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@Axiomatic75 my brother after me, is 5'6. He is around 175lbs, still runs every day despite retiring from the US Army more than ten years ago. He was a truck driver that hauled tanks on an overgrown semi called a HET, then he went on to fly UH60s in Afghanistan and finished his last 4 years as an instructor. He flies civilian medvac helos in our home state now.
He was capable of pulling far hotter ones than I was, and I got some seriously hot tail in my time. He got married in 1993, they are still together, have three kids, and she knows she can't do better than him. She is two inches taller than he is too.
There aren't many men out there who would want to tangle with him. He is also a 3 time state wrestling champ in one of the toughest states for that sport. He was 126lbs his senior year in 1992, I was 167 in 1987 and I was the strongest kid in the school, stronger than all the teachers too.
Just because we are short doesn't mean we are incapable, weak, or harmless. I never lost a match to anyone taller than 5'10, and pinned everyone taller than 6' at 167. So I find it most amusing when a tall guy tries to intimidate me. They have no idea what is in store for them if they provoke me enough to engage. They'd better be very adept at BJJ or another MMA, or an old short crippled guy is going to put a hurtin on em.
I prefer to avoid people, especially drunken college kids, I don't want to pay anyone's medical bills.. and I am sore for weeks if I exert myself like that now. Getting old sucks, but its also lots of fun.
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@DeadlyPlatypus no I never wrote my own EPR, but I was forced to give 5s to mediocre airmen who were kissing ass and doing the least possible. Also they wanted me to give one of my best airmen a 3 rather than a 5 because he got a DUI 3 years earlier while I was in Korea.
That kid was squared away, always on time, never complained, and was VERY good at his job. I relied on him to handle things often. When he was first stationed there he got in with the 'party group' in the dorms, and wrecked his truck. He pulled his head out of his ass and got going the right direction.
I fought the E9, 1sgt, my E7, and convinced the commander to give him the 5 he earned.
I always got a 4. One area was a 4, everything else was a 5. They always dinged me for being big, and while I was 50lbs over my max weight, it was muscle because loading cargo planes in wars can pack lots of it on you. I came back from Kuwait in December 2001 with a six pack, I was shredded and the lightest I had been since the gulf war at 215lbs. They put me on the weight program and tried to keep me from testing that cycle.
They wanted very specific things on our EPRs, you seem to know about them so I will explain. We were only allowed one space at the end of the bullet statement, so one space or none at all. No punctuation, and it had to convey the meaning commensurate with the level of the accomplishment. That meant I had to find words with the right number of letters, that conveyed the proper meaning and emphasis or they kicked it back.
My captain had a pink pen she used on EPRs to kick them back and show where they needed work. All the other NCOs hated that pen. After my first one handed in to her, I figured out what she wanted. I never had one kicked back again. She wanted mt to teach all the other NCOs how to write them like I did. I told her thesaurus dot com is how I wrote them.
It took me weeks to write one, because I was also being worked in my duty section by the reservists, who thought i was malingering. I was the safety NCO, vehicles, NCO, building custodian, had ten airmen in two different sections on two different shifts and I only worked with two of them for two days a week. Working nights I would have to stay until 0800 for the motor pool to open so I could take vehicles in, and then I usually had to change tires on the K loaders.
So I would do a 12 hour shift pushing pallets and running the load teams on aircraft all night or driving the lead 60k because the loadmasters would ask for me to do it, things went smooth when I was in the first loader. They even tried to call me in on my days off to run K loaders.
When I got jacked up in Kuwait in 2004, I came back barely able to walk. The reservists decided that I needed to work both load teams, so I would spend the entire shift sitting in a K loader since I couldn't push anymore.
I had no real time off, because my weekend was middle of the week, and invariably some reservist would screw something up and I would have to come in during the day to fill out all the paperwork, EPA reports, and help clean up the huge mess she left.. it was always a female causing it, and they would be nowhere to be found for all of that.
That kind of thing happened to me my entire time in, I was always picked for random drug screening, the people doing the screening knew after the first year. I was on the chem shelter and SCIPS team for both my squadron and SFS. I worked nights at my squadron days with the cops so during the week long chem exercises I got little to no sleep. The cops always got us 'ended' by doing something less than brilliant like turning off the pressure system too early in the exercise. I was an E3 so I had no say in what the higher ups decided to do.
That was Germany before the gulf war had me working 12 to 14 hour shifts no time off from 10 Aug 90 to some time in January or Feb 91 when we went to a 7-1 schedule until June, then a 3-2-2-3. The only way I knew it was Thanksgiving was a chaplain was going around handing out turkey sandwiches to us on the flightline. I asked him what this was for.. I didn't even know it was November.
So unlike most people in the USAF, I actually worked, mostly out in the weather, doing the difficult labor intensive physically demanding stuff, even when I was an NCO.
I do not miss it in the least.
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DeleteGTA TrashGrinders you probably are completely unaware of how they show interest. Also you probably have no idea how to talk to them. I am 5'8 and I had a VERY high drive when I was younger, so I learned to read them so I could tell which ones were interested and which were not.
Then I learned to talk to them. What you don't say is more important than what you do say. How you stand, walk and present yourself matters even more than what you say or don't say.
If you look harmless, soft, unconfident, incapable, and timid, you will not have them like you no matter how tall you are. Honestly you aren't missing anything a silicone sleeve and some lube can give you.
Friend of mine is the manager at my gym, dude is a ripped 6'2 guy, and can't get any attention from them at all. Dude is a 27 year old virgin. His demeanor is soft, compliant, and he drives a light blue Honda Fit, a completely feminine car.
He has to be polite at the gym, and you don't sh** where you eat, but he can't get any play away from work.
If he or you could talk to them like I do, walk and move like I do, you would have them throwing panties at you. Nobody would ever look at me in public and assume I am harmless, and the name on here is because the USAF called me that when I had a six pack.. I am overly muscular... also I have been trying to look that way to avoid entanglements with females, and so far it has worked very well.
Two divorces is enough, and at 54 I am too old to come back from another evil Cant Understand Normal Thinker taking everything I have built and invested in because some judge gives it to her. Like I said earlier, you're not missing anything good, but you aren't being plagued by a 120lb leech camping in your wallet either.
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@Shadow66090 Its how you carry yourself and how you speak to them. Guessing by your name on here I am thinking baltics, used to be Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia, with what we colloquially in the US military call "Russian women' because you all learned to speak Russian until recently.
Those chicks are difficult, they want to get the hell out of there and to move to the US. That might change here soon though. You have to be the most strong willed and confident man to get one of them. It was easy for me to hook up with them in Korea, they were there looking for a way to the US and for money they'd get from silly military members daft enough to give it to them.
You have much better women there than we do in the US, trust me on that. You have to be hard core though, stoic, competent, masculine, capable, and not willing to put up with any crap from her or anyone else.
If you develop game and confidence like I did, you will be inundated by them... overrun. Swamped. lol. Build muscle, get hardened in your mind. It will do you well in life, not just with women.
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