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Yeah the schoolboys would be in the ring between rounds with their ipads. Lol
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Courageous. Lol. Scripted pp-ganda
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@steelflexy He was huge in the PL last season? When, exactly? His PL record is absolutely appalling. Officially one of the worst Utd CBs in the history of the PL. What have you been watching?
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One year left is irrelevant. 55m is a great deal for all parties
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He's nowhere near as bad as you desperately NEED him to be. He worked hard for Utd and it didn't quite work out for him. It's weird that you are so obsessed with mocking the guy
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@James-sj1us Imagine thinking that children should be happy to see their millionaire father crying on tv about his feelings. You are lost
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And they were right. His PL record is shocking
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That's irrelevant. If they wait for his contract to expire they will pay roughly the same price, only it will go to the player and the agent instead of the club. 55m across a five year contract is a bargain and he's a massive upgrade on Eriksen and Sabitzer
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@Rodrisonfire16 ”A cry for help” on international tv to millions of people. Lol. He couldn’t have spoken to his club doctor or therapist that he gets for free with no waiting list?
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@finding_aether That's how all teams played back then. The rules and culture are completely different now and it's silly to compare eras in this way
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Why are you quoting in euros? Every player in England has always been quoted in pounds up to now. Because that is our local currency. Silly to drive this euro narrative
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@TheDutchyNL The only xenophobia on display is the constant bleating about English men that you are a part of
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@dipankarnath697 I have watched all the games for many, many decades. Most home games from inside the stadium with my season ticket. Yes, Martinez is probably our best CB at present. So what? Why does this mean that his PL record isn't atrocious? Learn to read and then return with something relevant to the actual point I made. I'll wait...
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England's currency is GBP. Why is everyone quoting in euros for Antony...? Nonsense narrative
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Why watch our league if English men annoy you so much...?
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@ColmPadraig Yeah the modern day digital struggle session and humiliation ritual. Clearly weren't taught about the history of Mao last century. Good to see that other men are calling it out.
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@Rodrisonfire16 Lol you’re crying online about a millionaire footballer’s feelings
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@yaheardme111 Your obsession with laughing at the guy is weird. Grow up
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Embarrassing to see the amount of deluded fanboys who drool over every word this guy says. All he actually said here was - it will be interesting to see what happens over the next hours, days and weeks - and you're dropping at his feet as if he's the second coming of Jesus, spreading the word of God
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@albielukas Thanks for proving my point, fanboy
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Nothing to do with "being English". All media are like this. Spain is particularly harsh.
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@tebogomokoena8350 And how is that different to any other country? Your obsessive hate on English men is weird
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@TheDutchyNL Nope the thread is specifically about "English" media and you specifically brought up imagined xenophobia from "English" journalists. What are YOU blabbing about? When did anyone say anything about Ten Hag being Dutch? Lol
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@steelflexy Yes, I am referring to the same season. His record was appalling in his first season at the club. Learn to read yourself, look up the facts and then return with something interesting and relevant. I'll wait...
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Except he literally went into hiding on Friday to try and push this deal through...
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@markt7937 Nah it's irrelevant. See if you can work out why >>>
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How is UK media any different to media in other countries? Weird cope
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@leemwaniki6223 No progress? He's already cleared out 20 plus duds with another dozen or so on the way out soon. You have no clue about what's really going on here
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It's funny how desperately you NEED him to be mediocre
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Ten Hag did NOT sign players and agree transfer fees and wages. Clueless
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Eh? He is a MASSIVE improvement on Eriksen and Sabitzer. Do you even watch football?
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@sullaybjr Now try to say something logical and interesting >>>
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@HalaMadrid98 Like I said, nowhere near as bad as you NEED him to be. Continue to grieve >>>
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Yeah saying that Rice wouldn't dream of choosing Utd (and a huge pay rise)... on the day Casemiro has just chosen Utd... is beyond absurd
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@Tripwithadi Eh? That was the exact point made in the original comment
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@Dfl3x77 Ok Mao's Red Guard
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Why is that guy wearing a polo neck in August? Lol
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@Rodrisonfire16 It’s crying. Embarrassing crying
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@Rodrisonfire16 I mean thank you for proving my point for me with an essay of tears and feelings
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Martinez hasn't had one outstanding game in the PL across two seasons
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx Yes, you should have. Name one game in the PL that Martinez was outstanding in. Just one >>>
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx And you should have GONE to English lessons
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx Lol. Across two seasons, you think he was outstanding when Arsenal beat us 3-2, in a draw against Chelsea and in a one goal margin win against Crystal Palace? Thank you for proving my point for me.
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx Yes, he was outstanding in the recent FA Cup final, but the FA Cup isn't in the PL, is it? You're learning a lot from teacher today, aren't you?
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx Nah you started with the silly personal insults instead of talking about football. Good luck with that if that's what you do
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx Please copy and paste me ever saying anything about his ability. You delivered nothing of the sort. Martinez has not had one single outstanding game in the PL across two seasons. Your couple of flaky examples prove my point not yours. Who cares what Carragher thinks or says?
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx His record in the PL is appalling. That is fact not opinion. Please continue to share your fanboy feelings >>>
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx Who cares what Carragher thinks? And Hansen retiredf from media years ago. Case dismissed.
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@Pliverpool-ln2nx Voted number 9? Lol. Thank you for proving my point for me again. His record in the PL is appalling. Please do your own research and return with something that proves otherwise. Still waiting...
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Antony is not 100 mill. That's the potential fee in euros not pounds
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Do you work for the Glazers? Why don't they just pay the man what they owe him and let him leave? Lol
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It’s not brave to open up about your feelings in public. It’s embarrassing and it’s turning men into a bunch of wet drips
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@blackmantis3130 The only men who thought Martial was going to be a £100m player were the Glazers. Van Gaal didn't want him and Utd were warned that he was a talented player with a really bad attitude
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Probably he was caught out slapping about his other half
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What do you mean? It is a key position signing. A massive upgrade on Eriksen and fills the spot vacated by Sabitzer. Do you even watch Utd?
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@superwario2741 Eriksen is a Spurs reject who literally died a few years ago. The highlight of his career was playing a few good games for Brentford. What have you been watching? Lol
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@superwario2741 Lol. The same as they have always done. Absolutely nothing.
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@superwario2741 Do you work for the Glazers or something? Eriksen is a garbage free transfer. He has done absolutely nothing throughout his entire career
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@superwario2741 Did I think that or did you completely make it up? Clue: You made it up
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@superwario2741 So, I didn't say or think it. You falsely assumed that I insinuated it, made it up inside your head, and tried to project it onto me. Thanks for confirming. Massive lol
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@superwario2741 "to Eriksen who is a star" Eriksen is a Spurs reject free transfer who literally died on the football pitch a few years ago. How or why is he in any way a "superstar"? Lol
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Wow, a man is offered two jobs and he decides to go with the first offer. Amazingly important world event. Lol
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Because they know you are going to comment on them and pay their wages with the associated ad revenue
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It didn't turn out to be so? He just signed for Man Utd
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Inspired you to love men and not women?
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@-Abduuu CR7 (very famously) loves the rainbow company of other men. My question was perfectly relevant
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@tusharpiyush3788 Why are you angry at me for sharing factual information that all Utd fans knew about over a decade ago? He loves men not women. Deal with it
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And I am a Utd fan who has been going to Old Trafford for half a century. Why are you comparing me to Carragher? Strange commentary. What about you? Have you ever been to one game...?
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They have offered £67 million. Nowhere near £100 million that is being thrown around
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Nonsense. It's an excellent deal for Utd. One year left on his contract is irrelevant
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@michael43567 It is an excellent deal for us, in many ways. See if you can work out why >>>
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@michael43567 And I chose to ignore your direct question. Anything else?
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Lol. Cope harder in public for the weak man, Sancho
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Mental? Some players signed for different clubs. It happens twice a year, every year
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Rob No
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@albielukas Brilliant
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@RedDragonThalaAK No, the Glazers destroyed Utd over the last two decades, not English men
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@KevinMannix-sf5zk Because they know you will type out comments and pay their wages through ad revenue
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Maguire was excellent at Utd when he first joined. Weird that you are still scapegoating him
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@darrenabelse8885 Why are you typing out long, rambling comments that I'm never going to read? It's not essay time for teacher. Lol
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@darrenabelse8885 Why are you typing out long, rambling essays of your self proclaimed football knowledge that I am never going to read then?
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@darrenabelse8885 Did I say I had a problem with reading your comment or did I say I wasn’t going to read it? Clue: it’s the latter
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@darrenabelse8885 Funny that your arguments here against Maguire are the exact opposite of your arguments for Martinez in the other thread btw. Confused much? Lol
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@darrenabelse8885 I probably would as well. What’s your point?
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@darrenabelse8885 More stability in the defence? That is demonstrably false. Martinez has a shocking record in the EPL. Much, much worse than Maguire’s. Try watching the games instead of crying about whatever the internet tells you to think about
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@darrenabelse8885 Twice as strong as Maguire? What are you talking about? Insane imagination fantasies. Do you have secret access to their bench press and deadlift records? Maguire is huge compared to Martinez. He will be much stronger than him. This conversation is ridiculous. Lol
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@darrenabelse8885 What does making a tackle have to do with a man’s physical strength?
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@darrenabelse8885 Why are you sending me long, rambling essays telling about your subjective feelings for the English footballer, Harry Maguire? How can I help you? What do you want?
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@darrenabelse8885 Maguire’s body is almost twice the size of Martinez. What are you banging on about? Why are you fantasising about Martinez being stronger than Harry Maguire? He has much better technique but how is he stronger? Absurd nonsense. Lol
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@darrenabelse8885 So you’re sharing your fantasy fanboy feelings for Martinez with me because you want me to have the same fanboy feelings and say the same things as you do about him. Er, thanks for sharing, I guess. Anything else?
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@darrenabelse8885 So what? Why are you talking to me about how strong other men are? Lol
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@darrenabelse8885 Maguire was excellent at Utd when he first joined. What do you want? Why are you obsessively following me around in multiple threads?
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@darrenabelse8885 Ok thank you for sharing your fantasy fanboy feelings with me and for obsessively thinking and talking about me inside multiple football threads.
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@darrenabelse8885 Lol. We finished 2nd in the league behind City and got to the Europa Final in his first season. He also played in most of the League Cup games last season and the FA Cup games last year that took us to Wembley. Do you even watch the football?
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@darrenabelse8885 Martinez didn’t play much in the League Cuo last year because he was late coming back from the World Cup. He also missed most of the FA Cup games through injury. I don’t think he played in any of the FA Cup games this season apart from the final. You are living in a fantasy land that has no bearing on the factual reality of this universe.
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@darrenabelse8885 Thank you for confirming that you are talking in fantasy metaphor not factual reality. Lol
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@tebogomokoena8350 I'm "yapping" about the grown men in this thread crying about the English. Do you not know how to read simple English words and phrases and process the information through your brain? (Funny that you are fantasising about me being your brother btw)
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@myatthihanaing9221 Nah the only xenophobia on display here is the obsessive hatred for English men that you have been sucked into. Please continue to prove my point for me >>>
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@myatthihanaing9221 Mainoo and Saka are English. What are you talking about? Defeating your own argument. Lol
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@myatthihanaing9221 And there we have it. You are the man obsessing over nationality and race and skin colour, not me. You know what that makes you, right?
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@myatthihanaing9221 Please name the exact English journalists that ever said anything about the colour of Saka and Mainoo's skin and quote the exact words they said about them. I'll wait...
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@lucasvanwijngaarden670 Please name the exact journalists that placed these players under more scrutiny because of their skin colour. Name names and quote what they said.
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@lucasvanwijngaarden670 Yes you have absolutely no proof for your disgusting fantasy claim. Well done for working it out
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@mitchellbrough1615 So nobody said anything but it definitely exists because you imagined it? Makes sense
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@mitchellbrough1615 1 Yes I read your comment and replied directly to the point you made. 2 What? No I did not. Please Continue to cry on the internet about something you imagined >>>
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You don't appear to understand how the transfer market works. £60m is a great deal for Utd and one year left on his contract is irrelevant. See if you can work out why >>>
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@A4Gaming Nope. That's not it. Try again >>>
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@A4Gaming "it is all English tax" What is it that upsets you about English clubs paying premium prices for quality English players inside the English Premier League? Be specific >>>
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Every man in the world has problems. But most of us aren't paid £300K a week to kick a ball around for a few hours. Get a grip and stop crying for this weak man
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@erobbenterprises7328 Mata was an absolute flop at Utd.
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So you're a Man Utd "supporter" who doesn't "support" the players that Ten Hag puts on the pitch? Interesting take
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@Deathmare235 How many times did he play for Ten Hag last season? How many minutes? What are the facts? I have no interest in hearing about your triggered feelings
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@dhruvsaraf6349 Weak strawman deflection. Try again >>>
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@Randomaccount9470 Thank you for telling me that you do not support the players of Man Utd that Ten Hag puts on the pitch. Anything else you would like to share?
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@Randomaccount9470 "We Man Utd"? Lol. Have you ever even been to Manchester? How much money did you give to the business over the last five years from your pocket money?
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@Deathmare235 How many games and minutes did he play? "barely any" isn't a fact, it's a hypothesis. Still waiting...
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@dhruvsaraf6349 I'm an old man and have been a season ticket holder at OT for many, many decades. Why the creepy fantasy about arguing with minors on the internet? Should I alert the authorities?
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@dhruvsaraf6349 How many games and minutes did Maguire play for Ten Hag? STILL waiting...
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@dhruvsaraf6349 Please continue to send me LOTS of cartoon emojis to highlight the (extremely low) level of maturity and intelligence I am dealing with here >>>
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Just new to football then?
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@mjay8055 To confirm that he was "awful and error prone", please list every single error that he made last season that led to a goal being conceded and a loss. I'll wait >>>
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@mjay8055 I'm a Utd season ticket holder for many, many decades. Jealous much? Why can't you answer the question?
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@mjay8055 Why are you telling me about your triggered feelings for Harry Maguire instead of answering the very simple question?
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@mjay8055 "the defence is noticeably worse with him in the team" That is demonstrably false. Maybe check the facts before jumping on the keyboard? You're welcome...
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@mjay8055 " if you need them so badly just look it up" I know the stats. You need them to back up your argument not me. Try harder >>>
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@hriler I'm an old man. Why the creepy fantasy about arguing with minorz on the internet? And why can't you answer the simple question that I asked? STILL waiting...
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@andyjackson6793 Which two games did they happen in, please? Yes, the stats for errors that led directly to goals don't include errors that didn't lead to goals. Well done for working out how stats work. Lol
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@andyjackson6793 Thank you for confirming that he wasn't actually "awful and error prone" though. According to you, he only made two mistakes all year that led to a goal conceded. Excellent stat for a CB
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@anonm7742 You need me to teach you how to look up football results and statistics? Can't you just use a search engine like the rest of us? Lol
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@anonm7742 Which exact PL games has Martinez been "huge" in, please? The burden of proof lies firmly with the men making the claim (you) not the man disputing it (me)
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@steelflexy Martinez was immense in the FA Cup final, recently. Can you share even one PL game across two seasons that he was "huge" in, though? Still waiting...
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@steelflexy It's not "stats". It's results. Name one PL game that Martinez was "huge" in, please. STILL waiting. Why can't you think of one single game to support your bizarre claim? Lol
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@steelflexy Only EIGHT clean sheets in 38 appearances. FORTY FIVE goals conceded when he played. SEVEN against LFC, FOUR against Brentford, SIX against City, THREE to Arsenal, TWO to a managerless and relegated Leeds at Old Trafford, an own goal in a humiliating defeat to Spurs. I could go on. Which exact PL games was he "huge" in? What on earth have you been watching? Lol.
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@steelflexy His PL record is appalling. Surprising for such a talented player but that is undeniable FACT that doesn't care about your fanboy feelings. Yes, his line breaking passes are elite level, agreed. When did I say or think otherwise? You really need to learn to read before attacking your keyboard
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@hakeemahmed2874 38 games. 8 clean sheets. 45 goals conceded. Shocking record
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@steelflexy Lol. You ran away to watch cute animal videos. Hilarious
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@josehjinja254 So, he does have an awful record in the PL but you're excusing it because it's a team sport and he had injuries after he racked up the terrible record? Lol. Weird, illogical argument
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@dipankarnath697 Yes, 17 clean sheets to be exact. And how many of them did Martinez actually play in? Clue: Less than half. And "most clean sheets" is a pointless title anyway if most of the results are against lower table oppositionand when you finish the season with an appalling +15 goal difference. What's your point?
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@dipankarnath697 Yes, his appalling record might improve with better team mates. What's your point?
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@dipankarnath697 I'm an old man. Bit creepy to be fantasising about teenagers, don't you think?
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@officialmbaci5255 Please look up the facts before typing out your imagined feelings on your keyboard. He did NOT play in most of the clean sheet games. That is FACT. Do you watch golf because what you are imagining about Martinez did not happen
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@officialmbaci5255 Martinez missed lots of games because he had an exttended break after playing hte world cup final. And then he missed around a quarter of the season through injusry. Varane also missed a load through injury. Do you even watch the games? Clueless fantasy comments
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@darrenabelse8885 Golden glove is an irrelevant award that he won mainly against lower league opposition and Martinez did NOT play in the majority of those clean sheet games anyway. Try again >>>
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@darrenabelse8885 Why are you sending me long, rambling comments telling me about your fanboy feelings for Martinez? It’s not essay time for teacher. Lol I didn’t blame anyone for anything. Martinez has been a disaster in the PL. That is undeniable fact
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@darrenabelse8885 So Martinez is individually responsible for De Gea’s golden glove, even though he didn’t play in most of those clean sheet games. But he has no responsibility for the games he played in when we conceded a barrel load of goals… because it’s the team’s fault. What kind of an argument is that? Lol
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@darrenabelse8885 He doesn’t have a terrible PL record because he made a very small contribution to the League Cup victory? What does that even mean? Lol
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@darrenabelse8885 His PL record is appalling. Learn to read the actual words I wrote and then return with something interesting >>>
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@darrenabelse8885 Can you name all the PL games he played in that would support your bizarre claim that he has played well? When exactly? What games?
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@darrenabelse8885 Arsenal beat us 3-2. LFC beat us SEVEN-NIL. West Ham were in a relegation battle that season. Well done for proving the factual point for me in hilarious fashion
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@darrenabelse8885 Yes I am right. His record in the PL. Shocking. Officially and undeniably one of the worst Utd CBs in the entire history of the club. Played in two of the most humiliating results in English football history. You have imagined that he had a great season when that simply did not happen in any way. Try watching the games?
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@darrenabelse8885 The team stats and results when he played are awful. He contributed to one of the worst league defences in the entire history of the club. You are standing by a personal feeling and dream without any factual evidence to support your claim
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@darrenabelse8885 Yes you could only list around four games across two seasons and one of those games we lost and conceded THREE goals. Lol Is that it? He has performed brilliantly in the PL because he played in a 3-2 defeat to Arsenal? This is spectacular. Keep digging >>>
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@darrenabelse8885 If he was brilliant in most of Utd’s home games, why can’t you name any of them? Maybe you’re talking about the game at Old Trafford when we drew with a managerless Leeds and Ten Hag specifically called out Martinez after the game for not following the defensive rules set by the coaches and for having an absolute howler?
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@darrenabelse8885 I am extremely accurate with the undeniable factual information I am sharing with you. You are responding with wildly inaccurate fanboy feelings. Do you even watch the football?
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@ShogunWolf He was excellent in the FA Cup final. So what? Why/how does that mean that he doesn’t have an atrocious record in the PL across two seasons? You’re arguing with yourself about things I didn’t say or think
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@ShogunWolf I do. With my season ticket at Old Trafford. I didn’t share or mention any stats. What do you want? How can I help you?
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@ShogunWolf What did your eyes tell you when LFC beat us SEVEN-NIL in the most humiliating defeat in English football history. When Martinez was spun round in circles and sat down on the grass by Salah before ramming the ball into the back of the net? Or that time when City blitzed us with SIX goals in roughly 45 mins. What did you see? Please enlighten me what you saw that made the THIRTEEN goals conceded irrelevant
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@ShogunWolf Yes, his PL record is shocking. Please copy and paste any “stats” that I shared. Childish? I’m an old man politely sharing facts about football. Why the creepy fantasy about arguing with children?
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@ShogunWolf Yes there were other players on the pitch because it is a team game. What did your eyes tell you about Martinez, though? Which exact PL games over the last two years did your eyes tell you Martinez has a good PL record? Still waiting…
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@ShogunWolf “on the pitch for us” Lol. Have you ever even been to Old Trafford? England even?
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@EnigmaticWilhelm Soccer? No, I watch football at Old Trafford with my season ticket. Have you ever been to England?
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Yeah, a Man Utd "supporter" who doesn't support the players on the pitch. Makes sense
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No "we" didn't. Have you ever even been to Manchester?
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@RichardMason-gj9ue And you wanted Ten Hag out? The joke’s on you
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@RichardMason-gj9ue Yes, of course I would. Please continue to highlight that you know nothing about the club or what's really going on here >>>
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@RichardMason-gj9ue Wrong. I'm a season ticket holder for many, many decades. Somebody's projecting... Please continue to defend the Glazers and scapegoat yet another manager for their mess. >>>
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Your exact words: "we have to back him" "we need some decent players" Did you forget what you said already or just easily confused about life in general? Lol
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@RichardMason-gj9ue So he doesn’t need to be backed with decent players by the board? Confused much?
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@RichardMason-gj9ue Nope the Glazers desperately paid double money for Antony when they realised they had no football structure in place at the club and couldn’t get any of Ten Hag’s actual targets over the line. Try again >>>
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@RichardMason-gj9ue Yes there are a lot better players out there because the Glazers ram the squad into the ground for the last two decades. I lease continue to defend them >>>
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@mars2803 Who are you to say we can’t laugh at him when he tells the world about his personal problems on international tv (for money)?
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@michaelnevo1091 Nope it’s all scripted to make young men of today think it’s admirable to constantly cry about their feelings in public. And you fell for it, apparently
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Past his prime? Eh? Lol
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@grahamcook9289 Case dismissed
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@ava_forever1234 He has a team of doctors and psychiatrists and coaches on call 24/7/365. You think he has to go on a waiting list for depression therapy like the peasants???? Lol
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@The2FO Yip and he won't really become cheaper anyway. The £60m price is already decreased from his real valuation. And if Utd wait until next year they will pay roughly the same anyway but the money will go to his wages and his agent and mess up the club wage structure.
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@markt7937 So, you don't understand what we are saying and you can't figure it out and you are therefore leaving the conversation...? Bye bye then! Lol
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@markt7937 Utd, Chelsea and Mount all got a cracking deal. Funny that you still can't work out why
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@johnsellers36 Yes but why did you send that to me and not the guy who doesn’t understand this very simple concept...?
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@markt7937 Ooh "uneducated". When the argument is lost the loser resorts to slander
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@fredzebra97 I'm very clearly saying > see if you can work out why Utd, Chelsea and Mount all got a cracking deal. And you can't. Give my head a wobble for things you completely made up and tried to project onto me? Don't think so
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@markt7937 "they still have to pay these fees as part of signing too" The same wage package and agent fees are paid whether there is one year or zero years left ont he contract? Wow. Talk about uneducated. Lol
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@markt7937 "Contract left dictates the market value" When did I say otherwise, please? Direct quote me ever saying otherwise >>>
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@fredzebra97 When did I say that contract length was irrelevant in market valuations? Direct quote, please >>>
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@fredzebra97 "not one sound argument has been made from you" What exactly is the objective point you (incorrectly) believe I am arguing with you about? Type it out in one or two polite sentences >>>
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@fredzebra97 Yes, all I have said is "Utd got a good deal, try to work out why". So, why did this perfectly polite and innocuous comment spark such a bizarre meltdown? Lol
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@fredzebra97 Excellent. Please continue to send me LOTS of cartoon emojis to highlight the (extremely low) level of maturity and intelligence I am dealing with here >>>
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@fredzebra97 Yes, I made a perfectly innoucuous comment about football 24 hours ago and this inexplicably sparked an avalanche of tears, playground insults and cartoon emojis. Continue >>>
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@fredzebra97 Ooh the programmed NPC "lay off smack" insult now. Scary stuff. Lol
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@markt7937 "with all these extra comments" Nah. I made one comment 24 hours ago. The rest are all polite replies and responses to other men that I made cry (including you). Try again >>>
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@markt7937 Why are you imagining that we are mates? Do you need a strong man in your life to guide and support you as you struggle your way through life? Can't make friends in the real world so you have to attach yourself to strangers on the internet? Lol
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@markt7937 My innocuous comment to you, 24 hours ago: "Nah it's irrelevant. See if you can work out why >>>" 30+ buckets of salty tears later, and you still can't stop thinking and talking about me. It's adorable! Continue >>>
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@markt7937 Which of my polite and innocuous questions did you falsely imagine were emotional and embarrassing? Be specific. Direct quote the exact words of mine that upset you and hurt your feelings >>>
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@markt7937 I am perfectly relaxed and having a lot of fun responding to and laughing at this spectacular meltdown. Which exact words of mine caused panic within your safe space? What exactly did I say that made you so anxious and on edge?
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@fredzebra97 Lol just realised that you are stalking me in multiple threads. Obsessed much?
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Juan Mata was a flop at Utd. What do you mean?
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@fredzebra97 Yes it is irrelevant. Try to work out why >>>
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@fredzebra97 You need to think and try harder >>>
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@fredzebra97 You contacted me, remember? When are you going to stop talking about me and instead say something interesting and constructive about the topic in hand...?
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@fredzebra97 (And why are you liking your own comments as soon as you type them?) Lol
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@fredzebra97 Now you are imagining we are brothers. Weird. Yes, I made my interesting and constructive point over 2 hours ago. And this made you cry for some reason. Bye bye then. Have a terrible day.
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Yeah that phrase didn't even exist until around a decade ago. An invented, imaginary, unquantifiable "illness"
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@leemwaniki6223 What do you want? How can I help you? Why are you crying to me on the internet about Erik Ten Hag?
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Er, no he is raising it at the Glazers. Weird to be taking their side on this, but you carry on
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@GerMUFC1996 In what way could you possibly think I was talking to you? Read my comment again and pay attention to your name not being tagged in it. Lol
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@GerMUFC1996 No worries
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@jzwadlo Lol. You think it’s tougher for you than our grandparents during the Blitz because some mean words on social media hurt your feelings?
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@von1150 It’s very, very weird that you are crying for this millionaire footballer’s non existent problems
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@chirayurahangdale1948 Utd is an English club that plays in the English league and our entire history and culture is built on legendary English, British and Irish players. Weird thing to be crying about
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@chirayurahangdale1948 So only English players are overpriced and every single foreign player in the PL has been a success to match their fee? Lol. Cry more about England >>>
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@chirayurahangdale1948 English media trials. Lol. Words about millionaire footballers make you cry
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@chirayurahangdale1948 Now try to say something that is logcial and coherent >>>
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@UnrulyRebel-hd2pl No he didn't. Sancho started it years ago by being a joke in training and matches. Weird to be crying for this loser
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@marvindwaine8406 Yes, it was extremely sensible for the manager to let Sancho know that he manages the team, and Sancho is expected to do what he is told. Bizarre thing to be crying about. Have you never had a job?
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@MrAyuub22 He was a bargain and a priority upgrade signing in place of Sabitzer. Weird thing to be crying about.
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@MrAyuub22 So what?
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They offered £67 million for him. Quite expensive but hardly "mad"
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@cold_servo_pie Eight, Nein. Ten (Hag)
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Nonsense. £50m is standard minimum price for any top 6 squad signing now. Mount is and England regular and a Champions League winner on top of that baseline. £60m across five years is an absolute bargain for Utd
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@noeinnimegfraaliensomønskerut You are conveniently ignoring the fact that the vast majority of the squad cost the Glazers £0 and half the ourfield team that beat City cost them £0. Cope harder with the real facts >>>
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