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  1. Superman. Supergirl. Superboy Superdog Superhorse Superchimp Superwoman Superblackman SuperLGBTQperson Superbaby Superembryo SuperJesus Superamoeba SuperTrans SuperIndianWoman Supercat SuperEmoEdgelord SuperIncel SuperLesbianBlackGirl SuperRacist SuperTrump
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  2. Funnily, one of those teens is his illegitimate grandson. They locked eyes for a second, seemed to notice a psychic connection...then another teen whipped a half drank slurpee at Pete and they all ran out the door. A short glance back, and he was gone.
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  3. LOL
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