Comments by "Tony England" (@TonyEnglandUK) on "WatchMojo.com" channel.

  1. No kidding, WatchMojo should have just shown the clips and not talked all over them.
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  2. You want a snoozer, go watch the drivel of the US remake. Talk about dumbing a comedy down for the less-intelligent. The US version is for people who need every joke telegraphed to them in advance. The UK version is far funnier, if you have the brain cells to understand it.
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  3. Nobody swears like a Brit.  Fuck the stupid "posh" stereotype, get a Glaswegian, or a Geordie, or an East-ender to swear at you, and be thankful we don't take over half the planet again.
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  4. "Soccer" as you Americans call it is the most popular sport on planet Earth. If you want a girls game, look at your "American football". Rugby for wimps that need a crash-helmet and four tons of padding to play a fucking sport.
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  5. He isn't even a Brit, he's an American pretending to be a Brit.
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  6. It's because Americans are....... and I'm trying to be diplomatic........ "intellectually-challenged"
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  7. One more thing that CANNOT be explained. Why is YouTube recommending this to me three years later?
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  8. Say it as you see it, it rhymes with bat.
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  9. lol. Not another American pretending not to be American, you people are all over this video like a rash. Nice try, Tree, even you didn't buy it.
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  10. Who the fuck says "fam" except black Londoners and wannabe white English wanksplats
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  11. Bollocks, everyone says "Brilliant", not just posh people.
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  12. Mary Bateman When you look at the size of England as a country, it's amazing how many wildly different accents there are.  You can go 25 miles and the accents change dramatically. 
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  13. "The best television show - ever" (David Letterman) (Letterman was talking about the UK version of "The Office"). The US remake is ok but it'll never be as good as the original, even Americans admit that.
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  14.  @occasiogmd1971  The US Office is a terrible remake, it took out all the intelligence of the original. The UK version is light years funnier.
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  15.  I like American accents.  And by the way - can an American easily tell the difference between a Canadian and an American accent?
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  16. To be fair, saying "An American accent" is silly, too when you remember that "America" isn't just the USA.
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  17. French people speaking English is ultra-sexy
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  18. Rachel Moore Irish people have such beautiful lilt to their accents, it's almost musical listening to them speak.
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  19. No kidding. People might have said it when Shakespeare was a lad.
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  20.  @joshuareiss9430  It wasn't "cancelled", why would any company "cancel" the most successful television series for decades? Ricky Gervais only creates that many seasons in his work - he did the same thing with Derek, Extras, Life's Too Short. He even mocked (jokingly) Steve Carrel in his 2010 Golden Globes hosting by saying "Just 12 episodes and a special - quality, not quantity"
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  21. ok 1) The USA didn't "defeat Britain" in your little revolution - you beat a tiny percent of Brits' overall force. If Britain had pooled it's entire force from around the world, your revolution would have been crushed within an hour. 2) The USA's record on war isn't great. You hide like cowards whenever there's a world war and even when you do show up (because you've got nowhere left to hide), you drop nuclear bombs on women and children. 3) Great Britain. Tiny series of islands in the middle of nowhere - conquered a quarter of the entire planet. The United States of America - vast nation with the most advanced military hardware the world has ever known. Couldn't even beat a bunch of farmers with machetes in tiny Vietnam.
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  22. Aw did the UK do something better than your country again
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  23. I think the problem Americans have is that they're......... ok, there's no other way to say this ............ not the most intelligent people in the world. Americans need their humour explaining to them as it happens so they don't have to figure it out for themselves.
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  24. Rumpy-pumpy was said by upper-class nerds years ago but nobody would say that today except sarcastically.
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  25.  @gavinl5653  "The UK Office is possibly the best television show ever" (American talk show host David Letterman)
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  26.  @kimberlys8422  Why do Americans think childish, dumbed-down crap is funny? American comedy shows treat you like you're nine year olds.
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  27.  @joshuareiss9430  I can't believe you typed that. I mean, do you seriously believe it "ended after only two seasons" because it wasn't popular? The most popular TV series in decades and you think it ended because the UK "didn't like it". If I were you I'd delete that comment at nuclear speed before someone explains it to you.
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  28. It's so frustrating trying to enjoy the clips and she suddenly starts stating the bleedin' obvious.
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  29. Let's be honest, she isn't what you would call "a human being"
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  30. lol I love the way he says it, too.
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  31.  @jamesanthony5681  I always found Parkinson to be a self-righteous and over-opinionated host.
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  32. You should tell David Letterman that. He called the U.K. version of The Office "The best television show ever"
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  33. The American version is utter rubbish, it took all the intelligence out of the original - which was probably necessary because Americans aren't very intelligent people. Now shoo, go serve your 20 burger snack to your 800lb sister.
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  34. The UK version is light-years more intelligent and better written than the American version.
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  35. Exactly. Most Brits prefer the UK one because it relates to a UK audience better. Most Americans prefer the US version for the same reason.
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  36. lol you even called her "love" to try and sound British hahaha
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  37. David Letterman commenting on the UK version of The Office, said it was "Possibly the greatest television show *ever*." If the Americans commenting here were honest, they've never even SEEN the UK version.
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  38. Mary Bateman I bet you speak with a pirate-sounding South Western accent lol.
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  39. Mary Bateman lol I'm way up North in Cumbria, we still say "yan, tan, tethera" for "one two three".  Even Mancs and Scousers can't understand us lol.
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  40. Mary Bateman Apparently, it's from an old language called "Cumbric" that we used to speak here, a lot of the words are still in use.  I don't think I ever say "one" to other Cumbrians, it's always "yan".
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  41.  @oskarbenjamin3665  When Michele Pfeiffer was on Graham Norton here in the UK, she actually censors herself from swearing. When Graham asks her what word she was going to say, she says "A shot in hell" lol.
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  42. Try and remember to add the words "in my opinion" when you criticise an award-winning actor.
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  43. Hazel O'Connor, Will You
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  44.  @justjay.5476  And American humour is for kids, "buddy"
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  45.  @SpiralDream  Oh behave, man, look how offended you burger-chomping fatboys have gotten over this!
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  46. It's like when Americans say stuff about "British teeth". In 2015, Brits came 1st in the United Nations list of healthiest teeth. They said Brits had the best teeth in the world. The United States came 9th.
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  47. aw shut the fuck up and go watch your incoming President peeing on Russian hookers.
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  48.  @smokedog2185  You mean the original UK version of The Office that David Letterman said was "The best television show ever"
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  49. watchmojo, you talk too much.
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  50.  SeperiorGT  Because the American version is rubbish.
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  51. If that's your pic in your icon, where are YOU in this list.
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  52. Americans can't do accents? Go listen to Chris Pratt on the Graham Norton show, doing his Essex accent. It is absolutely perfect.
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  53. otowbes I'd never be able to tell the difference between a Canadian / American accent.
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  54. Ria Brittan lol where are you from, Ria?
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  55. Ria Brittan ooh what you doing tomorrow evening?
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  56. +Clank4Pres I can't believe you actually typed "Why did it only get 2 seasons then" lol I'd delete that quickly if I were you.
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  57. Mary Bateman I bet you got to the end of that and wished you hadn't started lol
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  58. Stan Boyd Exactly, there's no such thing as ANY country's national accent.  By the way, can an American easily distinguish between a US accent and a Canadian accent?
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  59. Why do Americans do this though? The original UK's verions of The Office was recreated by a few other countries too, but Americans are the only ones you see talking about which version is better. You never see any other country doing it - just jealous Americans who hate the fact other countries do things better than those burger-gobbling fat throwbacks. I hate Americans, they're the most jealous people ever to breathe.
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  60. lol the LETTER 3?
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  61. lol oh stop, nobody's buying that nonsense. The original UK Office is one of the most popular TV shows in history. Even David Letterman - hardly a Queen-worshipping Briton - said the UK version of The Office was "Possibly the best television show ever."
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  62. lol ok, let's go through those things. 1) Manhattan Project - Great Britain and Canada had already developed the "Tube Alloys project" before the Manhattan Project. In other words, the USA simply borrowed and renamed the project from Brits and Canadians. 2) YouTube - An American, a Taiwanese and a German. And the world wide web on which it depends was developed by a Brit. 3 & 4) Google and Facebook. Even you must have lolled typing those. 5) Morse code - again, simply adapting an already-existing development by a German. 6) Defibrillators - a Swiss development, not an American one. 7) Microwave - James Clerk Maxwell, a Scot and Heinrich Rudolf Hertz, a German, demonstrated the theory and Ernst Weber, a Swiss engineer, was the pioneer. 8) Laser - Einstein, Planck and Ladenburg, the real innovators, all German. 9) GPS - simply an adaptation of earlier inventions LORAN and Decca Navigator developed by the British. 10) Internet - Congratulations, you got one right.
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  63. At last, someone with a brain, well said heelfan1234. We have to stop buying this crap that "they want us to turn to Islam", no they don't, they want us to stop carpet-bombing their nations.
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  64. lol you mean you stopped watching because you're another jealous American that hates the fact the UK Office was the original, the best and you've never even seen it.
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  65. 16q Gawd, not another Internet nerd who's discovered the word "triggered" and has been searching for somewhere to use it all day.  Fuck off wanksplat.
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  66.  Paul Wember  "The UK version of The Office is possibly the best television show ever." (David Letterman)
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  67.  @felips1317  Weird how you replied to me but not the American that began the critique.
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  68.  @KIMG69  It was only two seasons because Ricky Gervais only DOES two seasons. He explained that at the Golden Globes by saying "Quality, not quantity."
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  69.  @2pc4u50  The US version was rubbish, it's the kind of humour you give to audiences who don't have a brain. If it wasn't for the original UK version, the US version wouldn't even exist. It's a cheap copy with none of the intelligence written into it.
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  70.  Paul Wember  lol right. So the whole world applauded The Office UK, the Americans couldn't wait to copy it and David Letterman called it the best television show ever. But Paul Wember disagrees because his girlfriend dumped him for a Brit.
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  71.  Paul Wember  Countries that copied Ricky Gervais' original The Office. India, Canada, Chile, Czech Republic, U.S., France, Germany, Israel, Sweden, Finland etc.
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  72.  @felips1317  If I'm two years late, so are you, numbnuts. And you wonder why the "Americans are not stupid" video is so popular.
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  73.  @felips1317  Well, nobody twisted your arm and forced you to reply, princess. As for "Now you just reaching" lol - that grammar says everything. You're American, aren't you?
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  74.  @felips1317  I honestly can't translate that into English. Could you ask your older brother to type on your behalf?
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  75. The "Council House and Violent" thing was just invented by some twat trying to force a meaning to the word, it's never meant that, as Fiona says above it's an old gypsy word.
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  76. Yeah right, you say you're British and then spell it "Brittish" ?
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  77.  @jamesmallard8815  yeah ok paul. I mean "Jimmy" lol.
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  78.  Paul Wember  lol
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  79. @Toby Lam lol beautifully summed up, sir.
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  80. just show them.
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  81. Einstein certainly didn't forget about him.
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  82. lol yeah right. You're American pretending to be a Brit, just like the 150 other Yanks on here saying "I'm a Brit, honestly I am, and I think"....................
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  83. gattered*
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  84. With great respect - Stop TALKING so much! Nobody comes here to hear you!
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  85.  @skinsey85  I'm a web-programmer and trust me, you were typing nonsense. And guessed-nonsense at that.
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  86. What species is that Wendy Williams creature?
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  87. Exactly, pachy. WatchMojo do this on everything, they love the sound of their own voices more than the original sounds on the video.
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  88. Imagine the TV company contacting emergency services to verify. They'd obviously know nothing about it and probably send their entire crews racing out there.
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  89. WatchMojo, can I give you a little advice about your videos here? Let people hear them instead of you talking all over them.
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  90. WatchMojo, you talk way too much, we can see what's happening!
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  91.  @LeMenace1  LOL - nice try but stop pretending to be a Brit, you're American. A ten second glance at your channel shows that.
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  92. I muted her ugly narration.
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  93. How can such a list forget H. Simpson, the man who said "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
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  94. I don't know why I view WatchMoJo's videos, they're always disappointing. They left out all the major parts that happened in these clips, why create a video on live TV disasters if you're going to leave those disasters unshown?
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  95. You talk too much.
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  96. I couldn't get through the whole video, hearing her talk over everything was just too painful.
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  97. WatchMojo, there's no award for filling every available second with your speech, let the clips speak for themselves.
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  98.  @omid25nn_  LOL just admit that you're not even British, you're an American that typed that to make the US one look better.
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  99.  lee van cleef  He's an American simpleton, too
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  100.  @hasanabid7724  I know, Hasan, I edited it.
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  101. You'd better make that three outstanding examples. 3) Oliver Reed drunk and going utterly bonkers on British talk show "Aspel".
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