Comments by "Thump Er the Sweaty Fat Guy" (@SweatyFatGuy) on "Uncharted - How Could They Mess This Up?" video.
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Ugh... no interest in seeing this bullshit. Just what I saw here is enough to make me nope right out of bothering to watch it. Only partially due to Drinker's opinion and observations, but also due to the scenes in the C17. I was in the USAF for a lot of years, where I loaded cargo planes including C17s and I am wondering how the hell they got the USAF or RAF to front them a plane for this bullshit. I get that its a movie and its for entertainment, but it doesn't even do that well, and ANYONE who has worked air transportation like I have will notice that everything inside the C17 and around them is wrong. Not like Tom Cruise is too short to be Reacher wrong, but like 'everyone on the fucking plane would be dead' kind of wrong.
You might say 'relax fat guy, its just a movie' but ever since basic training when I was trained to spot things out of place, nearly every military movie has made that attention to detail synapse twitch in my head like an epileptic going through detox from alcohol while an Alien ripped through their chest. When it was my job for a huge portion of my adult life, and if we fucked up, people died horrible fiery deaths, its like you watching someone mow the lawn and fuck it up compared to how you do it on the job. The helicopters carrying boats... um... these people can't grasp mass, gravity, and velocity... they make movies, who needs math and shit, amirite?
Its not just military and aviation shit either, since I have been a gearhead into cars for even longer than my time in the military, over 40 years with old cars, movies about vehicles make me twitch as well. Then a 110lb girl beating up a 6' 250lb dude is laughable. I am 5'8 and there is no girl on the planet who can go toe to toe with me and win. None. If they could get technical stuff correct, at least I wouldn't loathe hollywood as much when they inject all their woke bullshit into flicks.
At this rate I am going to make my own fucking movies, and they won't be full of stupid bullshit like these woke abominations.
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