...
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  359. Credit where credit is due!
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  360. Merry Christmas, Fextralife. "Fuck you" too! 😊
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  361. I do the same with Asmon videos.
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  362. Shaved Asmon is so unsettling.
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  363. Never cherish an executive, ever. They make more money than you and you're just a gnat to them during those "visits".
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  364. LMAO, fame, such a delight. :D
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  365. The place is run down by bottlecaps guys, BOTTLECAPS! ok?
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  366. "Paul" looks like Asmon, change my mind.
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  367. Well, the silence basically answered his question. It will be. DO NOT PRE-ORDER, OR GET A REFUND IF YOU DID! Play the game for its own merits, not the hype. Don't be fooled (again)
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  368. America looks like it was designed by Bethesda...
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  369.  @jimmybandme  Why are you using PF for Raids? Just use Duty Finder, it's way quicker.
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  370. That kind of guy gives a bad rap to people in their 30's, he looks like he's in his late 50's, early 60's...if he's balding it's because the same stuff that makes him look 30 years older, not a genetic issue.
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  371. Keep ignoring your hair...it will go away.
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  372. It's almost like these backers are all 12 year olds...wtf is wrong with people? LOL!
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  373. Yup, basically at the same age as me.
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  374. I think the issue is that most streamers lack the necessary self awareness of what it means to have a "hard" job, since they probably never had an actual one. Do you really think a roofer who has to work during the summer is going to feel pitty for a streamer? or a Plumber, a firefighter, a police officer, a sewer technician or an oil field engineer? Get the fack outta here.
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  375. The dude was kind of enough to not finish him, so no PvP points. :(
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  376. That "Cancel" button is like a slot machine, you'll never know what you gonna get. ROFL! XD
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  377. Agree.
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  378. Asamongoldo papa!
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  379. The end of an era...and what an agonizing one...
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  380. A true eye roller.
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  381. LMAO!!
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  382. Was that a trapped Mconell?
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  383. AI Asmon is a blessing.
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  384. But did she shit on his bed?
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  385. She even has a female receding hairline. Uncanny!
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  386. Reddit seems like a place where people take rage dumps and never flush.
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  387. It's the same damn game but 5v5 and a price tag of $40 XD
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  388. He's partly right though....LOL!!!
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  389. Dumpy, Mcconell? HAHAHA!! Dude, I am starting to think this is the beginning of the end of Humanity.
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  390. Here's a sweaty nut to the face for all those who posted they were 12 after seeing this can ban you. LMAO!
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  391. Developers and studios have to stop using Twitter as their sourcing tool to research their target markets.
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  392. Fat, bald and goatee = Ultimate form.
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  393. More proof that "Quality" is not in Blizzard's jargon at all.
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  394. it is indeed a big "D"eal.
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  395. User "Vaeloc" being farmed for sure!
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  396. Also Twitch's president tells you that "showering everyday is unnecessary", of course Twitch is a joke.
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  397. "I'm a physician...", well, I'm a vegetarian.
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  398. WoW is a game for everyone, just not for thots.
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  399. At least this time Wings cannot claim there were "campers" in the arena.
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  400. Or just 1 sitting at a desk....
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  401. Twitter dwellers are probably the most insane and inconsistent individuals out there.
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  402. Happy 4th of July, you crazy 'muricans!
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  403. I guess she needed the clout.
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  404. So a neurosurgeon should not operate on someone who just suffered a cranioencephalic trauma because they chose the wrong car to be in a car accident???? God damn!!
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  405. Asking Internet people to "read" is where you fail.
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  406. Instagram is for horny dudes, people should stop pretending it is not.
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  407. With a name like "Shams" I don't feel much confidence.
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  408. I got bored of the game, but I don't get bored of the marketing.
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  409. I have a year to finish painting my minis.
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  410. So that's it? You get that shield and then you just auto parry everything???
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  411. And here I am, playing games and trying to stream, and these are the assholes who get all the viewers....
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  412. He's just clever in American. 😆
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  413. The next 4 years will be interesting...honestly, Democrats (political party, no the people) are all to blame. Choosing an Octogenarian, out of touch, mummy, to lead such a country before giving the chance to a much better progressive candidate in 2021 was Trump's best possible boost.
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  414. Half the game is setting up your UI with third party tools a multibillion dollar company cannot bother to provide. Smh.
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  415.  @assassin415  Nah, it's easier than that, she just switched from her and tits and ass taking 80% of the screen to just 30%, there's no rabbit hole here, except hers.
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  416. I have been watching gameplay and honestly, it doesn't look very compelling considering the hype it had behind it. It just looks dated and not too interesting.
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  417. Ahhh Twitter...what a toilet.
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  418. I remember when doing this kind of stuff was actually insulting to people who have disabilities.
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  419. I bet a Hellcat he got an ass whoopin'.
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  420. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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  421. I had that same night table and made the exact same mistake. LOL!! IKEA PoS! :D
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  422. LMAO! 99% of his audience is just that voice chat. 🤣
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  423. The US could have had a totally lucid Bernie Sanders at the helm of the USA, but nope, let's get dementia grandpa in there, you know, just in case there's a nuclear crisis.
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  424. That's barely a scandal, we all know this is what Disney has been doing for quite some time.
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  425. I saw 22's so yeah, don't bullshit us, now Druid is a BEAST!
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  426. wait...WAIT...KICK!?! WOHOOOO!!! CONFIRMED!
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  427. The top banner of his Reddit...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  428. That Turkey picture always gets me. HAHA! 🤣
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  429. GOTY for sure LOL!
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  430. I like this new meta, very inclusive.
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  431. lol America
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  432. Quality game lol
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  433. "I did it on purpose" = n00b.
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  434. Wow...even for the internet, that shit was too much...whoa...
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  435. This is further proof that Democrats are as shitty as Republicans. Americans are really in between a rock and hard place with their politics. Such shame.
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  436. Who knew, Asmon is actually a Karen. 🤣
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  437. Correction, body pillows are still for losers AND they are funny.
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  438. Honestly, nothing greater could have happened to Asmon.
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  439. Western devs seem to have been stuck at just jiggle.
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  440. Do these people understand Botox is actually a toxin that prevents muscle movement and tense them? That's why these women can barely have an facial expression.
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  441. It's gacha game, a boob jiggle button is the least of your problems.
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  442. I can't even force myself to play Overwatch right now. That game is practically dead to me at this point.
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  443. I hoped it would go harder! LOL!
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  444. But can we carry 20 cheese wheels??
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  445. Gawd dayum, Doreen!! O_O
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  446. He got an "experience" alright...I really hope he got the "Souvenir" 🍆
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  447. That last part...AHAAHAHAHA!!!
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  448. "Grampi Zack, tell me about this MMO "Universe of Warbuild"" - It was World of Warcraft little Bobby, "World of Warcraft"".
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  449. A lot of franchises suffer the same fate. The directors and showrunners of these projects just think the franchise is popular because it exists, when there is a lot of reasons WHY fans like it. They don't ask questions, or research, they just plaster the cover art and fill it with nonsense for "modern audiences" (whatever the fk that is)
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  450. More like deez nutz.
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  451. I'm sure a female Dwarf will have a ding-a-ling down to her ankles.
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  452. LMAO! Dad Chad!
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  453. This used to be $2.99 a minute back in the 90's. 😂😂
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  454. This is what happens when you live in Social Media "only".
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  455. It's like these take a shit, don't flush and then run away...like wtf..
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  456. Thanks AI, now we will know if we will get scammed before subscribing! God bless! 🤣🤣
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  457. This is up there with The Verge's "How to build a PC" video.
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  458. Pro gamer, right there. OTK, here he comes!
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  459. American voter by the way (and her chat probably too)
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  460. Asmon is in awe that his plan is all out in the open...LMAO!
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  461. lol!! How come women do not expect to be our moms, how fucked up is that!? ....AHAHAHA!!
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  462. I don't even play WoW and I feel bad for our fellow players. :/
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  463. Worst part is most people who hate Asmon, will never look at the context these clips are coming from.
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  464. I bet there's some horny 50 something year olds here already trying to find that cute young lady's Lonelyfans page shown at the end of the video. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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  465. I can only use one word to describe my mood right now: LOL
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  466. So....how did it taste?
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  467. Weight is just an indicator, but if you reach a point where you can't even use your own flip flops while seating down because it is uncomfortable to your feet, you should not be hired by any Department of Health in any universe.
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  468. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOOOOOOYYYY! Hahaha! XD
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  469. No, this is gotta continue!
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  470. So is that an asshole bleaching party?
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  471. So his hair loss is a mental disorder?? That explains a lot!!
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  472. Who's Zoggin?
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  473. They gave Blizzard the finger and pushed right up the ass. LOL! 🤣
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  474. If you like pirate games, it's quadruple free.
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  475. Well, in all honesty, there's been hundreds of millions of people killed in the name of Religion, that's a silly argument from that old man. The problem here is the younger dude's arguments, which sound insane due to the cause and the tone.
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  476. XQC's AI speaks better than the original, LOL!
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  477. I bet they didn't make rent for that office space and went under...now they all have OF pages and a Linktree.
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  478. Just for the record, I only know Asmon because he played Final Fantasy 14. I never played WoW. lol
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  479. If aliens came to Earth and read Twitter for a day, they would just say "Na uh, fuck that planet"
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  480. Democracy has literally prevailed here. :D
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  481. This guy looks straight out of a 90's porn, even the stream quality looks like a 90's porn...wtf...???
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  482. Anyone claiming the game is bad because of "animal cruelty", remember, that is a is a choice, not a feature. So yeah, those people need to go get checked by the psychiatrist.
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  483. What a shame you can only see her shoulders when playing the actual game 🤣
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  484. Symbol of the human condition...omg I laughed so hard at that shit! HAHAHAHA!!!
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  485. Auto banning that character is such a classic move lol!
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  486. Raw is the way to go "every day".
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  487. BBC: You're fired.
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  488. Olivia Munn is the GOAT
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  489. Blizzard: At this point we don't give a shit.
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  490. Gay Orcs, yeah, that's what Middle Earth needs.
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  491. lol corporations with one single owner, make that single owner liable for any wrongdoing... Tik Tok viewers, please take the challenge! 🤣
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  492. I'm really tired how Asmngold has become this politized (or at least all these videos make him look like he has) streamer. I am actually selecting "Not interested" in every Asmon video with any political thumbnail that I see. I am bit disappointed to be honest, all I want is discuss the gaming industry and games but everywhere I look, Asmon is mainly acting like this partisan knowitall, which is quite obnoxious to say the least. Almost like Hasan himself.
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  493. "Diversity" is mutually exclusive with experience and merit. Diversity is nothing without knowledge, professionalism and experience. WTF are these people talking about????
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  494. HAHAHA
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  495. Chief Monkey apology to Kaise was * cheff's kiss *
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  496. I have absolutely no issues with the character nor the voice. I think the issue most people are having is the story itself, but man, how can you top Shadowbringers and Endwalker? These were the magnum opus of the series and even Yoshi P. said Dawntrail is like the intermission in between new sagas. I personally find the story quite endearing, it's a nice change of pace.
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  497. I gotta say, not just The Acolyte, but The Book of Bobba Fett, and even Obi Wan Kenobi were trash. Then add the new trilogy and Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, oof...I'm glad this lady is gone, she never had any idea what made those franchises good.
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  498. yah....
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  499. I do agree people who play WoW do need help, but that is another topic. Asmon is not a psycho, he's just a self centered narcisist. 😁
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  500. Cancelled! PoG LUL
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  501. This is literal pandering.
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  502. You can't YOLO at skyboxes dude...
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  503. Where are the videos about Trump roaching out on Mexico and Canada?
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  504. Overwatch Reforged.
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  505. A whole generation of twitter raised babies are in charge of "gaming journalism"...fuck me....
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  506. Heh, keep laughing at this, it won't be a laughing matter when every American couch potato is called for active service. XD
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  507. It's a dick.
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  508. That's what Twitter would sound like and look like if it was a flesh and bone entity.
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  509. LOL!! Oh this one...yeah, I quit after 3 minutes of that bullshit HAHAHA
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  510. Pay to access what you already paid for....fucking Koreans man, seriously...and the West corporations are loving it!
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  511. Yeah, but Asmon doesn't jerk off to A1....doesn't he? DOESN'T HE?!? 🙄
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  512. * Saved for later "research" *
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  513. They can't even get the right finger, imagine how inaccurate their Wiki is...
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  514. Why is WoW good? It's not, the whole reason people still play WoW is because when they started they didn't know any better and now, they have invested so much time in it, that it is difficult to let go. 😎
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  515. Just trust them, they're doctors.
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  516. Wait...wait, wait, WAIT!! Asmon actually got mad that she skipped the cinematic?!?! He might not want to admit it, but Final Fantasy 14 made a number on him!🤣
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  517. Editors need a raise.
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  518. Not meeting the proof for blindfolded = Cheater. 🤣🤣
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  519. Is it a good time to say "Jesus Christ!"?
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  520. The music is basically a reflection of chat..LOL!
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  521. Like WoW, the only thing that will beat Biden is Biden himself. That dude is cooked and if the best other option you guys have in the US is that felon Trump, then your entire country is really cooked, worse than Biden lol!
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  522. Good.
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  523. Well Miskif kind of got on the edge of being cancelled, and Rich...well, I am glad that mofo is gone, never liked him.
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  524. A slug sprinkled with salt has more rhythm than Asmon on a Dance Pad. 🤣
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  525. Just wearing those loafers should considered a stab on the foot. 🤣🤣
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  526. Like any other rich asshole, these people live in a bubble and are 100% disconnected from reality.
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  527. Attractive people attract, who would have known...
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  528. Indeed Ridiculous.
    1
  529. Is that dandruff on his shirt or just sparkly rocks?
    1
  530. She was just born there, she lived most of her life somewhere else...wtf...??
    1
  531. Cleopatra is obviously white, because Hollywood rewrote that story in 1963. Oh and Cleo was actually Elizabeth Taylor, not some Macedonian/Greek mix.
    1
  532. Best comment: "Nice indie game". HAHAHA!!
    1
  533. Patches casting, done!!
    1
  534. ASUMON CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  535. All Lenny Kravitz's daughter knows about "love" is older, fat music producers asking for her used panties.
    1
  536. I wish any of these dumbass shareholders was an actual gamer, and could call out those executives' bullshit in the middle of one of those earnings calls.
    1
  537. "96.66 hur hur hur" - All I heard was "hur hur...By the way, there is no game, just cardboard and plastic, you know, what these assholes like to eat while playing our games..hur hur"
    1
  538. This game is so bad, even Angry Joe had nothing to say...LOL!
    1
  539. You know, for once I almost shed a tear for being so in tune with Mcconell in regards to this Diablo garbage game.
    1
  540. Who' cobwebs are those though, Spider-Man's???? I mean, those things sustained heat of over 350 degrees!! 😮😮
    1
  541. LMAO that last part was gold, Asmongold! :D By the way, I can't wait to make my own Salamander!!
    1
  542. They talk about walking barefoot like it's some kind of new species on the planet earth. Tik Tok is such a garbage pail, man, jesus christ.
    1
  543. Was that Asmon or Smeagol? 🤣
    1
  544.  @lordkrythic6246  you should join them.
    1
  545. That is why I use body wash in the shower, and liquid soap for my hands. LOL!
    1
  546. Daaaang! Mia Malkova way more based than the entire cast of The Acolyte. LOL!
    1
  547. HAHA...he wonders...
    1
  548. The art department was like "Yes! 2 days of work and then, fuck it"
    1
  549. Frankly, I understand. I tried those two frogs countless times and can say I would prefer to face the living spirit of the Emperor himself than these two fucking toads.
    1
  550. omg....not another Archage. The first one was a shitty, grindy, pay to win shitfest that "looked good", like any other Korean MMORPG.
    1
  551. No wonder Robots in the future will just gonna butcher these dumb fucks.
    1
  552. It's all good, she probably got like a billion subs after that lol
    1
  553. I don't think 37 people are going to help this dream survive.
    1
  554. We are still shooting manned rockets into space and these people still think we are going to drop into space just by travelling to the "edge"?? Man, these people at NASA and Space X are a bunch of idiots then, huh? LOL!!
    1
  555. Wash yo ass Asmon! HAHA
    1
  556. What people don't realize is that Pokimane's cookies are specifically manufactured for her PayPig farm.
    1
  557. He was caught and now he apologizes.... <<< That was satire btw.
    1
  558. By Sweet Baby's logic, then they should shut the fuk up about games with "big tiddies, muscular bearded men, thongs, seminal topics, hetero sexualized relationships, and hot waifus".
    1
  559. "Tik Tok, time to fuck" is going to be my 2023 phrase of the year.😆
    1
  560. All I could think of was the "You have no power here" meme...
    1
  561. My goodness, the bit rate makes it look like the stream is melting away. HAHAHA!!
    1
  562. Rowan Atkinson has always been like this. He's a legend.
    1
  563. "Maybe Asmon is the roach"..... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    1
  564. Welcome to AmeriWarts!
    1
  565. In all seriousness, that shit is creepy and terrifying.
    1
  566. $90 in CAD, which is a ridiculous amount of money for one single item. Good thing I didn't pay that...hell no.
    1
  567. "Happy" is not even beginning to describe how I feel.
    1
  568. Domi Mommy...OMG HAHAHAHA!!!
    1
  569. The bigger you are, the harder you fall. Something of that magnitude is impossible to sustain for a long time. It sucks that situation jaded so many people into thinking there is nothing better out there (when there is a lot of it)
    1
  570. May lord Gaben shine thine bright light upon me. m(_ _)m
    1
  571. Modern audiences = Bottom of the Twitter barrel, apparently.
    1
  572. When I see this, I actually feel like Asmon is truly a great dude.
    1
  573. America at its finest.
    1
  574. I actually thought it was the third reich.
    1
  575. Reddit mods, Comic Book and Gamestop store managers will finally have someone to interact with that won't judge their pony tails and trench coats.
    1
  576. This is why we have to stop giving participation trophies.
    1
  577. I think they need to change their reddit to r/CattyFuglyGirlGamers
    1
  578. I have to be honest here, his view of D4's last Beta was far from "Objective" lol. But hey man, to each their own. He's just gets 1.4k of hate because he's 1.4k famous.
    1
  579. The sofa is dirty because Cody slept on it?? WTF HAHAHAHA!
    1
  580. Too much "freedom" is chaos, which is what certain regions in the US are experiencing. Deal with it with your votes, not on Social media.
    1
  581. That's one diabolic crotch right there.
    1
  582. Andrew Tate should learn a thing or two from our Sempai, Asmon papa.
    1
  583. F word this SH word.
    1
  584. I think the dude filming in that little creepy room made things even worse.
    1
  585. Removing remote work policies is not operationally cost effective anymore, those back to the office mandates are just the desire of all "old school" (i.e. boomer) bosses that love to micro manage their employees (i.e. slaves)
    1
  586. Naivety? Dude, that's one of the best and savage things Twitch could ever implement.
    1
  587. The internet is healing.
    1
  588. Now, just stop for a minute and think this footage is "THE BEST" footage the developers were able to put out there, now imagine everything just goes downhill from there....ohhh boy...
    1
  589. Ok, who switched my timeline...?
    1
  590. Asmon's legs look like he retains waaaaay too much water.
    1
  591. I want to hear Miss McConell speak Korean 😍
    1
  592. I always beware of any button filled with bright ass red.
    1
  593. Fucking Asmon is like a viewer count goblin. LOL!
    1
  594. What's weird is having accounts in pr0n sites....for what? You don't need one to watch any of the cultured content therein!
    1
  595. LMAO!!
    1
  596. Why give a platform to that lunatic, seriously. Play it offline.
    1
  597. Asmon needs an intervention....
    1
  598. Well, crying on demand is quite an acting skill. 😂
    1
  599. Fuck 'em
    1
  600.  @ronanoka5205  Eh...what?
    1
  601. See? Never play with a Great Sword.
    1
  602. LMAO!!!! Bobby: FUCK THAT!
    1
  603. I'm straight but I could marry him and take care of him forever.
    1
  604. He can be the most awful singer in the universe, but he's still the OTK.
    1
  605. Android Wilson finally able to do was Mastermold told him to do.
    1
  606. Netease will Net fuck you.
    1
  607. Well, there you have it, went from selling real estate to selling shoes....hey it's Al Bundy!!
    1
  608. $200 laugh. Ez game.
    1
  609. I'm so glad I flicked this franchise out like a bugger since DA2.
    1
  610. Welcome to Quadruple A pricing. Hope it sinks like that Ship game.
    1
  611. Now that's what I call a Critical Failure roll!
    1
  612. This is just extraordinary, in the worst possible way....LOL!
    1
  613. Oh damn, they also added a Forehead Machine gun?!?
    1
  614. wait, wait, wait a second...is that a sweater?!?!?!?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯
    1
  615. I have noticed that when his streams switch to free to play shit, his viewership crashes. I mean, he's still getting thousands of views but not even near to what he gets when he does his intros or just spends his time in anything else other than these fucking pay to win pieces of shit games.
    1
  616. "Take some pics for my fans" - Takes pics of her greasy, dirty feet. Yeah, it checks out.
    1
  617. TRUE and BASED. Hahahahaha!
    1
  618. As long as you are taking care of yourself now, Asmon, who cares.
    1
  619. This trial has devolved from a clown show to a full blown freak show.
    1
  620. Yeah fuck that
    1
  621. RTX VSR: ON 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  622. That is correct, it's like saying "god dammit".
    1
  623. Where do these anime get their titles from, 4Chan? 🤣🤣
    1
  624. I'm sure he still has the "I have been diagnosed with (insert lethal illness here), I have (#) days live" title in the chamber, ready to go.
    1
  625. Gabedalf!
    1
  626. "Future game developers" ...HAHAHAHA!!! True though. LMAO!
    1
  627. HAHAHA
    1
  628. LOL, poor guy. M 🤣
    1
  629. Logan Paul got caught so hard he had to pretty much lick Coffeezilla's boots and refund everyone he wanted to scam with this new crypto swindle. Please stop investing in crypto stuff, it is all way too risky until it is (ironically) regulated somehow.
    1
  630. I agree with the last one, do it on stream.
    1
  631. Is it really safe? .......
    1
  632. Never been a better title to get on Gamepass than this lol
    1
  633. I should watch more Women's Soccer...holy shit lol! 🤣
    1
  634. I bet the whole thing was done by AI as well...lol
    1
  635. Times change and people change. I don't see this as a sign of hypocrisy, but a change in times. I strongly believe in rights for every community are important, but we need to stop listening to the mentally ill, vocal minorities dwelling in social media crying/complaining about everything and anything.
    1
  636. Elder Scroll VI better be 10 times better than Baldur's Gate 3 (I 10000000000000000% doubt it) or I won't even bat an eye to it.
    1
  637. A true blanket goblin, mah man.
    1
  638. If it was a guy, he would already be watched by the FBI as a pedophile and be in the police database as a sex offender. WTF is up with these OF people, wtf?
    1
  639. Diet Soda it is, Asmon! :D
    1
  640. Twitter is full of insane people...sheesh!
    1
  641. I stopped checking Twitter (X) about a month ago and I can attest my life has seen a 3000000000000000000000000000000000% improvement on a daily basis.
    1
  642. Asmon was looking for the Q button. 🤣
    1
  643. I think it's good there is another platform for people to go to. Twitch is monopolizing most of the streaming market and within Twitch, most viewers are being devoured by just a few big streamers, which dampens the growth of smaller ones. Yeah, let them leave, whatever, fuck it. LOL!
    1
  644. Welcome to Quadruple A gaming, my friends.
    1
  645. Yup...
    1
  646. So now, how do you like them apples?
    1
  647. * GULP *
    1
  648. I guess she passed the review with flying colors. 😂
    1
  649. I was in College at the time, there was a TV in a corner of the cafeteria and this one day EVERYONE gathered there, EVERYONE, from all programs in school, most us didn't know each other, but we were all there to watch that episode where Goku, for the first time, becomes a Super Sayan...dude, I have never witnessed a gathering of so many different people with a common interest in such spontaneous way. A day to remember. 🥲
    1
  650. His job is so hard.
    1
  651. AI is the representation of the most crass shit humans can be. Still...this made me chuckle. :D
    1
  652. What baffles me is these people mixing up ethnicity with nationality...that is not how genetics work. You are not Mexican, Guatemalan, Panamenian, Colombian or Peruvian, you are "Indigenous American"... /facepalm
    1
  653. The conclusion is that it looks awesome. Crybaby try hard fans mald all you want.
    1
  654. Second time I hear about this and man, why would I want to "win" anyone back that does not want to be with me?
    1
  655. Who is "everyone"? lol
    1
  656. DAMN! That's fucking genius bro! HAHAHAHAHA!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  657. I don't think it has anything to do with allowing players to experiment, it all has to do with development limitations. Bethesda is extremely well known for using smoke and mirrors to create the illusion of expansiveness (and buggy games of course)
    1
  658. If the internet had a taste, this situation would taste like black forest cake * chef's kiss *
    1
  659. Out of context is the best 🤣
    1
  660. CuckGold 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  661. She has the thumbs of a demon alright.
    1
  662. "Creative Director"?? More like "You're fired Director".
    1
  663. Just give Taylor Swift the Department of AI Defense!
    1
  664. Boogie is already scraping the bottom of the barrel...
    1
  665. We all know why she got fired, and it wasn't because of her right wing politics, she just mentioned the J word.
    1
  666. Look at it this way, if he's not guilty, this solidifies the fact that all his ramblings about "the matrix" are a bunch of bullshit and he should not be taken seriously at all. The only serious thing about this dude is that he's an internet grifter who got friendzoned so hard at some point in his life that all he does now, is sell guides on how to hate women. 😂
    1
  667. Wait...that's a "cinematic"?? Looked like a half baked cutscene...what the hell??? 😒 I am convinced that even if Asmon said FF 14 was just a "stream thing", he deserves to continue to play it and see what a real story telling cutscene and cinematic are.
    1
  668. Just play a shirtless druid, it's free! LOL!
    1
  669. Totally fair and balanced.
    1
  670. Welcome to 2024, folks. It's gonna be quite a ride.
    1
  671. ez change lol
    1
  672. What this game needs is to stop its pay to win strategy immediately. It might be great for the Eastern market because they are used to gamble all the time, but for western audiences is not something the majority wants to be invested in forever.
    1
  673.  @ethe6  Hopefully that's the case. The game is good, it would be a shame to see it go the way Black Desert did.
    1
  674. Just like real life.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  675. I gotta say, as much as I hate the modern Blizzard, hats off to this game and the launch. Same as Asmon, gotta give credit where credit is due.
    1
  676. Always loved that "FUUOOOCK!" moment. 😂
    1
  677. That kind of insane advertising used to be only in garbage "Top 10 [insert some shit here] you never knew about!" websites.
    1
  678. Great game though....
    1
  679. Yeah, and tap those keys hard, brothers!
    1
  680. Dragging items into your inventory in a ARPG is as much of a cardinal sin as clicking abilities in an MMO. People seriously really thought the dude was #1 in any game? LMAO!!!
    1
  681.  @MoeDaliven  Nice! here, have a cookie and a fleshlight.
    1
  682. Based, true and real (kind of...) lol!
    1
  683. CLAIMED! LOL
    1
  684. Don't worry, those old politicians' kids are no better, all they know is that they have access to Instagram and Twitter on their cellphones.
    1
  685. HAHAHAHA, I was going to say the same thing. LOL!!!
    1
  686. $300+ already...he's just become part of the problem.
    1
  687. No beard Asmon is mah boy. HAHAHHA!!
    1
  688. It's not realistic at all, too much hair.
    1
  689. Gotta give it to the dude, he's farming Asmon, and that's what really pisses off the Goblin lord. LOL!
    1
  690. Haha, well, we are all a little hypocritical from time to time, let the man have his content. 🤣
    1
  691. They sent a bunch of people to Mexico and Mexican authorities did not let them land lol, they sent them to Guatemala, wtf...HHAHA!
    1
  692. more like skill Gape. 🤣
    1
  693. There you have it boys, he's a clicker...LOL
    1
  694. This is how AAA publishers will fire everyone but the higher up executives, and then what? Fire higher up executives...and then what? Fire the CEO and it's just a computer making everything, and then what? Skynet bro.
    1
  695. "Pizza is terrible!!!" * Nom Nom Nom * LMAO!!!
    1
  696. Idiocracy is an actual documentary now.
    1
  697. Well, the good news is, since they got these spaces to share their "whatever this is", we avoid having some perverted psychos on the streets.
    1
  698. The red button is mostly associated with small dicks and big egos. One orange man is worse than a "retardo", I bet you anything.
    1
  699. As much as I hate Tik Tok, I agree with whoever is writing Asmon's arguments. That person needs a raise.
    1
  700. Damn, in my day a chick was upset and she would just key your car or some reparable shit, now they just go nuclear. LOL!
    1
  701. Great idea!! Keep it up!! :)
    1
  702. That chick with the beard...I can fix her!!
    1
  703. Fistingway...I mean, no wonder nobody takes these people seriously...
    1
  704. LOL that outro 🤣
    1
  705. She's need a Sausage McGriddle and a better bra.
    1
  706. I think Asmon would win that bet. Even her articles stink.
    1
  707. He dug his own grave and now tries to taunt our soyboy? lol screw Sneako.
    1
  708. Yeah, definitely not "him". HAHA!
    1
  709. I broke a tear. What a beautiful moment.
    1
  710. How is this news, he gets "caught" like every 10 minutes...
    1
  711. He'll have liver failure before getting fat.
    1
  712. WoW, the true WoW killer...also, there is a WoW expansion? God damn, I had no idea lol!
    1
  713. Cool stuff.
    1
  714. Dayum, is that the STEAM version? Because the mobile one is not that raunchy lol!!
    1
  715. This is an overpriced "Shia Lebouf, he will not divide us" kind of thing, just wait and see...
    1
  716. If he says he's Old at 40, then she's what, 21-22? LMAO wtf Asmon! 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  717. But is it gluten free?
    1
  718. Gaming pose...totally normal.
    1
  719. Family tradition: Criminals. OK pops LOL!!!
    1
  720. Twitch culture = Pathetic and weird. Spot on.
    1
  721. I wish all social media was just AI grandmas talking to each other, the world would come back to peace times.
    1
  722. We got Cohcarnage, and now we got Asmon. What great game.
    1
  723. LMAO, part time "expert" HAHAHAHA
    1
  724. Ass & titties make the world pretty. ☺
    1
  725. OMG...I just felt like a very small part of my brain just rotted watching that...
    1
  726. "Holographic" wig shopping! Quality content right there! LMAO!
    1
  727. No Bobby, it is not.
    1
  728. This smells like a "Quadruple A" game is in the oven...
    1
  729. I love FFXIV, but this was cringe AF. Whoever approved these monstrosities should be fired. 😩
    1
  730. Fuck em' , they can go simp for a job a Sweet baby.
    1
  731. This is the real Asmon if you let him loose.
    1
  732. More like "HAngry" Karen...
    1
  733. 2 out 6 commercials?!? Come on streamer, that's a bit greedy, holy shit.
    1
  734. "You gotta be kidding me"...nope, I mean, yes, it was funny AF LOL
    1
  735. Mischaracterization = Yes, I am all those things, but I will deny it until I'm found out.
    1
  736. What do you expect, Cons are full of weirdos, all the time.
    1
  737. LMAO, that kiss, man. HAHA!
    1
  738. Asmon, please never shave... 😩
    1
  739. Call me whatever because I love Bill Burr as well lol
    1
  740. I have no issue with the trailer, what I have an issue with is that it is a Dragon Age trailer... -_-
    1
  741. I hope they do it, I won't buy it, but I hope they do it.
    1
  742. Asmon's AI voice sounds like a Redditor from Final Fantasy XIV.
    1
  743. That's just ONE of the things why the world hates the USA. lol
    1
  744. OTK - One True sTink 🤮🤮🤮
    1
  745. That emphysema laugh at the end...mmmm! cheffs kiss! 🤣
    1
  746. A suspension should be ok, so he gets the message that this stuff should not be done. Stop using the word "ban" so lightly. A ban is permanent, a suspension just a momentary measure.
    1
  747. Asmon's Dad giving him a Time Out. Love that guy. <3
    1
  748. So much fun.... 😮‍💨
    1
  749. The "Monetization Director" asking for mercy must be the best display of poetic justice I have ever seen in this industry in recent times.
    1
  750. HAHAHAHA. That was great. 🤣
    1
  751. "Sad" middle aged hairy men. 🤣
    1
  752. First time in my life that Is at Trump is right.... XD
    1
  753. AAA publishers wanted their "Player engagement" strategies? There you go Bobby.
    1
  754. People in chat acting like they don't watch boobs for over 50 hours straight on Twitch. lol
    1
  755. "Quickly, Slide with me, adventurer!"
    1
  756. Ohh so that's how Fextralife does it?? How come Twitch hasn't banned yet?
    1
  757. The Force is weak on this one.
    1
  758. And here we are, years later, with a bunch of pay pigs supporting the "industry standard" and making the rest of us suffer through this shit.
    1
  759. First Descendant gets Ultimate Bunny, and Concord gets a mid he/him/her/she/they Hog.
    1
  760. LMAO!!!!
    1
  761. The one that locks you in gender based classes? No thanks, fuck your BDO.
    1
  762. He just needed top lick his lips to make this perfect.
    1
  763. What's up with Korea and pedophilia???
    1
  764. Can't wait for generation Sigma.
    1
  765. Dicktone and Kektone were the most hilarious take outs out of all this. 🤣
    1
  766. The song is "Ciudad de la Furia" by Soda Stereo, just in case anyone is interested.
    1
  767. I think Blizzard should give themselves a content strike, because OW2 has no transformative content from OW1.
    1
  768. Let's make a bet and see how long a dude lasts doing the same thing before getting banned. lol!
    1
  769. What I have noticed is that people who are really enjoying LE are playing melee builds. I played the game with a Ranged archetype and it was bad. It lacked impact and more than half the hits seem to not register. I refunded it, man, sorry but I can't play a game that is just half an experience.
    1
  770. Honestly, the chance that pretty much the vast majority of Americans hate Trump at this point is quite high lol, it's not even a partisan issue. :D
    1
  771. Mark Hern usually has good takes, but this one was really dumb.
    1
  772. I say Justice for the de Luigi! Mamma mia!
    1
  773. Unwashed Big Dick does not sound very good.
    1
  774. The less I play Diablo 4, the more ridiculous it gets.
    1
  775. What some people do to be somewhat relevant again lol...I meant her editor, who is she again?
    1
  776. I could care less.
    1
  777. AI is just spitting Gabe's thoughts. LOL!
    1
  778. Good.
    1
  779. Well Gandalf (Saruman and the others like them) is like a heavenly spirit, so it can be anything it wants every time it resurrects.
    1
  780. It's like people have two personalities, in the real world, they are somewhat intelligent and sociable, BUT on the internet...oh boy....
    1
  781. I can't wait for the 1 page GIF bible version for zoomers.
    1
  782. LMAO, they just got bitched slapped by IGN 🤣
    1
  783. I love the reddit warning: "Brain Damage" LMAO! 🤣
    1
  784. "Yay, my strategy worked, sempai noticed me!!!!!!" banned 😐.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  785. Balenciaga Asmon? Damn, when is he gonna start wearing ski masks and saying stupid shit? Well...let's leave it a Ski masks... 🤣
    1
  786. Oh no, I really thought he had a haircut...honestly, I think man-buns are worse than male pattern baldness. Burn that shit!
    1
  787. Colonialism: All about middle aged men playing homoerotic fantasies in a "new world".
    1
  788. Am I glad I don't hang out in that neighborhood.
    1
  789. yeah poor SONY, they are still learning...gimme a fkn break lol
    1
  790. AI Asmon is talking like Emiru is his daughter HAHAHA!!
    1
  791. I Can Fix It!!
    1
  792. Wow, Asmon apologizing? Something's up!
    1
  793. Worst part is, it is probably not even Rocksteady's fault I bet you anything, it was some executive that will still be on the payroll making a quarter of a million dollars and a year-end bonus package after the studio's closing.
    1
  794. Is it another Korean, free to play shitshow? LOL, you guys should stop falling for this shit, seriously XD
    1
  795. Tom Clancy is wrong. If there is no hair, there is no root.
    1
  796. He didn't spend anything, his followers did and gave it to him...LOL!
    1
  797. Hope is the last thing we lose, Asmon. :D
    1
  798. Twitch just a had an OnlyFans moment.
    1
  799. Priviledged people will always complain and cry about how unfair everything is around them.
    1
  800. When I saw that Chupacraba rolling through the screen, I was like, ASMON!?!?, oh no, just some skinny ass dude.
    1
  801. Brain COVID is a thing.
    1
  802. LOL got caught in rule 34 unaware 🤣
    1
  803. He looks like a cave man version of Slender Man at the end...LOL! 🤣
    1
  804. "She's fat" - 375 lbs, terminally online, cheetoh smelling, X dweller.
    1
  805. Wholesome ending, 100%
    1
  806. This lack of consistency from Twitch is what makes me flaccid.
    1
  807. Meat Canyon preaching to the world! HAHAHAHA!!
    1
  808. First thing that came to my mind when Asmon attempted to say Japan's former prime minister's name was...Shinzo "Honest" Abe, now I can't get it out of my mind.
    1
  809. "You think you do, but you don't" - Man who has long hair, who thinks it makes him look younger/less bald.
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  810. I agree, either don't have any rules, or have them and apply them to everyone.
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  811. Asumon papa can't hide the happiness on his face.
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  812. So they copy The Heavy from Team Frotress 2 and we are supposed to be excited? They copy his laugh, the fact he names his guns, which happen to be a mini-gun and goes crazy the more he shoots... Blizzard don't give a fuck about intellectual property LMAO!
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  813. So this is the "modern audience"...no wonder they don't play the games they try to defend, I mean, 63 tweets a day? There's no time to play anything!
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  814. Isn't showing firearms on streams a bannable offense? WTF... :O
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  815. That dude rolled a Critical Failure.
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  816. This is what happens when people who can barely use a smartphone and should be with their great grand kids are still in charge of these entities.
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  817. "This fucking guy" - Act Man 2023
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  818. I'm Nier Automata.
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  819. This is a huge W for Twitch, but they still got work to do. It was hilarious to go to the Pool & Hot Tubs section and literally just finding 40 channels live at the moment, everything else got nuked LMAO!!!!!
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  820. LOL, these editors are Asmon'ss worst enemy and ally :D
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  821. Asmongay for president.
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  822. I am not sure where the question is, he's right, if you're racist, you will want to do and say racist things. lol
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  823. I have to give it to these chicks, they are apex evolutionary creatures. The speed at how these women adapt to an entirely new way to get horny, middle aged men into their porn sites before getting banned is astounding.
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  824. This is how every executive in all industries is bounced around, no surprise, nothing new to be honest. But RIP HALO.
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  825. It's ironic that a game this "complex" has such limited build metas. Feels like 70% of those nodes are just skill point traps instead of options.
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  826. Gaben: You are all welcome back into my arms, my dear children. Ubisoft selling out their own launcher is shocking, but welcomed.
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  827. The frame rate alone is awful wtf??
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  828. I'm starting to think Asmon's channel is just bait for US government propaganda.
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  829. For once, McConell is 200% correct. People who have it all, think their fortune is nothing special. Asmon is living the literal golden goose fable and I hope he doesn't kill it.
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  830. This guy (who's barely mixed) pulls the race card, like "game journalists" pull the "Game is bad because I didn't like it" card.
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  831. Heels Vs Babyface used to be a nice, coherent person, but that didn't give him enough views, so he switched to being a Twitter...ermm..X alt right megaphone.
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  832. LOL! I guess 1989 is like "floor 13" over there...HAHA!!
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  833. Funny thing about chicks with boobs that massive is that if you, by any chance get involved with them, you might play with those things a couple of times, and after that all you'll never hear the end of her complaining about those two Space Program balloons.
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  834. Ironically, the only way Druid is in any way useful is with a Rock caster build. Shapeshifting, Storm and Wind spells are not going to cut it, which is a shame since those are their class defining features.
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  835. No wonder he didn't get recast for Iron Man 2...
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  836. Then Donald "Art of the Con" Trump should be fired too, I mean, the dude has less than 50% approval rating by now lol! Right wingers watching Asmon make no sense. Haha.
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  837. If Greenland becomes part of the US, they will start regretting it 3 months down the road LOL!!!
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  838. I don't understand why are these "Elite gamers" shitting on that guy. I mean, come on people, we were playing the first 20-25 levels (during Beta) of the damn game and everyone is treating it like it is end-game Tormet 13. Fuck me, just calm down, no need to take this shit so seriously.
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  839. Japan is a simp factory, and oh if it isn't glorious! LOL!
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  840. Yeah, I created a seasonal character and let me tell you, I have spent more time away from the computer than ever before. NGL, the wife is ecstatic.
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  841. Clerks 3! LMAO!
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  842. Wow that policy changed? I remember when X was Twitter and their policy had absolutely no restriction on pornography (which I found odd) but yeah, they allowed it as long as there was an age restriction warning. As it pains to accept it, this is W for X.
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  843. You know he was caught by his expression at the end...unless, that was his AI...
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  844. You know, I am tempted to play an evil character, but in a party based game, how do you keep the team together being an asshole all the time? LOL!
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  845. Moral of the story: Never trust your physician.
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  846. I mean, he's Twitch famous now...
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  847. Thanks Dr. Asmon
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  848. Wtf is Starfailed?
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  849. He refused the military planes, not the people. Jesus, these dumb fks getting upvotes for their ignorance. But I guess that's how Trump won lol!
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  850. Asmon baldu papa! ^_^
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  851. Not gonna lie, this game looks like ass.
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  852. The dude wanted to try his luck at being Kim Jung Un and failed miserably. Hope he rots in a Korean Gulag...with Johnny Salami.
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  853. SO much Clickbait in that picture....it worked...MOFOOOOO~!~~~
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  854. There is no actual "growth" when all you see is constant hills and valleys in a graph. LOL!
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  855. It's funny but in all honesty I would have written the same LOL!
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  856. I can smell the Testosterone in here! It's like going to an Anime convention!
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  857. I guess SONY has been taken over by the Automatons.
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  858. I guess he ran out of snake oil. LOL!
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  859. I think most clickbaiters use the same technique. LOL!
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  860. I think Confucius just got surpassed!
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  861. Hmm....some of it looks CGI super imposed on real footage and then there is the actual game. A bit misleading.
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  862. Meh, I don't know, for a game like this (an MMO), a 100k weekend peak, with a weekday peak of 50k is lukewarm ok. Successful, not sure, did it was the exam? Yes, it did, barely. Not saying the game is terrible, but it is quite mediocre.
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  863. So she's basically a liar? No way, not at IGN! "lol.lmao"
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  864. Hypocrisy made flesh. lol
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  865. And this is the corporate culture people expect to deliver an amazing "Diablo 4 experience". LMAO!!! Honestly, F Blizzard.
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  866. Daaaaamn...brb boys...
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  867. Any Game Designer: "Hmm, the ASMR section, why didn't I think out that?! God dammit!"
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  868. From the creators of "Trust me, I'm a physician", they bring you Trust me, "I am a diversity, equity and inclusion expert".
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  869. The hottest ones are the gold diggers, someone please tell him. Thanks.
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  870. Man, I'm actually proud of of him!
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  871. That's right! Keep em' in line! LOL!
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  872. Same with dudes, whatever is considered a "10" on social media is a god damn psycho animal.
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  873. Asmon been cultivating freaks too for years! Uh oh!
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  874. The content is like 9Gag and 4Chan in one, what a deal!
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  875. Catmongold is the future, boys!
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  876. New emote incoming! HAHAHAHAHA!
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  877. I go from a decent match to a sweaty fest in one round.
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  878. Playing with a controller...no wonder there so many things wrong with this game...
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  879. 'Murica, fuck yeah.
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  880. Wait until Asmon realizes his chat is full of current voters... 😁
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  881. Having Asmon agree with RR Martin is a bit confusing, because I remember him loving the LoTR movies, but they are very different from the books (actually, I dislike the movies because how much they deviate from the original source material) but hey, here we are. Also, the GoT tv show was very different from the books as well, but I guess it's fine since it got he ok from RR Martin, oh well...not sure man, where do we draw the line in between source material and "movie adaptation"? In general I do agree, movie adaptations are always worse than the books. TV adaptations (serials) are a hit and miss.
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  882. What needs help is Boogie's poor chair.
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  883. AI model masturbators, that's why.
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  884. You can't argue with ignorant and/or stupid people. that's know fact.
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  885. I bet that mod is also a physician.
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  886. LOL, you go dad! Hahaha :D
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  887. "Hoey" is down his alley. Also, if she is a true fan, how doesn't she know???
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  888. Physical copy comes with a body pillow.
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  889. Yo, this happens to me as well! People come in when just my empty chair is there...do I have such an awesome ass? Damn, I better get me some short shorts this summer! 😮
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  890. Sideboob of the year goes to...
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  891. Asmon, what's your game rating for BDO? Asmon: "JEEEsus!"
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  892. The gift that keeps on giving...
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  893. (more spider noises) Now, I am terrified of spiders....
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  894. Jabba perfectly encompasses what Ubisoft is, a lazy, slimy boss who wants everything done and handed out him.
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  895. So what you're saying is that Americans like to sprinkle their food with piss? Talk about culture shock. :O
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  896. ActiBlizzard at its greedy mother fucking ass finest.
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  897. Most of Asmon's chat already turn wamen off anyway. 😂
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  898. That is not a sword, but a floppy dildo. That is why it flops down instead staying rigid.
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  899. We all know these are not normal women, but women terminally submerged in social media.
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  900. DO EET!
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  901. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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  902. "I gotta go" to KICK!!! kekekekek
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  903. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOoooohhhhhhhh!!!
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  904. No evidence, then no wrongdoing. Still, what's the median age of a Dr. Disrespect viewer? Most probably in the underage category.
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  905. Twitch (if not careful) will throw you into the softcore porn section, no doubt.
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  906. Ra-TTATATATATATATA!!! LMAO!!
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  907. Ironically, asymmetry in the human body is normal, so that dude in the comment was actually pointing out how scarily accurate AI can be LOL!
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  908. I'm apolotical, but Asmon or his editing team post so much pro Trump stuff that I am a bit miffed by all this. I get it, you got to support the guy but damn, the dude has also failed in record time and none of that is discussed...
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  909. lol that right there, something as simple as differentiating PewdiePie from Logan Paul is what perfectly describes these terminally online, insane, Twitter dwellers.
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  910. Dude, at ten, my dad was asking me to go buy him some Beers and Whiskey at the liquor store by myself lol! WTF is going on now??
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  911. Equal rights, equal fights.
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  912. Get them banjos and shotguns ready.
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  913. I love the chat comments, the denial is hilarious. XD
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  914. In that fight I just stopped playing and prayed to be killed. 🥴
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  915. I'm interested in watching this show (since I have never watched a Dr.Who in my life) but all the vitriol in social media about it kind of make me want to stay away from it...
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  916. "I'm a physician" is now up there with "Trust me, I'm a vegetarian"
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  917. The donkey mask fits perfectly for this 😂
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  918. Oof, hard R huh?
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  919. Asmon getting that chapstick ready now. 🤣
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  920. I think Asmon might be pregnant too.
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  921.  @aelux4179  If that's freedom, fuck freedom.
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  922. "Take This" DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
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  923. I'm not sure why Google searches don't pull Twitch when I search for P0rn. By the way, her channel is nowhere to be found.
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  924. Jump attack, win. - Elden Ring
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  925. Whatever you feel about what did or does, has no bearings with the fact she was a victim of gross negligence from twitch's part.
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