Comments by "" (@adamswl969) on "friendlyjordies" channel.

  1. Until you realize there is no barrel and we are just in free fall through space, indefinitely.
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  2. You just described the people across the street from me. I person gets out of/into their car, yet there can be heard at least 6 door slams. The whole family do it, mostly late at night. I call it the nightly door test.
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  3. Yes the toilet has the surf and the toilet paper is the turf.
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  4.  @shanedawson4437  Fair enough....but they found success OVERSEAS!! Way too much emphasis on sports here and no where near enough placed on achievements in science & technology.
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  5. The only way to fame, recognition and fortune in this country is by having the ability to throw, hit, kick or catch a ball. Best of you can do all of the above.
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  6. We need to hear/see Jordie's WAP cover.
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  7.  @Jmack1lla  Poorly built houses and apartments that sell for criminal amounts of money on tiny little bits of land. But that is only good for property developers. Sorry.
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  8. It's the best when you are on a road with lots of corners, especially rurally. They sit right up your arse until you hit the the twisty stuff. Watch as they suddenly drop speed through the corners because Rangers have the handling of a block of flats!
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  9. If the alliance is to be portrayed as a glam metal band, then it must be named in reverse ie: SUKUA
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  10. Some bloody RFS shed. And blokes like him are in charge of funding.
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  11. It was Irene from Home And Away, angry that you defamed her character in your bottle shop skit. Great to see you back!
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  12. Plague ship woman! What is really sad is the amount of coal being burned to keep the transmitters and studio going for Kyle & Jackie O to even be on air what with their gold and bejewelled microphones and all.
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  13.  @shauninthebody  Yes! You have the description down perfectly! And remember, you can't have Ranger without Anger!
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  14.  @BeastOrGod  Don't get too far in front. These pricks will have the best legal defence coupled with weak judiciary. Cue "Suspended Sentence" or "Community Order"
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  15. Just STFU and give me your tard money 🤣
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  16. The Scream in a wig!!! What a pisser!
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  17. How anyone can not know the difference between .40S&W and .357SIG is beyond me at this point. I mean it is 2023 FFS. 🙄 Brilliant ending by the way Jordan.
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  18. North Richmond in Melbs. Where the station is the toilet. Overdoses and cross platform punch on's aplenty here as debts are settled & needles shared. Come for the train, see the insane.
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  19. Either that or dumpster diving out the back of a hospital.
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  20. Anyone else with a vote for Marty Monster?
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  21. That bloke on 9 with the demonic packaday smokers voice. He could describe a kid dropping an ice cream cone and it would sound like an imminent terrorist attack. Cannot stand it. Please tear it apart. You do a very good impression of it. Go get on the darts first!
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  22.  @k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181  Yeah I reckon Jordan is probably familiar with those by now :(
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  23. It was about now that I truly regret selling my lapidary equipment.
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  24. You don't know you are alive as a sales assistant until you have helped the store detectives successfully apprehend a shoplifter with her under garments stuffed with packets of vitamin supplements and cosmetics, who then defecates herself in an attempt to avoid being held until the cops arrive. Yes they let her go minus the items just to get rid of the stank.
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  25. It might have been someone from Love Island.
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  26. How dare you not include Mike Whitney from Who Dares Wins! Or Esme from a Country Practice? WTF? At least the Commo wagon Toadie drove off the cliff is a decent winner.
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  27. Yep. It is much needed fuel for the glass BBQ.
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  28. As Australia arrives at a world leaders gathering- "Oh look, here comes the crumb power!"
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  29. A family of 9 died just so you could have that breakfast at the hotel. A weeks worth of food for the average Turkmenistani punter right there.
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  30. Can I just have these for dinner?? LOL!
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  31. Yeah 10 Grand for the full system which ends up on the front lawn as hard rubbish in a years time.
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  32. Mmmmmmm......Nightclub footpath and pastry- together at last!
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  33. The Australian Office is Solicitor Dennis Denuto trying to get his photo copier to work. Nothing more, nothing less.
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  34.  @superjeffstanton  Yes. This is the way.
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  35. Don't forget Victoria Police Commissioner at the time Christine Nixon's dinner commitments while the state burned. And the excuses that flowed following that becoming public knowledge. Seems many public figures manage to be quietly out of the way when SHTF.
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  36. Ahhh yes! 154.600 I think it was to the headsets. Seeing the manager pace about outside trying to spot the pirates was always fun. Modded Alinco DR-599 and a low band MAXtrac back in the 90's!
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  37. Most of those "meals" have been pre-digested prior to packing. And yes, if you can't make a decent hamburger from scratch, then it is really time to just give up.
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  38. $300 for a limp penis with a machine gun (+ however much petrol burned to get there). Highly amusing Vid! Your expenditure and anxiety has not gone to waste.
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  39. Geddit up ya moot!! You can do it twice since it's buy 1 get 1 free!
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  40. Melbourne centric.....but KEN BRUCE HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWGIytePrRI RIP Big Kev.
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