Comments by "Thump Er the Sweaty Fat Guy" (@SweatyFatGuy) on "" video.

I'm 53, tagged a 66 year old who looks better than this chick a couple years ago, she was an honest 9 or 10 in her 20s and 30s, did local commercials on TV. I know her 40 year old son, which is how she met me. Let me tell ya, there are some issues with older ones... physical issues, like things escaping that should not, and no a 50+ something chick is not moist all the time like when they are 20. In the mood? Oh yeah, that biological clock is clanging away in her ears starting around 35, so they want it and every orifice is available more often than not. When I was 32 a 51 year old Thai chick who cleaned where I worked wanted some, she cooked me great food and then it was funtime. Take it from an old guy who has had 18 year olds in the last couple years, and everything in between. The juice isn't worth the squeeze is an understatement. However the chances of getting whacked with support once she is over 40 is slim, but your best bet is pearl necklaces and the like.
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@maxpaws3977 Im 53. Since I turned 40 the 30 somethings only want a retirement plan, someone who can pay her way so she can quit her job and sponge off you. 18 to 28 they want to have fun and older guys are lots of fun for them, they learn all sorts of new things and get to ride around in my cool old muscle cars. Over 40 they are starting to get desperate and every orifice is on the menu. 50 and above they are desperate and will take any attention they can get.... but like Plasma said, its difficult to find one over 30 that can make the hydraulics work.
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@The01t really... you know this how? Something about a man with gray in his beard makes all of them look, as long as he isn't a skinny wimp (probably like someone you know very well) or with a grease and fudge blood type. To be honest with you, the number isn't what gets it for them, the age isn't either, they want the strong dominant men and they really don't care how old he is as long as he looks decent and appears to have at least some status or wealth. Yeah I am still amazed that I look decent to them.
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@ma3stro681 No, I have not been to Thailand, they were in the US and Europe, not bar/juicygirls. Most of the Russians were working in bars in Korea, but I had no money while I was there, because child support took it all, leaving me $100 a month. The Russians liked me, we had lots of fun. Learning some of the language really helps. The 18 year olds were here in northern Michigan, did not work in bars, but were freshman class at the local university... and one that had a thing for old guys. I was not at Clark AB PI before Pinatubo covered it in ash, so I never made it to PI either.
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@usern4metak3ns its like a cheat code to say something that makes one furious at you, then tell her you are playing around, just kiddin, and then compliment her a little. Its so freakin easy I was afraid of catchin the herpeghonosyphilades and dickworms so I stopped doing it 30 years ago.
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I'm 53, the last place I want to be is at a frat party. In 2001 while stationed in Charleston SC I saw a skinny nerd looking guy, late 40s early 50s, goofy pedoglasses, the ring of hair around the back of his shiny head, clinging to the last vestiges of his youth. He was trying super hard to get girls to dance with him and give him attention. Don't be that guy. He would do better with a Ferrari, shaving his head completely, getting laser correction, and hitting the gym after getting a doc to hook him up with some TRT juice. The funny thing is I usually do well at car shows and such, because I have cool old cars they like. The car I am building right now is sure to be a thong magnet and the VA doc says I can't keep my repellent hanging over my belt anymore. 1968 LeMans, satin black, roll cage, good to 8.50, between 900 and 1100hp when I get the 6-71 supercharger on its 505ci Pontiac. The thing looks like pure evil incarnate. The ratty 1979 Formula Firebird I brought back from Germany in 1991 that had 550ish hp, it got me lots of tail, it might come out this year for a bit too. Just need to put the cage in it so it can have seatbelts, and a couple small things. I swapped a 550ish hp engine back in it so its fun to drive again, 700+ wasn't enjoyable for much. Gave the first ex a ride around the block in it when it was only running bottom 12s, she never got near it again. Chicks dig cars like that, I like driving and racing cars like that, which is why I have had the belly for repellent. Two ex wives is enough to make you decide to keep them away.
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@bdog1323 more than once I have been gettin the daughter, then mom wants some too. Around 2020 I stopped risking everything I built since my last divorce in 2013, barely bother with them now. Once in a while one will get some, and I use aliases, like Sergio and Raoul. I'll be 54 in a few months, its still surprising how many college girls are interested when I am not trying to push them all away. My VA doc says I can have the belly anymore, let me tell ya that works great for keeping them off you. Young guys don't get it, because they haven't lost everything they worked for and invested in yet. Its hard to resist a 22 year old who is wanting some from the guy who is older than her dad. Soon I will just be 'the sweaty guy' but I will keep the name because its amusing.
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@chuckiegravesfield3170 I bumped into them in various ways over the years. Sometimes through friends, sometimes just saying hello passing them in public. However... Around where I live its a desert, they aren't worth the effort even to say hello. I still get attention from them, but mostly it is ignored because I don't want to risk losing everything I have built in the ten years since my 2nd and final divorce left me living in my car... again. My land, home, shop and all the cars are paid off, I have money in the bank, and I just ordered a set of 17" wheels for my 70 Cuda, or they might go on the 67 Cougar, or even the 71 Mustang. All the Pontiacs have wheels, might get a few more sets of 17" and 18" wheels for the ones I drive. All the cars I race get 15" wheels. Most of the cars I managed to keep through both divorces, like the 70 and 72 GTOs, the Cougar, and four Trans Ams and five Formulas. Might sound like I am rich... but most cars I have were bought for less than $500, with a handful being $1000, and only two were $6000. Been into this my entire life, and now sans female leech in my wallet, I have the funds to build them the way I want them.
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@zacatkinson3926 as you get older your standards relax a bit, though not out of desperation unless you are unwanted as you are now. When I was in my 20s I had really low standards, she had to be breathing and at least 100lbs lighter than me.
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@usern4metak3ns mostly...
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@zacatkinson3926 as am I, but that is more of a new thing happening to them. 20 years ago they weren't this reprehensible. Ten years ago they were acceptable. Now no matter how good she looks she is meh.
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