Comments by "Thump Er the Sweaty Fat Guy" (@SweatyFatGuy) on "Why Women "Monkey Branch" And Only Leave Relationships AFTER They Found Someone Else" video.

After 150 or so of them, I am convinced they are NOT worth the effort. The wrapper changes but they are all wired the same. By the time they are my age, you really do not want them. After 35 you won't want them. Catch and release works when you're younger, but once you hit 40 and have had a few of them, you realize they cost you too much money and especially TIME.
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Same. They have no concept of loyalty, honor, or trustworthiness.
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@h2oGrunt I like to put it this way. I know she is going to cheat and make poor choices, its her nature. However I do not dwell on it, rather I enjoy the time I spend with her, until she is no longer enjoyable. Here is the funny part. The less I care about them, and when I do not care about them they can have any other guy they want, the more they want to be with me. As soon as I start to care about them, they think they can do better. They are so predictable, and once you know how to read them you can spot the moment where she decides she is going to cheat. Then you can tell exactly when she does cheat, they are so simple but want everyone to think they are deep and complex. They are about as deep as the puddle a puppy leaves on a hardwood floor.
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@FarmingUnclear its been interesting watching women go from hottys 35 years ago to rotund hags now. I am 54, and the young ones really like me. I get hit on by a 16 year old checker at my grocery store. Its amusing, but yeah nothing is going to happen there. Right up until they are 28, they like to have fun with me. They get to ride in cool old cars, and do fun things. At 29 they decide they want someone to rescue them, and let them not work anymore as he funds their endless shopping spree. If they don't have kids they want one immediately, like you said. If they have kids they want to get resources from us without putting anything into us and that goes right up to 40. When they hit 40 things change for them somewhat, they realize nobody wants them and their prospects dwindle to nearly nothing.. what they get is dregs. If a man with some value notices them, they become teenagers again because someone noticed them. That gets worse as they age. They are willing to do anything to keep a man around, and I mean anything, not figuratively. At 50 they get more desperate, and are often getting more delusional about what they think they deserve, but they also realize they aren't going to get it ever again. When I was 34 I had just gotten divorced 2 years earlier, and had been having lots of fun with women from other countries, like Russia, Korea, and around the world. They all wanted a ticket to the land of the big BX (base exchange, its like wallmart on a military base). I met my second ex wife, who was 21, a virgin because she was homely, and she seemed to be different from the rest of them. She was awesome for 8 years, then we married and the divorce was final 16 months later. I had never gotten along with someone so well before, then I got sick for a few months, she met a kid 20 years younger than me, and I kicked her out for cheating with him. She will be 41 next month, she is alone, unwanted, and reliant on her mom since her dad died earlier this year. I saw her in the grocery store, and the last ten years have not been kind to her. Back in 15, a couple years after the final divorce, I met another one. She was early 40s, had her own money, and she treated me wonderfully. In 2018 I saw her one time, because there is a 7 hour drive between us. We ended it after having lots of fun together, she wanted to hook up with a firefighter she met. He dumped her two weeks later. I've had lots of them, can't remember how many exactly, I remember another one I hadn't thought about days later when I try to think of them. I don't date anymore, don't get numbers, barely speak to them, and if she shows interest its exceptionally rare that I will even offer to spend time with her. Its not fear of anything, sure as hell not intimidation. Its that I have better things to do with my time, that aren't as much of a waste of it. Playing video games is more rewarding than dating American women.
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@FarmingUnclear I widowed a few of them, until I realized that acting like a simp would get them to leave and thing it was her idea. When they are no longer fun, I get really nice to them. Works flawlessly. I am fun to talk with, but I am very opinionated.
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@zebare726 there is no telling what she will do as she grows up and gets bored with you. 40 years ago high school sweethearts had a chance, now... not so much.
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@Skelstoolbox I am 54, was in the military for a long time, even though I am 5'8 it was only moderate effort to pick them up. I learned how to tell which ones were interested, then I learned how to talk to them. By the time I was 19 I had some pretty stellar game, and my confidence was huge, just like it is now. I know I can do things, because I have done it many times. Although as I get older, I do them slower, and it hurts more. Two wars, lots of altercations which were not started by me, and around 120 wrestling matches between 8th grade and my second year in the military. I was always muscular after I turned 15. and was benching over 300 before I turned 20. Muscle helps. Most were ready to go within half an hour of meeting me, knowing which ones are interested made it go a lot faster with a decent batting average. I met the first ex the night I turned 24, she asked me how many I had and I could remember 88 before her, she was 89. Then we divorced when I was 32 and I was off to the races again. At any given time I had between 3 and 6 of them I could call to come over and get some. They rotated out and I met new ones. Second ex was somewhere north of 150. My final divorce was ten years ago, and I put another 30 or so under my belt before last year when I essentially stopped talking to them. Blond hair, ice blue eyes, 22" arms, strong jawline, heavy brow, and I have gotten better looking as I got older. Being funny really helps, and I even got some for having good grammar. The last year or so I am showing my age more, but I still get interest from them way too young. They are always smiling at me and looking down and away like they are shy. The deep voice helps a lot, and if I have been yelling or something the day before I am as deep bass as Michael Clarke Duncan was. I am told I smell good, my T really draws them in, even when I don't shower for a day or two.. Its not every woman, not even close to that, but its enough that I notice when they do it. I never thought I looked good, but apparently I did to them. 2 or 3 were exceptionally good looking. Most were 6-7, a huge number of 5s, and sometimes I would nail a large one to break a dry spell. Dry spells came when I would change bases, new country/state, new group of locals, takes some time to learn your way around. The second ex was quite homely, but she was a virgin and seemed to have the right mindset, so I gave her a chance and she screwed it up after 9 years together. These days I don't care what she looks like, if she has kids, or whatever, as long as she doesn't give me any luggage... like herpeghonasphyilades. I don't know the actual number, can't remember them all. I have to think about where I was stationed, what car I was driving, what color they were, what language they spoke, or which phase of my life I was in. 30 to 50 was the highest rate, and most of them were between 18 and 28. I feel far more accomplished about the cars I have built, how fast they are, the things I did in the military, the places I have been a,d the achievements I have attained, females were just a way to sate my ludicrously high drive. Around 38 it finally started to subside, it really sucked having to get some every two days minimum to be able to think clearly, so I found a way to get some. Only two came from bar's or clubs. Most I met when they were at work, through friends, or just walking by and saying Hi. Confidence, muscle, blue eyes, deep voice and game. I am one of the most masculine men you would ever meet, and I don't try to be, because it doesn't matter to me at all. I just am and have things I like to do, like building muscle cars, lifting heavy stuff, building houses, and landscaping. If I need something done, I learn how to do it or buy the equipment I need to do it. Until I was 40 I was looking for one to spend my life with making memories. They just wanted the blue eyed silverback to give them a hard ride for the memories, most were one night stands or a few weeks to two months. 6 or so were somewhat longer, both marriages were 8 and 9 years, respectively. I was surprised to learn most guys have 1 to 3 in their entire lives. I had a drive that needed satiated, that was most of it.
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@chirpinsquirrel8710 I've met guys who could pull a lot more than I could, one is my cousin Chad. Dude is 6'7, well over $150k a year, long hair and looks like the techno viking. All he has to do is say hi, nice shoes.. and he gets some.
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