Comments by "Joshua Mohlman" (@joshuamohlman) on "Universal Pictures" channel.

  1. “I do not have the programming to be a mother.” “Nobody does.”
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  2. I swear, the cinematography in Christopher Nolan’s movies makes them look like pure art
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  3. I’m calling it now, there’s gonna be a sequel called “Halloween Never Ends”
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  4. 2:07 say what you will about the movie, you can’t deny this part is horrific
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  5. Seeing Nic Cage as Dracula puts a smile on my face
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  6. Dwayne Johnson and Karl Urban’s backs must’ve hurt from carrying this whole movie
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  7. Same random guy: “The black protagonist always dies in a horror movie” Jordan Peele: We don’t do that here
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  8. “Can you imagine how many Harvey’s there are out there?” That line made me sick to my stomach
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  9. “Mr. Slade...”
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  10.  @HinduSpartan  I still like to think a lot of the Necromorphs in that series were inspired by “The Thing”
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  11.  @HinduSpartan  honestly if he did that, it would be the best video game movie ever
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  12. Hopefully this’ll be a good one for Blumhouse
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  13.  @erenthec9281  “Please watch your language Mr. Slade, you are in the Baird school not a barracks. Mr. Simms I will give you one last chance to speak up.”
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  14. Words cannot express how happy I am to see Gerard Butler as a live action Stoic
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  15.  @erenthec9281  “what is your motto here? “Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide. Anything short of that we’re gonna burn you at the stake”?
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  16. 1:36 the way she said that cracked me up 😂
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  17.  @erenthec9281  “and what are you doing? You’re gonna reward George, and destroy Charlie.”
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  18.  @erenthec9281  “Outta order I’ll show you outta order! You don’t know what ‘outta order’ is Mr. Trask. I’d show you but I’m too tired, I’m too old too fucking blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I’d take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!”
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  19.  @erenthec9281  “you’re building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea going snitches. And if your think your preparing these minnows, for manhood, you better think again. Because I say, you are killing the very spirit, this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham.”
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  20.  @erenthec9281  “Let him continue on his journey. You hold this boys future in your hands, committee. It’s a valuable fire. Believe me. Don’t destroy it! Protect it. Embrace it. It’s gonna make you proud one day, I promise you.”
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  21.  @erenthec9281  fuck yeah we did. “How’s that for cornball?”
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  22. 5:07 Chucky’s laugh always gets me
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  23.  @HinduSpartan  now if that's not a fan I don't know what is
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  24.  @erenthec9281  “Its non negotiable. You know why? Someone here and I’m not gonna say who, offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn’t selling.”
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  25.  @erenthec9281  “I’m not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, “cradle of leadership”. Well when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and it has fallen here; it has fallen. Makers of men; creators of leaders; be careful what kind of leaders you’re producin’ here. I don’t know if Charlie’s silence here today is right or wrong. I’m not a judge or jury, but I can tell you this. He won’t seek anybody out to buy his future! And that my friends is called integrity! That’s called courage! Now that’s the stuff leaders should be made of.”
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  26. As someone who’s read the book, I am very intrigued to see how this turns out
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  27.  @erenthec9281  “But there is nothing like the sight, of an amputated spirit. There is no, prosthetic for that. You think you’re merely sending this, splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon, with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executing his SOUL! AND WHY?! Because he’s not a “Baird man”. Baird men, you hurt this boy, you’re gonna be bad bums, the lot a ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent wherever you are out there. FUCK YOU TOO!”
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  28.  @theMellowMutant  assimilation sounds like the worst way to die. Thankfully nothing like that happens in real life
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  29.  @gargouenzene  thx 😊
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  30.  @KingofHades208  indeed
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  31.  @rickardkaufman3988  oh facts
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  32. 1:07 as Mortal Kombat would put it, “TOASTY!”
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  33.  @ParkRanger2000  facts
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  34.  @someguy9471  oh yeah. I’d choose burning alive than that death any day of the week
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  35.  @MellowMutant  yes
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  36. @Ksiezniczkajesttutaj that is a valid point actually
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  37. This is why I only swim when it’s sunny outside
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  38. I’m a big Bay fan. I think this just might be my cup of tea
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  39. I have a feeling this will be a satisfying ending to the Jurassic World trilogy
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  40.  @markmainwaring604  thank you. I was just posting this to support Jordan Peele’s movies, not start a flame war. Thank you
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  41. This is what happens when Simba isn’t Hakuna Matata
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  42. David Leitch knows how to make a simple concept look incredible
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  43.  @nomicons  got anything to back that up buddy?
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  44. I had no idea I wanted to see a badass Santa Claus until now
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  45.  @appleboyapostrophe  a quote from the first trailer
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  46. 0:26 the biggest lie I have ever heard
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  47. The Woman: “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?”
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  48.  @giygasthedevilalien5995  sus!
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  49. If he has a fanny pack in this movie, the bad guys are screwed
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  50.  @jose_x07  lol glad I could help
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