Comments by "Tony England" (@TonyEnglandUK) on "BBC" channel.

  1. Robert de Niro always looks like he wishes he was at home in his slippers stroking his cat instead.
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  2. If there's anyone SHOULD have been James Bond, it's Jude Law
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  3. I can deal with Stoffle being more intelligent than me, but he even dances better than me 3:35
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  4. In the next video, he's smoking a cigarette and asking to be left alone.
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  5. "We should be washing our hands for a full twenty seconds." "Fifteen's fine."
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  6.  @briggyb  I spent time researching what Americans call it, and usually they just call it "public sex" but some areas do also call it "dogging".
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  7. I like June's sticking around to see what Lady Gaga looks like at 92
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  8. Martti Hänninen I honestly think American television treats its viewers like children.
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  9. They're not dead, they're pining for the Fjords.
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  10. Surely when dams are built there is something the builders can do to ensure the goats still get what they need.
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  11. lol at 3:51 when she gets tipped, she looks like she's got puppet's legs
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  12. Pause it at 3:05, it's like "the evolution of man".
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  13. When I saw that she could sing with her mouth closed, I thought "wow, what a party trick"...... but when I tried it myself, I realised anybody can do it lol
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  14. He got a bald spot for it.
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  15. If I'd been Keanu I'd have ran up and snogged her!
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  16. To be fair, there wouldn't be many puddles in Graham's bed
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  17. Greatest city in the world, bar none.  London has everything, including a rich history that no other city has.
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  18. He sends a superb message at 3:35
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  19. I loved Michele's "Oh there it is"
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  20. He must have recreated it more than once, too. Watch the rake carefully from 3:43 and see if you notice something wrong as Stoffle climbs it............
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  21.  @jriemofficial983  Surely when you were built, your creators could have done something to ensure your comments weren't so colossally lacking intelligence.
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  22. Best show on television.
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  23. Ghaniza S No kidding, what a voice.
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  24.  @sloanmagnum5009  It's most-certainly not normal, it's adapted behaviour because they have no other choice.
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  25.  @Jnssy  Aaron, this video you are watching right now is the closest you've ever been to working with Peter Kay.
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  26.  @Cruxador  Either way, it still isn't reaching an audience. There's some great TV in the U.S. but it seems so sanitised in case it offends anybody.
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  27.  @TheGiarcC  Chris also does THE best British accent ever done by an American on Graham's show.
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  28. She gets an even bigger shock in this episode - a Spice Girls shock
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  29. Just remind yourself their entire career is "We pretend to be someone else for a while"
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  30. I love Richard's humour, it's full of intelligence.
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  31. lol the North South divide in the orgasm expressions
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  32. Respect to Canada, Australia and New Zealand, the real allies of this fine nation.
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  33. We use stroke if it's sexual and slash if it's urinal.
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  34. I'm going to regret asking but do you pronounce you're name denZIL or DENzil?
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  35.  @melgrant7404  We'll ask her to change it for you.
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  36. No kidding. Imagine dining on that lady sandwich.
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  37. She seemed worried Graham was about to tell her she used to be Dustin Hoffman.
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  38. lol Denzel was taking the pee here, every time Graham thought he got it right, Denzel switched the pronunciation around again.
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  39. lol after she says "Oh there it is", look at Robert's face 2:47
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  40. They didn't make her so uncomfortable. She smiled her way through the whole thing, you're being a little over-sensitive.
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  41.  @re-in222  Imagine correcting someone's error and doing it in capitals to make the error clear then getting your correction wrong.
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  42. *cyar
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  43. I still think Keanu could have run up the steps and let her kiss him on the cheek or something
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  44.  @prismen5535  Please, Prismen, the next time you see her, tell her we all want her to make a video that explains the story and get her to upload it to YouTube!
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  45.  @iheartheenim  If you think her mouth is a bad thing, Graham may be your preferred option.
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  46. lol I'd so love to hear this woman reading the news every day
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  47.  @sphhh59  Stop being gingerist, Sophie, gingers have feelings too. Somewhere. In their horns, I think.
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  48. lol poor Judi, I honestly don't think she understood the reference.
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  49. (I'm not doubting you) but where did you get the info he was still alive and well?
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  50.  @ag992009  lol he probably said "most men" because he knows Graham's sexuality.
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  51.  @bro89174  lol taking the piss and no shit. Denzel needs spring-water and Denzel needs a laxative.
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  52.  James Cunico  I just watched the full show and honestly, you're talking bollocks.
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  53. There's a story behind that pic - apparently, the little fella was originally on the Dad's lap but he kept crying and making a fuss for so long that the parents got fed up with it and made him sit alone.
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  54. lol I love how politely you inquired what "dogging" was, Alejandra
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  55. Why not? It would be good to have a personal memory saved like that. I'm sure people only recorded certain parts, I doubt many actually held their arm up for the whole thing.
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  56. Yvette Kelly For me, Graham is the best host in the world. 
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  57. Back of the net.
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  58. Emma seems like the perfect date. She's gorgeous, funny and classy. Unfortunately, she's also ginger, so she's the spawn of Satan.
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  59. I honestly never knew stoats were vicious killers, I always imagined them eating seeds or something. I spent half of yesterday checking there wasn't a stoat behind me.
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  60. We didn't "steal" them, we simply made them British, i.e. "upgraded them".
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  61. Why do people revere actors as if they were gods? Robert de Niro's entire skill is "I pretend to be someone else for a while"
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  62. To be equally fair, I don't think Graham was just sighing at that, I think it was more "that's quite a vague response, you could be one of a million TYPES of doctor".
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  63.  @quandaledingle2928  Please tell me you didn't type that seriously.
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  64.  @grandslam1998  I'm from Cumbria in the Northwest of England and we are linked with the Welsh, almost certainly from original Welsh tribes. It's fascinating tracing everything back - there's even an old language very rarely used here called Cumbric which sounds very similar to Welsh. A few of us here are trying to revive it the way a lot of Welsh people are with their language.
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  65.  MCVE  When this video started, I thought the first guest to speak was Robert and thought "God, he hasn't aged very well"
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  66. If? Everyone else has.
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  67. Minnie did grow into her looks. My wife did the reverse.
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  68.  @hbsblkk3842  I honestly didn't know that, no! I didn't think anywhere in the UK used "Mom"
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  69.  @jolie5109  I'm not sure why they were running Taylor Swift down this way, she's a fine lady.
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  70. lol were you dining on a lady sandwich?
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  71. "But that damn shelf is bloody high" lol
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  72. She was maybe also just being respectful
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  73. Misogyny? You're not serious, surely
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  74. lol c'mon. If that had been a joke about a white Texan or a white Cockney, you would have happily lolled along. But because it's a joke about her and she's black, your political-correctness siren started screaming. Welcome to equality. Joke about EVERYONE.
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  75. Irish have the best accents
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  76. If you couldn't understand him...........That's Nacho fault
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  77.  @entertain7us148  There's something about fame that makes people forgive practically anything. Look how people excuse everything Mike Tyson ever did - muggings, drugs, rape, beating up prostitutes. Without the fame, the public would spit on a guy with a record like that.
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  78. I have a Raven that I've fed in my garden for 18 months. He visits every day, he even taps on the window when he wants fed.
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  79. lol you could see him thinking "I'm so going to troll Graham over this"
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  80. lol "Mom"? You're a tea-drinking, dogging American?
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  81. Gwynneth was just being polite, she knew what he said.
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  82.  @garrusn7702  I don't think it was Reese's petulance, more incredulity at just how mind-numbing Alex's comments were being.
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  83. And Will One Is
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  84.  @prosperusdoo4520  lol the Full Month was funny, don't change it.
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  85. Watch the whole episode where Charlize talks about Malaysia, there's leg-touching and flirting galore.
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  86.  @vampurile  I can't imagine anyone ever finding Jo Brand funny.
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  87. God, imagine Simon Cowell's face............
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  88. The problem is that most Americans never leave the USA their whole lives so they don't experience the world around them.
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  89. ​ @diogenesthecynic5037  Enjoy a video of the gorgeous Jessica Chastain.
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  90. I've never seen Star Wars
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  91. She just didn't recognise him in that pic because she thought he was bald
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  92. Imagine every single time you go to a shop, a pub, or anywhere, a dozen strangers come up to you and ask you about your work. You can't blame celebrities for being "eager to get away."
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  93. I swear Stoffle was breaking into the guy's house just so he could watch himself on BBC's YouTube channel.
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  94. I spent ten minutes trying to find Jesus before I realised what you meant.
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  95.  @krishrocks11  lol sorry if you tried to swat it, mate.
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  96. Graham's expression when it's his question turn at 3:32
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  97. Whenever Dame Judi is on Graham's show, she's so charming that the male guests always have to make physical contact with her. Even Arnie does it here at 2:53, and watch whenever she's on the show, they practically all pet her.
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  98. I know - Quite a few people are told they can walk but choose to be flipped instead.
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  99. Saying she had a fantasy about him was a great start. Saying the fantasy was about him being her Father was a terrible end lol.
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  100. I really panicked when he walked towards Graham and turned around.
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  101. ok please explain
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  102. We'll let her know.
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  103.  @sarahmcadam5417  Best accents in the world
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  104.  @lefinlay  That's what I thought. Surely if you met a Prince, you'd remember his name?
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  105.  @TheRobbo007  Me too, never go back to something like Partridge, it was simply too good originally. This makes me cringe like it's a pub act doing a Partridge impression.
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  106. Charlene*
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  107. I love how he even moves away from her when she mentions the spider crawling down at 0:50
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  108. @YellowMeadow Spirituelle oh get over yourself, I absolutely love Dame Judi.
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  109.  @sarahberkner  Chris Pratt can do a British accent flawlessly. He does an Essex accent on the Graham Norton show and all I could think was "Hang on, he does that accent better than me and I AM British!"
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  110. Mum*
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  111. Wd-40 won two world wars. And kept the British Empire running smoothly.
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  112. And funny, too
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  113. The same people who did the hilarious "Diving Monkeys" video.
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  114. Who dressed all of them, they look like someone covered them all in glue and threw them into a charity shop.
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  115. Years ago, we should have replaced all politicians of all parties with David Attenborough
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  116.  @ianjones2731  If you think Springsteen is "massively overrated" you should probably stop commenting about music. You sound like the kind of guy that would call The Beatles "an average boy band"
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  117. Far more money goes up in smoke through bombs and you're complaining about a beautiful firework display?
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  118.  @Widdekuu91  Me too, I think she looks very classy in it.
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  119. Pardon my ignorance but what does that mean??
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  120.  @diogenesthecynic5037  No, you're just a miseryguts that looks for ways to be a miseryguts on the Internet. Get a girlfriend or something, even your username shows what you are.
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  121. Watch the Graham Norton episode where Michele Pfeiffer nearly swears
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  122.  King Delevingne  God, calm down, Princess, go watch the episode with Charlize Theron if it means the world to you.
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  123. Move over, Sherlock Holmes, Monaldo is in town.
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  124. lol yeah, why???
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  125.  @MrLethalShots  "Could of" and "Should of" really do grind my gears.
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  126. I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.
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  127.  @jonbateman3245  Apparently, Brian is a good keyboard player, though.
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  128. And Matt Damon saying "This is the best time I've ever had on a talk show"
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  129.  Franz Huber  Didn't you just KNOW that the comments on this video would be filled with bear experts like Franz Huber. Do you think the BBC just dragged three guys off the street and placed them in front of a bear and said "ok, film that"?
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  130. Apparently, she's a teacher and one of her pupils explains the whole story in the comments somewhere.
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  131. I've read other people saying they were rude, but where? They are just friendly joking comments and she took them in the spirit they were intended, don't you think?
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  132. What a man, he even donated his brain for research into dementia.
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  133. They have an undeserved bad reputation of carrying diseases and that's caused a lot of people to supporting culling them - but a health surveillance unit has decided that the birds do NOT pose a significant health risk. They are beautiful and intelligent birds in my opinion.
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  134. I'm a Northerner and I thought it was an antelope
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  135. That view at 2:59 is just breathtaking.
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  136. she seems to have exceptionally long arms
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  137. I love Graham's look to camera when he reads "Good luck with your interview" 4:25
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  138. Come back, Giuseppe, your video is being recommended again.
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  139.  @paulwagner688  I think Graham prefers hot dogs, to be fair.
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  140. I love the fact your comment caused 3 whole years of disagreements.
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  141.  golden girls  yeah it's not like Rihanna chose to tell the story, Graham brought it up so she had to tell it.
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  142.  @redcoltken  Cheers, thanks Ken
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  143. Watch the red-chair story by the New Zealander whose friend goes for a poo behind a bush.
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  144. joe weed lol and Graham's gay, I'm sure he wouldn't want his lovers leaving puddles in the bed.
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  145.  Im wearing tights that I borrowed from your mum.  Ummmm... no he didn't
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  146. lol the e-beef-a for Ibiza was superb
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  147.  @makemarker  The chances of you ever seeing at are somewhere below zero, fat boy.
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  148.  @stephenolder4552  lol can you believe how seriously he took that
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  149.  @hafizharbi5764  No it wasn't, you dum-dum, he's talking about when Mark sits on Graham's lap, drunk.
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  150.  @Paddyman8869  Now that's a talented pet, making a nice stew.
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  151. No, we're all watching in March, 1737 on ye olde iPads.
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  152. lol Chris Pratt's Essex accent is just so good
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  153. How did people get to be so delicate. He's taking the pee out of Jack in a friendly way, some of you people really need to get a tougher skin.
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  154. Mozz Jones lmao good point
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  155.  @filipzawistowski4390  To be fair, yours is one hell of a good Scrabble score
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  156. I like Jessie J but she must have been wearing that outfit for a bet.
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  157. He was very, very, very, very very right.
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  158. I have no doubt you didn't.
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  159. "in your opinion". Meanwhile, half the world thinks he's hilarious, ask fans of The Office, or Extras, or his Golden Globes hosting. Or ask his bank account.
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  160. Ten years have passed, any "Quality" memories?
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  161. I'll give £500 if he smells my cheese.
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  162. Watch from 0:41 again, the lemurs all seem to put the millipede into their crotch and hide what they're doing with their tail.
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  163. What in god's sweet name are they all dressed as?
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  164. You can tell how excited Zac was telling that story, he says "like" twenty five times lol
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  165. Update: I love the fact your comment caused 5 whole years of disagreements.
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  166.  @JohnJohnson-ok4gf  Ummm, there is no 4:40 here
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  167.  @Rubi8D  lol Joseph. Mean, but funny.
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  168. I'm very proud of being an Englishman, too. And I'm glad that finally (finally), we're getting back to a point of loving our own country again. We went through this terrible phase of people running down Manchester, or Liverpool, or London or any of our cities. Our ancestors must have looked down and thought "We made those the proudest, strongest and most beautiful cities in the world and look how they talk about them today".
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  169. Correction. Not funny to Jan Jacobsen.
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  170.  @misscatalina711  There's all kinds of variants but it's mostly people having sex in cars or public places while others stand around "enjoying themselves" watching.
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  171.  @Widdekuu91  If anyone's wondering where the confusion lies above, Jameson had two questions (one about the lever) and I'm assuming he deleted the second one later.
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  172. I find him really annoying - that stupid plastic smile
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  173.  @Merlot1423  lol indeed
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  174.  @vomitdev  lol do you pyark your cyars later?
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  175.  @Rusaarules  lol I was just about to type "Your comment was six years ago, and the drama is still running"
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  176. Derek Smallshorts lol
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  177. @James McIntyre DeNiro always looks like he wishes he were anywhere else.
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  178.  King Delevingne  Jesus wept, you're scary. Calm down, man, it isn't this important.
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  179. Yeah why, she seems really nice
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  180. no, I'm Tony Italy from Australia.
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  181. shite*
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  182. lol I don't buy this excuse that there are places in the US called Wales. If someone says in a strong-French-accent "I'm from France" your first thought shouldn't be "Isn't there a town in Kentucky called France?"
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  183. The camera doesn't move, it's the background effects.
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  184.  @mandlas.4305  You religious people never miss a trick to spam your beliefs, do you. "The Bible is simply primitive legend" Albert Einstein.
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  185. I think Gwyneth was just being polite in changing it to "reaction"
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  186. This and the Kiwi who tells the story about his friend going for a poo behind a bush.
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  187. I think she was just being polite, why is that such a bad thing?
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  188. Another whiner, goodness me, you people don't know how to entertain yourselves.
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  189.  @jonbateman3245  His band released two albums "Out of the Dream" and "Blood from Stone" - they both flopped. He then went on to join D:Ream ("Things Can Only Get Better")
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  190. Give that awful "Nobody:" meme its pension card, it wasn't funny when it first came out in 2009.
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  191.  @terrytaylor7036  I think the reason he edited his comment to say "[written 2019]" was in case the species had suffered a downturn in the years others may be reading it in the future.
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  192. You mean you're spamming it hoping it will make you money.
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  193. We'll get her back in the chair for you, princess.
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  194. I wonder how many parrot owners watched this at home and had their lives flash before their eyes.
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  195. Be very careful with this quest, there are quite a few fake versions of the real Wild Is Life
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  196.  @protercool8474  Sounds like an Irish cobbler.
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  197. Ugh, I just thought...... Imagine Alan saying, after banging a chick......... "Smell my cheese, you Mother."
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  198.  @katebattista7400  omg, Ebaum's World, that really took me back!
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  199. cinnicle lol.
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  200. lol Graham was right, too, nobody's talking to Cameron 1:18
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  201. He really does seem to blush when the woman mentions kissing him.
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  202. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down .
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  203.  Junior e39 ///M5  Buckingham Palace's favourite voice, too.
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  204. lol, or indeed, anytime.
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  205. I can't believe (some) Americans take our Royalty so seriously - they're a national tradition, we don't all walk around laying our capes down over puddles for them. They're more fun-factor than anything. I personally love having Royals, it's keeping in touch with our history.
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  206.  @Harlock2day  lol first time I've seen Ricky totally stuck for words.
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  207.  @hoomangenie  "Fanny" in the UK is slang for pussy.
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  208. +Ege Coskunsoy you should probably edit that comment and put a comma between "her" and "man" lol
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  209.  craisins 86  I totally agree with you about Craig Ferguson, he makes me cringe too but Americans seem to like him. Graham is, for me, the most entertaining of all the hosts. Matt Damon said "This is the best time I've ever had on a talk-show" when he was a guest on Graham's show.
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  210.  @abeedhal6519  Did you seriously say that Brits are war criminals for pulling the Welsh into WW2?
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  211.  @byronstukenberg9515  Man, you people are such snowflakes, she laughed along with everyone else, she knew Graham was only joking.
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  212.  @erintoney3015  I'm the same - I'm English from way up North but when I speak on the telephone, even to other English people, I hide my Northern accent, it's just politeness.
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  213.  @abujasm2223  It's also an English name meaning "stfu smartbottom"
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  214.  @stanleyappleton5992  lol I'm not sure what the owl conversation was but my goodness, they both seem to be having fun with it.
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  215. 9.5 years, are they still alive?
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  216. No wonder people say you're not very intelligent. Graham Norton isn't British lol.
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  217. You're taking her comment remarkably seriously.
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  218.  @mariesia0525  lol you're right, marie, where is the fun in that, how soon can you get here?
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  219.  @mariesia0525  lmao marie
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  220.  @mariesia0525  😁
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  221. David Mitchell's career is so un-noteworthy that it's noteworthy.
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  222. So gorgeous, especially that smile
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  223. I love how Orlando talks about being recognised in a supermarket - and specifies that he was there to buy pasta.
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  224. It makes him look like a wannabe Hitler
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  225.  @andrewg3768  The Kiwi in the red-chair whose friend goes for a poo behind a bush is the best story ever
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  226. lol when Graham tips her at 3:50 she looks like she's got puppet legs.
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  227. Paused at 0:22 my god her figure
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  228. He should have said "Can I put a tick in your box?"
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  229. lol interesting use of the word "properly", did you try it once when you were drunk or something?
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  230.  @splatxvaco5132  Yeah, your GF is called Dennis
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  231.  @splatxvaco5132  LOL yeah they are, you and your girlfriend Dennis 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
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  232.  @MorbiusBlueBalls  Did you just call me "bruh" lol. Go back to 1994.
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  233. I love when Graham says "I was never a jockey" Umm, yes you were, Graham. Just on knobs instead of horses.
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  234.  @TheDon2799  Well, actually, Graham referred to himself as British on one of his shows.
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  235.  @veronicav1779  C'mon, that wasn't necessary and the comment isn't worthy of you, Veronica
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  236. @Jimmi Simpson Why do you think
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  237. PJB, I can't find the Minnesota one you mentioned, can you link me to it, I wanna see!
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  238. @InfamousRenegade I obviously know a lot more about history than you do, London was world famous before your nation even existed.
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  239. I'm guessing that stoat had been monitoring the group for a while before deciding on its prey.
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  240. They really do look like they've having the time of their lives.
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  241. Who? What? Where??
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  242.  @grahamyates2490  Take it easy, Robert De Niro. Tom Holland was a little star-struck, that's all.
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  243. Honestly, don't look up the worst spider bites on here, you'll never eat pizza again.
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  244.  @yevgeniyaleshchenko849  It wasn't supposed to "change", you drip.
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  245. I want to see him playing keyboard in his failed band "Dare"
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  246. It's Carey Mulligan
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  247. I always imagined Shakespeare would really appreciate Dame Judi reciting his work.
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  248. And the tattooist is even more drunk than you are.
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  249. I worry this video gave me a semi.
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  250.  @theroombaunderyourbed2217  How do you know, nobody's ever been to the horizon.
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  251.  @bigsam8597  it does
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  252.  @TheFreakiestShow27  By the way, talking of the rake, watch and see if you notice anything unusual about the editing of Stoffle's use of the rake from 3:41
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  253. Oh goodness me, what is it with miserable people all over these comments, lol. It was good fun, and highly entertaining.
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  254. lol oh man, that fly episode is superb 🤣
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  255.  @squiddlesmcdiddles3850  LOL I agree and if you look round the other comments, he's commented more than once!
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  256. 2:26 - Javier always looks like he is a giant of a man but he's 5' 11"
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  257. He's not Ugandan, he's British. Ask his passport and birth certificate.
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  258. C'mon she's just fooling around here, she's not being serious.
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  259.  @abner2193  lol stand in front of Ruiz and tell him he's a tin of lard.
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  260. You know what they say, misery loves company. And you're determined to share yours.
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  261. lol I haven't, either
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  262.  @JaeSwift  And the host says "Wow! That was impressive" My dog does that to the postman every day.
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  263. Worst thing I hate. People who blow their nose then look into their hankie to see what came out.
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  264.  @disrespecc9678  What bollocks, no it isn't.
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  265. I don't know any male who didn't or doesn't want to acquire their drivING licenCe as quickly as they can. It's second only to losing one's virginity for most males.
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  266. aw I think she looks beautiful in that wig
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  267. This whole thing is cringeworthy.
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  268. He's lucky he didn't end up saying "but none of them have ever shat on my head"
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  269. @Fe Cu How on Earth do they abuse this polar bear? That's taking conspiracy theories to bizarre new levels.
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  270. Why do you political people get so easily triggered? Just watch the interview, they aren't asking for your vote here.
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  271. You should try "Hilarious Elephant pulls prank" 😂
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  272. Joking
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  273. Me too, that smile she has
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  274.  Breezy Mods  If you're American, should you really be talking about "freedom"? Your nation doesn't even make the top ten most free countries in 2019.
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  275.  Breezy Mods  Imagine if Great Britain had given the North Vietnamese secret USA military details during the Vietnam War. Well that's exactly what your nation did to mine in the Falklands War. Thanks, Yanks.
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  276. It's hotter than the sun.
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  277. Oh well watch something else. Nobody forced you to watch this highly entertaining and funny clip. Go watch 30 hours of wallpapering instead.
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  278. I'm English, too. Now every time I sit on the loo, I'm going to panic and double-check, thanks a lot Samantha............
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  279.  @Sammysreadingroom  lol what a conversation, I hope no snakes are reading it
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  280. I think that's the true reason he wasn't overwhelmed when the value was announced - he already had a good idea of its price.
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  281.  @ablacktemplar1971  You truly, truly never want to read "How the US almost betrayed Britain in the Falklands War".
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  282.  Breezy Mods  I'm not anti Great Britain.
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  283.  @shrek3714  The RAF served you well? Wtf does that mean lol.
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  284.  Breezy Mods  "How do you get Americans to join a world war?" Tell them it's nearly finished.
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  285.  Breezy Mods  The respected Human Freedom Index - which all countries contribute to and quote from - puts the USA in 23rd place for "Most-free Countries".
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  286.  @lwemon1  It makes a lot more sense if you watch the whole episode - Josh's books are aimed at that age group and they comment on it earlier in the show.
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  287.  @scarletpeoni9347  Blondes are usually considered to be a bit thick
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  288. Oh man, you're THAT person.
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  289. This "British" thing just doesn't exist outside of Dickensian folklore and forgettable Internet memes. You'll be treated more or less the same in a British shop as you would in any other country's shop. It's time all lame National stereotypes were buried forever.
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  290. lol "Did I win a ticket?"
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  291.  @ClaraRodriguez16  Oh come on, you can't stop doing EVERYTHING just because some people have a hard time.
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  292.  @rachael3651  lol sorry, Ginny
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  293.  @chapmasi  we do. sorry for being cinnicle.
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  294. I can't find it but according to Graham, at one point Bill throws a pineapple into the audience.
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  295. haha first thing I did
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  296.  @oldpossum57  I heard a Kiwi actor, living in London, performing Shakespeare and he was superb.
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  297.  @kathleenpapaleo8891  I'm English but there's one other thing I'd like to thank New Jersey for, a beautiful woman called Lisa who flew over to visit me. Man, that woman was the finest looking American I ever saw.
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  298.  @kathleenpapaleo8891  lol Kathleen, I wasn't that lucky, we were just friends but we did raise some hell over here in England before she went home again. We did things in the local castle here that would make Sir Lancelot blush.
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  299. I don't think he's confused, he's got that kind of humour.
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  300. That is the super-annoying Sinead O'Connor
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  301.  @ianjones2731  You don't like him, that's fair enough. But don't do that "I'm going to tell the world why this megastar is rubbish, really" thing, it's so transparent, man.
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  302.  @ianjones2731  Absolutely. And Manfred Mann's Earth Band did "Blinded by the Light" better than Springsteen himself.
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  303. 🤣😂😂
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  304.  @Thaleya1  If you've never seen the episode with Emma Stone and the Spice Girls, it's so funny. Poor Emma lol.
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  305. I'm guessing he's a Kllitschko fan
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  306.  @tergre54  I'm equally sure there isn't. You must be in a country that Channel 4 hasn't blocked it in.
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  307. lol Nexus
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  308. Ege Coskunsoy lmao welcome
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  309. I bet she's glad she shaved her armpits before that appearance.
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  310.  @timbolester  82. And still a "maybe".
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  311. Dubai looks great on all the YouTube thumbnails but it was actually pretty average. London, then Sydney, then Tokyo.
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  312. What's sad is a grown man still playing Spiderman games and not knowing the difference between "would of" and "would have".
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  313.  @davidhoward2487  lol THANK YOU! Now it makes sense that they're confusing "boiled" with "broiled", I wondered what the hell they were talking about with "boiled meat" !!
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  314. Have you seen Chris with the fly on Graham's show? Oh the poor fella, lol.
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  315. Oh get over it, woman
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  316.  @CitizenCain1  The BBC could have at least put Jamie's NAME in the video title.
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  317. I worry about your accent.
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  318. She's in a rescue-centre, not a zoo. That's quite a difference.
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  319. ​ @RobertvanderBroek  George Clooney was with them both earlier that night, and he says on Graham's show that Bill and Matt were already drunk when he left them and by the time they arrived at Graham's show, they got drunker.
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  320. Man, Americans need to take their country back. Did you know that the USA is now the TWENTY-THIRD most-free country in the world ? Let that sink in.
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  321.  @VincentScales  How did you miss the part were Hugh says lippy first, then asks Bill what it means in America and Bill says "I don't KNOW!"
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  322. She was born one year after World War Two ended. Even when you typed your comment she was 68 years old!
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  323.  @mariesia0525  marie!
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  324.  @mariesia0525  behave!
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  325.  @mariesia0525  lol oh how I wish that were true
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  326.  @mariesia0525  I love you marie
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  327. She's not saying "larry", she's saying "lairy", which can mean "flashy", or more usually "a little bit aggressive and confrontational"
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  328. and "teddy bear rolls" are when you sit down with your hands behind your knees and roll in a half circle keeping your legs straight all the time.
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  329. Sexy Rihanna, too
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  330. When you say "either", do you mean either "Rihanna or Graham"?
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  331.  @ScorpnXL26  It's probably nine bullets distorting him out of shape.
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  332.  @kristenstewart1250  I honestly don't think she was having a dig, I think she was just ... (there's no nice way to put this), dumb. I mean, asking an American if they have turkey ? She's probably seen a movie about L.A. and based the whole of the USA on that.
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  333.  @rbokhoree  lol I know your comment was four years ago but it was beautifully done. 😅
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  334. Madonna picked up a British touch to her accent.
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  335.  @splatxvaco5132  And it's why women ignore you
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  336.  @alexandrawoof1894  I think people would still take it in the spirit it was intended.
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  337. Your name tells us all we need to know about what you wanna do with Graham........
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  338. isn't it though. Humility in a boxer is good to see.
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  339. Didn't you just know someone would take your comment seriously.....
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  340.  King Delevingne  Yes he DID say he was British. Why do you think I said it, numbnuts.
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  341.  King Delevingne  Everyone knows he's Irish, man
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  342. Find "Kelly Rowland's Fitness Routine" on Graham Norton's show, she looks even hotter.
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  343. aw man, after watching this, I looked up Orangutans and they are being slaughtered to the point of extinction!!!
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  344.  @sweiland75  Not sure why, but YouTube seems to be hiding the original comment about orangutans, which is a shame.
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  345. Who moved California - where Kevin was born - to Canada?
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  346. No it isn't the pubic hair surrounding it, who on Earth told you that?
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  347.  @YourPalHDee  Ugh. You are SO American.
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  348.  @Ragin2012Cajun  lol - just an update for you. 4 years later, people are still commenting on this ...
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  349.  @Ragin2012Cajun  lol see you in 2023, mate
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  350. I can't help wondering if that "lip gloss" had any "additives"
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  351. @Karen Bailey Actually, England came 7th in "Nations With the Best Teeth in the World" - eighteen places higher than the United States.
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  352. lol Jay, your comment made me laugh more than the video.
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  353. When you lay toast down on a surface for a while, there's often moisture left behind.
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  354. It's a soap opera, just watch.
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  355.  @vg_astxro757  In 2017, when America and Britain were most recently compared for "knife-crime", the US had a higher knife crime rate than Britain did (USA 0.49 per member of the population, Britain 0.48 per member of the population). And your country has had more school-shootings in 2 weeks than mine has had in its entire history.
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  356. I wish I was kidding here but mine would be "Squirty Bell"
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  357. Of course it's not normal. Do you seriously believe an Ibex is born with the desire to scale human-built dams? They have no choice. Normal behaviour would be what they do without a dam obstructing their needs.
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  358.  @donnabittner69  You're wasting your time, Donna. He didn't get the joke and he's probably still trying to figure it out.
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  359.  @timsharpe6652  It's like he says "Screw it, I'll go to McDonalds".
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  360. I nearly soiled myself.
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  361. You literally stole that comment from the guy 2 months earlier.
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  362.  @lightninggaming016  lol well get some originality, all you did was find a comment with lots of thumbs-up and steal it!
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  363. ffs it's a soap opera not a documentary, I hope you got over yourself since you posted this
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  364. Titanic at 1:02
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  365.  @ekspatriat  Laughed at you, fatty. 🤣
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  366. The trouble with Graham's show is, once you start watching it on YouTube, you can be here for hours watching more episodes.
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  367. lol if the female parrots watch this they'll be saying "Now you know why our species is rare, we don't want sex that way, either"
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  368. Watch 0:36 in slow-motion, it's just superb viewing.
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  369.  @saneman6188  Where are these "frosty to arrogant" interviews? I've watched all the interviews AJ had in that time period and I certainly haven't seen the ones you're typing about.
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  370.  @saneman6188  What on Earth is wrong with a boxer saying he wants people to bow down to him when he wins, all boxers say such things man. And if an interviewer kept asking me about a boxing loss, I'd stare her down too, stop being such a girl.
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  371.  @saneman6188  Mike Tyson said he wanted to eat someone's children. Muhammad Ali said some outrageously racist things in his lifetime, including "The white man is the devil" - you'd better get used to testosterone making people say outrageous things.
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  372.  @philippeverneris8956  I loved Letterman though, I thought his show was like Graham's, just having a good laugh with your guests instead of trying to sell the show.
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  373. In fairness, Graham brought the story up, so she didn't have much choice but to tell it.
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  374.  @Nagy50Magyar  You're doing a fine job of demonstrating both.
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  375.  @Nagy50Magyar  The crew is made up of bear experts Chris, Brad and Buck with over 70 years of bear experience between them.
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  376. Her figure at 1:14 ..............
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  377. I totally agree.
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  378. No kidding, I think she may have been "Gin-enhanced".
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  379. I know your comment was 2 years ago but are you sure you don't want to change/delete it?
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  380. haha brilliant
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  381. What accent is it?
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  382.  @Yash-bu4du  C'mon though. Presidents have a hell of a lot of work and responsibility. Actors "pretend to be someone else for a while."
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  383.  @Yash-bu4du  No. This isn't about Presidents. You are on the wrong video with this stuff.
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  384. He's saying "Northern Ireland" the way they say "Northern Ireland" in "Northern Ireland".
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  385. Is it true that people can't drink or swear on US chat shows?
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  386. Godspam.
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  387.  @bazzie85  I don't think you know the history of the word "benevolent".
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  388.  @TheFreakiestShow27  When Stoffle puts the rake against the wall at 3:41, the yellow head of the rake is at the top. Look where the head is as Stoffle then climbs it.
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  389.  @joebroadbeef332  Thanks Joe
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  390. I totally agree with you there, mate, god that bloke takes "annoying" to astronomical new levels.
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  391.  @yevgeniyaleshchenko849  And it's still HIS opinion, nonetheless, take your own advice. 😘
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  392. The 1,000th like on this video is the one who farted.
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  393. LOL - Well that was a little unnecessary, what's your real problem?
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  394. lol Graham's noises from 3:07
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  395. And Steve's novelty condom comment.
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  396. @C C LOL are you serious? I mean, did you type that seriously? God almighty, princess, here's a tissue, dry your eyes before the coronavirus claims you for having no sense of humour.
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  397. And right-of-screen at 1:38, does she nudge his thigh?
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  398.  @Zoro3-3  He isn't Nigerian, he's British. And try and get a little class from somewhere instead of your cheap, rude retorts. You aren't doing Nigerians any favours.
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  399.  @Zoro3-3  See, you're learning already. A little class.
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  400.  @Zoro3-3  Actually, don't, it doesn't fit you anyway. Go back to being loud, rude, classless.
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  401.  @Zoro3-3  Thanks lol. Because you're not.
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  402. It's weird because Brits, Aussies, Kiwis and Canadians all get along so much better. If anyone from those countries asked to go out for a pint, I'd say yes in a heartbeat. If it were an American I'd be afraid they'd be too loud in the pub.
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  403. Are you sure you are on the same wavelength as Julie when defining "pump" ?
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  404. 56 next month.
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  405. Damn, fox gotta eat, too.
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  406.  @fryman7294  I know it was a LONG time ago but I just wanted to applaud you for your sincere and honourable admission of being wrong.
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  407. I lmao when Bill said "Do you have a curfew?" 🤣
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  408.  VinylViper  lol well good luck with that
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  409.  @disrespecc9678  Nonsense.
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  410. haha that was my fave part
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  411. Best episode ever and best show. Also brilliant episodes of Graham's show are the "fly" episode and when Will I Am meets Miriam Margolyes🤣
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  412. I love Graham's impatience in waiting for Debbie to detail what she does. 2:28
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  413. Tom Hanks was most-certainly NOT on Jeffrey Epstein's flight log.
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  414.  @jessestout9576  You implied it, why else would you say that on a video about Tom Hanks. Stop backtracking just because you were wrong.
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  415.  @jessestout9576  "Posts circulating on social media claim that Tom Hanks flew on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet to his island in the Caribbean. This claim is false. Business Insider provided a searchable database of every known flight made by Jeffrey Epstein's private planes and Tom Hanks’s name does not appear in any of Epstein's flight logs." Reuters Fact Check Team.
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  416. Yes, if Bowie had dyed his hair, eaten 400 Big Macs, grown a beard and a moustache and halved his height.
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  417.  @gods_lie1551  I know sorry I was just kidding
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  418. What are you spamming it here for?
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  419.  @eq4450  someone that hates spammers
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  420.  @eq4450  No, I'm watching a badger escaping from anywhere, I don't want to see your video which is just spam and has nothing to do with THIS video.
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  421. Whoever writes the titles for BBC's YouTube channel should be fired.
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  422. Look at Graham again in this video, that's a hint how long ago this was recorded. Even the upload date is a decade ago.
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  423. A car made by Fiat.
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  424. Simon Amstell a "comedian". He is to comedy what Jesse J, the woman sitting next to him, is to stylish dress sense.
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  425. It's like kewl, and shit.
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  426.  homer555552  wtf are you discussing Donald Trump for on an episode of Graham Norton ?
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  427. Could someone please tell me the name of the female guest at 0:29?
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  428. ​ @scsutton1  Thanks Sean
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  429.  @hardleecure  arse*
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  430.  @seamusriordan3793  No it isn't. Arse is what Brits say. Ass is what Americans say. Numbnuts.
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  431. C'mon, Bangor Marina is beautiful.
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  432.  @germie9739  You capitalised practically every word, man.
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  433.  DynamiteGamer  Ummm, China is the next superpower. Within 30 years, they'll be the richest and most powerful nation that ever existed, even the U.S. banks admit that.
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  434.  @Soulvex  No, it really won't. When China takes over, it's going to be for a very long time. And India will be right behind them.
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  435.  Breezy Mods  I think that's probably wishful thinking. The United States became a wealthy country by profiting from selling arms to the allies and to the Nazis and then staying out of world wars and lend-leasing. Since there won't be another world war of that kind, the only way the U.S. can go now is slowly down, as it has done for the last 30 years.
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  436.  Breezy Mods  Do you know where America's own "Business Insider" placed the United States in the world freedom index for 2017? 58th place.
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  437. He seems to levitate at that point, too.
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  438.  @jacthing1  That's quite a difference.
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  439. and such a wind-up merchant.
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  440. No kidding, look at that figure at 1:13
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  441. It's fantastic, so is "Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford Lose It at Hilarious Interview! | This Morning Britain" - having a drink too.
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  442.  @Sammysreadingroom  lol if I get bitten, my lawyers may get involved xx
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  443.  @Sammysreadingroom  lol you are also the reason I can't sit down on a toilet anymore.
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  444.  @Sammysreadingroom  lol a Graham Norton video, and we discussed snakes biting our bottoms on the toilet.
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  445. Hmmmmm. Look at the rocks the bird hits. Then compare them to the rocks when the bird climbs back out.
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  446. Huh? What? Where? Who?
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  447. Does anyone know what Sandi Toskvig is actually for?
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  448. John, mate, don't look behind you, but David Attenborough just mentioned your name......
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  449. Greg Davies always seems to be on the right of the sofa no matter who the other guests are!
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  450.  @artemislogic5252  lol that was superb. And I worry that people won't REALISE it's superb.
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  451. lol and I just gave you your 33rd thumbs up.
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  452. I live in the Lake District in England and I've never seen a (wild) stoat.
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  453.  Shgarli Mandoza  There's another Graham episode where a red-chair woman tells a story about Dawn and trust me, Dawn wasn't very happy about it.
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  454. If you're overweight, small and don't do anything right, you probably earned it.
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  455. LOL - How about looking through the comments for the answer to your question, since it's already been asked and answered 12,000 times.
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  456.  @TheXmisterx88  Unless he hoof hearted follows through
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  457. Her name is Carey Mulligan.
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  458.  @kartikiyer4399  lol it bothers me, too, to be honest, I'll swat it later today.
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  459. Hear hear*
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  460. lol I feel your pain.
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  461. The New Zealander whose friend goes for a poo behind a bush in the episode with Barry Manilow is superb, too
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  462.  @blackeagle9000000  Every time anywhere in this country gets mentioned, there's always a lowlife like you running it down with your dumb "shithole" cliche. Brits are sick of it, go live in France.
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  463.  @theshinyturtle1  You're not a Brit, though. You don't matter.
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  464.  @theshinyturtle1  Brits are sick of you lowlife chavs and your favourite catchphrase "it's a shithole" whenever anywhere in this beautiful, incredible country gets mentioned. Your ancestors must look down and think "Is Louis Henderson what Brits sound like in 2021?" We're loving this nation again - Blackpool included - so go take your "it's a shithole" catchphrase routine and live in France. Blackpool is a proud, beautiful city with a history second to none.
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  465.  @theshinyturtle1  This beautiful country is sick of lowlifes like you throwing your "it's a shithole" catchphrase around. Love this beautiful country or get the hell out and take your dole money with you, worthless toe rag.
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  466. That's just a little more than the valuation given for this one.
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  467.  @orla99913  Graham's ancestors were from Yorkshire, England, and emigrated to Ireland.
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  468.  @orla99913  He always was, his Yorkshire ancestry was in the 1700s
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  469.  @PanglossDr  Oh behave. Apart from the accent and maybe a couple of minor sports, there's no difference at all.
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  470. Well don't do it.
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  471.  @juicy342yt4  No shit, Einstein.
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  472. haha good point!
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  473. lol ew I never noticed that, it bends inwards
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  474. You're pretty cute, yourself
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